1 00:00:06,328 --> 00:00:09,490 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 2 00:00:09,490 --> 00:00:09,765 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 3 00:00:09,832 --> 00:00:19,832 and NICKELODEON] 4 00:00:34,857 --> 00:00:36,825 WOW, IT'S SUNDAY, GARY! 5 00:00:36,892 --> 00:00:39,261 GUESS WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST? 6 00:00:40,262 --> 00:00:42,197 THAT'S RIGHT! 7 00:00:42,264 --> 00:00:45,401 A SUNDAE! 8 00:00:46,402 --> 00:00:47,469 WHOOPS... LOOKS LIKE 9 00:00:47,536 --> 00:00:48,771 WE'RE OUT OF ICE CREAM. 10 00:00:48,837 --> 00:00:51,040 GUESS I'LL HAVE TO USE SOMETHING ELSE... 11 00:00:51,106 --> 00:00:52,841 KETCHUP! 12 00:00:59,515 --> 00:01:02,584 HMM... BANANAS... CHERRIES... 13 00:01:02,651 --> 00:01:04,253 BORING! 14 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:05,587 AH, HERE WE GO! 15 00:01:05,654 --> 00:01:06,755 ONIONS! 16 00:01:06,822 --> 00:01:07,923 READY, GARY? 17 00:01:18,567 --> 00:01:20,569 JUST ONE MORE THING! 18 00:01:20,636 --> 00:01:22,304 PEA... 19 00:01:22,371 --> 00:01:23,839 NUTS. 20 00:01:23,906 --> 00:01:26,976 GARY, OUR PEANUTS JAR IS TOTALLY EMPTY! 21 00:01:28,043 --> 00:01:29,478 HMM... 22 00:01:29,545 --> 00:01:32,514 WAIT, I KNOW ONE OTHER PLACE WE CAN FIND PEANUTS. 23 00:01:34,450 --> 00:01:38,754 GOOD THING I STILL HAVE THESE PEANUT PLANTS GROWING IN THE WINDOWSILL. 24 00:01:38,821 --> 00:01:41,290 A LITTLE TEXTURE NEVER HURT. 25 00:01:41,357 --> 00:01:42,691 THERE WE GO! 26 00:01:42,758 --> 00:01:45,160 THIS SUNDAE'S GOING TO TASTE GREAT! 27 00:01:45,227 --> 00:01:47,396 AREN'T YOU GOING TO HELP ME, GARY? 28 00:01:47,463 --> 00:01:48,397 GARY? 29 00:01:48,464 --> 00:01:49,598 OH, WELL. 30 00:01:49,665 --> 00:01:51,333 MORE FOR ME! 31 00:01:56,472 --> 00:01:59,541 MMM... AH! 32 00:01:59,608 --> 00:02:01,110 MMM. 33 00:02:01,176 --> 00:02:05,080 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, GARY. 34 00:02:05,147 --> 00:02:09,451 I'M EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNING... 35 00:02:12,921 --> 00:02:15,224 OKAY, LET'S SEE MY TO-DO LIST. 36 00:02:15,290 --> 00:02:17,860 "GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK, GO TO WORK..." 37 00:02:17,926 --> 00:02:19,194 NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT. 38 00:02:19,261 --> 00:02:20,963 I NEED THE ONE FOR SUNDAY. 39 00:02:21,030 --> 00:02:22,297 AH, HERE WE GO. 40 00:02:22,364 --> 00:02:24,867 "SAY HI TO EVERYONE IN BIKINI BOTTOM." 41 00:02:28,871 --> 00:02:29,872 HELLO. 42 00:02:33,876 --> 00:02:36,879 SOME PEOPLE ARE EVEN LATE ON SUNDAY. 43 00:02:38,113 --> 00:02:40,349 HI, MAILFISH. 44 00:02:47,956 --> 00:02:50,592 HI, MRS. CROSSING GUARD. 45 00:02:52,227 --> 00:02:53,762 MOTHER OF MERCY! 46 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:00,335 WOW, A PARADE! 47 00:03:00,402 --> 00:03:01,703 HI, PARADE. 48 00:03:01,770 --> 00:03:03,806 HI, TUBA PLAYER, HI, DRUMMER. 49 00:03:03,872 --> 00:03:06,208 HI, GUY WITH THE CYMBALS, HI, TRUMPETER. 50 00:03:06,275 --> 00:03:07,476 HI, TAMBOURINE GIRL. 51 00:03:07,543 --> 00:03:09,978 HI, TIMBALE MAN, HI, DIDJERIDU PLAYER. 52 00:03:11,213 --> 00:03:12,147 HI, TRIANGLE PLAYER 53 00:03:12,214 --> 00:03:13,715 HI, GUY WITH THE KETTLE DRUM. 54 00:03:13,782 --> 00:03:15,751 HI, PIANIST, HI, GUY WITH THE FLUTE. 55 00:03:15,818 --> 00:03:18,720 AND HELLO, DOLLY! 56 00:03:26,762 --> 00:03:28,464 WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID? 57 00:03:28,530 --> 00:03:30,566 SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING ON TODAY. 58 00:03:30,632 --> 00:03:32,668 EVERYONE'S RUNNING AWAY FROM ME. 59 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:36,905 AND NOW... GIANT PILES OF BUBBLE GUM? 60 00:03:36,972 --> 00:03:38,740 OH, WHAT NEXT? 61 00:03:38,807 --> 00:03:40,342 HI, SPONGEBOB. 62 00:03:41,343 --> 00:03:43,112 OH, HI, PATRICK. 63 00:03:43,178 --> 00:03:44,613 I'M CONFUSED. 64 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:45,948 YES, I AM. 65 00:03:46,014 --> 00:03:48,884 PATRICK, EVERYONE IS RUNNING AWAY FROM ME. 66 00:03:48,951 --> 00:03:49,952 WATCH. 67 00:03:50,953 --> 00:03:52,421 HI, BUILDING. 68 00:03:55,791 --> 00:03:57,759 I JUST DON'T GET IT. 69 00:03:59,294 --> 00:04:00,829 I DON'T, EITHER. 70 00:04:00,896 --> 00:04:03,899 MAYBE IT'S THE WAY YOU'RE DRESSED. 