1 00:01:02,519 --> 00:01:03,601 Hey, Sandy! 2 00:01:03,671 --> 00:01:04,703 Hey, Sandy! Hey, Sandy. 3 00:01:12,479 --> 00:01:13,896 Wow! 4 00:01:16,133 --> 00:01:17,165 Howdy, SpongeBob! 5 00:01:17,234 --> 00:01:18,416 How do you like it? 6 00:01:18,485 --> 00:01:19,467 What is it? 7 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:21,369 It's a rocket ship, duh! 8 00:01:21,438 --> 00:01:23,871 I'll meet you downstairs and show you around. 9 00:01:25,092 --> 00:01:27,209 Wow! What are you going to do with it? 10 00:01:27,277 --> 00:01:29,327 I'm going to the moon, SpongeBob. 11 00:01:29,396 --> 00:01:30,328 The moon! 12 00:01:30,397 --> 00:01:31,346 Can I go? 13 00:01:31,415 --> 00:01:33,064 No way, SpongeBob, 14 00:01:33,133 --> 00:01:35,517 especially after your little mishap 15 00:01:35,585 --> 00:01:36,868 with my whirlybird. 16 00:01:36,937 --> 00:01:39,271 Besides, there's not enough room for you. 17 00:01:39,339 --> 00:01:41,473 But I don't take up that much space. 18 00:01:41,542 --> 00:01:42,641 See? 19 00:01:43,911 --> 00:01:45,844 I can fit in here. 20 00:01:45,913 --> 00:01:47,228 Mmm... cozy. 21 00:01:47,297 --> 00:01:49,198 I need that drawer. 22 00:01:49,266 --> 00:01:54,052 Well, how about this, or this, or this? 23 00:01:54,121 --> 00:01:55,253 SpongeBob, 24 00:01:55,322 --> 00:01:57,189 this isn't for fun— see this? 25 00:01:57,257 --> 00:01:58,389 This is science. 26 00:01:58,458 --> 00:02:00,358 I don't have time for fun and games 27 00:02:00,427 --> 00:02:02,210 and I don't have time for stowaways. 28 00:02:02,279 --> 00:02:03,228 Fine. 29 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:04,813 Put me in the brig. 30 00:02:04,865 --> 00:02:05,997 I don't mind. 31 00:02:06,066 --> 00:02:09,034 That's the air vent, SpongeBob. 32 00:02:09,103 --> 00:02:10,852 I need that, too. 33 00:02:10,921 --> 00:02:12,170 Oh, please, can I go? 34 00:02:12,238 --> 00:02:13,888 Can I, can I, huh, please? 35 00:02:13,957 --> 00:02:17,342 All right, y'all can ride in the cargo hold 36 00:02:17,410 --> 00:02:18,727 if you just... 37 00:02:18,796 --> 00:02:19,844 Yeah! 38 00:02:19,913 --> 00:02:21,729 Going to the moon! 39 00:02:21,798 --> 00:02:24,782 Moonride, moonride, moonride! 40 00:02:24,852 --> 00:02:28,169 But this time, just don't touch anything, okay? 41 00:02:28,238 --> 00:02:30,204 Wow! Look at that popgun. 42 00:02:30,274 --> 00:02:32,173 Are we going to go hunting aliens on the moon? 43 00:02:32,242 --> 00:02:33,842 Oh, hush, silly. 44 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:37,196 This is for harvesting moon rocks. 45 00:02:37,264 --> 00:02:39,297 Well, when you're done playing with rocks, 46 00:02:39,366 --> 00:02:40,431 you could use that 47 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:42,317 for some serious alien hunting. 48 00:02:42,385 --> 00:02:44,002 Aliens? Are you nuts? 49 00:02:44,071 --> 00:02:45,587 I've been to the moon. 50 00:02:45,656 --> 00:02:47,022 There are no aliens. 51 00:02:47,091 --> 00:02:49,640 Sandy, Sandy, Sandy. 52 00:02:49,709 --> 00:02:51,893 How can you be so naive? 53 00:02:51,962 --> 00:02:53,612 There's evidence all around us. 54 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,614 How do you explain Atlantis, 55 00:02:55,682 --> 00:02:57,348 cowlicks, 99-cent stores? 56 00:02:57,417 --> 00:02:59,384 And how about those mysterious circles 57 00:02:59,452 --> 00:03:01,352 that pop up in kelp fields overnight? 58 00:03:01,421 --> 00:03:02,521 Aah! There's one now. 59 00:03:02,589 --> 00:03:04,523 SpongeBob, you don't know the first thing 60 00:03:04,591 --> 00:03:05,690 about outer space. 61 00:03:05,759 --> 00:03:07,492 Now, go home and get some shuteye. 