1 00:00:09,106 --> 00:00:12,174 Narrator 2 00:00:12,176 --> 00:00:13,308 ON OUR UNDERSEA FRIENDS. 3 00:00:13,310 --> 00:00:16,845 SPONGEBOB, HAVE YOU FINISHED SWABBING THE DECK? 4 00:00:16,847 --> 00:00:20,782 ALMOST. THERE'S A NASTY BARNACLE UNDER TABLE NINE. 5 00:00:21,185 --> 00:00:23,385 THEY'RE BACK! THEY'RE BACK, I TELL YOU! 6 00:00:23,387 --> 00:00:25,454 I SAW THEM WITH ME OWN EYES! 7 00:00:27,858 --> 00:00:30,092 THE HOOKS! THE HOOKS! 8 00:00:30,094 --> 00:00:31,693 HOW ABOUT A MINT? 9 00:00:31,695 --> 00:00:33,595 THE HOOKS! THE HOOKS! 10 00:00:33,597 --> 00:00:35,097 CAN YOU MAKE THAT TO GO? 11 00:00:35,099 --> 00:00:37,766 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE. 12 00:00:37,768 --> 00:00:38,400 THE HOOKS! 13 00:00:38,402 --> 00:00:41,036 SO THERE I WAS, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS... 14 00:00:41,038 --> 00:00:43,038 I'D LOVE TO HEAR 15 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:44,673 RIVETING SEA TALES, BUT, UM... 16 00:00:44,675 --> 00:00:46,942 INSPECTIONS. 17 00:00:46,944 --> 00:00:49,611 UH-HUH... MM-HMM... OH, YEAH, THERE'S ONE. 18 00:00:49,613 --> 00:00:52,915 FINE! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. 19 00:00:53,350 --> 00:00:56,285 WARN HIM ABOUT WHAT, MR. KRABS? 20 00:00:56,287 --> 00:00:58,420 THE HOOKS, ME BUCKO. 21 00:00:58,422 --> 00:00:59,688 THEY'RE BACK. 22 00:00:59,690 --> 00:01:01,590 BEWARE THE HOOKS. 23 00:01:01,592 --> 00:01:02,891 THE HOOKS? 24 00:01:02,893 --> 00:01:04,026 AYE, THE HOOKS. 25 00:01:07,598 --> 00:01:08,630 BEGUILING COLORS. 26 00:01:12,503 --> 00:01:16,305 AND HAUL YOU WAY UP HIGH! 27 00:01:16,307 --> 00:01:19,508 THEN HIGHER, AND HIGHER, AND HIGHER! 28 00:01:19,510 --> 00:01:21,577 UNTIL YOU'RE HAULED 29 00:01:21,579 --> 00:01:23,045 FOR BREATH. 30 00:01:23,047 --> 00:01:26,748 AND THEN THEY EAT YOU! 31 00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:27,382 OR WORSE... 32 00:01:27,384 --> 00:01:29,685 WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN THAT? 33 00:01:29,687 --> 00:01:31,320 GIFT SHOPS. 34 00:01:33,824 --> 00:01:35,657 DON'T LET IT GET ME, MR. KRABS. 35 00:01:35,659 --> 00:01:37,893 THERE, THERE, BOY, THEY WON'T GET YOU. 36 00:01:37,895 --> 00:01:41,230 TO OLD MR. KRABS. 37 00:01:41,232 --> 00:01:43,098 TO THE KITCHEN! 38 00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:45,834 AYE-AYE, MR. KRABS! 39 00:01:47,004 --> 00:01:49,371 GOOD MORNING, KRUSTY CREW! 40 00:01:49,373 --> 00:01:50,539 HEY, PATRICK. 41 00:01:50,541 --> 00:01:51,340 GUESS WHAT? 42 00:01:51,342 --> 00:01:53,242 THE CARNIVAL'S IN TOWN. 43 00:01:53,244 --> 00:01:54,476 COME ON, LET'S GO. 44 00:01:54,478 --> 00:01:57,179 I CAN'T LEAVE NOW, I'M WORKING. 45 00:01:57,181 --> 00:01:58,413 IT'S NOT LEAVING. 46 00:01:58,415 --> 00:02:01,250 YOU'RE JUST TAKING A BREAK. 47 00:02:13,097 --> 00:02:14,663 THERE IT IS, SPONGEBOB. 48 00:02:14,665 --> 00:02:17,733 BACK IN TOWN! 49 00:02:17,735 --> 00:02:21,236 I'M GOING TO BE FIRST IN LINE FOR EVERYTHING! 50 00:02:21,238 --> 00:02:22,971 EVERYBODY? 51 00:02:22,973 --> 00:02:23,905 I DON'T KNOW. 52 00:02:23,907 --> 00:02:26,041 HERE EARLIER. 53 00:02:26,043 --> 00:02:28,710 DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANY CARNIVAL I EVER... 54 00:02:28,712 --> 00:02:29,945 OH! 55 00:02:29,947 --> 00:02:31,913 EXCUSE ME. 56 00:02:32,583 --> 00:02:34,650 STOP, PATRICK! DON'T TOUCH IT. 57 00:02:34,652 --> 00:02:36,084 THIS ISN'T THE CARNIVAL. 58 00:02:36,086 --> 00:02:36,952 THOSE ARE HOOKS! 59 00:02:36,954 --> 00:02:39,655 MR. KRABS SAYS THEY'RE REALLY DANGEROUS! 60 00:02:39,657 --> 00:02:41,923 HMM... 61 00:02:41,925 --> 00:02:43,825 I SENSE NO DANGER HERE. 62 00:02:43,827 --> 00:02:46,028 HOW COULD THEY BE DANGEROUS? 