1 00:00:09,596 --> 00:00:10,364 Gary! 2 00:00:12,132 --> 00:00:13,433 Uh, uh, I was just looking 3 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:15,002 for the sports channel, Gary. 4 00:00:16,303 --> 00:00:17,671 Come in! 5 00:00:17,738 --> 00:00:21,141 Hey, SpongeBob, want to see my new shoes? 6 00:00:21,208 --> 00:00:22,609 Those are great, Patrick! 7 00:00:22,676 --> 00:00:25,145 Let's see what they look like on your feet. 8 00:00:25,212 --> 00:00:29,917 Uh... wouldn't you rather see them on... my hands? 9 00:00:29,983 --> 00:00:31,351 Okay... 10 00:00:31,418 --> 00:00:33,020 And we can wear gloves on our feet 11 00:00:33,086 --> 00:00:35,088 and hats on our captain's quarters, too. 12 00:00:35,155 --> 00:00:36,490 Uh, actually... 13 00:00:36,557 --> 00:00:40,627 I have a confession to make. 14 00:00:40,694 --> 00:00:43,730 I don't know how to tie my shoelaces. 15 00:00:45,032 --> 00:00:46,567 Do you know how lucky you are 16 00:00:46,633 --> 00:00:47,968 to have a friend like me? 17 00:00:48,035 --> 00:00:49,036 Yes... 18 00:00:49,102 --> 00:00:50,737 Look at this knot. 19 00:00:50,804 --> 00:00:52,839 Have you ever seen a more perfectly executed 20 00:00:52,906 --> 00:00:53,840 shoe-fastening bow? 21 00:00:53,907 --> 00:00:56,743 Gosh... probably not. 22 00:00:56,810 --> 00:00:59,246 I learned when I was just a boy, Patrick 23 00:00:59,313 --> 00:01:01,582 and I'm willing to pass on what I know. 24 00:01:01,648 --> 00:01:02,983 Go sit over there 25 00:01:03,050 --> 00:01:05,219 and let an old pro show you how to do it. 26 00:01:06,620 --> 00:01:08,055 Pay close attention, Patrick. 27 00:01:08,121 --> 00:01:11,358 Well, you start by taking one lace per hand... 28 00:01:11,425 --> 00:01:12,893 and then you... 29 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:14,895 uh... you got to... 30 00:01:14,962 --> 00:01:18,165 loop the, the... 31 00:01:18,232 --> 00:01:20,434 Are you sure you know how to do it? 32 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:23,303 Patrick, please, shoe-tying requires peace and quiet. 33 00:01:23,370 --> 00:01:24,504 Okay, where was I? 34 00:01:24,571 --> 00:01:26,406 Your shoes are still untied. 35 00:01:26,473 --> 00:01:30,177 Well, I guess you don't want me to show you how to do it. 36 00:01:30,244 --> 00:01:32,613 I'm sorry! I won't interrupt anymore! 37 00:01:32,679 --> 00:01:33,680 I've got it! 38 00:01:33,747 --> 00:01:35,382 The first rule of shoe-tying is 39 00:01:35,449 --> 00:01:38,118 "always start with your right foot." 40 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:39,686 Now the lesson will officially begin. 41 00:01:47,828 --> 00:01:49,296 That's... not right. 42 00:01:50,897 --> 00:01:51,932 Get it? 43 00:01:51,999 --> 00:01:53,100 Not... right... hmm... 44 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:54,401 No. 45 00:01:54,468 --> 00:01:56,169 Okay, no more fooling around. 46 00:01:57,304 --> 00:01:58,171 I got it! 47 00:02:01,742 --> 00:02:02,676 What was that? 48 00:02:02,743 --> 00:02:03,910 Are you okay? 49 00:02:03,977 --> 00:02:05,479 Aren't you late for something? 50 00:02:05,545 --> 00:02:06,980 The poop deck, you're right! 51 00:02:07,047 --> 00:02:08,715 We'll have to do this lesson later! 52 00:02:08,782 --> 00:02:10,417 Bye, SpongeBob! 53 00:02:10,484 --> 00:02:13,720 I can't believe I've forgotten how to tie my own shoes. 54 00:02:13,787 --> 00:02:16,556 They've been tied for as long as I can remember. 55 00:02:21,795 --> 00:02:24,064 Well, I'll remember after a good night's sleep. 