1 00:00:09,994 --> 00:00:17,902 and Nickelodeon] 2 00:00:17,969 --> 00:00:19,604 America's favorite pirate 3 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:22,907 and president of the SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club 4 00:00:22,974 --> 00:00:26,978 Patchy the Pirate. 5 00:00:33,885 --> 00:00:35,353 Oh! Hi! 6 00:00:35,420 --> 00:00:36,888 I'm Patchy the Pirate 7 00:00:36,955 --> 00:00:40,491 president of the SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club! 8 00:00:43,561 --> 00:00:45,463 Oh! 9 00:00:47,031 --> 00:00:48,299 Hey, that's better. 10 00:00:48,366 --> 00:00:49,334 Squawk! 11 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,269 Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 12 00:00:51,336 --> 00:00:53,371 That's right, Potty. 13 00:00:53,438 --> 00:00:55,106 It is Christmas. 14 00:00:55,173 --> 00:00:58,476 And there ain't nothing better in the seven seas 15 00:00:58,543 --> 00:01:00,578 than a Bikini Bottom Christmas. 16 00:01:00,645 --> 00:01:04,716 It sure is a magical time of year. 17 00:01:06,417 --> 00:01:08,219 Why I'll bet old SpongeBob 18 00:01:08,286 --> 00:01:11,089 is gearing up for Santa Claus right now! 19 00:01:11,155 --> 00:01:12,757 I sure am! 20 00:01:17,095 --> 00:01:19,030 I'm ready! 21 00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:22,133 Not bad for a creature 22 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:23,801 with no vertebrae. 23 00:01:23,868 --> 00:01:26,371 And I'm sure our pal Patrick 24 00:01:26,437 --> 00:01:28,072 is doing his share 25 00:01:28,139 --> 00:01:29,641 of the decorating. 26 00:01:35,313 --> 00:01:38,583 I, too, am also preparing for Christmas. 27 00:01:38,650 --> 00:01:42,353 Mmm, unbaked cookie dough! 28 00:01:44,522 --> 00:01:45,790 Potty want cookie dough! 29 00:01:45,857 --> 00:01:47,292 Huh? Oh! 30 00:01:47,358 --> 00:01:48,459 Cookie! 31 00:01:48,526 --> 00:01:49,627 Potty, no! 32 00:01:49,694 --> 00:01:50,795 Get out of here! 33 00:01:50,862 --> 00:01:51,796 Potty... 34 00:01:51,863 --> 00:01:53,331 Ah, give us a lick. 35 00:01:53,398 --> 00:01:55,433 Back off, you flying freak. 36 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:57,635 Clarify, please. 37 00:01:57,702 --> 00:02:00,138 This here cookie dough is for the children 38 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:01,506 not for pesky parrots. 39 00:02:03,441 --> 00:02:04,575 What's that? 40 00:02:04,642 --> 00:02:05,810 Three bells. 41 00:02:05,877 --> 00:02:09,314 We all know what three bells means. 42 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:10,982 Free ice cream! 43 00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:13,851 No, you silly livers. 44 00:02:13,918 --> 00:02:15,053 No! 45 00:02:15,119 --> 00:02:16,754 Man overboard? 46 00:02:16,821 --> 00:02:18,890 You I'm ignoring. 47 00:02:18,957 --> 00:02:20,058 No... 48 00:02:20,124 --> 00:02:22,327 It's time to open fan letters! 49 00:02:22,393 --> 00:02:25,496 Oh, thank you, Potty. 50 00:02:25,563 --> 00:02:28,599 Okay, Potty, thank you. 51 00:02:28,666 --> 00:02:31,135 Come on, give it, you birdbrain! 52 00:02:33,371 --> 00:02:34,706 Quiet, you infernal bird! 53 00:02:36,007 --> 00:02:37,575 Hmm! 54 00:02:37,642 --> 00:02:39,711 This letter comes to us from... 55 00:02:39,777 --> 00:02:41,779 Name and address withheld. 56 00:02:46,784 --> 00:02:48,286 And he writes: 57 00:02:48,353 --> 00:02:49,721 "Dear SpongeBob 58 00:02:49,787 --> 00:02:51,289 "I am ten years old 59 00:02:51,356 --> 00:02:54,692 "and I was wondering if you like Christmas as much as I do. 60 00:02:54,759 --> 00:02:55,827 Sincerely yours..." 