63 00:02:46,030 --> 00:02:48,664 THEY'RE COVERED WITH FREE CHEESE! 64 00:02:48,666 --> 00:02:51,933 ALL I KNOW IS, MR. KRABS SAID... PATRICK! 65 00:02:51,935 --> 00:02:53,268 DON'T DO THAT! 66 00:02:53,270 --> 00:02:56,071 MMM... 67 00:02:56,073 --> 00:02:57,739 CHEESY. 68 00:02:57,741 --> 00:02:59,408 NO DANGER HERE. 69 00:02:59,410 --> 00:03:00,809 GO ON, TRY IT. 70 00:03:00,811 --> 00:03:02,144 BUT MR. KRABS SAID... 71 00:03:02,146 --> 00:03:05,080 SPONGEBOB, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 72 00:03:05,082 --> 00:03:08,283 DOES THIS LOOK DANGEROUS? 73 00:03:09,286 --> 00:03:10,519 PATRICK! DON'T! 74 00:03:10,521 --> 00:03:12,054 LIGHTEN UP, WILL YOU? 75 00:03:12,056 --> 00:03:16,758 ALL THIS CHEESE BY MYSEL... 76 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,060 WHOA, HO, HO...! 77 00:03:18,062 --> 00:03:19,895 PATRICK! 78 00:03:19,897 --> 00:03:22,130 HELP! OH, PATRICK! HELP! 79 00:03:22,132 --> 00:03:24,499 OH, PATRICK, COME BACK! 80 00:03:24,501 --> 00:03:25,901 OH, MY BEST FRIEND! 81 00:03:28,772 --> 00:03:31,340 PATRICK... YOU'RE ALIVE! 82 00:03:31,342 --> 00:03:32,374 AM I EVER! 83 00:03:32,376 --> 00:03:33,775 YOU SHOULD TRY IT. 84 00:03:33,777 --> 00:03:35,644 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SURFACE... 85 00:03:35,646 --> 00:03:36,845 AND YOUR BRITCHES... 86 00:03:36,847 --> 00:03:37,713 AND THE GIFT SHOPS? 87 00:03:37,715 --> 00:03:40,615 TOO HIGH. 88 00:03:40,617 --> 00:03:44,086 MR. KRABS SAID I SHOULDN'T GET NEAR THOSE THINGS. 89 00:03:44,088 --> 00:03:47,456 DID HE SAY YOU SHOULDN'T CLIMB 90 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:49,725 LIKE A HORSY? 91 00:03:49,727 --> 00:03:50,892 WELL, NO. 92 00:03:50,894 --> 00:03:52,094 WHEE... 93 00:03:52,096 --> 00:03:54,663 I GUESS HE DIDN'T! 94 00:03:56,767 --> 00:04:00,736 HI-HO, SILVERFISH! AWAY! 95 00:04:10,514 --> 00:04:11,513 READY? 96 00:04:11,515 --> 00:04:12,280 READY. 97 00:04:12,282 --> 00:04:13,682 GERONIMO! 98 00:04:15,352 --> 00:04:21,123 AT THE KRUSTY KRAB! 99 00:04:24,027 --> 00:04:25,293 P.U.! 100 00:04:25,295 --> 00:04:26,395 YOU CALL THIS FOOD? 101 00:04:26,397 --> 00:04:29,131 LIKE A FRIED BOOT. 102 00:04:29,133 --> 00:04:31,366 A FRIED BOOT! 103 00:04:31,368 --> 00:04:32,768 HURRY IT UP, WILL YOU! 104 00:04:32,770 --> 00:04:35,337 WE'RE HUNGRY OVER HERE, LOOK AT US! 105 00:04:38,008 --> 00:04:42,010 THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FLIP IT! 106 00:04:43,914 --> 00:04:47,115 EAT THIS STUFF ANYWAY? 107 00:04:47,117 --> 00:04:48,283 MR. SQUIDWARD! 108 00:04:48,285 --> 00:04:50,485 WHAT THE HALIBUT'S GOING ON IN HERE? 109 00:04:50,487 --> 00:04:51,820 IT'S A FEEDING FRENZY, SIR 110 00:04:51,822 --> 00:04:54,823 AND SPONGEBOB'S NOT BACK FROM HIS BREAK. 111 00:04:58,595 --> 00:04:59,561 WHAT? 112 00:05:00,631 --> 00:05:02,431 TAKING A BREAK. 113 00:05:02,433 --> 00:05:05,133 NO ONE'S TAKEN A BREAK 114 00:05:05,135 --> 00:05:08,236 OF '59. 115 00:05:08,238 --> 00:05:10,205 NOW, WHAT WERE YOU SAYING? 116 00:05:10,207 --> 00:05:13,375 HE TOOK... A BREAK. 117 00:05:15,379 --> 00:05:19,614 ALL RIGHT, SPONGEBOB LAZYPANTS, I'LL FIND YOU. 118 00:05:19,616 --> 00:05:24,352 FOR UP TO 10,000 LEAGUES. AHA! 119 00:05:24,354 --> 00:05:28,623 I'LL GIVE YOU A BREAK YOU'LL NOT SOON FORGET. 120 00:05:29,426 --> 00:05:34,329 BUT MR. KRABS, I STILL NEED HELP...! 121 00:05:36,934 --> 00:05:40,635 THEY SHOULD BE RIGHT HERE. 122 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:44,606 AGAIN? 123 00:05:44,608 --> 00:05:45,907 AGAIN! 124 00:05:45,909 --> 00:05:48,343 THE HOOKS! NO, NO, NO! 125 00:05:48,345 --> 00:05:51,112 ONE, TWO, THREE... 