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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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and NICKELODEON]

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GOOD MORNING, BIKINI BOTTOM.

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AH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY.

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I WONDER IF PATRICK'S AT HOME.

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HIYA, SPONGEBOB.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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SANDY'S PLACE.

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HEY, WHAT'S THIS?

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THIS DOESN'T LOOK
LIKE SANDY'S PLACE.

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DON'T LOSE YOUR
BARNACLES, BOYS.

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THERE IT IS.

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WHAT IS IT?

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CAN'T YOU SEE?

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IT'S TEXAS.

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"TEXAS"?

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WHAT'S A TEXAS?

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OH, IT'S NOTHING
BUT A MEMORY NOW.

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ALL RIGHT, THEN.

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UH, LET'S MAKE ONE
OF YOUR TREE DOME.

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Y-YOU KNOW,

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I DON'T FEEL MUCH LIKE
SANDCASTLES, SPONGEBOB.

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I'LL SEE Y'ALL LATER.

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HMM?

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SANDY...

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AW, SPONGEBOB

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I'M JUST NOT FEELING
UP TO KARATE RIGHT NOW.

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I GET IT.

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"NOT FEELING UP TO KARATE," HUH?

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WHATEVER YOU SAY, SANDY.

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BOY, I HOPE
SANDY DOESN'T ATTACK ME

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FROM BEHIND.

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UH... SANDY?

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SURF'S UP, SANDY.

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NO THANKS.

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BOY, THERE'S NOTHING
LIKE GOING JELLYFISHING.

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WHOA!

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LOOK, SANDY,
WE CAUGHT ONE!

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LISTEN, SPONGEBOB

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RIGHT NOW, I DON'T WANT

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PLAY KARATE OR EAT JELLYFISH.

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WE DON'T EAT 'EM!

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WE LET 'EM GO!

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FLY AWAY,
LITTLE CRITTER!

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GO ON, GO BACK HOME
WHERE YOU BELONG.

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RUN ALONG, BACK TO YOUR FAMILY
AND FRIENDS.

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AS MUCH AS YOU MISS THEM.

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HURRY, BEFORE THEY FORGET YOU
AND LEAVE YOU BEHIND!

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SANDY, WHAT THE HECK
ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT?

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I AIN'T CRYIN',
MY HELMET JUST SPRUNG A LEAK.

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SANDY...

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OH, I GUESS I'M JUST FEELING
A LITTLE HOMESICK.

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HOMESICK, HUH?

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MM-MMM.

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ALMOST THERE!

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DAD-GUM IT, SPONGEBOB,
WHAT IS IT?

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Spongebob and Patrick:
WELCOME HOME, SANDY!

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SANDY?

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GO AWAY.

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I DON'T GET IT, PATRICK.

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH SANDY?

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MAYBE IT'S JUST
A SQUIRREL THING.

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HEY, PATRICK—
LISTEN TO THAT!

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GET 'EM OFF ME!
GET 'EM OFF ME!

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PATRICK!

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LISTEN...
HEAR THAT?

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IT'S SANDY.

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THE MUFFIN MAN SONG?

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PATRICK, SHE SANG THAT
SONG FROM HER HEART!

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SHE REALLY MISSES TEXAS.

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WELL, LET'S GO GET SOME TEXAS
AND BRING IT DOWN HERE.

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PATRICK,
YOU CAN'T...

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THAT'S IT!

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PATRICK, YOUR
GENIUS IS SHOWING.

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WHERE?

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LOOKS PERFECT.

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WE'RE GOING TO GO
GET SANDY NOW.

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Mr.
WELL, HURRY IT UP, LADS!

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CAN'T SQUAT LIKE THIS FOREVER!

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Spongebob and Patrick:
KRUSTY KRAB! KRUSTY KRAB!

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SANDY'S SURPRISE
IS AT THE KRUSTY KRAB!

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WAIT'LL SHE SEES THE...

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SHH!

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DON'T SPOIL
THE SURPRISE.

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HEY, SANDY!
HEY, SANDY!

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TO THE KRUSTY KRAB?

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HEY, SPONGEBOB.

