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You know, SpongeBob...

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sometimes it's nice
to hang up my hang glider

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and just watch the clouds
roll by.

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Yep. And just relax.

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Yeah...

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relax.

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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
You know what that
cloud looks like?

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What?

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A flower.

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They all look like flowers,
SpongeBob... all the time.

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They sure do.

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You know, normally
I'd offer to race you

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to the top
of Coral Cliffs

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but I don't
want to miss out

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on a second of this
beautiful beauty.

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Me either.

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Who wants to get
all dirty anyway?

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Yeah... and sweaty.

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Besides, I think we know
who'd get to the top first.

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Yeah.

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Me.

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That's funny, Sandy.

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It sounded
like you said

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you could beat me
in a climbing contest.

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'Course I can!

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I'm a squirrel!

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See!

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I thought that meant
you were nuts.

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Nope. It means I'm
a natural born climber!

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I'm from the surface world

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and nothing prepares you
for climbing

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like growing up
on good old dry land.

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Land-shmand!

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It's all about
finger strength, baby.

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And if there's anything
we've got plenty of down here

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it's finger strength.

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What do you say to that,
Miss Mittens?

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I say I'm already
halfway there!

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Aah!

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No fair, Sandy!

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You got a head start!

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Sorry, SpongeBob!

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That's the way
the coral crumbles!

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Hey!

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Ohh!

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You did that on purpose!

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Yeah, but this is a accident.

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Aah!

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Too bad you forgot
your umbrella.

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Well, it's about time
you showed up.

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But you were...
I saw you... I...

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I want a rematch!

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First one to the Krusty Krab
is the winner.

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Ain't no way
a sea critter

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can run faster
than a land critter!

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I can underwater.

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I'm...

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hydrodynamically designed!

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Think you can win
a fair race

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in that clunky
tin tube?

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Why don't you ask
my be-hind?

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That is...
if you can catch it.

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What do you say to that,
Hydropants?

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I say, I'm already
halfway there...

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halfway there...

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halfway there...
halfway there...

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Hey!

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Thanks for the face lift!

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You see, I told you
you didn't have a...

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There you are!

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Ain't that just
like a land creature

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to keep a sea creature...

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waiting!

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I thought y'all
wanted a rematch!

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I did! And I took
a head start like you did!

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I was just funnin'
with ya that time!

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But I guess all y'all underwater
don't have to play fair!

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I guess we don't,
air breather!

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Water sucker!

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Tree climber!

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Gulf streamer.

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Kite flier!

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Chum chewer!

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Take that back, you...
not... wet... person.

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Aha! You can't
even come up
with another name!

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That proves it!

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Proves what?

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That land critters are
better than sea critters.

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Better at what?

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Oh, durn near everything,
I guess.

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Cattle ropin and pie eatin'
and wood choppin'

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and flyin'.

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What's she
blabbering about?

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She says land creatures
are best.

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Only 'cause
it's true.

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We're best at horseridin'
and fur stylin' and rowin'.

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Y'all got us licked in swimmin'

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but we got corn shuckin'

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and hay bailin'
and barn raisin'

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and... fishin'!

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And name callin'
fer sure.

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And drowning!
Don't forget drowning!

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Good one, Squidward!
Whoo!

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Not on your life,
sport.

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I'll admit.

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You've got some pretty
good moves, for a squirrel.

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But you're still
just a land creature.

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Squirrels can do
anything they want to!

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I bet you can't eat a Krabby
Double Deluxe in one bite.

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Ah...

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Give me that!

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They don't call me Cheeks
for nothin'.

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Well, that's just one thing.

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Can you do this?

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Everyone in my family
can do that!

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Uh... uh...

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How about this, huh?

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Can you reproduce by budding?

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Can ya?

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Can ya?

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Can ya?

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Can ya?

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No!

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Most importantly

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can you do this?

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Well, what would I want to do

127
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any of that dumb stuff
for anyway?

