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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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and NICKELODEON]

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Welcome to Bikini Bottom,
where can be found

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some of the finest
specimens of undersea life.

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Well, you know.

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Aargh!

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An award?

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I never got an award before.

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Eeee...

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Look, rock, I got an award!

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Jellyfish, I got an award!

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Island, I got an awar...

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I got to show SpongeBob!

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Hold still, Gary.

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Almost done.

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Hey, SpongeBob, guess what?

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I got an award!

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Great, Patrick.

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What's it for?

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See for yourself.

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"For outstanding achievement
in achievement.

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SpongeBob Squarepants?"

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"SpongeBob Squarepants?"

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That's a funny way
to spell my name.

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Patrick, I think
the award is for me.

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You must have got it by mistake.

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But, it's shiny...

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Yeah, but you know
what else is shiny?

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Ice cream!

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Exactly!

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I can find it!

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Is it in here?

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No, that's my...

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award closet.

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I want an award!

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Aw, Patrick, don't cry.

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You'll get an award
one day.

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I'm never going
to get an award

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because I've
never done anything!

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But, you're
Patrick Star...

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You can do anything you want!

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That's easy for you to say.

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You're SpongeBob.

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If you want to win an award,
you have to do something.

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Hmm...

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I want to defeat
the giant monkey man

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and save
the ninth dimension!

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Me, too!

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But that
sounds a little hard.

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Why don't we
start smaller?

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I want to defeat
the little monkey man

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and save
the eighth dimension!

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Smaller.

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Doctor!

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Doctor!

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Fireman?

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The smallest you can think of!

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A job at
the Krusty Krab?

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Yeah!

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I do things at work
all the time!

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Then let's go!

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Boy, it was sure nice
of Mr. Krabs to give me a job.

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When I started
working here

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I had to pay Mr. Krabs
$100 an hour.

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Hey, Squidward,
guess who just got a job?

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Guess who just quit?

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Do I get my award yet?

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You have to work for it,
remember?

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Tartar sauce!

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Pick up order!

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Do I get my award now?

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No, you have
to take the tray
to the customer.

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Okay.

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Almost.

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Try again,
but make sure

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the food gets
to the table.

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Like that?

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Nope.

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Barnacles!

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Let's try
something
different.

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All you have to do
is answer the phone.

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Aye, aye, captain.

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Man on phone:
Is this the Krusty Krab?

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No, this
is Patrick.

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Woman on phone:
Is this the Krusty Krab?

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No, this is
Patrick.

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Man on phone:
Is this the Krusty Krab?

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No, this
is Patrick!

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I'm not
a krusty krab.

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Uh, Patrick, that's
the name of the restaurant.

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Huh?

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Fish paste!

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It's a little dusty
around table three.

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How about if you
sweep it out?

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What's the point?

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I can't
do anything right.

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You'll do fine.

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Hey, pal?

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You just blow in
from Stupidtown?

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Keep trying, Patrick!

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I got a load
of awards

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for SpongeBob
Squarepants.

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Why can't I do anything right?

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Kitchen...

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I'm never going
to get an award now.

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Don't give up,
Patrick!

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This time I've got something

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I know you can do.

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We'll open a jar.

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Easy!

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Now you try.

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First, get a jar.

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That's a pickle.

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You need a jar.

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No.

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No.

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No.

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Try this.

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Now, take the lid off the jar.

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Just relax.

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Lift your hand...

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Great, we're
almost there.

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Now put it
on the lid.

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No, the lid.

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The lid.

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The lid.

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The lid...
the lid...

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the-lid-the-lid-
the-lid-the-lid...

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Freeze!

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Almost there.

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Now head
for the lid...

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Hold.

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Warmer.

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Warmer!

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Warmer!

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You're hot,
you're on fire!

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Ah, it burns!

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Okay, okay, wait, wait!

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Do exactly... as I do.

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Exactly...

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as I do.

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Exactly...

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Exactly...

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Exactly...

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Exactly... as... you... do.

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Oh, no, I broke it!

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No, no, Patrick,
you did it!

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I did?

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Touchdown!

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I'm jar-master!

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That was great, Patrick!

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You really
got the hang of it.

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Yeah, remember
when I had my hand up

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and I put it
on the lid?

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Oh, yeah.

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And then
I took the lid off

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and I thought
I broke it?

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Ah, yeah!

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But I didn't!

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I opened the jar
with my hand!

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And it was all
because you showed me
how to do it.