71 00:04:06,735 --> 00:04:08,370 NAH. 72 00:04:08,437 --> 00:04:10,772 MAYBE IT'S YOUR VOICE. 73 00:04:16,278 --> 00:04:17,846 GOOD ONE, PATRICK. 74 00:04:17,913 --> 00:04:21,283 WELL, MAYBE IT'S JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY. 75 00:04:21,350 --> 00:04:22,351 UGLY? 76 00:04:25,687 --> 00:04:27,856 YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 77 00:04:27,923 --> 00:04:30,492 BETTER TRY THE REFLECTION TEST. 78 00:04:31,627 --> 00:04:32,728 HI. 79 00:04:36,165 --> 00:04:37,599 UGLY... 80 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:41,770 OH, NO...! 81 00:04:41,837 --> 00:04:43,105 I CAN'T BE UGLY! 82 00:04:43,172 --> 00:04:44,273 I CAN'T BE! 83 00:04:44,339 --> 00:04:45,607 I CAN'T BE UGLY! 84 00:04:45,674 --> 00:04:47,309 AM I UGLY? 85 00:04:52,748 --> 00:04:53,782 AM I UGLY? 86 00:04:53,849 --> 00:04:57,486 MY EYES, MY EYES! 87 00:05:05,561 --> 00:05:06,595 OOH! 88 00:05:06,662 --> 00:05:10,532 I'M UGLY! 89 00:05:18,106 --> 00:05:21,009 SPONGEBOB, CAN I BORROW SOME BATH BEADS? 90 00:05:34,990 --> 00:05:36,225 SPONGEBOB? 91 00:05:38,227 --> 00:05:39,161 GO... 92 00:05:39,228 --> 00:05:41,296 RUN AWAY LIKE ALL THE OTHERS. 93 00:05:41,363 --> 00:05:45,133 NO ONE WOULD WANT A FRIEND AS UGLY AS I AM. 94 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:46,602 SURE THEY WOULD! 95 00:05:46,668 --> 00:05:49,471 IT MAKES THEM FEEL BETTER ABOUT THE WAY THEY LOOK. 96 00:05:49,538 --> 00:05:53,508 MAYBE A STORY WILL CHEER YOU UP. 97 00:05:55,611 --> 00:05:58,146 IT'S CALLED "THE UGLY BARNACLE." 98 00:05:59,114 --> 00:06:02,351 ONCE THERE WAS AN UGLY BARNACLE. 99 00:06:02,417 --> 00:06:05,387 HE WAS SO UGLY THAT EVERYONE DIED. 100 00:06:05,454 --> 00:06:06,455 THE END. 101 00:06:07,456 --> 00:06:09,391 THAT DIDN'T HELP AT ALL. 102 00:06:10,459 --> 00:06:12,060 HOW LONG? 103 00:06:12,127 --> 00:06:14,496 HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN UGLY, PATRICK? 104 00:06:14,563 --> 00:06:19,401 AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER, YOU POOR UGLY THING, YOU. 105 00:06:19,468 --> 00:06:20,602 HELP ME! 106 00:06:20,669 --> 00:06:22,104 I'M SO ASHAMED! 107 00:06:22,170 --> 00:06:23,272 I'M SPIRALING! 108 00:06:23,338 --> 00:06:24,506 I'M SPIRALING! 109 00:06:26,041 --> 00:06:27,276 THANKS, PATRICK. 110 00:06:28,277 --> 00:06:29,911 THAT'S OKAY, PATRICK. 111 00:06:29,978 --> 00:06:31,213 SPIRALING OVER. 112 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:34,416 JUST DO WHAT I DO WHEN I HAVE PROBLEMS. 113 00:06:34,483 --> 00:06:35,851 SCREAM! 114 00:06:36,852 --> 00:06:38,587 COME ON, BUDDY, I'LL HELP YOU. 115 00:06:38,654 --> 00:06:41,490 OKAY, NOW... SAY IT. 116 00:06:43,725 --> 00:06:44,760 SAY IT. 117 00:06:44,826 --> 00:06:46,094 I CAN'T. 118 00:06:46,161 --> 00:06:48,697 SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO FEEL BETTER 119 00:06:48,764 --> 00:06:51,066 TILL YOU GET THIS THING OFF YOUR CHEST. 120 00:06:53,335 --> 00:06:54,703 I KNOW, PATRICK. 121 00:06:56,872 --> 00:06:57,873 SAY IT. 122 00:06:58,874 --> 00:07:00,042 SAY IT... 123 00:07:01,009 --> 00:07:01,977 I'M UGLY. 124 00:07:02,044 --> 00:07:04,413 YOU'RE UGLY AND WHAT? 125 00:07:04,479 --> 00:07:05,981 SQUARE? 126 00:07:06,048 --> 00:07:08,650 NO, PROUD. 127 00:07:08,717 --> 00:07:10,152 I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD. 128 00:07:10,218 --> 00:07:11,153 GOOD! 129 00:07:11,219 --> 00:07:12,154 SAY IT LOUDER. 130 00:07:12,220 --> 00:07:13,555 I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD. 131 00:07:13,622 --> 00:07:14,556 LOUDER. 132 00:07:14,623 --> 00:07:16,258 I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD! 133 00:07:16,325 --> 00:07:17,426 LOUDER! 134 00:07:17,492 --> 00:07:19,728 I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD! 135 00:07:19,795 --> 00:07:21,997 I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD! 136 00:07:22,064 --> 00:07:23,465 I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD! 137 00:07:23,532 --> 00:07:25,167 IS THAT WHAT HE CALLS IT? 138 00:07:27,135 --> 00:07:29,504 THAT FELT GREAT! 139 00:07:29,571 --> 00:07:30,872 I FEEL EMPOWERED! 140 00:07:30,939 --> 00:07:33,208 SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW? 141 00:07:33,275 --> 00:07:34,209 I DON'T KNOW. 142 00:07:34,276 --> 00:07:35,610 HOW ABOUT A MOVIE? 143 00:07:39,314 --> 00:07:42,284 PARDON ME, UGLY SPONGE COMING THROUGH. 