126 00:05:51,114 --> 00:05:53,114 WAIT, WAIT! 127 00:05:53,116 --> 00:05:54,549 OOF! 128 00:05:56,487 --> 00:05:58,053 BOYS! 129 00:05:58,055 --> 00:05:59,754 I WASN'T QUICK ENOUGH. 130 00:05:59,756 --> 00:06:01,456 THEY'RE GONE! 131 00:06:01,458 --> 00:06:06,161 IN ME ARMS AGAIN, I, I'D... 132 00:06:08,532 --> 00:06:09,297 I'D THROTTLE THEM! 133 00:06:09,299 --> 00:06:12,601 ABOUT THOSE HOOKS, BOY? 134 00:06:12,603 --> 00:06:13,335 I, UH, I... 135 00:06:13,337 --> 00:06:15,871 I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE HOOKS. 136 00:06:15,873 --> 00:06:18,940 AND UP AND UP... 137 00:06:21,078 --> 00:06:21,877 DOWN. 138 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:26,147 WHEN YOU DON'T FLOAT BACK DOWN? 139 00:06:26,149 --> 00:06:26,915 GIFT SHOP? 140 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:30,852 WORSE! YOU END UP VACUUM-PACKED... 141 00:06:30,854 --> 00:06:31,953 IN A CAN OF TUNA! 142 00:06:34,057 --> 00:06:36,658 BUT THE SMELL OF MAYONNAISE! 143 00:06:37,961 --> 00:06:38,627 AAH! 144 00:06:38,629 --> 00:06:40,328 WE'RE SORRY, MR. KRABS. 145 00:06:42,599 --> 00:06:45,834 YOU'LL NEVER GO ON THOSE HOOKS AGAIN. 146 00:06:45,836 --> 00:06:48,136 WE PROMISE, MR. KRABS. 147 00:06:48,138 --> 00:06:49,838 I NEED A SAILOR'S PROMISE! 148 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:50,805 REPEAT AFTER ME. 149 00:06:50,807 --> 00:06:55,110 YO-HO, YO-HO, NEAR THE HOOKS I'LL NEVER GO. 150 00:06:55,112 --> 00:06:56,478 YO-HO, YO-HO 151 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,513 WE'LL NEVER GO. 152 00:06:58,515 --> 00:07:00,882 AAH! MOTHER OF PEARL! 153 00:07:00,884 --> 00:07:03,184 FIRE ON THE POOP DECK! 154 00:07:03,186 --> 00:07:05,353 AAH! MOTHER OF PEARL! 155 00:07:05,355 --> 00:07:07,255 FIRE ON THE POOP DECK! 156 00:07:07,257 --> 00:07:08,390 WELL... WHEW! 157 00:07:08,392 --> 00:07:09,224 ALL RIGHT, THEN. 158 00:07:09,226 --> 00:07:11,459 LET'S GET OUT OF THIS DEATHTRAP. 159 00:07:11,461 --> 00:07:13,895 OKAY, GARY, TODAY IS A NEW DAY. 160 00:07:13,897 --> 00:07:17,098 I'M READY TO PROVE MYSELF LOYAL TO MR. KRABS. 161 00:07:18,569 --> 00:07:19,901 I'M READY! 162 00:07:25,576 --> 00:07:26,374 HEY, SPONGEBOB! 163 00:07:26,376 --> 00:07:28,610 YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY! 164 00:07:29,346 --> 00:07:31,179 I ALWAYS GO TO WORK THIS WAY. 165 00:07:31,181 --> 00:07:33,682 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WORK TODAY. 166 00:07:33,684 --> 00:07:36,051 WE'RE GOING TO GO PLAY... 167 00:07:36,053 --> 00:07:37,452 HOOKY! 168 00:07:37,454 --> 00:07:39,287 BUT PATRICK, WE PROMISED. 169 00:07:39,289 --> 00:07:41,356 I HAD MY FINGERS CROSSED. 170 00:07:41,358 --> 00:07:42,757 YOU DON'T HAVE FINGERS. 171 00:07:42,759 --> 00:07:46,294 WELL, THAT MR. KRABS IS JUST A BIG DUMMY. 172 00:07:49,533 --> 00:07:51,933 HAPPENED TO US. 173 00:07:51,935 --> 00:07:53,435 BUT MR. KRABS SAID... 174 00:07:53,437 --> 00:07:54,369 LOOK, SPONGEBOB. 175 00:07:57,541 --> 00:08:00,742 LISTEN TO ME? 176 00:08:00,744 --> 00:08:02,944 UM... 177 00:08:02,946 --> 00:08:04,512 SEE YOU LATER, SPONGEBOB. 178 00:08:04,514 --> 00:08:06,982 I'M GOING TO GO HAVE SOME FUN. 179 00:08:08,051 --> 00:08:09,651 WHOO-HOO! 180 00:08:10,954 --> 00:08:12,787 COME ON, SPONGEBOB! 181 00:08:12,789 --> 00:08:14,022 WHOO-HOO! 182 00:08:14,024 --> 00:08:17,692 YOU WANT TO... 183 00:08:17,694 --> 00:08:19,160 OH... I KNOW I WANT TO 184 00:08:19,162 --> 00:08:24,766 BUT I PROMISED MR. KRABS I WOULDN'T GO NEAR ANOTHER... AAH, HOOK! 185 00:08:28,205 --> 00:08:31,873 OH, NO. MR. KRABS TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU. 186 00:08:31,875 --> 00:08:34,009 YOU ARE A LIAR, A DECEIVER! 