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Admit it, Sandy—

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you can't do anything
us sea creatures can do!

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In fact, if it wasn't
for that suit

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you couldn't even
live down here!

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Well, you don't...

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I don't need to...

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Grr...

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I'll show y'all!

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I don't need this suit!

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Yah!

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And I don't need
this helmet neither!

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Neptune preserve her!

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How long can she
stay like that?

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I don't know.

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Sandy's a girl?

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Wow, Sandy.

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You sure proved us wrong.

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I guess land creatures
are better.

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At least, until they need
to breathe...

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Yep, won't be long now.

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Feeling lightheaded yet?

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Uh-uh.

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Remember this?

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It's free!

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Stop laughin' at me!

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I knew it!

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There was no way
some "airhead"

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was going to win anything
against a water breather!

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Airhead...

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Huh?

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Sea creatures rule...!

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Water! Water! Water!

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All right,
all right.

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You had your
little laugh.

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But now
it's my turn!

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Y'all think you're
such hot stuff, don't ya?

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Swimmin' around with
your fancy gills 'n such!

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But none of you wet heads
would last a minute on my turf.

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Dry land!

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Do we have to wear
pickle jars?

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Nope, nothin' but the clothes
on your backs!

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One minute?
No problem... landy!

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Well, so are you going or not?

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Uh... well... we... uh...

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Actually... uh...
you know... uh...

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We can't... uh...
because...

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We're... late
for... um...

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Our fitting!

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Oh, you mean
for your chicken costumes?

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Hey... we are not chicken!

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My popcorn!

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Yeah, we're not chicken,
we'll do it.

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There! Mission accomplished!

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Look, unless you can stay above
water for one measly minute

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you forfeit the contest

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and prove that land creatures
are better than sea creatures!

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No way, San-day.

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We can take on
your challenge.

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Yeah!

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We're not afraid of
your dumb old land.

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Yeah!

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We're sea creatures!

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Yeah!

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Okay.

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Well, this is it.

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Wait, boy!

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Make it last.

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Thanks, Mr. Krabs.

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Okay...

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Here I go!

198
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Hey... this isn't so bad!

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We can do this!

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Hey, Patrick, come on up!

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The air is fine!

202
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I'm gonna do it quick
and get it over with.

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Cannonball...!

204
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Hey, I lost my trunks!

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Hi, SpongeBob!

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00:08:55,590 --> 00:08:56,725
All right, Pat!
You made it!

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Mr. Krabs!

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Come on up,
Mr. Krabs!

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All ashore that's goin' ashore,
Mr. Squidward!

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00:09:03,498 --> 00:09:06,034
Land... ho!

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00:09:08,169 --> 00:09:09,504
Lookin' good,
Mr. Krabs!

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00:09:09,571 --> 00:09:11,806
Yeah, whoo-hoo!

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00:09:11,873 --> 00:09:13,374
Come on,
Squidward!

214
00:09:13,441 --> 00:09:15,276
You're missing
all the dry.

215
00:09:15,343 --> 00:09:16,544
Come on,
Squidward!

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00:09:16,611 --> 00:09:18,346
Squidward! Squidward!

217
00:09:18,413 --> 00:09:21,082
Well, I'll do it...
but I won't like it.

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00:09:21,149 --> 00:09:24,552
Squidward! Squidward! Squid...

219
00:09:25,553 --> 00:09:26,721
What?

220
00:09:26,788 --> 00:09:28,757
Well, here we are!

221
00:09:28,823 --> 00:09:32,794
This is pretty easy!

222
00:09:32,861 --> 00:09:35,263
I may keep a second rock
up here!

223
00:09:35,330 --> 00:09:37,565
Once you get your land legs,
it's not so bad!

224
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We're the masters

225
00:09:38,833 --> 00:09:40,869
of land and sea!

226
00:09:40,935 --> 00:09:42,537
Hey, it's a local. Hi!

227
00:09:42,604 --> 00:09:44,506
We're from underwater!

