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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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and NICKELODEON]

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All right, we're going
to Sandy's house!

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I'm going to
beat you there!

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Keep the tree warm,
Sandy!

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Sandy?

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Hey, Sandy,
what's with the sign?

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Look, she's on
The Eating Channel.

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Howdy!

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If y'all are watching this

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that means I'm asleep
for the winter.

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This sleep is called
hibernation.

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During hibernation, animals
don't like to be woken up.

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So do not disturb.

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That means you, SpongeBob.

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We better
put these on.

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Never mind, Pat.

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Sandy said
not to come in.

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Let's amscray.

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"No" means "yes."

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Patrick, listen, how many times
do we have to...?

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SpongeBob, look at this!

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What is this stuff?

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It's a vast, swirling wonderland
of sparkling white pleasure.

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Let it fill your senses

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with cascading, fluffy pillows
of excitement and comfort

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as you've never
felt before.

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Wow, Patrick...

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That was beautiful.

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What? I was just reading
this candy wrapper, see?

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Patrick!

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Put your helmet
back on!

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You know there's no water
at Sandy's house!

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It's okay, SpongeBob.

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This stuff is water! Look!

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I guess you're right.

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It's okay here.

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Take it off.

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No one's looking.

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SpongeBob,
did you hear that?

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I think it came
from up in Sandy's tree.

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That is one tired tree.

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Let's check it out.

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Look what's
in Sandy's bed!

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Looks like an
overinflated Sandy doll.

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I think this thing
is Sandy.

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Hibernation
must mean

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the opposite
of beauty sleep.

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I've had enough of your
dastardly deeds, Dirty Dan.

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I'm gonna get you and your
partner, Pinhead Larry

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or my name ain't
Sheriff Sandy...

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She must be dreaming
about Texas outlaws.

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Look out, Sandy.

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I'm Dirty Dan.

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I'm gonna catch you

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and throw in jail
at taxpayers' expense.

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Ooh, you better
run faster, Sandy.

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Yeah, I'm
getting away!

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Run faster!

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Hurry, we're getting
in a taxi!

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Faster, faster!

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I'll get you two.

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You're nothing but pure evil!

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Just like newspaper comics.

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Come on, Patrick.

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We shouldn't
disturb her anymore.

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That's not disturbing.

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This is disturbing.

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Hi, there, SpongeBob.

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My name is Patback.

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Ha! That is
really disturbing.

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Uh, SpongeBob?

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Huh?

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Faster, SpongeBob!

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She's gaining on us!

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Sandy, no! Stop!

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I warned you, Dirty Dan!

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Now you just crossed the border
into Hurtville!

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Sandy, it's us, your friends
SpongeBob and Patrick!

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Please, Sandy, I can't
afford dry cleaning.

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Gonna skin ya and make a pair
of size six... boots.

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Fun's over.

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Whoo... we sure
don't want to

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wake her up again.

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Too bad
we don't have

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any earplugs
to put on her.

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Yeah, all's I got is
this belly button lint.

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All right, Pat!

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I'm gonna rip your arms off

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and flapjacks...

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Well, that
ought to work.

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Hey, Sandy, does it work?

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Hey, Sandy, if you can't
hear us, don't say anything!

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Hey, Sandy!

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Don't wake up!

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See you later,
Sheriff Sandy!

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You're under arrest!

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You'll never catch me!

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Hey, that's
not fair!

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Cowboys couldn't
afford cannons.

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They couldn't afford
station wagons, either.

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Nice paneling.

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All right, Pinhead.

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Your time is up.

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Who you calling Pinhead?

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I want to be Dirty Dan.

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What makes you think
you can be Dirty Dan?

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I'm dirty... bleah!

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I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.

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I'd say I'm Dirty Dan!

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Oh!

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Guh!

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I'd say I'm Dirty Dan!
Oh!

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I'm Dirty Dan! Ee!

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I'm Dirty Dan! Ow!

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I'm Dirty Dan! Ee!

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I'm Dirty Dan! Oh!

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I'm Dirty Dan! Ee!

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I'm Dirty Dan! Oh!

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I'm Dirty Dan! Ee!

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I'm Dirty Dan! Oh!

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I'm Dirty Dan! Ee!

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I'm Dirty Dan! Oh!

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I'm Dirty Dan!

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Screaming will get you no...

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Which one of you fellers
is the real Dirty Dan?

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Uh... I am?