187 00:08:34,011 --> 00:08:37,912 I'LL NEVER FALL FOR YOUR TRICKS AGAIN! 188 00:08:37,914 --> 00:08:40,448 NEVER! 189 00:08:40,751 --> 00:08:42,050 IS THIS SEAT TAKEN? 190 00:08:42,052 --> 00:08:45,153 WHOO... 191 00:08:46,923 --> 00:08:50,058 HOO, GLAD I GOT THAT OUT OF MY SYSTEM. 192 00:08:51,561 --> 00:08:53,328 I'M... HOOKED. 193 00:08:53,330 --> 00:08:54,963 AND THAT MEANS... 194 00:08:58,035 --> 00:09:00,502 HELP! I'M HOOKED! HELP! 195 00:09:00,504 --> 00:09:01,636 MR. KRABS, HELP! 196 00:09:01,638 --> 00:09:03,471 IT HAPPENED! I'M HOOKED! 197 00:09:03,473 --> 00:09:05,774 OH, NO, THE HOOK, THE HOOK! 198 00:09:05,776 --> 00:09:08,076 GIFT SHOP! TUNA CAN! 199 00:09:08,078 --> 00:09:10,045 MAYONNAISE! 200 00:09:10,047 --> 00:09:11,680 HERE YOU GO, PEARL. 201 00:09:11,682 --> 00:09:15,116 YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS. 202 00:09:15,118 --> 00:09:16,518 THANKS, DAD. 203 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:20,455 JUST DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE A TIP FOR OLD MR. KRABS. 204 00:09:20,457 --> 00:09:22,223 PSST! MR. KRABS... 205 00:09:22,225 --> 00:09:24,859 SPONGEBOB! YOU'RE TWO MINUTES LATE! 206 00:09:24,861 --> 00:09:25,894 WHAT KEPT YOU, LADDIE? 207 00:09:25,896 --> 00:09:29,230 UM, YOU KNOW THOSE HOOKS WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YESTERDAY? 208 00:09:29,232 --> 00:09:33,034 DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO GO NEAR THOSE HOOKS? 209 00:09:33,036 --> 00:09:34,302 UM... NO. 210 00:09:34,304 --> 00:09:37,172 ER...! I MEAN YES, YES, YOU TOLD ME NOT TO GO NEAR THEM! 211 00:09:37,174 --> 00:09:42,744 WELL, YOU WEREN'T PLAYING ON THOSE HOOKS, WERE YOU, LADDIE? 212 00:09:42,746 --> 00:09:44,345 OF COURSE NOT... 213 00:09:44,347 --> 00:09:46,281 ER, I MEAN, NOT EXACTLY. 214 00:09:46,283 --> 00:09:49,284 ER, I MEAN, YES! YES, I DID IT! 215 00:09:49,286 --> 00:09:51,619 I ADMIT IT! 216 00:09:53,390 --> 00:09:56,825 OH, MR. KRABS, I'M SO ASHAMED! 217 00:09:56,827 --> 00:09:59,060 I MEAN, LOOK AT ME! 218 00:09:59,062 --> 00:10:00,562 I'M HOOKED...! 219 00:10:00,564 --> 00:10:03,498 HMM, IT'S IN THERE PRETTY DEEP. 220 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:04,399 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 221 00:10:04,401 --> 00:10:07,736 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO, BOY. 222 00:10:12,309 --> 00:10:13,441 OH, NO, MR. KRABS. 223 00:10:13,443 --> 00:10:15,076 I CAN'T TAKE OFF MY PANTS. 224 00:10:15,078 --> 00:10:17,879 NOT IN FRONT OF ALL THESE... GIRLS. 225 00:10:19,683 --> 00:10:24,819 OH, OKAY, I'M TAKING THEM OFF, I'M TAKING THEM OFF. 226 00:10:24,821 --> 00:10:26,488 THERE. 227 00:10:26,490 --> 00:10:27,956 UH, LAD. 228 00:10:31,361 --> 00:10:32,193 OH, NO, OH, NO. 229 00:10:32,195 --> 00:10:34,996 NO, NO, NO, MR. KRABS, I CAN'T DO IT! 230 00:10:34,998 --> 00:10:36,297 ANYTHING BUT THAT. 231 00:10:36,299 --> 00:10:37,665 I UNDERSTAND. 232 00:10:37,667 --> 00:10:41,236 FRY COOK, SPONGEBOB. 233 00:10:42,205 --> 00:10:43,905 BUT WE'LL FIND ANOTHER. 234 00:10:43,907 --> 00:10:48,443 HOPEFULLY, ONE THAT WILL LISTEN TO OLD MR. KRABS. 235 00:10:48,445 --> 00:10:52,781 OH, MR. KRABS, I'LL LISTEN, I PROMISE! 236 00:10:52,783 --> 00:10:54,082 WHOA, WHOA...! 237 00:10:54,084 --> 00:10:56,284 PLEASE SAVE ME, MR. KRABS! 238 00:10:57,287 --> 00:11:00,688 I PROMISE I'LL BE GOOD! 239 00:11:00,690 --> 00:11:02,323 HOO! 240 00:11:04,461 --> 00:11:07,562 OH, LOOK... 241 00:11:07,564 --> 00:11:11,766 IT'S SPONGEBOB NUDIEPANTS. 242 00:11:14,638 --> 00:11:18,473 WELL, THAT WAS THAN I NEEDED TO SEE. 243 00:11:18,475 --> 00:11:21,042 MR. SQUIDWARD, FINE ANGLING. 