1 00:00:21,402 --> 00:00:22,818 Ta-dah! 2 00:00:22,887 --> 00:00:24,737 Thanks for the show, Dad. 3 00:00:24,806 --> 00:00:26,907 Now can we open the presents? 4 00:00:26,975 --> 00:00:29,275 Oh, all right. 5 00:00:29,344 --> 00:00:32,161 Presents for me darling little sardine. 6 00:00:32,230 --> 00:00:33,162 Here you are. 7 00:00:33,231 --> 00:00:34,814 Oh, you shouldn't have. 8 00:00:34,883 --> 00:00:35,982 What is it, Daddy? 9 00:00:36,051 --> 00:00:37,584 It wouldn't be those totally hip 10 00:00:37,652 --> 00:00:39,418 new flipper slippers all my friends 11 00:00:39,487 --> 00:00:40,870 are wearing, would it? 12 00:00:40,939 --> 00:00:42,522 Everyone wants them. 13 00:00:42,590 --> 00:00:46,309 Uh... uh... it might be. 14 00:00:46,378 --> 00:00:48,678 Whee! Oh, you shouldn't have! 15 00:00:48,747 --> 00:00:50,897 Yay, you shouldn't have! 16 00:00:50,966 --> 00:00:53,817 I mean, Dad, you really shouldn't have. 17 00:00:56,021 --> 00:00:59,539 Pearl, those are the finest fishing boots available. 18 00:00:59,607 --> 00:01:01,691 Dad, you ruined me. 19 00:01:02,994 --> 00:01:06,229 But I got them for a bargain. 20 00:01:11,753 --> 00:01:13,103 Oh, what am I going to do? 21 00:01:13,172 --> 00:01:15,371 I spent two whole dollars on these boots, 22 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:16,989 and now I'm stuck with them. 23 00:01:17,058 --> 00:01:19,375 Oh, uh, Mr. Krabs, can I get my paycheck? 24 00:01:19,444 --> 00:01:21,594 Spongeboy-me-Bob! 25 00:01:21,663 --> 00:01:24,130 Come in, come in, right this way, laddie. 26 00:01:24,199 --> 00:01:26,349 Have a seat anywhere, 27 00:01:26,418 --> 00:01:31,087 but not on these beautiful, priceless boots. 28 00:01:33,575 --> 00:01:34,574 So, you want to get paid. 29 00:01:34,642 --> 00:01:36,275 Uh, sir, I can't see you. 30 00:01:36,344 --> 00:01:38,478 The boots... are in... the way. 31 00:01:39,514 --> 00:01:40,546 In the way? 32 00:01:40,615 --> 00:01:42,832 These boots never leave my sight. 33 00:01:42,901 --> 00:01:46,736 They're the most expensive and prized possessions I own. 34 00:01:46,805 --> 00:01:48,221 Wow, really? Why is that? 35 00:01:48,290 --> 00:01:50,923 They look just like any old ordinary boots. 36 00:01:50,992 --> 00:01:52,509 Ordinary boots? 37 00:01:52,577 --> 00:01:56,646 These are the only official fry cook boots. 38 00:01:56,715 --> 00:01:59,582 Only the finest fry cooks in the world 39 00:01:59,651 --> 00:02:00,699 are permitted to wear them— 40 00:02:00,768 --> 00:02:02,302 part of a tradition. 41 00:02:02,370 --> 00:02:04,737 And these boots were given to me 42 00:02:04,806 --> 00:02:07,690 by the most famous fry cook in the sea. 43 00:02:07,759 --> 00:02:08,775 Who's that? 44 00:02:08,843 --> 00:02:10,026 Uh... uh... 45 00:02:10,095 --> 00:02:12,245 ah... well, his name is not important, 46 00:02:12,313 --> 00:02:15,065 but he was famous all right, don't you worry. 47 00:02:18,336 --> 00:02:22,004 Sorry, son, these boots are far too valuable. 48 00:02:22,073 --> 00:02:23,722 Hmm... I know. 49 00:02:23,791 --> 00:02:26,409 What if I give you my Krusty Krab paycheck? 50 00:02:26,477 --> 00:02:28,061 Well... uh... paycheck! 51 00:02:28,130 --> 00:02:29,312 You got a deal! 52 00:02:29,380 --> 00:02:31,631 And what if I paint the Krusty Krab for free? 53 00:02:31,699 --> 00:02:34,767 You got a deal! And I'll throw in a year's supply of French fry oil. 54 00:02:34,836 --> 00:02:36,552 You got... Hold on there, lad. 55 00:02:36,621 --> 00:02:39,022 You're going to give me a heart attack. 56 00:02:39,090 --> 00:02:43,226 Whoa... you got yourself a deal. 57 00:02:52,854 --> 00:02:54,970 Uh... 58 00:02:56,041 --> 00:02:57,173 Hey, Squidward... 59 00:02:59,694 --> 00:03:01,244 Do you like my new boots? 60 00:03:02,531 --> 00:03:03,630 Pretty cool, huh? 61 00:03:03,698 --> 00:03:05,665 Now I'm an official fry cook. 62 00:03:05,733 --> 00:03:06,933 Uh... 63 00:03:24,219 --> 00:03:28,304 That squeaking is going to drive us all crazy! 