56 00:02:41,548 --> 00:02:42,716 Oh... 57 00:02:42,783 --> 00:02:43,817 No big deal. 58 00:02:43,884 --> 00:02:45,252 I'll remember sooner or later. 59 00:02:45,319 --> 00:02:48,755 'Cause I'm ready! 60 00:02:48,822 --> 00:02:50,824 I'm... 61 00:02:50,891 --> 00:02:52,492 read... y. 62 00:02:52,559 --> 00:02:54,294 I'm read... ooh! 63 00:02:54,361 --> 00:02:56,096 I'm read... uh! 64 00:02:56,163 --> 00:02:58,098 I'm read... ooy! 65 00:02:58,165 --> 00:02:59,599 I'm read... doy! I'm read... doy! 66 00:02:59,666 --> 00:03:00,901 I'm read... duh! 67 00:03:00,967 --> 00:03:02,169 I'm read... doy! 68 00:03:02,235 --> 00:03:03,670 I'm read... doy! I'm read... doy! 69 00:03:03,737 --> 00:03:05,305 I'm read... doy! I'm read... duh! 70 00:03:05,372 --> 00:03:07,107 I'm read... doy! I'm read... duh! 71 00:03:07,174 --> 00:03:08,542 I'm read... doy! 72 00:03:09,676 --> 00:03:11,111 Hi, SpongeBob. 73 00:03:11,178 --> 00:03:12,145 Oh, no! 74 00:03:12,212 --> 00:03:13,547 I can't let Patrick see 75 00:03:13,613 --> 00:03:15,315 I still haven't tied my shoes! 76 00:03:21,021 --> 00:03:23,156 Hey, SpongeBob... 77 00:03:23,223 --> 00:03:24,157 you're shorter. 78 00:03:24,224 --> 00:03:25,792 Have you been dieting? 79 00:03:25,859 --> 00:03:28,462 Well, a sponge has to look his spongiest. 80 00:03:28,528 --> 00:03:30,397 Well, I got to get to work. 81 00:03:35,569 --> 00:03:36,670 Oh, barnacles! 82 00:03:36,737 --> 00:03:39,272 Maybe I should just lay here. 83 00:03:39,339 --> 00:03:40,741 Those patties aren't going to 84 00:03:40,807 --> 00:03:42,609 cook themselves, SpongeBob. 85 00:03:42,676 --> 00:03:44,444 He's right! 86 00:03:44,511 --> 00:03:47,314 Got to make Krabby Patties! 87 00:03:47,381 --> 00:03:50,717 Laces or no laces! 88 00:03:57,758 --> 00:04:01,828 Ah... I just have to stand in this one spot. 89 00:04:01,895 --> 00:04:04,064 Ta-da! A perfect patty. 90 00:04:04,131 --> 00:04:06,099 All right, SpongeBob, hand it over. 91 00:04:07,401 --> 00:04:08,235 Well? 92 00:04:21,047 --> 00:04:23,450 Hey, Squidward, I've got an idea. 93 00:04:23,517 --> 00:04:25,452 How about you come get it? 94 00:04:25,519 --> 00:04:28,755 Oh, gee, SpongeBob, that's a great idea. 95 00:04:28,822 --> 00:04:31,525 And maybe I should cook the patties 96 00:04:31,591 --> 00:04:32,959 and do the dishes 97 00:04:33,026 --> 00:04:34,761 and wear square pants 98 00:04:34,828 --> 00:04:36,863 and live in a pineapple 99 00:04:36,930 --> 00:04:39,399 while you wait in the unemployment line! 100 00:04:39,466 --> 00:04:40,434 No! 101 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:42,102 Then bring that patty here 102 00:04:42,169 --> 00:04:43,270 now! 103 00:04:43,336 --> 00:04:44,438 Okay, Squidward. 104 00:04:44,504 --> 00:04:46,239 Here I come. 105 00:04:46,306 --> 00:04:47,541 I'm coming over. 106 00:04:47,607 --> 00:04:50,844 I'm bringing the patty to you. 107 00:04:50,911 --> 00:04:53,380 Here comes the patty. 108 00:04:53,447 --> 00:04:55,382 No problem. 109 00:04:55,449 --> 00:04:58,952 I'm walking... the Krabby Patty... 110 00:04:59,019 --> 00:05:01,721 over to Squidward. 111 00:05:01,788 --> 00:05:03,790 All right, Squidward. 112 00:05:03,857 --> 00:05:06,359 I'm giving you the patty... 113 00:05:06,426 --> 00:05:08,695 for the hungry customer... 114 00:05:08,762 --> 00:05:11,431 so they can eat it... 115 00:05:11,498 --> 00:05:13,867 when I give it to you... 116 00:05:13,934 --> 00:05:17,070 which is right... now. 117 00:05:18,338 --> 00:05:20,073 Uh, SpongeBob? 118 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:21,975 I'm over here! 119 00:05:22,042 --> 00:05:23,210 Now move! 120 00:05:23,276 --> 00:05:25,011 Okay, Squidward. 