1 00:00:00,263 --> 00:00:02,865 There it is— Grandma's house. 2 00:00:02,932 --> 00:00:05,234 What wonders await me today? 3 00:00:05,301 --> 00:00:06,736 Fresh-baked cookies? 4 00:00:06,803 --> 00:00:08,271 Story time? 5 00:00:08,337 --> 00:00:10,807 A sweater with love in every stitch? 6 00:00:10,873 --> 00:00:12,742 Aw, what am I waiting for? 7 00:00:12,809 --> 00:00:14,677 Grandma, Grandma, Grandma! 8 00:00:14,744 --> 00:00:17,346 SpongeBob! 9 00:00:17,413 --> 00:00:18,614 Hi, Grandma! 10 00:00:18,681 --> 00:00:21,784 Come in and sit for a while. 11 00:00:21,851 --> 00:00:24,487 Have a cookie, SpongeBob. 12 00:00:24,554 --> 00:00:28,391 Grandma, you make the best cookies in the deep blue sea. 13 00:00:29,625 --> 00:00:32,028 Oh, yeah... 14 00:00:35,698 --> 00:00:39,302 Grandma's cookies... 15 00:00:39,368 --> 00:00:41,871 Now, who wants to lick the spoon? 16 00:00:41,938 --> 00:00:44,440 Oh! Me, me, me! 17 00:00:44,507 --> 00:00:47,543 And then we drove all the way home 18 00:00:47,610 --> 00:00:51,514 with all the windows down in the freezing cold. 19 00:00:51,581 --> 00:00:54,717 Tell me another story about when I was a baby. 20 00:00:57,420 --> 00:00:58,721 3:00? 21 00:00:58,788 --> 00:01:00,456 I'm going to be late for work! 22 00:01:00,523 --> 00:01:02,258 Hop in my car. I'll drop you off. 23 00:01:04,127 --> 00:01:05,528 Thanks, Grandma! 24 00:01:05,595 --> 00:01:08,531 SpongeBob... you forgot your kissy-kissy! 25 00:01:08,598 --> 00:01:10,500 I sure did. 26 00:01:13,436 --> 00:01:15,138 Bye, Grandma! Thanks for the ride! 27 00:01:15,204 --> 00:01:16,472 Thank you, Squidward. 28 00:01:18,074 --> 00:01:19,175 Oh, brother... 29 00:01:21,978 --> 00:01:23,613 Isn't this great? 30 00:01:23,679 --> 00:01:25,548 Everybody's in a good mood today. 31 00:01:25,615 --> 00:01:28,918 I love bursting your bubble, SpongeBob. 32 00:01:28,985 --> 00:01:32,655 They're laughing at you, not with you. 33 00:01:32,722 --> 00:01:34,123 Did I do something funny? 34 00:01:34,190 --> 00:01:36,225 Your forehead. 35 00:01:36,292 --> 00:01:37,760 My forehead is funny? 36 00:01:37,827 --> 00:01:39,862 Hey, grandma's boy! 37 00:01:39,929 --> 00:01:41,898 Kissy-kissy-kissy! 38 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:47,270 No! You're wrong! 39 00:01:47,336 --> 00:01:48,905 There... there's nothing wrong 40 00:01:48,971 --> 00:01:51,007 with getting kisses from your grandma! 41 00:01:51,073 --> 00:01:56,479 No... especially if you're a big baby who wears diapers! 42 00:01:58,381 --> 00:02:00,817 And, and sucks his thumb 43 00:02:00,883 --> 00:02:02,718 and plays with dolls 44 00:02:02,785 --> 00:02:06,122 and, um, wears pajamas with feet in them 45 00:02:06,189 --> 00:02:10,326 and carries his, um, uh, binky around, and, uh... 46 00:02:10,393 --> 00:02:12,428 All right already! 47 00:02:12,495 --> 00:02:14,030 Cheer up, SpongeBob. 48 00:02:14,096 --> 00:02:16,599 I know someone who still likes you. 49 00:02:16,666 --> 00:02:19,468 Really? You do, Squidward? 50 00:02:19,535 --> 00:02:21,470 Yeah... your grandma! 51 00:02:38,621 --> 00:02:41,424 Stop it...! 52 00:02:41,490 --> 00:02:45,494 I have been publicly humiliated for the last time! 53 00:02:48,164 --> 00:02:51,400 I'm sorry that happened to you, SpongeBob. 