144 00:07:43,285 --> 00:07:46,288 PEOPLE RESPECT SELF-ESTEEM. 145 00:07:50,559 --> 00:07:51,827 HI, I'M VERY UGLY 146 00:07:51,893 --> 00:07:54,963 BUT YOU SHOULD ENJOY THE MOVIE ANYWAY. 147 00:07:58,967 --> 00:08:00,068 EXCUSE ME, SIR. 148 00:08:00,135 --> 00:08:01,837 I HOPE MY HORRIBLE UGLINESS 149 00:08:01,903 --> 00:08:03,805 WON'T BE A DISTRACTION TO YOU. 150 00:08:03,872 --> 00:08:05,307 NOT AT ALL, BOY. 151 00:08:07,542 --> 00:08:10,545 DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM, SPONGEBOB. 152 00:08:10,612 --> 00:08:11,747 HE'S JUST A... 153 00:08:12,981 --> 00:08:13,915 SPONGEBOB... 154 00:08:13,982 --> 00:08:15,384 SPONGEBOB, WHAT'S WRONG? 155 00:08:16,618 --> 00:08:18,687 I CAN'T DO THIS, PATRICK. 156 00:08:18,754 --> 00:08:21,456 I'VE TRIED AND I'VE TRIED, BUT... 157 00:08:21,523 --> 00:08:24,659 I'M NOT ALWAYS AS CONFIDENT AS I LOOK. 158 00:08:24,726 --> 00:08:27,496 MAYBE I'D BETTER JUST GO BACK AND HIDE. 159 00:08:27,562 --> 00:08:29,564 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? 160 00:08:29,631 --> 00:08:32,701 AFRAID TO LOOK UGLINESS IN THE FACE? 161 00:08:32,768 --> 00:08:33,702 WELL, HERE! 162 00:08:33,769 --> 00:08:34,703 LOOK AT IT! 163 00:08:34,770 --> 00:08:36,304 IT'S UGLY, ISN'T IT? 164 00:08:36,371 --> 00:08:37,873 YOU LOOK AT IT! 165 00:08:37,939 --> 00:08:39,608 HELLO. 166 00:08:39,674 --> 00:08:41,042 YOU LOOK AT IT! 167 00:08:41,109 --> 00:08:42,377 HI... 168 00:08:42,444 --> 00:08:43,779 LOOK AT IT! 169 00:08:43,845 --> 00:08:45,046 LOOK AT IT! 170 00:08:45,113 --> 00:08:46,281 LOOK AT IT! 171 00:08:46,348 --> 00:08:47,182 LOOK AT IT! 172 00:08:47,249 --> 00:08:48,717 I WANT ALL OF YOU 173 00:08:48,784 --> 00:08:50,385 TO LOOK AT IT! 174 00:08:54,856 --> 00:08:56,391 THEY ALL RAN AWAY, PATRICK. 175 00:08:56,458 --> 00:08:58,794 I BET THERE'S NO LINE AT THE SNACK BAR. 176 00:08:58,860 --> 00:08:59,861 HELLO? 177 00:09:00,796 --> 00:09:01,730 HELLO? 178 00:09:01,797 --> 00:09:04,232 THEY MUST BE ON BREAK. 179 00:09:04,299 --> 00:09:06,301 OH, WAIT, PATRICK, I JUST REMEMBERED. 180 00:09:06,368 --> 00:09:09,271 I'VE GOT SOME OF MY PEANUT/ONION SUNDAE WE CAN SHARE. 181 00:09:12,274 --> 00:09:14,109 THAT LOOKS GREAT! 182 00:09:17,579 --> 00:09:18,847 AH... 183 00:09:20,982 --> 00:09:23,718 OH... I GOT TO GO TO THE RESTROOM! 184 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,088 I'M OUT OF SOAP, CAN I BORROW... 185 00:09:27,155 --> 00:09:28,089 STAY BACK! 186 00:09:28,156 --> 00:09:29,424 I JUST WANT SOME... 187 00:09:29,491 --> 00:09:31,126 HERE, HERE'S MY MONEY! 188 00:09:31,193 --> 00:09:33,395 TAKE IT! TAKE IT AND GO AWAY! 189 00:09:33,462 --> 00:09:35,363 MY HANDS AREN'T THAT DIRTY. 190 00:09:35,430 --> 00:09:38,667 HEY, DO YOU GUYS WANT TO HEAR A BATHROOM JOKE? 191 00:09:40,168 --> 00:09:42,671 YOU TRYING TO KILL US? 192 00:09:44,139 --> 00:09:47,108 OH...! OH...! 193 00:09:47,175 --> 00:09:50,011 I... CAUGHT THE UGLY! 194 00:09:50,078 --> 00:09:52,547 PATRICK, IS EVERYTHING OKAY IN HERE? 195 00:09:56,818 --> 00:09:58,487 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? 196 00:09:58,553 --> 00:10:00,655 WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW? 197 00:10:00,722 --> 00:10:02,591 AND WHY IS THAT BAG ON YOUR HEAD? 198 00:10:02,657 --> 00:10:04,025 WHY? 199 00:10:04,092 --> 00:10:06,127 OH, NO REASON, EXCEPT 200 00:10:06,194 --> 00:10:08,230 YOU GAVE ME THE UGLY! 201 00:10:09,464 --> 00:10:10,999 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 202 00:10:11,066 --> 00:10:13,368 I CAN'T GO OUT LOOKING LIKE THIS. 203 00:10:13,435 --> 00:10:15,904 JUST REMEMBER WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT. 204 00:10:15,971 --> 00:10:17,672 THERE'S POWER IN PRIDE. 205 00:10:17,739 --> 00:10:19,541 THAT MAY BE FINE FOR YOU 206 00:10:19,608 --> 00:10:22,477 BUT I WAS ONE OF THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. 207 00:10:22,544 --> 00:10:24,479 NOW LOOK AT ME! 208 00:10:24,546 --> 00:10:26,781 I'M ALMOST AS UGLY AS YOU! 209 00:10:28,183 --> 00:10:29,117 I ALWAYS THOUGHT 210 00:10:29,184 --> 00:10:30,652 "IF I WAS AS UGLY AS THAT GUY 211 00:10:30,719 --> 00:10:32,254 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO." 212 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,255 PATRICK... 213 00:10:33,321 --> 00:10:34,656 WHAT'S MY MOM GOING TO SAY? 214 00:10:34,723 --> 00:10:35,790 PATRICK... 