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I'm never
going to forget this.

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Patrick, you do
exactly what I do

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and you'll have
an award in no time.

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I'm ready, I'm ready

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I'm ready.

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Good morning, SpongeBob.

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Wow, it's amazing
how a simple change of clothes

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can make a guy look...

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just like me.

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Yup, if I'm going
to be an award winner

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I've got
to dress like one.

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That's creepy.

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But flattering.

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I'm ready, I'm ready

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I'm ready,
I'm ready

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I'm ready...

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I'm ready, I'm ready

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I'm ready,

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ready...

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I'm ready...

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Well, back to the old grind.

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Well, back to the old grind.

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Forgot my hat.

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Me, too.

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Whoa!

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Whoa!

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Ha!

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Dropped my spatula!

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Uh... me, too.

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Ohhh!

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Aha!

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You're copying me!

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Yes.

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Why are you
doing that?

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So I can win an award,
like you.

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Well, it's annoying,
so stop it!

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Stop it.

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Say, you're good.

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Thanks.

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Ha!

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Darn!

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Mary had a little lamb

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whose fleece was white as...

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whose fleece was white as...

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pickle fish lips!

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Seaweavel.

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Seaweavel.

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Yorgyschmorgies.

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At least I'm safe
inside my mind.

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At least I'm safe
inside my mind.

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Ahh!

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Stop copying me!

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There's no award
for that!

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Well, I guess
it's safe to go in now.

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Patrick, how long are you
going to keep this up?

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Until I have
as many awards as you!

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We'll see about that!

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No, we won't!

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I'm the jump rope champion
of Bikini Bottom.

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Me, too!

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Oh, yeah?

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I call this one
"the slice and dice."

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Ha— not a scratch on me!

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Oh, no you don't!

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Ugh!

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Not much fun
being me now,
huh, Patrick?

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Are you kidding?

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I used to do this

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way before
I started copying you.

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Whee...

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Ahh!

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My turn!

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I wish I had
the old Patrick back—

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but he wants to be like me.

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Hi, I'm Patrick Star.

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I'm the laziest, pinkest
starfish in Bikini Bottom

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and I wish I were me
and not SpongeBob.

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What's so great
about being
a big pink loser?

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Exactly.

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I was never
closer to an award

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than the minute
I started copying you.

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But Patrick...

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Patrick's not here!

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Trophy delivery!

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Another trophy?

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Oh, great!

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What's it for
this time?

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"For doing
absolutely nothing

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longer than anyone else."

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Patrick!

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This trophy's
for you!

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Yay!

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Oh!

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Eeee...

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So, what are you
going to do now?

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I'm going to go
protect my title!

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So, you thought
I was kidding, huh?

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No, in Bikini Bottom

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excellence can be found
even under a rock.

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Every day is a holiday
for SpongeBob

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even if he has to make one up.

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Hey, everybody!
It's Leif Eriksson Day!

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Hinga-ginga-durgin!

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Ahoy, Patrick!
It's Leif Eriksson Day!

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There's a note.

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"SpongeBob, went to get
more giant paper...

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"Uhhhh, Patrick.

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P.S.--
Happy Leif Eriksson Day!"

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Yaga-hinga-dinga!

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Oh, so much for that.

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Maybe Sandy will play with me.

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Another note!

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"SpongeBob, went south
for the winter— Love, Sandy."

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I don't get it—
the water's fine.

277
00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:33,151
Hey, Squidward, want to play?

278
00:12:33,218 --> 00:12:34,419
"No."

279
00:12:34,486 --> 00:12:35,721
Are you sure?

280
00:12:35,787 --> 00:12:37,222
"Yes."

281
00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:40,459
Darn, I wish I had a buddy
to play with.

282
00:12:40,525 --> 00:12:42,627
I know— I'll make one!

283
00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:45,964
Stick Buddy!

284
00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:47,866
Nah...

285
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,101
Rock Buddy!

286
00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:51,236
Nope.

287
00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:53,138
Sink Buddy!

288
00:12:54,439 --> 00:12:55,073
Almost.

289
00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:57,075
I've got it...

290
00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:02,781
Bubble Buddy!

291
00:13:06,351 --> 00:13:09,788
This... is... great!

292
00:13:11,556 --> 00:13:14,559
I can't wait for you to meet
Squidward and Mr. Krabs.

293
00:13:15,727 --> 00:13:18,430
Don't be shy... come on!