228
00:09:44,572 --> 00:09:46,374
Do you know Sandy Cheeks?

229
00:09:47,742 --> 00:09:50,779
Three, two, one...

230
00:09:50,845 --> 00:09:51,913
Well, tan my fur!

231
00:09:51,980 --> 00:09:52,947
They made it!

232
00:09:53,014 --> 00:09:54,516
Better go congratulate them!

233
00:09:55,517 --> 00:09:57,519
SpongeBob?

234
00:09:57,585 --> 00:09:59,187
Patrick?

235
00:09:59,254 --> 00:10:01,756
Hmm, where did those
critters get to?

236
00:10:09,397 --> 00:10:10,498
Holy Guacamole!

237
00:10:10,565 --> 00:10:14,669
You can't eat my friends,
you rats with wings!

238
00:10:14,736 --> 00:10:16,171
Hi-yah!

239
00:10:25,079 --> 00:10:28,049
Uh, thanks for
saving us, Sandy.

240
00:10:28,116 --> 00:10:30,752
You know everyone's
best at something.

241
00:10:30,819 --> 00:10:33,054
But no one's best
at everything.

242
00:10:33,121 --> 00:10:36,291
Sorry I made you take off
your helmet, Sandy.

243
00:10:36,357 --> 00:10:38,993
Sorry I made you go up
on dry land, SpongeBob.

244
00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:41,930
Three cheers for feeling
sorry for ourselves!

245
00:10:41,996 --> 00:10:42,997
Hip-hip...

246
00:10:43,064 --> 00:10:43,932
Hooray!

247
00:10:43,998 --> 00:10:44,999
Hip-hip...

248
00:10:45,066 --> 00:10:45,934
Hooray!

249
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:46,968
Hip-hip...

250
00:10:47,035 --> 00:10:49,671
Hooray...

251
00:11:04,652 --> 00:11:10,458
Ah... the Bikini Bottom Zoo
is having its annual free day.

252
00:11:10,525 --> 00:11:11,259
Free balloons...

253
00:11:12,727 --> 00:11:15,964
free drinks...

254
00:11:16,030 --> 00:11:18,366
free light bulbs?

255
00:11:18,433 --> 00:11:19,801
Aha!

256
00:11:19,868 --> 00:11:21,669
Top 'o the mornin', boys!

257
00:11:22,570 --> 00:11:26,875
Whew! Next stop.. gift shop.

258
00:11:26,941 --> 00:11:29,244
There it is—
Oyster Stadium.

259
00:11:29,310 --> 00:11:30,979
Not only do they have

260
00:11:31,045 --> 00:11:33,615
the largest oyster
held in captivity

261
00:11:33,681 --> 00:11:35,083
it also does tricks.

262
00:11:35,149 --> 00:11:36,784
He spits a giant pearl

263
00:11:36,851 --> 00:11:38,853
100 feet in the air

264
00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:41,055
like a cannon ball!

265
00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:47,862
Why are we hanging around
watching a cheap imitation?

266
00:11:47,929 --> 00:11:50,565
Let's get over there!

267
00:11:50,632 --> 00:11:54,235
This is the greatest day
of our lives!

268
00:12:01,976 --> 00:12:04,746
This is the greatest
day of our lives?

269
00:12:04,812 --> 00:12:05,280
Boring.

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00:12:09,284 --> 00:12:11,452
You're right, Patrick,
we came to see...

271
00:12:11,519 --> 00:12:14,155
pearls 100 feet in the air!
Right?

272
00:12:14,222 --> 00:12:16,424
I'll try my oyster call.

273
00:12:25,767 --> 00:12:26,868
Well, I'm outta here.

274
00:12:26,935 --> 00:12:28,903
Thanks for nothin',
SpongeBob.

275
00:12:31,005 --> 00:12:33,608
Come on, come on,
wake up already!

276
00:12:43,718 --> 00:12:44,285
I think it's working!

