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One Krabby
Patty for table two.

2
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SpongeBob, I don't
have the whole day!

3
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Oui, oui, une Krabby
Patty, monsieur.

4
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There's les patty.

5
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Come on, SpongeBob!

6
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Next, l'ingredients.

7
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Ah-whee!

8
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Les mustard.

9
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Will you quit fooling around?

10
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Where's my Krabby Patty?

11
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Les hold on a second.

12
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And voila.

13
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It's under your nose!

14
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You're killing me, SpongeBob.

15
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Ha, ha!

16
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You really are.

17
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Look
at it, Squidward—

18
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Mr. Krabs' gift to all of Bikini
Bottom— the Krabby Patty.

19
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Okay, give it to me.

20
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Come on, SpongeBob, stop it!

21
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I swear, I'm not doing anything.

22
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Mr. Krabs!

23
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That Krabby Patty is haunted!

24
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Avast, ye patty pirate!

25
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This is no ghost.

26
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This is...

27
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Plankton!

28
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Stealin' me booty!

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Hear me, Krabs— when I discover
your formula for Krabby Patties,

30
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I'll run you out of business.

31
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I went to college!

32
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Hey!

33
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Let me go!

34
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Oh, I'll let you go, squirt...

35
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on a flying saucer!

36
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Back to the Chum
Bucket with you!

37
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You'll pay for this, Krabs!

38
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Uh... Plankton, sir?

39
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Aye, he's been trying

40
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to steal me secret
formula for years.

41
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But ye haven't got
it yet, have ye, bug?

42
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Okay.

43
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Enough, lad, it
wasn't that funny.

44
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Get back to work!

45
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Okay, Mr. Krabs,
see you tomorrow.

46
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Good night, me boy.

47
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Psst...

48
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young man...

49
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Yes, over here.

50
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Come on, boy, a little closer.

51
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Closer.

52
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Not that close!

53
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Ah!

54
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You blasted barnacle head!

55
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I mean... hi!

56
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Plankton?

57
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Ouch!

58
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What do you want?

59
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I just want to talk.

60
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You could say we're
friends, right?

61
00:03:01,138 --> 00:03:02,320
Um... no.

62
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Acquaintances.

63
00:03:03,874 --> 00:03:04,706
No.

64
00:03:06,427 --> 00:03:09,261
Well, we're both
invertebrates, aren't we?

65
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I... guess so.

66
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You see, everything works out.

67
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I have something for you.

68
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I've been keeping it in
my secret compartment.

69
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Ching! Sparkle, sparkle!

70
00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:25,994
Wow! A golden spatula!

71
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And it's even got my name on it.

72
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It's a gift.

73
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A gift from a friend.

74
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Friends give each other gifts.

75
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And tomorrow is my birthday.

76
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And you know what I'd like

77
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more than anything in
the whole wide world?

78
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A booster seat?

79
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Booster seat? Hot dog!

80
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I mean, no.

81
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What I want for my birthday
from you, my friend,

82
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is one of those...

83
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tender... delicious...

84
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Krabby Patties.

85
00:04:02,499 --> 00:04:03,731
You just want to be friends

86
00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:05,684
so you can get your
hands on a Krabby Patty!

87
00:04:05,753 --> 00:04:08,287
And I bet it's not even
your birthday tomorrow!

88
00:04:08,355 --> 00:04:10,655
Gee, and I thought
you were stupid.

89
00:04:10,724 --> 00:04:13,191
You'll never get a
Krabby Patty from me!

90
00:04:14,812 --> 00:04:16,444
Even if we are friends!

91
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Never, never, never, never!

92
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Oh, I'll get a Krabby Patty.

93
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And you're going to hand-deliver
it to me personally,

94
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you weak-minded fool!

95
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Night, Gary.

96
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SpongeBob, you will be mine.

97
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It should be in here somewhere.

98
00:05:15,989 --> 00:05:17,238
But where?

99
00:05:17,307 --> 00:05:19,191
Where?

100
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Oh.

101
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This will be the
beginning of the end.

102
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Ouch!

103
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Stupid brain.

104
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Come back here, you swine!

105
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Whoa... oof!

106
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That's it, brain,

107
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you're going down!

108
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Yes, yes, that's grand.

109
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And now, for my very elaborate
and college-educated plan.

110
00:06:03,086 --> 00:06:05,587
And now it's time for
a little wakey-uppy.

111
00:06:08,309 --> 00:06:10,108
Morning already?

112
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I... I feel a
little funny today.

113
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Yeah, yeah!

114
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I have you now.

115
00:06:30,364 --> 00:06:32,797
Time for a well-balanced
breakfast.

116
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This isn't what I had in mind.

117
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Let me just grab my pants.

118
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I guess I'm not wearing
any pants today.

119
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Oops! I guess I'm not
using the door, either.

120
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See you later, Gary... I guess.

121
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You're right, Gary, there
is something wrong with me!

122
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Squidward! Squidward!

123
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Wake up! I need some help!

124
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Squidward! Help!

125
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Be quiet, SpongeBob!

126
00:07:02,779 --> 00:07:05,997
Help...!

127
00:07:06,066 --> 00:07:08,867
SpongeBob, what are you doing?