215 00:10:35,857 --> 00:10:37,692 OH, MY GOSH! IF MY SISTER FINDS OUT— 216 00:10:37,759 --> 00:10:39,361 OH, WAIT, I DON'T HAVE A SISTER. 217 00:10:39,427 --> 00:10:40,462 IF THE BANK... I MEAN 218 00:10:40,529 --> 00:10:42,330 IT'S ONE THING IF YOU HAVE BAD SHOES 219 00:10:42,397 --> 00:10:43,598 OR EVEN BAD HAIR, BUT... 220 00:10:43,665 --> 00:10:45,934 PATRICK! 221 00:10:46,001 --> 00:10:48,069 YOU'RE NOT UGLY, YOUR BREATH STINKS. 222 00:10:48,136 --> 00:10:49,404 REALLY BAD. 223 00:10:49,471 --> 00:10:52,007 OH... WHAT A RELIEF. 224 00:10:52,073 --> 00:10:53,241 OH, BARNACLE! 225 00:10:53,308 --> 00:10:55,810 PATRICK, WHAT DID YOU EAT? 226 00:10:55,877 --> 00:10:59,014 OH, SOME ROAST BEEF, SOME CHICKEN, A PIZZA. 227 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:00,749 NO, I MEANT JUST THIS MORNING. 228 00:11:00,815 --> 00:11:04,085 SOME ROAST BEEF, SOME CHICKEN, A PIZZA... 229 00:11:04,152 --> 00:11:04,986 WHAT ELSE? 230 00:11:05,053 --> 00:11:06,154 WELL, I HAD 231 00:11:06,221 --> 00:11:08,323 SOME OF YOUR SUNDAE. 232 00:11:08,390 --> 00:11:09,658 SUNDAE! 233 00:11:11,059 --> 00:11:14,296 PATRICK, MY SUNDAE GAVE US RANCID BREATH! 234 00:11:14,362 --> 00:11:15,730 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 235 00:11:18,099 --> 00:11:19,868 I MEAN, WE'RE NOT UGLY... 236 00:11:19,935 --> 00:11:21,803 WE JUST STINK! 237 00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:23,305 STINK? 238 00:11:23,371 --> 00:11:24,773 WHOO-HOO! 239 00:11:24,839 --> 00:11:27,876 WE STINK! WE STINK! 240 00:11:27,943 --> 00:11:30,412 WE STINK! WE STINK! 241 00:11:30,478 --> 00:11:32,581 WE STINK! WE STINK! 242 00:11:32,647 --> 00:11:35,383 WE STINK! WE STINK! 243 00:11:35,450 --> 00:11:37,285 WE STINK! WE STINK! 244 00:11:37,352 --> 00:11:40,021 OH, GUESS WHAT, SQUIDWARD! 245 00:11:40,088 --> 00:11:41,556 WE STINK! 246 00:11:43,525 --> 00:11:44,593 OH, YEAH! 247 00:11:44,659 --> 00:11:45,760 I STINK...! 248 00:11:45,827 --> 00:11:46,995 Patrick I REEK...! 249 00:12:03,745 --> 00:12:08,016 Mr. Krabs Attention! Attention! 250 00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:11,419 All Krusty crew employees, attention! 251 00:12:11,486 --> 00:12:13,588 Get the anchors out of your pants 252 00:12:13,655 --> 00:12:15,156 and report to me office! 253 00:12:15,223 --> 00:12:16,558 That will be all. 254 00:12:18,526 --> 00:12:20,195 I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. 255 00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:21,196 OOH, HOORAY! 256 00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:23,264 THE NEW SPATULAS ARE HERE! 257 00:12:23,331 --> 00:12:24,366 SIT DOWN, BOY! 258 00:12:24,432 --> 00:12:25,700 THERE'S NO NEW SPATULAS. 259 00:12:25,767 --> 00:12:28,103 HOW DISAPPOINTING. 260 00:12:28,169 --> 00:12:29,771 YOU MEN KNOW ME DAUGHTER PEARL. 261 00:12:29,838 --> 00:12:31,106 SHE'S GROWING UP FAST. 262 00:12:31,172 --> 00:12:33,208 IT SEEMS LIKE IT WAS JUST YESTERDAY 263 00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:35,477 I WAS TEACHING HER HOW TO BREACH. 264 00:12:35,543 --> 00:12:37,479 ME MAMMALIAN ANGEL. 265 00:12:37,545 --> 00:12:39,114 UM... ANYWAY, UH 266 00:12:39,180 --> 00:12:40,882 SO SHE'S GOING TO BE WORKING HERE 267 00:12:40,949 --> 00:12:42,384 DURING HER SUMMER VACATION. 268 00:12:42,450 --> 00:12:43,985 SHE'S GOT A LOT OF FRESH IDEAS 269 00:12:44,052 --> 00:12:45,820 TO BRING IN SOME HUNGRY CUSTOMERS. 270 00:12:46,888 --> 00:12:49,157 HELLO! DADDY? 271 00:12:49,224 --> 00:12:52,260 THAR SHE BLOWS! 272 00:12:52,327 --> 00:12:54,663 SPONGEBOB, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS? 273 00:12:54,729 --> 00:12:56,297 NO NEW SPATULAS? 274 00:12:56,364 --> 00:12:58,466 NO! IT MEANS SOME BRATTY TEENAGER'S 275 00:12:58,533 --> 00:13:00,802 COMING IN HERE TO TELL US WHAT TO DO. 276 00:13:00,869 --> 00:13:01,970 WE CAN'T HAVE THAT. 277 00:13:02,037 --> 00:13:03,471 WE HAVE SENIORITY, RIGHT? 278 00:13:03,538 --> 00:13:04,105 RIGHT! 279 00:13:04,172 --> 00:13:05,106 SO, WE'LL 280 00:13:05,173 --> 00:13:06,174 WORK TOGETHER 281 00:13:06,241 --> 00:13:08,009 TO PROTECT OUR PATHETIC POSITIONS. 282 00:13:08,076 --> 00:13:09,511 OKEY-DOKEY, SQUIDWARD. 283 00:13:09,577 --> 00:13:12,180 AND THEN WE'LL GET THOSE NEW SPATULAS. 