1
00:00:04,352 --> 00:00:08,556
Well, it's the worst time
of the day once again.

2
00:00:08,623 --> 00:00:10,692
( sadly ):
Closing time.

3
00:00:10,759 --> 00:00:13,228
Well, see you
in the a.m., Mr. Krabs.

4
00:00:13,295 --> 00:00:15,563
Hold on there,
SpongeBob.

5
00:00:15,630 --> 00:00:17,866
Take that pile
of filth out
with you.

6
00:00:19,234 --> 00:00:20,402
( gasps ):
Mr. Krabs

7
00:00:20,468 --> 00:00:23,471
you shouldn't talk
about Squidward like that.

8
00:00:23,538 --> 00:00:26,508
He means this filth, you loon.

9
00:00:31,946 --> 00:00:33,848
Hmm, dumpster writing!

10
00:00:33,915 --> 00:00:35,950
The voice of the people.

11
00:00:36,017 --> 00:00:38,586
"Up with bubbles,
down with air."

12
00:00:40,355 --> 00:00:43,224
"Nematodes are people, too."

13
00:00:43,291 --> 00:00:45,226
Ha, those nematodes.

14
00:00:45,293 --> 00:00:46,995
Here's one somebody
didn't finish:

15
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"Squidward smells."

16
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"Good."

17
00:00:53,435 --> 00:00:55,470
Hmm, what's this one?

18
00:00:55,537 --> 00:00:57,072
"Krabs is a..."

19
00:00:57,138 --> 00:00:58,373
Hmm?

20
00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:00,208
"Krabs is a..."

21
00:01:02,143 --> 00:01:04,846
Do you kiss
your mother
with that mouth?

22
00:01:04,913 --> 00:01:07,515
Well, sometimes,
but not... recently.

23
00:01:07,582 --> 00:01:09,317
Hi, garbage man.

24
00:01:09,384 --> 00:01:10,318
Hi, SpongeBob.

25
00:01:10,385 --> 00:01:11,319
Hi, Patrick.

26
00:01:11,386 --> 00:01:12,587
Hey, Patrick,
do you know

27
00:01:12,654 --> 00:01:13,755
what this
word means?

28
00:01:14,823 --> 00:01:16,858
( slowly ):
"Krabs..."

29
00:01:16,925 --> 00:01:21,563
Uh, isn't that
the red, sweaty guy
you work for?

30
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Nuh-uh, not
that word.

31
00:01:23,298 --> 00:01:24,332
That word.

32
00:01:27,702 --> 00:01:28,970
Hey!

33
00:01:29,037 --> 00:01:31,005
I think I know
what that means.

34
00:01:31,072 --> 00:01:33,608
That's one of those
sentence enhancers.

35
00:01:33,675 --> 00:01:35,043
Sentence enhancers?

36
00:01:35,110 --> 00:01:38,012
You use them
when you want
to talk fancy.

37
00:01:38,079 --> 00:01:42,250
You just sprinkle it
over anything you say

38
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and wham-o!

39
00:01:43,718 --> 00:01:46,721
You got yourself
a spicy sentence
sandwich.

40
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Oh, I get it.

41
00:01:48,156 --> 00:01:49,290
Let me try.

42
00:01:50,592 --> 00:01:51,826
Hello, Patrick.

43
00:01:51,893 --> 00:01:54,295
Lovely ( dolphin chirps )
day we're having

44
00:01:54,362 --> 00:01:55,363
isn't it?

45
00:01:55,430 --> 00:01:57,665
Why, yes, it
is, SpongeBob.

46
00:01:57,732 --> 00:01:59,667
This ( dolphin
chirps ) day

47
00:01:59,734 --> 00:02:02,670
is particularly
( dolphin chirps )
lovely.

48
00:02:02,737 --> 00:02:05,940
How ( dolphin chirps )
right you are, Patrick.

49
00:02:09,210 --> 00:02:10,779
Ooh, you're right, Patrick.

50
00:02:10,845 --> 00:02:13,882
My lips are tingling from the
spiciness of this conversation.

51
00:02:13,948 --> 00:02:15,417
Ooh-hoo, mine, too.

52
00:02:21,356 --> 00:02:22,791
It tingles
when I laugh.

53
00:02:25,627 --> 00:02:27,762
Hello, customers.

54
00:02:27,829 --> 00:02:30,398
Nice ( dolphin chirps ) day
we're having, huh?

55
00:02:31,599 --> 00:02:33,802
Did he just say...

56
00:02:33,868 --> 00:02:35,336
Aye, he did.

57
00:02:35,403 --> 00:02:38,039
Hey, Patrick, how
the ( dolphin chirps )
are you?

