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AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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and NICKELODEON]

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WAKE UP, GARY.

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WE'RE MOVING TODAY.

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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WE'RE LEAVING HOME.

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WE'RE GOING TO BECOME PEASANTS.

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NO MORE FOOD.

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SORRY, GARY.

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MASHED-UP CLAMSHELLS.

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APRIL FOOLS!

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THERE YOU GO, PAL.

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WHOO, I'M THIRSTY.

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THIS IS AN EXTREME THIRST.

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WHEW.

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I'M EXHAUSTED.

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I SURE CAN'T WAIT
TO DRINK ALL THESE DRINKS.

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APRIL FOOLS!

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TO ME.

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HMM.

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WHAT'S HE SO HAPPY ABOUT?

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APRIL FOOLS' DAY IS
SPONGEBOB'S FAVORITE HOLIDAY.

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MR. KRABS,
I CAN'T COME IN TODAY.

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I CAUGHT SOMETHING TERRIBLE.

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WHAT'D YOU CATCH?

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OF THE CALENDAR.

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OH.

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HOLD ON, SQUIDWARD.

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There's someone here to see you.

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Says he's
from the Barnacle Bay Art Museum

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and he wants to honor you
as artist of the month.

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I HAVE ARRIVED.

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WHAT?

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WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

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WHERE'S THE ART DEALER?

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YOU JUST MISSED HIM.

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YEAH, BUT HE TOLD US
TO TELL YOU...

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HEY, TELL ME WHAT?

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APRIL FOOLS.

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WELL, IT'S BEEN NICE
WORKING HERE.

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THANKS FOR EVERYTHING,
MR. KRABS.

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SQUIDWARD, WAIT.

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TO THE P.O. BOX, MR. KRABS.

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SQUIDWARD, IT WAS JUST A JOKE.

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ON YOU TODAY.

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I PROMISE.

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YOU DO?

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SURE.

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THERE'S LOTS OF OTHER
WILLING PARTICIPANTS.

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RIGHT, MR. KRABS?

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WELL, AS LONG
AS IT'S NOT ME.

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EXCUSE ME.

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WHERE THE FORKS ARE?

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THEY'RE RIGHT
HERE, LADY.

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OH, BUT THIS IS A SPOON.

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APRIL FOOLS!

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OH.

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HUH...

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WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.

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HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

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YEAH. GIVE ME TWO LARGE FRIES
AND A JUMBO KRABBY PATTY.

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HEY, WHAT'S THAT?

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OH, I DIDN'T
SEE ANYTHING...

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HEY, WHERE'D THAT OTHER GUY GO?

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APRIL FOOLS!

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I'M RIGHT HERE.

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HEY, THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

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BEHIND THE COUNTER?

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EXCUSE ME.

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CAN I GET

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IN HERE PLEASE?

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SURE.

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COMING UP.

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HERE YOU GO.

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THANKS.

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HUH?

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HMM?

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AH...

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APRIL FOOLS!

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TO MY DRINK?

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I... I...

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YOU WHAT?

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AND I ONLY PUT IN ONE!

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PRETTY FUNNY.

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YEAH.

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HEY, YOUR SHOE'S UNTIED.

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APRIL FOOLS!

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YOU'RE NOT WEARING SHOES.

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APRIL FOOLS!

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OH! THAT'S IT!

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SPONGEBOB AND HIS STUPID PRANKS.

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I'M GOING TO SHOW HIM
WHAT A REAL PRANK IS ALL ABOUT.

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HMM?

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OH, BOY.

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SOMETHING FOR ME TO CLEAN UP.

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APRIL FOOLS!

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WHOA!

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WHOA!

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OH, NO.

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OH, OH, OW.

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I'LL CATCH YOU, SPONGEBOB.

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OOPS.

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APRIL FOOLS!

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YOU LITTLE SAUSAGE.

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SPONGEBOB, I WAS JUST KIDDING.

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COME ON, COME ON.

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I WAS JUST KIDDING.

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RIGHT?

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OH, MAN, POOR KID.

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SOME ISSUES TO WORK OUT.

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APRIL FOOLS...

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JERK.

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WAIT, DON'T GO.

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HEY, YOU STINK!

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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

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IT WAS A JOKE.

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UH-HUH.

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OH...

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OH...

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WHY IS IT WHENEVER I'M
HAVING FUN, IT'S WRONG?

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I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE HIM CRY.

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I'M SORR... ECH...

