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Patrick?

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Patrick?

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Oh, Patrick!

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Are you ready to
go jelly fishing?

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Oh, boy, am I!

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Here's your net.

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Well, come on,
Patrick.

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The jellyfish don't
catch themselves.

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First, I have to put away
my secret box.

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Secret box?

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You never told me
about your...

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secret box.

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Hey! Hands off,
Peeping Bob.

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This here's my secret box.

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Besides, if I showed you
what was inside

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it wouldn't be
a secret anymore.

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Duh!

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Oh, Spongebob!

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If only you could see
inside my secret box

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it would change
your life.

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It's okay, Patrick,
I know all about secrets.

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You do?

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I've got
a gazillion secrets.

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Like what?

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Well, it's no secret that
the best thing about a secret

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is secretly telling someone
your secret

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thereby secretly adding
another secret

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to their secret collection
of secrets... secretly.

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You want to hear
one of my secrets?

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Uh... let's see.

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Did you know
you're my best friend?

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No... way.

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Oh, let's hear another one!

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Okay. Uh... secretly,
I'm a little bit naive.

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Wow!

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I'll never look at you
the same way again, Spongebob.

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Gosh!

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Tell me some more secrets!

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Okay...

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I love my job
at The Krusty Krab.

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I sleep with my shoes on.

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I like jelly
on both sides of my toast.

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I've got
an overdue library book.

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overbite.

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I've never been late for work.

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I've said the word "fancy"
in conversation.

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I still don't have
my driver's license.

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I'm a little
on the short side.

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I'm wearing three pairs
of underwear now.

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Gasp!

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I never would have guessed.

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Now will you show me
what's inside your secret box?

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No, Spongebob!

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It's for me to know,
and for you to never find out!

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You may be an open
book, Spongebob

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but I'm a bit more
complicated than that.

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The inner machinations
of my mind are an enigma.

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Oh, yeah? Well, I got
plenty of secret stuff, too!

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Uh...

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I've got my secret socks on.

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And my secret Gary's bowl.

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My secret TV

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and my secret TV channel.

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What do you think of that,
Patrick?

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Patrick?

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Whew!

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Oh, whew!

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Maybe if you saw
what was inside

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you'd know why it
has to be secret.

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Inside this very box is
the most secrety secret

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in all of Secretdom,
and I am its sole witness!

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It's a heavy burden,
Spongebob

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but nobody must know
the mystery of the box.

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Nobody!

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Not even...
Squidward's house.

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It's a full-time job.

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I'm constantly on the alert.

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You never know
when someone's going to...

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Spongebob, what do you
think you're doing?

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That's my secret box!

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Now hand it over!

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But, Patrick,
I must know the secret.

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For the last time,
Spongebob, no!

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Come on, just a peek.

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Never!

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So, it's come to this.

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And to think we joined
the Best Friends Forever Club!

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Listen up, Spongebob
"Secret Stealer" Pants!

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If you ever come near
my secret box again

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we won't be friends anymore!

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But... we're supposed to be...
friends forever.

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I feel so filthy.

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I have soiled
our friendship garden.

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I just couldn't help myself.

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I know it's your secret.

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I promise to respect that.

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Oh, please forgive me,
Patrick, please!

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Well...

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I guess it's not
all your fault.

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After all, this is
a pretty great secret.

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I mean, how could you resist

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the greatest secret ever?

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The most amazing...

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mysterious...

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powerful secret in
all of Bikini Bottom?

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So, what do you say, buddy?

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Friends?

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Friends.

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What could be in that box

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that Patrick
doesn't want me to see?

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Maybe it's the world's
only albino jellyfish

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or maybe Patrick's
a master jewel thief

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and it's full of diamonds.

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Or maybe Patrick's
a deranged maniac

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who keeps his victims'
severed heads in a box.

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Or even worse

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maybe it's
an embarrassing snapshot of me

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from a Christmas party.

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I got to find out
what's in that secret box.

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I'm not going to
rest till I do!

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That's it.

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How do you look
into a secret box?

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Secretly, of course.

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I'll just take the box
while Patrick's sleeping

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look inside

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and before Patrick

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even has time to notice

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I'll slide it back.

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Patrick won't know

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and I'll have
my own little secret.

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Good idea, eh, Gary?

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Mmm... No.

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Oh, what do you know?

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You're a snail.

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Snizzlefrazzy!

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Who's it?

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Se-e-ecret.

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I got to be more quiet.

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I don't want to wake Patrick up.

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Duh! Who's there?

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Who's... Who's...

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Oh...

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Shh!

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Hey!

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Oh...

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Mmm... water.

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Good old secret box.

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Let's see what's inside.