62 00:03:07,561 --> 00:03:09,544 Be here tomorrow at the crack of dawn 63 00:03:09,613 --> 00:03:12,881 and leave your crazy alien notions behind. 64 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:29,448 Oh, hurry up! 65 00:03:29,516 --> 00:03:31,383 This ought to do the trick. 66 00:03:32,886 --> 00:03:35,070 Hiya, SpongeBob. 67 00:03:35,139 --> 00:03:36,504 What is it, Patrick? 68 00:03:36,573 --> 00:03:38,223 Can't you see I'm sleeping here? 69 00:03:38,292 --> 00:03:41,492 Well, I know you're going on that moon trip tomorrow 70 00:03:41,562 --> 00:03:44,112 and I just wanted to bring you something. 71 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:45,380 A present? 72 00:03:45,448 --> 00:03:46,581 No. 73 00:03:46,650 --> 00:03:48,316 Uh... SpongeBob? 74 00:03:48,385 --> 00:03:51,570 Is Sandy's rocket alien-proof? 75 00:03:51,639 --> 00:03:53,689 There are no aliens, Patrick. 76 00:03:53,757 --> 00:03:55,023 Just ask Sandy. 77 00:03:55,092 --> 00:03:57,492 Well, I guess you won't be needing 78 00:03:57,561 --> 00:04:00,044 this alien repellent for your trip. 79 00:04:00,113 --> 00:04:02,029 Alien repellent? Let me see that. 80 00:04:02,098 --> 00:04:04,466 "New Alien-Out! Window Protectant. 81 00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:06,334 Does not stop burglars." 82 00:04:06,403 --> 00:04:08,186 Well, I guess you're right, Patrick. 83 00:04:08,255 --> 00:04:10,288 We better go spray those windows. 84 00:04:10,357 --> 00:04:13,892 Look how big it is, SpongeBob! 85 00:04:13,961 --> 00:04:15,810 It's pretty impressive, all right. 86 00:04:15,879 --> 00:04:16,894 Come on! 87 00:04:16,964 --> 00:04:18,997 We're just here to spray the windows, 88 00:04:19,066 --> 00:04:20,098 Patrick. 89 00:04:20,167 --> 00:04:21,549 Here... Here... Here... Wow... 90 00:04:21,602 --> 00:04:23,084 Here... Here... Here... how do you think we get inside? 91 00:04:23,153 --> 00:04:24,102 We don't. 92 00:04:24,171 --> 00:04:26,321 We're just spraying the... 93 00:04:26,390 --> 00:04:27,322 windows. 94 00:04:27,391 --> 00:04:29,558 I opened it, SpongeBob! 95 00:04:29,626 --> 00:04:30,642 Come on! 96 00:04:32,846 --> 00:04:35,647 Holy sea cow, SpongeBob. 97 00:04:35,716 --> 00:04:39,133 This must be the control room. 98 00:04:39,202 --> 00:04:41,703 Yeah, just don't touch anything. 99 00:04:41,772 --> 00:04:43,304 Look, I'm winning! 100 00:04:43,374 --> 00:04:45,173 Patrick, cut that out. 101 00:04:45,242 --> 00:04:46,608 Patrick, come on. 102 00:04:46,677 --> 00:04:49,044 We can't hang around in here. 103 00:04:49,113 --> 00:04:51,279 This is Sandy's big rocket, 104 00:04:51,348 --> 00:04:53,231 not some kind of fun... house. 105 00:04:54,334 --> 00:04:55,266 Whoo! 106 00:04:55,335 --> 00:04:56,484 Winner. 107 00:04:56,553 --> 00:04:58,420 Yeah, high score! 108 00:04:58,488 --> 00:04:59,987 Hey, Patrick, what game was that, anyway? 109 00:05:00,057 --> 00:05:02,524 I don't know, but let's see what this does. 110 00:05:02,592 --> 00:05:04,693 Patrick, I don't think we should... 111 00:05:05,896 --> 00:05:07,094 I like rockets. 112 00:05:09,399 --> 00:05:10,481 More, more! 113 00:05:10,550 --> 00:05:12,284 No more. 114 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:20,675 Okay, one more. 115 00:05:24,264 --> 00:05:25,497 Okay, that's enough. 116 00:05:25,566 --> 00:05:26,665 Let's go. 117 00:05:26,733 --> 00:05:29,350 Wait, I think this one starts it. 118 00:05:29,419 --> 00:05:31,002 Patrick, what are you doing? 119 00:05:31,071 --> 00:05:32,637 I'm the space traveler here, 120 00:05:32,705 --> 00:05:35,506 and I happen to know that that particular button 121 00:05:35,575 --> 00:05:36,874 is right over here. 122 00:05:38,495 --> 00:05:40,495 We've started the rocket! 