61 00:02:55,893 --> 00:02:57,462 Name and address withheld. 62 00:02:57,528 --> 00:02:59,397 A very good question. 63 00:02:59,464 --> 00:03:03,801 But you know, they didn't always celebrate Christmas in Bikini Bottom. 64 00:03:03,868 --> 00:03:05,570 Squawk! They didn't? 65 00:03:05,636 --> 00:03:08,573 No, sir, my fine-feathered little neck pain! 66 00:03:09,807 --> 00:03:10,975 Whoa! 67 00:03:14,178 --> 00:03:18,316 There was a time when no one had even heard of Christmas in Bikini Bottom. 68 00:03:18,383 --> 00:03:22,153 Hey, who wants to hear the story of SpongeBob's very first Christmas? 69 00:03:22,220 --> 00:03:23,955 Squawk... 70 00:03:24,989 --> 00:03:25,923 Potty? 71 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:31,662 You ate all me cookie dough! 72 00:03:31,729 --> 00:03:34,065 Sqouch... 73 00:03:34,132 --> 00:03:37,502 Oh, well, on with the show. 74 00:03:51,416 --> 00:03:53,317 Today I'm going sneak up 75 00:03:53,384 --> 00:03:57,422 and get that Sandy with a super-sneaky karate move. 76 00:03:57,488 --> 00:03:59,223 Hoo... ha! 77 00:03:59,290 --> 00:04:00,725 Hoo, hee-hee! 78 00:04:00,792 --> 00:04:02,460 Whoo... hi! 79 00:04:07,965 --> 00:04:10,435 What diabolical act is she committing now? 80 00:04:12,503 --> 00:04:13,905 Fire! 81 00:04:13,971 --> 00:04:16,908 Don't worry, Sandy, I'm coming! 82 00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:21,779 Stand back, Sandy! 83 00:04:21,846 --> 00:04:23,114 Fire! 84 00:04:23,181 --> 00:04:24,916 Huh? 85 00:04:24,982 --> 00:04:26,784 So, I guess there's no fire? 86 00:04:26,851 --> 00:04:28,719 What in the name of the Alamo 87 00:04:28,786 --> 00:04:30,688 is wrong with you, SpongeBob? 88 00:04:30,755 --> 00:04:32,090 Ain't you never seen 89 00:04:32,156 --> 00:04:33,791 a Christmas tree before? 90 00:04:33,858 --> 00:04:34,826 Christmas who? 91 00:04:34,892 --> 00:04:35,827 What? 92 00:04:35,893 --> 00:04:37,662 Y'all never heard of Christmas? 93 00:04:37,728 --> 00:04:39,297 Is she a friend from Texas? 94 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:40,531 No! 95 00:04:40,598 --> 00:04:43,101 I can't believe y'all haven't heard about... 96 00:04:43,167 --> 00:04:45,203 Christmas. 97 00:04:45,269 --> 00:04:47,405 Tell me more about this... 98 00:04:47,472 --> 00:04:49,740 Christmas. 99 00:04:49,807 --> 00:04:52,810 And so Sandy wove a magical tale 100 00:04:52,877 --> 00:04:55,279 of gumdrops and penny whistles. 101 00:04:55,346 --> 00:04:59,183 She told of toy-making elves and flying reindeer. 102 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:02,987 But best of all she told of the one they call... 103 00:05:03,054 --> 00:05:05,423 Santa Claus. 104 00:05:07,792 --> 00:05:10,394 and everyone pretends to like the fruitcake. 105 00:05:10,461 --> 00:05:11,896 Yawn. 106 00:05:11,963 --> 00:05:14,665 But the best part is you can write a letter 107 00:05:14,732 --> 00:05:17,568 to this guy Santa Claus and tell him what you want 108 00:05:17,635 --> 00:05:18,836 and he brings it to you. 109 00:05:18,903 --> 00:05:20,371 Just like a genie! 110 00:05:22,306 --> 00:05:24,308 I don't know about you lubbers 111 00:05:24,375 --> 00:05:27,245 but any fella who's giving away free stuff 112 00:05:27,311 --> 00:05:28,679 is a friend o' mine. 113 00:05:28,746 --> 00:05:30,214 That's the spirit, Mr. Krabs. 114 00:05:30,281 --> 00:05:32,783 Here you go: you can get started on your letter. 115 00:05:32,850 --> 00:05:35,920 I can't believe anybody would celebrate a holiday 116 00:05:35,987 --> 00:05:39,957 where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts. 117 00:05:40,024 --> 00:05:41,492 Like a genie. 