58
00:02:38,106 --> 00:02:40,442
Pretty ( dolphin chirps )
good, SpongeBob.

59
00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:44,879
I thought this was a restaurant,
not a gutter-mouth convention.

60
00:02:46,514 --> 00:02:47,715
Attention, customers.

61
00:02:47,782 --> 00:02:49,517
( over intercom ):
Today's special

62
00:02:49,584 --> 00:02:51,553
is a ( dolphin chirps )
crabby pattie

63
00:02:51,619 --> 00:02:53,855
served in a greasy
( dolphin chirps ) sauce

64
00:02:53,922 --> 00:02:56,591
and grilled to ( dolphin
chirps ) perfection.

65
00:02:56,658 --> 00:02:59,594
And, don't forget to ask us
to ( dolphin chirps )

66
00:02:59,661 --> 00:03:01,529
the ( dolphin chirps ) fries.

67
00:03:01,596 --> 00:03:04,265
It'll be our ( dolphin chirps )
pleasure.

68
00:03:04,332 --> 00:03:05,567
Hi, Squidward.

69
00:03:05,633 --> 00:03:07,335
How the ( dolphin chirps )
are you?

70
00:03:07,402 --> 00:03:09,003
Nice ( dolphin
chirps ) day

71
00:03:09,070 --> 00:03:10,171
isn't it,
Squidward?

72
00:03:10,238 --> 00:03:11,439
I don't understand.

73
00:03:11,506 --> 00:03:12,807
That guy's talented.

74
00:03:12,874 --> 00:03:14,676
He doesn't have
to work blue.

75
00:03:14,742 --> 00:03:17,345
Let's go somewhere
more family oriented.

76
00:03:24,752 --> 00:03:25,920
Huh?

77
00:03:28,423 --> 00:03:29,958
The Krusty Krab!

78
00:03:30,024 --> 00:03:31,159
She's empty!

79
00:03:31,226 --> 00:03:32,594
All hands on deck!

80
00:03:32,660 --> 00:03:34,362
Batten the
front doors!

81
00:03:34,429 --> 00:03:36,231
Brace the cash
register!

82
00:03:36,297 --> 00:03:38,333
Break out
the happy snacks!

83
00:03:38,399 --> 00:03:39,767
Squidward!

84
00:03:39,834 --> 00:03:42,904
Where have all me
beautiful paying
customers gone?

85
00:03:42,971 --> 00:03:45,707
Apparently the
two barnacle-
mouth brothers

86
00:03:45,773 --> 00:03:47,242
just learned
a new word

87
00:03:47,308 --> 00:03:50,745
and SpongeBob
just said it
over the intercom.

88
00:03:50,812 --> 00:03:52,647
Well, what was it?
What did he say?

89
00:03:52,714 --> 00:03:55,316
Uh, he said, uh, well,
he said...

90
00:03:56,885 --> 00:03:57,819
Huh?

91
00:04:00,088 --> 00:04:02,123
SpongeBob
and friend!

92
00:04:02,190 --> 00:04:03,625
Front and center!

93
00:04:03,691 --> 00:04:07,462
Why, I ought to make
the two of you paint
the Krusty Krab

94
00:04:07,529 --> 00:04:09,097
for using
such language!

95
00:04:09,163 --> 00:04:10,431
But, Mr. Krabs

96
00:04:10,498 --> 00:04:13,501
we were only using
our sentence enhancers.

97
00:04:13,568 --> 00:04:15,169
Yeah, it's fancy talk.

98
00:04:15,236 --> 00:04:17,872
There ain't nothing fancy
about that word!

99
00:04:17,939 --> 00:04:19,073
You mean,
( dolphin chirps )?

100
00:04:19,140 --> 00:04:20,208
Yes, that one!

101
00:04:20,275 --> 00:04:22,076
Now, quit
saying that.

102
00:04:22,143 --> 00:04:23,511
It's a bad word.

103
00:04:23,578 --> 00:04:25,246
Bad word?

104
00:04:29,317 --> 00:04:30,318
Yes, siree.

105
00:04:30,385 --> 00:04:32,887
That's bad word number 11.

106
00:04:32,954 --> 00:04:35,957
In fact, there are 13 bad words

107
00:04:36,024 --> 00:04:37,959
you should
never use.

108
00:04:38,026 --> 00:04:40,428
Don't you mean
there are
only seven?

109
00:04:40,495 --> 00:04:42,063
Not if you're
a sailor.

110
00:04:43,231 --> 00:04:44,732
Wow, 13.

111
00:04:44,799 --> 00:04:49,037
That's a lot of
( dolphin chirps )
bad words.

112
00:04:49,103 --> 00:04:52,173
Okay, boys, I want you
to promise me

113
00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:55,043
you'll never use
that word again.