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Nighty-night, boxie.

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Gee, Patrick sure is
a heavy sleeper.

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Huh? Who said that?

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Who's there?

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Uh...

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It's the clam burglar!

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And he's stealing my secret box!

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Hand over the goods,
secret-box bandit

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and prepare for
the most unpleasant

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pillow fight of your life!

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Wait, wait, wait, Patrick. Stop!

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It's me, Spongebob!

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Nice try, burglar.

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But Spongebob's my best friend
and he'd never steal from me.

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No, really, Patrick.
Look.

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Our friendship ring.

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It is you!

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How could you do this?

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If it makes you
feel any better

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I haven't looked inside.

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That's it, Spongebob.

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You have crossed the line.

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As of right now, this
friendship is over!

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Really?

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Nah, you can look inside
if you really want to.

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Okay!

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Oh, this is one of the most
exciting moments of my life.

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Well, here it goes.

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Huh?

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Well? Didn't I tell you?

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Isn't it great?

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It's just a string.

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A secret string!

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Boy, when you're right,
you're right.

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That's some secret box
you got there.

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Yeah. Thanks
for showing me that.

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Well, good night, Patrick.

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See you tomorrow.

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Good night, Spongebob.

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I should have known.

189
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It was just
a piece of string all along.

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Wait till I tell Gary.

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Good thing he didn't pull
the secret string

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opening the secret compartment

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of my secret box

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revealing one embarrassing
snapshot of Spongebob

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at that Christmas party.

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Merry Christmas, Spongebob!

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Yeah, uh, we're with

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the pet hospital
down the street

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and I understand
you have

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a dying animal
on the premises.

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Hello.

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You've reached The House
of Unrecognized Talent.

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Please start after the...

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Sounds as though
you've got a dying animal

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to attend to,
eh, old chum?

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Squilliam Fancyson
from band class?

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00:12:11,676 --> 00:12:14,979
I hear you're playing
the cash register now.

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Well, sometimes.

209
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Uh, how's the unibrow?

210
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It's big and valuable.

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I'm the leader of
a big fancy band now

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and we're supposed to play
the Bubble Bowl next week.

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The Bu-Bu-Bu... the Bu-Bu-Bu...
the Bu-Bu-Bu...?

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That's right.

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I'm living your dreams,
Squidward.

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The problem is, I'm busy
next week and can't make it.

217
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So, I was hoping you and your
band could cover for us.

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Oh, uh... I-I-I-I'd, uh...

219
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I knew it!

220
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You don't even
have a band.

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Well, I'll just
let you get back

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to the service
industry now.

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Hold it!

224
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It just so happens that
I don't sell fast food

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I do have a band

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00:13:01,793 --> 00:13:05,530
and we're going to play
that Bubble Bowl.

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How do you like that, Fancyboy?

228
00:13:07,932 --> 00:13:09,801
Good luck next Tuesday.

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00:13:09,868 --> 00:13:13,138
I hope the audience brings
lots of ibuprofen.

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00:13:14,939 --> 00:13:18,410
I've got to drum up
a marching band fast.

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Drum.

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Band humor.

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"Looking to add fulfillment
to your dull, dull life?"

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"Then become part of
the greatest musical sensation

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ever to hit Bikini Bottom."

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"And be forever adored

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by thousands of people
you don't know."

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"Not to mention
free refreshments."

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"Practice begins tonight,
8:30 sharp."

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Stupid music rental clerk
made me late.

241
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That trilobite didn't know
an oboe from an elbow.

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Hmm, elbow, hmm.

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More band humor.

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People, people!

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00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:03,555
Settle down.

246
00:14:03,621 --> 00:14:05,356
Okay, now.

247
00:14:05,423 --> 00:14:07,759
How many of you have played
musical instruments before?

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00:14:07,826 --> 00:14:09,828
Do instruments of torture count?

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00:14:09,894 --> 00:14:10,895
No.

250
00:14:10,962 --> 00:14:13,264
Is mayonnaise an instrument?

251
00:14:13,331 --> 00:14:16,000
No, Patrick, mayonnaise
is not an instrument.

252
00:14:17,435 --> 00:14:20,371
Horseradish is not
an instrument either.

253
00:14:20,438 --> 00:14:23,708
That's fine, no one
has any experience.

254
00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:27,145
Fortunately, I have enough
talent for all of you.

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All of you.

256
00:14:34,452 --> 00:14:36,354
When do we get
the free food?

257
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Okay, try to repeat after me.

258
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Brass section, go.

259
00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:47,098
Good. Now the wind.

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00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,235
And the drums.

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00:14:53,671 --> 00:14:57,175
Too bad that didn't kill me.

