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We join Bikini Bottom's noblest,
boldest... oldest superheroes

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as they bravely prepare
for vacation.

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But wait!

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While our heroes relax
at Leisure Village

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who will watch the Mermalair?

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ManSponge!

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And BoyPatrick!

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Reporting for duty!

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Yeah, yeah,
follow me.

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Up, up and away!

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Evil!

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Now, we want you boys

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to keep an eye
on the place.

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Water the plants
and make sure...

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Oh, my gosh,
Patrick!

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This is the greatest wall

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of superhero
secret gadgetry ever!

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I get the Cosmic Ray!

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I get the Aquaglove!

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Hold on there, boys!

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You cannot play
with this stuff.

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What about the Orb of Confusion?

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No, no!

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Prolonged exposure to
the Orb of Confusion

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will give you...
confusion!

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What about the
Invisible Boatmobile?

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Especially not the
Invisible Boatmobile!

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When we say,
"Don't touch anything"

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we mean, "Don't touch anything!"

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Do you understand?

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Loud and clear,
trusted boy companion!

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Ah, great.

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Here are
the keys.

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We'll see you in a week.

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Up, up and away!

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Come, BoyPatrick.

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While our heroes are away,
we will keep evil at bay!

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Huh?

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Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma...

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What is it,
trusted sidekick?

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Ma-ma-ma-ma,
ma-ma-ma-ma-ma...

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Ma-ma-ma-ma,
ma-ma-ma-ma-ma...

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Ma-ma-ma-ma,
ma-ma-ma-ma-ma!

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Ma-ma-ma-ma,
ma-ma-ma-ma-ma!

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Man Ray!

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Hey, SpongeBob, how come
he's not chasing us?

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Looks like he's frozen.

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Fr-fr-fr, fro-fro-fro...

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It appears to be some
sort of prison chamber...

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made out of frozen tartar sauce.

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This is incredible!

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Next to the Dirty Bubble

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the evil Man Ray is the all-time
greatest arch-nemesis

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of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy!

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I have so many questions
to ask him.

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We're not supposed
to touch anything!

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But you said
you had a question.

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We could get
in trouble!

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He said not
to touch anything!

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And that includes unfreezing
a supervillain!

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I'm free!

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Uh, actually,
Mr. uh... Man Ray, sir

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only your head is free.

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By the supreme authority
of wickedness

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I, the evil Man Ray,
command you to release me

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from this frozen prison at once!

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Well, uh,
Mr. evil Man Ray, sir,
we can't do that.

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Why... not?

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Because you're evil!

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You mean, if I was good,
then you'd let me go?

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Yeah, sure, why not?

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Then, uh... in that case,
I am good.

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Really?

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Yes, really.

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Really, really?

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Yes, yes, really, really.

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Really, really, really?

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Yes, yes, already,
I'm good, I'm good!

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Not let me out of here

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or you'll suffer
dire consequences!

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Well, that's
good enough for me.

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You fools!

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Prepare to be eradicated!

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Ah, ooh...

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What's wrong
with me?

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What is this infernal
contraption?

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Don't play dumb,
Man Ray—

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you know that's
the Tickle Belt

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Mermaidman used on you
in episode number 17!

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As seen in episode 17!

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Oh, I love that episode.

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Oh, me, too,
me, too.

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I'll never get out of here
wearing this belt!

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I need an evil plan that will
trick them to take it off me.

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Time for those acting lessons
to pay off.

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Remember that part
when Mermaidman...

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Oh, sob, oh, cry!

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Oh, woe is me!

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You don't know what it's like
being evil for so long.

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Oh, how I wish to be... good.

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If only some kind heroes would
show me the path to decency.

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We could teach you
how to be good

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and then we'll
let you go!

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Ah, that would be
fantastic!

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I'll fake my way
through this

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just like I did
in high school.

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Okay, Man Ray,
are you ready

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for your first day
at goodness school?

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Pat, get your wallet out.

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Okay, goodness lesson
number one:

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You see someone drop
their wallet.

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Patrick, drop the wallet.

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Now, what would you do?

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Excuse me, sir

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but I do believe you've
dropped your wallet.

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Doesn't look familiar
to me.

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What?

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I just saw you drop it— here.

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Nope, it's not mine.

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It is yours.

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I... I'm trying to be
a good person

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and return it to you.

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Return what to who?

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Aren't you... Patrick Star?

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Yup.

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And this is your I.D.?

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Yup.I found this I.D.