244 00:11:21,044 --> 00:11:23,678 HAS LEARNED HIS LESSON? 245 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:28,283 OH, I THINK HE'LL REMEMBER THIS FOR A LONG TIME. 246 00:11:28,285 --> 00:11:29,184 I KNOW I WILL. 247 00:11:29,186 --> 00:11:30,952 THE PANTS! THE UNDERWEAR! 248 00:11:36,927 --> 00:11:41,296 HELLO? DOES SOMEBODY HAVE A CAN OPENER? 249 00:11:54,511 --> 00:11:57,712 AH... SATURDAY MORNING IN BIKINI BOTTOM. 250 00:12:01,852 --> 00:12:04,552 AND BARNACLEBOY. 251 00:12:04,554 --> 00:12:08,356 AND BARNACLEBOY BRAN CEREAL. 252 00:12:08,358 --> 00:12:14,562 BREAKFAST BITERS. 253 00:12:16,132 --> 00:12:19,300 MermaidMan, fleet and forceful... 254 00:12:19,302 --> 00:12:21,803 BY THE POWER OF NEPTUNE! 255 00:12:21,805 --> 00:12:24,572 AIDED BY HIS YOUNG WARD... 256 00:12:24,908 --> 00:12:28,443 AIDED BY HIS YOUNG WARD... 257 00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:33,181 AND AGILITY... 258 00:12:36,953 --> 00:12:40,355 TO THE CHIROPRACTOR! 259 00:12:40,357 --> 00:12:42,156 AWAY...! 260 00:12:44,694 --> 00:12:47,528 LIKE THE SINISTER SLUG... 261 00:12:47,530 --> 00:12:49,664 THE ATOMIC FLOUNDER... 262 00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:52,767 AND THE DREADED JUMBO SHRIMP! 263 00:12:52,769 --> 00:12:57,005 UNITE! 264 00:12:58,575 --> 00:13:04,012 HEY, KIDS, ARE YOU READY THIS WEEK'S CONTEST? 265 00:13:04,014 --> 00:13:05,013 I'M READY! I'M READY! 266 00:13:05,015 --> 00:13:08,616 SPECIAL SECRET COLLECTOR'S ITEM 267 00:13:08,618 --> 00:13:12,487 MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY! 268 00:13:12,489 --> 00:13:14,122 AND THE WINNER IS... 269 00:13:14,858 --> 00:13:17,492 SPRINGBOOB SQUIREPIN... 270 00:13:17,494 --> 00:13:19,694 AW... I WORKED FOREVER 271 00:13:19,696 --> 00:13:22,597 MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY. 272 00:13:22,599 --> 00:13:28,202 FOR THESE LIFE-SIZE OF MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY! 273 00:13:28,204 --> 00:13:31,839 HEY! SPRINGBOOB SQUIREPIN STOLE MY IDEA! 274 00:13:33,176 --> 00:13:33,942 WHAT'S THAT? 275 00:13:33,944 --> 00:13:38,546 OH... IT APPEARS I'VE MADE A SLIGHT ERROR IN PRONUNCIATION. 276 00:13:38,548 --> 00:13:41,249 OF THE WINNER IS... 277 00:13:41,251 --> 00:13:43,484 SpongeBob SquarePants! 278 00:13:43,486 --> 00:13:45,653 WA-HOO! 279 00:13:45,655 --> 00:13:49,590 OH, I WONDER WHEN MY PRIZE WILL... GET HERE... 280 00:13:49,592 --> 00:13:51,459 MY PRIZE! 281 00:13:58,935 --> 00:14:00,568 CAN IT BE? 282 00:14:00,570 --> 00:14:01,569 IT IS! 283 00:14:01,571 --> 00:14:02,704 THE CONCH SIGNAL! 284 00:14:02,706 --> 00:14:07,542 MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY. 285 00:14:07,544 --> 00:14:09,077 AS SEEN ON TV! 286 00:14:09,079 --> 00:14:11,546 I WONDER IF IT STILL WORKS? 287 00:14:20,523 --> 00:14:22,190 THE CONCH SIGNAL! 288 00:14:22,192 --> 00:14:26,761 BOATMOBILE! 289 00:14:38,141 --> 00:14:40,074 UH, MERMAIDMAN? 290 00:14:40,076 --> 00:14:40,842 YES, BARNACLEBOY? 291 00:14:40,844 --> 00:14:44,278 WE'RE NOT IN THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE, ARE WE? 292 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,113 UH, NOPE. 293 00:14:48,651 --> 00:14:49,450 WAS A STUPID IDEA. 294 00:14:49,452 --> 00:14:51,753 COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE. 295 00:14:51,755 --> 00:14:54,022 IT'S GOT TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE... OHH! 296 00:14:54,024 --> 00:14:56,424 OH, MERMAIDMAN, I THINK I... 297 00:14:56,426 --> 00:14:58,659 FOUND IT! 298 00:14:59,162 --> 00:15:00,828 COME ON, GET A MOVE ON, SON. 299 00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:02,964 WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY. 300 00:15:02,966 --> 00:15:04,065 IGNITION... 