118 00:05:41,559 --> 00:05:42,894 Pipe down, Squidward! 119 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,662 I'm trying to concentrate. 120 00:05:44,729 --> 00:05:47,031 This things as good as a blank check 121 00:05:47,098 --> 00:05:49,333 direct from the First National Bank 122 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,002 of Santa Claus. 123 00:05:51,068 --> 00:05:52,170 Ah, brother. 124 00:05:52,236 --> 00:05:53,271 Yeah... 125 00:05:53,337 --> 00:05:54,906 Okay, who's next? 126 00:05:54,972 --> 00:05:57,175 Ooh, ooh, me, me! 127 00:05:57,241 --> 00:05:58,509 Here you go, Patrick. 128 00:05:58,576 --> 00:06:00,478 There's no words on this paper. 129 00:06:00,545 --> 00:06:01,479 Not yet. 130 00:06:01,546 --> 00:06:02,480 Yippee! 131 00:06:02,547 --> 00:06:04,182 A writing stick! 132 00:06:04,248 --> 00:06:06,184 Come on, Squidward, write a letter. 133 00:06:06,250 --> 00:06:07,818 SpongeBob, grow up, will you? 134 00:06:07,885 --> 00:06:09,654 No one's going to give me a gift 135 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,089 just because I write them a stupid letter. 136 00:06:13,324 --> 00:06:15,393 SpongeBob, I ripped my paper. 137 00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:17,261 Could I have another one? 138 00:06:17,328 --> 00:06:19,263 Sure, buddy, here you go. 139 00:06:19,330 --> 00:06:20,431 Okey-dokey, Squid... 140 00:06:21,499 --> 00:06:22,433 ward. 141 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:23,968 Uh, SpongeBob? 142 00:06:24,035 --> 00:06:25,036 Thanks. 143 00:06:26,304 --> 00:06:28,439 "Dear... San..." 144 00:06:28,506 --> 00:06:29,774 Oh, not again! 145 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:31,742 Here, Patrick, watch me. 146 00:06:31,809 --> 00:06:33,077 "Dear Santa... 147 00:06:33,144 --> 00:06:35,880 "What do I want for Christmas, you may ask? 148 00:06:35,947 --> 00:06:39,884 "All I want if for you to visit the gentle folk here in Bikini Bottom. 149 00:06:39,951 --> 00:06:41,886 That is my wish." 150 00:06:45,356 --> 00:06:47,124 Patrick, I designed this mechanism 151 00:06:47,191 --> 00:06:49,293 to shoot bottles to the surface. 152 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:50,928 The hopes of everyone rest 153 00:06:50,995 --> 00:06:53,197 on the success of its maiden voyage. 154 00:06:53,264 --> 00:06:55,700 Fire in the hole! 155 00:06:57,001 --> 00:06:58,169 Santa! 156 00:07:00,104 --> 00:07:01,138 Where's Santa? 157 00:07:01,205 --> 00:07:03,374 He doesn't come till Christmas Eve. 158 00:07:03,441 --> 00:07:05,009 Okay, boy, my demands... 159 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:07,645 er, uh, I mean letter, is ready to go. 160 00:07:07,712 --> 00:07:08,646 Great, Mr. Krabs. 161 00:07:08,713 --> 00:07:09,914 What did you wish for? 162 00:07:09,981 --> 00:07:11,249 A pony. 163 00:07:11,315 --> 00:07:13,017 Really? 164 00:07:13,084 --> 00:07:15,486 With saddle bags full of money! 165 00:07:18,522 --> 00:07:19,890 Here you go, SpongeBob. 166 00:07:19,957 --> 00:07:21,792 What did you wish for, Patrick? 167 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:23,894 Another piece of paper. 168 00:07:25,229 --> 00:07:27,265 And what did you wish for, little girl? 169 00:07:27,331 --> 00:07:29,100 Front teeth. 170 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:31,836 I could use a new hat. 171 00:07:33,204 --> 00:07:35,339 I need a new hairstyle. 172 00:07:35,406 --> 00:07:39,010 Another glass of water for my teeth. 