277
00:12:47,155 --> 00:12:49,257
Hey, Patrick, it's waking up!

278
00:12:49,324 --> 00:12:51,225
Oh boy, did I miss it?

279
00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:53,227
No, the show's
about to begin...

280
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,803
What's wrong
with Clamu?

281
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:06,174
Easy, girl, it's me,
Joe, remember?

282
00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:14,682
Now, this is a show!

283
00:13:14,749 --> 00:13:16,551
MAN
Attention, zoo patrons.

284
00:13:16,617 --> 00:13:19,988
Clamu The Giant Oyster
is on an emotional rampage!

285
00:13:20,054 --> 00:13:22,557
Please scream and
run around in circles.

286
00:13:23,992 --> 00:13:25,526
Thanks for coming.

287
00:13:28,229 --> 00:13:30,465
You boys better get
out of this area, pronto!

288
00:13:30,531 --> 00:13:32,200
There's nothing
more dangerous

289
00:13:32,266 --> 00:13:34,235
than an emotionally
disturbed oyster.

290
00:13:34,302 --> 00:13:36,037
You didn't do anything

291
00:13:36,104 --> 00:13:38,072
that might have caused
this tragedy, did you?

292
00:13:38,139 --> 00:13:39,574
Uh...

293
00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:43,745
No way! Only a jerk
would upset a gentle giant.

294
00:13:43,811 --> 00:13:45,780
Right, SpongeBob?

295
00:13:45,847 --> 00:13:47,081
Right.

296
00:13:50,785 --> 00:13:54,288
Man, if I ever see
the guy who upset Clamu

297
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:57,291
I'd have a few choice words
for him, like...

298
00:13:57,358 --> 00:14:02,330
"you"... and... "are"...
and... "a jerk!"

299
00:14:02,397 --> 00:14:05,333
Are you sure you didn't see
anything suspicious?

300
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,302
I already said I didn't,
Patrick, sheesh!

301
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,605
Hey, lets investigate
this crime

302
00:14:10,671 --> 00:14:12,874
and catch the lowlife
who's responsible.

303
00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:14,876
Give it a rest, Patrick!

304
00:14:14,942 --> 00:14:16,911
There's no crime
to investigate

305
00:14:16,978 --> 00:14:18,813
Now go home!

306
00:14:20,515 --> 00:14:24,786
Stupid Patrick...
I didn't do anything wrong!

307
00:14:24,852 --> 00:14:26,988
Aw, what am I getting
so worked up about?

308
00:14:27,055 --> 00:14:28,856
I'm sure that by tomorrow

309
00:14:28,923 --> 00:14:31,893
this whole ugly mess
will be a funny memory

310
00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:33,294
Our top story

311
00:14:33,361 --> 00:14:35,963
giant oyster has
its feelings hurt!

312
00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:36,998
The only clue
that could be found

313
00:14:37,065 --> 00:14:39,467
was this lone peanut!

314
00:14:39,534 --> 00:14:42,737
And as you can hear,
the oyster continues

315
00:14:42,804 --> 00:14:44,806
to emit its horrible cry

316
00:14:44,872 --> 00:14:48,609
A cry so powerful, it can
be heard around the world

317
00:14:48,676 --> 00:14:52,113
A cry that not only
breaks the sound barrier

318
00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:54,782
it breaks the hearts
of our citizens!

319
00:14:54,849 --> 00:14:59,487
What kind of cruel,
careless, evil person

320
00:14:59,554 --> 00:15:04,892
would deliberately upset one of
Neptune's most gentle creatures?

321
00:15:05,927 --> 00:15:07,495
Aah!

322
00:15:07,562 --> 00:15:10,298
No, Gary! How would I know
anything about the oyster?

323
00:15:11,566 --> 00:15:13,401
Defensive? I'm not
being defensive!

324
00:15:13,468 --> 00:15:15,937
Barnacles! What is this,
20 questions or something?

325
00:15:18,339 --> 00:15:20,241
This is getting
a little out of hand.

