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Ready for Christmas, kids?

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Aye, aye, Captain!

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I can't hear you.

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( louder ):
Aye, aye, Captain!

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and Nickelodeon]

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America's favorite pirate

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and president of the
SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club

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Patchy the Pirate.

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Oh! Hi!

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I'm Patchy the Pirate

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president of the
SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club!

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Oh!

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Hey, that's better.

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Squawk!

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Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!

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That's right, Potty.

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It is Christmas.

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And there ain't nothing better
in the seven seas

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than a Bikini Bottom Christmas.

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It sure is
a magical time of year.

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Why I'll bet old SpongeBob

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is gearing up for Santa Claus
right now!

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I sure am!

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I'm ready!

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Not bad for a creature

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with no vertebrae.

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And I'm sure our pal Patrick

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is doing his share

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of the decorating.

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I, too, am also
preparing for Christmas.

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Mmm, unbaked cookie dough!

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Potty want cookie dough!

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Huh? Oh!

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Cookie!

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Potty, no!

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Get out of here!

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Potty...

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Ah, give us a lick.

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Back off,
you flying freak.

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( squawks )
Clarify, please.

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This here cookie dough
is for the children

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not for pesky parrots.

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What's that?

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Three bells.

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We all know
what three bells means.

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Free ice cream!

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No, you silly livers.

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No!

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( squawks )
Man overboard?

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You I'm ignoring.

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No...

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It's time to open fan letters!

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Oh, thank you, Potty.

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Okay, Potty, thank you.

55
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Come on, give it,
you birdbrain!

56
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Quiet, you infernal bird!

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Hmm!

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This letter comes to us from...

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Name and address withheld.

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And he writes:

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"Dear SpongeBob

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"I am ten years old

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"and I was wondering if you like
Christmas as much as I do.

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Sincerely yours..."

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Name and address withheld.

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A very good question.

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But you know, they didn't
always celebrate Christmas
in Bikini Bottom.

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Squawk!
They didn't?

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No, sir, my fine-feathered
little neck pain!

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Whoa!

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There was a time
when no one had even heard
of Christmas in Bikini Bottom.

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Hey, who wants to hear
the story of SpongeBob's
very first Christmas?

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( weakly ):
Squawk...

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Potty?

75
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You ate all me
cookie dough!

76
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Sqouch...

77
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Oh, well,
on with the show.

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Today I'm going sneak up

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and get that Sandy with
a super-sneaky karate move.

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( karate-yelling ):
Hoo... ha!

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Hoo, hee-hee!

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Whoo... hi!

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What diabolical act
is she committing now?

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Fire!

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Don't worry, Sandy, I'm coming!

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Stand back, Sandy!

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Fire!

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Huh?

89
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So, I guess
there's no fire?

90
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What in the name
of the Alamo

91
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is wrong with you,
SpongeBob?

92
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Ain't you never seen

93
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a Christmas tree before?

94
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Christmas who?

95
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What?

96
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Y'all never heard of Christmas?

97
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Is she a friend
from Texas?

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( laughing ):
No!

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I can't believe y'all
haven't heard about...

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Christmas.

101
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Tell me more about this...

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Christmas.

103
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And so Sandy wove
a magical tale

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of gumdrops and penny whistles.

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She told of toy-making elves
and flying reindeer.

106
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But best of all she told of
the one they call...

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Santa Claus.

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and everyone pretends
to like the fruitcake.

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Yawn.

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But the best part is
you can write a letter

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to this guy Santa Claus
and tell him what you want

112
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and he brings it to you.

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Just like a genie!

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I don't know
about you lubbers

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but any fella who's
giving away free stuff

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is a friend o' mine.

117
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That's the spirit, Mr. Krabs.

118
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Here you go: you can get started
on your letter.

119
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I can't believe anybody
would celebrate a holiday

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where a jolly prowler
breaks into your house
and leaves gifts.

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Like a genie.

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Pipe down, Squidward!

123
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I'm trying to concentrate.

124
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This things as good
as a blank check

125
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direct from
the First National Bank

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of Santa Claus.

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Ah, brother.

128
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Yeah...

129
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Okay, who's next?

130
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Ooh, ooh, me, me!

131
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Here you go, Patrick.

132
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There's no words
on this paper.

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Not yet.

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Yippee!

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A writing stick!

136
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Come on, Squidward,
write a letter.

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SpongeBob,
grow up, will you?

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No one's going to
give me a gift

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just because I write
them a stupid letter.

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SpongeBob,
I ripped my paper.

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Could I have
another one?

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Sure, buddy, here you go.

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Okey-dokey, Squid...

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ward.

145
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Uh, SpongeBob?

146
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Thanks.

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"Dear... San..."

148
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Oh, not again!

149
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Here, Patrick, watch me.

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"Dear Santa...