301 00:15:04,067 --> 00:15:04,866 ON! 302 00:15:04,868 --> 00:15:06,300 ROCKET ON! 303 00:15:12,409 --> 00:15:13,408 HMM... 304 00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:16,444 DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE. 305 00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,450 TORPEDO MODE! 306 00:15:22,452 --> 00:15:24,485 FIRE! 307 00:15:24,487 --> 00:15:25,987 MERMAIDMAN! 308 00:15:25,989 --> 00:15:28,656 AND BOBICLE BOB... 309 00:15:28,658 --> 00:15:29,991 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, GARY. 310 00:15:29,993 --> 00:15:32,894 IN OUR HOME! 311 00:15:33,830 --> 00:15:35,463 EXCUSE ME, I'M... 312 00:15:35,465 --> 00:15:36,697 OH, MY NEPTUNE! 313 00:15:36,699 --> 00:15:38,766 HE'S BEEN HORRIBLY DISFIGURED! 314 00:15:38,768 --> 00:15:43,171 OH, BLAST US! WE'RE TOO LATE! 315 00:15:43,173 --> 00:15:44,038 OH, PLEASE. 316 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:45,406 HE'S NOT DISFIGURED 317 00:15:45,408 --> 00:15:49,343 HE'S, HE'S, JUST THAT SPONGE KID AGAIN. 318 00:15:49,345 --> 00:15:50,611 OH, YEAH. 319 00:15:50,613 --> 00:15:51,779 GOOD TO SEE YOU, LAD! 320 00:15:51,781 --> 00:15:54,549 SAY, BARNACLEBOY, WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT 321 00:15:54,551 --> 00:15:56,984 CAME FROM. 322 00:15:56,986 --> 00:15:59,187 OH, I BLEW THE CONCH SIGNAL, SIR. 323 00:15:59,189 --> 00:16:02,623 ALL RIGHT, WHERE'S THE DANGER, SON? 324 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:03,791 BRING IT ON. 325 00:16:03,793 --> 00:16:04,826 BRING IT ON! 326 00:16:04,828 --> 00:16:06,260 THERE'S NO DANGER. 327 00:16:06,262 --> 00:16:07,195 NO DANGER? 328 00:16:07,197 --> 00:16:08,763 LOOK, THERE HAS TO BE DANGER. 329 00:16:08,765 --> 00:16:11,933 THE CONCH SIGNAL, AND WHEN YOU BLOW... 330 00:16:11,935 --> 00:16:14,569 THAT THING ANYWAY? 331 00:16:14,571 --> 00:16:15,937 I WON IT IN A CONTEST. 332 00:16:15,939 --> 00:16:16,637 CONTEST? 333 00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:19,073 THEY DON'T TELL US ANYTHING ANYMORE! 334 00:16:19,075 --> 00:16:21,409 LOOK, SPONGY, THAT AIN'T NO TOY. 335 00:16:21,411 --> 00:16:23,845 THAT'S RIGHT— 336 00:16:23,847 --> 00:16:25,913 RESPONSIBILITY. 337 00:16:25,915 --> 00:16:29,350 WE'RE DUTY-BOUND IT SOUNDS. 338 00:16:29,352 --> 00:16:31,519 WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE 339 00:16:31,521 --> 00:16:34,188 OR THERE WILL BE TROUBLE, YOU GOT THAT? 340 00:16:34,190 --> 00:16:35,556 YES, SIRS! 341 00:16:35,558 --> 00:16:37,191 GOOD BOY! 342 00:16:38,261 --> 00:16:39,560 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 343 00:16:39,562 --> 00:16:41,762 THEY'RE SERVING MEAT LOAF TODAY. 344 00:16:41,764 --> 00:16:42,897 OH, GOODY! 345 00:16:42,899 --> 00:16:44,132 DON'T WORRY, MERMAIDMAN. 346 00:16:44,134 --> 00:16:47,768 YOU WON'T BE HEARING FROM ME FOR JUST ANYTHING. 347 00:16:47,770 --> 00:16:49,904 ONLY FOR THE BIG EMERGENCIES! 348 00:16:49,906 --> 00:16:51,939 WILL YOU HURRY UP IN THERE? 349 00:16:51,941 --> 00:16:53,808 AND SAVE ME SOME HOT WA... 350 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,313 THE CONCH SIGNAL! 351 00:16:59,315 --> 00:17:00,681 COME, YOUNG WARD! 352 00:17:11,528 --> 00:17:14,962 OH... YOUTH! 353 00:17:14,964 --> 00:17:17,465 CUT DOWN IN ITS PRIME! 354 00:17:19,469 --> 00:17:21,169 OH, SPEAK TO ME, SON. 355 00:17:21,171 --> 00:17:24,939 HELP... CAN'T... OPEN MAYONNAISE. 356 00:17:24,941 --> 00:17:30,444 WHAT? I COME DOWN HERE A JAR OF MAYONNAISE? 357 00:17:30,446 --> 00:17:31,078 BUT... 358 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,614 BUT NOTHING! WE CAN'T GO AROUND SOCIALIZING. 