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in this wallet

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and if that's the case,
this must be your wallet.

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That makes sense to me.

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Then take it.

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It's not my wallet.

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Oh, you dim bulb!

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Take back your wallet
or I'll rip your arms off!

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Uh-uh, wrong...

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Good people don't rip

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other people's arms off.

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Oh, oh, stop!

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Okay, goodness lesson
number two.

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You see someone struggling
with a heavy package.

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What do you do?

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Hello, friend.

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I noticed you were struggling
with that package.

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Would you like
some help?

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Ow!

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Oops.

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Sorry, can I
start over?

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I noticed you were...

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Ow!

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Oops, got to
start again.

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You butter-fingered
pink thing!

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What's in that box,
anyhow?

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My wallets.

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Oh, SpongeBob,
tickle him!

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Ah, that tickles,
but it's worth it!

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All right, goodness lesson
number three.

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Uh... let's see...

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I've got one.

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I'm thinking of a number
between one and 100.

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What is it?

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Um... 62?

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Wrong!

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Stop, stop...

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Hey, Patrick

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that's not about
being good.

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Let go of it, SpongeBob!

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Pat, we can use it
only when he's bad.

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Let go!

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Frequency rising...

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belt out of control...

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Tickling my DNA...

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Make it stop!

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Please!

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Did you hear that,
Patrick?

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He said the "p" word.

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Peanuts?

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No, "please."

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Well, that's good enough
for me.

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I guess he's
reconstituted.

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Rehabilitated.

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Gesundheit.

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It's graduation day, Man Ray!

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This is the key to your future.

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Just look at him, Patrick,
the picture of goodness.

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We're not supposed
to touch that.

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Or that, either.

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We are really
not supposed
to touch those, sir.

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Good people have

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no use for weapons...

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The only thing I'm good at
is being evil.

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So long, suckers!

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What's that smell,
SpongeBob?

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That, Patrick, is
the smell of defeat.

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Good, I thought it was
my skin.

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Forget about your skin,
Patrick!

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Man Ray is still bad and
someone has to stop him.

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This is a job
for Mermaidman...

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And Barnacleboy!

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To the Invisible
Boatmobile!

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Ignition... on!

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Wait— I don't have
a license!

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Well, this is
an invisible boat, right?

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So you need an
invisible license!

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You're the
best sidekick ever,
Barnacleboy.

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Thank goodness
for invisible seat belts!

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Out of my way, fools.

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You no longer
have control of me

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and now this town
belongs to Man Ray!

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Not so fast,
arch villain.

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We still have
the Orb of Confusion.

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Take this!

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Well, that was easy.

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All right, people!

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Everybody stand
right where you are.

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I want you to, uh...

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No, no, stop giggling,
or I'll have to...

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Stop laughing, you fools!

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What can I do
for you, sir?

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I'll tell you
what you can do!

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Give me all of your, uh...

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Give me, give me all of your...

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Give me...

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Ah! The belt is gone,
but I still feel its tickle.

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The urge to do bad is gone!

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I guess I'll just open
a checking account.

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Man Ray!

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No need to be alarmed,
SpongeBob.

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Your teachings have
transformed me.

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Besides... I have checks
with little poodles on them!

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I won't be
needing this
anymore.

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Farewell, fellow do-gooder.

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Bye, Man Ray!

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Wow, we did it—

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just like the real
Mermaidman and Barnacleboy!

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We saved the day!

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Isn't it incredible, Patrick?

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Patrick?

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Patrick, you know

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that thing's
turned off, right?

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Patrick, yoo-hoo,
Patrick?

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Okay, everybody settle down.

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Welcome to the Komedy Krab!

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Now, please give a warm welcome
to our first comic

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the indiscernible
Doogie Williams.

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Good evening, folks.

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I'm going to skip the jokes

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and get right to the part
where I throw pies at you.

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I hope I do as good as that guy.

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Man, those people
will laugh at anything.

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Hey, don't
sweat it, kid.

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I got 'em all
warmed up for you.

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Put your fins together
for SpongeBob SquarePants!

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Go get 'em,
SpongeBob!

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Whoo-hoo!

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Hey, hey, hey,
ladies and jellyfish

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have you ever noticed
salt shakers?

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I mean, you fill them up
every night at closing

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and, I mean,
where does it all go?

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Huh? You know what I mean?

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And tomatoes— what's the deal
on those things?

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Because, I mean

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you chop them up
into slices, but...