54 00:02:51,467 --> 00:02:52,869 Me, too. 55 00:02:52,935 --> 00:02:54,904 You're the most adult person I know. 56 00:02:54,971 --> 00:02:56,005 Thanks, Patrick. 57 00:02:56,072 --> 00:02:57,773 You know how grandmas are. 58 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,275 They love babies. 59 00:02:59,342 --> 00:03:02,078 You just can't act like a baby around her. 60 00:03:02,144 --> 00:03:03,379 You're right, Patrick. 61 00:03:03,446 --> 00:03:05,548 Have I ever not been right? 62 00:03:09,552 --> 00:03:11,220 You're a man now, SpongeBob 63 00:03:11,287 --> 00:03:13,890 and it's time you started acting like one. 64 00:03:13,956 --> 00:03:15,491 Yeah! 65 00:03:15,558 --> 00:03:19,729 Oh... but I'm not sure I know how. 66 00:03:19,795 --> 00:03:22,298 Allow me to demonstrate. 67 00:03:22,365 --> 00:03:25,368 First, puff out your chest. 68 00:03:25,434 --> 00:03:27,136 Now say "tax exemption." 69 00:03:27,203 --> 00:03:28,671 Tax exemption! 70 00:03:28,738 --> 00:03:32,441 Now you must acquire a taste for free-form jazz. 71 00:03:36,445 --> 00:03:38,514 Okay, SpongeBob, you're ready! 72 00:03:40,116 --> 00:03:41,350 This is it. 73 00:03:41,417 --> 00:03:43,185 What are you going to tell Grandma? 74 00:03:43,252 --> 00:03:44,287 I'm a grownup. 75 00:03:44,353 --> 00:03:46,255 No ifs, ands or buts about it. 76 00:03:46,322 --> 00:03:48,591 A man's got to do what a man's got to do. 77 00:03:48,658 --> 00:03:50,526 And then you get behind her and I'll push. 78 00:03:50,593 --> 00:03:52,295 Patrick, we didn't say that. 79 00:03:52,361 --> 00:03:53,462 Oh, yeah, right. 80 00:03:53,529 --> 00:03:54,764 All we need now 81 00:03:54,830 --> 00:03:56,799 is the icing on the maturity cake. 82 00:03:56,866 --> 00:03:59,402 I've been growing these babies for years. 83 00:04:01,537 --> 00:04:04,173 Sideburns... 84 00:04:06,342 --> 00:04:08,644 Oh, hello, SpongeBob. 85 00:04:08,711 --> 00:04:11,180 What a nice surprise. 86 00:04:11,247 --> 00:04:14,684 Come here, give your granny her kissy-kissy. 87 00:04:15,618 --> 00:04:19,021 Mmm... 88 00:04:22,825 --> 00:04:25,194 Sorry, Grandmother, but the kissing has to stop. 89 00:04:25,261 --> 00:04:27,363 Tell her like it is, SpongeBob. 90 00:04:27,430 --> 00:04:29,832 No more baby stuff. 91 00:04:29,899 --> 00:04:31,434 He is right, Grandmother. 92 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:33,602 Kisses are for babies, which I am no longer. 93 00:04:33,669 --> 00:04:34,670 I have grown up. 94 00:04:34,737 --> 00:04:35,938 It is nature's way. 95 00:04:36,005 --> 00:04:40,843 Oh... you are absolutely right. 96 00:04:40,910 --> 00:04:41,911 I am? 97 00:04:41,978 --> 00:04:43,813 I mean, of course I am. 98 00:04:43,879 --> 00:04:47,717 You will definitely not be treated like a baby 99 00:04:47,783 --> 00:04:49,952 around here ever again. 100 00:04:50,019 --> 00:04:52,555 I am glad you see it my way, Grandmother. 101 00:04:52,621 --> 00:04:54,724 Well, I'm glad that's settled. 102 00:04:54,790 --> 00:04:56,225 But what am I going to do 103 00:04:56,292 --> 00:04:58,361 with all these fresh-baked cookies? 104 00:04:58,427 --> 00:05:00,062 Sorry, Grandmother. 