294
00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:21,500
Please,
come again...

295
00:13:21,566 --> 00:13:22,934
when I'm not working.

296
00:13:23,001 --> 00:13:23,502
Next!

297
00:13:23,568 --> 00:13:25,370
Hi, Squidward.

298
00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:27,606
How am I supposed to
enjoy your day off

299
00:13:27,672 --> 00:13:28,774
if you come
to work anyway?

300
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,742
I want you to meet
my new friend, Bubble Buddy.

301
00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:33,111
This bubble
is your friend?

302
00:13:34,846 --> 00:13:35,914
Ah-ha-ha...

303
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:39,384
Well, he's handsome—
I'll give him that.

304
00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:40,385
Ha-ha-ha.

305
00:13:40,452 --> 00:13:41,420
What will it be?

306
00:13:41,486 --> 00:13:42,654
Oh, I'm not hungry.

307
00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:44,656
Well, thanks
for stopping by.

308
00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:47,659
Wait! You haven't taken
Bubble Buddy's order yet.

309
00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:48,927
Why would I do that?

310
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:49,761
He's hungry.

311
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:51,363
He's an inanimate object.

312
00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,131
His money's no good here.

313
00:13:53,198 --> 00:13:55,333
What are you saying,
Mr. Squidward?

314
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,202
Everyone's money
is good here.

315
00:13:58,136 --> 00:14:00,906
At the Krusty Krab,
we serves all kinds.

316
00:14:00,972 --> 00:14:03,175
I'm not taking an order
for a bubble.

317
00:14:03,241 --> 00:14:06,912
Sure you are—
or I'll fill your life
with misery and woe...

318
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,215
Even if you quit.

319
00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:12,617
Make I take
your order?

320
00:14:12,684 --> 00:14:13,952
Wait, Bubble Buddy.

321
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,053
Let me decide for you.

322
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,655
Hmm...

323
00:14:16,721 --> 00:14:18,824
"Krabby Patty, Double Patty
Patty, Krabby Junior Junior

324
00:14:18,890 --> 00:14:21,827
"Jumbo Small Patty,
Junior Senior Sophomore Patty

325
00:14:21,893 --> 00:14:24,029
Quarter Ouncer
Double Pounder..."

326
00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:24,963
Oh, it's all so good.

327
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,799
He'll just have
one of everything.

328
00:14:27,866 --> 00:14:31,169
One of everything? Whoopee!

329
00:14:32,370 --> 00:14:35,740
I love Bubble Buddy!

330
00:14:35,807 --> 00:14:39,211
Squidward, show
our best customer
to his table.

331
00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:43,882
Bubble Buddy's
thirsty.

332
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:46,485
How about a glass
of our finest shampoo?

333
00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:49,154
Sounds great.

334
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,056
Oh.

335
00:14:55,026 --> 00:14:57,529
Here's your hair-care product,
sir.

336
00:14:57,596 --> 00:14:59,798
Uh, Bubble Buddy
likes bendy straws.

337
00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:05,504
Huh, what's that?

338
00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:08,140
Bubble Buddy says
it tastes funny.

339
00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:09,407
What do you think?

340
00:15:09,474 --> 00:15:10,642
Mr. Krabs...

341
00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:13,845
Think of the customer.

342
00:15:16,948 --> 00:15:19,918
Oh, silly me—
I got the
diet shampoo.

343
00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:26,858
Here we go— one of everything
for Bubble Buddy.

344
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,728
Oh, no, Squidward, wait!

345
00:15:29,794 --> 00:15:32,130
There's cheese on these patties.

346
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:33,999
And?

347
00:15:34,065 --> 00:15:36,801
Bubble Buddy's
lactose intolerant—

348
00:15:36,868 --> 00:15:38,470
he can't eat cheese.

349
00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:39,137
What should we do?

350
00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:41,540
We?

351
00:15:41,606 --> 00:15:43,708
How about you take
these patties and sho...

352
00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:45,043
Mr. Squidward...

353
00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:47,812
Don't worry,
Bubble Buddy—

354
00:15:47,879 --> 00:15:50,815
Squidward will make
a fresh batch.

355
00:15:55,954 --> 00:15:58,523
What, is he allergic
to bread, too?

356
00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,992
Actually,
he doesn't like the crust.

357
00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:03,695
And the ketchup should be
under the patty

358
00:16:03,762 --> 00:16:05,997
and the pickles should be
on the left side

359
00:16:06,064 --> 00:16:06,898
and you...