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Patrick!

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Hot wings...

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Okay, Pinhead Larry.

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Now you get yours!

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Pinhead...!

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Aah! Whoa...

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Whoa-ho-ho!

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Now you're gonna pay for
those crimes, Pinhead!

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Sandy, stand back.

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I'm warning ya!

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Okay, I warned ya!

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Did you win?

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Hi, SpongeBob.

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Okay, SpongeBob,
you can be Dirty Dan.

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I just want to be
Patrick.

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Let's get
out of here

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before Sandy
wakes up again!

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Ouch!

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Sorry, Patrick,
but the door is slippery.

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It's frozen shut!

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Let me have a try.

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Open, Sesame!

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Well, I've done
all I can do.

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Then we're stuck in here...

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until the door thaws...

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in spring.

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Barnacles!

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Is it spring yet?

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N-n-no...

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I'm so c-c-cold
that I'm shivering.

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I-I'm so cold that I can use
my nose drippings

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as a pair of chopsticks.

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I-I'm so c-cold that...

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I'm shivering!

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Maybe we should build
a fire.

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I've got it!

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We'll burn the bark
from Sandy's tree.

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You're gonna be
wearing an iron lung

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when I'm through
with you, Pinhead.

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The fire's not going to
happen, Patrick.

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I don't get it!

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How does Sandy survive these
intense conditions every year?

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Maybe she just ignores it.

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Maybe...

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Maybe...

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Maybe it's her fur!

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Yeah!

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Look at all that warm,
toasty fur.

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It's like a gold mine,
but with fur.

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Carefully...

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Carefully...

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Come on, do it!

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I'm freezing here!

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All right, all right,
hang on a second!

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That should be enough,
right?

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Sponge, I'm a big man.

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A big, big man!

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Well, I guess I've lived
a full life.

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This is taking too long!

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I want the warm now!

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Pat, no!

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Pat, are you crazy?

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No... I'm warm.

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Let me see that roll of tape.

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Man, that fur really
hits the spot!

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No more frozen armpits.

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And this eyebrow/goatee combo
works like a charm.

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This the best idea
we've ever had.

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You said it!

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I'm ready for the longest,
coldest winter ever.

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Bring it on!

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Spring?

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Wow...

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Spring already.

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Oh, oh...!

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Tartar sauce!

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The lock is still frozen!

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I sure can't wait to get
outside and warm my fur.

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Oh, look, it's SpongeBob
and Patrick.

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Hi, guys!

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It's okay, Sandy.

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Squirrel pattern
baldness

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is quite common
in small mammals.

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SpongeBob...

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Patrick...

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Don't worry, Sandy.

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We've got you covered.

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More lemonade, boys?

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Thanks, Sandy!

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Spring sure is lovely.

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Oh, I've got you now, Gary.

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Tag, you're it!

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Gary will never find me here!

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Uh-oh.

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Tag! Now I'm it!

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Hi, SpongeBob.

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What are you doing?

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Gary and I are
playing tag.

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You want to join us?

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Oh, boy, would I?

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Okay...

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Tag... you're it!

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I'm it! I'm it!

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I'm it! I'm it!
I'm it! I'm it!

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Tag, you're it!

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I win! I win!

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What's with Gary?

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He sounds like
a motorboat.

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That's just a snail's way
of saying he likes you.

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Tickles!

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Well, I guess it's time

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for me and the Gar Bear
to get going.

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Come on, Gary.

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Boy, I can't wait
to hit the hay.

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How about you, Gary? Gary?

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Gary?

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Hey, Patrick,
have you seen Gary?

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Nope..
oh, hey, here he is.

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Come on, Gary.

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We've got to let
Patrick go to sleep.

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I don't mind, SpongeBob.

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In fact, why don't you let Gary
sleep over at my house tonight?

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Hey, that's a great idea.

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A sleep-over, oh, boy!

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Oh, this is going
to be great, Gary.

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We can stay up till dawn
and watch scary movies

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and eat popcorn
and play board games...

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Blah, blah, blah...

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Gee, this great.

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My two best friends in the
whole sea having a sleep-over.

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And then we'll make
a house of cards

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and then we'll read
some comic books...

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Okay, you guys
have a good time.

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I'll see you tomorrow.

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Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah...

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I'm awake!

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Hey, SpongeBob!

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Hey, guys, how
was the sleep-over?

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Great, SpongeBob.