105 00:05:00,129 --> 00:05:02,798 We adults don't partake in the consumption of sweets. 106 00:05:02,865 --> 00:05:03,799 Right, Pat... 107 00:05:03,866 --> 00:05:05,334 rick? 108 00:05:05,401 --> 00:05:07,003 Keep 'em coming, Granny! 109 00:05:08,237 --> 00:05:11,140 So much for no more baby stuff. 110 00:05:11,207 --> 00:05:15,344 And don't forget the cookie-eating hat! 111 00:05:17,747 --> 00:05:18,748 Hey! 112 00:05:18,814 --> 00:05:21,083 That's my cookie-eating hat! 113 00:05:21,150 --> 00:05:23,853 Uh... I mean, it was when I was a baby! 114 00:05:23,919 --> 00:05:24,787 Grr... 115 00:05:25,888 --> 00:05:28,724 Well, look who's here. 116 00:05:28,791 --> 00:05:31,293 It's my big old adult grandson. 117 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:34,697 Grandmother, I need to have a mature conversation 118 00:05:34,764 --> 00:05:36,098 with Mr. Patrick. 119 00:05:36,165 --> 00:05:38,834 Patrick! What are you doing? 120 00:05:38,901 --> 00:05:40,836 Cookies! Warm milk! 121 00:05:40,903 --> 00:05:42,304 A bib! 122 00:05:42,371 --> 00:05:44,340 Is that a kissy mark on your forehead? 123 00:05:44,407 --> 00:05:45,975 We are supposed to be adults! 124 00:05:46,042 --> 00:05:47,276 Uh-uh-uh. 125 00:05:47,343 --> 00:05:49,912 No roughhousing with a full tummy. 126 00:05:51,147 --> 00:05:52,548 Who's the baby? 127 00:05:52,615 --> 00:05:55,217 I'm the baby, I'm the baby, I'm the baby! 128 00:05:57,286 --> 00:05:59,488 Being grownup is boring! 129 00:05:59,555 --> 00:06:01,390 I love being a baby. 130 00:06:01,457 --> 00:06:03,893 Besides, I don't get jazz. 131 00:06:03,959 --> 00:06:05,294 Oh, poor Patrick. 132 00:06:05,361 --> 00:06:07,596 I almost feel sorry for you. 133 00:06:09,432 --> 00:06:12,334 Trapped in the awkward phase of diaper days. 134 00:06:12,401 --> 00:06:15,504 Never to know the rich rewards of being a grownup. 135 00:06:15,571 --> 00:06:17,940 Here's a fresh batch of cookies. 136 00:06:18,007 --> 00:06:19,275 All right! 137 00:06:21,544 --> 00:06:23,412 Rewards, huh? 138 00:06:23,479 --> 00:06:24,780 Well, yeah, there's... 139 00:06:26,449 --> 00:06:28,584 Let's see, we, uh... 140 00:06:28,651 --> 00:06:29,718 we went over the jazz. 141 00:06:35,157 --> 00:06:37,660 Oh, Grandma, I'm full. 142 00:06:37,726 --> 00:06:39,161 More cookies. 143 00:06:50,039 --> 00:06:51,774 It appears to be my lunch hour. 144 00:06:51,841 --> 00:06:53,309 Grownups have to eat, too. 145 00:06:53,375 --> 00:06:55,277 I guess this will have to do. 146 00:06:55,344 --> 00:06:57,613 Oh, you don't want this baby food. 147 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:01,117 How about a big piece of steamed coral? 148 00:07:01,183 --> 00:07:03,652 Oh, yeah, uh... great. 149 00:07:05,654 --> 00:07:06,889 Nutritious! 150 00:07:06,956 --> 00:07:08,824 Story time! 151 00:07:08,891 --> 00:07:12,294 Oh, boy! Story time, story time, story time! 152 00:07:12,361 --> 00:07:14,296 Story time? 153 00:07:14,363 --> 00:07:15,965 You'll enjoy this, Patrick. 154 00:07:16,031 --> 00:07:19,702 It's a wonderful story about a magical sea leprechaun. 