121 00:05:25,078 --> 00:05:27,380 Just slowly move your leg. 122 00:05:27,447 --> 00:05:28,882 Walk over there... 123 00:05:28,949 --> 00:05:32,052 with the... dah! 124 00:05:32,118 --> 00:05:34,087 SpongeBob! 125 00:05:34,154 --> 00:05:35,455 I'm sorry, Squidward. 126 00:05:35,522 --> 00:05:37,190 Sponge... Bob... 127 00:05:37,257 --> 00:05:39,125 I'll just make another... doy! 128 00:05:39,192 --> 00:05:40,527 Sponge...! 129 00:05:40,594 --> 00:05:42,362 Hold it... doy! 130 00:05:42,429 --> 00:05:43,497 Let me just... duh! 131 00:05:43,563 --> 00:05:44,998 Hold it... sorry, Squid. 132 00:05:45,065 --> 00:05:46,099 Sorry... Oh... 133 00:05:49,002 --> 00:05:51,605 What's the holdup? 134 00:05:54,007 --> 00:05:56,009 I think my heart just stopped. 135 00:05:59,546 --> 00:06:02,983 It's Sponge... Bob's fault. 136 00:06:03,049 --> 00:06:06,486 SpongeBob's fault... SpongeBob's fault... 137 00:06:08,054 --> 00:06:09,523 I failed. 138 00:06:09,589 --> 00:06:11,791 My career is over. 139 00:06:11,858 --> 00:06:15,228 I'm sorry, spatula. 140 00:06:15,295 --> 00:06:17,664 I'm sorry, hat. 141 00:06:17,731 --> 00:06:19,566 I'm sorry, floor. 142 00:06:19,633 --> 00:06:22,936 I am sorry, Krabby Patties. 143 00:06:28,074 --> 00:06:30,677 Let's see, a five-letter word for happiness. 144 00:06:30,744 --> 00:06:32,312 "Money." 145 00:06:32,379 --> 00:06:34,848 This is the worst service we've ever had. 146 00:06:34,915 --> 00:06:36,883 We're going to the Chum Bucket! 147 00:06:36,950 --> 00:06:38,118 Wait! 148 00:06:38,184 --> 00:06:39,686 Wait! 149 00:06:39,753 --> 00:06:40,787 Don't go! 150 00:06:44,257 --> 00:06:46,426 Oh, yeah, we are definitely out of here. 151 00:06:47,928 --> 00:06:49,296 Wait, don't go! 152 00:06:49,362 --> 00:06:51,631 That's me money walking out the door! 153 00:06:51,698 --> 00:06:54,768 What's the meaning of this, Mr. Squidward? 154 00:06:54,834 --> 00:06:56,403 It's SpongeBob's fault. 155 00:06:56,469 --> 00:07:00,040 Arr... SpongeBob, get out here! 156 00:07:02,142 --> 00:07:03,176 More... 157 00:07:04,311 --> 00:07:05,912 More... 158 00:07:05,979 --> 00:07:07,480 All the way, boy! 159 00:07:09,783 --> 00:07:11,418 What be the matter, SpongeBob? 160 00:07:11,484 --> 00:07:13,954 I ought to make you walk the plank for this. 161 00:07:14,020 --> 00:07:16,189 I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs, it's just that I... 162 00:07:16,256 --> 00:07:16,923 I... 163 00:07:16,990 --> 00:07:18,091 Yes? 164 00:07:18,158 --> 00:07:21,161 I... I... I, I, I, I... 165 00:07:21,227 --> 00:07:22,696 Yes, yes, yes? 166 00:07:22,762 --> 00:07:24,164 I, I, I... 167 00:07:24,230 --> 00:07:25,932 Out with it, boy! What is it? 168 00:07:25,999 --> 00:07:28,034 I forgot how to tie my shoes. 169 00:07:29,102 --> 00:07:30,370 That's all? 170 00:07:30,437 --> 00:07:32,272 So you'll show me how? 171 00:07:32,339 --> 00:07:33,373 I don't wear shoes. 172 00:07:35,508 --> 00:07:36,710 Could you show me 173 00:07:36,776 --> 00:07:38,211 how to tie my shoes? 174 00:07:38,278 --> 00:07:39,579 Uh, fins? 175 00:07:39,646 --> 00:07:41,348 Could you show me how to tie my shoes? 176 00:07:41,414 --> 00:07:44,384 Well, I would, but, sadly, I am only an eel. 177 00:07:47,754 --> 00:07:50,824 Could any of you show me how to tie my laces? 178 00:07:50,890 --> 00:07:54,728 Could you, you, you, you, you or you show me how to tie a knot? 179 00:07:54,794 --> 00:07:57,197 Could you show me how to tie a simple knot? 180 00:07:58,732 --> 00:08:00,667 Could you show me how to tie my shoes? 181 00:08:03,536 --> 00:08:05,605 Could you show me how to tie my shoes? 