326
00:15:20,308 --> 00:15:22,110
All I did was throw a peanut.

327
00:15:22,176 --> 00:15:23,978
I didn't mean
to make the oyster cry!

328
00:15:24,045 --> 00:15:27,048
I just wanted to see it
perform spectacular stunts!

329
00:15:27,115 --> 00:15:29,750
Aw, everyone's going to hate me!

330
00:15:29,817 --> 00:15:32,019
I, I need some advice.

331
00:15:32,086 --> 00:15:33,321
Now, let's see now...

332
00:15:33,387 --> 00:15:35,857
who could never hate me
no matter what I do?

333
00:15:35,923 --> 00:15:37,792
Squidward!

334
00:15:37,859 --> 00:15:40,761
Squidward! Oh Squidward!

335
00:15:40,828 --> 00:15:44,332
SpongeBob! Do you have
to knock so loudly?

336
00:15:44,398 --> 00:15:45,366
Sorry, neighbor!

337
00:15:45,433 --> 00:15:47,135
Oh... that
overgrown clam

338
00:15:47,201 --> 00:15:48,803
is giving me
a headache!

339
00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:51,772
I can't even take
my afternoon
beauty nap!

340
00:15:52,974 --> 00:15:55,343
Funny thing you should
mention that old oyster

341
00:15:55,409 --> 00:15:59,447
Because I... uh...
was kind wondering, um...

342
00:15:59,514 --> 00:16:01,883
Let's say I know this guy

343
00:16:01,949 --> 00:16:05,286
who may have something
to do with the oyster.

344
00:16:05,353 --> 00:16:07,955
You know the guy who did it?

345
00:16:08,990 --> 00:16:10,091
Oh, this is great!

346
00:16:10,158 --> 00:16:11,759
You and I can go
turn him in!

347
00:16:11,826 --> 00:16:14,896
And then I'll get so much sleep,
I'll be gorgeous!

348
00:16:14,962 --> 00:16:17,598
Um, actually, I...
I'm just talking hypothetically.

349
00:16:17,665 --> 00:16:19,000
You don't
know who did it?

350
00:16:19,066 --> 00:16:21,836
Well, um, I, uh, no!

351
00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:24,272
Squidward?

352
00:16:24,338 --> 00:16:25,506
Gotcha!

353
00:16:25,573 --> 00:16:26,507
Aah!

354
00:16:26,574 --> 00:16:28,509
Where were you
on the day of today?

355
00:16:28,576 --> 00:16:30,444
Don't play games
with me, mister!

356
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:31,913
Hey, Patrick,
what are you doing?

357
00:16:31,979 --> 00:16:33,281
Oh hi, SpongeBob!

358
00:16:33,347 --> 00:16:35,416
I'm just continuing
my investigation

359
00:16:35,483 --> 00:16:37,318
of the great Clamu Caper!

360
00:16:37,385 --> 00:16:39,887
Um... have you found out
anything?

361
00:16:39,954 --> 00:16:41,022
Yes!

362
00:16:41,088 --> 00:16:44,325
No, wait... um... no.

363
00:16:44,392 --> 00:16:47,528
But this grain of sand
looks pretty suspicious

364
00:16:47,595 --> 00:16:49,797
and so does this rock!

365
00:16:49,864 --> 00:16:53,334
And I've got a few questions
for this little piece of grass!

366
00:16:53,401 --> 00:16:57,038
Don't worry, SpongeBob,
Patrick's on the case!

367
00:16:57,104 --> 00:16:59,907
The truth will be
revealed!

368
00:16:59,974 --> 00:17:02,610
I'd better go see Sandy,
she'll know what to do!

369
00:17:06,247 --> 00:17:07,748
That poor,
poor critter!

370
00:17:07,815 --> 00:17:10,318
What kind of
inconsiderate person

371
00:17:10,384 --> 00:17:12,787
would upset
such a gentle creature?