284 00:13:12,247 --> 00:13:13,415 ALL RIGHT, MEN. 285 00:13:13,481 --> 00:13:16,384 SAY HELLO TO ME PEARL. 286 00:13:16,451 --> 00:13:18,119 HELLO, POLE. 287 00:13:20,121 --> 00:13:21,923 HI, GUYS. 288 00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:23,692 IT MAKES ME JOLLY AS A ROGER 289 00:13:23,758 --> 00:13:24,959 TO FINALLY HAVE YOU 290 00:13:25,026 --> 00:13:26,695 ABOARD THE FAMILY BUSINESS. 291 00:13:26,761 --> 00:13:27,729 GREAT, DAD. 292 00:13:27,796 --> 00:13:30,665 BECAUSE I HAVE SO MANY NEW IDEAS. 293 00:13:32,033 --> 00:13:33,868 I CAN SMELL THE MONEY ALREADY. 294 00:13:33,935 --> 00:13:35,303 I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE. 295 00:13:35,370 --> 00:13:36,538 WHAT'S IN THE BOX? 296 00:13:36,604 --> 00:13:37,872 IT'S A SURPRISE. 297 00:13:37,939 --> 00:13:39,407 I LIKE SURPRISES. 298 00:13:39,474 --> 00:13:40,642 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 299 00:13:40,709 --> 00:13:43,111 I'M READY! 300 00:13:43,178 --> 00:13:45,313 WELL, I LIKE IT SO FAR. 301 00:13:45,380 --> 00:13:46,047 TA-DA! 302 00:13:47,215 --> 00:13:49,884 IT'S THE NEW KRUSTY CREW UNIFORM. 303 00:13:49,951 --> 00:13:51,686 I DESIGNED IT MYSELF. 304 00:13:51,753 --> 00:13:53,621 OKAY, THIS IS IT, SPONGEBOB. 305 00:13:53,688 --> 00:13:57,292 NOW TELL HER HOW YOU REALLY FEEL ABOUT THAT UNIFORM. 306 00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,260 OKAY, SQUIDWARD. 307 00:13:59,327 --> 00:14:00,562 PEARL... 308 00:14:00,628 --> 00:14:03,364 THIS IS THE GREATEST UNIFORM EVER! 309 00:14:03,431 --> 00:14:04,966 FISHPASTE! 310 00:14:05,033 --> 00:14:07,736 OH, SPONGEBOB, YOU LOOK SO ADORABLE. 311 00:14:07,802 --> 00:14:09,671 I COULD JUST EAT YOU UP. 312 00:14:09,738 --> 00:14:12,941 SORRY, PEARL, THIS ITEM'S NOT ON THE MENU. 313 00:14:14,442 --> 00:14:16,911 WELL, I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE, SPONGEBOB 314 00:14:16,978 --> 00:14:19,414 BUT YOU LOOK EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS THAN USUAL. 315 00:14:19,481 --> 00:14:21,549 DON'T BE JEALOUS, UNCLE SQUIDDY. 316 00:14:21,616 --> 00:14:23,218 I MADE ONE FOR YOU, TOO. 317 00:14:23,284 --> 00:14:24,319 DON'T BOTHER! 318 00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:26,654 ONLY A FOOL WOULD WEAR THAT. 319 00:14:26,721 --> 00:14:28,056 AVAST YE, SHIPMATES! 320 00:14:28,123 --> 00:14:30,625 DON'T THESE JUST SHIVER YOUR TIMBERS? 321 00:14:33,027 --> 00:14:34,395 GET THAT SUIT ON, SAILOR! 322 00:14:34,462 --> 00:14:36,030 IT'S ALREADY BEEN PAID FOR. 323 00:14:40,168 --> 00:14:41,102 RAGE. 324 00:14:41,169 --> 00:14:42,103 FURY. 325 00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:43,104 IRRITATION. 326 00:14:43,171 --> 00:14:44,139 HUMILIATION. 327 00:14:44,205 --> 00:14:46,674 SQUIDWARD IS SUCH A BARNACLE. 328 00:14:46,741 --> 00:14:48,109 A STICK IN THE SAND. 329 00:14:48,176 --> 00:14:49,878 BUT NOT YOU, SPONGEBOB. 330 00:14:49,944 --> 00:14:52,147 YOU ARE FULL OF STYLE. 331 00:14:52,213 --> 00:14:54,315 ME? REALLY? 332 00:14:54,382 --> 00:14:55,917 TOTALLY, S.B. 333 00:14:55,984 --> 00:14:58,086 YOU OOZE FASHION. 334 00:14:58,153 --> 00:14:59,621 AND I'VE GOT SOME COMPLETELY 335 00:14:59,687 --> 00:15:01,589 CORAL CONCEPTS FOR THIS OLD JOINT. 336 00:15:01,656 --> 00:15:02,957 I'M GOING TO NEED SOMEONE 337 00:15:03,024 --> 00:15:04,993 WITH YOUR KIND OF TALENT TO HELP ME. 338 00:15:05,059 --> 00:15:07,762 WELL, I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET MR. KRABS 339 00:15:07,829 --> 00:15:09,230 TO MAKE SOME CHANGES. 340 00:15:09,297 --> 00:15:11,733 WHY, WITH MY GIRLISH INSTINCTS 341 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:14,002 AND YOUR, UM... SPONGINESS. 342 00:15:14,068 --> 00:15:17,005 WE'LL TURN THIS WORN-OUT LUNCH WAGON 343 00:15:17,071 --> 00:15:19,007 INTO A TEENAGE PARADISE. 344 00:15:19,073 --> 00:15:21,876 SPONGEBOB, WHAT DO YOU LIKE BETTER— 345 00:15:21,943 --> 00:15:24,813 THE KUTIE KRAB OR THE KOOKY KRAB? 346 00:15:24,879 --> 00:15:26,948 FOR WHAT, DARE I ASK? 347 00:15:27,015 --> 00:15:29,284 THE NEW NAME FOR OUR NEW LOOK. 348 00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:32,453 I MEAN, "THE KRUSTY KRAB" HAS GOT TO GO. 349 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:35,123 WHO WANTS TO EAT AT A PLACE THEY THINK IS CRUSTY? 350 00:15:35,190 --> 00:15:36,357 BLEH! 351 00:15:36,424 --> 00:15:37,826 SURE, IT'S A TERRIBLE NAME 352 00:15:37,892 --> 00:15:39,460 BUT THIS IS A TERRIBLE PLACE. 