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Watch this!

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No matter where I go,
Gary follows.

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See?

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Come on, Gary!

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00:15:08,781 --> 00:15:11,284
Try and catch...

272
00:15:11,350 --> 00:15:12,451
me!

273
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,422
Isn't this great, Gary?

274
00:15:16,489 --> 00:15:19,825
Me running around
and you chasing me.

275
00:15:19,892 --> 00:15:21,928
You're not chasing me.

276
00:15:21,994 --> 00:15:22,962
Come on, Gary.

277
00:15:23,029 --> 00:15:24,630
Let's go play
a different game.

278
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,968
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

279
00:15:29,035 --> 00:15:32,838
Look out, I'm right
in front of... you.

280
00:15:32,905 --> 00:15:34,006
What's wrong with me?

281
00:15:35,508 --> 00:15:36,776
Do I offend?

282
00:15:43,149 --> 00:15:44,083
Hey, Gary!

283
00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:45,251
Gary, look!

284
00:15:45,318 --> 00:15:47,820
It's your favorite ball!

285
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,394
Hey, Gary!

286
00:15:55,461 --> 00:15:56,529
Look...

287
00:15:56,595 --> 00:15:57,830
Snail-nip!

288
00:15:59,865 --> 00:16:01,267
Huh? Huh, huh?

289
00:16:05,237 --> 00:16:06,505
Help! Gary, help!

290
00:16:06,572 --> 00:16:07,506
Help me!

291
00:16:07,573 --> 00:16:09,375
Oh, merciful Neptune!

292
00:16:09,442 --> 00:16:12,211
I closed the window on my head!

293
00:16:15,548 --> 00:16:17,583
All right, that's it!

294
00:16:21,053 --> 00:16:22,722
Oh, ooh...

295
00:16:22,788 --> 00:16:25,157
Gary, you stop this
foolishness right now.

296
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:30,596
Gary the Snail, answer me
when I'm talking to you.

297
00:16:30,663 --> 00:16:32,064
Okay, that's it,
mister.

298
00:16:32,131 --> 00:16:35,067
You are coming home with
me right this instant!

299
00:16:36,469 --> 00:16:38,738
Say good-bye to
Patrick, Gary.

300
00:16:40,006 --> 00:16:43,676
Hold it right there,
DadMom AngryPants.

301
00:16:43,743 --> 00:16:45,277
What's that supposed to mean?

302
00:16:45,344 --> 00:16:46,579
I don't know.

303
00:16:46,645 --> 00:16:50,616
But I do know Gary knows
who he wants to go with.

304
00:16:50,683 --> 00:16:54,920
Now, I suggest you put him down
and let him choose.

305
00:16:54,987 --> 00:16:57,390
Fine, but I would
like to remind him

306
00:16:57,456 --> 00:17:00,059
who it was that fed
him and housed him

307
00:17:00,126 --> 00:17:02,361
and sat at his bedside
when he was sick

308
00:17:02,428 --> 00:17:03,896
and massaged
his eyestalks

309
00:17:03,963 --> 00:17:05,331
when his eyes
were sore!

310
00:17:05,398 --> 00:17:07,867
Okay, Gary, go ahead,
show him.

311
00:17:07,933 --> 00:17:09,135
Okay, Gary, come to me!

312
00:17:09,201 --> 00:17:10,970
Come on,
come on, Gary!

313
00:17:11,037 --> 00:17:12,571
Come on,
come here, Gary.

314
00:17:12,638 --> 00:17:14,140
Oh, uh,
wrong way, Gary.

315
00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:15,508
G-Gary, turn around.

316
00:17:15,574 --> 00:17:16,709
Gary, turn around.

317
00:17:16,776 --> 00:17:18,477
Gary, no,
Gary, no, no, no.

318
00:17:18,544 --> 00:17:19,912
No, don't do it,
Gary.

319
00:17:19,979 --> 00:17:21,914
No, Gary...

320
00:17:21,981 --> 00:17:24,350
Well, well, well...

321
00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:27,453
I guess that answers
that question.

322
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,188
So long, SpongeBob.

323
00:17:29,255 --> 00:17:31,690
Gary and me
got stuff to do.

324
00:17:31,757 --> 00:17:32,992
Okay, fine!

325
00:17:33,059 --> 00:17:35,294
If that's the way
you want to thank me...

326
00:17:35,361 --> 00:17:37,329
for all that I've done.