173 00:07:43,814 --> 00:07:45,983 Excuse me, coming through, out of the way. 174 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:48,052 Great, Squidward, you finished. 175 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:49,287 What's your wish? 176 00:07:49,353 --> 00:07:51,922 My wish is that the people of Bikini Bottom 177 00:07:51,989 --> 00:07:54,992 will stop paying any attention to the inane drivel 178 00:07:55,059 --> 00:07:58,796 that is constantly streaming out of this dunderhead's mouth. 179 00:07:59,797 --> 00:08:00,898 Gee, Squidward 180 00:08:00,965 --> 00:08:02,800 maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary 181 00:08:02,867 --> 00:08:04,835 so I can understand what you just said. 182 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:06,837 Okay, everybody, we've got a lot to do 183 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:08,739 now that we've summoned Santa Claus. 184 00:08:08,806 --> 00:08:10,941 We must ready ourselves for his arrival. 185 00:08:11,008 --> 00:08:13,377 Hooray! 186 00:10:08,325 --> 00:10:10,327 Is Squidward right? 187 00:10:10,394 --> 00:10:13,364 Can there be a Christmas under the sea? 188 00:10:13,431 --> 00:10:15,166 Stay tuned. 189 00:10:15,232 --> 00:10:16,734 Whoa... 190 00:10:21,305 --> 00:10:22,773 It's about time you got back! 191 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:24,208 Now I can finish me story. 192 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:25,976 So, SpongeBob was sending 193 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:28,579 the last of the letters to Santa... 194 00:10:32,183 --> 00:10:34,485 I hope he can read Portuguese. 195 00:10:34,552 --> 00:10:36,787 Ah... well, that's the last letter. 196 00:10:36,854 --> 00:10:38,055 Wait! 197 00:10:38,122 --> 00:10:40,491 Squidward hasn't written his letter yet! 198 00:10:40,558 --> 00:10:41,926 Squidward, hurry! 199 00:10:41,992 --> 00:10:43,027 Squidward! 200 00:10:43,093 --> 00:10:44,862 Squidward, hurry! 201 00:10:46,931 --> 00:10:48,799 SpongeBob, what are you doing? 202 00:10:48,866 --> 00:10:51,368 Don't worry, Squidward, I'll help you get started. 203 00:10:51,435 --> 00:10:53,170 "Dear Santa Claus..." 204 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:54,905 SpongeBob, forget it. 205 00:10:54,972 --> 00:10:56,073 Right, too formal. 206 00:10:56,140 --> 00:10:57,074 "Hi, Santa." 207 00:10:57,141 --> 00:10:58,209 SpongeBob, no! 208 00:10:58,275 --> 00:10:59,477 "Howdy, Claus"? 209 00:10:59,543 --> 00:11:00,978 I'm not writing a letter 210 00:11:01,045 --> 00:11:03,080 to a figment of your imagination. 211 00:11:03,147 --> 00:11:05,115 But, Squidward, when Santa comes 212 00:11:05,182 --> 00:11:07,551 you'll be the only one without a gift. 213 00:11:07,618 --> 00:11:11,355 SpongeBob, how many times do I have to say it? 214 00:11:11,422 --> 00:11:14,024 I don't believe in Santa Claus! 215 00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:16,994 Come on, Squid, all you have to do is write a letter. 216 00:11:17,061 --> 00:11:18,496 What have you got to lose? 217 00:11:18,562 --> 00:11:20,731 My self-respect. 218 00:11:20,798 --> 00:11:22,132 My sanity. 219 00:11:22,199 --> 00:11:23,400 My lunch. 220 00:11:23,467 --> 00:11:24,702 Squidward, come on! 221 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,303 Come on, Squidward! 222 00:11:26,370 --> 00:11:28,239 Don't be a party pooper! 223 00:11:28,305 --> 00:11:29,440 Come on out! 224 00:11:29,507 --> 00:11:32,076 Santa Claus is a big phony! 225 00:11:32,142 --> 00:11:34,678 SpongeBob has got you all fooled! 226 00:11:34,745 --> 00:11:36,981 Come on, Squidward! 