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What are they, vegetables or...

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fruit?

265
00:12:50,372 --> 00:12:52,174
And what does that make ketchup?

266
00:12:52,975 --> 00:12:54,777
Oh, brother!

267
00:12:54,843 --> 00:12:55,945
This guy stinks!

268
00:12:56,011 --> 00:12:58,747
Hey! Hey, funny guy!

269
00:12:58,814 --> 00:13:00,683
I got a joke
for you!

270
00:13:00,749 --> 00:13:01,951
What smells rotten

271
00:13:02,017 --> 00:13:04,019
and puts people
to sleep?

272
00:13:04,086 --> 00:13:05,888
Um, noxious gas?

273
00:13:05,955 --> 00:13:07,957
No! Your act!

274
00:13:10,092 --> 00:13:15,898
Did you ever notice
how, uh, forks, uh...

275
00:13:15,965 --> 00:13:18,667
Forks?
Come on!

276
00:13:20,369 --> 00:13:22,171
Quick, SpongeBob!

277
00:13:22,238 --> 00:13:23,739
Make a witty observation!

278
00:13:25,274 --> 00:13:25,908
P.U.

279
00:13:28,811 --> 00:13:33,782
Did you ever notice
how big squirrels' teeth are?

280
00:13:34,883 --> 00:13:35,784
That's true.

281
00:13:35,851 --> 00:13:36,885
Huh?

282
00:13:36,952 --> 00:13:38,387
I mean, hey

283
00:13:38,454 --> 00:13:39,855
you could land a plane
on those things.

284
00:13:42,925 --> 00:13:45,261
And what's up
with that squirrel fur?

285
00:13:45,327 --> 00:13:46,762
I guess fleas need a home, too.

286
00:13:49,965 --> 00:13:52,001
Squirrel fur!

287
00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:52,968
And they smell!

288
00:13:53,035 --> 00:13:56,572
Uh, but hey, you'd stink, too

289
00:13:56,639 --> 00:13:57,940
if you spent three months
buried in dirt.

290
00:14:03,245 --> 00:14:05,147
Why does it take
more than one squirrel

291
00:14:05,214 --> 00:14:05,781
to change a light bulb?

292
00:14:05,848 --> 00:14:08,250
Why?

293
00:14:08,317 --> 00:14:11,420
Because they're so darn stupid!

294
00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:18,827
Oh, that's
a good one,
eh, Sandy?

295
00:14:18,894 --> 00:14:20,129
Uh, y-yeah.

296
00:14:22,031 --> 00:14:24,300
That was
fantastic, boy!

297
00:14:24,366 --> 00:14:26,201
You really
knocked them out!

298
00:14:26,268 --> 00:14:28,904
I think I'll do this
joke night again

299
00:14:28,971 --> 00:14:30,472
with you as
the headliner!

300
00:14:30,539 --> 00:14:33,609
I never thought I could be
a headliner!

301
00:14:33,676 --> 00:14:34,376
Whatever that is.

302
00:14:34,443 --> 00:14:35,944
The headliner's
the one

303
00:14:36,011 --> 00:14:37,646
who cleans up
after the show.

304
00:14:37,713 --> 00:14:40,416
Well, at least I don't have
to clean up my act!

305
00:14:41,483 --> 00:14:43,752
Stick with
the squirrel jokes, boy.

306
00:14:43,819 --> 00:14:44,386
Now get busy!

307
00:14:44,453 --> 00:14:46,355
Mops, mops, mops.

308
00:14:46,422 --> 00:14:46,989
What's up with those things?

309
00:14:47,056 --> 00:14:47,990
I mean, really!

310
00:14:48,057 --> 00:14:49,858
Oh, hey, Sandy.

311
00:14:49,925 --> 00:14:50,926
Howdy, SpongeBob.

312
00:14:50,993 --> 00:14:51,894
Did you like
the show?

313
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:56,465
Well, a-actually, SpongeBob, no.

314
00:14:56,532 --> 00:14:57,966
Those jokes are hurtful
and you know it.

315
00:14:58,033 --> 00:14:58,867
Come on, Sandy.

316
00:14:58,934 --> 00:15:00,035
I was just joking.

317
00:15:00,102 --> 00:15:02,104
I mean,
everybody knows

318
00:15:02,171 --> 00:15:04,440
you're the smartest one
at Bikini Bottom.

319
00:15:04,506 --> 00:15:06,408
Well, I can't argue with that.

