ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
and NICKELODEON]
GOOD MORNING, BIKINI BOTTOM.
AH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY.
I WONDER IF PATRICK'S AT HOME.
HIYA, SPONGEBOB.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
SANDY'S PLACE.
HEY, WHAT'S THIS?
THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE SANDY'S PLACE.
DON'T LOSE YOUR BARNACLES, BOYS.
THERE IT IS.
WHAT IS IT?
CAN'T YOU SEE?
IT'S TEXAS.
"TEXAS"?
WHAT'S A TEXAS?
OH, IT'S NOTHING BUT A MEMORY NOW.
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
UH, LET'S MAKE ONE OF YOUR TREE DOME.
Y-YOU KNOW,
I DON'T FEEL MUCH LIKE SANDCASTLES, SPONGEBOB.
I'LL SEE Y'ALL LATER.
HMM?
SANDY...
AW, SPONGEBOB
I'M JUST NOT FEELING UP TO KARATE RIGHT NOW.
I GET IT.
"NOT FEELING UP TO KARATE," HUH?
WHATEVER YOU SAY, SANDY.
BOY, I HOPE SANDY DOESN'T ATTACK ME
FROM BEHIND.
UH... SANDY?
SURF'S UP, SANDY.
NO THANKS.
BOY, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE GOING JELLYFISHING.
WHOA!
LOOK, SANDY, WE CAUGHT ONE!
LISTEN, SPONGEBOB
RIGHT NOW, I DON'T WANT
PLAY KARATE OR EAT JELLYFISH.
WE DON'T EAT 'EM!
WE LET 'EM GO!
FLY AWAY, LITTLE CRITTER!
GO ON, GO BACK HOME WHERE YOU BELONG.
RUN ALONG, BACK TO YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
AS MUCH AS YOU MISS THEM.
HURRY, BEFORE THEY FORGET YOU AND LEAVE YOU BEHIND!
SANDY, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT?
I AIN'T CRYIN', MY HELMET JUST SPRUNG A LEAK.
SANDY...
OH, I GUESS I'M JUST FEELING A LITTLE HOMESICK.
HOMESICK, HUH?
MM-MMM.
ALMOST THERE!
DAD-GUM IT, SPONGEBOB, WHAT IS IT?
Spongebob and Patrick: WELCOME HOME, SANDY!
SANDY?
GO AWAY.
I DON'T GET IT, PATRICK.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH SANDY?
MAYBE IT'S JUST A SQUIRREL THING.
HEY, PATRICK— LISTEN TO THAT!
GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME!
PATRICK!
LISTEN... HEAR THAT?
IT'S SANDY.
THE MUFFIN MAN SONG?
PATRICK, SHE SANG THAT SONG FROM HER HEART!
SHE REALLY MISSES TEXAS.
WELL, LET'S GO GET SOME TEXAS AND BRING IT DOWN HERE.
PATRICK, YOU CAN'T...
THAT'S IT!
PATRICK, YOUR GENIUS IS SHOWING.
WHERE?
LOOKS PERFECT.
WE'RE GOING TO GO GET SANDY NOW.
Mr. WELL, HURRY IT UP, LADS!
CAN'T SQUAT LIKE THIS FOREVER!
Spongebob and Patrick: KRUSTY KRAB! KRUSTY KRAB!
SANDY'S SURPRISE IS AT THE KRUSTY KRAB!
WAIT'LL SHE SEES THE...
SHH!
DON'T SPOIL THE SURPRISE.
HEY, SANDY! HEY, SANDY!
TO THE KRUSTY KRAB?
HEY, SPONGEBOB.
HEY, PATRICK.
WITH THOSE BAGS?
I'M GOIN' BACK HOME TO TEXAS.
WHAT? NOW?
YOU CAN'T! I MEAN, WE...
IT'S TIME FOR TO TUMBLE ON HOME.
W-WAIT, SANDY.
YOU CAN'T, UH... 'CAUSE WE WERE GONNA...
IS... THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT DIRECTION...
WAIT! IF YOU DON'T... IF I CAN'T...
SANDY, WAIT A SECOND!
YOU DON'T WANT TO
DOWN AT THE KRUSTY KRAB!
I'M TIRED OF FISH FOOD, SPONGEBOB.
B-BUT SANDY, DON'T YOU WANT
DOWN AT THE KRUSTY KRAB?
I JUST CAN'T DO THAT, SPONGEBOB.
IT'D BE TOO SAD.
N-NO, NO, WAIT!
SANDY!
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S GONE.
YEAH. WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT DUMB, OLD TEXAS?
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
TEXAS IS DUMB?
DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THE NAME OF TEXAS IN VAIN!
YOU MEAN WE CAN'T ABOUT DUMB, OLD TEXAS?
NO, YOU CAN'T!
OH, THEN, CAN WE TEXAS ARE DUMB?
NO! YOU CAN'T SAY NOTHIN' ABOUT TEXAS!
OH!
SO WE SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT TEX-AS!
I'M WARNING YOU, SPONGEBOB!
LOOK, PATRICK— I'M TEXAS!