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HEY, PATRICK.

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WITH THOSE BAGS?

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I'M GOIN' BACK HOME TO TEXAS.

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WHAT? NOW?

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YOU CAN'T! I MEAN, WE...

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IT'S TIME FOR
TO TUMBLE ON HOME.

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W-WAIT, SANDY.

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YOU CAN'T, UH...
'CAUSE WE WERE GONNA...

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IS... THAT IS NOT
THE RIGHT DIRECTION...

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WAIT! IF YOU DON'T...
IF I CAN'T...

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SANDY, WAIT A SECOND!

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YOU DON'T WANT TO

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DOWN AT THE KRUSTY KRAB!

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I'M TIRED OF FISH
FOOD, SPONGEBOB.

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B-BUT SANDY,
DON'T YOU WANT

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DOWN AT THE KRUSTY KRAB?

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I JUST CAN'T DO
THAT, SPONGEBOB.

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IT'D BE TOO SAD.

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N-NO, NO, WAIT!

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SANDY!

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I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE'S GONE.

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YEAH. WHAT'S SO GREAT
ABOUT DUMB, OLD TEXAS?

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WHAT DID YOU SAY?

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TEXAS IS DUMB?

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DON'T YOU DARE
TAKE THE NAME OF TEXAS IN VAIN!

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YOU MEAN WE CAN'T
ABOUT DUMB, OLD TEXAS?

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NO, YOU CAN'T!

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OH, THEN, CAN WE
TEXAS ARE DUMB?

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NO! YOU CAN'T SAY NOTHIN'
ABOUT TEXAS!

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OH!

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SO WE SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING BAD
ABOUT TEX-AS!

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I'M WARNING YOU, SPONGEBOB!

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LOOK, PATRICK—
I'M TEXAS!

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DUH, HOWDY, Y'ALL!

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I'M TEXAS, TOO.

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GET A DOG, LITTLE LONGIE.

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HOWDY, Y'ALL!

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HOWDY, Y'ALL!

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GET A DOG,
LITTLE LONGIE!

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GET A DOG...

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Y'ALL BEST CUT IT OUT!

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HEY, PATRICK, WHAT AM I NOW?

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UH... STUPID?

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NO, I'M TEXAS!

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE!

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OR I'M GOING TO BE ON YOU
LIKE UGLY ON AN APE!

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YOU'LL HAVE
TO CATCH US FIRST!

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WE DID IT.
WE GOT HER.

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KRUSTY KRAB,
HERE WE COME!

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FROM TEXAS ARE DUMB?

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FROM TEXAS ARE DUMB?

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UH, OKAY, PATRICK,
THAT'S ENOUGH.

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WHY? DO YOU THINK
THAT OLD SLOWPOKE,
TEXAS, IS GONNA...

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RUN FASTER,
PATRICK!

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SPONGEBOB!

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YOU'RE GOING
TO TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID!

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NO!

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ALMOST THERE.

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SPONGEBOB!

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YOU BEEN MESSIN' WITH THE BULL!

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NOW HERE COME THE HORNS!

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NO, SANDY!

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NO!

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HOWDY, YA'LL!

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WHA... WHAT'S THIS?

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IT'S A PARTY.

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FOR YOU!

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FOR ME?

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IT'S YOUR OWN LITTLE
SLICE OF TEXAS.

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CHECK IT OUT, SANDY.

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WE GOT SQUARE DANCIN'...

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GIANT BARBY-Q's...

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OW, OW, OW, OW, OW.

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TEN-GALLON HATS.

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SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YOU GONNA STAY?

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DON'T CRY ANYMORE,
SANDY.

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I'LL GO GET
YOUR BAGS.

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I'M NOT CRYIN'.
I'M LAUGHIN'.

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Y'ALL ARE TRYING
TO DO, SPONGEBOB

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BUT HOME ISN'T ABOUT
BARBECUES AND PECAN PIES.

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YOU'RE SURROUNDED

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THAT CARE ABOUT YOU.

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HUH?

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DUH, WHAT AM I DOIN'?

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JUST NOW TO REALIZE IT.