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I BETTER APOLOG... EE-YI!

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TOUGHER THAN I THOUGHT.

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SPONGEBOB?

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UH, SPONGEBOB, COME ON OUT.

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I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.

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SPONGEBOB?

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OH, HUH?

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SPONGEBOB, UH, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT TODAY AND...

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AND, WELL, IT JUST SEEMS

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OWE YOU SOME SORT OF...

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THIS ISN'T SOMETHING
I NORMALLY DO.

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SO, SO, LISTEN CAREFULLY,

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BECAUSE I'M ABOUT
TO TELL YOU THAT I'M...

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THAT I'M... WHAT?

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PATRICK, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

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DIGGING.

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WHY ARE YOU
WEARING THAT HAT?

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OH, I DON'T KNOW.

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OH.

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WHERE'S SPONGEBOB?

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HE'S IN THE HOUSE.

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HE'S IMPRESSED.

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WITH WHAT?

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I DON'T KNOW

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TO MAKE HIM CRY LIKE THAT.

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OH!

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SPONGEBOB!

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SPONGEBOB, LET ME IN THERE.

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SPONGEBOB, YOU BETTER
LET ME IN THERE.

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I DON'T WANT
TO HAVE TO USE THIS.

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WHAT DO YOU WANT?

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SPONGEBOB, I JUST WANT TO SAY

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THAT I'M SOOOO... RRY.

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WHAT?

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I'M TRYING TO SAY I'M...

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WHAT?

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I'M JUST TRYING TO SAY I'M...

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THERE'S GOT TO BE
AN EASIER WAY TO DO THIS.

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WELL, AREN'T YOU
GOING TO OPEN IT?

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I CAN'T.

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I DON'T HAVE
A BOTTLE OPENER.

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OH!

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SPONGEBOB, I'M...

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WHAT?

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WH-WH-WHAT?

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OH!

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SPONGEBOB, ALL I AM TRYING
TO SAY IS THAT I AM...

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SORRY.

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THERE YOU GO.

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BUT I COULDN'T...

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I DON'T CARE.

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I SAID IT.

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MY CONSCIENCE IS CLEAR.

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TO MAKE HIM CRY LIKE THAT.

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WHAT?

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APRIL FOOLS...

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JERK.

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YOU STINK!

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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

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I ADMIT IT, I'M SORRY!

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I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU.

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IN FACT, SPONGEBOB, I LIKE YOU.

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I LIKE LIVING NEXT DOOR.

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AT NIGHT.

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I ALSO LIKE GARY, PATRICK,
SANDY, MR. KRABS

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I'M FORCED TO BE
IN CONTACT WITH.

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AND-AND-AND-AND...

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SQUIDWARD, IS ALL THAT TRUE?

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YES, YES, SPONGEBOB.

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YES, IT'S ALL TRUE.

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BEANS AND THE CAR CHASE?

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THE WHAT?

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YES, YES, WHATEVER

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NOT TO TELL ANYBODY.

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I PROMISE.

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REALLY?

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APRIL FOOLS!

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APRIL FOOLS!

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YOU'RE RIGHT— APRIL FOOLS.

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I JUST FOOLED YOU ALL.

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WITHOUT SQUIDWARD?

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AH!

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OOH!

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OH!

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OOH!

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AH!

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OOH!

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AH!

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OOH!

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AH!

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THE GOLDEN SPATULA!

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HEY, SPONGEBOB,

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"MANY HAVE TRIED

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"FROM THIS ANCIENT GREASE
AND ALL HAVE FAILED.

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"ONLY A FRY COOK

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"WORTHY OF KING NEPTUNE HIMSELF
CAN WIELD...

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"THE GOLDEN SPATULA."
THE GOLDEN SPATULA."

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WOW.
WOW.

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OH, OH, OH, OH!

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AND THE SPATULA.

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OKAY, I'M READY!

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EXCUSE ME...

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SECTION IS?

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UH...

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SECTION?

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THAT'S EASY.

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IT'S OVER THAT WAY.

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UH-OH.

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HOLY SMOKES!

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RUDE!

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HEY, THE LIGHT CHANGED.

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UH, PATRICK...

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HOLD ON.
ALMOST THERE.

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YES, YES, AT LAST—

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THE ROYAL FRY COOK!

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FROM THE GREASE?

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UH, I DID,
MR. NEPTUNE, SIR.

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

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A FINE JEST, BOY.

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YELLOW SPONGE.

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PUNY...