227 00:11:38,716 --> 00:11:40,784 Drop the whole anti-Christmas thing! 228 00:11:40,851 --> 00:11:44,255 Hmm, those idiots are going to be up all night 229 00:11:44,321 --> 00:11:46,724 while I get a full night's sleep. 230 00:11:58,602 --> 00:12:03,007 Come on, everybody, let's sing till Santa gets here! 231 00:12:20,491 --> 00:12:23,527 Hey, where's Santa? 232 00:12:24,728 --> 00:12:28,032 Uh, he should be here any minute. 233 00:12:31,602 --> 00:12:32,736 Oh, forget this! 234 00:12:36,540 --> 00:12:39,143 Thanks for the lies, Mr. Fairytale. 235 00:12:39,209 --> 00:12:42,146 Let's go waste our time somewhere else. 236 00:12:42,212 --> 00:12:45,082 Hey, guys, where's your Christmas spirit? 237 00:12:45,149 --> 00:12:46,784 He's just running late. 238 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,887 He probably just stopped for a snack. 239 00:12:49,954 --> 00:12:51,455 Fat guys get hungry, right? 240 00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:52,890 Yeah! 241 00:13:00,064 --> 00:13:03,233 Never trust a genie. 242 00:13:15,412 --> 00:13:17,147 Morning already? 243 00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:18,382 Oh, boy! 244 00:13:19,850 --> 00:13:22,219 Merry Christmas! 245 00:13:22,286 --> 00:13:23,988 Ho-ho-ho! 246 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:26,991 Merry Christmas! 247 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,492 Wait! 248 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:30,294 Oh, I see 249 00:13:30,361 --> 00:13:32,429 a great Christmas photo op. 250 00:13:32,496 --> 00:13:34,965 Can you move in a little? 251 00:13:35,032 --> 00:13:37,668 Say "Santa Claus." 252 00:13:37,735 --> 00:13:40,571 Santa Claus... 253 00:13:42,039 --> 00:13:42,973 Aw... 254 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:47,144 Our first Christmas. 255 00:14:02,292 --> 00:14:04,728 You were right, Squidward. 256 00:14:04,795 --> 00:14:07,364 This is a stupid holiday. 257 00:14:12,703 --> 00:14:14,538 I still want you to have this. 258 00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:17,675 What... what's this? 259 00:14:17,741 --> 00:14:19,677 A present. 260 00:14:19,743 --> 00:14:20,811 I made it for you 261 00:14:20,878 --> 00:14:23,313 so you wouldn't feel left out when... 262 00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:24,848 Santa came! 263 00:14:27,051 --> 00:14:29,820 Oh, gee, you know, I... 264 00:14:29,887 --> 00:14:31,789 You're welcome. 265 00:14:34,258 --> 00:14:36,093 SpongeBob? 266 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,429 He made me a present? 267 00:14:38,495 --> 00:14:41,165 It's probably a jellyfish net. 268 00:14:41,231 --> 00:14:42,666 Or an old Krabby Patty. 269 00:14:42,733 --> 00:14:44,001 Or... 270 00:14:44,068 --> 00:14:46,670 his favorite underpants. 271 00:14:46,737 --> 00:14:48,205 Present, ha! 272 00:14:48,272 --> 00:14:49,740 What? 273 00:14:49,807 --> 00:14:52,910 Why, it looks like a clarinet. 274 00:14:55,512 --> 00:14:58,182 It smells like one, too. 275 00:14:58,248 --> 00:15:00,517 Hand-crafted out of driftwood. 276 00:15:00,584 --> 00:15:04,054 And it's even got my name on it. 277 00:15:04,121 --> 00:15:05,556 What's this? 278 00:15:11,195 --> 00:15:13,931 Wow! 279 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:18,102 This is the greatest gift I have ever gotten. 280 00:15:19,737 --> 00:15:21,872 Oh, I feel like a... 281 00:15:21,939 --> 00:15:25,142 I feel like a... I feel like a... 282 00:15:27,211 --> 00:15:29,613 Big jerk! 283 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,416 What have I done to poor SpongeBob? 