Narrator
ON OUR UNDERSEA FRIENDS.
SPONGEBOB, HAVE YOU FINISHED SWABBING THE DECK?
ALMOST. THERE'S A NASTY BARNACLE UNDER TABLE NINE.
THEY'RE BACK! THEY'RE BACK, I TELL YOU!
I SAW THEM WITH ME OWN EYES!
THE HOOKS! THE HOOKS!
HOW ABOUT A MINT?
THE HOOKS! THE HOOKS!
CAN YOU MAKE THAT TO GO?
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE.
THE HOOKS!
SO THERE I WAS, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS...
I'D LOVE TO HEAR
RIVETING SEA TALES, BUT, UM...
INSPECTIONS.
UH-HUH... MM-HMM... OH, YEAH, THERE'S ONE.
FINE! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
WARN HIM ABOUT WHAT, MR. KRABS?
THE HOOKS, ME BUCKO.
THEY'RE BACK.
BEWARE THE HOOKS.
THE HOOKS?
AYE, THE HOOKS.
BEGUILING COLORS.
AND HAUL YOU WAY UP HIGH!
THEN HIGHER, AND HIGHER, AND HIGHER!
UNTIL YOU'RE HAULED
FOR BREATH.
AND THEN THEY EAT YOU!
OR WORSE...
WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN THAT?
GIFT SHOPS.
DON'T LET IT GET ME, MR. KRABS.
THERE, THERE, BOY, THEY WON'T GET YOU.
TO OLD MR. KRABS.
TO THE KITCHEN!
AYE-AYE, MR. KRABS!
GOOD MORNING, KRUSTY CREW!
HEY, PATRICK.
GUESS WHAT?
THE CARNIVAL'S IN TOWN.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
I CAN'T LEAVE NOW, I'M WORKING.
IT'S NOT LEAVING.
YOU'RE JUST TAKING A BREAK.
THERE IT IS, SPONGEBOB.
BACK IN TOWN!
I'M GOING TO BE FIRST IN LINE FOR EVERYTHING!
EVERYBODY?
I DON'T KNOW.
HERE EARLIER.
DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANY CARNIVAL I EVER...
OH!
EXCUSE ME.
STOP, PATRICK! DON'T TOUCH IT.
THIS ISN'T THE CARNIVAL.
THOSE ARE HOOKS!
MR. KRABS SAYS THEY'RE REALLY DANGEROUS!
HMM...
I SENSE NO DANGER HERE.
HOW COULD THEY BE DANGEROUS?
THEY'RE COVERED WITH FREE CHEESE!
ALL I KNOW IS, MR. KRABS SAID... PATRICK!
DON'T DO THAT!
MMM...
CHEESY.
NO DANGER HERE.
GO ON, TRY IT.
BUT MR. KRABS SAID...
SPONGEBOB, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
DOES THIS LOOK DANGEROUS?
PATRICK! DON'T!
LIGHTEN UP, WILL YOU?
ALL THIS CHEESE BY MYSEL...
WHOA, HO, HO...!
PATRICK!
HELP! OH, PATRICK! HELP!
OH, PATRICK, COME BACK!
OH, MY BEST FRIEND!
PATRICK... YOU'RE ALIVE!
AM I EVER!
YOU SHOULD TRY IT.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SURFACE...
AND YOUR BRITCHES...
AND THE GIFT SHOPS?
TOO HIGH.
MR. KRABS SAID I SHOULDN'T GET NEAR THOSE THINGS.
DID HE SAY YOU SHOULDN'T CLIMB
LIKE A HORSY?
WELL, NO.
WHEE...
I GUESS HE DIDN'T!
HI-HO, SILVERFISH! AWAY!
READY?
READY.
GERONIMO!
AT THE KRUSTY KRAB!
P.U.!
YOU CALL THIS FOOD?
LIKE A FRIED BOOT.
A FRIED BOOT!
HURRY IT UP, WILL YOU!
WE'RE HUNGRY OVER HERE, LOOK AT US!
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FLIP IT!
EAT THIS STUFF ANYWAY?
MR. SQUIDWARD!
WHAT THE HALIBUT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
IT'S A FEEDING FRENZY, SIR
AND SPONGEBOB'S NOT BACK FROM HIS BREAK.
WHAT?
TAKING A BREAK.
NO ONE'S TAKEN A BREAK
OF '59.
NOW, WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
HE TOOK... A BREAK.
ALL RIGHT, SPONGEBOB LAZYPANTS, I'LL FIND YOU.
FOR UP TO 10,000 LEAGUES. AHA!