353 00:15:39,527 --> 00:15:41,296 SO THE NAME SHOULD BE LEFT ALONE. 354 00:15:41,362 --> 00:15:42,831 RIGHT, SPONGEBOB? 355 00:15:42,897 --> 00:15:43,998 I GOT IT! 356 00:15:44,065 --> 00:15:46,801 HOW ABOUT THE KHAOTIC KRAB? 357 00:15:46,868 --> 00:15:50,338 HMM... HOW ABOUT THE KISSY KRAB? 358 00:15:51,606 --> 00:15:52,807 THE KING KRAB? 359 00:15:52,874 --> 00:15:54,342 THE KANDY KRAB. 360 00:15:54,409 --> 00:15:55,944 THE KOOL KRAB. 361 00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:57,879 OR THE KOWBOY KRAB. 362 00:15:57,946 --> 00:15:59,647 THE KURLY KRAB. 363 00:15:59,714 --> 00:16:01,382 THE KREEPY KRAB. 364 00:16:01,449 --> 00:16:02,483 THE KILLER KRAB. 365 00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:03,818 NO. 366 00:16:03,885 --> 00:16:04,986 RIGHT, TOO SCARY. 367 00:16:05,053 --> 00:16:06,821 HMM... 368 00:16:06,888 --> 00:16:09,057 THE KUDDLY KRAB! 369 00:16:14,662 --> 00:16:16,497 OH, GOSH. 370 00:16:17,899 --> 00:16:22,337 GRR... 371 00:16:23,738 --> 00:16:27,041 IT'S A SHAME OLD MAN KRAB SOLD THE KRUSTY KRAB. 372 00:16:27,108 --> 00:16:28,576 THAT'S A DARN SHAME. 373 00:16:28,643 --> 00:16:29,811 HEY, LADY! 374 00:16:29,878 --> 00:16:31,312 DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET 375 00:16:31,379 --> 00:16:33,314 SOMETHING TO EAT AROUND HERE? 376 00:16:33,381 --> 00:16:35,283 THAT'S IT! I QUIT! 377 00:16:35,350 --> 00:16:36,451 EE... 378 00:16:42,190 --> 00:16:43,124 FINALLY! 379 00:16:43,191 --> 00:16:44,292 A COOL PLACE FOR TEENS 380 00:16:44,359 --> 00:16:46,794 TO JUST, YOU KNOW, HANG OUT. 381 00:16:46,861 --> 00:16:48,563 PEARL, YOU'RE A GENIUS. 382 00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:50,865 ALL THESE YOUNG, HIP NEW CUSTOMERS. 383 00:16:50,932 --> 00:16:52,133 FOOEY ON SQUIDWARD! 384 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,269 HE CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THE TIMES. 385 00:16:54,335 --> 00:16:56,304 YOU'RE A TRUE VISIONARY, PEARL. 386 00:16:56,371 --> 00:16:57,672 THANK YOU, SPONGEBOB. 387 00:16:57,739 --> 00:16:59,507 I DO HAVE 20-20 VISION. 388 00:16:59,574 --> 00:17:01,809 WELL, HIP PEOPLE HAVE TO EAT, TOO. 389 00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:03,211 BACK TO THE GRILL. 390 00:17:03,278 --> 00:17:07,815 THE CUSTOMERS MAY BE HOT, BUT MY GRILL IS HOTTER. 391 00:17:07,882 --> 00:17:09,083 HISS... 392 00:17:10,351 --> 00:17:11,486 ORDER UP! 393 00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:14,155 TWO... SAL-LADS. 394 00:17:14,222 --> 00:17:15,490 NEVER HEARD OF IT. 395 00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:16,925 I GOT TO STAY HIP. 396 00:17:16,991 --> 00:17:19,594 I DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE SILLY OLD SQUIDWARD. 397 00:17:19,661 --> 00:17:22,563 BUT WHAT IN THE NAME OF DAVY JONES'S LOCKER 398 00:17:22,630 --> 00:17:23,898 IS A SAL-LAD? 399 00:17:23,965 --> 00:17:25,066 HERE YOU GO! 400 00:17:25,133 --> 00:17:26,601 TWO SA-LADS! 401 00:17:26,668 --> 00:17:28,102 EWW, GROSS! 402 00:17:28,169 --> 00:17:29,537 THOSE AREN'T SALADS. 403 00:17:29,604 --> 00:17:30,505 TAKE THOSE BACK. 404 00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:31,806 REMOVE THE BUN, THE PATTY 405 00:17:31,873 --> 00:17:32,974 AND THE CONDIMENTS. 406 00:17:33,041 --> 00:17:35,109 BUT THAT LEAVES JUST LETTUCE AND TOMATO. 407 00:17:35,176 --> 00:17:36,444 EXACTLY. 408 00:17:36,511 --> 00:17:38,980 ALL RIGHT. 409 00:17:39,047 --> 00:17:40,381 OKAY... 410 00:17:40,448 --> 00:17:42,283 NO BUNS. 411 00:17:42,350 --> 00:17:43,451 THAT'S HIP. 412 00:17:43,518 --> 00:17:44,752 NO PATTIES. 413 00:17:44,819 --> 00:17:45,753 HAPPENING! 414 00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:47,388 OH, YEAH... 415 00:17:47,455 --> 00:17:50,525 THAT'S DEFINITELY THE COOLEST MEAL I EVER SAW. 416 00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:52,026 THIS IS SO COOL... 417 00:17:52,093 --> 00:17:53,628 TWO SALADS. 418 00:17:55,763 --> 00:17:57,765 THAT WAS AWFUL. 419 00:17:57,832 --> 00:17:59,968 I HOPE I NEVER HAVE TO TEAR APART 420 00:18:00,034 --> 00:18:02,737 A PERFECTLY GOOD CRABBY PATTY EVER AGAIN. 421 00:18:02,804 --> 00:18:05,106 I DON'T THINK MY HEART CAN TAKE IT. 422 00:18:07,108 --> 00:18:08,309 WHERE'S THE GRILL? 423 00:18:08,376 --> 00:18:09,744 COME ON, SPONGEBOB. 