320
00:15:06,475 --> 00:15:08,911
We all gotta laugh
at ourselves once in a while.

321
00:15:08,977 --> 00:15:11,313
I do it all the time!

322
00:15:17,486 --> 00:15:19,088
You're right,
SpongeBob.

323
00:15:19,154 --> 00:15:21,557
I was being
a little too sensitive.

324
00:15:21,623 --> 00:15:22,524
No hard feelings.

325
00:15:24,126 --> 00:15:25,894
Okay, deodorant.

326
00:15:25,961 --> 00:15:26,962
Huh, let's see.

327
00:15:27,029 --> 00:15:29,965
Roll-on or stick?

328
00:15:30,032 --> 00:15:32,768
I think she
should buy both.

329
00:15:33,268 --> 00:15:33,969
Huh?

330
00:15:34,036 --> 00:15:35,371
Hey, look,
guys!

331
00:15:35,437 --> 00:15:38,440
It's the
stupid squirrel!

332
00:15:38,507 --> 00:15:39,508
I know—

333
00:15:39,575 --> 00:15:42,077
let's try
and communicate
with it.

334
00:15:42,144 --> 00:15:44,613
Duh...

335
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:48,717
Hmph!

336
00:15:50,152 --> 00:15:52,821
Hello,
little critter.

337
00:15:52,888 --> 00:15:54,123
What's your name?

338
00:15:54,189 --> 00:15:56,258
Don't stand too close
to a squirrel, Billy.

339
00:15:56,325 --> 00:15:56,892
You'll catch
its stupid.

340
00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:58,927
Okay, Mom.

341
00:15:58,994 --> 00:16:00,028
Stupidity isn't a virus

342
00:16:00,095 --> 00:16:03,532
but it sure is spreading
like one.

343
00:16:03,599 --> 00:16:04,967
SpongeBob! SpongeBob!

344
00:16:05,033 --> 00:16:07,936
SpongeBob! SpongeBob!

345
00:16:13,075 --> 00:16:15,244
Because they're stupid.

346
00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:17,880
Because they're stupid.

347
00:16:17,946 --> 00:16:19,581
Hey, uh,
SpongeBob?

348
00:16:19,648 --> 00:16:20,349
Oh, hi, Sandy.

349
00:16:20,416 --> 00:16:21,150
Um, I need
to talk to you

350
00:16:21,216 --> 00:16:23,452
about them
squirrel jokes.

351
00:16:23,519 --> 00:16:25,053
We already talked
about that, remember?

352
00:16:29,158 --> 00:16:32,094
SpongeBob,
this is serious.

353
00:16:32,161 --> 00:16:33,162
Since you've been
telling them jokes

354
00:16:33,228 --> 00:16:35,097
people have been treating me
different.

355
00:16:35,164 --> 00:16:37,032
SpongeBob,
five minutes.

356
00:16:37,099 --> 00:16:41,069
Hel-lo, Sandy.

357
00:16:41,136 --> 00:16:42,971
Me Patrick.

358
00:16:43,038 --> 00:16:49,812
Do you
un-der-stand?

359
00:16:50,946 --> 00:16:52,815
Squirrels.

360
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:53,682
Y-y-you see?

361
00:16:53,749 --> 00:16:55,150
That's what I'm
talking about.

362
00:16:55,217 --> 00:16:56,285
That's just
Patrick.

363
00:16:56,351 --> 00:16:57,486
He's fooling
around.

364
00:16:57,553 --> 00:16:59,221
I'm just asking you
as a friend

365
00:16:59,288 --> 00:17:01,457
please lay off them
squirrel jokes, okay?

366
00:17:01,523 --> 00:17:03,559
Tell some of them
other jokes you got.

367
00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,894
Other jokes?

368
00:17:07,629 --> 00:17:08,330
Bah!

369
00:17:08,397 --> 00:17:09,031
I got a million
of them.

370
00:17:09,097 --> 00:17:11,266
Thanks, SpongeBob.

371
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,602
I knew
you'd understand.

372
00:17:13,669 --> 00:17:15,971
SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
SpongeBob! SpongeBob!

373
00:17:16,038 --> 00:17:20,108
Put your fins together
for SpongeBob SquarePants!

374
00:17:23,812 --> 00:17:25,948
Uh, hi.

375
00:17:27,449 --> 00:17:31,086
Uh, did you hear about
the goldfish who went bankrupt?

376
00:17:31,153 --> 00:17:31,987
Now he's a bronze fish.