284 00:15:32,483 --> 00:15:34,351 Uh, hey, SpongeBob, uh... 285 00:15:34,418 --> 00:15:35,753 SpongeBob? 286 00:15:35,819 --> 00:15:39,723 I guess I won't be needing this. 287 00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:43,660 Oh... 288 00:15:43,727 --> 00:15:45,095 That's better. 289 00:15:48,899 --> 00:15:51,101 The poor little guy. 290 00:15:51,168 --> 00:15:53,303 All he wanted was to spread a little joy. 291 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:56,807 I better get this stuff off of Squid's place. 292 00:15:58,776 --> 00:16:02,379 Ho-ho-ho! Ho-ho-ho! 293 00:16:02,446 --> 00:16:03,547 Huh? Hello? 294 00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:04,715 Who's there? 295 00:16:04,782 --> 00:16:05,816 Huh? Hello? 296 00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:10,287 Ho-ho-ho! Ho-ho-ho! 297 00:16:10,354 --> 00:16:12,055 Hello? Yes? Who's there? 298 00:16:12,122 --> 00:16:13,223 Huh? Hello? 299 00:16:13,290 --> 00:16:14,258 Show yourself. 300 00:16:14,324 --> 00:16:15,325 Whoo-hoo! Hello? 301 00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:16,426 Who is it? Huh? 302 00:16:16,493 --> 00:16:17,995 Up here, you dunce! 303 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:21,765 I mean, uh... Merry Christmas, little boy! 304 00:16:22,966 --> 00:16:24,868 Could... could it be? 305 00:16:24,935 --> 00:16:28,872 Yes, it is I, Santa Claus! 306 00:16:28,939 --> 00:16:30,240 Ho-ho-ho... 307 00:16:30,307 --> 00:16:32,609 hoo, heh, huh, ooh! 308 00:16:32,676 --> 00:16:35,078 Hey, you're... 309 00:16:35,145 --> 00:16:40,484 S-s-san... S-s-san... 310 00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:42,152 S-s-san... 311 00:16:42,219 --> 00:16:43,754 Hey, uh, kid? 312 00:16:43,821 --> 00:16:45,389 Take it easy. 313 00:16:45,455 --> 00:16:50,060 S-s-san... ta! 314 00:16:51,829 --> 00:16:52,763 SpongeBob. 315 00:16:52,830 --> 00:16:54,431 SpongeBob. 316 00:16:54,498 --> 00:16:56,700 SpongeBob! 317 00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:59,670 S-s-s-s-an... 318 00:16:59,736 --> 00:17:01,171 Don't do that again. 319 00:17:01,238 --> 00:17:03,807 I knew you'd make it, Santa! 320 00:17:03,874 --> 00:17:06,543 Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly? 321 00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:10,147 Well, uh, that, um, is a result of, uh... 322 00:17:10,214 --> 00:17:12,883 undersea pressure on my body. 323 00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:16,520 Where's your reindeer and your flying machine? 324 00:17:16,587 --> 00:17:18,822 Uh, I loaned them to the Easter bunny. 325 00:17:18,889 --> 00:17:20,324 And what about that nose? 326 00:17:20,390 --> 00:17:22,759 I knew you were supposed to have a big one 327 00:17:22,826 --> 00:17:24,194 but that thing's gigantic. 328 00:17:25,596 --> 00:17:27,197 All right, I'm Santa! 329 00:17:27,264 --> 00:17:28,665 Santa! 330 00:17:28,732 --> 00:17:32,035 This is the greatest gift you could have given me. 331 00:17:32,102 --> 00:17:35,472 Thank you for bringing Christmas to Bikini Bottom. 332 00:17:35,539 --> 00:17:39,176 I didn't bring Christmas to Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob. 333 00:17:39,243 --> 00:17:40,444 You did. 334 00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:43,180 I did? 335 00:17:43,247 --> 00:17:44,248 Oh... 336 00:17:47,951 --> 00:17:50,053 Merry Christmas, SpongeBob! 337 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:52,923 Merry Christmas! 338 00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:55,959 Phew! I'm glad that's over. 339 00:17:56,026 --> 00:17:58,462 Do you have a present for me, Santa? 