182 00:08:05,672 --> 00:08:07,807 Arr... I be just a painting of a head. 183 00:08:07,874 --> 00:08:14,414 Doesn't anybody know how to tie a knot...? 184 00:08:18,918 --> 00:08:21,221 Did somebody say knot? 185 00:08:21,287 --> 00:08:23,156 I did. 186 00:08:23,223 --> 00:08:27,427 So, you want to tie knots, do ya? 187 00:08:27,494 --> 00:08:29,462 Well, do ya? 188 00:08:29,529 --> 00:08:31,498 Yes, please, Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir. 189 00:08:31,564 --> 00:08:34,467 Then you've come to the right flying ghost, kid. 190 00:08:34,534 --> 00:08:36,936 You're looking at the first place winner 191 00:08:37,003 --> 00:08:40,240 in the fancy knotting contest for the last 3,000 years! 192 00:08:40,306 --> 00:08:44,344 Hooray! 193 00:08:44,411 --> 00:08:46,179 You're gonna have to not do that. 194 00:08:46,246 --> 00:08:50,583 And stop staring at me with them big old eyes. 195 00:08:50,650 --> 00:08:54,020 Now, stand back and watch me be knotty. 196 00:08:56,956 --> 00:08:59,426 Behold! The pretzel knot! 197 00:08:59,492 --> 00:09:00,427 Ooh... 198 00:09:00,493 --> 00:09:02,829 The double diamond knot! 199 00:09:02,896 --> 00:09:05,398 The square knot! 200 00:09:05,465 --> 00:09:08,435 The constrictor! 201 00:09:08,501 --> 00:09:10,370 The gut knot! 202 00:09:10,437 --> 00:09:12,138 The pillow knot! 203 00:09:14,074 --> 00:09:16,876 The butterfly knot. 204 00:09:16,943 --> 00:09:18,511 Ooh... 205 00:09:18,578 --> 00:09:20,847 Wait, there's more! 206 00:09:20,914 --> 00:09:22,916 The monkey chain! 207 00:09:22,982 --> 00:09:24,551 The monkey's fist! 208 00:09:24,617 --> 00:09:26,019 The monkey! 209 00:09:27,353 --> 00:09:29,355 This one here's a loop knot 210 00:09:29,422 --> 00:09:31,758 otherwise known as the... poop loop. 211 00:09:31,825 --> 00:09:33,193 Poop? 212 00:09:35,095 --> 00:09:37,430 Those are great, Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir. 213 00:09:37,497 --> 00:09:39,599 Now can you show me how to tie my shoes? 214 00:09:42,402 --> 00:09:45,171 I don't know how to tie me shoes. 215 00:09:45,238 --> 00:09:48,875 I haven't worn shoes for over 5,000 years! 216 00:09:48,942 --> 00:09:51,344 But sometimes I like to wear this little sock 217 00:09:51,411 --> 00:09:52,946 over me ghostly tail. 218 00:10:10,497 --> 00:10:11,431 Not now, Gary. 219 00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:13,833 I'm not in the mood, Gary. 220 00:10:15,535 --> 00:10:20,573 Just leave me and my untied shoes alone, Gary. 221 00:10:23,777 --> 00:10:25,945 Okay, Gary, you have my attention. 222 00:10:30,016 --> 00:10:31,851 Gary! 223 00:10:31,918 --> 00:10:33,586 Well, I'll be! 224 00:10:33,653 --> 00:10:34,788 You can tie shoes! 225 00:10:36,422 --> 00:10:38,091 Hopping clams! 226 00:10:38,158 --> 00:10:41,628 How did you learn how to do that? 227 00:11:47,727 --> 00:11:50,997 Ah, beautiful springtime. 228 00:11:51,064 --> 00:11:54,334 A time of fun and frolic for most... 229 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:56,469 but not for this poor slob. 230 00:11:56,536 --> 00:11:58,905 Oh, what a beautiful day. 231 00:11:58,972 --> 00:12:00,473 And here I am 232 00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:03,243 trapped in a prison of high cholesterol. 233 00:12:04,677 --> 00:12:06,779 Oh! No one ever comes in on Sunday. 234 00:12:08,381 --> 00:12:10,850 Oh! Why can't Mr. Krabs just let us go home? 235 00:12:11,918 --> 00:12:12,852 Oh...! 236 00:12:15,588 --> 00:12:17,724 SpongeBob, stop ringing this bell. 237 00:12:17,790 --> 00:12:19,392 I was just testing it. 238 00:12:19,459 --> 00:12:22,262 I will ring the bell when there's an order. 