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Welcome
to the Krusty Krab.

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My name is Squidward.

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Can I take your order?

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Hmm, oh, I'll have a...

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No.

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Oh, maybe...

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No.

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Hmm, I'll have...

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No. Well, maybe...

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Are you planning on
ordering today, sir?

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I'll have a Krabby Patty.

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How original.

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And with extra onions.

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Daring today, aren't we.

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One Krabby Patty, extra onions.

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One Crying Johnny coming up.

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First bun, then patty,
followed by ketchup, mustard

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pickles, extra onions, lettuce,
cheese, tomatoes and bun

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in that order.

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One Crying Johnny up!

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Whatever.

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12 Krabby Patties on wheat buns.

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( SpongeBob repeating quickly:
) Bun, Krabby Patty, bun.

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Bun, Krabby Patty, bun.
Bun, Krabby Patty, bun.

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Bun, Krabby Patty, bun. Bun, Krabby
Patty, bun. Bun, Krabby Patty, bun.

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Bun, Krabby Patty, bun.

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One dozen crying
cows on the farm.

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Up!

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Thanks, Farmer Brown.

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It's been a thrill serving you.

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Can I get some extra salt?

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We're all out.

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Could you check?

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No.

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Let me guess, Tiny—
a small salad?

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I take a double triple
barfy deluxe on a raft.

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Four-by-four, animal style.

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Extra shingles with a
shimmy and a squeeze.

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Light axle grease, make it cry.

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Burn it and let it swim.

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We serve food here, sir.

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I got it already, Squidward.

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Bubble Bath.

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SquarePants.

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I hear talk you make
a mean Krabby Patty.

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Yep!

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I hear talk you're
kind of picky.

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Yep!

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Well, then, here you go!

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Mm.

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Well, Bubble Bath,
what do you think?

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This is pretty good.

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Only one thing—

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You forgot the pickles!

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No!

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The best there is?

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I don't think so.

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You lose.

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But the pickles should be
right where they always are.

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I know I put them on.

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Where are those pickles?

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Pickles, pickles, pickles.

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Ah!

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I believe you owe me two bucks.

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Two bucks!

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Your guarantee.

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Oh, that. Well, can
we talk about this?

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No.

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How about a discount
on restroom tokens?

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Afraid not!

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How about a free glass of water?

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A dozen free glasses of water!

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I'll even put ice in it.

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No, come back.

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Two dollars, two dollars.

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No, no.

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Mr. Krabs, I know I put
pickles on that Krabby Patty.

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That two bucks is coming
out of your paycheck.

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Wait. Wait. Wait!

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Get back to work.

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We got orders waiting.

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I need a Krabby Patty.

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Okay, I am not going
to blow it this time.

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Let's see.

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Bun down, then ketchup,
then mustard, then pickles—

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No, that's not right!

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Bun down, mustard, then ketchup,
lettuce, then the pickles—

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no.

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Mustard down, bun, oh,
where does the patty go?

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Pickles, ketchup... wait...!

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Think, think, I'm losing it.

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Bun down, shoe,
mustard, pan, bun... no!

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Mr. Krabs, I am so confused.

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I can't remember
how to do anything.

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Why don't you take the
rest of the day off.

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Oh, no, Mr. Krabs.

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Who will make the
Krabby Patties?

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Oh, don't worry about that.

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We got Squidward.

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Huh?

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Mr. Krabs is right.

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I need to get my head straight.

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Now is it bun, patty, ketchup.

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Ah!

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The door, the door.

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Mr. Krabs, the front
door is missing!

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Oh.

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Ha, ha, sorry about
that, Mr. Krabs.

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This pickle thing has got
my head all messed up.

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I better get on home
and rest my brain.

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Which way do I live?

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Of course.

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Ha! Ha!

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No, no, was it bun, patty, bun?

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Let's see...
Tomato, pickle, bun?

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No. Bun, no.

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Bun? No shoe.

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Oh, I am so confused.

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Maybe a good night's sleep will
help me get my head on straight.

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Oh, was it mattress, mattress,
sheets, pillow, then SpongeBob?

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Or... Oh, think, Sponge.

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Oh, yeah, it was mattress,
SpongeBob, mattress,

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then sheets, pillow.

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Good night, Gary.

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Meow.

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No, this isn't right.

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Good night, Gary.

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Meow.

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Wait, this isn't right, either.

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Nope. Uh-uh.

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Negative.

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Come on, come on, get it right.

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Wrong, wrong.

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Wrong!

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Nope.

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Naw!

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Negatory. Nyet.

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Oh, and I almost had it.

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Alarm clock.

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How do I turn this thing off?

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Think! Think! Think! Think!

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Meow.

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Gary.

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Patties are done.

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Hey, he burnt my Krabby Patty.

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He burnt my fries.

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He burnt my shake.

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Go back to cooking school!

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No, come back.

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No, no.

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I got to get SpongeBob back.

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SpongeBob?

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SpongeBob!

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Mr. Krabs, hello.

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Do you how do?

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Why are you talking funny, man?

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I anything can't do right
since because pickles.

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Nonsense.

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You'll be back
making Krabby Patties

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like your old self in no time.

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I think don't ready back

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to go to work, Mr. Krabs.

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Well, you're fine, me boy.

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Ooh, well, maybe not.

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All we need to do is
get your confidence back

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so you can make me more money.

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I mean, patties.

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I how do that?

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It's like riding a bike.

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You never forget.

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Uh, I'm going to help you.

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If you learn to make
your Krabby Patty again,

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your life will be back in order.

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Mr. Krabs, I don't know...

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take your time.

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No, no, no, no.

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Hmm...

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I got it. I got it!

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It's all very clear
to me now, Mr. Krabs.

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It is?

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Yes, I finally realize
that I can't do it.

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I can't do it, Mr. Krabs.

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I'm a failure.

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Don't talk like that!

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Don't you get it, you
crustaceous cheapskate—

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I can't make a double
Krabby Patty with the works.

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I can't put a patty on a bun
with lettuce, cheese, onions,

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tomatoes, ketchup, mustard,
pickles, and top bun

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together in that order!

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It's time.

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Hey, SpongeBob's back.

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SpongeBob!

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Look at SpongeBob!

194
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There he is.

195
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I hear SquarePants is back.

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I'm right here, Bubble Bath.

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I thought I ran you out of town.

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This is where I belong.

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Roar.

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Give me the regular.

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And this time, don't
forget the pickles.

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I didn't.

203
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Mmm...

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Still no pickles!

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See?

206
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Yuck.

207
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You failed again,
SpongeBob LoserPants.

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Wait a minute.

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Look.

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He's been hiding the pickles

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under his tongue the whole time.

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And there's the pickles
from last time, too.

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And there's my car keys.

214
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And there's my ride.

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Three cheers for the return of
our master Fry Cook, SpongeBob.

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Hip-hip—

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Hooray!

218
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Hip-hip—

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Whoop de doo. Hooray!

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Hip-hip— Oh boy. Hooray!

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And three cheers
for the fry cook

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who took my place
while I was gone—

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Squidward.

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Hip-hip—

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Boo!

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Hip-hip—

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Boo!

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Hip-hip— Boo!

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Hip-hip...

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Boo! You stink!