Hurry up with those chairs, SpongeBob!
It's after closing,
and I'd like to go home.
I got it.
I got it! Coming!
Hello?
Oh!
Sorry, sir, we're closed.
Ahoy, there!
Krusty Krab— how can I help you?
Pizza? Of course we have pizza.
Uh, Mr. Krab...
Our delivery squid will bring it right over.
Mr. Krab, we don't serve pizza.
We don't deliver.
We don't deliver, but you do.
Can't you just get SpongeBob to do it?
Great idea!
Take him with you.
That's not what I had in mind.
Front end, check.
Antenna... check.
Bumper... check.
Bumper... sticker— check.
Tire pressure...
Check.
Vehicle inspection complete.
We're really making history here, Squidward.
That lucky customer is going to get
the first Krabby Patty pizza ever!
Good, then you drive.
I can't— I'm still in boating school.
Come on, SpongeBob, it's just around the corner.
Well, yeah, but...
Just do what you do in school.
Well, okay...
Wait, don't tell me.
Back it up.
Huh?
Back it up.
Right— back it up.
Back it up!
Okay, okay.
Shift into reverse, SpongeBob.
Reverse— oh, yeah, reverse.
Huh?
Back it up!
Give me the wheel, SpongeBob.
Give me the wheel!
Backing up, backing up...
Back... ing... up!
Backing up, backing up.
Backing up.
Well, you backed up.
And you know what?
I think we're out of gas.
And you know what else?
We're in the middle of nowhere!
And you know what else else?
I think the pizza's getting cold.
And the pizza's cold?
Oh, the pizza's cold!
Not the pizza!
Oh, how could it get any worse?
Well, we can still deliver it on foot.
SpongeBob, what are you doing?
It's an old pioneer trick.
I saw it in a movie once.
SpongeBob, this is no time for...
Shh! It's working!
What is it?
Truck! 16 Wheels!
Now I can show you
how the pioneers hitchhiked.
Crashin', frashin' break dancer!
He's stopping, he's stopping.
Will you let go of that stupid pizza already?
I can't!
It's for the customer!
Who cares about the customer?
I do!
Well, I don't!
Squidward!
Let go of that pizza!
No!
Ow!
SpongeBob!
Let go of the pizza.
No! It's for the customer.
SpongeBob!
Let go of the pizza!
No!
SpongeBob!
Hang on to the pizza!
Hey... hey!
Wh-where's the road?
We're doomed!
Oh, how are we going to get home?
Which way do we go?
What are we going to do now?
There's no road here.
I think town's this way.
Oh, don't tell me, Jethro.
The pioneers?
That's right.
Moss always points to civilization.
That way? That way there?
So, let me get this straight.
You think that we should go that way?
Yep.
Well, then I'm going this way.
Huh?
Squid! Wait! I-I don't think...
Trust me, I know where I'm going.
Sponge, we've got to eat something.
I heard in times of hardship,
the pioneers would eat coral.
No, maybe it wasn't coral.
Maybe it was sand; no, no— mud.
Give me the pizza!
Wait, I remember now— it was coral!
Give it to me!
No! We promised
it's for the customer.
You're right, it's for the customer.
Yeah.
Maybe we better check on it—
make sure it's okay.
Well...
Just a peek.
Okay, it's fine.
No, I think I saw something.
Oh...
No— I was wrong.
Looks okay.
Sure is a fine-looking pizza.
Yeah!
What's that?
Is that the cheese?
Yeah...
And the pepperoni?
Yeah...
Oh, looks good, huh?
Wait a second!
I know what you're trying to do, Squidward.
I'm not letting you eat the pizza!
Give me that pizza!
No!
Don't make me take it away from you, SpongeBob.
Get away!
Get back here, SpongeBob.
Give me that pizza!
No!
SpongeBob!
No!
SpongeBob!
No!
Wait.
No!
I want that pizza,
and you're going to hand it over,
one way or another.
Look, we're saved!
Sure, we're saved.
Now give me some pizza!
No, really, Squid.
We're saved!
We're saved! We're saved!
Will you cut that out!
That's just a stupid boulder.
It's not just a boulder...
It's a rock.
A rock!
It's a big, beautiful old rock.
Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles,
and it's in great shape.
SpongeBob!
Will you forget the stupid pioneers?
Have you ever noticed that there are none of them left?
That's because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral
and took directions from algae!
And now you're telling me they thought they could drive...
rocks.
Hold on, there, Jethro!
I can't wait to see the look
on our customer's face.
Yeah?
Congratulations, sir.
Your Krabby Patty pizza's here.
Wow! Thanks!
I've been dying for one of these.
It... where's my drink?
What drink?
My drink!
My diet Dr. Kelp!
Don't tell me you forgot my drink!
But you didn't order any...
How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?
But... but...
Didn't you ever once think of the customer?
You call yourself a delivery boy?
Well, I ain't buying!
Sponge?
It's okay.
Sponge...
Sponge?
Another one?
Look, I told your little friend, I ain't paying for that.
Well, this one's on the house!
Did he change his mind?
He sure did.
Ate the whole thing in one bite.
No drink?
No.
Now take me home.
Are you kidding?
We have just enough time
to make it back to work.
Work?
Oh, my aching tentacles!