I'LL GIVE YOU A BREAK YOU'LL NOT SOON FORGET.
BUT MR. KRABS, I STILL NEED HELP...!
THEY SHOULD BE RIGHT HERE.
AGAIN?
AGAIN!
THE HOOKS! NO, NO, NO!
ONE, TWO, THREE...
WAIT, WAIT!
OOF!
BOYS!
I WASN'T QUICK ENOUGH.
THEY'RE GONE!
IN ME ARMS AGAIN, I, I'D...
I'D THROTTLE THEM!
ABOUT THOSE HOOKS, BOY?
I, UH, I...
I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE HOOKS.
AND UP AND UP...
DOWN.
WHEN YOU DON'T FLOAT BACK DOWN?
GIFT SHOP?
WORSE! YOU END UP VACUUM-PACKED...
IN A CAN OF TUNA!
BUT THE SMELL OF MAYONNAISE!
AAH!
WE'RE SORRY, MR. KRABS.
YOU'LL NEVER GO ON THOSE HOOKS AGAIN.
WE PROMISE, MR. KRABS.
I NEED A SAILOR'S PROMISE!
REPEAT AFTER ME.
YO-HO, YO-HO, NEAR THE HOOKS I'LL NEVER GO.
YO-HO, YO-HO
WE'LL NEVER GO.
AAH! MOTHER OF PEARL!
FIRE ON THE POOP DECK!
AAH! MOTHER OF PEARL!
FIRE ON THE POOP DECK!
WELL... WHEW!
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
LET'S GET OUT OF THIS DEATHTRAP.
OKAY, GARY, TODAY IS A NEW DAY.
I'M READY TO PROVE MYSELF LOYAL TO MR. KRABS.
I'M READY!
HEY, SPONGEBOB!
YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!
I ALWAYS GO TO WORK THIS WAY.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WORK TODAY.
WE'RE GOING TO GO PLAY...
HOOKY!
BUT PATRICK, WE PROMISED.
I HAD MY FINGERS CROSSED.
YOU DON'T HAVE FINGERS.
WELL, THAT MR. KRABS IS JUST A BIG DUMMY.
HAPPENED TO US.
BUT MR. KRABS SAID...
LOOK, SPONGEBOB.
LISTEN TO ME?
UM...
SEE YOU LATER, SPONGEBOB.
I'M GOING TO GO HAVE SOME FUN.
WHOO-HOO!
COME ON, SPONGEBOB!
WHOO-HOO!
YOU WANT TO...
OH... I KNOW I WANT TO
BUT I PROMISED MR. KRABS I WOULDN'T GO NEAR ANOTHER... AAH, HOOK!
OH, NO. MR. KRABS TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU.
YOU ARE A LIAR, A DECEIVER!
I'LL NEVER FALL FOR YOUR TRICKS AGAIN!
NEVER!
IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?
WHOO...
HOO, GLAD I GOT THAT OUT OF MY SYSTEM.
I'M... HOOKED.
AND THAT MEANS...
HELP! I'M HOOKED! HELP!
MR. KRABS, HELP!
IT HAPPENED! I'M HOOKED!
OH, NO, THE HOOK, THE HOOK!
GIFT SHOP! TUNA CAN!
MAYONNAISE!
HERE YOU GO, PEARL.
YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS.
THANKS, DAD.
JUST DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE A TIP FOR OLD MR. KRABS.
PSST! MR. KRABS...
SPONGEBOB! YOU'RE TWO MINUTES LATE!
WHAT KEPT YOU, LADDIE?
UM, YOU KNOW THOSE HOOKS WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YESTERDAY?
DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO GO NEAR THOSE HOOKS?
UM... NO.
ER...! I MEAN YES, YES, YOU TOLD ME NOT TO GO NEAR THEM!
WELL, YOU WEREN'T PLAYING ON THOSE HOOKS, WERE YOU, LADDIE?
OF COURSE NOT...
ER, I MEAN, NOT EXACTLY.
ER, I MEAN, YES! YES, I DID IT!
I ADMIT IT!
OH, MR. KRABS, I'M SO ASHAMED!
I MEAN, LOOK AT ME!
I'M HOOKED...!
HMM, IT'S IN THERE PRETTY DEEP.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO, BOY.
OH, NO, MR. KRABS.
I CAN'T TAKE OFF MY PANTS.
NOT IN FRONT OF ALL THESE... GIRLS.
OH, OKAY, I'M TAKING THEM OFF, I'M TAKING THEM OFF.
THERE.
UH, LAD.
OH, NO, OH, NO.
NO, NO, NO, MR. KRABS, I CAN'T DO IT!