424 00:18:09,811 --> 00:18:11,045 YOU'RE A HIP GUY. 425 00:18:11,112 --> 00:18:13,748 YOU KNOW FRIED FOODS ARE O-U-T, OUT! 426 00:18:13,815 --> 00:18:15,750 BUT... RIGHT ON. 427 00:18:15,817 --> 00:18:18,319 CHECK OUT THIS NEW MENU I CAME UP WITH. 428 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,389 SALAD AND TEA. 429 00:18:21,456 --> 00:18:23,825 BUT WHERE ARE THE CRABBY PATTIES? 430 00:18:23,891 --> 00:18:25,827 OH, SILLY, THOSE AREN'T HIP. 431 00:18:25,893 --> 00:18:28,262 OH, YOU WON'T BE NEEDING THAT THING ANYMORE. 432 00:18:28,329 --> 00:18:29,597 BUT, BUT, BUT... 433 00:18:29,664 --> 00:18:32,734 I'VE GOT SOMETHING MORE FUN FOR YOU TO DO ANYWAY. 434 00:18:35,303 --> 00:18:37,105 HEY, BUDDY, YOU NEED A RIDE? 435 00:18:37,171 --> 00:18:40,508 I WAS JUST ON MY WAY TO THE BIG DOOFUS CONVENTION. 436 00:18:41,576 --> 00:18:43,544 THIS IS HUMILIATING. 437 00:18:43,611 --> 00:18:45,646 I'M A FRY COOK, DARN IT! 438 00:18:45,713 --> 00:18:47,715 YOU CAN TAKE AWAY MY SPATULA 439 00:18:47,782 --> 00:18:49,784 BUT WHEN YOU TAKE AWAY MY DIGNITY 440 00:18:49,851 --> 00:18:51,219 THAT'S WHEN I GET MAD! 441 00:18:51,285 --> 00:18:54,355 I'M GOING TO MARCH RIGHT INTO MR. KRABS'S OFFICE 442 00:18:54,422 --> 00:18:56,691 AND TELL HIM THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH. 443 00:19:02,397 --> 00:19:03,564 OKAY, SPONGEBOB. 444 00:19:03,631 --> 00:19:04,799 YOU CAN DO THIS. 445 00:19:04,866 --> 00:19:07,035 COME ON... 446 00:19:07,101 --> 00:19:08,803 MR. KRABS, COULD I TALK TO YOU? 447 00:19:08,870 --> 00:19:10,138 COME ON IN, ME BOY. 448 00:19:10,204 --> 00:19:11,139 HAVE A SEAT. 449 00:19:11,205 --> 00:19:12,974 THANKS, MR. KRABS. 450 00:19:14,809 --> 00:19:16,778 DON'T YOU JUST LOVE ME NEW OFFICE? 451 00:19:16,844 --> 00:19:18,413 PEARLY DESIGNED IT FOR ME. 452 00:19:18,479 --> 00:19:21,049 MR. KRABS, UM, I THINK WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM. 453 00:19:21,115 --> 00:19:23,885 ISN'T THAT THE NEATEST $40 CHAIR YOU EVER SAT IN? 454 00:19:23,951 --> 00:19:26,387 MR. KRABS, I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS. 455 00:19:26,454 --> 00:19:29,090 HOW ABOUT MY CUDDLY EXECUTIVE BUDDY? 456 00:19:29,157 --> 00:19:32,994 REDUCES STRESS FOR ONLY FIVE EASY PAYMENTS OF $9.95 457 00:19:33,061 --> 00:19:36,497 MR. KRABS, PEARL IS RUINING THE KRUSTY KRAB! 458 00:19:36,564 --> 00:19:39,934 WHAT? WHY, PEARL IS SAVING THE KRUSTY KRAB! 459 00:19:40,001 --> 00:19:41,569 I MEAN, THE KUDDLY KRAB. 460 00:19:41,636 --> 00:19:44,172 WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT THESE BEAUTIFUL 461 00:19:44,238 --> 00:19:46,074 $20 SEA UNICORN WALL HANGERS? 462 00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:50,378 HOW COULD WE HAVE EVER SURVIVED WITHOUT THESE $35 HEART LIGHTS? 463 00:19:50,445 --> 00:19:55,149 HOW COULD WE GO ON WITHOUT A SEA FERN ON EVERY LAST TABLE? 464 00:19:55,216 --> 00:19:56,717 IT'S HIP! 465 00:19:56,784 --> 00:19:57,952 IT'S CORAL! 466 00:19:58,019 --> 00:20:01,556 IT'S LOSING MONEY! 467 00:20:01,622 --> 00:20:03,491 OH, YOU'RE RIGHT, SPONGEBOB. 468 00:20:03,558 --> 00:20:05,493 BUT I CAN'T FIRE ME PRIDE AND JOY. 469 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,829 IT WOULD BREAK HER FRAGILE LITTLE HEART. 470 00:20:07,895 --> 00:20:09,197 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 471 00:20:09,263 --> 00:20:10,832 THERE, THERE, MR. KRABS. 472 00:20:10,898 --> 00:20:12,867 I'M SURE THERE'S ANOTHER WAY. 473 00:20:12,934 --> 00:20:14,035 THAT'S IT, BOY! 474 00:20:14,102 --> 00:20:15,036 WHAT'S IT? 475 00:20:15,103 --> 00:20:16,104 YOU COULD FIRE HER. 476 00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:17,572 IT'S OKAY IF SHE HATES YOU. 477 00:20:17,638 --> 00:20:19,140 THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID, SIR. 478 00:20:19,207 --> 00:20:20,942 GREAT, THEN, IT'S ALL SETTLED. 479 00:20:21,008 --> 00:20:21,976 YOU FIRE PEARLY. 480 00:20:22,043 --> 00:20:23,411 I'LL HIDE IN ME OFFICE. 481 00:20:23,478 --> 00:20:24,779 OOF! 482 00:20:24,846 --> 00:20:27,315 TOTALLY RUDE, SPONGEBOB. 483 00:20:27,381 --> 00:20:29,617 PEARL, COULD I SEE YOU IN THE KITCHEN? 484 00:20:29,684 --> 00:20:31,619 SURE, SPONGEBOB. 485 00:20:31,686 --> 00:20:33,654 HOW AM I GOING TO BREAK IT TO HER? 486 00:20:33,721 --> 00:20:35,523 I'VE NEVER FIRED ANYONE BEFORE. 