64 00:03:28,372 --> 00:03:29,989 Nonsense, Squidward. 65 00:03:30,075 --> 00:03:34,477 That squeaking is money to my ears... I mean music. 66 00:03:37,332 --> 00:03:41,167 Argh... money, money, money, money, money. 67 00:03:41,236 --> 00:03:44,270 Ten, 20, 30, 40... 68 00:03:45,623 --> 00:03:46,956 Wha... who's there? 69 00:03:51,195 --> 00:03:53,079 Back to counting me money. 70 00:03:54,149 --> 00:03:57,950 One, two, three, four, five... 71 00:03:59,321 --> 00:04:01,837 What the barnacle is that, huh? 72 00:04:03,207 --> 00:04:04,390 Argh... 73 00:04:26,481 --> 00:04:28,031 Argh... oop... 74 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:30,266 Careful. 75 00:04:58,679 --> 00:05:03,049 Argh... that was the worst night I ever weathered. 76 00:05:03,118 --> 00:05:06,102 At least I'll have some peace and quiet at work. 77 00:05:06,171 --> 00:05:07,837 Oof! That's it, Mr. Krabs. 78 00:05:07,906 --> 00:05:09,605 I'm taking my vacation now. 79 00:05:09,674 --> 00:05:12,141 What's wrong, Mr. Squidward? 80 00:05:12,210 --> 00:05:16,379 I can't take the world's greatest fry cook anymore! 81 00:05:16,447 --> 00:05:18,331 I'll see you in a week. 82 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,299 That fry cook's 83 00:05:20,368 --> 00:05:21,501 making me a fortune. 84 00:05:21,569 --> 00:05:22,952 What could be the problem? 85 00:05:23,021 --> 00:05:24,120 Hey, Mr. Krabs. 86 00:05:24,189 --> 00:05:26,538 SpongeBob... Bob.. Bob... Bob... 87 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:28,758 Bob... Bob... Bob... 88 00:05:31,712 --> 00:05:34,864 I, uh, see you're still wearing them boots. 89 00:05:34,933 --> 00:05:35,898 Are you kidding? 90 00:05:35,967 --> 00:05:37,233 I love them! 91 00:05:37,302 --> 00:05:39,968 Could the world's greatest fry cook do this? 92 00:05:44,242 --> 00:05:46,592 Well, uh, I don't, uh... I don't, uh... 93 00:05:46,661 --> 00:05:48,161 Or could he do this? 94 00:05:48,964 --> 00:05:50,763 Or this? 95 00:05:51,983 --> 00:05:53,416 And watch this, Mr. Krabs. 96 00:05:53,484 --> 00:05:55,184 Can I take 97 00:05:55,253 --> 00:05:56,685 your order? 98 00:05:56,754 --> 00:05:58,138 Yeah, I'll have the Krusty special. 99 00:05:58,206 --> 00:05:59,706 BOOTS ( squeaking Thank you, sir. 100 00:05:59,774 --> 00:06:02,257 I will squeak when it's ready. 101 00:06:02,326 --> 00:06:04,878 Could the greatest fry cook do that, Mr. Krabs? 102 00:06:04,946 --> 00:06:07,096 I, uh... 103 00:06:07,164 --> 00:06:08,698 And look at this, Mr. Krabs. 104 00:06:11,319 --> 00:06:13,001 And this. 105 00:06:13,070 --> 00:06:14,120 And this... 106 00:06:14,189 --> 00:06:16,272 and this... and this... and this... 107 00:06:16,340 --> 00:06:17,724 and this... and this... 108 00:06:17,792 --> 00:06:20,660 and this... and this... and this... and this... 109 00:06:22,664 --> 00:06:23,997 I got to go to my office! 110 00:06:27,718 --> 00:06:29,319 I can still hear it! 111 00:06:31,856 --> 00:06:34,040 It's still coming through! 112 00:06:34,108 --> 00:06:36,909 The infernal squeak! 113 00:06:36,978 --> 00:06:39,612 Those boots have got to go! 114 00:06:39,681 --> 00:06:43,182 And I need an aspirin. 115 00:06:45,286 --> 00:06:47,336 Gary, these boots 116 00:06:47,405 --> 00:06:48,421 have changed my life. 117 00:06:48,489 --> 00:06:50,156 I'm never taking them off. 118 00:06:51,292 --> 00:06:52,491 Good night, Gary. 119 00:07:15,199 --> 00:07:19,151 Ar, ar, ar, ar, ar, ar... 120 00:07:23,407 --> 00:07:26,558 Ah... quiet, money. 121 00:07:28,313 --> 00:07:30,180 Silence and money. 122 00:07:31,299 --> 00:07:32,465 Mr. Krabs! 123 00:07:32,534 --> 00:07:34,216 What is it, my boy? 124 00:07:34,285 --> 00:07:39,505 Oh, Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm sorry. 125 00:07:39,574 --> 00:07:41,357 It's okay, son. 126 00:07:42,927 --> 00:07:44,911 No, it's not okay! 127 00:07:44,979 --> 00:07:48,464 I lost the boots, your valuable boots. 