327
00:17:42,868 --> 00:17:45,438
I guess you're not
coming back, Gary.

328
00:17:46,772 --> 00:17:48,908
I don't need Gary!

329
00:17:48,974 --> 00:17:50,776
I'll just find another pet.

330
00:17:50,843 --> 00:17:53,112
Yeah, it will be
better than Gary.

331
00:17:53,179 --> 00:17:54,680
I'm going to get a pet

332
00:17:54,747 --> 00:17:57,283
who won't go off
with my best friend!

333
00:18:01,487 --> 00:18:02,721
Hi, guys!

334
00:18:03,956 --> 00:18:06,425
Say hello to
my new pal Rex.

335
00:18:07,326 --> 00:18:08,594
Not only
is he loyal

336
00:18:08,661 --> 00:18:10,329
but he knows
tricks, too.

337
00:18:10,396 --> 00:18:12,231
Watch and learn.

338
00:18:12,298 --> 00:18:15,167
Sit, Rex, sit!

339
00:18:15,234 --> 00:18:19,438
Roll over, Rex,
roll over!

340
00:18:19,505 --> 00:18:21,974
Now stay, Rex, stay!

341
00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:23,209
Good boy, Rex.

342
00:18:23,275 --> 00:18:24,743
Who's a good boy?

343
00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:26,278
Who's a good boy?

344
00:18:26,345 --> 00:18:27,813
Who's a good boy?

345
00:18:33,119 --> 00:18:37,156
I'm sure glad we went
our separate ways, Gary.

346
00:18:37,223 --> 00:18:40,092
A worm really is the pet for me.

347
00:18:40,159 --> 00:18:42,128
So loyal, so trusting!

348
00:18:42,194 --> 00:18:43,796
Always by my side!

349
00:18:50,136 --> 00:18:51,971
Who needs worms anyway?

350
00:18:52,037 --> 00:18:54,607
Welcome home,
newest best friend.

351
00:18:54,673 --> 00:18:56,775
Come on out,
don't be shy.

352
00:19:00,679 --> 00:19:02,615
You remind me of someone
I once knew.

353
00:19:02,681 --> 00:19:03,949
A certain someone

354
00:19:04,016 --> 00:19:05,684
whose name will
not be mentioned

355
00:19:05,751 --> 00:19:06,852
in this household.

356
00:19:06,919 --> 00:19:08,821
Come on, let me
show you around...

357
00:19:08,888 --> 00:19:10,322
Larry.

358
00:19:10,389 --> 00:19:12,424
Meow.

359
00:19:12,491 --> 00:19:16,829
And now, Larry, I present
to you... dinner time!

360
00:19:16,896 --> 00:19:18,097
Ta-da!

361
00:19:18,164 --> 00:19:19,932
Bon appétit, Larry!

362
00:19:25,037 --> 00:19:27,606
Okay... maybe later.

363
00:19:27,673 --> 00:19:29,875
This is where
you sleep, Larry.

364
00:19:36,448 --> 00:19:37,783
Uh, that's where I...

365
00:19:43,189 --> 00:19:45,858
I guess you can sleep...
there.

366
00:19:45,925 --> 00:19:47,426
I'll sleep down here.

367
00:19:47,493 --> 00:19:50,963
Well, goodnight, Larry.

368
00:19:57,336 --> 00:19:58,470
Hey, hey, Larry!

369
00:19:58,537 --> 00:20:00,072
Want to hear a joke?

370
00:20:00,139 --> 00:20:01,807
Oh, Gary used to love this one.

371
00:20:03,008 --> 00:20:05,744
What do you call
a snail on a ship?

372
00:20:05,811 --> 00:20:08,280
A snailor!

373
00:20:12,484 --> 00:20:13,686
Don't you get it, Larry?

374
00:20:13,752 --> 00:20:15,554
A... a snailor.

375
00:20:17,756 --> 00:20:20,659
Gosh, Larry sure is
different than Gary.

376
00:20:20,726 --> 00:20:24,029
And Gary and Larry
are real different than...

377
00:20:24,096 --> 00:20:26,131
Jerry.

378
00:20:26,198 --> 00:20:29,902
Oh, Gary, why did you
have to go?

379
00:20:29,969 --> 00:20:33,005
Why, Gary... why?

380
00:20:33,072 --> 00:20:35,608
Why, why, why, why, why?