487 00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:38,025 I JUST GOT TO SAY IT. 488 00:20:38,092 --> 00:20:39,427 PEARL, YOU'RE FIRED! 489 00:20:39,494 --> 00:20:41,829 OKAY, HERE IT GOES. 490 00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:48,836 SPONGEBOB! 491 00:20:50,404 --> 00:20:53,107 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 492 00:20:53,174 --> 00:20:55,109 NOTHING I DO IS WORKING. 493 00:20:55,176 --> 00:20:56,277 SURE IT IS, PEARL. 494 00:20:56,344 --> 00:20:58,012 LOOK AT ALL THE HIP YOUNG PEOPLE 495 00:20:58,079 --> 00:20:59,013 EATING SA-LADS. 496 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,648 NO, DON'T YOU GET IT? 497 00:21:00,715 --> 00:21:03,451 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET FIRED SINCE DAY ONE. 498 00:21:03,518 --> 00:21:07,155 I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO LIKE THIS PLACE TO PLEASE DADDY. 499 00:21:07,221 --> 00:21:10,658 THIS JOB IS CUTTING MAJORLY INTO MY SOCIAL LIFE. 500 00:21:10,725 --> 00:21:14,362 OH, SPONGEBOB, WHAT SHOULD I DO? 501 00:21:15,363 --> 00:21:16,464 I'VE GOT IT! 502 00:21:16,531 --> 00:21:18,933 I COULD PRETEND TO FIRE YOU. 503 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,803 I'LL TAKE THE HEAT FROM OLD MAN KRABS LATER. 504 00:21:22,870 --> 00:21:25,072 GOSH, YOU'D REALLY DO THAT FOR ME? 505 00:21:25,139 --> 00:21:27,074 YOU'RE A GREAT PAL, SPONGEBOB. 506 00:21:27,141 --> 00:21:28,809 HOW CAN I EVER THANK YOU? 507 00:21:28,876 --> 00:21:31,946 STOP TRYING TO BREAK ME IN HALF? 508 00:21:32,013 --> 00:21:33,114 DEAL. 509 00:21:33,181 --> 00:21:36,083 OH, BOY, OH, BOY. 510 00:21:36,150 --> 00:21:37,285 OKAY, PEARL... 511 00:21:37,351 --> 00:21:39,020 WE'VE GOT TO MAKE THIS CONVINCING. 512 00:21:39,086 --> 00:21:41,088 PEARL, I NEED TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU. 513 00:21:41,155 --> 00:21:42,924 OH, NO, HERE IT GOES. 514 00:21:42,990 --> 00:21:46,093 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN BEAR TO LISTEN. 515 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,262 IT'S NOT THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE 516 00:21:48,329 --> 00:21:50,097 A GOOD JOB AROUND HERE... 517 00:21:50,164 --> 00:21:52,433 OH! DON'T BE TOO HARD ON HER NOW. 518 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:55,102 WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY? 519 00:21:56,103 --> 00:21:57,371 IT'S FOR THE BEST. 520 00:21:57,438 --> 00:21:58,873 WELL, WE FEEL IT MIGHT BE 521 00:21:58,940 --> 00:22:01,008 IN EVERYBODY'S BEST INTEREST IF... 522 00:22:01,075 --> 00:22:03,044 I CAN'T LET HIM DO THIS. 523 00:22:03,110 --> 00:22:04,245 HUH? 524 00:22:06,647 --> 00:22:08,482 GET ON WITH IT, SPONGEBOB! 525 00:22:08,549 --> 00:22:09,617 PEARL, YOU'RE FIRED. 526 00:22:09,684 --> 00:22:11,786 AAH! OOH! 527 00:22:11,852 --> 00:22:14,322 THANKS, SPONGEBOB. 528 00:22:14,388 --> 00:22:17,425 COME ON, GANG, THE MALL WAITS. 529 00:22:17,491 --> 00:22:19,827 HEY, MR. KRABS, I DID IT! 530 00:22:23,998 --> 00:22:25,099 OH, PEARLY... 531 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,802 IS THAT A $20? 532 00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:31,239 OH, SPONGEBOB, HOW COULD WE HAVE DONE SUCH A THING 533 00:22:31,305 --> 00:22:33,107 TO ME OWN FLESH AND BLOOD? 534 00:22:33,174 --> 00:22:34,542 THERE, THERE, MR. KRABS. 535 00:22:34,609 --> 00:22:35,977 PEARL TOOK IT JUST FINE. 536 00:22:36,043 --> 00:22:38,079 IN FACT, SHE SEEMED KIND OF HAPPY. 537 00:22:38,145 --> 00:22:39,347 REALLY? 538 00:22:39,413 --> 00:22:41,649 SHE'S OFF TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS. 539 00:22:41,716 --> 00:22:42,817 THAT'S ME GIRL! 540 00:22:42,883 --> 00:22:45,720 TOUGH AS NAILS, JUST LIKE HER OLD MAN. 541 00:22:47,455 --> 00:22:50,157 BUT HOW AM I GOING TO GET MY MONEY BACK 542 00:22:50,224 --> 00:22:51,792 FOR ALL THIS STUFF? 543 00:22:51,859 --> 00:22:53,794 HMM... 544 00:22:55,062 --> 00:22:55,997 HOO, YEAH! 545 00:22:57,064 --> 00:22:58,499 WHOO-HOO! 546 00:22:58,566 --> 00:22:59,834 ALL RIGHT! 547 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,802 ISN'T THIS GREAT, GARY? 548 00:23:01,869 --> 00:23:05,006 AND IT ONLY COST ME ONE YEAR'S SALARY. 549 00:23:11,045 --> 00:23:14,982 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 550 00:23:15,049 --> 00:23:17,985 and NICKELODEON