359 00:17:33,616 --> 00:17:36,984 FOR, UH... EMERGENCIES! 360 00:17:36,986 --> 00:17:38,352 BARNACLEBOY, THINK ABOUT IT. 361 00:17:38,354 --> 00:17:42,657 EMERGENCIES DON'T COME AROUND AS OFTEN AS THEY USED TO. 362 00:17:42,659 --> 00:17:43,457 ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 363 00:17:46,029 --> 00:17:50,131 WHEN WE SHOW UP! 364 00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,832 YAY! YAY! 365 00:17:55,071 --> 00:17:56,537 DANGER! 366 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,917 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT! GIVE ME THAT! 367 00:18:09,919 --> 00:18:11,219 YOU'RE RUNNING US RAGGED. 368 00:18:11,221 --> 00:18:15,723 MUST... MUST ANSWER THE CLARION CALL! 369 00:18:16,893 --> 00:18:18,159 WE'RE EXHAUSTED! 370 00:18:18,161 --> 00:18:20,928 I'M SORRY, BARNACLEBOY. 371 00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:22,196 I DIDN'T MEAN IT, I... 372 00:18:22,198 --> 00:18:25,032 WITH YOU. 373 00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:27,535 YOU'RE MY HEROES! 374 00:18:27,537 --> 00:18:30,204 IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT, MR. CONTEST WINNER. 375 00:18:30,206 --> 00:18:34,842 I'M GOING TO DESTROY THIS THING WITH MY... SULFUR VISION! 376 00:18:42,819 --> 00:18:43,818 WELL, I'LL DESTROY IT 377 00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:46,487 THE, UH, MERMALAIR. 378 00:18:46,489 --> 00:18:47,955 AND AS FOR YOU... 379 00:18:47,957 --> 00:18:51,425 BARNACLEBOY... DON'T SQUASH HIS ENTHUSIASM. 380 00:18:51,427 --> 00:18:55,563 AFTER ALL, HE COULD BE THE HERO OF TOMORROW. 381 00:18:55,565 --> 00:18:56,764 OR THE VILLAIN. 382 00:18:56,766 --> 00:18:57,498 BESIDES... 383 00:19:00,036 --> 00:19:02,737 WHO WANTED TO BE A SUPER-HERO. 384 00:19:02,739 --> 00:19:06,741 YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER BREAKFAST, YOU OLD COOT. 385 00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:10,578 IS TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY. 386 00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:16,350 AFTERNOON... ON PATROL? 387 00:19:16,352 --> 00:19:17,151 WHAT? 388 00:19:17,153 --> 00:19:20,288 BOATMOBILE! 389 00:19:29,432 --> 00:19:30,498 HEY, CAN I DRIVE? 390 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:31,365 DRIVE? 391 00:19:31,367 --> 00:19:33,234 THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE? 392 00:19:33,236 --> 00:19:36,003 TONS! LIKE THE WINDSHIELD WIPERS ARE RIGHT HERE. 393 00:19:36,005 --> 00:19:38,039 DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON! IT'S THE... 394 00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:42,610 ORIGAMI BUTTON. 395 00:19:42,612 --> 00:19:47,715 WHEN YOU'RE PATROLLING THE CITY, YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE VIGILANT. 396 00:19:47,717 --> 00:19:51,052 ON YOUR TOES, CONSTANTLY ALERT. 397 00:19:51,054 --> 00:19:54,288 THE UNEXPECTED. 398 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:58,793 I'VE GOT THE DONUTS! 399 00:20:03,466 --> 00:20:04,732 OH, THAT FELLOW 400 00:20:04,734 --> 00:20:06,334 THE ATOMIC FLOUNDER. 401 00:20:06,336 --> 00:20:08,169 I KNOW HE DOESN'T 402 00:20:08,171 --> 00:20:09,870 GO BACK TO CRIME... 403 00:20:09,872 --> 00:20:12,373 JUST LIKE THAT. 404 00:20:13,309 --> 00:20:15,009 HELP! HELP! 405 00:20:15,011 --> 00:20:16,510 HELP, SOMEBODY THERE! 406 00:20:16,512 --> 00:20:20,081 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, ATOMIC FLOUNDER! 