340 00:17:58,528 --> 00:18:02,399 Uh, well, uh, see, I'm not, I'm not really... 341 00:18:02,466 --> 00:18:04,668 Oh, go ahead, Santa Claus. 342 00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:06,103 See, he is real. 343 00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:09,339 He made my Christmas wish come true. 344 00:18:09,406 --> 00:18:10,908 He won't let you down. 345 00:18:10,974 --> 00:18:13,377 Uh, right, just a second. 346 00:18:13,443 --> 00:18:14,745 Okay, quickly, let's see. 347 00:18:14,811 --> 00:18:16,179 What do little girls like? 348 00:18:16,246 --> 00:18:18,548 Um, a book of matches or a shaving kit? 349 00:18:18,615 --> 00:18:20,484 A copy of my birth certificate? 350 00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:22,953 There's got to be something around here. 351 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,221 Think, think, think! 352 00:18:24,288 --> 00:18:25,389 Ah, perfect! 353 00:18:25,455 --> 00:18:26,857 Here you go, little girl. 354 00:18:26,924 --> 00:18:28,025 Ho-ho-ho! 355 00:18:29,092 --> 00:18:30,027 Thanks, Santa. 356 00:18:30,093 --> 00:18:32,029 That almost felt good. 357 00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:38,802 Uh... who...? 358 00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:40,637 Hey, Santa, where's my present? 359 00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:42,005 And mine? 360 00:18:42,072 --> 00:18:43,473 And what about me? 361 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:48,779 Uh... let's see what Santa has for all you good people. 362 00:18:48,845 --> 00:18:50,480 Think fast, Santa. 363 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,482 Gifts for the people. 364 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,384 Aha! 365 00:18:54,451 --> 00:18:57,254 A bowl of mashed potatoes for you. 366 00:18:57,321 --> 00:19:00,490 Thank you, Santa, this is just what I wanted. 367 00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:02,059 A new hairstyle. 368 00:19:04,027 --> 00:19:06,063 Thanks, Santa. 369 00:19:08,966 --> 00:19:10,400 Here you go, Patrick. 370 00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:11,835 Whoa...! 371 00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:13,937 A wristwatch! 372 00:19:23,847 --> 00:19:25,682 Thank you, Santa! 373 00:19:28,352 --> 00:19:30,253 What was I thinking? 374 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,788 I gave away all my stuff 375 00:19:31,855 --> 00:19:33,957 just so SpongeBob wouldn't be sad. 376 00:19:34,024 --> 00:19:36,526 Am I insane? 377 00:19:37,661 --> 00:19:39,663 You might as well take the door. 378 00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:41,164 That's all that's left. 379 00:19:41,231 --> 00:19:43,233 Squidward, you missed him! 380 00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,135 He was here, just like I said! 381 00:19:45,202 --> 00:19:46,670 He gave us all presents! 382 00:19:46,737 --> 00:19:48,739 He was jolly and he had a beard. 383 00:19:48,805 --> 00:19:51,308 His nose was big and he had rosy cheeks. 384 00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:53,844 He was friendly and kind and Santa-ish. 385 00:19:53,910 --> 00:19:55,379 Oh, his belly was small 386 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:58,015 but his nose was huge with Christmas joy... 387 00:19:58,081 --> 00:20:01,184 Well, at least it's over. 388 00:20:01,251 --> 00:20:02,319 Huh? 389 00:20:02,386 --> 00:20:04,554 What's this? 390 00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,456 "Dear Squidward 391 00:20:06,523 --> 00:20:08,992 "Thanks for all your help! 392 00:20:09,059 --> 00:20:10,861 "You've been a real good boy this year! 393 00:20:10,927 --> 00:20:14,231 Warm regards, Santa Claus." 