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YOU'LL STAY?

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I'M STAYIN'!

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WHOO-HOO!
SHE'S STAYIN'!

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WHOO! THAT MAKES ME FEEL
ALL WIGGLY!

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YEAH, WHO NEEDS
DUMB, OLD TEXAS?

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WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

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SHOULD I START RUNNING NOW?

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ATTENTION, BEACHGOERS!

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YOU ARE TRESPASSING!

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YOU HAVE EXACTLY 17 MINUTES

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OFF OF THE FUTURE SITE...

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OF THE CHUM BUCKET MEGA BUCKET.

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SOMETHING?

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OKAY, HAVE IT YOUR WAY!

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I DON'T MIND BULLDOZING

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AND EVERY ONE...

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MOMMY, LOOK.

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THIS TOY TRACTOR HERE.

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PUT THAT DOWN,
BILLY.

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ON IT.

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OH...

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AW, MOM...

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YOU'LL SEE!

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YOU'LL ALL SEE!

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BUT IT'S BECOMING
INCREASINGLY OBVIOUS!

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00:14:02,558 --> 00:14:05,259
I CAN DENY IT NO LONGER!

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00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,928
I AM SMALL.

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00:14:09,799 --> 00:14:13,033
TO CLEAR THE BEACH FOR ME.

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00:14:13,035 --> 00:14:14,702
I NEED...

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00:14:15,671 --> 00:14:16,937
SPONGEBOB.

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00:14:25,314 --> 00:14:28,849
YES. HE'S THE ONE.

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I'LL HAVE ONE...

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TWO PLEASE.

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THANKS.

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ONE, PLEASE.

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00:14:38,928 --> 00:14:40,594
EXCUSE ME.

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ONE, PLEASE.

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SORRY, KID,
WE'RE ALL OUT.

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AW, BARNACLES.

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00:14:52,842 --> 00:14:55,910
PLANKTON, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?

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00:14:55,912 --> 00:14:57,878
AND WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

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OH, HI, SPONGEBOB.

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00:15:00,783 --> 00:15:07,922
I'M CRYING BECAUSE I'VE

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BUT I ONLY NEED ONE.

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00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:14,328
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
WITH THE OTHER ONE.

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00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:24,305
I'LL EAT ONE OF THOSE
ICE CREAM CONES FOR YOU.

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SPONGEBOB,
WOULD YOU DO THAT FOR ME?

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SURE.

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00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:34,782
SPONGEBOB.

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00:15:36,252 --> 00:15:37,685
SPONGEBOB.

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00:15:41,824 --> 00:15:43,057
SPONGEBOB!

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YEAH?

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00:15:43,659 --> 00:15:44,491
ISN'T IT GREAT

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00:15:44,493 --> 00:15:47,161
TO GET THE THINGS YOU DESIRE?

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00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:50,698
LIKE THAT ICE CREAM CONE,
FOR INSTANCE.

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00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:55,669
WITH A LITTLE TRAINING.

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TRAINING?

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00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:58,706
YES. YOU JUST HAVE TO LEARN

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00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:03,477
TO BE MORE ASSERTIVE,
AND I CAN SHOW YOU HOW.

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00:16:05,114 --> 00:16:06,347
ASSERTIVE, HUH?

237
00:16:06,349 --> 00:16:08,148
THAT'S RIGHT.

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00:16:09,785 --> 00:16:11,552
ANYTHING I WANT?

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00:16:14,957 --> 00:16:16,991
SOUNDS GREAT!

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00:16:16,993 --> 00:16:18,025
WONDERFUL.

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00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:33,474
SPONGEBOB.

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00:16:33,476 --> 00:16:36,176
DON'T LET THAT GUY SIT ON YOU.

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00:16:36,178 --> 00:16:39,213
ASSERTIVENESS LESSON NUMBER ONE.

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TELL HIM TO GET OFF.

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00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,883
UM... EXCUSE ME, SIR.

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00:16:42,885 --> 00:16:45,119
Y-YOU'RE SITTING

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00:16:45,121 --> 00:16:46,920
WHICH IS ALSO MY FACE.