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INSIGNIFICANT...

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A COMMONER.

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THEREFORE, YOU COULD NEVER
BE FRY COOK TO A GOD AND...

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THIS IS WHY IT IS FUNNY!

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THE TRUE FRY COOK.

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NO, NO, NO... HMM...

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NO, NOT YOU,
YOU'RE TOO SHORT, NO.

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AH!

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BUT... BUT...

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A PURVEYOR OF FOODS.

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YES, YOU MUST BE
MY NEW FRY COOK.

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UH, SORRY,
KING NEPTUNE.

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I DON'T MAKE THEM;
I JUST SELL THEM.

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UP THE SPATULA?

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WELL, HE DID.

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A SECOND TIME.

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YOU, THERE—
CRUSTACEAN!

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WHO, ME?

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PHYSIQUE OF ATLAS.

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THANKS. I WORK OUT.

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MAKE POSES WITH ME.

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OKAY.

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BODY SLAM!

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FROM THE GREASE.

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NOPE, THAT WAS SPONGEBOB.

270
00:14:32,857 --> 00:14:36,058
THIS JOKE HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH!

271
00:14:36,060 --> 00:14:39,128
WHERE'S
MY FRY COOK?

272
00:14:44,202 --> 00:14:46,402
TO SUIT A ROYAL PALATE!

273
00:14:48,039 --> 00:14:48,571
WHAT?

274
00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:53,075
FRY COOK MATERIAL?

275
00:14:53,077 --> 00:14:56,579
I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU HAVE ANY PROOF.

276
00:14:59,116 --> 00:14:59,748
HA!

277
00:15:02,587 --> 00:15:03,686
THE ROYAL TAIL FIN!

278
00:15:03,688 --> 00:15:06,155
AND BESIDES, IT'S

279
00:15:06,157 --> 00:15:09,258
A GREASY GRIDDLE;

280
00:15:09,260 --> 00:15:11,493
THERE ARE CERTAIN...

281
00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:14,530
COOK MUST HAVE.

282
00:15:14,532 --> 00:15:15,564
LIKE?

283
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:18,467
THE ROYAL FRY COOK MUST BE...

284
00:15:18,469 --> 00:15:20,402
OH, LEFT-HANDED.

285
00:15:20,404 --> 00:15:22,972
ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT TWO.

286
00:15:23,941 --> 00:15:27,843
ALSO, THE ROYAL FRY COOK
WEARS... RED UNDERWEAR.

287
00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:29,511
NO, BLUE.

288
00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:30,880
OH!

289
00:15:30,882 --> 00:15:33,048
THE ROYAL FRY COOK'S

290
00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:34,884
HIS BIG TOES...

291
00:15:34,886 --> 00:15:36,151
UH, HE HAS SIX.

292
00:15:36,153 --> 00:15:39,755
HE IS THE NEW
AND YOU...

293
00:15:39,757 --> 00:15:41,490
SILENCE!

294
00:15:41,492 --> 00:15:44,326
IS IT HOT IN HERE,
OR WHAT?

295
00:15:45,563 --> 00:15:46,262
PATRICK!

296
00:15:46,264 --> 00:15:47,897
YOU HURT MY FRIEND!

297
00:15:47,899 --> 00:15:49,098
YOU'RE NOT A KING.

298
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:51,033
YOU'RE A BULLY AND A LIAR!

299
00:15:51,035 --> 00:15:52,001
SO, LITTLE ONE...

300
00:15:52,003 --> 00:15:57,172
BE MY FRY COOK.

301
00:15:57,174 --> 00:16:00,142
WORTHLESSNESS.

302
00:16:00,144 --> 00:16:04,013
WITH A CHALLENGE!

303
00:16:04,015 --> 00:16:05,314
BRING IT ON!

304
00:16:05,316 --> 00:16:09,018
SPONGEBOB CAN HANDLE ANY...

305
00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:10,286
OUCH!

306
00:16:10,288 --> 00:16:15,024
YOUR FRIEND'S ARROGANCE
WILL COST YOU DEARLY.

307
00:16:15,026 --> 00:16:18,127
TWO CHALLENGES!

308
00:16:18,129 --> 00:16:19,461
ONLY TWO?

309
00:16:21,365 --> 00:16:23,732
LIKE SPONGEBOB?

310
00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:25,734
THREE CHALLENGES!

311
00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:27,069
THREE?

312
00:16:28,372 --> 00:16:30,873
ARE NOTHING.