ANYTHING BUT THAT.
I UNDERSTAND.
FRY COOK, SPONGEBOB.
BUT WE'LL FIND ANOTHER.
HOPEFULLY, ONE THAT WILL LISTEN TO OLD MR. KRABS.
OH, MR. KRABS, I'LL LISTEN, I PROMISE!
WHOA, WHOA...!
PLEASE SAVE ME, MR. KRABS!
I PROMISE I'LL BE GOOD!
HOO!
OH, LOOK...
IT'S SPONGEBOB NUDIEPANTS.
WELL, THAT WAS THAN I NEEDED TO SEE.
MR. SQUIDWARD, FINE ANGLING.
HAS LEARNED HIS LESSON?
OH, I THINK HE'LL REMEMBER THIS FOR A LONG TIME.
I KNOW I WILL.
THE PANTS! THE UNDERWEAR!
HELLO? DOES SOMEBODY HAVE A CAN OPENER?
AH... SATURDAY MORNING IN BIKINI BOTTOM.
AND BARNACLEBOY.
AND BARNACLEBOY BRAN CEREAL.
BREAKFAST BITERS.
MermaidMan, fleet and forceful...
BY THE POWER OF NEPTUNE!
AIDED BY HIS YOUNG WARD...
AND AGILITY...
TO THE CHIROPRACTOR!
AWAY...!
LIKE THE SINISTER SLUG...
THE ATOMIC FLOUNDER...
AND THE DREADED JUMBO SHRIMP!
UNITE!
HEY, KIDS, ARE YOU READY THIS WEEK'S CONTEST?
I'M READY! I'M READY!
SPECIAL SECRET COLLECTOR'S ITEM
MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY!
AND THE WINNER IS...
SPRINGBOOB SQUIREPIN...
AW... I WORKED FOREVER
MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY.
FOR THESE LIFE-SIZE OF MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY!
HEY! SPRINGBOOB SQUIREPIN STOLE MY IDEA!
WHAT'S THAT?
OH... IT APPEARS I'VE MADE A SLIGHT ERROR IN PRONUNCIATION.
OF THE WINNER IS...
SpongeBob SquarePants!
WA-HOO!
OH, I WONDER WHEN MY PRIZE WILL... GET HERE...
MY PRIZE!
CAN IT BE?
IT IS!
THE CONCH SIGNAL!
MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY.
AS SEEN ON TV!
I WONDER IF IT STILL WORKS?
THE CONCH SIGNAL!
BOATMOBILE!
UH, MERMAIDMAN?
YES, BARNACLEBOY?
WE'RE NOT IN THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE, ARE WE?
UH, NOPE.
WAS A STUPID IDEA.
COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE.
IT'S GOT TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE... OHH!
OH, MERMAIDMAN, I THINK I...
FOUND IT!
COME ON, GET A MOVE ON, SON.
WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.
IGNITION...
ON!
ROCKET ON!
HMM...
DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE.
TORPEDO MODE!
FIRE!
MERMAIDMAN!
AND BOBICLE BOB...
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, GARY.
IN OUR HOME!
EXCUSE ME, I'M...
OH, MY NEPTUNE!
HE'S BEEN HORRIBLY DISFIGURED!
OH, BLAST US! WE'RE TOO LATE!
OH, PLEASE.
HE'S NOT DISFIGURED
HE'S, HE'S, JUST THAT SPONGE KID AGAIN.
OH, YEAH.
GOOD TO SEE YOU, LAD!
SAY, BARNACLEBOY, WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT
CAME FROM.
OH, I BLEW THE CONCH SIGNAL, SIR.
ALL RIGHT, WHERE'S THE DANGER, SON?
BRING IT ON.
BRING IT ON!
THERE'S NO DANGER.
NO DANGER?
LOOK, THERE HAS TO BE DANGER.
THE CONCH SIGNAL, AND WHEN YOU BLOW...
THAT THING ANYWAY?
I WON IT IN A CONTEST.
CONTEST?
THEY DON'T TELL US ANYTHING ANYMORE!
LOOK, SPONGY, THAT AIN'T NO TOY.
THAT'S RIGHT—
RESPONSIBILITY.
WE'RE DUTY-BOUND IT SOUNDS.
WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
OR THERE WILL BE TROUBLE, YOU GOT THAT?
YES, SIRS!
GOOD BOY!
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
THEY'RE SERVING MEAT LOAF TODAY.
OH, GOODY!
DON'T WORRY, MERMAIDMAN.
YOU WON'T BE HEARING FROM ME FOR JUST ANYTHING.