114
00:04:55,109 --> 00:04:57,579
We promise.

115
00:04:57,645 --> 00:05:00,448
Gee, I sure am glad
Mr. Krabs told us

116
00:05:00,515 --> 00:05:02,684
that word we
were using was
a bad word.

117
00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:03,851
Yeah, me, too

118
00:05:03,918 --> 00:05:06,387
because classy sophisticates
like us

119
00:05:06,454 --> 00:05:09,290
should not stain our lips
with cursing.

120
00:05:09,357 --> 00:05:10,425
Yea, verily.

121
00:05:10,491 --> 00:05:12,493
Now let's play
a nice, wholesome game

122
00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:13,995
of Eels
and Escalators.

123
00:05:14,062 --> 00:05:15,496
Oh, boy, my favorite!

124
00:05:15,563 --> 00:05:18,766
Come on, Gary needs
a new pair of shoes.

125
00:05:19,701 --> 00:05:20,568
Ooh, eels.

126
00:05:20,635 --> 00:05:22,370
Too bad, SpongeBob.

127
00:05:22,437 --> 00:05:24,639
You got to ride the eel.

128
00:05:24,706 --> 00:05:25,707
Darn.

129
00:05:27,875 --> 00:05:29,510
My turn!

130
00:05:29,577 --> 00:05:30,778
Hooray!

131
00:05:30,845 --> 00:05:32,647
Escalators!

132
00:05:34,616 --> 00:05:37,085
Up, up, up!

133
00:05:37,151 --> 00:05:40,755
Come on, escalators,
escalators, escalators.

134
00:05:41,823 --> 00:05:42,924
Eels again.

135
00:05:44,392 --> 00:05:46,928
My turn!

136
00:05:46,995 --> 00:05:48,730
Escalators!

137
00:05:48,796 --> 00:05:51,766
Escalators, escalators,
escalators.

138
00:05:51,833 --> 00:05:52,834
Eels?

139
00:05:54,102 --> 00:05:57,572
Es-kee-lators!

140
00:05:59,607 --> 00:06:02,477
Well, this is
your last chance, SpongeBob.

141
00:06:02,543 --> 00:06:06,080
Oh, if you get
eels again, you lose.

142
00:06:06,147 --> 00:06:08,016
Ooh...

143
00:06:08,082 --> 00:06:10,251
escalators, escalators,
escalators!

144
00:06:14,522 --> 00:06:17,925
Ha! Escalators!

145
00:06:17,992 --> 00:06:19,460
Eels.

146
00:06:19,527 --> 00:06:20,461
Bah!

147
00:06:22,597 --> 00:06:23,865
Ohhhhh.

148
00:06:23,931 --> 00:06:27,535
You said number 11.

149
00:06:27,602 --> 00:06:29,270
I-I-I didn't mean...

150
00:06:29,337 --> 00:06:31,005
You got to
understand, Patrick.

151
00:06:31,072 --> 00:06:31,906
I was trying...

152
00:06:31,973 --> 00:06:33,207
What I meant
to say...

153
00:06:33,274 --> 00:06:34,776
Some things
just slip out.

154
00:06:34,842 --> 00:06:36,144
You got to
understand.

155
00:06:36,210 --> 00:06:38,079
Don't worry,
SpongeBob.

156
00:06:38,146 --> 00:06:39,313
I understand.

157
00:06:40,448 --> 00:06:41,582
Mr. Krabs!

158
00:06:41,649 --> 00:06:44,252
Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs!

159
00:06:44,318 --> 00:06:45,820
Patrick!
Patrick, no!

160
00:06:45,887 --> 00:06:47,255
Please don't tell.

161
00:06:47,321 --> 00:06:49,323
But you said
( dolphin chirps ).

162
00:06:49,390 --> 00:06:50,491
Aha!

163
00:06:50,558 --> 00:06:53,494
Now I'm going to tell
Mr. Krabs on you!

164
00:06:53,561 --> 00:06:54,696
Not if I tell first!

165
00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:56,597
I can run faster
than you.

166
00:06:59,167 --> 00:07:01,669
See you at
the Krusty Krab!

167
00:07:03,604 --> 00:07:05,640
Oh, no!

168
00:07:07,275 --> 00:07:09,677
Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs!

169
00:07:09,744 --> 00:07:10,611
What, what, what?

170
00:07:10,678 --> 00:07:11,946
Patrick, Patrick, Patrick!

171
00:07:12,013 --> 00:07:13,181
Yes, yes, yes?

172
00:07:13,247 --> 00:07:14,348
He said,
he said...

173
00:07:14,415 --> 00:07:15,516
Out with it, boy!