394 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:15,399 Ho-ho-ho-ho! 395 00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,634 Ho-ho-ho! 396 00:20:17,701 --> 00:20:20,437 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho... 397 00:20:20,504 --> 00:20:22,472 Merry Christmas! 398 00:20:22,539 --> 00:20:26,043 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho... 399 00:20:27,177 --> 00:20:30,847 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho... 400 00:20:30,914 --> 00:20:37,821 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho- ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho... Oh! 401 00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:40,157 Ho-ho-ho-ho... 402 00:20:40,223 --> 00:20:41,491 Ho-ho-ho-ho... 403 00:20:41,558 --> 00:20:43,326 Yup, I'm insane. 404 00:20:49,066 --> 00:20:52,202 Merry Christmas! 405 00:20:52,269 --> 00:20:54,871 Ho-ho-ho... 406 00:20:56,573 --> 00:20:59,309 SpongeBob voice: Ahoy, Patrick, it's Christmas Island. 407 00:20:59,376 --> 00:21:00,811 Patrick voice: Presents Ahoy! 408 00:21:00,877 --> 00:21:02,045 SpongeBob voice: Hooray! 409 00:21:03,246 --> 00:21:04,381 Uh-oh, a storm! 410 00:21:04,448 --> 00:21:06,183 Patrick voice: Yay! I mean, yikes! 411 00:21:06,249 --> 00:21:08,285 Oh, we're going down! 412 00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:09,753 Trim the sails! 413 00:21:09,820 --> 00:21:11,688 Hoist the yardarms! 414 00:21:11,755 --> 00:21:13,623 Turn on The Weather Channel! 415 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:15,692 Patchy? 416 00:21:15,759 --> 00:21:17,160 Oh, hi, kids. 417 00:21:17,227 --> 00:21:20,964 Boy, that SpongeBob makes me as jolly as a Roger. 418 00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:24,801 Well, I hope you enjoyed SpongeBob's Christmas tale. 419 00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:29,039 And I hope you Christmas is better than sunken treasure. 420 00:21:31,508 --> 00:21:33,443 Eh? 421 00:21:33,510 --> 00:21:40,016 Aw... Potty left me a little Christmas present. 422 00:21:42,853 --> 00:21:45,889 Ar, ye old mistletoe. 423 00:21:45,956 --> 00:21:48,291 And you know what that means. 424 00:21:48,358 --> 00:21:51,194 Time for somebody to kiss Patchy the Pirate. 425 00:21:51,261 --> 00:21:53,230 Come on, who's it going to be? 426 00:21:53,296 --> 00:21:55,031 Come on, kiss the Captain. 427 00:21:56,099 --> 00:21:57,868 Squawk! Give us a kiss! 428 00:21:57,934 --> 00:21:59,503 No, not you! Not you, Potty! 429 00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:00,937 No, no, get out of here. 430 00:22:01,004 --> 00:22:02,606 Give me a kiss! 431 00:22:02,672 --> 00:22:04,474 No, I don't want to kiss you. 432 00:22:04,541 --> 00:22:06,109 No, we talked about this. 433 00:22:06,176 --> 00:22:07,544 Potty! No... 434 00:22:07,611 --> 00:22:10,447 Man with French accent: Well, it looks like Patchy's 435 00:22:10,514 --> 00:22:11,915 pretty busy at the moment 436 00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:13,316 so I'll say it for him— 437 00:22:13,383 --> 00:22:15,118 good night and happy holidays. 438 00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:18,121 Give me a kiss! 439 00:22:25,362 --> 00:22:28,899 [Captioning sponsored by The U.S. Department of Education 440 00:22:28,965 --> 00:22:30,734 and Nickelodeon]