155 00:07:19,768 --> 00:07:23,906 Oh, SpongeBob, you wouldn't be interested in this baby book. 156 00:07:23,973 --> 00:07:27,943 Here's the technical manual on Routine Active Maintenance. 157 00:07:28,010 --> 00:07:29,311 Oh, uh, great. 158 00:07:29,378 --> 00:07:31,147 Yeah... fascinating. 159 00:07:31,213 --> 00:07:34,216 No pictures, just the way I like it. 160 00:07:36,886 --> 00:07:39,922 Ohh! My wittle finger! 161 00:07:39,989 --> 00:07:42,558 Hold still, hold still. 162 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,828 All better? 163 00:07:45,895 --> 00:07:47,296 Sorta... 164 00:07:47,363 --> 00:07:49,565 This finger hurts a little bit, too. 165 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:54,036 How about I give you a present? 166 00:07:54,103 --> 00:07:56,605 Oh, boy, I hope it's cookies! 167 00:07:57,740 --> 00:07:59,141 All right! 168 00:07:59,208 --> 00:08:00,309 Another hat! 169 00:08:00,376 --> 00:08:03,078 No, Patrick, it's a sweater. 170 00:08:03,145 --> 00:08:04,547 Huh? 171 00:08:04,613 --> 00:08:07,049 With love in every stitch. 172 00:08:07,116 --> 00:08:08,150 No... 173 00:08:11,620 --> 00:08:14,456 Don't I get a present, Grandma? 174 00:08:14,523 --> 00:08:17,793 Oh, I almost forgot. 175 00:08:17,860 --> 00:08:19,728 Here's some office supplies. 176 00:08:19,795 --> 00:08:21,330 I didn't wrap them. 177 00:08:21,397 --> 00:08:23,065 I knew you wouldn't mind. 178 00:08:25,501 --> 00:08:27,303 Uh-oh, 3:00. 179 00:08:27,369 --> 00:08:29,471 Time for adults to go to work. 180 00:08:29,538 --> 00:08:31,473 Bye-bye, SpongeBob. 181 00:08:31,540 --> 00:08:35,110 I'll bet you would fancy a nap, huh, Patrick? 182 00:08:36,946 --> 00:08:39,748 You're still here, SpongeBob? 183 00:08:39,815 --> 00:08:42,017 Uh... I don't have to leave yet. 184 00:08:42,084 --> 00:08:44,053 I... can be late for work. 185 00:08:44,119 --> 00:08:47,723 No, no, no. That wouldn't be the adult thing to do. 186 00:08:47,790 --> 00:08:51,227 All right, uh, I guess I'll be going. 187 00:08:51,293 --> 00:08:54,663 I've, uh, got a lot of adult-type business 188 00:08:54,730 --> 00:08:56,332 to take care of, so, uh... 189 00:08:56,398 --> 00:08:57,733 I'll see you later. 190 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:00,002 Okay. Thanks for stopping by, SpongeBob. 191 00:09:00,069 --> 00:09:02,037 Yup, that is it. 192 00:09:02,104 --> 00:09:03,339 Here I go. 193 00:09:03,405 --> 00:09:05,474 Come again if you get the chance. 194 00:09:05,541 --> 00:09:08,177 Out into the cold, grownup world... 195 00:09:08,244 --> 00:09:10,412 alone... without a sweater. 196 00:09:10,479 --> 00:09:12,448 Toodle-oo. 197 00:09:12,514 --> 00:09:14,250 I don't know when I'll be back. 198 00:09:14,316 --> 00:09:16,118 I know how busy you are. 199 00:09:16,185 --> 00:09:18,988 So, uh... that's it. 200 00:09:19,054 --> 00:09:21,390 Shh... he's asleep. 201 00:09:21,457 --> 00:09:26,629 So... long... 202 00:09:30,466 --> 00:09:31,934 I don't want to grow up! 203 00:09:32,001 --> 00:09:33,502 I want cookies! 204 00:09:33,569 --> 00:09:35,437 And milky! 205 00:09:35,504 --> 00:09:38,641 I want a sweater with love in the stitches! 206 00:09:38,707 --> 00:09:40,843 I want to wear didies! 207 00:09:40,909 --> 00:09:43,045 I want to ride in my wagon! 