407 00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:21,549 STOP, KID, STOP! 408 00:20:21,551 --> 00:20:22,249 LET HIM GO! 409 00:20:22,251 --> 00:20:25,386 YOU SAID HE COULD SNAP... JUST LIKE THAT. 410 00:20:25,388 --> 00:20:26,620 WHAT? GET OFF OF ME! 411 00:20:26,622 --> 00:20:30,057 IF I WEREN'T RETIRED, I, I'D... 412 00:20:35,298 --> 00:20:37,064 DO THAT. 413 00:20:37,066 --> 00:20:39,200 OUT OF MY WAY, PUNK! 414 00:20:39,202 --> 00:20:40,935 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 415 00:20:42,271 --> 00:20:46,874 TO TREAT THIRD-DEGREE BURNS, ALL IN ONE DAY. 416 00:20:46,876 --> 00:20:49,076 WHAT ARE WE DOING TOMORROW? 417 00:20:49,345 --> 00:20:51,545 UH... SAY, KID, WHY DON'T YOU 418 00:20:51,547 --> 00:20:55,850 IS ON THE JUKEBOX? 419 00:20:55,852 --> 00:20:57,118 OKAY. 420 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,654 YOU KNOW, FOR 421 00:21:00,656 --> 00:21:02,890 HE'S A PRETTY NICE KID. 422 00:21:02,892 --> 00:21:04,058 LET'S DITCH HIM. 423 00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:05,126 RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 424 00:21:05,128 --> 00:21:06,827 IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE HERE. 425 00:21:06,829 --> 00:21:09,663 OH, IT'S THERE, ALL RIGHT. 426 00:21:09,665 --> 00:21:10,698 KEEP LOOKING. 427 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:13,234 DILIGENCE, DILIGENCE. 428 00:21:13,236 --> 00:21:15,669 AYE-AYE, SIR! 429 00:21:17,573 --> 00:21:18,572 DAGNABBIT! 430 00:21:18,574 --> 00:21:19,373 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 431 00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:23,010 THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE? 432 00:21:23,579 --> 00:21:25,880 AW, THAT'S THE 15th TIME I'VE LOOKED. 433 00:21:25,882 --> 00:21:30,351 BUT I CAN'T LET MY HEROES DOWN! 434 00:21:30,353 --> 00:21:33,154 BOATMOBILE? WHERE ARE YOU? 435 00:21:33,156 --> 00:21:35,022 BARNACLEBOY, I FOUND IT! 436 00:21:38,227 --> 00:21:42,730 ON THAT TAILPIPE, HUH, BARNACLEBOY? 437 00:21:44,033 --> 00:21:46,434 IT'S THE DIRTY BUBBLE! 438 00:21:46,436 --> 00:21:49,537 ROUNDNESS! 439 00:21:49,539 --> 00:21:51,071 OH, NO! 440 00:21:51,073 --> 00:21:51,872 I FOUND IT! 441 00:21:51,874 --> 00:21:53,674 AND IT'S THE SPECIAL DANCE MIX. 442 00:21:53,676 --> 00:21:56,544 MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy: HELP! HELP! 443 00:21:58,514 --> 00:21:59,380 HELP! HELP! 444 00:21:59,382 --> 00:22:00,815 HOLY CRABBY PATTIES! 445 00:22:00,817 --> 00:22:03,751 MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY'S ARCHNEMESIS! 446 00:22:03,753 --> 00:22:05,486 THE DIRTY BUBBLE! 447 00:22:05,488 --> 00:22:06,987 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 448 00:22:07,824 --> 00:22:10,224 YOU CANNOT SAVE THEM, SPONGE OF MYSTERY! 449 00:22:10,226 --> 00:22:14,195 SURFACE TENSION! 450 00:22:14,197 --> 00:22:17,865 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU'RE MY MOST FAVORITE SUPERVILLAIN! 451 00:22:17,867 --> 00:22:19,900 CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? 452 00:22:20,303 --> 00:22:21,936 OH, NO, YOU FOOL! 453 00:22:21,938 --> 00:22:23,838 STAY BACK! THE POINT! 454 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,239 OOH, OOH, OOH! 455 00:22:25,241 --> 00:22:27,842 WATCH THE POINT! AAH! 456 00:22:29,512 --> 00:22:30,678 YOU SAVED US, SON! 457 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,113 YEAH, YOU'RE, YOU'RE A HERO! 458 00:22:33,115 --> 00:22:33,747 I AM? 459 00:22:33,749 --> 00:22:36,150 ARE YOU UP 460 00:22:36,152 --> 00:22:39,019 BOATMOBILE? 461 00:22:52,401 --> 00:22:54,134 WATCH OUT. 462 00:22:56,105 --> 00:23:00,908 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 463 00:23:00,910 --> 00:23:02,243 and NICKELODEON] 464 00:23:02,245 --> 00:23:06,714 Captioned by The Caption Center Educational Foundation]