377
00:17:33,155 --> 00:17:35,090
What?

378
00:17:35,157 --> 00:17:37,259
I guess you heard that one.

379
00:17:37,326 --> 00:17:38,160
I haven't
heard it!

380
00:17:38,227 --> 00:17:40,262
Good one,
SpongeBob.

381
00:17:40,329 --> 00:17:42,364
Thank you, you're too kind.

382
00:17:42,431 --> 00:17:44,500
Hey, what about this water?

383
00:17:44,566 --> 00:17:47,302
I mean, the stuff's everywhere.

384
00:17:47,369 --> 00:17:50,339
Tell the one about
the squirrel and
the light bulbs!

385
00:17:50,405 --> 00:17:53,742
Uh... hey, what about
this thing?

386
00:17:53,809 --> 00:17:54,643
Huh? Huh?

387
00:17:54,710 --> 00:17:57,145
Get on with
the squirrel jokes!

388
00:17:57,212 --> 00:18:00,983
Squirrel jokes! Squirrel jokes!
Squirrel jokes! Squirrel jokes!

389
00:18:01,049 --> 00:18:04,286
Squirrel jokes! Squirrel jokes!
Squirrel jokes!

390
00:18:04,353 --> 00:18:06,321
What do I do? What do I do?

391
00:18:06,388 --> 00:18:08,156
SpongeBob, you've got
a choice to make:

392
00:18:08,223 --> 00:18:12,294
Your friends or your career?

393
00:18:12,361 --> 00:18:14,963
Squirrel jokes! Squirrel jokes!

394
00:18:22,304 --> 00:18:24,640
Howdy, y'all!

395
00:18:27,142 --> 00:18:30,479
How come it takes
more than one squirrel

396
00:18:30,546 --> 00:18:32,147
to screw in a light bulb?

397
00:18:32,214 --> 00:18:36,218
Because they're so darn stupid!

398
00:18:37,286 --> 00:18:38,720
My people!

399
00:18:39,254 --> 00:18:41,390
Seriously, folks,
I want to give

400
00:18:41,456 --> 00:18:43,492
a special thanks
to my friend Sandy.

401
00:18:45,327 --> 00:18:46,595
Sandy, don't you see?

402
00:18:46,662 --> 00:18:48,230
The crowd loves these jokes.

403
00:18:48,297 --> 00:18:49,831
Am I right?

404
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:53,535
Don't you see, Sandy?

405
00:18:53,602 --> 00:18:55,270
We're laughing with
you, not at you.

406
00:18:55,337 --> 00:18:57,072
Do you understand
now, Sandy?

407
00:18:57,139 --> 00:18:59,374
Huh? Do you?

408
00:18:59,441 --> 00:19:01,109
I understand exactly
what's going on, SpongeBob.

409
00:19:01,176 --> 00:19:03,445
Great.

410
00:19:03,512 --> 00:19:05,180
I knew sooner or later
you'd get it.

411
00:19:05,247 --> 00:19:06,748
What a great sport.

412
00:19:06,815 --> 00:19:08,350
Let's give a big hand
to Sandy!

413
00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:12,120
But clap slow, because remember,
she's a squirrel!

414
00:19:13,188 --> 00:19:15,490
Thank you.

415
00:19:15,557 --> 00:19:18,427
You've been a wonderful audience
and, uh, good night.

416
00:19:18,493 --> 00:19:23,165
Ah... another spectacular
performance, SpongeBob.

417
00:19:23,231 --> 00:19:25,567
Oh, what's this, a fan letter?

418
00:19:31,239 --> 00:19:33,642
You did it, SpongeBob.

419
00:19:33,709 --> 00:19:36,912
You get to keep your career
and your friends.

420
00:19:42,217 --> 00:19:46,054
I'm glad that Sandy can finally
see the genius of my comedy.

421
00:19:46,121 --> 00:19:47,623
Good morning, Sandy.

422
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:55,330
Well, how-dee!

423
00:19:55,397 --> 00:19:57,399
Sandy, are you
feeling all right?

424
00:19:57,466 --> 00:20:01,570
I'm just being
my au-naturally squirrely self.

425
00:20:04,506 --> 00:20:07,209
Well, come
on in.

426
00:20:07,275 --> 00:20:09,277
Y'all must be tired

427
00:20:09,344 --> 00:20:12,280
from telling them
funny jokes all the time.

428
00:20:12,347 --> 00:20:14,082
Why don't you take
a load off?

