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Hurry up with
those chairs, SpongeBob!

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It's after closing,

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and I'd like to go home.

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I got it.

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I got it! Coming!

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Hello?

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Oh!

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Sorry, sir, we're closed.

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Ahoy, there!

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Krusty Krab— how
can I help you?

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Pizza? Of course we have pizza.

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Uh, Mr. Krab...

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Our delivery squid will
bring it right over.

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Mr. Krab, we don't serve pizza.

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We don't deliver.

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We don't deliver, but you do.

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Can't you just get
SpongeBob to do it?

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Great idea!

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Take him with you.

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That's not what I had in mind.

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Front end, check.

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Antenna... check.

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Bumper... check.

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Bumper... sticker— check.

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Tire pressure...

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Check.

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Vehicle inspection complete.

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We're really making
history here, Squidward.

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That lucky customer
is going to get

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the first Krabby
Patty pizza ever!

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Good, then you drive.

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I can't— I'm still
in boating school.

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Come on, SpongeBob, it's
just around the corner.

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Well, yeah, but...

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Just do what you do in school.

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Well, okay...

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Wait, don't tell me.

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Back it up.

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Huh?

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Back it up.

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Right— back it up.

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Back it up!

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Okay, okay.

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Shift into reverse, SpongeBob.

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Reverse— oh, yeah, reverse.

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Huh?

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Back it up!

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Back it up!

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Back it up!

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Give me the wheel, SpongeBob.

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Give me the wheel!

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Backing up, backing up...

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Back...
ing... up!

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Backing
up, backing up.

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Backing up, backing up.

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Backing up.

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Well, you backed up.

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And you know what?

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I think we're out of gas.

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And you know what else?

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We're in the middle of nowhere!

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And you know what else else?

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I think the pizza's
getting cold.

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And the pizza's cold?

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Oh, the pizza's cold!

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Not the pizza!

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Oh, how could it get any worse?

68
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Well, we can still
deliver it on foot.

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SpongeBob, what are you doing?

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It's an old pioneer trick.

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I saw it in a movie once.

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SpongeBob, this
is no time for...

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Shh! It's working!

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What is it?

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Truck! 16 Wheels!

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Now I can show you

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how the pioneers hitchhiked.

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Crashin', frashin' break dancer!

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He's stopping, he's stopping.

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Will you let go of that
stupid pizza already?

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I can't!

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It's for the customer!

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Who cares about the customer?

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I do!

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Well, I don't!

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Squidward!

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Let go of that pizza!

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No!

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Ow!

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SpongeBob!

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Let go of the pizza.

92
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No! It's for the customer.

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SpongeBob!

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Let go of the pizza!

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No!

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SpongeBob!

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Hang on to the pizza!

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Hey... hey!

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Wh-where's the road?

100
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Wh-where's the road?

101
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We're doomed!

102
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Oh, how are we
going to get home?

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Which way do we go?

104
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What are we going to do now?

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There's no road here.

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I think town's this way.

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Oh, don't tell me, Jethro.

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The pioneers?

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That's right.

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Moss always points
to civilization.

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That way? That way there?

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So, let me get this straight.

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You think that we
should go that way?

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Yep.

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Well, then I'm going this way.

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Huh?

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Squid! Wait! I-I don't think...

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Trust me, I know
where I'm going.

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Sponge, we've got
to eat something.

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I heard in times of hardship,

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the pioneers would eat coral.

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No, maybe it wasn't coral.

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Maybe it was sand; no, no— mud.

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Give me the pizza!

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Wait, I remember
now— it was coral!

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Give it to me!

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No! We promised

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it's for the customer.

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You're right, it's
for the customer.

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Yeah.

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Maybe we better check on it—

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make sure it's okay.

133
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Well...

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Just a peek.

135
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Okay, it's fine.

136
00:08:07,033 --> 00:08:08,783
No, I think I saw something.

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Oh...

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No— I was wrong.

139
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Looks okay.

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Sure is a fine-looking pizza.

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Yeah!

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What's that?

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Is that the cheese?

144
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Yeah...

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And the pepperoni?

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Yeah...

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Oh, looks good, huh?

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Wait a second!

149
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I know what you're
trying to do, Squidward.

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I'm not letting
you eat the pizza!

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Give me that pizza!

152
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No!

153
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Don't make me take it
away from you, SpongeBob.

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Get away!

155
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Get back here, SpongeBob.

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Give me that pizza!

157
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No!

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SpongeBob!

159
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No!