239 00:12:22,328 --> 00:12:23,263 But... 240 00:12:23,329 --> 00:12:25,632 there's no customers! 241 00:12:25,698 --> 00:12:29,002 There hasn't been one all day and there isn't going to be any! 242 00:12:29,068 --> 00:12:30,069 Ooh...! 243 00:12:30,136 --> 00:12:32,238 One Krabby Patty coming up! 244 00:12:32,305 --> 00:12:33,673 No... oof! 245 00:12:35,642 --> 00:12:38,378 That sounds like me money dropping. 246 00:12:38,444 --> 00:12:40,280 What's going on out here? 247 00:12:40,346 --> 00:12:41,614 My babies! 248 00:12:41,681 --> 00:12:43,483 Get away, barbarian! 249 00:12:43,549 --> 00:12:45,251 What have you done? 250 00:12:45,318 --> 00:12:47,787 Nice clean money... soiled! 251 00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,889 I'll take care of you. 252 00:12:49,956 --> 00:12:51,057 Papa clean you up. 253 00:12:51,124 --> 00:12:52,926 Clear the way! 254 00:12:52,992 --> 00:12:55,395 No, no, no, don't cry, little ones. 255 00:12:55,461 --> 00:12:56,362 What's wrong, Mr. Krabs? 256 00:12:59,532 --> 00:13:00,500 Me dime! 257 00:13:04,203 --> 00:13:05,071 Oh... 258 00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:09,142 No...! 259 00:13:10,777 --> 00:13:12,245 I got it, boy. 260 00:13:12,312 --> 00:13:13,680 What the...? 261 00:13:13,746 --> 00:13:15,114 It's stuck! 262 00:13:15,181 --> 00:13:17,216 You got to help me, SpongeBob! 263 00:13:17,283 --> 00:13:19,552 You've got to let go of the dime. 264 00:13:19,619 --> 00:13:21,754 I can think of ten good reasons 265 00:13:21,821 --> 00:13:23,957 to never let go of a dime, boy. 266 00:13:24,023 --> 00:13:26,092 There's got to be another way! 267 00:13:26,159 --> 00:13:28,628 Grab me captain's quarters and heave! 268 00:13:33,499 --> 00:13:35,368 Me arms...! 269 00:13:35,435 --> 00:13:37,303 Oh, no, not again! 270 00:13:55,588 --> 00:13:56,522 Wait... 271 00:13:56,589 --> 00:13:57,757 Squidward... 272 00:13:57,824 --> 00:13:59,192 I'm putting you in charge 273 00:13:59,258 --> 00:14:00,493 of things around here while I'm gone. 274 00:14:01,995 --> 00:14:04,097 You can count on me, sir! 275 00:14:05,665 --> 00:14:07,367 Take care, hurry back. 276 00:14:07,433 --> 00:14:08,468 Get well soon. 277 00:14:08,534 --> 00:14:10,069 You're in our thoughts. 278 00:14:10,136 --> 00:14:12,739 Takes more muscles to frown than to smile. 279 00:14:12,805 --> 00:14:17,043 Okay, SpongeBob, let's get down to business. 280 00:14:17,110 --> 00:14:20,279 My first official act as new manager 281 00:14:20,346 --> 00:14:22,582 is to give you a promotion. 282 00:14:22,648 --> 00:14:23,850 Oh! Really? 283 00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:27,620 You get to run the cash register. 284 00:14:27,687 --> 00:14:29,522 The cash register...? 285 00:14:29,589 --> 00:14:31,190 Wow! 286 00:14:31,257 --> 00:14:33,960 Squidward, who's going to work the grill? 287 00:14:34,027 --> 00:14:37,430 You are— it's part of the promotion I mentioned earlier. 288 00:14:37,497 --> 00:14:39,465 You'll be wearing two hats now. 289 00:14:39,532 --> 00:14:41,701 You're going to take the orders 290 00:14:41,768 --> 00:14:43,903 then you're going to make them! 291 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,772 Oh... 292 00:14:45,838 --> 00:14:48,107 This is the best day of my life. 293 00:14:48,174 --> 00:14:49,942 Me, too. 294 00:14:50,009 --> 00:14:52,578 But wait, if I'm running the register and the grill 295 00:14:52,645 --> 00:14:54,113 what are you going to do? 296 00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:56,015 I've got some very important 297 00:14:56,082 --> 00:14:57,583 boss-like errands to run. 298 00:14:57,650 --> 00:14:58,584 See you later. 