174
00:07:15,583 --> 00:07:17,351
We were playing
Eels and Escalators

175
00:07:17,418 --> 00:07:19,520
and he was going up,
and I rode the eel.

176
00:07:19,587 --> 00:07:21,789
Then we ran, and Patrick
said some things.

177
00:07:21,856 --> 00:07:22,790
What things?

178
00:07:22,857 --> 00:07:23,858
Well, he said...

179
00:07:23,925 --> 00:07:24,892
Yes?

180
00:07:24,959 --> 00:07:26,627
Well, he said
a certain word

181
00:07:26,694 --> 00:07:28,529
that you said
he shouldn't say

182
00:07:28,596 --> 00:07:31,365
and this particular
word happens to be
word number 11

183
00:07:31,432 --> 00:07:34,268
in a list of 13 words
that you said shouldn't
be said.

184
00:07:34,335 --> 00:07:35,737
Uh, right.

185
00:07:35,803 --> 00:07:38,506
What was that part
about the, uh...
who now?

186
00:07:41,542 --> 00:07:43,778
Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs!

187
00:07:45,012 --> 00:07:46,981
He said that word

188
00:07:47,048 --> 00:07:48,282
you said
he shouldn't!

189
00:07:50,918 --> 00:07:53,688
Now I'm going to let go
of your lips

190
00:07:53,755 --> 00:07:57,125
and when I do, I want you
to calmly tell me

191
00:07:57,191 --> 00:08:00,228
what youse need to tell me,
understand?

192
00:08:00,294 --> 00:08:02,263
Mm-hmm.

193
00:08:03,631 --> 00:08:05,600
He said ( dolphin chirps ).

194
00:08:06,667 --> 00:08:08,569
Do my ears deceive me?

195
00:08:08,636 --> 00:08:10,905
You two should be ashamed!

196
00:08:10,972 --> 00:08:13,641
Time to take out
the trash.

197
00:08:15,343 --> 00:08:17,378
You two need to be
taught a lesson.

198
00:08:17,445 --> 00:08:19,814
I thought I made it clear.

199
00:08:19,881 --> 00:08:23,451
Never— and I mean never—
use number 11

200
00:08:23,518 --> 00:08:25,987
or any of the 13 bad words.

201
00:08:26,053 --> 00:08:29,557
Now, the both of youse
wait right here.

202
00:08:29,624 --> 00:08:31,559
I'll be back.

203
00:08:31,626 --> 00:08:33,861
What's going
to happen to us?

204
00:08:33,928 --> 00:08:36,631
We'll probably get 40 lashes.

205
00:08:36,697 --> 00:08:38,199
Oh, no!

206
00:08:40,968 --> 00:08:42,436
I'm sorry, Patrick.

207
00:08:42,503 --> 00:08:43,638
Mr. Krabs
is right.

208
00:08:43,704 --> 00:08:46,040
There's no need
for words like that.

209
00:08:46,107 --> 00:08:47,775
I'm sorry, too,
SpongeBob.

210
00:08:47,842 --> 00:08:49,544
Let's make
a vow, Patrick.

211
00:08:49,610 --> 00:08:50,878
From this day forth

212
00:08:50,945 --> 00:08:53,514
a foul word shall
never pass our lips.

213
00:08:53,581 --> 00:08:55,349
We will be
good citizens

214
00:08:55,416 --> 00:08:57,618
just like good old
Mr. Krabs.

215
00:08:57,685 --> 00:08:58,820
Agreed.

216
00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:01,122
All right, you
two foul mouths.

217
00:09:01,189 --> 00:09:03,958
As punishment for fouling
the air in me restaurant

218
00:09:04,025 --> 00:09:05,159
with your foul words

219
00:09:05,226 --> 00:09:07,461
you're going to give
the Krusty Krab

220
00:09:07,528 --> 00:09:10,097
a fresh coat of paint
from top to bottom.

221
00:09:10,164 --> 00:09:11,632
Woo! Wow! Oh!

222
00:09:11,699 --> 00:09:12,700
Whoa!

223
00:09:12,767 --> 00:09:14,202
My ( dolphin chirps ) foot!

224
00:09:14,268 --> 00:09:15,903
What ( dolphin chirps ) genius

225
00:09:15,970 --> 00:09:18,172
put a ( dolphin chirps ) rock
in a path!

226
00:09:18,239 --> 00:09:20,007
I got a ( horn honks )
foot here!

227
00:09:20,074 --> 00:09:21,108
Oh
( seal
barks )!

228
00:09:23,444 --> 00:09:24,612
Five, six...

229
00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:26,180
Side of ( dolphin chirps )

230
00:09:26,247 --> 00:09:27,715
and a helping of ( honk )...

231
00:09:27,782 --> 00:09:29,050
Nine.