262
00:14:57,242 --> 00:14:59,911
Let's just try stepping
in rhythm.

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00:14:59,978 --> 00:15:03,481
Now, I want everyone to stand
in straight rows of five.

264
00:15:03,548 --> 00:15:05,250
Is this the part
where we start kicking?

265
00:15:05,316 --> 00:15:07,685
No, Spongebob,
that's a chorus line.

266
00:15:07,752 --> 00:15:08,920
Kicking?

267
00:15:08,987 --> 00:15:10,688
Oh, I want to do
some kicking!

268
00:15:11,856 --> 00:15:13,124
Why, you...!

269
00:15:13,191 --> 00:15:15,193
Why, I ought to...!

270
00:15:28,439 --> 00:15:30,975
Whoever's the owner
of the white sedan

271
00:15:31,042 --> 00:15:32,944
you left your lights on.

272
00:15:46,457 --> 00:15:48,259
Okay, that's
perfect, everybody.

273
00:15:48,326 --> 00:15:50,061
Bubble Bowl, here we come.

274
00:15:50,128 --> 00:15:52,430
Flag twirlers, really
spin those things.

275
00:15:52,497 --> 00:15:53,665
Okay, turn.

276
00:15:53,731 --> 00:15:56,568
Flag twirlers, let's go.

277
00:15:56,634 --> 00:15:58,069
I want to see
some spinning.

278
00:15:58,136 --> 00:15:59,871
Flag twirlers, let's move!

279
00:15:59,938 --> 00:16:01,272
Come on!
Move!

280
00:16:17,322 --> 00:16:19,357
How's that harmonica solo
coming, Plankton?

281
00:16:19,424 --> 00:16:20,792
It's tremendous.

282
00:16:20,858 --> 00:16:22,193
You want to see?

283
00:16:52,790 --> 00:16:55,927
Well, this is our last night
together before the show.

284
00:16:55,994 --> 00:16:59,364
And I know that you haven't
improved since we began.

285
00:17:01,866 --> 00:17:03,534
But I have a theory.

286
00:17:03,601 --> 00:17:06,938
People talk loud when they
want to act smart, right?

287
00:17:07,005 --> 00:17:08,640
Correct!

288
00:17:08,706 --> 00:17:12,210
So if we play loud,
people might think we're good.

289
00:17:12,276 --> 00:17:13,511
Everybody ready?

290
00:17:14,679 --> 00:17:15,947
And a-one and a-two

291
00:17:16,014 --> 00:17:17,782
and a-one, two, three, four!

292
00:17:22,487 --> 00:17:24,489
Okay, new theory.

293
00:17:24,555 --> 00:17:30,194
Maybe we should play so quietly,
no one can hear us.

294
00:17:30,261 --> 00:17:32,964
Well, maybe we
wouldn't sound so bad

295
00:17:33,031 --> 00:17:35,366
if some people
didn't try to play

296
00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:37,068
with big, meaty claws.

297
00:17:37,135 --> 00:17:39,537
What did you say, punk?

298
00:17:39,604 --> 00:17:43,107
Big... meaty... claws!

299
00:17:43,174 --> 00:17:46,411
Well, these claws ain't
for just attracting mates.

300
00:17:46,477 --> 00:17:47,912
Bring it on, old man!

301
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:48,913
Bring it on!

302
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,048
No, people.

303
00:17:50,114 --> 00:17:52,884
Let's be smart and bring it off.

304
00:17:52,950 --> 00:17:55,453
Oh, so now the
talking cheese is
going to preach to us.

305
00:17:56,521 --> 00:17:57,989
Wait, wait!

306
00:17:58,056 --> 00:18:00,658
I know tensions are high.

307
00:18:00,725 --> 00:18:01,726
Take that!

308
00:18:05,897 --> 00:18:08,099
There's a deposit
on that equipment, people!

309
00:18:13,905 --> 00:18:15,573
Settle down, please!

310
00:18:22,947 --> 00:18:24,315
Hit him! Hit him!

311
00:18:28,686 --> 00:18:29,821
Hey, class is over.

312
00:18:29,887 --> 00:18:31,589
Okay, yeah, see ya tomorrow.

313
00:18:31,656 --> 00:18:32,657
That was good.

314
00:18:32,724 --> 00:18:34,525
Say, what are you doing after...

315
00:18:35,927 --> 00:18:37,929
Well, you did it.

316
00:18:37,995 --> 00:18:41,666
You took my one chance
at happiness

317
00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:43,534
and crushed it.

318
00:18:43,601 --> 00:18:47,472
Crushed it into little,
tiny, bite-size pieces.