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00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:49,456
NO, NO, BE ASSERTIVE.

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00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,091
BEEP-BEEP.

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00:16:51,794 --> 00:16:54,228
NOT INSERTIVE.

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00:16:55,731 --> 00:16:57,564
SPONGEBOB, YOU
MISSED YOUR CHANCE.

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00:16:57,566 --> 00:17:02,102
YOU'VE GOT TO BE AGGRESSIVE
TO GET THE THINGS YOU WANT.

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00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,203
YOU'RE TOO SOFT.

254
00:17:03,205 --> 00:17:04,438
BUT I'M A SPONG...

255
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,606
DON'T SAY IT.

256
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,577
THERE'S THE GUY WHO
TOOK YOUR ICE CREAM.

257
00:17:10,579 --> 00:17:12,479
DON'T YOU WANT IT BACK?

258
00:17:12,481 --> 00:17:13,647
ICE CREAM.

259
00:17:13,649 --> 00:17:14,448
LISTEN, YOU.

260
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:17,684
MY FRIEND'S GOT
SOMETHING TO SAY.

261
00:17:17,686 --> 00:17:19,453
WHAT? WHO SAID THAT?

262
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,621
WAS IT YOU?

263
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:22,756
TELL HIM OFF, SPONGEBOB.

264
00:17:22,758 --> 00:17:23,924
ASSERT YOURSELF.

265
00:17:23,926 --> 00:17:26,093
THAT'S MY ICE CREAM CONE.

266
00:17:26,095 --> 00:17:27,094
GREAT!

267
00:17:27,096 --> 00:17:28,562
NOW LET HIM HAVE IT!

268
00:17:28,564 --> 00:17:30,464
YOU CAN HAVE IT.

269
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,932
SAY, THANKS.

270
00:17:31,934 --> 00:17:33,233
NO!

271
00:17:33,235 --> 00:17:35,969
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW.

272
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:38,072
Hey, pencil-neck!

273
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:39,740
Yeah, you!

274
00:17:39,742 --> 00:17:41,308
Slither over here!

275
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,877
Surrender that ice cream cone

276
00:17:43,879 --> 00:17:47,347
or every waking moment
for you will become

277
00:17:47,349 --> 00:17:51,685
a swirling torrent
of pain and misery!

278
00:17:53,756 --> 00:17:56,657
HEY, THAT GUY WAS CRYING.

279
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,292
TEARS OF JOY.

280
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:01,728
THAT YOU WERE ASSERTIVE.

281
00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:03,097
YEAH!

282
00:18:05,868 --> 00:18:07,201
WHEN YOU'RE MANIACAL?

283
00:18:07,203 --> 00:18:10,003
UH, I THOUGHT
IT WAS CALLED ASSERTIVE.

284
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:10,704
WHATEVER.

285
00:18:10,706 --> 00:18:13,440
WELL, IF IT GOT ME

286
00:18:13,442 --> 00:18:15,109
THEN I LIKE IT.

287
00:18:18,814 --> 00:18:20,013
I FOUND SOMETHING.

288
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:23,851
UH, EXCUSE ME, MY
METAL DETECTOR BROKE.

289
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,486
CAN I USE YOURS?

290
00:18:25,488 --> 00:18:26,753
SURE.

291
00:18:26,755 --> 00:18:27,821
SPONGEBOB.

292
00:18:27,823 --> 00:18:29,523
NEXT LESSON.

293
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,591
BE AGGRESSIVE.

294
00:18:30,593 --> 00:18:32,359
TELL THAT GUY TO TAKE A HIKE.

295
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,095
A HIKE WITH ME?

296
00:18:35,097 --> 00:18:36,597
YEAH.

297
00:18:36,966 --> 00:18:38,365
YOU'VE DONE!

298
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:41,435
FALL IN A DITCH.

299
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:44,404
HEY, GO CHECK
IN THAT DITCH.

300
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:47,307
WOW. BURIED TREASURE.

301
00:18:47,309 --> 00:18:48,342
THANKS.

302
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:49,743
DID YOU SEE THAT, PLANKTON?