360
00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:08,533
and Squidward...
and Squidward...

361
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,135
and Squidward...
and Squidward...

362
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:10,802
Here!
One of everything!

363
00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:12,571
No cheese, no crust

364
00:16:12,637 --> 00:16:13,638
pickles on left,
four squirts of ketchup

365
00:16:13,705 --> 00:16:15,974
wheat buns,
non-dairy lettuce

366
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:19,644
and farm-raised tomatoes—
carnival-style!

367
00:16:19,711 --> 00:16:22,447
And if there's
anything else
I can do

368
00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:24,583
please hesitate
to ask.

369
00:16:25,483 --> 00:16:26,818
That was delicious.

370
00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:28,753
Money's on the table,
Mr. Krabs!

371
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:30,422
So long, boys.

372
00:16:30,488 --> 00:16:34,292
You see, Squidward,
the restaurant game
is all about service.

373
00:16:34,359 --> 00:16:36,061
The customer
is always right.

374
00:16:36,127 --> 00:16:39,698
Remember that, lad, and
you'll be as successful
as me one day.

375
00:16:39,764 --> 00:16:41,433
Oh, you're right,
Mr. Krabs.

376
00:16:41,499 --> 00:16:44,169
I learned my lesson.

377
00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:48,473
And by the way,
Bubble Buddy
picked up the tab.

378
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:49,641
What's this?

379
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:52,277
Bubble money.

380
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:55,013
At least they
left a tip.

381
00:17:00,318 --> 00:17:02,988
Here we are, Bubble Buddy—
Goo Lagoon.

382
00:17:03,054 --> 00:17:04,322
There are lots of ways
to have fun here.

383
00:17:04,389 --> 00:17:06,424
Dudes, bury me!

384
00:17:06,491 --> 00:17:07,092
See what I mean?

385
00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:10,895
All done.

386
00:17:11,429 --> 00:17:13,298
All right!

387
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,666
Bubble Buddy,
you dig him out

388
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:16,801
while I get
some cotton candy.

389
00:17:16,868 --> 00:17:19,871
Don't just stand there, dude—
the tide's coming in.

390
00:17:22,073 --> 00:17:23,742
Dude?

391
00:17:29,814 --> 00:17:31,483
My friend's in there.

392
00:17:31,549 --> 00:17:32,817
Congratulations.

393
00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:36,554
Whoo... shake it!

394
00:17:36,621 --> 00:17:39,724
Whoo-hoo!
Shake it, yeah!

395
00:17:39,791 --> 00:17:41,626
Shake that bubble butt, yeah!

396
00:17:47,098 --> 00:17:48,833
Is my butt big?

397
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:57,776
Oh... it's the world-famous
surfer, Grubby Grouper!

398
00:17:57,842 --> 00:17:59,878
Later, groupies!

399
00:17:59,944 --> 00:18:03,281
Grubby's got
to go catch some
gnarly pounders.

400
00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:07,719
Oh, I'll never wash
this flipper again.

401
00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:09,721
Hey, Pearl—

402
00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:11,122
shake hands
with Bubble Buddy.

403
00:18:20,832 --> 00:18:23,368
It's his first time
on his own.

404
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:26,271
Once again,
congratulations.

405
00:18:27,505 --> 00:18:29,507
Popcorn, peanuts!

406
00:18:29,574 --> 00:18:30,742
Ice-cold drinks!

407
00:18:31,776 --> 00:18:35,580
Two hours
is long enough!

408
00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,649
That's it!

409
00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:39,951
Hey, Bubble Buddy,
you're finished.

410
00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:46,491
He kept us waiting for a bubble?

411
00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:47,592
That's nothing—

412
00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:50,762
He called us fat!

413
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,801
He washed my flipper.

414
00:18:56,868 --> 00:18:58,503
He owes me money!

415
00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:01,239
He made me provide
excellent service!

416
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:05,243
Dudes, he made me
experience high tide.

417
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:10,014
Ohhh...

418
00:19:10,081 --> 00:19:12,951
He poisoned our water supply,
burned our crops

419
00:19:13,017 --> 00:19:15,453
and delivered a plague
unto our houses.

420
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,255
He did?

421
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:22,026
No, but are we just going
to wait around until he does?

422
00:19:22,093 --> 00:19:25,463
I say we tip
something over!

423
00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:26,765
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

424
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,168
Hey!