299 00:14:58,651 --> 00:14:59,652 Squidward! 300 00:14:59,719 --> 00:15:00,420 What? 301 00:15:00,486 --> 00:15:01,454 You forgot 302 00:15:01,521 --> 00:15:02,655 to teach me how to use... 303 00:15:02,722 --> 00:15:06,426 the cash register... 304 00:15:06,492 --> 00:15:09,796 You push the button and put the money inside. 305 00:15:09,862 --> 00:15:11,931 Okay, you're on your own. 306 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:16,135 I can't believe this is really happening. 307 00:15:16,202 --> 00:15:18,571 Today I start living! 308 00:15:18,638 --> 00:15:23,176 Well, Squidward, you've really outdone yourself this time. 309 00:15:23,242 --> 00:15:27,480 A beautiful day of relaxing and pampering... with pay. 310 00:15:27,547 --> 00:15:30,016 Hmm... guess I do feel kind of bad 311 00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:32,051 for poor little SpongeBob 312 00:15:32,118 --> 00:15:34,454 all by his lonesome... 313 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:35,955 Oh, oh, it will pass. 314 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,458 He's probably just standing at the register 315 00:15:38,524 --> 00:15:40,626 with that stupid grin on his face. 316 00:15:40,693 --> 00:15:41,794 Hey, SpongeBob! 317 00:15:41,861 --> 00:15:43,029 Hey, Patrick! 318 00:15:43,096 --> 00:15:44,430 Hey, SpongeBob 319 00:15:44,497 --> 00:15:46,799 could you give me change for a quarter? 320 00:15:46,866 --> 00:15:49,202 No problem! 321 00:15:49,268 --> 00:15:50,303 Here you go! 322 00:15:50,369 --> 00:15:51,370 Thanks! 323 00:15:51,437 --> 00:15:52,738 I forgot to tell him 324 00:15:52,805 --> 00:15:54,540 how to make change! Oh...! 325 00:15:54,607 --> 00:15:56,209 Sponge... 326 00:15:56,275 --> 00:15:57,343 Bob... 327 00:15:59,112 --> 00:16:01,848 Hmm... Phew. 328 00:16:01,914 --> 00:16:03,850 Hi, Squidward. All done with those errands? 329 00:16:03,916 --> 00:16:05,051 No, I am not. 330 00:16:05,118 --> 00:16:06,752 I just remembered 331 00:16:06,819 --> 00:16:09,522 I needed change for this dollar. 332 00:16:09,589 --> 00:16:11,090 Do you want four quarters 333 00:16:11,157 --> 00:16:13,259 or ten dimes, or 20 nickels, or 100 pennies 334 00:16:13,326 --> 00:16:16,329 or one quarter, three dimes, seven nickels and ten pennies 335 00:16:16,395 --> 00:16:19,265 or, if you give me a five-dollar bill, your options are... 336 00:16:19,332 --> 00:16:21,634 All right! Goodbye. 337 00:16:21,701 --> 00:16:24,203 This is great. 338 00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:27,807 My day off, no worries, just relaxation. 339 00:16:27,874 --> 00:16:30,610 I'm the boss, I deserve this. 340 00:16:30,676 --> 00:16:32,278 Ah... 341 00:16:32,345 --> 00:16:34,714 Everything will be fine. 342 00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:37,650 There won't be any customers today anyway. 343 00:16:37,717 --> 00:16:41,087 He'll probably just stand there bored. 344 00:16:41,154 --> 00:16:44,657 SpongeBob, bored. 345 00:16:44,724 --> 00:16:47,093 Uh... getting kind of bored. 346 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:52,098 Ah... 347 00:16:55,902 --> 00:16:56,869 Aah, ooh! 348 00:17:04,143 --> 00:17:05,912 Oh, what am I doing? 349 00:17:05,978 --> 00:17:10,650 I am wasting valuable relaxing time, that's what I'm doing! 350 00:17:10,716 --> 00:17:13,419 I mean, really, what are the odds? 351 00:17:13,486 --> 00:17:16,489 SpongeBob setting the Krusty Krab on fire? 352 00:17:19,926 --> 00:17:20,860 Aah! 353 00:17:29,769 --> 00:17:31,704 May I help you, sir? 354 00:17:31,771 --> 00:17:33,639 It's me, you dunce! 