313
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:34,276
500 CHALLENGES!

314
00:16:34,278 --> 00:16:36,078
ENOUGH!

315
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,780
HE'LL SETTLE FOR ONE.

316
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:45,421
YOU WILL FACE ME IN...

317
00:16:45,423 --> 00:16:47,756
THE ULTIMATE COOK-OFF!

318
00:16:49,927 --> 00:16:51,593
IF YOU FIX MY FRIEND.

319
00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:53,028
AH, YES...

320
00:16:53,030 --> 00:16:55,164
THE ROUND ONE.

321
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:57,900
I SHALL RESTORE HIM.

322
00:16:58,769 --> 00:16:59,802
SPONGEBOB?

323
00:16:59,804 --> 00:17:00,836
SPONGEBOB?

324
00:17:00,838 --> 00:17:01,870
SPONGEBOB!

325
00:17:01,872 --> 00:17:02,905
OH, THERE YOU ARE.

326
00:17:02,907 --> 00:17:03,973
HOW YOU FEELING?

327
00:17:03,975 --> 00:17:04,573
PRETTY GOOD.

328
00:17:04,575 --> 00:17:06,508
SAY, HAVE YOU
GOTTEN TALLER?

329
00:17:06,510 --> 00:17:07,242
AND NOW...

330
00:17:07,244 --> 00:17:11,347
THAT MAY LIE AHEAD.

331
00:17:11,482 --> 00:17:15,985
FOR, IF BY SOME MINUTE CHANCE,

332
00:17:15,987 --> 00:17:19,254
YOUR REWARD WILL BE GREAT.

333
00:17:19,256 --> 00:17:20,456
BEHOLD!

334
00:17:22,827 --> 00:17:24,259
WOOPSIE!

335
00:17:25,930 --> 00:17:29,431
OF ATLANTIS.

336
00:17:29,433 --> 00:17:31,333
A PRIZE WORTHY OF APOLLO.

337
00:17:35,439 --> 00:17:38,240
AND BE A GOD!

338
00:17:38,242 --> 00:17:40,342
HEY, THAT SOUNDS
PRETTY GOOD.

339
00:17:40,344 --> 00:17:42,778
NOT SUCCEED...

340
00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:45,914
YOU MUST GIVE UP FRY COOKING...

341
00:17:45,916 --> 00:17:47,816
FOREVER.

342
00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:49,251
WHAT DO YOU SAY?

343
00:17:49,253 --> 00:17:51,820
I'M READY!

344
00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:53,889
VERY WELL, THEN!

345
00:17:53,891 --> 00:17:56,992
TO THE POSEIDOME!

346
00:17:59,363 --> 00:18:02,765
THE ULTIMATE COOK-OFF!

347
00:18:04,869 --> 00:18:05,501
ALL RIGHT, MATES

348
00:18:05,503 --> 00:18:07,903
WINS.

349
00:18:07,905 --> 00:18:09,505
SHAKE HANDS.

350
00:18:11,108 --> 00:18:14,276
MAY THE BEST MAN WIN.

351
00:18:15,513 --> 00:18:18,580
AND WHEN THE BELL SOUNDS,
COME OUT COOKING!

352
00:18:18,582 --> 00:18:19,381
DON'T WORRY, LAD.

353
00:18:19,383 --> 00:18:21,583
I HAVE TOTAL CONFIDENCE IN YOU.

354
00:18:21,585 --> 00:18:23,018
PUT IT ALL ON NEPTUNE!

355
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,888
I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH
TO COOK IN ATLANTIS, PATRICK.

356
00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:28,190
TAKEN THE CHALLENGE.

357
00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:31,326
DON'T GIVE UP YOUR
DREAM, SPONGEBOB.

358
00:18:32,730 --> 00:18:35,197
"PATRICK, YOU'LL NEVER
AMOUNT TO ANYTHING.

359
00:18:35,199 --> 00:18:38,200
YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE
YOUR HEAD IN THE CLOUDS."

360
00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:40,002
AT ME NOW.

361
00:18:40,004 --> 00:18:43,205
GO GET 'EM, TIGER!

362
00:19:51,175 --> 00:19:52,541
"ONCE UPON A TIME..."

363
00:19:57,081 --> 00:19:59,314
PERFECT.

364
00:20:00,885 --> 00:20:02,384
I WIN!

365
00:20:09,727 --> 00:20:10,959
LOSER!

366
00:20:12,630 --> 00:20:15,531
FOR EVERYONE!