303
00:18:49,745 --> 00:18:51,778
SOME BURIED TREASURE.

304
00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:53,514
SPONGEBOB, YOU'LL
NEVER GET IT RIGHT.

305
00:18:53,516 --> 00:18:57,117
AND YOU'LL TIE HIM IN A KNOT

306
00:18:57,119 --> 00:18:59,653
IF YOU DON'T GET
YOUR METAL DETECTOR BACK.

307
00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:02,856
HEY! I'M GOING TO
TIE YOUR... SHOE

308
00:19:02,858 --> 00:19:05,425
IF YOU DON'T
GIVE THAT BACK!

309
00:19:05,427 --> 00:19:07,794
BUT I'M WEARING
SANDALS!

310
00:19:07,796 --> 00:19:08,562
OKAY! NEVER MIND!

311
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:11,932
IT'S ALL RIGHT, PLANKTON.
HE'S WEARING SANDALS.

312
00:19:11,934 --> 00:19:13,667
WHAT'S THE MATTER?

313
00:19:14,303 --> 00:19:16,603
OH, NOTHING, SPONGEBOB.

314
00:19:16,605 --> 00:19:17,171
Mama!

315
00:19:18,641 --> 00:19:20,507
THAT THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME.

316
00:19:20,509 --> 00:19:21,575
NO, IT'S NOT.

317
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:22,309
FORGET IT.

318
00:19:22,311 --> 00:19:26,613
I GUESS YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT
TAKES TO BE A STANDUP GUY.

319
00:19:26,615 --> 00:19:29,049
WELL, WHAT
ABOUT AIRLINE FOOD?

320
00:19:29,051 --> 00:19:30,184
WHAT?

321
00:19:30,186 --> 00:19:31,051
AIRLINE FOOD!

322
00:19:31,053 --> 00:19:33,020
MY GOSH, WHAT IS UP
WITH THAT STUFF?

323
00:19:33,022 --> 00:19:34,488
THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT.

324
00:19:35,524 --> 00:19:37,024
SEE, I CAN BE
A STANDUP GUY. SEE?

325
00:19:37,026 --> 00:19:40,160
SPONGEBOB, YOU'LL NEVER
GET WHAT YOU WANT.

326
00:19:40,162 --> 00:19:43,497
STEP ALL OVER YOU.

327
00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:45,032
YOU'RE JUST LIKE STAIRS.

328
00:19:45,034 --> 00:19:47,768
WAIT, PLANKTON,
GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE.

329
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:50,304
OKAY, BUT THIS IS
YOUR LAST CHANCE.

330
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,775
YOUR SUN RAYS.

331
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,911
TAKES TO GET A TAN?

332
00:19:57,913 --> 00:19:59,813
JUST WATCH ME!

333
00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:09,923
MAN, THIS THING IS SAN... DY!

334
00:20:14,763 --> 00:20:18,966
YES, MY PLAN
IS BEGINNING TO WORK.

335
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,568
THEY'RE LEAVING THE BEACH.

336
00:20:21,570 --> 00:20:24,238
SPONGEBOB, THAT
WAS WONDERFUL.

337
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,440
IS THAT AN ALL-OVER TAN?

338
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:28,075
WELL, NOT ALL OF ME.

339
00:20:28,077 --> 00:20:29,376
HOT DOGS!

340
00:20:29,378 --> 00:20:30,978
HOT DOGS!

341
00:20:32,615 --> 00:20:34,014
AT THE HOT
DOG STAND.

342
00:20:34,016 --> 00:20:36,283
TO THE FRONT.

343
00:20:36,285 --> 00:20:39,353
I'LL DO BETTER
THAN THAT.

344
00:20:43,058 --> 00:20:45,259
LET'S GO HOME.

345
00:20:45,261 --> 00:20:47,594
SPONGEBOB, THAT
WAS GENIUS.

346
00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:52,065
BLOCKING YOUR VIEW.

347
00:20:52,067 --> 00:20:52,866
WHAT?

348
00:20:52,868 --> 00:20:54,635
YOUR WIND.