123 00:05:42,332 --> 00:05:45,266 Oh, SpongeBob. 124 00:05:55,578 --> 00:05:57,478 Hang on, buddy! 125 00:06:01,801 --> 00:06:03,868 Hey, we stopped falling. 126 00:06:03,937 --> 00:06:06,287 Look, we're in space now! 127 00:06:06,356 --> 00:06:07,305 Whee! 128 00:06:10,677 --> 00:06:13,027 Hey, somebody get me down 129 00:06:13,096 --> 00:06:14,962 or up, or something. 130 00:06:18,568 --> 00:06:20,801 Hey, SpongeBob, watch this. 131 00:06:20,870 --> 00:06:23,171 Hey, you got your toothpaste 132 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:24,972 in my peanut butter. 133 00:06:30,663 --> 00:06:33,114 Patrick, I can do this. 134 00:06:37,487 --> 00:06:40,238 Hey, who turned the heavy back on? 135 00:06:40,307 --> 00:06:41,873 We must be landing. 136 00:06:41,941 --> 00:06:43,741 All right. 137 00:06:43,810 --> 00:06:48,012 Sometimes that SpongeBob is as dumb as a sack of peanuts. 138 00:06:57,841 --> 00:07:02,210 Wow, it sure looks a lot like home. 139 00:07:04,014 --> 00:07:06,498 Hey, look, it's Gary. 140 00:07:06,567 --> 00:07:08,099 Come here, Gary, Gary. 141 00:07:08,168 --> 00:07:11,136 Wait! Don't go near him, Patrick. 142 00:07:11,204 --> 00:07:12,937 Can't you see this is all a trick? 143 00:07:13,006 --> 00:07:14,956 The aliens are projecting our memories 144 00:07:15,024 --> 00:07:16,174 onto the environment. 145 00:07:16,243 --> 00:07:17,642 They're trying to confuse us, Patrick. 146 00:07:17,710 --> 00:07:20,378 So you mean to say they've taken what we thought we think 147 00:07:20,446 --> 00:07:21,779 and make us think we thought 148 00:07:21,865 --> 00:07:23,348 our thoughts we've been thinking 149 00:07:23,417 --> 00:07:25,650 our thoughts we think we thought... I think? 150 00:07:25,718 --> 00:07:28,236 Okay, but I'm not going to fall for it. 151 00:07:30,223 --> 00:07:31,188 Yeah! 152 00:07:31,258 --> 00:07:33,191 You got him, SpongeBob. 153 00:07:33,260 --> 00:07:35,092 Won't Sandy be proud? 154 00:07:35,161 --> 00:07:36,845 Sandy... I forgot all about her. 155 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:39,548 Oh, she's going to hate us for stealing her rocket, 156 00:07:39,616 --> 00:07:40,916 but won't she feel silly 157 00:07:40,984 --> 00:07:43,134 when I bring her back a real, live alien? 158 00:07:43,203 --> 00:07:44,269 Oh, she'll love me. 159 00:07:44,338 --> 00:07:47,305 Come on, Patrick, the more the merrier. 160 00:07:48,741 --> 00:07:50,809 Alien hunting, alien hunting! 161 00:07:50,877 --> 00:07:54,279 Shh, Patrick, don't let them know we're on to them. 162 00:07:54,348 --> 00:07:57,482 Uh... yeah, alien hunting— 163 00:07:57,551 --> 00:07:59,117 I saw that on TV, too. 164 00:07:59,186 --> 00:08:01,119 Gee, Patrick, let's drop in 165 00:08:01,188 --> 00:08:02,887 on our old pal Squidward, 166 00:08:02,956 --> 00:08:04,656 and see what he's up to. 167 00:08:04,741 --> 00:08:06,624 Make sure your gun is pumped. 168 00:08:12,232 --> 00:08:13,581 Look at it, Patrick. 169 00:08:13,650 --> 00:08:15,666 It's disgusting. 170 00:08:19,105 --> 00:08:20,638 Mmm... grandma. 171 00:08:25,779 --> 00:08:27,545 It's even uglier up close. 172 00:08:27,614 --> 00:08:29,397 Let's begin the analysis. 173 00:08:32,702 --> 00:08:34,785 Wait... what's that? 174 00:08:37,608 --> 00:08:40,108 I think I'm going to be sick. 175 00:08:40,176 --> 00:08:43,945 Patrick, do you know what this thing is? 176 00:08:44,014 --> 00:08:45,080 Stinky. 177 00:08:45,148 --> 00:08:46,781 No... it's an egg sac. 178 00:08:46,850 --> 00:08:48,817 Let's look at the embryo. 179 00:08:50,954 --> 00:08:53,204 Twins. Twins. 