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Ahh...
Goo Lagoon—

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a stinky mud puddle
to you and me,

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but to the inhabitants
of Bikini Bottom,

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a wonderful, stinky mud puddle.

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What a great day!

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Hey, Sandy, look!

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I'm Sandy!

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Hey, Sandy, who am I?

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Hello, SpongeBob.

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Could you keep it down?

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I'm trying to be boring.

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SpongeBob.

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Did anyone order 20
pepperoni and sand pizzas?

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Hey, Sandy.

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Hey, SpongeBob.

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Hey, Larry.

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You guys want to go
lift some weights?

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Sure.

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Well, come on, SpongeBob.

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Coming.

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Give it a try, Sandy.

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Ee-yah!

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Whoa!

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Good job, Sandy.

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That's about enough for
today, don't you think?

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How about a
little more weight?

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Observe.

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Yah!

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All right, stand back, everyone.

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Y'all watch this.

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Ee-yah!

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Way to go, Larry!

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Could I borrow a
couple of these?

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Mm-hmm.

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And now,
with the addition

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of two— count' em,
two— marshmallows.

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That was too funny.

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You are hilarious!

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Ain't he the funniest
little sponge

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you ever saw?

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Anybody up for some volleyball?

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I got it!

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Incoming.

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Oops!

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I guess I ripped my pants again.

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Once again, dude, you
have split my sides.

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Hey, Sandy!

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How about throwing it to me?

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Okay, here it comes.

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I could use a hand here.

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You okay, SpongeBob?

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I guess so... except
I ripped my pants!

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You still got it, dude.

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May I help you?

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I'll take a banana split.

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Uh... we don't have that.

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That's okay.

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I already... split
my pants, get it?

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Tee-hee.

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Anything else?

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How about...

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ripple?

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No, thanks, already got one.

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Is that a burger you're eating?

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Why, yes, it is.

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You know what would
go good with that?

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No, what?

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Ripped... pants.

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Ripped pants a la mode.

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Delivery!

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Did you order 20
cases of ripped pants?

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Surf's up
in the Goo Lagoon.

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And here comes Larry, doing
his trademark lay-back.

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There goes Sandy, hanging ten...
fingers, that is.

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There goes SpongeBob...

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Ripping his... pants again.

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Hey, look!

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A cardboard box washed
up on the beach.

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Holy fish paste!

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It's a guy!

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Why?

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Why?

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Why?

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SpongeBob!

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Come closer.

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I need...

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I need...

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What do you need?

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A tailor.

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Because I ripped my pants!

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That kind of
stuff is uncalled for.

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What is that?

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That wasn't funny, SpongeBob.

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Y'all had me worried sick.

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Dude.

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Come on,
SpongeBob, you're losing them!

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Think! Your public's waiting.

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Let's see...

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"lifting weights— big laugh.

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"Frisbee in face— kills.

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"Surfing— knocks 'em dead.

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"Pretending to drown...

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no."

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Come on, think!

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I got it!

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Hey, everybody.

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Not ripped pants...

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pants ripped off!

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Huh?

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Someone call the police.

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There's a pants
thief on the loose.

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Oh, no!

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Everybody's gone, even Sandy.

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She'd rather hang
out with Larry.

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Oh, no.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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We blew it, pants.

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What do you mean, "we"?

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Oh, I didn't have to be a
fool to get Sandy's attention.

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Am I the biggest
loser on the beach?

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No, I am.

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I forgot to put on sunscreen.

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Ouch.

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No, I am.

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I got sand in my buns.

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No, I'm the biggest
loser on the beach.

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They buried me in the
sand and forgot me.

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What happened to you?

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I lost my best friend.

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How?

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SpongeBob!

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Sandy!

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Your song is true.

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If y'all want to be my friend,

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just be yourself.

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SpongeBob, that
was so righteous.

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Would you... sign my pants?

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Absolutely, buddy.