DUH, HOWDY, Y'ALL!
I'M TEXAS, TOO.
GET A DOG, LITTLE LONGIE.
HOWDY, Y'ALL!
GET A DOG, LITTLE LONGIE!
GET A DOG...
Y'ALL BEST CUT IT OUT!
HEY, PATRICK, WHAT AM I NOW?
UH... STUPID?
NO, I'M TEXAS!
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE!
OR I'M GOING TO BE ON YOU LIKE UGLY ON AN APE!
YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH US FIRST!
WE DID IT. WE GOT HER.
KRUSTY KRAB, HERE WE COME!
FROM TEXAS ARE DUMB?
UH, OKAY, PATRICK, THAT'S ENOUGH.
WHY? DO YOU THINK THAT OLD SLOWPOKE, TEXAS, IS GONNA...
RUN FASTER, PATRICK!
SPONGEBOB!
YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID!
NO!
ALMOST THERE.
SPONGEBOB!
YOU BEEN MESSIN' WITH THE BULL!
NOW HERE COME THE HORNS!
NO, SANDY!
NO!
HOWDY, YA'LL!
WHA... WHAT'S THIS?
IT'S A PARTY.
FOR YOU!
FOR ME?
IT'S YOUR OWN LITTLE SLICE OF TEXAS.
CHECK IT OUT, SANDY.
WE GOT SQUARE DANCIN'...
GIANT BARBY-Q's...
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW.
TEN-GALLON HATS.
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU GONNA STAY?
DON'T CRY ANYMORE, SANDY.
I'LL GO GET YOUR BAGS.
I'M NOT CRYIN'. I'M LAUGHIN'.
Y'ALL ARE TRYING TO DO, SPONGEBOB
BUT HOME ISN'T ABOUT BARBECUES AND PECAN PIES.
YOU'RE SURROUNDED
THAT CARE ABOUT YOU.
HUH?
DUH, WHAT AM I DOIN'?
JUST NOW TO REALIZE IT.
YOU'LL STAY?
I'M STAYIN'!
WHOO-HOO! SHE'S STAYIN'!
WHOO! THAT MAKES ME FEEL ALL WIGGLY!
YEAH, WHO NEEDS DUMB, OLD TEXAS?
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
SHOULD I START RUNNING NOW?
ATTENTION, BEACHGOERS!
YOU ARE TRESPASSING!
YOU HAVE EXACTLY 17 MINUTES
OFF OF THE FUTURE SITE...
OF THE CHUM BUCKET MEGA BUCKET.
SOMETHING?
OKAY, HAVE IT YOUR WAY!
I DON'T MIND BULLDOZING
AND EVERY ONE...
MOMMY, LOOK.
THIS TOY TRACTOR HERE.
PUT THAT DOWN, BILLY.
ON IT.
OH...
AW, MOM...
YOU'LL SEE!
YOU'LL ALL SEE!
BUT IT'S BECOMING INCREASINGLY OBVIOUS!
I CAN DENY IT NO LONGER!
I AM SMALL.
TO CLEAR THE BEACH FOR ME.
I NEED...
SPONGEBOB.
YES. HE'S THE ONE.
I'LL HAVE ONE...
TWO PLEASE.
THANKS.
ONE, PLEASE.
EXCUSE ME.
ONE, PLEASE.
SORRY, KID, WE'RE ALL OUT.
AW, BARNACLES.
PLANKTON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
AND WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
OH, HI, SPONGEBOB.
I'M CRYING BECAUSE I'VE
BUT I ONLY NEED ONE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE OTHER ONE.
I'LL EAT ONE OF THOSE ICE CREAM CONES FOR YOU.
SPONGEBOB, WOULD YOU DO THAT FOR ME?
SURE.
SPONGEBOB.
SPONGEBOB!
YEAH?
ISN'T IT GREAT
TO GET THE THINGS YOU DESIRE?
LIKE THAT ICE CREAM CONE, FOR INSTANCE.
WITH A LITTLE TRAINING.
TRAINING?
YES. YOU JUST HAVE TO LEARN
TO BE MORE ASSERTIVE, AND I CAN SHOW YOU HOW.
ASSERTIVE, HUH?
THAT'S RIGHT.
ANYTHING I WANT?
SOUNDS GREAT!
WONDERFUL.
SPONGEBOB.
DON'T LET THAT GUY SIT ON YOU.
ASSERTIVENESS LESSON NUMBER ONE.
TELL HIM TO GET OFF.
UM... EXCUSE ME, SIR.
Y-YOU'RE SITTING
WHICH IS ALSO MY FACE.
NO, NO, BE ASSERTIVE.
BEEP-BEEP.
NOT INSERTIVE.
SPONGEBOB, YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE.
YOU'VE GOT TO BE AGGRESSIVE TO GET THE THINGS YOU WANT.
YOU'RE TOO SOFT.
BUT I'M A SPONG...
DON'T SAY IT.
THERE'S THE GUY WHO TOOK YOUR ICE CREAM.
DON'T YOU WANT IT BACK?