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"What do I want
for Christmas, you may ask?

152
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"All I want if for you
to visit the gentle folk
here in Bikini Bottom.

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That is my wish."

154
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Patrick, I designed
this mechanism

155
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to shoot bottles
to the surface.

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The hopes of everyone rest

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on the success
of its maiden voyage.

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Fire in the hole!

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Santa!

160
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Where's Santa?

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He doesn't come
till Christmas Eve.

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Okay, boy,
my demands...

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er, uh, I mean letter,
is ready to go.

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Great, Mr. Krabs.

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What did you wish for?

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A pony.

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Really?

168
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With saddle bags
full of money!

169
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Here you go, SpongeBob.

170
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What did you wish for,
Patrick?

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Another piece of paper.

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And what did you wish for,
little girl?

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Front teeth.

174
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I could use a new hat.

175
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I need a new hairstyle.

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Another glass of water
for my teeth.

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Excuse me, coming through,
out of the way.

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Great, Squidward,
you finished.

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What's your wish?

180
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My wish is that the
people of Bikini Bottom

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will stop
paying any attention
to the inane drivel

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that is constantly
streaming out of this
dunderhead's mouth.

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Gee, Squidward

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maybe Santa will
bring me a dictionary

185
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so I can understand
what you just said.

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Okay, everybody,
we've got a lot to do

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now that we've
summoned Santa Claus.

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We must ready ourselves
for his arrival.

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Hooray!

190
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Is Squidward right?

191
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Can there be a Christmas
under the sea?

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Stay tuned.

193
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Whoa...

194
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It's about time you got back!

195
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,748
Now I can finish me story.

196
00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,516
So, SpongeBob was sending

197
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the last of the letters
to Santa...

198
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,025
I hope he can
read Portuguese.

199
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:08,327
Ah... well, that's
the last letter.

200
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,595
( gasps ) Wait!

201
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:12,031
Squidward hasn't written
his letter yet!

202
00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:13,466
Squidward, hurry!

203
00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:14,567
Squidward!

204
00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:16,402
Squidward, hurry!

205
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,339
SpongeBob,
what are you doing?

206
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,908
Don't worry, Squidward,
I'll help you get started.

207
00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:24,710
"Dear Santa Claus..."

208
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,445
SpongeBob, forget it.

209
00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:27,613
Right, too formal.

210
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:28,614
"Hi, Santa."

211
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:29,749
SpongeBob, no!

212
00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:31,017
"Howdy, Claus"?

213
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,518
I'm not
writing a letter

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00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,620
to a figment
of your imagination.

215
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:36,655
But, Squidward,
when Santa comes

216
00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:39,091
you'll be the only one
without a gift.

217
00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:42,895
SpongeBob, how many times
do I have to say it?

218
00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:45,564
I don't believe in Santa Claus!

219
00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:48,534
Come on, Squid, all you
have to do is write a letter.

220
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,036
What have you got to lose?

221
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,271
My self-respect.

222
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:53,672
My sanity.

223
00:12:53,739 --> 00:12:54,940
My lunch.

224
00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:56,242
Squidward, come on!

225
00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:57,843
Come on,
Squidward!

226
00:12:57,910 --> 00:12:59,779
Don't be
a party pooper!

227
00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:00,980
Come on out!

228
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,616
Santa Claus is a big phony!

229
00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:06,218
SpongeBob has
got you all fooled!

230
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,521
Come on, Squidward!

231
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:12,324
Drop the whole
anti-Christmas thing!

232
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:15,795
Hmm, those idiots are
going to be up all night

233
00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:18,264
while I get
a full night's sleep.

234
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:34,547
Come on, everybody, let's
sing till Santa gets here!

235
00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:55,067
Hey, where's Santa?

236
00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:59,572
Uh, he should be here
any minute.

237
00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:04,276
Oh, forget this!

238
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,683
Thanks for the lies,
Mr. Fairytale.

239
00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:13,686
Let's go waste our time
somewhere else.

240
00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:16,622
Hey, guys, where's
your Christmas spirit?

241
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,324
He's just running late.

242
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:21,427
He probably just
stopped for a snack.

243
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:22,995
Fat guys get hungry,
right?

244
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,430
Yeah!

245
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:34,773
Never trust a genie.

246
00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:48,687
Morning already?

247
00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:49,922
Oh, boy!

248
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,759
Merry Christmas!

249
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,528
Ho-ho-ho!

250
00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:58,531
Merry Christmas!

251
00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:00,032
Wait!

252
00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:01,834
Oh, I see

253
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,969
a great Christmas photo op.

254
00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:06,505
Can you move in a little?

255
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,208
Say "Santa Claus."

256
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:12,111
( tearfully ):
Santa Claus...

257
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:14,513
Aw...

258
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:18,684
Our first Christmas.

259
00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:36,268
You were right, Squidward.