180 00:08:56,809 --> 00:09:00,294 Pardon my French, but get this thing off me! 181 00:09:07,904 --> 00:09:10,438 Patrick and SpongeBob, get out of my bedroom 182 00:09:10,507 --> 00:09:12,306 and give me back my tentacles. 183 00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:13,441 It's awake! 184 00:09:13,510 --> 00:09:15,376 Let's capture the little phony. 185 00:09:15,444 --> 00:09:17,128 Oh, get away from me. 186 00:09:28,241 --> 00:09:30,408 Ahoy, there, lads. 187 00:09:30,477 --> 00:09:33,010 Up a bit late to be playing pirate, aren't ye? 188 00:09:35,748 --> 00:09:37,081 Wait, don't shoot. 189 00:09:37,150 --> 00:09:40,685 Okay, okay, shoot me, but don't take me money. 190 00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:43,604 We don't want your money, moon man. 191 00:09:47,661 --> 00:09:51,679 Look at them squirming around in there. 192 00:09:51,748 --> 00:09:53,247 Ooh... gross. 193 00:09:53,316 --> 00:09:55,616 Well, plenty more where those came from. 194 00:09:57,604 --> 00:09:59,204 Shh... 195 00:10:01,424 --> 00:10:04,759 SpongeBob, what are you doing here so late? 196 00:10:04,828 --> 00:10:06,544 Whatever this is 197 00:10:06,613 --> 00:10:10,598 it's going on your permanent record. 198 00:10:18,524 --> 00:10:20,175 This is ridiculous! 199 00:10:20,243 --> 00:10:22,577 Please let me out of here! 200 00:10:22,645 --> 00:10:23,611 Ouch! Ow! 201 00:10:25,282 --> 00:10:26,414 SpongeBob, I think 202 00:10:26,483 --> 00:10:28,549 we might have to make a second trip. 203 00:10:28,618 --> 00:10:31,118 There's no time for that— just push harder. 204 00:10:31,187 --> 00:10:33,304 SpongeBob, what are y'all doing? 205 00:10:33,373 --> 00:10:35,824 I can't turn my back on you for two seconds 206 00:10:35,892 --> 00:10:38,426 without you causing a whole mess of trouble. 207 00:10:38,494 --> 00:10:39,627 Why, look at you, bagging up 208 00:10:39,696 --> 00:10:41,012 all your friends and neighbors 209 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:42,897 just like they was a fresh crop 210 00:10:42,965 --> 00:10:44,516 of hickory-smoked sausages. 211 00:10:44,584 --> 00:10:47,352 You done turned my little science experiment 212 00:10:47,420 --> 00:10:48,753 into a disaster. 213 00:10:48,821 --> 00:10:51,005 You two ought to be ashamed of yourself. 214 00:10:51,074 --> 00:10:53,274 Nice try... Sandy. 215 00:10:53,342 --> 00:10:57,144 Or should I say, Miss Alien Pants? 216 00:10:58,715 --> 00:10:59,680 Aliens? 217 00:10:59,749 --> 00:11:01,282 Is that what this is about? 218 00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:02,784 This isn't the moon. 219 00:11:02,852 --> 00:11:04,936 We're still in Bikini Bo... 220 00:11:06,156 --> 00:11:07,488 Just goes to show you, 221 00:11:07,557 --> 00:11:09,124 you can't trust anyone. 222 00:11:11,828 --> 00:11:14,996 So... you were an alien all the time 223 00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:16,897 and you didn't even tell me. 224 00:11:16,966 --> 00:11:18,198 I didn't even know. 225 00:11:18,267 --> 00:11:20,218 Yeah? Well, I got you now. 226 00:11:20,286 --> 00:11:24,505 Oh, but it's not you that's got me; it's... 227 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:27,808 Me that's got me. 228 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:33,214 Boy, I can't wait to see the look on Sandy's face. 229 00:11:37,637 --> 00:11:39,504 Sandy, I'm back. 230 00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:41,022 Wow! 231 00:11:41,090 --> 00:11:43,775 Bikini Bottom sure looks different. 232 00:11:45,244 --> 00:11:46,493 Uh-oh. 233 00:11:46,562 --> 00:11:47,962 SpongeBob... 234 00:11:48,031 --> 00:11:51,382 we "aliens" would like a word with you.