355 00:17:33,706 --> 00:17:34,974 Oh, hi, Squidward! 356 00:17:35,041 --> 00:17:37,076 How are those errands going? 357 00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:38,978 What's that supposed to mean? 358 00:17:39,045 --> 00:17:40,079 I'm very busy. 359 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,247 I'm sure you are. 360 00:17:41,314 --> 00:17:43,983 I don't like your tone. 361 00:17:44,050 --> 00:17:45,851 I'm sure you are. 362 00:17:45,918 --> 00:17:47,186 How's that? 363 00:17:47,253 --> 00:17:48,354 Just do your jobs! 364 00:17:48,421 --> 00:17:50,189 Aye-aye, Mr. Tentacles. 365 00:17:53,859 --> 00:17:57,730 Boy, no wonder Mr. Krabs put him in charge. 366 00:18:00,132 --> 00:18:05,538 Must... re... lax! 367 00:18:06,606 --> 00:18:07,707 Look at yourself. 368 00:18:07,773 --> 00:18:10,042 You're losing your bluish glow. 369 00:18:10,109 --> 00:18:11,711 Stop worrying so much. 370 00:18:11,777 --> 00:18:13,646 Now, repeat after me. 371 00:18:13,713 --> 00:18:16,949 You will not go back to the Krusty Krab. 372 00:18:17,016 --> 00:18:19,085 I will destroy the Krusty Krab! 373 00:18:19,151 --> 00:18:20,052 Aah! 374 00:18:22,288 --> 00:18:23,789 SpongeBob! 375 00:18:23,856 --> 00:18:24,523 Have you finished...? 376 00:18:24,590 --> 00:18:25,291 No! 377 00:18:25,358 --> 00:18:26,993 That's it! 378 00:18:27,059 --> 00:18:29,662 No matter what sick fantasies run through my mind 379 00:18:29,729 --> 00:18:34,533 I will not go back to that restaurant! 380 00:18:37,603 --> 00:18:39,038 Have you finished those errands? 381 00:18:45,311 --> 00:18:46,779 Have you finished those errands? 382 00:18:49,382 --> 00:18:51,017 Have you finished those errands? 383 00:18:52,184 --> 00:18:53,653 Have you finished those errands? 384 00:18:54,687 --> 00:18:55,988 Have you finished 385 00:18:56,055 --> 00:18:58,024 those errands? 386 00:18:58,090 --> 00:19:00,660 Have you finished those errands? 387 00:19:00,726 --> 00:19:02,295 Have you finished those errands? 388 00:19:02,361 --> 00:19:03,829 Have you finished those errands? 389 00:19:03,896 --> 00:19:04,964 Errands, errands... 390 00:19:05,031 --> 00:19:07,099 Errands, errands, errands... 391 00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:08,668 Have you finished those errands? 392 00:19:08,734 --> 00:19:10,369 Have you finished those errands? 393 00:19:10,436 --> 00:19:11,904 Have you finished those errands? 394 00:19:11,971 --> 00:19:14,106 No, I am not finished with those errands 395 00:19:14,173 --> 00:19:16,609 and I never will be, so quit checking up on me! 396 00:19:16,676 --> 00:19:18,344 I know what you're up to. 397 00:19:18,411 --> 00:19:21,514 Forcing me to come back here every time you mess up! 398 00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:22,348 But I haven't... 399 00:19:22,415 --> 00:19:23,282 Maybe you haven't 400 00:19:23,349 --> 00:19:24,283 messed up yet 401 00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:25,551 but you will. 402 00:19:25,618 --> 00:19:27,053 You will... 403 00:19:27,119 --> 00:19:30,690 And when you do, I'll be there. 404 00:19:30,756 --> 00:19:32,291 I'll be there! 405 00:19:34,694 --> 00:19:37,630 Gosh, Squidward sure is a hard worker. 406 00:19:37,697 --> 00:19:40,166 He makes me proud to wear these hats. 407 00:19:47,173 --> 00:19:49,775 There! Now I'll have to stay here and enjoy myself! 408 00:19:51,477 --> 00:19:54,013 I'm not even going to think about you-know-who 409 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,282 at the you-know-what doing I-don't-care. 410 00:19:57,516 --> 00:20:00,586 Just gonna... relax. 