260
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:38,904
This is a stupid holiday.

261
00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:46,078
I still want you to have this.

262
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,215
What... what's this?

263
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A present.

264
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,351
I made it for you

265
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,853
so you wouldn't feel
left out when...

266
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,388
Santa came!

267
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:01,360
Oh, gee, you know, I...

268
00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:03,329
You're welcome.

269
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,633
SpongeBob?

270
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,969
He made me a present?

271
00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:12,705
It's probably a jellyfish net.

272
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:14,206
Or an old Krabby Patty.

273
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:15,541
Or...

274
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:18,210
( goofy voice ):
his favorite underpants.

275
00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:19,745
Present, ha!

276
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,280
What?

277
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:24,450
Why, it looks like a clarinet.

278
00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:29,722
It smells like one, too.

279
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:32,057
Hand-crafted out of driftwood.

280
00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:35,594
And it's even got my name on it.

281
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,096
What's this?

282
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:45,471
Wow!

283
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:49,642
This is the greatest gift
I have ever gotten.

284
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:53,412
Oh, I feel like a...

285
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:56,682
I feel like a...
I feel like a...

286
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,153
Big jerk!

287
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,956
What have I done
to poor SpongeBob?

288
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,891
Uh, hey, SpongeBob, uh...

289
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,293
SpongeBob?

290
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:11,263
( sadly ):
I guess I won't be needing this.

291
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:15,200
Oh...

292
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:16,635
That's better.

293
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,641
The poor little guy.

294
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,843
All he wanted was
to spread a little joy.

295
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:28,347
I better get this stuff
off of Squid's place.

296
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:33,919
Ho-ho-ho! Ho-ho-ho!

297
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,087
Huh? Hello?

298
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:36,255
Who's there?

299
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,356
Huh? Hello?

300
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:41,827
Ho-ho-ho! Ho-ho-ho!

301
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,595
Hello? Yes?
Who's there?

302
00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:44,763
Huh? Hello?

303
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:45,798
Show yourself.

304
00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:46,865
Whoo-hoo! Hello?

305
00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:47,966
Who is it? Huh?

306
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:49,535
Up here, you dunce!

307
00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:53,305
I mean, uh...
Merry Christmas, little boy!

308
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:56,408
Could... could it be?

309
00:17:56,475 --> 00:18:00,412
Yes, it is I, Santa Claus!

310
00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:01,780
Ho-ho-ho...

311
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:04,149
hoo, heh, huh, ooh!

312
00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:06,618
Hey, you're...

313
00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:12,024
S-s-san... S-s-san...

314
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,692
S-s-san...

315
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,294
Hey, uh, kid?

316
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:16,929
Take it easy.

317
00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:21,600
S-s-san... ta!

318
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:24,303
SpongeBob.

319
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:25,971
SpongeBob.

320
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:28,240
SpongeBob!

321
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:31,210
S-s-s-s-an...

322
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:32,711
Don't do that again.

323
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,347
I knew you'd
make it, Santa!

324
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:38,083
Hey, Santa, where's
your big, round belly?

325
00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:41,687
Well, uh, that, um,
is a result of, uh...

326
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:44,423
undersea pressure
on my body.

327
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:48,060
Where's your reindeer
and your flying machine?

328
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,362
Uh, I loaned them
to the Easter bunny.

329
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:51,864
And what about
that nose?

330
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:54,299
I knew you were
supposed to have
a big one

331
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:55,734
but that thing's
gigantic.

332
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,737
All right, I'm Santa!

333
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,205
Santa!

334
00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:03,575
This is the greatest gift
you could have given me.

335
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:07,012
Thank you for bringing Christmas
to Bikini Bottom.

336
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:10,716
I didn't bring Christmas
to Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob.

337
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:11,984
You did.

338
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:14,720
I did?

339
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:15,788
Oh...

340
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,593
Merry Christmas,
SpongeBob!

341
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,463
Merry Christmas!

342
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:27,499
Phew! I'm glad that's over.

343
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:30,002
Do you have a present
for me, Santa?

344
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:33,939
Uh, well, uh, see, I'm not,
I'm not really...

345
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,208
Oh, go ahead,
Santa Claus.

346
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:37,643
See, he is real.

347
00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:40,879
He made my Christmas wish
come true.

348
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:42,448
He won't let you down.

349
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,917
Uh, right,
just a second.

350
00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:46,285
Okay, quickly, let's see.

351
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,719
What do little girls like?

352
00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:50,088
Um, a book of matches
or a shaving kit?

353
00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:52,024
A copy of my birth certificate?

354
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:54,493
There's got to be something
around here.

355
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,761
Think, think, think!

356
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:56,929
Ah, perfect!

357
00:19:56,995 --> 00:19:58,397
Here you go,
little girl.

358
00:19:58,464 --> 00:19:59,565
Ho-ho-ho!