232
00:09:29,116 --> 00:09:30,151
Aw, ( seal barks )

233
00:09:30,218 --> 00:09:31,419
( seagull caws ) grabbin'...

234
00:09:33,087 --> 00:09:35,523
That's all 13, Patrick.

235
00:09:36,891 --> 00:09:39,861
We're going to tell
your mom, Mr. Krabs.

236
00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:40,995
No, please!

237
00:09:41,062 --> 00:09:42,363
Not my mommy!

238
00:09:42,430 --> 00:09:43,564
Wait!

239
00:09:43,631 --> 00:09:45,466
Please don't tell
me mother!

240
00:09:45,533 --> 00:09:48,736
I don't think
her little old
heart can take it!

241
00:09:50,771 --> 00:09:54,742
Mama Krabs! Mama Krabs!

242
00:09:55,843 --> 00:09:57,712
Well, hello there.

243
00:09:57,778 --> 00:09:59,814
Mama Krabs, he said
( dolphin chirps )

244
00:09:59,881 --> 00:10:02,149
and then he said
( dolphin chirps ) again

245
00:10:02,216 --> 00:10:03,584
and he said
( seal barks )

246
00:10:03,651 --> 00:10:05,720
and then he screamed
( foghorn blows )

247
00:10:05,786 --> 00:10:07,855
and he ( airhorn
honks ) Mrs. Krabs.

248
00:10:07,922 --> 00:10:09,023
He didn't care.

249
00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:11,225
Such a stream of
( seagull caws )

250
00:10:13,361 --> 00:10:15,396
I have never heard
in my days.

251
00:10:16,664 --> 00:10:17,865
Oh, dear.

252
00:10:17,932 --> 00:10:20,635
My poor, old heart.

253
00:10:22,103 --> 00:10:23,404
Oh, dear mother.

254
00:10:23,471 --> 00:10:26,507
What have these
foul-mouthed heathens

255
00:10:26,574 --> 00:10:27,575
done to you?

256
00:10:27,642 --> 00:10:30,011
You two should be
ashamed.

257
00:10:30,077 --> 00:10:34,548
Making an old lady faint
with your sailor talk.

258
00:10:34,615 --> 00:10:36,250
You should all
be ashamed.

259
00:10:36,317 --> 00:10:38,920
And if you're going
to talk like sailors

260
00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:41,622
then you're going
to work like sailors.

261
00:10:46,594 --> 00:10:50,598
I guess you scalawags
have earned a glass of lemonade.

262
00:10:54,502 --> 00:10:56,070
Yee-ow!

263
00:10:56,137 --> 00:10:59,006
My ( horn blasts ) foot!

264
00:11:00,274 --> 00:11:01,208
Mother!

265
00:11:01,275 --> 00:11:02,376
What?

266
00:11:02,443 --> 00:11:05,179
It's old man Jenkins
and his jalopy.

267
00:11:07,315 --> 00:11:09,517
Howdy, Mrs. K.!

268
00:11:27,635 --> 00:11:29,937
Oh, how I have dreamed

269
00:11:30,004 --> 00:11:31,205
of this day...

270
00:11:31,272 --> 00:11:35,176
"Mr. Tentacles,
Professor of Art."

271
00:11:35,242 --> 00:11:38,779
What a marvelous opportunity
for the people of Bikini Bottom.

272
00:11:38,846 --> 00:11:42,383
Bring me your huddled masses
of bored housewives

273
00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:46,153
and I will shape them
in my image.

274
00:11:47,922 --> 00:11:50,157
I'll go down in history.

275
00:11:50,224 --> 00:11:54,695
Someday, there will be
a wing with my name on it

276
00:11:54,762 --> 00:11:58,766
in all the museums of the world!

277
00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:02,003
Dude, you're
teaching art at
the rec center.

278
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,037
Calm down.

279
00:12:03,104 --> 00:12:05,373
Uncultured trash urchin.

280
00:12:05,439 --> 00:12:06,540
9:00 a.m.

281
00:12:06,607 --> 00:12:08,576
Time to let the class in.

282
00:12:08,642 --> 00:12:11,312
Well, don't want to keep
them waiting any longer.

283
00:12:11,379 --> 00:12:12,980
I'm so excited
about this...

284
00:12:13,047 --> 00:12:14,882
Welcome to art class!

285
00:12:14,949 --> 00:12:16,584
Oh, isn't this
"Cooking"?

286
00:12:16,650 --> 00:12:17,585
Sorry.

287
00:12:17,651 --> 00:12:18,586
Oh, never mind.

288
00:12:18,652 --> 00:12:20,354
Hi, Squidward.

289
00:12:20,421 --> 00:12:21,989
Are you taking
this art class, too?