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SpongeBob!

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No!

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Wait.

163
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No!

164
00:09:02,955 --> 00:09:03,905
No!

165
00:09:03,974 --> 00:09:05,490
I want that pizza,

166
00:09:05,558 --> 00:09:07,492
and you're going
to hand it over,

167
00:09:07,561 --> 00:09:08,610
one way or another.

168
00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:10,795
Look, we're saved!

169
00:09:10,863 --> 00:09:11,930
Sure, we're saved.

170
00:09:11,998 --> 00:09:13,431
Now give me some pizza!

171
00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:14,665
No, really, Squid.

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00:09:14,734 --> 00:09:15,666
We're saved!

173
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We're saved! We're saved!

174
00:09:18,438 --> 00:09:20,538
Will you cut that out!

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00:09:32,402 --> 00:09:35,186
That's just a stupid boulder.

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00:09:35,255 --> 00:09:37,522
It's not just a boulder...

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It's a rock.

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A rock!

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A rock!

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00:09:45,816 --> 00:09:50,718
It's a big, beautiful old rock.

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Oh, the pioneers used to
ride these babies for miles,

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and it's in great shape.

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SpongeBob!

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00:09:57,260 --> 00:09:59,710
Will you forget the
stupid pioneers?

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Have you ever noticed that
there are none of them left?

186
00:10:02,933 --> 00:10:06,217
That's because they were
lousy hitchhikers, ate coral

187
00:10:06,286 --> 00:10:08,386
and took directions from algae!

188
00:10:08,455 --> 00:10:12,907
And now you're telling me they
thought they could drive...

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00:10:13,744 --> 00:10:14,676
rocks.

190
00:10:14,745 --> 00:10:16,528
Hold on, there, Jethro!

191
00:10:18,832 --> 00:10:20,531
I can't wait to see the look

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00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:22,133
on our customer's face.

193
00:10:25,855 --> 00:10:26,771
Yeah?

194
00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:27,872
Congratulations, sir.

195
00:10:27,941 --> 00:10:30,174
Your Krabby Patty pizza's here.

196
00:10:30,243 --> 00:10:31,276
Wow! Thanks!

197
00:10:31,344 --> 00:10:33,110
I've been dying
for one of these.

198
00:10:33,180 --> 00:10:34,445
It... where's my drink?

199
00:10:34,514 --> 00:10:36,614
What drink?

200
00:10:36,683 --> 00:10:38,199
My drink!

201
00:10:38,268 --> 00:10:39,801
My diet Dr. Kelp!

202
00:10:39,869 --> 00:10:42,303
Don't tell me you
forgot my drink!

203
00:10:42,356 --> 00:10:44,138
But you didn't order any...

204
00:10:44,207 --> 00:10:48,075
How am I supposed to eat
this pizza without my drink?

205
00:10:48,144 --> 00:10:49,327
But... but...

206
00:10:49,396 --> 00:10:51,563
Didn't you ever once
think of the customer?

207
00:10:51,631 --> 00:10:53,998
You call yourself
a delivery boy?

208
00:10:54,067 --> 00:10:55,183
Well, I ain't buying!

209
00:10:56,753 --> 00:10:57,752
Sponge?

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00:10:59,439 --> 00:11:01,239
Sponge?

211
00:11:01,307 --> 00:11:02,874
It's okay.

212
00:11:02,942 --> 00:11:04,442
Sponge...

213
00:11:16,473 --> 00:11:18,205
Sponge?

214
00:11:24,398 --> 00:11:25,996
Another one?

215
00:11:26,065 --> 00:11:28,767
Look, I told your little
friend, I ain't paying for that.

216
00:11:28,835 --> 00:11:31,586
Well, this one's on the house!

217
00:11:31,655 --> 00:11:33,238
Did he change his mind?

218
00:11:33,306 --> 00:11:35,273
He sure did.

219
00:11:35,341 --> 00:11:36,957
Ate the whole thing in one bite.

220
00:11:37,026 --> 00:11:37,958
No drink?

221
00:11:38,027 --> 00:11:39,077
No.

222
00:11:39,145 --> 00:11:40,128
Now take me home.

223
00:11:40,197 --> 00:11:41,162
Are you kidding?

224
00:11:41,231 --> 00:11:42,446
We have just enough time

225
00:11:42,515 --> 00:11:43,848
to make it back to work.

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00:11:45,869 --> 00:11:47,752
Work?

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00:11:47,821 --> 00:11:51,840
Oh, my aching tentacles!