128 00:07:48,533 --> 00:07:49,782 It's my fault. 129 00:07:49,867 --> 00:07:51,250 I let you down! 130 00:07:51,319 --> 00:07:53,552 Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... 131 00:07:53,621 --> 00:07:56,722 ooh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 132 00:07:56,791 --> 00:07:59,391 Hold it, boy, it's not the end of the world. 133 00:07:59,460 --> 00:08:01,760 Yes, it is. 134 00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:03,296 Look, don't cry. 135 00:08:03,364 --> 00:08:05,515 I've got some, uh... 136 00:08:05,583 --> 00:08:07,433 some magic oven mitts. 137 00:08:11,339 --> 00:08:13,705 They're not the same! 138 00:08:13,774 --> 00:08:18,093 You were right— I wasn't ready for those blessed boots. 139 00:08:20,448 --> 00:08:22,932 Poor lad. 140 00:08:25,270 --> 00:08:26,736 Excuse me. 141 00:08:26,804 --> 00:08:27,737 I didn't do it! 142 00:08:27,805 --> 00:08:28,738 Oh... 143 00:08:30,007 --> 00:08:30,990 Can I help you? 144 00:08:31,058 --> 00:08:32,608 Yeah, I'm ready to order. 145 00:08:32,676 --> 00:08:33,859 What'll you have? 146 00:08:33,928 --> 00:08:36,028 I'll take a. 147 00:08:36,097 --> 00:08:37,946 What did you say? 148 00:08:37,999 --> 00:08:40,683 I said I'll take a. 149 00:08:40,751 --> 00:08:42,217 Huh? 150 00:08:42,286 --> 00:08:43,836 I heard his order, Mr. Krabs. 151 00:08:43,904 --> 00:08:46,255 He said he wants. 152 00:08:46,324 --> 00:08:49,408 Wha...? And a 153 00:08:53,665 --> 00:08:54,497 What? 154 00:08:59,921 --> 00:09:00,703 What? 155 00:09:02,123 --> 00:09:03,539 I didn't write that! 156 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:11,213 Who said that? 157 00:09:12,867 --> 00:09:13,750 What? 158 00:09:15,570 --> 00:09:18,253 Could the world's greatest fry cook do this? 159 00:09:18,322 --> 00:09:23,392 And this... and this... and this... and this... 160 00:09:23,461 --> 00:09:24,593 and this... and this...? 161 00:09:24,662 --> 00:09:25,578 Stop it! 162 00:09:25,647 --> 00:09:28,247 Stop it! 163 00:09:28,316 --> 00:09:29,765 Oh! Oh! Don't you hear it? 164 00:09:29,834 --> 00:09:31,317 Yes, I did it! 165 00:09:31,386 --> 00:09:32,635 I did it! 166 00:09:32,704 --> 00:09:34,336 I took the boots! 167 00:09:34,405 --> 00:09:35,854 They're here... 168 00:09:35,940 --> 00:09:37,840 under the floorboard! 169 00:09:37,908 --> 00:09:40,059 Oh, please, make it stop! 170 00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:43,278 It's the squeaking of the hideous boots! 171 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:50,352 I'm sorry, but I can't take the infernal squeaking no more! 172 00:10:04,269 --> 00:10:05,501 The deed is done. 173 00:10:05,570 --> 00:10:08,837 Um... why did you eat my boots, Mr. Krabs? 174 00:10:08,906 --> 00:10:10,740 Because, lad, you didn't need them. 175 00:10:10,808 --> 00:10:13,459 It's not the boots, it's the bootee. 176 00:10:13,527 --> 00:10:16,745 Er, er... I mean, the person in the boots. 177 00:10:16,814 --> 00:10:18,631 You're a great fry cook. 178 00:10:18,699 --> 00:10:20,232 You really think so, Mr. Krabs? 179 00:10:20,301 --> 00:10:21,283 I do, son. 180 00:10:21,352 --> 00:10:22,901 Here's your paycheck I owe you 181 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,870 plus a bonus. 182 00:10:26,357 --> 00:10:29,791 Well, there's your paycheck anyway. 183 00:10:29,860 --> 00:10:31,627 I need a vacation. 184 00:10:31,696 --> 00:10:33,596 Bye, Mr. Krabs. 185 00:10:33,664 --> 00:10:37,717 Ah... a long week away from Bikini Bottom 186 00:10:37,786 --> 00:10:39,786 is exactly what I need. 187 00:10:39,854 --> 00:10:42,405 Just me and my darling daughter, Pearl. 188 00:10:42,473 --> 00:10:46,392 Oh, don't forget my new flipper slippers, Daddy. 189 00:10:46,461 --> 00:10:48,661 Darling, I won't. 190 00:10:48,729 --> 00:10:50,980 Ar, ar, ar, ar, ar... 191 00:10:53,218 --> 00:10:54,383 Oh, no!