425
00:19:31,269 --> 00:19:32,570
Now what?

426
00:19:32,637 --> 00:19:32,871
Get the lifeguard!

427
00:19:36,207 --> 00:19:36,908
Wait! Don't waste this
senseless violence on him.

428
00:19:41,646 --> 00:19:42,614
It's that stupid bubble
of SpongeBob's

429
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:43,014
that's causing
all the problems.

430
00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:45,016
Who's with me?

431
00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:47,051
Pop the bubble!

432
00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:55,126
Hey, everyone!

433
00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:57,262
Have you met my friend,
Bubble Buddy?

434
00:19:57,328 --> 00:19:59,264
Yes...

435
00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:03,535
Hey, is this one of
those sewing circles?

436
00:20:03,601 --> 00:20:07,138
No...

437
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:09,040
Would you stay back
with those pins?

438
00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:11,209
Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy
uncomfortable.

439
00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:13,878
SpongeBob,
that bubble's got to go.

440
00:20:13,945 --> 00:20:15,613
Oh, no, he already
took care of that.

441
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:19,350
No— "go" as in...

442
00:20:20,985 --> 00:20:22,954
Ah! Why?

443
00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:25,356
You and that bubble
have been nothing but trouble!

444
00:20:25,423 --> 00:20:27,559
It's time
to end it.

445
00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:29,727
No, I won't let you!

446
00:20:31,262 --> 00:20:32,630
Here we go!

447
00:20:32,697 --> 00:20:36,501
You'll never catch us now!

448
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:37,869
Never... A-ha!

449
00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:40,405
Never!

450
00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:41,539
Ne-ver.

451
00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:43,641
Enough sea-horsing around,
SpongeBob.

452
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,479
Give us that bubble!

453
00:20:47,545 --> 00:20:49,848
Pop the bubble!
Pop the bubble!

454
00:20:51,616 --> 00:20:52,650
Pop the bubble!

455
00:20:52,717 --> 00:20:54,018
No, you can't!

456
00:20:54,085 --> 00:20:54,319
He's not just
a bubble...

457
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,789
he's a Bubble Buddy.

458
00:20:57,856 --> 00:20:58,223
He's my friend
and I love him.

459
00:21:00,191 --> 00:21:03,461
Haven't you ever had
a very special friend?

460
00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:08,666
Nickel Buddy,
I'll never spend you.

461
00:21:08,733 --> 00:21:10,001
Funny Muffler...

462
00:21:10,735 --> 00:21:11,970
and Jerky Pal...

463
00:21:13,371 --> 00:21:15,507
Boo-boo Keys...

464
00:21:15,573 --> 00:21:17,408
Snake Eyes...

465
00:21:17,475 --> 00:21:19,010
We love you!

466
00:21:19,077 --> 00:21:21,513
So, what do you say?

467
00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:23,281
Pop the bubble!
Pop the bubble!

468
00:21:26,050 --> 00:21:29,053
Pop the bubble!
Pop the bubble!

469
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,622
Pop the bubble!

470
00:21:30,688 --> 00:21:31,956
Pop the bubble!

471
00:21:32,023 --> 00:21:33,725
Let's get this over with
so I can go home

472
00:21:33,791 --> 00:21:36,261
and play my clarinet.

473
00:21:36,327 --> 00:21:39,230
Nooo...

474
00:21:48,806 --> 00:21:49,908
Whoa!

475
00:21:53,244 --> 00:21:55,713
Hey, don't I get
a say in this?

476
00:21:56,447 --> 00:21:58,983
I'll see you later,
SpongeBob.

477
00:21:59,050 --> 00:22:00,385
Things are getting
weird around here.

478
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:06,324
So long.

479
00:22:08,293 --> 00:22:10,528
Happy Leif Eriksson Day!

480
00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:11,930
He's alive.

481
00:22:11,996 --> 00:22:13,298
Of course.

482
00:22:13,364 --> 00:22:15,700
Otherwise he couldn't tell
such funny jokes.

483
00:22:19,203 --> 00:22:20,605
Okay by me... I'm gone.

484
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,473
Seems like
only this morning

485
00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:23,074
I held his bottle.

486
00:22:24,776 --> 00:22:27,211
They blow up so fast.

487
00:22:32,016 --> 00:22:36,087
Ah... hi.

488
00:22:37,388 --> 00:22:40,692
[Captioning sponsored by THE
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489
00:22:40,758 --> 00:22:42,660
and NICKELODEON]