208 00:09:43,112 --> 00:09:46,882 I want to cuddle-wuddle with Mr. Stuffykins! 209 00:09:46,949 --> 00:09:51,353 I want to rocky-rock on my seahorsey! 210 00:09:51,420 --> 00:09:54,690 And I want kissy-kissy on my boo-boo! 211 00:10:23,085 --> 00:10:26,922 Take it easy, SpongeBob! 212 00:10:26,989 --> 00:10:28,357 SpongeBob... 213 00:10:28,424 --> 00:10:30,292 SpongeBob! 214 00:10:36,231 --> 00:10:38,400 You don't have to be a baby 215 00:10:38,467 --> 00:10:40,469 to get Old Grandma's love. 216 00:10:41,537 --> 00:10:42,471 I don't? 217 00:10:42,538 --> 00:10:44,206 Of course not. 218 00:10:44,273 --> 00:10:46,508 No matter how grownup you get 219 00:10:46,575 --> 00:10:49,478 you will always be my Little Baby Boo. 220 00:10:51,547 --> 00:10:53,882 And remember, you can kiss your Grandma 221 00:10:53,949 --> 00:10:55,384 and still be an adult. 222 00:10:55,451 --> 00:10:57,586 Here you go. 223 00:10:59,321 --> 00:11:01,123 Thanks, Grandma. 224 00:11:05,060 --> 00:11:07,229 Uh, Grandma, could you not mention this 225 00:11:07,296 --> 00:11:09,164 to the guys down at The Krusty Krab? 226 00:11:09,231 --> 00:11:11,433 No problem. 227 00:11:38,394 --> 00:11:41,397 Patrick, look, I got my... 228 00:11:45,934 --> 00:11:47,336 I'm sorry, Patrick. 229 00:11:47,403 --> 00:11:48,737 It's just, for a second I thought... 230 00:11:50,239 --> 00:11:52,708 Hey, you got the same reef-blower as me! 231 00:11:53,942 --> 00:11:55,043 Tag, you're it! 232 00:12:10,359 --> 00:12:11,560 Patrick... 233 00:12:11,627 --> 00:12:13,562 you made my house sparkly clean! 234 00:12:13,629 --> 00:12:15,097 Sure did! 235 00:12:15,164 --> 00:12:17,499 We haven't improved Squidward's day yet. 236 00:12:17,566 --> 00:12:18,801 Let's do his house! 237 00:12:23,071 --> 00:12:24,006 My turn! 238 00:12:26,241 --> 00:12:28,310 What's going on out here? 239 00:12:28,377 --> 00:12:30,446 We're playing with our new reef-blowers. 240 00:12:30,512 --> 00:12:32,548 Playing with a reef-blower? 241 00:12:32,614 --> 00:12:36,084 That is the most childish thing I've ever heard of! 242 00:12:36,151 --> 00:12:37,453 But it's fun! 243 00:12:37,519 --> 00:12:39,421 Fun? How could playing 244 00:12:39,488 --> 00:12:44,059 with one of those oversized hair dryers possibly be fun? 245 00:12:44,126 --> 00:12:45,527 Like this. 246 00:12:49,865 --> 00:12:51,200 Chafed! 247 00:12:51,266 --> 00:12:52,701 All right, that's... 248 00:12:54,636 --> 00:12:55,971 Let's do your house, Patrick. 249 00:12:56,038 --> 00:12:56,905 Yeah! 250 00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:59,107 Huh? 251 00:13:01,443 --> 00:13:03,078 Squidward, you're steaming! 252 00:13:03,145 --> 00:13:05,848 You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. 253 00:13:05,914 --> 00:13:07,716 Put my windows back! 254 00:13:07,783 --> 00:13:09,351 No problem, Squidward. 255 00:13:09,418 --> 00:13:10,419 We're on your side. 256 00:13:11,553 --> 00:13:13,856 Any second now... 257 00:13:21,396 --> 00:13:22,664 SpongeBob... 258 00:13:22,731 --> 00:13:24,500 this is the final straw. 259 00:13:24,566 --> 00:13:26,869 I am going to move so far away 260 00:13:26,935 --> 00:13:29,805 that I will be able to brag about it. 261 00:13:29,872 --> 00:13:31,773 I would... 