372
00:17:12,853 --> 00:17:15,523
Uh, that's kind of what I
wanted to talk to you about...

373
00:17:15,590 --> 00:17:19,193
Why, when I find out who caused
that oyster so much pain

374
00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:22,997
No more jiggery pokery!

375
00:17:24,999 --> 00:17:27,101
Now, what was it you wanted
to talk about, SpongeBob?

376
00:17:29,637 --> 00:17:33,741
Hey, SpongeBob, how come
you're all twitchy like that?

377
00:17:33,808 --> 00:17:36,244
Twitchy? Twitchy?
Who's twitchy?

378
00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:37,645
I'm not twitchy!

379
00:17:37,712 --> 00:17:40,481
Sorry, Sandy,
I have to um, um...

380
00:17:40,548 --> 00:17:41,782
go get my hair cut.

381
00:17:41,849 --> 00:17:45,253
SpongeBob doesn't have hair...

382
00:17:45,319 --> 00:17:46,387
or does he?

383
00:17:52,927 --> 00:17:53,861
Hey, SpongeBob!

384
00:17:55,863 --> 00:17:57,498
This is it!

385
00:17:57,565 --> 00:18:00,101
All of the clues
are coming together!

386
00:18:00,167 --> 00:18:04,238
I followed these footprints
right to this exact spot

387
00:18:04,305 --> 00:18:06,407
and then, right
where you're standing...

388
00:18:06,474 --> 00:18:09,443
I found this bag
of peanuts! Ha!

389
00:18:09,510 --> 00:18:13,047
Oh, I'm so close
to solving this crime

390
00:18:13,114 --> 00:18:16,250
I can almost taste it!

391
00:18:16,317 --> 00:18:17,852
Mmm...

392
00:18:17,918 --> 00:18:20,721
Boy, crime-fighting
sure makes me hungry

393
00:18:20,788 --> 00:18:23,524
and this
yellow Popsicle
hits the spot!

394
00:18:23,591 --> 00:18:25,493
Okay, uh, good luck
with all that, Patrick

395
00:18:25,559 --> 00:18:27,628
and, uh...
I'll see you later!

396
00:18:29,463 --> 00:18:31,365
Open up!
This is the police!

397
00:18:31,432 --> 00:18:33,034
Uh, uh, just a second!

398
00:18:34,368 --> 00:18:36,237
Are you SpongeBob SquarePants?

399
00:18:36,304 --> 00:18:37,538
Y-y-yes?

400
00:18:37,605 --> 00:18:39,573
Put those eyeballs
back in your head, son.

401
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,509
We've got a few
questions for you.

402
00:18:44,045 --> 00:18:44,912
Were you at the zoo

403
00:18:44,979 --> 00:18:46,447
on the day of the
oyster incident?

404
00:18:46,514 --> 00:18:49,216
Um, um, um, yes!

405
00:18:49,283 --> 00:18:50,751
Did you, or did you not
take part

406
00:18:50,818 --> 00:18:52,019
in various activities
of zoo-time merriment?

407
00:18:52,086 --> 00:18:54,322
Yes...

408
00:18:54,388 --> 00:18:56,924
And are you familiar with...
this peanut?

409
00:18:56,991 --> 00:18:58,426
Yes!

410
00:18:58,492 --> 00:19:00,494
Just one more question...

411
00:19:00,561 --> 00:19:03,297
Is it true that you were
at the oyster's lair

412
00:19:03,364 --> 00:19:06,400
with a Mr. Patrick Star?

413
00:19:06,467 --> 00:19:09,970
Yes! Yes! It's true!

414
00:19:10,037 --> 00:19:11,472
It's all true!

415
00:19:11,539 --> 00:19:14,542
The merriment,
the peanut...

416
00:19:14,608 --> 00:19:16,143
the Patrick!

417
00:19:16,210 --> 00:19:18,145
That's all we need to know, son!

418
00:19:18,212 --> 00:19:19,547
Let's book him!