290
00:12:22,056 --> 00:12:23,190
SpongeBob?

291
00:12:23,257 --> 00:12:24,291
In art class!

292
00:12:24,358 --> 00:12:26,394
Wait! This
is Cooking.

293
00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:27,628
Come back!

294
00:12:27,695 --> 00:12:29,263
You've got
to be kidding.

295
00:12:30,464 --> 00:12:31,732
This is great!

296
00:12:31,799 --> 00:12:34,135
You and me
in school together.

297
00:12:34,201 --> 00:12:36,137
So, where's
the teacher?

298
00:12:36,203 --> 00:12:37,605
You're looking at him.

299
00:12:37,671 --> 00:12:40,841
You are the "Teacher"

300
00:12:40,908 --> 00:12:43,210
to my "Pupil"?

301
00:12:43,277 --> 00:12:45,079
This isn't art class.

302
00:12:45,146 --> 00:12:46,247
It's heaven.

303
00:12:46,313 --> 00:12:47,348
Yeah.

304
00:12:47,415 --> 00:12:49,016
Grab a little piece of heaven

305
00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:50,418
and let's get on with it.

306
00:12:50,484 --> 00:12:53,821
I'm ready... Mr. Tentacles.

307
00:12:53,888 --> 00:12:57,091
So... you want to be
an artist, eh, SpongeBob?

308
00:12:57,158 --> 00:12:58,325
Yes, please.

309
00:12:58,392 --> 00:13:01,595
Well, art is not
all fun and games.

310
00:13:01,662 --> 00:13:03,998
It's a lot of hard work.

311
00:13:04,999 --> 00:13:07,601
Okay, first, repeat after me.

312
00:13:07,668 --> 00:13:09,970
I have no talent.

313
00:13:10,037 --> 00:13:12,173
I have no talent.

314
00:13:12,239 --> 00:13:14,909
Mr. Tentacles
has all the talent.

315
00:13:14,975 --> 00:13:17,511
Mr. Tentacles has
all the talent.

316
00:13:17,578 --> 00:13:21,348
If I'm lucky, some
of Mr. Tentacles' talent

317
00:13:21,415 --> 00:13:22,983
may rub off on me.

318
00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:28,989
If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will
rub his tentacles on my art.

319
00:13:32,526 --> 00:13:34,028
Whatever.

320
00:13:34,095 --> 00:13:38,699
Okay, since you're telling me
you have no prior training

321
00:13:38,766 --> 00:13:41,635
we'll have to start
from square one

322
00:13:41,702 --> 00:13:44,071
or should I say, circle one?

323
00:13:45,473 --> 00:13:47,575
Am I going too fast
for you, SpongeBob?

324
00:13:47,641 --> 00:13:48,776
How's this, Squidward?

325
00:13:49,810 --> 00:13:51,645
What the...
how the...

326
00:13:51,712 --> 00:13:53,147
A perfect circle?

327
00:13:53,214 --> 00:13:54,014
Do it again.

328
00:13:54,081 --> 00:13:55,382
Show your process.

329
00:13:55,449 --> 00:13:57,451
Well, first
I draw this head.

330
00:13:57,518 --> 00:14:01,021
Then I erased some of
the more detailed features.

331
00:14:01,088 --> 00:14:02,690
And one, two, three...

332
00:14:02,756 --> 00:14:04,892
a circle thingy.

333
00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:06,494
Give me that.

334
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:08,896
Forget the circles!

335
00:14:08,963 --> 00:14:11,765
Oh, nice one, Squidward.

336
00:14:11,832 --> 00:14:13,200
Let me try.

337
00:14:13,267 --> 00:14:14,735
Oh, lookey, Squidward.

338
00:14:14,802 --> 00:14:17,004
It's you and me
playing leapfrog.

339
00:14:17,071 --> 00:14:19,073
That's you on the bottom.

340
00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:20,474
Give me that.

341
00:14:20,541 --> 00:14:23,677
There is nothing
artistic about leapfrog.

342
00:14:25,446 --> 00:14:27,581
What are you
doing now?

343
00:14:27,648 --> 00:14:29,617
I call it rippy bits.

344
00:14:29,683 --> 00:14:31,852
You take a bunch
of old, ripped-up paper

345
00:14:31,919 --> 00:14:33,387
and you make
a new picture.

346
00:14:33,454 --> 00:14:37,057
See, you're on...
top... this time.

347
00:14:38,692 --> 00:14:42,363
Do you want to learn
art or not?

348
00:14:42,429 --> 00:14:43,831
I'm sorry— I'll listen.

349
00:14:43,898 --> 00:14:47,635
All right, SpongeBob,
pay close attention.