262 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,276 I would rather tear out my brain stem 263 00:13:34,343 --> 00:13:35,911 carry it into the middle 264 00:13:35,978 --> 00:13:38,213 of the nearest four-way intersection 265 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,815 and skip rope with it 266 00:13:39,882 --> 00:13:41,884 than go on living where I do now. 267 00:13:43,585 --> 00:13:44,987 Hi there. 268 00:13:45,053 --> 00:13:46,788 Is this the final straw? 269 00:13:46,855 --> 00:13:49,758 Do you want to move so far away that you can brag about it? 270 00:13:49,825 --> 00:13:51,894 Would you rather tear out your brain stem 271 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,530 walk out into the middle of the nearest three-way... 272 00:13:54,596 --> 00:13:55,697 Four-way... 273 00:13:55,764 --> 00:13:56,899 Four-way intersection 274 00:13:56,965 --> 00:13:58,400 and skip rope with it 275 00:13:58,467 --> 00:14:00,202 than continue living where you do now? 276 00:14:00,269 --> 00:14:01,537 Then move to... 277 00:14:01,603 --> 00:14:03,205 I hate this channel. 278 00:14:03,272 --> 00:14:04,873 No, no! 279 00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:06,375 Tentacle Acres. 280 00:14:06,441 --> 00:14:08,944 Where happiness is just a suction cup away. 281 00:14:14,783 --> 00:14:15,817 Hello? 282 00:14:15,884 --> 00:14:18,120 Yes, can I help you? 283 00:14:18,186 --> 00:14:19,821 I'm here about the happiness. 284 00:14:19,888 --> 00:14:21,123 I'll be moving in now. 285 00:14:21,189 --> 00:14:23,058 Are you alone? 286 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:25,827 No... I mean, yes, there's nobody with me, yes. 287 00:14:25,894 --> 00:14:27,296 Peace and quiet. 288 00:14:27,362 --> 00:14:29,932 Are you now or have you ever been a sponge? 289 00:14:29,998 --> 00:14:30,933 No. 290 00:14:30,999 --> 00:14:31,934 What about a... 291 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,335 No, no starfish. 292 00:14:33,402 --> 00:14:35,737 Just a regular, normal, peace-loving... 293 00:14:50,385 --> 00:14:53,255 Heaven at last... 294 00:14:53,322 --> 00:14:54,456 Ohh! 295 00:14:54,523 --> 00:14:56,224 I've seen more alert people 296 00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:58,126 in a retirement home! 297 00:14:58,193 --> 00:15:01,363 Oh, which way to the Living Without a Brain seminar? 298 00:15:01,430 --> 00:15:02,664 Don't be late! 299 00:15:02,731 --> 00:15:04,533 I've heard better comebacks 300 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:05,867 from a turkey sandwich! 301 00:15:05,934 --> 00:15:07,002 Get a life! 302 00:15:08,437 --> 00:15:12,107 This place is better than I expected! 303 00:15:12,174 --> 00:15:16,812 302... 303... and 304. 304 00:15:16,878 --> 00:15:18,380 Beautiful! 305 00:15:18,447 --> 00:15:20,315 And not a pineapple in sight. 306 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,189 Good night, Clary. 307 00:15:27,255 --> 00:15:30,525 Tomorrow we begin life anew. 308 00:15:32,427 --> 00:15:35,397 304 New Life Street, Squidward speaking. 309 00:15:37,899 --> 00:15:41,269 There is no way I am moving back there, SpongeBob! 