319
00:18:47,538 --> 00:18:51,275
I really had expected
better of you people.

320
00:18:51,342 --> 00:18:54,512
I guess I'm a loser
for that, too.

321
00:18:54,579 --> 00:18:57,682
Don't bother showing up
tomorrow.

322
00:18:57,749 --> 00:19:01,819
I'll just tell them you all
died in a marching accident.

323
00:19:01,886 --> 00:19:03,321
So, thanks.

324
00:19:03,387 --> 00:19:04,856
Thanks for nothing.

325
00:19:04,922 --> 00:19:06,657
You're welcome.

326
00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:10,261
What kind of
monsters are we?

327
00:19:10,328 --> 00:19:14,065
That poor creature
came to us in
his hour of need

328
00:19:14,132 --> 00:19:15,533
and we failed him.

329
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,602
Squidward's always
been there for us

330
00:19:17,668 --> 00:19:19,403
when it was
convenient for him.

331
00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:22,039
Evelyn, when your little
Jimmy was trapped in a fire

332
00:19:22,106 --> 00:19:23,040
who rescued him?

333
00:19:23,107 --> 00:19:24,375
A fireman.

334
00:19:24,442 --> 00:19:26,177
And, Larry, when
your heart gave out

335
00:19:26,244 --> 00:19:28,446
from all those
tanning pills,
who revived you?

336
00:19:28,513 --> 00:19:30,081
Some guy
in an ambulance.

337
00:19:30,148 --> 00:19:31,449
Right.

338
00:19:31,516 --> 00:19:33,651
So, if we all
could just pretend

339
00:19:33,718 --> 00:19:37,522
that Squidward was a fireman
or some guy in an ambulance

340
00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:40,091
then I'm sure we could all
pull together

341
00:19:40,158 --> 00:19:42,226
and discover what it truly means

342
00:19:42,293 --> 00:19:45,296
to be in a marching band.

343
00:19:45,363 --> 00:19:46,764
Yeah, for
the fireman!

344
00:19:46,831 --> 00:19:48,432
Yeah!

345
00:19:48,499 --> 00:19:51,435
Now let's make Squidward proud.

346
00:19:51,502 --> 00:19:54,272
A-one, a-two,
a squiddly-diddly do.

347
00:19:54,338 --> 00:19:56,841
I knew this was going to happen.

348
00:19:56,908 --> 00:20:00,111
They're just going to have
to find another band to play.

349
00:20:00,178 --> 00:20:01,579
I just hope that...

350
00:20:01,646 --> 00:20:03,681
Squilliam doesn't find out!

351
00:20:03,748 --> 00:20:04,782
Squilliam! Aw!

352
00:20:04,849 --> 00:20:06,651
What are you doing here?

353
00:20:08,052 --> 00:20:10,321
I just wanted
to watch you blow it.

354
00:20:10,388 --> 00:20:12,456
So, where's your band?

355
00:20:12,523 --> 00:20:14,258
Uh... they couldn't come.

356
00:20:14,325 --> 00:20:15,660
They... died.

357
00:20:15,726 --> 00:20:17,762
Then who's that?

358
00:20:17,829 --> 00:20:19,197
Ah! That would
be my band!

359
00:20:19,263 --> 00:20:21,165
We're ready to
perform, Squidward.

360
00:20:21,232 --> 00:20:23,401
Well, Squiddy,
this is exactly

361
00:20:23,467 --> 00:20:25,970
how I pictured
your band would look.

362
00:20:28,039 --> 00:20:29,807
That's his eager face.

363
00:20:35,746 --> 00:20:37,915
I guess this will be
the last time

364
00:20:37,982 --> 00:20:40,218
I can show my face
in this town.

365
00:20:40,284 --> 00:20:41,986
That's the spirit,
Squidward.

366
00:20:44,055 --> 00:20:46,257
Okay, football fans

367
00:20:46,324 --> 00:20:48,292
put your hands together

368
00:20:48,359 --> 00:20:50,862
for the Bikini Bottom
Super Band!

369
00:20:56,567 --> 00:20:57,902
Yeah!

370
00:20:57,969 --> 00:20:59,737
These are some
ugly-looking fish.

371
00:20:59,804 --> 00:21:02,373
Maybe we're near one of
those toxic-waste dumps.

372
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,242
I think I'm going to be sick.

373
00:21:04,308 --> 00:21:05,576
Okay, everybody.

374
00:21:07,845 --> 00:21:09,647
Let's get this over with.

375
00:21:09,714 --> 00:21:12,984
One, two, three...

376
00:21:13,050 --> 00:21:14,652
four...

377
00:22:22,687 --> 00:22:24,322
Oh!

378
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:12,970
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