350
00:14:47,701 --> 00:14:49,537
Look at your marble.

351
00:14:49,603 --> 00:14:52,439
Visualize the sculpture within.

352
00:14:52,506 --> 00:14:54,875
Then... gently...

353
00:15:00,481 --> 00:15:02,016
How's this, Squidward?

354
00:15:02,082 --> 00:15:04,451
It's beautiful.

355
00:15:04,518 --> 00:15:05,920
I mean...

356
00:15:05,986 --> 00:15:08,589
This isn't
a sculpture!

357
00:15:08,656 --> 00:15:11,926
A good sculpture
takes... more time.

358
00:15:11,992 --> 00:15:14,195
You can't just
sculpt willy-nilly.

359
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:16,063
You've got to go by the book...

360
00:15:16,130 --> 00:15:17,431
follow the rules.

361
00:15:17,498 --> 00:15:21,702
Otherwise you'll
never get past
amateur hour here.

362
00:15:21,769 --> 00:15:23,704
Besides, you got
the nose wrong.

363
00:15:25,339 --> 00:15:26,440
There.

364
00:15:26,507 --> 00:15:28,842
Now it's art.

365
00:15:28,909 --> 00:15:30,611
Oh, it's so obvious.

366
00:15:30,678 --> 00:15:33,647
I would have never
thought of that.

367
00:15:33,714 --> 00:15:35,349
I'm sorry, Squidward.

368
00:15:35,416 --> 00:15:37,017
I came here to learn

369
00:15:37,084 --> 00:15:40,020
and I arrogantly
shunned your lessons.

370
00:15:40,087 --> 00:15:43,023
I'll never be a great
artist like you.

371
00:15:43,090 --> 00:15:45,392
I don't deserve
your tutoring.

372
00:15:45,459 --> 00:15:48,562
I don't deserve to be
in your presence.

373
00:15:49,830 --> 00:15:53,467
I don't even deserve
to use your doors.

374
00:15:53,534 --> 00:15:54,935
Hello, there.

375
00:15:55,002 --> 00:15:58,305
But I did deserve that.

376
00:15:58,372 --> 00:16:00,908
I deserved that, too.

377
00:16:05,145 --> 00:16:08,282
And I deserve this.

378
00:16:08,349 --> 00:16:09,550
Good day, sir.

379
00:16:09,617 --> 00:16:11,318
Sorry, class is dismissed.

380
00:16:11,385 --> 00:16:12,453
You're too late.

381
00:16:12,519 --> 00:16:14,021
Oh, I beg your pardon

382
00:16:14,088 --> 00:16:16,223
but I'd forgotten my manners.

383
00:16:16,290 --> 00:16:18,492
My name is Monty P. Moneybags.

384
00:16:18,559 --> 00:16:20,995
The world-famous art collector?

385
00:16:21,061 --> 00:16:22,296
The one and only.

386
00:16:22,363 --> 00:16:24,598
Well, what are
you doing here?

387
00:16:24,665 --> 00:16:26,767
I'm on a shopping spree

388
00:16:26,834 --> 00:16:29,436
buying art for
my new museum.

389
00:16:29,503 --> 00:16:31,372
Your search is over.

390
00:16:31,438 --> 00:16:34,808
I am Bikini Bottom's
greatest artiste.

391
00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:39,013
I call this one
Squidward in Repose.

392
00:16:39,079 --> 00:16:41,682
I... don't think
that will fit in

393
00:16:41,749 --> 00:16:44,852
with the other pieces
in my collection.

394
00:16:44,918 --> 00:16:45,953
Why not?

395
00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:48,155
Because it's an art collection.

396
00:16:49,523 --> 00:16:50,658
How about this one?

397
00:16:50,724 --> 00:16:53,460
I call it Bold and Brash.

398
00:16:53,527 --> 00:16:55,829
More like...
Belongs in the Trash.

399
00:16:57,064 --> 00:16:59,967
Sorry, I must have
missed that one.

400
00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:04,972
Maybe I should be...

401
00:17:05,039 --> 00:17:06,006
Huh?

402
00:17:06,073 --> 00:17:07,441
What is that?

403
00:17:08,776 --> 00:17:09,977
Wait, wait.

404
00:17:10,044 --> 00:17:11,545
That's not...

405
00:17:11,612 --> 00:17:13,247
Angelic form.

406
00:17:13,314 --> 00:17:15,482
Amazing detail.

407
00:17:15,549 --> 00:17:18,085
Perfect censorship.

408
00:17:18,152 --> 00:17:21,955
This is the work
of a true genius.

409
00:17:22,022 --> 00:17:23,023
Hello.

410
00:17:23,090 --> 00:17:24,224
What's this?

411
00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:27,661
This is the only flaw.