381
00:20:37,843 --> 00:20:38,944
Gary?

382
00:20:39,011 --> 00:20:40,546
Hey, SpongeBob.

383
00:20:40,613 --> 00:20:42,748
Oh...
hello, Patrick.

384
00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:45,851
Hello... Gary.

385
00:20:45,918 --> 00:20:47,152
Would it be all right

386
00:20:47,219 --> 00:20:49,722
if Gary and I did some
laundry over here?

387
00:20:49,788 --> 00:20:51,790
Laundry?

388
00:20:51,857 --> 00:20:54,159
But we used to do laundry.

389
00:20:54,226 --> 00:20:55,928
And, uh, SpongeBob?

390
00:20:55,995 --> 00:20:58,297
Could we borrow
some soap?

391
00:20:58,364 --> 00:21:00,966
Soap? But we used to
use soap.

392
00:21:01,033 --> 00:21:02,301
Do you want...

393
00:21:02,368 --> 00:21:05,904
fresh scent or heavy... du...

394
00:21:05,971 --> 00:21:07,306
Here it comes.

395
00:21:07,373 --> 00:21:13,212
Du... du... du... ty!

396
00:21:13,279 --> 00:21:14,380
Gary!

397
00:21:14,446 --> 00:21:16,582
Please come back,
Gary!

398
00:21:16,649 --> 00:21:18,884
Please come home!

399
00:21:18,951 --> 00:21:22,187
I'm a wreck without you!

400
00:21:22,254 --> 00:21:23,355
I know!

401
00:21:23,422 --> 00:21:24,423
If you come back

402
00:21:24,490 --> 00:21:25,924
there will be
a no-rules rule.

403
00:21:25,991 --> 00:21:28,093
You can do
whatever you want
when you want.

404
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,763
If you feel like ripping up
the sofa, rip it up!

405
00:21:30,829 --> 00:21:32,498
And the litter box?

406
00:21:32,564 --> 00:21:33,999
Forget about it!

407
00:21:34,066 --> 00:21:36,268
The world is your litter box!

408
00:21:36,335 --> 00:21:38,504
And you don't have to
wait around

409
00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:40,439
for me to feed you anymore!

410
00:21:40,506 --> 00:21:42,007
24-hour fridge access!

411
00:21:42,074 --> 00:21:45,611
And you don't even have to
use a bowl!

412
00:21:45,678 --> 00:21:46,945
I know how much you like

413
00:21:47,012 --> 00:21:48,847
my prized driftwood carving
of Squidward.

414
00:21:48,914 --> 00:21:51,450
Well, think of it as your own
personal scratching post.

415
00:21:51,517 --> 00:21:54,453
What do you think, Gary?
Won't it be fun, Gary?

416
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:56,322
How pathetic.

417
00:21:56,388 --> 00:21:57,556
Gary...

418
00:21:58,924 --> 00:22:03,295
I'm sorry, SpongeBob,
but Gary's with me now.

419
00:22:03,362 --> 00:22:06,799
You had your chance
and you failed.

420
00:22:06,865 --> 00:22:09,468
You have to stop
living in the past.

421
00:22:09,535 --> 00:22:10,669
Face it, SpongeBob.

422
00:22:10,736 --> 00:22:12,504
You're only
hurting yourself.

423
00:22:12,571 --> 00:22:15,774
It's what Gary wants

424
00:22:15,841 --> 00:22:19,111
and what Gary wants,
is me.

425
00:22:19,178 --> 00:22:20,446
Right, Gary?

426
00:22:20,512 --> 00:22:21,680
Huh?

427
00:22:25,284 --> 00:22:28,520
He only liked me
for my shorts!

428
00:22:28,587 --> 00:22:29,888
No, Patrick!

429
00:22:29,955 --> 00:22:32,958
He wanted the cookie
in your pocket!

430
00:22:42,868 --> 00:22:45,137
G-G-Gary?

431
00:22:47,639 --> 00:22:49,141
Whee!

432
00:22:49,208 --> 00:22:52,745
Aw, Gary, I knew
you'd never leave me!

433
00:22:52,811 --> 00:22:54,747
Aw...

434
00:22:54,813 --> 00:22:57,683
Let's go for a walk, pal.

435
00:22:59,718 --> 00:23:01,320
Gary?

436
00:23:01,387 --> 00:23:05,891
I thought what we had
was special...!

437
00:23:09,661 --> 00:23:13,866
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