310 00:15:41,336 --> 00:15:43,572 I am finally among my own kind. 311 00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:46,475 Now good-bye! 312 00:15:58,987 --> 00:16:01,156 Ahh... 313 00:16:01,223 --> 00:16:04,626 I think I'll take my bike today. 314 00:16:07,029 --> 00:16:08,864 I'm my own man. 315 00:16:14,002 --> 00:16:17,105 Now, these neighbors know how to live. 316 00:16:20,275 --> 00:16:22,678 Intensive...! 317 00:16:22,744 --> 00:16:24,880 Hmm... I bet they won't have... 318 00:16:24,946 --> 00:16:27,582 Wow! They have it! 319 00:16:27,649 --> 00:16:29,384 Canned bread! 320 00:16:29,451 --> 00:16:31,953 This town is great! 321 00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:35,023 I would really be impressed if it had... 322 00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:38,827 an interpretive dance academy! 323 00:16:41,763 --> 00:16:45,701 Yeah... it's even better in a group! 324 00:16:45,767 --> 00:16:47,669 This town is perfect! 325 00:16:50,038 --> 00:16:52,240 A clarinet trio? 326 00:17:03,251 --> 00:17:05,787 Ahh... another great day! 327 00:17:05,854 --> 00:17:07,656 Oh, look. 328 00:17:07,723 --> 00:17:09,725 Everybody's on their bike today. 329 00:17:12,194 --> 00:17:14,496 It just gets better and better. 330 00:17:14,563 --> 00:17:15,564 All together. 331 00:17:40,989 --> 00:17:46,795 I sort of... don't feel like playing my clarinet today. 332 00:17:51,433 --> 00:17:53,735 Yup, this is great. 333 00:17:53,802 --> 00:17:57,839 They might as well rename this town Squidward's Paradise. 334 00:17:57,906 --> 00:18:01,042 Or perhaps... Too Much Paradise. 335 00:18:03,211 --> 00:18:04,079 SpongeBob? 336 00:18:14,923 --> 00:18:17,292 Feh... 337 00:18:27,569 --> 00:18:28,436 Oops. 338 00:18:34,042 --> 00:18:34,976 Ohh! 339 00:18:42,284 --> 00:18:43,418 Leaves. 340 00:18:43,485 --> 00:18:46,655 Just getting the leaves. 341 00:19:04,539 --> 00:19:05,473 Oof! 342 00:19:08,543 --> 00:19:12,514 Could you pipe down over there, Iron Lung? 343 00:19:20,288 --> 00:19:23,258 Looks like when it comes to having fun 344 00:19:23,325 --> 00:19:25,794 you don't have a leg to stand on. 345 00:19:29,598 --> 00:19:32,434 Hey, that's not funny! 346 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,735 Yeah! 347 00:19:33,802 --> 00:19:35,170 What's going on over here? 348 00:19:35,237 --> 00:19:36,638 It's that guy. 349 00:19:36,705 --> 00:19:39,474 He's playing with a reef-blower. 350 00:19:39,541 --> 00:19:42,477 Playing? With a reef-blower? 351 00:19:42,544 --> 00:19:46,081 That's the most childish thing I've ever heard of. 352 00:19:46,147 --> 00:19:47,883 But it's fun. 353 00:19:49,918 --> 00:19:52,120 How could you possibly have fun 354 00:19:52,187 --> 00:19:54,990 with one of those oversized hair dryers? 355 00:19:55,056 --> 00:19:56,157 Like this! 356 00:20:00,295 --> 00:20:03,064 Ahh! Give it back! Please! 357 00:20:09,804 --> 00:20:10,739 Tag, you're it! 358 00:20:11,806 --> 00:20:12,741 Whoa...! 359 00:20:13,808 --> 00:20:16,912 What can I get you boys? 360 00:20:25,787 --> 00:20:27,589 What are you looking at? 361 00:20:27,656 --> 00:20:28,957 Those. 362 00:20:29,024 --> 00:20:30,792 Here it is, Patrick. 