429
00:20:15,617 --> 00:20:18,253
Uh, Sandy, I think something's
wrong with this seat.

430
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:23,925
Naw, I just done put glue on it
so you wouldn't fall off.

431
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,261
Are them flowers
for me?

432
00:20:26,328 --> 00:20:29,264
You even done
got me a vase.

433
00:20:29,331 --> 00:20:32,000
But Sandy, that...
that's not a...

434
00:20:33,001 --> 00:20:33,602
Ain't that purdy?

435
00:20:33,669 --> 00:20:35,270
Sandy, I need wa...

436
00:20:35,337 --> 00:20:36,171
Oh, that's right.

437
00:20:36,238 --> 00:20:38,473
You's a sea critter.

438
00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:42,477
Now, what was that thing
sea critters need?

439
00:20:42,544 --> 00:20:47,115
Um... uh, let's see...
sea critters need, uh...

440
00:20:47,182 --> 00:20:47,883
Wa...

441
00:20:47,949 --> 00:20:50,085
Oh, wait!
Don't tell me.

442
00:20:50,152 --> 00:20:51,219
I know this one.

443
00:20:51,286 --> 00:20:52,554
Wa...

444
00:20:52,621 --> 00:20:55,290
Wa... llet?
Watch? Waffles?

445
00:20:55,357 --> 00:20:56,291
Sandy!

446
00:20:56,358 --> 00:20:58,694
Water!

447
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,195
Well, why didn't you
just say so?

448
00:21:00,262 --> 00:21:02,330
Here you go.

449
00:21:02,397 --> 00:21:05,567
Yup, us squirrels
sure is stupid.

450
00:21:07,803 --> 00:21:09,204
Sandy!

451
00:21:09,271 --> 00:21:10,639
Squirrels is dumb.

452
00:21:10,706 --> 00:21:12,641
Sandy!

453
00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:15,343
Okay, Sandy, I get it!

454
00:21:15,410 --> 00:21:16,878
What's that?

455
00:21:16,945 --> 00:21:18,113
You want more?

456
00:21:18,180 --> 00:21:19,014
Okey-dokey.

457
00:21:19,081 --> 00:21:21,216
More water for the sea critter.

458
00:21:22,551 --> 00:21:25,220
Okay, Sandy, okay!

459
00:21:25,287 --> 00:21:26,888
I get it!

460
00:21:28,657 --> 00:21:31,827
No more squirrel jokes.

461
00:21:31,893 --> 00:21:33,295
SpongeBob! SpongeBob!

462
00:21:33,361 --> 00:21:35,297
SpongeBob! SpongeBob!

463
00:21:35,363 --> 00:21:37,766
Thank you, thank you very much.

464
00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:39,401
On my way over here
I ran into a squirrel

465
00:21:39,468 --> 00:21:41,703
and I said, "Hey

466
00:21:41,770 --> 00:21:43,572
"why don't you go get
a couple squirrel friends

467
00:21:43,638 --> 00:21:46,408
and we'll go change
a light bulb?"

468
00:21:48,410 --> 00:21:52,914
But seriously, folks, the only
thing dumber than a squirrel

469
00:21:52,981 --> 00:21:54,049
is a sponge!

470
00:21:56,051 --> 00:21:59,421
I mean, we're so dumb,
we don't even have a vertebrae!

471
00:22:01,056 --> 00:22:01,623
Look at me!

472
00:22:01,690 --> 00:22:04,226
I got no bones.

473
00:22:05,260 --> 00:22:06,094
That's true.

474
00:22:07,462 --> 00:22:10,098
Crabs? Oh, brother.

475
00:22:10,165 --> 00:22:13,935
They're so cheap they can't even
pay attention!

476
00:22:15,537 --> 00:22:17,806
It's true!
I am cheap!

477
00:22:17,873 --> 00:22:20,342
Now let me tell you
about those fish.

478
00:22:20,408 --> 00:22:22,210
Boy, are they smelly.

479
00:22:22,277 --> 00:22:22,911
Whoo-hoo!

480
00:22:22,978 --> 00:22:24,679
How could a creature

481
00:22:24,746 --> 00:22:28,016
who spends so much time
in the water smell so bad?

482
00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:29,084
I mean, really.

483
00:22:29,151 --> 00:22:31,987
Soap, soap, what is soap?

484
00:22:36,792 --> 00:22:39,795
And don't even get me started
on starfish!

485
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:50,572
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