ICE CREAM.
LISTEN, YOU.
MY FRIEND'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.
WHAT? WHO SAID THAT?
WAS IT YOU?
TELL HIM OFF, SPONGEBOB.
ASSERT YOURSELF.
THAT'S MY ICE CREAM CONE.
GREAT!
NOW LET HIM HAVE IT!
YOU CAN HAVE IT.
SAY, THANKS.
NO!
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW.
Hey, pencil-neck!
Yeah, you!
Slither over here!
Surrender that ice cream cone
or every waking moment for you will become
a swirling torrent of pain and misery!
HEY, THAT GUY WAS CRYING.
TEARS OF JOY.
THAT YOU WERE ASSERTIVE.
YEAH!
WHEN YOU'RE MANIACAL?
UH, I THOUGHT IT WAS CALLED ASSERTIVE.
WHATEVER.
WELL, IF IT GOT ME
THEN I LIKE IT.
I FOUND SOMETHING.
UH, EXCUSE ME, MY METAL DETECTOR BROKE.
CAN I USE YOURS?
SURE.
SPONGEBOB.
NEXT LESSON.
BE AGGRESSIVE.
TELL THAT GUY TO TAKE A HIKE.
A HIKE WITH ME?
YEAH.
YOU'VE DONE!
FALL IN A DITCH.
HEY, GO CHECK IN THAT DITCH.
WOW. BURIED TREASURE.
THANKS.
DID YOU SEE THAT, PLANKTON?
SOME BURIED TREASURE.
SPONGEBOB, YOU'LL NEVER GET IT RIGHT.
AND YOU'LL TIE HIM IN A KNOT
IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR METAL DETECTOR BACK.
HEY! I'M GOING TO TIE YOUR... SHOE
IF YOU DON'T GIVE THAT BACK!
BUT I'M WEARING SANDALS!
OKAY! NEVER MIND!
IT'S ALL RIGHT, PLANKTON. HE'S WEARING SANDALS.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
OH, NOTHING, SPONGEBOB.
Mama!
THAT THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME.
NO, IT'S NOT.
FORGET IT.
I GUESS YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A STANDUP GUY.
WELL, WHAT ABOUT AIRLINE FOOD?
WHAT?
AIRLINE FOOD!
MY GOSH, WHAT IS UP WITH THAT STUFF?
THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT.
SEE, I CAN BE A STANDUP GUY. SEE?
SPONGEBOB, YOU'LL NEVER GET WHAT YOU WANT.
STEP ALL OVER YOU.
YOU'RE JUST LIKE STAIRS.
WAIT, PLANKTON, GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE.
OKAY, BUT THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.
YOUR SUN RAYS.
TAKES TO GET A TAN?
JUST WATCH ME!
MAN, THIS THING IS SAN... DY!
YES, MY PLAN IS BEGINNING TO WORK.
THEY'RE LEAVING THE BEACH.
SPONGEBOB, THAT WAS WONDERFUL.
IS THAT AN ALL-OVER TAN?
WELL, NOT ALL OF ME.
HOT DOGS!
AT THE HOT DOG STAND.
TO THE FRONT.
I'LL DO BETTER THAN THAT.
LET'S GO HOME.
SPONGEBOB, THAT WAS GENIUS.
BLOCKING YOUR VIEW.
WHAT?
YOUR WIND.
A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
HEY, SPONGEBOB, THROW US THE BALL.
DO NOW?
LET'S JUST GO HOME, I GUESS.
HA! PLANKTON, DID YOU SEE THAT?
I WAS A REGULAR ALPHA MALE.
PLANKTON?
HUH?
PLANKTON, ALL MY ASSERTING HAS DRIVEN EVERYBODY AWAY.
EXACTLY.
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME EVERYONE WOULD LEAVE.
OOPS.
MEGA BUCKET!
FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT.
THAT WASN'T NICE.
HAVEN'T YOU FIGURED IT OUT, SPONGEBOB?
NICE GUYS FINISH LAST.
CONQUER THE WORLD.
WELL...
NICE PEOPLE?
HUH?
YOU DOING?
HOT DOGS! YAY!
WAIT. SPONGEBOB, STOP!
BUTTERFLY KISSES.
I... CAN'T TAKE IT.
IT'S TOO CUTE.
IT'S, IT'S DISGUSTING!
WHAT HAPPENED?
WITH MY NEW BOARD, DUDE.
NO PROBLEM.
WHOA!
COLOR!
SPONGEBOB, STOP— BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
IS BRINGING EVERYBODY BACK.
GET BACK!
WAIT!
OOH! OUCH! OW! OW!
NO! OOH! OW!
COWABUNGA!
THANKS, DUDE.
THAT WAS AWESOME.
GEE, PLANKTON.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE CHUM BUCKET.
FORGET ABOUT THAT.
I JUST CAN'T TAKE SO MUCH KINDNESS AT ONE SITTING.
NEED... HATRED.
VOLLEYBALL, ANYONE?
YEAH!
SERVICE!
OUCH.
READY?
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and NICKELODEON
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