363 00:20:30,859 --> 00:20:33,962 Now we've just got to convince Squidward to come back home. 364 00:20:34,029 --> 00:20:35,263 You got our apology cake? 365 00:20:39,834 --> 00:20:41,603 We're ready! 366 00:20:41,670 --> 00:20:43,138 Yay! 367 00:20:43,204 --> 00:20:45,573 Hello, can I help you? 368 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,143 Can I get a large number one, extra size? 369 00:20:48,209 --> 00:20:52,113 But you just ate three orders of fried oyster skins. 370 00:20:52,180 --> 00:20:54,316 I love... fried oyster skins. 371 00:20:54,382 --> 00:20:57,919 We're sorry, but your kind isn't allowed here. 372 00:20:57,986 --> 00:20:59,487 He's not leaving, Orville. 373 00:20:59,554 --> 00:21:01,222 You got your nightstick ready? 374 00:21:02,457 --> 00:21:05,160 Fried oyster skins? Oh... 375 00:21:07,729 --> 00:21:09,397 I guess we got to order inside. 376 00:21:18,707 --> 00:21:20,542 Hey! That looked like Squidward! 377 00:21:21,910 --> 00:21:23,378 That looked like Squidward also 378 00:21:23,445 --> 00:21:24,412 in angry mob form. 379 00:21:26,214 --> 00:21:29,684 Hold it right there, Mr. Tentacles! 380 00:21:29,751 --> 00:21:32,087 Stay back! I got gardening tools! 381 00:21:32,153 --> 00:21:34,322 Here, just read this! 382 00:21:34,389 --> 00:21:36,391 What is it? 383 00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:40,128 A well thought-out and organized list of complaints. 384 00:21:41,997 --> 00:21:44,699 Patrick, look, it's Squidward! 385 00:21:44,766 --> 00:21:47,736 Squidward! We finally found you! 386 00:21:47,802 --> 00:21:49,437 Get off me! 387 00:21:49,504 --> 00:21:51,172 I'm not Squidward. 388 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,409 Are you Squidward now? 389 00:21:54,476 --> 00:21:55,577 Grievances? 390 00:21:55,643 --> 00:21:56,945 This town is a grievance! 391 00:21:57,012 --> 00:21:58,580 There should be a law 392 00:21:58,646 --> 00:22:01,683 against so many stuck-up tightwads living in one place! 393 00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:04,652 This city needs to be destroyed! 394 00:22:04,719 --> 00:22:07,422 Or at least painted a different color. 395 00:22:07,489 --> 00:22:12,027 F.Y.I., you don't have to live here, you know. 396 00:22:12,093 --> 00:22:14,496 Hey, you're right! 397 00:22:14,562 --> 00:22:17,098 And I'm leaving A.S.A.P. 398 00:22:17,165 --> 00:22:18,233 Are you Squidward? 399 00:22:18,299 --> 00:22:19,267 No. 400 00:22:19,334 --> 00:22:20,402 Are you Squidward? 401 00:22:20,468 --> 00:22:21,403 No. 402 00:22:21,469 --> 00:22:22,670 Are you Squidward? 403 00:22:24,105 --> 00:22:25,407 That's okay, take your time. 404 00:22:25,473 --> 00:22:26,775 Any one of these Squidwards 405 00:22:26,841 --> 00:22:28,510 could be the real Squidward, Patrick. 406 00:22:31,079 --> 00:22:32,781 Whoa-ho, freedom! 407 00:22:32,847 --> 00:22:34,516 Whoo-hoo! 408 00:22:36,317 --> 00:22:37,952 Well, we know one thing... 409 00:22:38,019 --> 00:22:39,687 It sure isn't that guy. 410 00:22:39,754 --> 00:22:41,322 Whoo-hoo-ee! 411 00:22:46,061 --> 00:22:50,131 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 412 00:22:50,198 --> 00:22:52,167 and NICKELODEON]