ONLY FOR THE BIG EMERGENCIES!
WILL YOU HURRY UP IN THERE?
AND SAVE ME SOME HOT WA...
THE CONCH SIGNAL!
COME, YOUNG WARD!
OH... YOUTH!
CUT DOWN IN ITS PRIME!
OH, SPEAK TO ME, SON.
HELP... CAN'T... OPEN MAYONNAISE.
WHAT? I COME DOWN HERE A JAR OF MAYONNAISE?
BUT...
BUT NOTHING! WE CAN'T GO AROUND SOCIALIZING.
FOR, UH... EMERGENCIES!
BARNACLEBOY, THINK ABOUT IT.
EMERGENCIES DON'T COME AROUND AS OFTEN AS THEY USED TO.
ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
WHEN WE SHOW UP!
YAY! YAY!
DANGER!
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT! GIVE ME THAT!
YOU'RE RUNNING US RAGGED.
MUST... MUST ANSWER THE CLARION CALL!
WE'RE EXHAUSTED!
I'M SORRY, BARNACLEBOY.
I DIDN'T MEAN IT, I...
WITH YOU.
YOU'RE MY HEROES!
IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT, MR. CONTEST WINNER.
I'M GOING TO DESTROY THIS THING WITH MY... SULFUR VISION!
WELL, I'LL DESTROY IT
THE, UH, MERMALAIR.
AND AS FOR YOU...
BARNACLEBOY... DON'T SQUASH HIS ENTHUSIASM.
AFTER ALL, HE COULD BE THE HERO OF TOMORROW.
OR THE VILLAIN.
BESIDES...
WHO WANTED TO BE A SUPER-HERO.
YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER BREAKFAST, YOU OLD COOT.
IS TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.
AFTERNOON... ON PATROL?
WHAT?
BOATMOBILE!
HEY, CAN I DRIVE?
DRIVE?
THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE?
TONS! LIKE THE WINDSHIELD WIPERS ARE RIGHT HERE.
DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON! IT'S THE...
ORIGAMI BUTTON.
WHEN YOU'RE PATROLLING THE CITY, YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE VIGILANT.
ON YOUR TOES, CONSTANTLY ALERT.
THE UNEXPECTED.
I'VE GOT THE DONUTS!
OH, THAT FELLOW
THE ATOMIC FLOUNDER.
I KNOW HE DOESN'T
GO BACK TO CRIME...
JUST LIKE THAT.
HELP! HELP!
HELP, SOMEBODY THERE!
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, ATOMIC FLOUNDER!
STOP, KID, STOP!
LET HIM GO!
YOU SAID HE COULD SNAP... JUST LIKE THAT.
WHAT? GET OFF OF ME!
IF I WEREN'T RETIRED, I, I'D...
DO THAT.
OUT OF MY WAY, PUNK!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
TO TREAT THIRD-DEGREE BURNS, ALL IN ONE DAY.
WHAT ARE WE DOING TOMORROW?
UH... SAY, KID, WHY DON'T YOU
IS ON THE JUKEBOX?
OKAY.
YOU KNOW, FOR
HE'S A PRETTY NICE KID.
LET'S DITCH HIM.
RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE HERE.
OH, IT'S THERE, ALL RIGHT.
KEEP LOOKING.
DILIGENCE, DILIGENCE.
AYE-AYE, SIR!
DAGNABBIT!
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE?
AW, THAT'S THE 15th TIME I'VE LOOKED.
BUT I CAN'T LET MY HEROES DOWN!
BOATMOBILE? WHERE ARE YOU?
BARNACLEBOY, I FOUND IT!
ON THAT TAILPIPE, HUH, BARNACLEBOY?
IT'S THE DIRTY BUBBLE!
ROUNDNESS!
OH, NO!
I FOUND IT!
AND IT'S THE SPECIAL DANCE MIX.
MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy: HELP! HELP!
HOLY CRABBY PATTIES!
MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY'S ARCHNEMESIS!
THE DIRTY BUBBLE!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
YOU CANNOT SAVE THEM, SPONGE OF MYSTERY!
SURFACE TENSION!
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU'RE MY MOST FAVORITE SUPERVILLAIN!
CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
OH, NO, YOU FOOL!
STAY BACK! THE POINT!
OOH, OOH, OOH!
WATCH THE POINT! AAH!
YOU SAVED US, SON!
YEAH, YOU'RE, YOU'RE A HERO!
I AM?
ARE YOU UP
BOATMOBILE?
WATCH OUT.
[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
and NICKELODEON]
Captioned by The Caption Center Educational Foundation]