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Mermaidman.

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Fleet and forceful.

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With the ability to
assemble and charge

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the creatures of the deep.

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By the power of Neptune.

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Mermaidman, with his
young associate Barnacleboy

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fights for all creatures
that live in the sea.

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Against the forces of evil.

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Oh, no!

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The raging whirlpool.

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Mermaidman—
champion of the deep.

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Yeah!

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Champion of the deep.

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Whoo!

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Come on, Barnacleboy,
there's evil afoot.

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Leapin' lampreys, Mermaidman.

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I'm right behind you.

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Mermaidman and
Barnacleboy spot their arch enemy—

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Reflecto, up to no good.

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SpongeBob.

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You know what this means.

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Doughnuts.

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Ooh.

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By the power of Neptune.

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Mermaidman
and Barnacleboy, unite!

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Creatures of the deep assemble.

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Harder, Barnacleboy.

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Here they come.

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Blast!

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Reflecto has become
too powerful.

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What the...

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Oh!

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If Reflecto is cut
off from sunlight,

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he becomes weak.

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Jumpin' jellyfish, Mermaidman.

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He's destroying the shield!

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Oh!

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Quick, Barnacleboy.

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Back to the seacave.

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Right, Mermaidman.

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SpongeBob!

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SpongeBob, open up.

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Reflecto has found
our secret lab.

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What would the
real Mermaidman do?

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Why don't you ask him yourself?

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Elaborate, you vile fiend.

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He and Barnacleboy live
in the retirement home

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on the other side of town.

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Hmm.

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They must be working undercover.

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Yeah, now please leave me alone.

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Mermaidman and
Barnacleboy, reunite!

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Excuse me.

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I know Mermaidman

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is working undercover
on an important case

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but do you think
we could see him?

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Undercover?

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Yeah, well, I'll see

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if they can take time
from their busy schedule

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to see you.

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There they are.

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Right over there.

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Try not to surprise them.

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Patrick, can you believe it?

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Mermaidman and
Barnacleboy in the flesh.

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Hey, who are those guys?

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Are they here to fix the TV?

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What do you want?

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Are you Mermaidman
and Barnacleboy?

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Well, we used to be,
but now we're retired.

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But you can't retire.

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There's evil afoot.

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What evil!

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Evil!

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Ooh!

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Barnacleboy! Don't forget

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there's evil!

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All I said was
there's evil afoot.

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Evil!

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Eee... eee...

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Would you please
stop saying that?

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Evil.

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Evil, evil, evil, evil.

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Oh!

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Disgrace!

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Wow!

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Mermaidman and Barnacleboy.

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It's too bad they're old.

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What do you mean, Patrick?

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Old people are the greatest.

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They're full of
wisdom and experience.

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The world needs Mermaidman
and Barnacleboy.

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Someone, somewhere is in trouble

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and I won't rest

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until Mermaidman and Barnacleboy

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are out of retirement.

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Ooh, pretty lights.

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To the meatloaf.

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To the broccoli.

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Make sure you give extra
broccoli to my young ward.

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The boy needs his vitamins.

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Here you go, son.

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To the table— away!

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Careful, don't run.

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Hey, Mermaidman.

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Hey, here comes
the TV Repairman.

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What do you want from us?

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Hold on.

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Just let me look at you.

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Stay alert, Barnacleboy.

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He's, he's up to something.

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Would you stop calling me boy?

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Do you remember the time
the food supply in Atlantis

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was running low?

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So you invented a ray gun

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that made things grow
six times their size

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to shoot at the kelp gardens.

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But then, the evil
man ray swoops down

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and swipes the gun away

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and shoots all the algae.

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And he gloms onto
the undersea dome

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and he starts
sucking on the glass.

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What's your point, kid?

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You guys are the greatest
heroes of all time.

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And I think you should
come out of retirement.

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Listen up, you villains.

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I want to eat my meatloaf.

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If you don't get out of here,

129
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then by the power
invested in me,

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I now pronounce
you man and wife.

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What is going on in here?

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You may kiss the bride.

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Did you reunite our heroes?

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No, but I'm married.

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Up, up and away.

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Up, up and away.

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Oh, my.

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This purse is so big and heavy.

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Hold it right there, ma'am.

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I'll be taking that.

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Oh!

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Help! Help! Help!

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It's working.

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Why are you here to
rescue little old me?

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Pipe down!

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You're going to wake Mermaidman

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and he's ornery when
his nap is disturbed.

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Ever alert

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Mermaidman has trained himself
to sleep with his eyes open.

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Confound it, get away from him.

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Stop shouting! I'm napping.

152
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It's not me, you old coot.

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Yes...

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That's me.

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I'm over here.

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Excuse me.

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Mermaidman.

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What do you want?

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This better be good.

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This will cheer you up.

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We're almost done painting
your invisible boat mobile.

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It's supposed to be invisible!

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That's it!

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We got to end our
life of leisure.

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It's time to come
out of retirement.

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There's evil afoot!

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Evil!

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Where is it?

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There it is.

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Do you know what this means?

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Doughnuts.

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Oh, brother.

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Say the oath.

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Mermaidman and
Barnacleboy, unite!

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Throw a water ball at him.

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Water balls!
Water balls!

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Yeah!

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Mumbling morays!

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It's not working, Mermaidman.

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He's absorbing it like
some kind of evil sponge.

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Dog paddle away!

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It's the raging whirlpool!

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You fiends.

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They're actually enjoying it!

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Do it again! Do it again!
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Do it again!

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Now what, Mermaidman?

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We need help.

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Sea creatures, unite.

189
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Huh! What!

190
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Hmm, the creatures of the deep

191
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seem to have lost
some of their luster.

192
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Sea creatures, attack!

193
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Pinch me.

194
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I must be dreaming.

195
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Mission accomplished, Patrick.

196
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Yeah, we did it.

197
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I did it.

198
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I feel five years younger.

199
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Oh, it's good to be back.

200
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We did it, you old coot.

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Who are you?

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The New Adventures
of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy.

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We join our heroes locked
in a battle of wits.

204
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It's the aqua phone.

205
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What is it, chief?

206
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Hello, hello? Hello?

207
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That phone is still broken.

208
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Remind me to get that fixed.

209
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Remind you what?

210
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Remind me of what?

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Will our heroes ever
get their phone fixed?

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Tune in next week and find out.

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Wow, that was even
better than the old show.

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It's all thanks to you!