349
00:20:59,108 --> 00:21:02,009
A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

350
00:21:03,412 --> 00:21:06,747
HEY, SPONGEBOB,
THROW US THE BALL.

351
00:21:14,323 --> 00:21:15,856
DO NOW?

352
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:19,293
LET'S JUST GO HOME,
I GUESS.

353
00:21:20,095 --> 00:21:22,663
HA! PLANKTON, DID YOU SEE THAT?

354
00:21:22,665 --> 00:21:25,198
I WAS A REGULAR ALPHA MALE.

355
00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:28,368
PLANKTON?

356
00:21:29,972 --> 00:21:31,772
HUH?

357
00:21:33,809 --> 00:21:37,844
PLANKTON, ALL MY ASSERTING
HAS DRIVEN EVERYBODY AWAY.

358
00:21:37,846 --> 00:21:38,512
EXACTLY.

359
00:21:38,514 --> 00:21:41,381
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
EVERYONE WOULD LEAVE.

360
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,016
OOPS.

361
00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:45,686
MEGA BUCKET!

362
00:21:45,688 --> 00:21:50,390
FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT.

363
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,359
THAT WASN'T NICE.

364
00:21:52,361 --> 00:21:55,996
HAVEN'T YOU FIGURED
IT OUT, SPONGEBOB?

365
00:21:55,998 --> 00:21:57,597
NICE GUYS FINISH LAST.

366
00:21:57,599 --> 00:22:01,335
CONQUER THE WORLD.

367
00:22:02,971 --> 00:22:03,704
WELL...

368
00:22:03,706 --> 00:22:08,375
NICE PEOPLE?

369
00:22:08,377 --> 00:22:09,543
HUH?

370
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,714
YOU DOING?

371
00:22:16,352 --> 00:22:19,353
HOT DOGS! YAY!

372
00:22:24,293 --> 00:22:27,994
WAIT. SPONGEBOB, STOP!

373
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,271
BUTTERFLY KISSES.

374
00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:40,574
I... CAN'T TAKE IT.

375
00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:42,075
IT'S TOO CUTE.

376
00:22:42,077 --> 00:22:45,212
IT'S, IT'S DISGUSTING!

377
00:22:47,082 --> 00:22:48,181
WHAT HAPPENED?

378
00:22:48,183 --> 00:22:52,586
WITH MY NEW BOARD, DUDE.

379
00:22:52,588 --> 00:22:53,887
NO PROBLEM.

380
00:22:53,889 --> 00:22:56,189
WHOA!

381
00:22:56,191 --> 00:22:57,057
COLOR!

382
00:22:57,059 --> 00:23:00,460
SPONGEBOB, STOP—
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

383
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:05,132
IS BRINGING EVERYBODY BACK.

384
00:23:06,668 --> 00:23:07,567
GET BACK!

385
00:23:07,569 --> 00:23:09,202
WAIT!

386
00:23:09,204 --> 00:23:12,105
OOH! OUCH! OW! OW!

387
00:23:12,107 --> 00:23:15,008
NO! OOH! OW!

388
00:23:15,010 --> 00:23:18,712
COWABUNGA!

389
00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:23,150
THANKS, DUDE.

390
00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:26,086
THAT WAS AWESOME.

391
00:23:28,457 --> 00:23:29,222
GEE, PLANKTON.

392
00:23:29,224 --> 00:23:31,224
I'M SORRY ABOUT
THE CHUM BUCKET.

393
00:23:31,226 --> 00:23:32,626
FORGET ABOUT THAT.

394
00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:38,598
I JUST CAN'T TAKE SO MUCH
KINDNESS AT ONE SITTING.

395
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,835
NEED... HATRED.

396
00:23:43,739 --> 00:23:45,305
VOLLEYBALL, ANYONE?

397
00:23:45,307 --> 00:23:46,706
YEAH!

398
00:23:46,708 --> 00:23:48,675
SERVICE!

399
00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:50,811
OUCH.

400
00:23:52,114 --> 00:23:53,146
OUCH.

401
00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:22,342
READY?

402
00:24:31,653 --> 00:24:34,488
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