367
00:20:26,744 --> 00:20:29,378
FOOLS! HAVE YOU NO TASTE BUDS?

368
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:31,780
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH THESE.

369
00:20:31,782 --> 00:20:33,015
THEY'RE DELICIOUS!

370
00:20:33,017 --> 00:20:36,418
HIS OWN BURGER!

371
00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:37,686
Fish 2:
WHY DON'T YOU EAT IT?

372
00:20:37,688 --> 00:20:39,922
EAT IT! EAT IT!

373
00:20:39,924 --> 00:20:43,192
OKAY, MINE'S NO GOOD.

374
00:20:43,194 --> 00:20:47,029
HIS WILL BE ANY BETTER?

375
00:20:47,031 --> 00:20:48,864
GIVE ME THAT!

376
00:20:54,071 --> 00:20:55,571
MMM!

377
00:20:55,573 --> 00:20:57,372
WHY, IT TASTES SO GOOD

378
00:20:57,374 --> 00:21:02,044
I THINK I'D LIKE TO TRY IT
A SECOND TIME.

379
00:21:05,149 --> 00:21:07,249
SO, UH... WHAT
DO YOU THINK?

380
00:21:07,251 --> 00:21:10,352
YOURS IS SUPERIOR.

381
00:21:10,354 --> 00:21:13,322
THEREFORE,

382
00:21:13,324 --> 00:21:16,725
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS,
YOU WIN.

383
00:21:18,662 --> 00:21:19,361
YAY!
YAY!

384
00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:22,164
WE'RE GOING TO ATLANTIS!

385
00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:24,266
WE'RE GOING TO ATLANTIS!

386
00:21:25,636 --> 00:21:26,568
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

387
00:21:26,570 --> 00:21:28,337
YOU, SPONGEBOB.

388
00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:31,707
IN MY PALACE?

389
00:21:31,709 --> 00:21:34,476
CAN'T COME?

390
00:21:36,413 --> 00:21:39,281
OH, OF COURSE NOT.

391
00:21:39,283 --> 00:21:40,015
AND MY FRIENDS...?

392
00:21:40,017 --> 00:21:43,352
AH, THE ONLY FRIEND YOU'LL NEED,

393
00:21:43,354 --> 00:21:45,087
IS THE ROYAL GRILL.

394
00:21:45,089 --> 00:21:47,689
KNOWING YOU, BUDDY.

395
00:21:50,527 --> 00:21:51,593
I KNOW, MR. KRABS.

396
00:21:51,595 --> 00:21:52,961
I'LL MISS YOU, TOO.

397
00:21:52,963 --> 00:21:54,630
I LOST ME BET!

398
00:21:56,033 --> 00:21:58,166
COME, SPONGEBOB,
GRAB YOUR THINGS.

399
00:21:58,168 --> 00:22:01,403
IT'S TIME TO DEPART...

400
00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:03,205
TO ATLANTIS!

401
00:22:04,541 --> 00:22:05,073
I... I...

402
00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:10,379
I DON'T WANT TO GO!

403
00:22:10,381 --> 00:22:11,480
IT'S TOO LATE NOW.

404
00:22:11,482 --> 00:22:14,750
I CAN'T LIVE
WITHOUT YOUR BURGERS.

405
00:22:14,752 --> 00:22:17,486
YOU'RE GOING TO BE A GOD

406
00:22:17,488 --> 00:22:19,955
AND LIKE IT!

407
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,660
MAYBE WE DO HAVE A PROBLEM.

408
00:22:24,662 --> 00:22:27,262
WAIT, NEPTUNE!

409
00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:29,765
I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA.

410
00:22:32,836 --> 00:22:34,803
GOOD MORNING, KRUSTY CREW.

411
00:22:34,805 --> 00:22:36,972
HI, PATRICK.
WHAT'LL YOU HAVE?

412
00:22:36,974 --> 00:22:38,040
UH...

413
00:22:40,177 --> 00:22:40,942
CAN YOU EXCUSE ME?

414
00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:44,146
HAS BURNT MY FINGER.

415
00:22:44,148 --> 00:22:46,648
FEEL THINE OWN WRATH,
STOVE!

416
00:22:46,650 --> 00:22:48,016
HA-HA!

417
00:22:48,018 --> 00:22:51,853
USING YOUR POWERS, TRAINEE?

418
00:22:51,855 --> 00:22:57,859
WITH LOVE, NOT MAGIC.

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