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Wow!

2
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Squidward, this is the best
souffle you have ever created!

3
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Oh! Congratulations, Chef.

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Hi, Patrick.

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Hi, SpongeBob.

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Patrick, you're my best friend
in the whole neighborhood.

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Patrick, you
are the dumbest idiot

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it has ever been my
misfortune to know.

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Do you really
think that, SpongeBob?

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Of course, Patrick.

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Anyone with eyes could see that.

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Yeah, well,
I think you're ugly!

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Yellow is ugly!

14
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Patrick, what are
you talking about?

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SpongeBob,

16
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I no longer wish to know you...

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You give bottom
dwellers a bad name.

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If I had a dollar

19
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for every brain you don't have

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I'd have one dollar.

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Hey, Patrick,

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I heard there was a job opening

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down at the pet shop...

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as some newspaper!

25
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That makes you a big
dummy, you dummy!

26
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Yeah, well, that means that, uh...
so are you!

27
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Right, you're a turkey!

28
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What's that?

29
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It's what you are!

30
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Well, you're a bigger one.

31
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Well, you're still yellow.

32
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You know what else is yellow?

33
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What?

34
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You are!

35
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Yeah? Well, it doesn't
matter what you call me

36
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because I never want to
see you again anyway!

37
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Aw, tartar sauce!

38
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Whoa, Squidward, you're choking!

39
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Oh... I know what to do

40
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but I should wash
my hands first.

41
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Oh, well.

42
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I win!

43
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Wow! Patrick!

44
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You saved me.

45
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I did?

46
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Yep.

47
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You're a real lifesaver, friend.

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Friend?

49
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Friend!

50
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Ee... yeah, Patrick,

51
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we're friends.

52
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Just friends.

53
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So, what are we
going to do tonight,

54
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best friend?

55
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Well, I was going to practice

56
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my clarinet solo.

57
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Clarinet?

58
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I love music!

59
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Aw, who needs them?

60
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They're no fun
anyway, right, Gary?

61
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Gary?

62
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Squidward will
be performing his version

63
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of "Solitude in E Minor."

64
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Yeah!

65
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E minor, all right, yeah!

66
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Aw, what am I worried about?

67
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I got plenty of friends.

68
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I can name three
right off the bat.

69
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Uh...

70
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The gang's all here.

71
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Oh!

72
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Oh, oh, my back!

73
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I threw out my back.

74
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Oh, boy!

75
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Now's my chance.

76
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SpongeBob? No, no, stay back!

77
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Don't worry,
Squidward, I'm coming!

78
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No, no, no, get away from me!

79
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Hang on, I'll save you!

80
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No, no, no,
get away from me! No, no!

81
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Hold on!

82
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No! No! Get away!

83
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Ow, I'm ruined!

84
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I... I... I...

85
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I feel great.

86
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Thanks, SpongeBob.

87
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You're a real friend.

88
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Friend...

89
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No, no, no, no! I didn't mean that.
No, no.

90
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Don't worry, Squiddy old pal.

91
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That's what friends are for.

92
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So dumb Patrick
fell asleep on you, huh?

93
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Some friend!

94
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A real friend would
perform for you.

95
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You play?

96
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Are you kidding?

97
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I've been playing
bassinet for years.

98
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Give me an A, buddy.

99
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Um, I can fix this.

100
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So, uh, I'll see you
tomorrow, Squidward.

101
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Call me.

102
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Ugh!
That was disgusting!

103
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Feel like I need
to scrub myself.

104
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Hey, buddy, I warmed
it up for you.

105
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Patrick, get out!

106
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And put some clothes on.

107
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What's the matter,
Squidward old buddy?

108
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Oh, ho!

109
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So this is what I find, huh?

110
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My best friend and my
ex-best friend and...

111
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rubber bath toys!

112
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This can't be happening to me!

113
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Squidward!

114
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Buddy!

115
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Squidward,
where are you?

116
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Oh, this is nuts!

117
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I need a plan to get
those two back together

118
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and out of my hair.

119
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Squidward!

120
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A dinner party?

121
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I'd love to!

122
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Did you miss me?

123
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Come on in.

124
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You look stunning.

125
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I'd much rather dine with you

126
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than that lousy...

127
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Say, what gives?

128
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I'm not sitting
near that maniac!

129
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Me, neither!

130
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This was a setup.

131
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I thought you two
were my best friends.

132
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I am your best friend.
I am your best friend.

133
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Well, how about some soda, guys?

134
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Yes, please.

135
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Thanks, friend.

136
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How about some for
your best friend?

137
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Thanks...

138
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best friend.

139
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Can I have some now, buddy?

140
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Wait! I need some more.

141
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I still didn't get any.

142
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There you go.

143
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More, please.

144
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Squidward!

145
00:10:09,206 --> 00:10:09,922
Squidward!

146
00:10:09,974 --> 00:10:10,689
Squidward!

147
00:10:10,758 --> 00:10:11,756
Squidward!

148
00:10:11,825 --> 00:10:13,041
Hey, Squidward!

149
00:10:13,110 --> 00:10:14,192
Squidward!

150
00:10:14,261 --> 00:10:15,093
Squidward!

151
00:10:15,161 --> 00:10:16,327
Hey, Squidward!

152
00:10:16,397 --> 00:10:18,430
Patrick,
your glass is full.

153
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Oh, yeah.

154
00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:20,865
Squidward! Hey, Squidward!

155
00:10:20,934 --> 00:10:21,933
Squidward!

156
00:10:22,002 --> 00:10:22,984
Squidward!

157
00:10:23,053 --> 00:10:23,718
Hey, Squidward!

158
00:10:23,787 --> 00:10:24,419
Squidward!

159
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Squidward!

160
00:10:25,072 --> 00:10:25,654
Squidward!

161
00:10:25,722 --> 00:10:26,471
Hey, Squidward!

162
00:10:26,540 --> 00:10:27,705
Squidward! Squidward!

163
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Sorry, boys, I'm all out of pop.

164
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I'm going to go get some more.

165
00:10:32,462 --> 00:10:35,531
Why don't you just
stay here and chat?

166
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I should just walk
away right now.

167
00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:21,876
What a surprise...

168
00:11:21,945 --> 00:11:24,880
I invited them in and
I left them alone.

169
00:11:24,948 --> 00:11:28,400
Well, Squidward, what
have we learned today?

170
00:11:29,436 --> 00:11:31,002
Guess what, Squidward?

171
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Me and SpongeBob
are friends again.

172
00:11:34,008 --> 00:11:35,440
Great. Go be friends
somewhere else.

173
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Don't you want us to help
you clean this up a little?

174
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No! Out!

175
00:11:39,295 --> 00:11:41,964
Psst! I think he's jealous.

176
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How pathetic.

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Ow... my back.