419
00:19:21,082 --> 00:19:22,583
Wow, you guys are good!

420
00:19:22,650 --> 00:19:25,720
I'm the last person
I would have suspected

421
00:19:25,786 --> 00:19:28,289
but I was looking for me
all the time!

422
00:19:28,356 --> 00:19:30,524
It's the perfect crime!

423
00:19:30,591 --> 00:19:33,694
Yeah, yeah, tell it
to the judge, pinky!

424
00:19:33,761 --> 00:19:37,064
Oh no! Patrick's too sensitive
for the big house!

425
00:19:37,665 --> 00:19:40,134
Wait, stop!

426
00:19:40,201 --> 00:19:42,269
I'm the one you want!

427
00:19:42,336 --> 00:19:44,505
I am the criminal!

428
00:19:52,113 --> 00:19:55,082
Hey, everybody, let's
throw peanuts at him

429
00:19:55,149 --> 00:19:56,584
and see how he likes it!

430
00:19:59,153 --> 00:20:00,287
I get what I deserve!

431
00:20:04,825 --> 00:20:05,726
Ouch!

432
00:20:07,828 --> 00:20:08,562
Wait!

433
00:20:08,629 --> 00:20:09,764
Hold your peanuts!

434
00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:12,032
Patrick Star is innocent!

435
00:20:12,099 --> 00:20:15,469
I have come here
to reveal the truth!

436
00:20:15,536 --> 00:20:17,104
They say
that truth and honesty

437
00:20:17,171 --> 00:20:19,607
will be rewarded
with trust and forgiveness!

438
00:20:21,575 --> 00:20:23,778
I'm here to lay my cards
on the table

439
00:20:23,844 --> 00:20:27,081
to trim the branches
of deception from
the tree of life

440
00:20:27,148 --> 00:20:31,318
to shave away the unkempt
sideburns from the face
of truth! I...

441
00:20:31,385 --> 00:20:34,021
Hey! Just get on
with it!

442
00:20:34,088 --> 00:20:36,757
I am the one
who threw the peanut.

443
00:20:36,824 --> 00:20:39,760
I know now that what
I have done is wrong...

444
00:20:39,827 --> 00:20:43,664
and so I say, I am sorry,
giant performing oyster!

445
00:20:43,731 --> 00:20:45,699
I am sorry, Patrick.

446
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:48,569
I am sorry,
citizens of Bikini Bottom

447
00:20:50,204 --> 00:20:54,241
Hey! Let's
throw peanuts
at both of 'em!

448
00:20:55,976 --> 00:20:59,280
Wait! Here's the real criminal.

449
00:20:59,346 --> 00:21:01,215
Uh... top of the morning?

450
00:21:01,282 --> 00:21:03,818
Mr. Krabs!

451
00:21:05,252 --> 00:21:06,520
I knew it!

452
00:21:06,587 --> 00:21:09,590
Mr. Krabs stole
a very important item

453
00:21:09,657 --> 00:21:11,125
from the oyster!

454
00:21:11,192 --> 00:21:12,827
Behold...

455
00:21:15,463 --> 00:21:17,064
Wait a minute...

456
00:21:17,131 --> 00:21:17,765
Behold!

457
00:21:17,832 --> 00:21:19,433
The oyster's pearl!

458
00:21:22,236 --> 00:21:24,205
Here you go, girl.

459
00:21:37,885 --> 00:21:39,753
Mama! Mama!

460
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:41,288
Mother of pearl!

461
00:21:41,355 --> 00:21:43,190
The oyster's a mother!

462
00:21:43,257 --> 00:21:44,358
And that pearl's no pearl.

463
00:21:44,425 --> 00:21:46,494
It's an egg!

464
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,396
Mama! Mama!

465
00:21:54,735 --> 00:21:58,873
Aw...

466
00:21:58,939 --> 00:22:01,809
But it's... free day!

467
00:22:10,484 --> 00:22:13,621
and NICKELODEON