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This is it, Gary.

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The big boating exam is today.

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I've never felt so capable...!

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I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.

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Squidward, Squidward...

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What?

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I'm ready, Squidward.

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Ready to move?

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No, I'm ready to
pass my boating test.

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I'm ready, I'm
ready, I'm ready...

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I'm ready-eady-eady-eady-

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eady-eady-eady-eady, ready.

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Well, pal, I won't be
needing you anymore.

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I'm ready, I'm ready,
I'm ready, oh, yeah!

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I'm ready!

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Yes!

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Hey, I just got my license.

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Hey, I'm getting mine next.

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Hey, I doubt it.

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Okay.

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See you on the road.

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I'm ready!

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Here I come, Mrs. Puff.

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I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm
ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.

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I'm not ready.

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Hi, Mrs. Puff.

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Today is the day I'm going
to pass my boating exam.

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We'll see about that, SpongeBob.

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First we must...

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First I must pass the oral exam.

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I am confident I will
successfully succeed.

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I know.

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Okay, number one.

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What is the front of the boat?

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The bow.

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What is the back?

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Stern.

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Number three: "Right" is...

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Starboard.

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Port, skipper, deck, cabin,

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galley, keel, 1924.

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You've passed the oral test.

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What a surprise.

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Now it's time to once again take
the driving portion of the exam.

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Okay, SpongeBob.

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Get in the boat.

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Oh, in this boat, right here?

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Is it time already?

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Get in the boat, SpongeBob.

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Oh, yeah, absolutely.

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All you have to do
is get on the track.

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Okay, SpongeBob, what's
the first thing you do?

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1924?

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No, no.

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First thing is to
start the boat.

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SpongeBob!

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SpongeBob, relax.

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It's only the boat.

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The boat?

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Okay, now, what do you do next?

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Floor it?

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Yes— no!

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No, don't floor it.

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Floor it?

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No, don't, don't floor it!

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Okay, floor it.

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No, no, no!

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Oh, SpongeBob...
why?

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I don't know why, Gary.

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I don't know.

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I'm tired of failing
that boating test.

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I've already taken it 37 times.

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Okay, 38.

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No, Gary, I'm not walking.

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SpongeBob, this
is star ranger, over.

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What is it, Patrick?

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I got a surprise for you.

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Oh, Patrick, I'm
not in the mood.

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Get out of bed.

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Okay, now what, Patrick?

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Go to your closet
for a surprise.

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Okay, I'm at the closet.

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Listen carefully.

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What's pink and square
at the same time?

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I don't know, Patrick.

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Patrick SquarePants!

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Pat, don't do that.

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I've got too much
to worry about.

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What's the problem?

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I can't pass my boating exam.

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I've taken it 37...

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38 times.

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I know all the answers...

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until I get behind the wheel.

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I just need something

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to help me think straight.

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Thinking straight is what I do.

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You drive, and I'll do
all the thinking for you.

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How are we going to do that?

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Come in, SpongeBob.

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Hello.

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Hello.

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Hey, I can hear you in my head.

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This is great— while
I'm taking the test

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you can give me all the answers.

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Wait a minute, Patrick.

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Won't I look silly with this
antenna coming out of my head?

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Pat to Sponge, Pat to
Sponge, testing, testing.

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Testing, testing,
testing, testing, testing,

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testing, testing! Testing!

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Test, test! Do you read?

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Sponge to Pat, I read
you loud and clear, over.

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Got your apple ready?

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Lucky undergarments?

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Hold on, hold on...

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Bingo!

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Underwear, apple and me.

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You're ready to
get that license.

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Oh-oh, here comes Mrs. Puff.

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Act natural.

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No, no... get in the boat.

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Give her the apple.

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Here you go, ma'am.

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Let's get this over with.

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What's the first thing you do?

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I...

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Start the boat.

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Mrs. Puff.

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Mrs. Puff!

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Whoa!

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Huh? What?

132
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It's okay, it's only the boat.

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The boat!

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You started the boat?

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I... I think so.

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Oh.

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Well...

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what's the second thing you do?

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1924?

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No, no... put it in drive.

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Put it in drive?

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Yes, yes, yes!

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Put it in drive!

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Then what?

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Floor it?

146
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No, no!

147
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Freeze, mister.

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Big toe.

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Oh, gracious.

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Oh, gracious!

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We haven't crashed yet.

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Okay, you're coming

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to your first turn.

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Oh, no, the first turn.

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Please, tell me
you know what to do

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at the first turn.

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Left.

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Right!

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Oh, my, this is
splendid, SpongeBob.

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You're doing fine.

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MRS. Splendid!

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Wonderful.

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There's the finish line.

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It's unbelievable.

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You've shown the most
spectacular improvement

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of any student I've ever seen.

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What's your secret—

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a little radio in your head?

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Oh, and under that hat

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is some kind of antenna?

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And some guy miles
away from here

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is giving you all the answers.

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Oh, yes...

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but that would be cheating.

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Aha! Cheating!

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I'm cheating?

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Mrs. Puff?

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Yes, my star pupil?

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I think I'm cheating.

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What's that, dear?

181
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I think I am cheating!

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You... you've let
go of the wheel.

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I do have an antenna
under my hat.

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There is a guy giving
me all the answers.

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It's all true.

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I'm cheating, I'm cheating.

187
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I'm cheating.

188
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What?

189
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I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff.

190
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I'm sorry.

191
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The wheel, SpongeBob.

192
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The wheel.

193
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Cheating!

194
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I'm a cheater. Cheater.

195
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No, no, no!

196
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MRS.It's quite
all right, you can cheat.

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No, I'm cheating.

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MRS. That way, SpongeBob.

199
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I'm cheating.

200
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MRS. Cheat
that way, that way!

201
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"Cheater, cheater

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pumpkin eater."

203
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MRS.It's okay, just...

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No!

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That way! That way!

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Cheat that way!

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Cheater!

208
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Oh, SpongeBob.

209
00:10:07,530 --> 00:10:09,931
Why?

210
00:10:09,999 --> 00:10:10,932
Mrs. Puff?

211
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I think I cheated.

212
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My leg!

213
00:10:15,672 --> 00:10:18,990
Oh, I'm sorry for letting
you down again, Mrs. Puff.

214
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It's okay, SpongeBob.

215
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You didn't mean it.

216
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Okay, boys, take me away.

217
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Don't worry, Mrs. Puff.

218
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I'll try harder next semester.

219
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It'll be great!

220
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Only now I don't
even have my bike.

221
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Gary!

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My bike!

223
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You've found it.

224
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This sponge is still mobile.

225
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All right, let's go surprise
someone at the hospital.