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Mrs.
Puff's boating school

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where diligent students
learn the rules of the road.

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MRS. Everyone

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put down your books

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because it's time to pick out
the hall monitor of the day!

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Let's see here.

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This week's hall
monitor will be...

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Bart, Jimmy, no, no,

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Tina, Ralph, hmm...

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SpongeBob.

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It's Jimmy.

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Jimmy's the hall monitor.

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Mrs. Puff, I've done it already.

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Oh— Phil?

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No way, Mrs. Puff.

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Uh, Tina— you're
the hall monitor.

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Hey, I've done it
three times already.

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B-Beth...

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She graduated.

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Henry!

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Vera!

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Clayton!

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All right, I guess
I have no choice.

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The hall monitor
of the day is...

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Oh... SpongeBob.

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Ya... hoo!

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Hall Monitor SpongeBob

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reporting for duty, ma'am.

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I'm ready to assume my position

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in the hall.

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I will protect all that are weak...
in the hall.

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All rules will be enforced...
in the hall.

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Okay!

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Just take the hat and belt.

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I can't accept that yet, ma'am.

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First I have to make my speech.

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You can't make
this easy, can you?

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Classmates!

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Who am I to deserve
such a great honor?

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Why, I would be nothing

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without Mrs. Puff.

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Give me a break.

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And to my public,

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all I can say is I'm touched.

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And furthermore

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I will carry out my duties...

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crime and punishment,
punishment and crime

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in the hall.

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which reminds me of
an extremely long speech

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written by the
greatest hall monitor

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of all time.

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"Friends, students,
juvenile delinquents,

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lend me your ears."

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in conclusion, and
without a moment to spare

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I will put on this uniform
and assume my duties as...

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hall monitor!

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Wish me luck, Mrs. Puff.

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Oh, and I will be...

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SpongeBob, are you okay?

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I overdid the speech
again, didn't I?

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I'm afraid so.

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Aw, tartar sauce!

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I guess I won't be needing this.

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I hardly knew ye.

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Uh... SpongeBob?

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Yes, Mrs. Puff?

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I can at least let you
wear it until tomorrow.

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Yahoo!

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Thanks, Mrs. Puff.

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What are the consequences
of what I've just done?

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hall

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monitor.

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Broken traffic light.

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Who's to say my monitor
duties should end

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just because the bell rang?

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I can be helpful anywhere.

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This looks like a job
for the hall monitor!

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What would this town do
without you, SpongeBob?

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My legs!

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My legs!

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Uh-oh, an open window.

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More seaweed medley, dear?

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The fools.

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They've left themselves
susceptible to danger.

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I must show them the
error of their ways

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through example.

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I'm the open window maniac!

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I hope you learned
a valuable lesson!

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Vandals!

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Another crime.

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Hmm... strawberry.

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I must act.

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Patrick...

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Patrick!

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Patrick!

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My ice cream— it's alive!

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Patrick, down here.

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Oh, SpongeBob, it's you.

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Patrick, come down here.

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SpongeBob...

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SpongeBob!

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I'm down here.

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You look funny.

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Hi, SpongeBob.

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That's "hall monitor" to you.

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Sorry, officer.

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Sorry's not good
enough, Patrick.

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You've just committed a crime

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and I'm taking you in.

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What crime?

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I'm a bad person.

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NEWSPAPER BOY ( in high
voice ): Extra! Extra!

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Maniac strikes Bikini Bottom!

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City paralyzed with fear!

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Tell your friends.

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Arm yourselves with knowledge.

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Extra! Extra...

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Hmm... "maniac...
Bikini Bottom...

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car wrecks... break-in."

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Who better to bring
this maniac to justice

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than me... the hall monitor!

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But I can't handle
this case alone.

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Patrick, are you ready

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to give up your life of crime?

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I want to be good!

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Hmm... now you just need
a symbol of authority.

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Perfect.

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It is our duty to
catch this maniac

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and bring him to justice.

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But how to proceed?

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Listen, Deputy, you're
an ex-criminal—

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what would you do?

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Hmm...

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I'd get an ice cream.

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Okay, now what?

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Hmm...

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This isn't working.

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We've got to do something else.

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Something with...
walkie-talkies!

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And now, duty calls.

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All right, Deputy,
I'll go that way,

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you go some different way.

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Geronimo!

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Afternoon, son.

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Hello, brothers.

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Son, we're looking
for the maniac.

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Have you seen this man?

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It's the maniac!

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Take him away, take him away.

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Calm down, son,
it's just a drawing,

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not the real thing.

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Now we're going to show you

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this picture again
and you'll tell us

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if you've seen this
guy, understand?

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Yeah, uh-huh.

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Okay.

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Horrible!

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Stay indoors, son.

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And take that cone
off your head.

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What was that?

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SpongeBob.

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Come in, SpongeBob.

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Answer!

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SpongeBob here, Patrick.

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Report.

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I don't want to be
a policeman anymore.

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I'm scared.

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Get ahold of yourself, Deputy.

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I want to go home!

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Poor rookie.

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All right, I'm on my way back.

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Hurry, SpongeBob.

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I think it's getting...

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dark.

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Just put on your siren,
I'll be right there.

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SpongeBob, I see him.

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Where is he, Patrick?

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At the intersection
of Conch and Coral.

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That's where I am.

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He's right on top of
me, but I can't see him.

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What's he doing?

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Uh... he's just
standing there...

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menacingly!

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Get out of there, SpongeBob!

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Yaah!

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That's his maniac shriek.

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He's going to attack.

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He's acting all crazy.

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Run!

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Hide behind that building.

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No, he's behind that building.

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Quick, hide behind
that street sign.

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No, wait!

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The maniac just went
behind that sign.

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Quick, get under
the street light.

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No! Wait!

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He's there, too!

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Run for your life!

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Say again, Deputy?

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The maniac's in the mailbox.

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Huh— this guy's not
half-bad-looking for a maniac.

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Wait a minute, Patrick.

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I'm the maniac.

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We'll take that as a confession.

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SpongeBob SquarePants,
there you are!

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I turn my back on
you for one minute

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and you destroy half the city!

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You should be
ashamed of yourself.

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You know this guy?

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Of course I do.

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I'm the one who gave him the
uniform in the first place.

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He's my responsibility.

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Uh-oh.

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MRS. And in
conclusion, students,

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red means stop, green means go.

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And SpongeBob...

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Yes, Mrs. Puff?

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I'd like to see you after class

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six months from now.