128
00:07:08,935 --> 00:07:10,568
I'm talking to you!

129
00:07:10,637 --> 00:07:12,103
SpongeBob, SpongeBob!

130
00:07:12,172 --> 00:07:13,388
Are you mad?

131
00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:19,878
Shut your
mouth, you mediocre clarinet player.

132
00:07:19,946 --> 00:07:21,963
Mediocre?

133
00:07:22,031 --> 00:07:25,533
You pretentious little
insignificant artist.

134
00:07:25,602 --> 00:07:28,637
Your snivelly creations
are worth less

135
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than a protozoan's waste.

136
00:07:30,874 --> 00:07:35,210
Something
must be wrong with my brain!

137
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Plankton!

138
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What kind of friend are you?

139
00:07:40,484 --> 00:07:43,285
Nonsense! You never
liked me, anyway.

140
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You wouldn't even come
to my birthday party!

141
00:07:46,790 --> 00:07:48,406
Get out of my head!

142
00:07:48,475 --> 00:07:50,308
Leave my brain alone!

143
00:07:50,377 --> 00:07:53,128
Never!
Never!

144
00:08:07,794 --> 00:08:09,728
Toot, toot!

145
00:08:09,796 --> 00:08:12,129
How about a little takeout?

146
00:08:12,198 --> 00:08:14,900
Nope, no, never!

147
00:08:18,105 --> 00:08:19,537
You can't fool me, Plankton.

148
00:08:19,606 --> 00:08:21,355
You want the Krabby
Patty formula!

149
00:08:21,424 --> 00:08:24,959
You are going to
hand-deliver it to me personally.

150
00:08:25,028 --> 00:08:28,696
No, no, no!

151
00:08:28,765 --> 00:08:30,147
There's no one here.

152
00:08:30,216 --> 00:08:31,333
Don't remind me.

153
00:08:31,401 --> 00:08:34,685
Brace
yourself, SpongeBob.

154
00:08:34,754 --> 00:08:36,587
This is my lab!

155
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And this is my laboratory!

156
00:08:41,278 --> 00:08:45,313
And did I ever show
you my record player?

157
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I must fight.

158
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No, no, no, no!

159
00:09:03,450 --> 00:09:04,900
Ow, ow, ow, ow!

160
00:09:04,968 --> 00:09:08,503
There, you see
how much easier it is

161
00:09:08,572 --> 00:09:10,304
when you help, friend?

162
00:09:10,373 --> 00:09:12,640
How do you like my analyzer?

163
00:09:12,709 --> 00:09:16,378
It tells the ingredients
of whatever I put into it.

164
00:09:17,630 --> 00:09:22,217
50% sea, 50% weed.

165
00:09:23,619 --> 00:09:25,153
Impressed?

166
00:09:25,222 --> 00:09:27,872
Now let's reveal
that secret formula.

167
00:09:29,576 --> 00:09:33,344
And this little piggy
brought home a Krabby Patty.

168
00:09:33,413 --> 00:09:36,130
This little piggy will
help me drop it in.

169
00:09:36,199 --> 00:09:39,200
Any last words,
SpongeBob SecretPants?

170
00:09:39,269 --> 00:09:41,302
I... I...

171
00:09:43,390 --> 00:09:47,258
I just have to say I'm
sorry I let Mr. Krabs down.

172
00:09:47,327 --> 00:09:49,744
I let all of Bikini Bottom down.

173
00:09:49,813 --> 00:09:52,280
But worst of all,
I let you down,

174
00:09:52,348 --> 00:09:54,832
you delicate little
Krabby Patty.

175
00:09:54,901 --> 00:09:56,233
Mmm!

176
00:09:56,302 --> 00:09:59,570
With your tasty,
juicy, scrumptious,

177
00:09:59,639 --> 00:10:01,722
warm, steamy goodness.

178
00:10:01,791 --> 00:10:04,225
Steamy!

179
00:10:04,294 --> 00:10:08,296
I'll never forget
your 100% all-secret patty,

180
00:10:08,365 --> 00:10:11,266
secretly assembled
with undersea cheese,

181
00:10:11,335 --> 00:10:14,452
pickle, lettuce, tomato, onion,

182
00:10:14,521 --> 00:10:16,704
all secretly steaming

183
00:10:16,773 --> 00:10:18,840
between two fluffy
seaweed-seed buns.

184
00:10:18,908 --> 00:10:22,426
Yes... yes... yes!

185
00:10:22,495 --> 00:10:24,062
Come to papa!

186
00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:27,498
Oh, boy.

187
00:10:31,237 --> 00:10:35,589
one percent
evil, 99% hot gas.

188
00:10:38,712 --> 00:10:40,345
Well, this stinks.

189
00:10:40,414 --> 00:10:43,498
Well, patty, I guess
we can go home now.

190
00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:47,936
SpongeBob,
that's my Krabby Patty!

191
00:10:48,004 --> 00:10:51,289
Give it back, you porous freak!

192
00:10:51,358 --> 00:10:53,124
I command you!

193
00:10:53,193 --> 00:10:55,026
My patty!

194
00:10:55,095 --> 00:10:58,045
No!

195
00:10:58,114 --> 00:11:00,448
I'll settle for some fries.