359
00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:01,567
Thanks, Santa.

360
00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,569
That almost felt good.

361
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:10,342
Uh... who...?

362
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,177
Hey, Santa,
where's my present?

363
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:13,545
And mine?

364
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:15,013
And what about me?

365
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:20,319
Uh... let's see what Santa has
for all you good people.

366
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,020
Think fast, Santa.

367
00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:24,022
Gifts for the people.

368
00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:25,924
Aha!

369
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:28,794
A bowl of mashed potatoes
for you.

370
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:32,030
Thank you, Santa, this
is just what I wanted.

371
00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:33,599
A new hairstyle.

372
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,603
Thanks, Santa.

373
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:41,940
Here you go, Patrick.

374
00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:43,375
Whoa...!

375
00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:45,477
A wristwatch!

376
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:57,222
Thank you, Santa!

377
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,793
What was I thinking?

378
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,328
I gave away all my stuff

379
00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:05,497
just so SpongeBob
wouldn't be sad.

380
00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:08,066
Am I insane?

381
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:11,203
You might as well take the door.

382
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,704
That's all that's left.

383
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,773
Squidward,
you missed him!

384
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,675
He was here,
just like I said!

385
00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:18,210
He gave us
all presents!

386
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,279
He was jolly and
he had a beard.

387
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:22,848
His nose was big
and he had rosy cheeks.

388
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:25,384
He was friendly
and kind and Santa-ish.

389
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,919
Oh, his belly was small

390
00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:29,555
but his nose was huge
with Christmas joy...

391
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:32,724
Well, at least it's over.

392
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:33,859
Huh?

393
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:36,094
What's this?

394
00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:37,996
"Dear Squidward

395
00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:40,532
"Thanks for all your help!

396
00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:42,401
"You've been a real good boy
this year!

397
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:45,771
Warm regards, Santa Claus."

398
00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:46,939
Ho-ho-ho-ho!

399
00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:49,174
Ho-ho-ho!

400
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:51,977
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho...

401
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,012
Merry Christmas!

402
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:57,583
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho...

403
00:21:58,717 --> 00:22:02,387
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho...

404
00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:09,361
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-
ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho... Oh!

405
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:11,697
Ho-ho-ho-ho...

406
00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:13,031
Ho-ho-ho-ho...

407
00:22:13,098 --> 00:22:14,866
Yup, I'm insane.

408
00:22:20,606 --> 00:22:23,742
Merry Christmas!

409
00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:26,411
Ho-ho-ho...

410
00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:30,849
SpongeBob voice:
Ahoy, Patrick,
it's Christmas Island.

411
00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:32,351
Patrick voice:
Presents Ahoy!

412
00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:33,585
SpongeBob voice:
Hooray!

413
00:22:34,786 --> 00:22:35,921
Uh-oh, a storm!

414
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:37,723
Patrick voice:
Yay! I mean, yikes!

415
00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:39,825
Oh, we're going down!

416
00:22:39,891 --> 00:22:41,293
Trim the sails!

417
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,228
Hoist the yardarms!

418
00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:45,163
Turn on The Weather Channel!

419
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:47,232
Patchy?

420
00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:48,700
Oh, hi, kids.

421
00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:52,504
Boy, that SpongeBob makes me
as jolly as a Roger.

422
00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:56,341
Well, I hope you enjoyed
SpongeBob's Christmas tale.

423
00:22:56,408 --> 00:23:00,579
And I hope you Christmas is
better than sunken treasure.

424
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,983
Eh?

425
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:11,556
Aw... Potty left me
a little Christmas present.

426
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,429
Ar, ye old mistletoe.

427
00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:19,831
And you know what that means.

428
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:22,734
Time for somebody to kiss
Patchy the Pirate.

429
00:23:22,801 --> 00:23:24,770
Come on, who's it going to be?

430
00:23:24,836 --> 00:23:26,571
Come on, kiss the Captain.

431
00:23:27,639 --> 00:23:29,408
Squawk! Give us a kiss!

432
00:23:29,474 --> 00:23:31,043
No, not you! Not you, Potty!

433
00:23:31,109 --> 00:23:32,477
No, no, get out of here.

434
00:23:32,544 --> 00:23:34,146
Give me a kiss!
( squawks )

435
00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:36,014
No, I don't want to kiss you.

436
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,649
No, we talked about this.

437
00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:39,084
Potty! No...

438
00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:41,987
Man with French accent:
Well, it looks like Patchy's

439
00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:43,455
pretty busy at the moment

440
00:23:43,522 --> 00:23:44,856
so I'll say it for him—

441
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:46,658
good night and happy holidays.

442
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,661
Give me a kiss!

443
00:23:56,902 --> 00:24:00,439
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444
00:24:00,505 --> 00:24:02,274
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