411 00:20:04,156 --> 00:20:08,127 Let Squid's day off... begin. 412 00:20:09,628 --> 00:20:10,896 What was that? 413 00:20:12,631 --> 00:20:14,500 It's SpongeBob. 414 00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:19,138 He's spying on me to see if I'm really doing errands. 415 00:20:19,205 --> 00:20:21,407 But he left his post. 416 00:20:21,474 --> 00:20:24,910 And I've finally caught him messing up. 417 00:20:24,977 --> 00:20:29,248 Aha! I caught you, Sponge... 418 00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:30,883 Branch. 419 00:20:35,187 --> 00:20:39,125 Ha... here's the rubber duck Mr. Krabs wanted me to get. 420 00:20:39,191 --> 00:20:41,060 I got you now! 421 00:20:41,127 --> 00:20:44,130 Wait till Mr. Krabs finds out you're a... toilet. 422 00:20:44,196 --> 00:20:46,932 You're losing it, Squidward. 423 00:20:46,999 --> 00:20:48,100 Calm down. 424 00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:49,935 If I let this get to me again 425 00:20:50,002 --> 00:20:52,605 I'll just end up running down to the Krusty Krab 426 00:20:52,671 --> 00:20:54,607 bursting through the front door 427 00:20:54,673 --> 00:20:57,710 up to that yellow headache, SpongeBob, and he'll say... 428 00:20:57,777 --> 00:20:59,111 Hi, Squidward. 429 00:20:59,178 --> 00:21:00,746 Are you finished with those errands yet? 430 00:21:00,813 --> 00:21:02,448 Aha! 431 00:21:02,515 --> 00:21:05,251 I know you're in here. 432 00:21:08,754 --> 00:21:11,757 He's headed back to the Krusty Krab! 433 00:21:11,824 --> 00:21:13,592 I'll beat him there! 434 00:21:15,327 --> 00:21:17,563 I've got you now, SpongeBob! 435 00:21:17,630 --> 00:21:20,032 Hey, put some clothes on! 436 00:21:20,099 --> 00:21:22,835 The truth will be revealed! 437 00:21:22,902 --> 00:21:25,137 Whoa-ho, right on, Squidward! 438 00:21:25,204 --> 00:21:26,639 Okay, Mr. Krabs. 439 00:21:26,705 --> 00:21:28,340 Get plenty of rest 440 00:21:28,407 --> 00:21:30,276 and if things don't seem right, come back. 441 00:21:30,342 --> 00:21:31,444 Thanks, Doc. 442 00:21:32,578 --> 00:21:33,879 SpongeBob, you can't... 443 00:21:39,919 --> 00:21:41,554 Aha! 444 00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:43,422 I caught you now! 445 00:21:43,489 --> 00:21:45,090 You didn't think I knew 446 00:21:45,157 --> 00:21:47,493 you were a stick outside my window! Ha! 447 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,628 Or the toilet in my bathroom! 448 00:21:49,695 --> 00:21:52,264 And then you were in my bathtub, and I... 449 00:21:52,331 --> 00:21:54,166 and you... and I... 450 00:21:54,233 --> 00:21:57,903 and then you... swam... down the drain... 451 00:21:57,970 --> 00:22:01,006 and... beat me to the Krusty Krab. 452 00:22:01,073 --> 00:22:02,942 Uh, does that mean you're...? 453 00:22:03,008 --> 00:22:04,810 Yes, SpongeBob. 454 00:22:04,877 --> 00:22:08,581 I am finished with those errands. 455 00:22:08,647 --> 00:22:11,383 I guess I want to take my place back 456 00:22:11,450 --> 00:22:13,185 at the cash register. 457 00:22:13,252 --> 00:22:15,521 I really do. 458 00:22:15,588 --> 00:22:17,790 Then you might want to put these on. 459 00:22:23,295 --> 00:22:24,830 Hmm... 460 00:22:24,897 --> 00:22:26,499 Hey, Squidward, you know what? 461 00:22:26,565 --> 00:22:32,571 Look, we forgot to switch the "Closed" sign to "Open." 462 00:22:32,638 --> 00:22:36,675 It's almost like we could have taken the whole day off! 463 00:22:47,786 --> 00:22:51,590 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 464 00:22:51,657 --> 00:22:54,727 and NICKELODEON