412
00:17:29,163 --> 00:17:31,231
Ah... that's more like it.

413
00:17:32,433 --> 00:17:36,070
I simply must find
the artist responsible.

414
00:17:36,136 --> 00:17:38,672
He shall have fame.

415
00:17:38,739 --> 00:17:39,740
Fame.

416
00:17:39,807 --> 00:17:41,342
Fortune.

417
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:42,710
Fortune.

418
00:17:42,776 --> 00:17:45,746
Anything his heart
desires.

419
00:17:45,813 --> 00:17:47,414
Anything?

420
00:17:48,982 --> 00:17:49,917
It's me.

421
00:17:49,983 --> 00:17:50,918
It's me.

422
00:17:50,985 --> 00:17:51,919
I'm responsible.

423
00:17:51,985 --> 00:17:54,621
I can see it now...
your name

424
00:17:54,688 --> 00:17:57,224
in the world's most
prestigious museums.

425
00:17:57,291 --> 00:18:01,061
I am going to make
you immortal!

426
00:18:01,128 --> 00:18:03,263
Now, help me get
this in the car.

427
00:18:04,398 --> 00:18:07,000
I could use a little help.

428
00:18:12,473 --> 00:18:13,741
My fame!

429
00:18:13,807 --> 00:18:15,275
My fortune!

430
00:18:15,342 --> 00:18:16,910
My hair!

431
00:18:16,977 --> 00:18:19,780
Well, that's
a bit of bad luck
right there.

432
00:18:19,847 --> 00:18:21,849
But this shouldn't
be a problem

433
00:18:21,915 --> 00:18:24,051
for an artist
of your magnitude.

434
00:18:24,118 --> 00:18:25,819
You can whip up
another one.

435
00:18:25,886 --> 00:18:27,488
Yeah... no problem.

436
00:18:27,554 --> 00:18:29,623
You know,
between you and me

437
00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:32,393
this isn't
my best work.

438
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,395
Why don't you come
back tomorrow

439
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:35,829
and I'll have
something

440
00:18:35,896 --> 00:18:38,265
that will really
knock your socks off?

441
00:18:38,332 --> 00:18:41,034
Between you and me,
I'm not wearing socks.

442
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:43,771
Yeah, no socks.

443
00:18:43,837 --> 00:18:45,506
That's fine, but...

444
00:18:45,572 --> 00:18:47,040
Okay, see you tomorrow.

445
00:18:47,107 --> 00:18:48,409
Bye.

446
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:50,911
I've got to find SpongeBob!

447
00:18:50,978 --> 00:18:52,813
SpongeBob.

448
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:53,881
SpongeBob!

449
00:18:53,947 --> 00:18:55,149
SpongeBob!

450
00:18:55,215 --> 00:18:57,117
Go away,
Squidward.

451
00:18:57,184 --> 00:19:00,721
I don't deserve your kindness.

452
00:19:00,788 --> 00:19:02,156
Hey, cheer up.

453
00:19:02,222 --> 00:19:05,559
I have decided to give you
another chance.

454
00:19:05,626 --> 00:19:08,128
Why, with a great
teacher like me

455
00:19:08,195 --> 00:19:09,830
anything is possible.

456
00:19:09,897 --> 00:19:12,032
Don't look at me,
Squidward.

457
00:19:12,099 --> 00:19:14,468
Don't look
at my shame.

458
00:19:14,535 --> 00:19:18,238
These hands weren't
meant to create.

459
00:19:18,305 --> 00:19:20,207
They only destroy.

460
00:19:20,274 --> 00:19:22,075
I can't look at them.

461
00:19:27,181 --> 00:19:28,749
Oh, come on, SpongeBob.

462
00:19:28,816 --> 00:19:32,186
You've got yourself a pair
of yellow dandies here

463
00:19:32,252 --> 00:19:33,787
and with my help

464
00:19:33,854 --> 00:19:37,424
we'll turn them
into tools of beauty.

465
00:19:37,491 --> 00:19:38,692
Really?

466
00:19:38,759 --> 00:19:40,260
Really.

467
00:19:40,327 --> 00:19:41,261
Really?

468
00:19:41,328 --> 00:19:42,596
Really.

469
00:19:42,663 --> 00:19:43,897
Really?

470
00:19:43,964 --> 00:19:44,898
Really.

471
00:19:44,965 --> 00:19:46,633
Wow.

472
00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:48,335
Really?

473
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:50,704
Let's go.

474
00:19:50,771 --> 00:19:52,172
Squidward, look!

475
00:19:52,239 --> 00:19:54,007
It's old Bold and Brash.

476
00:19:54,074 --> 00:19:55,209
Give me that.

477
00:19:57,377 --> 00:19:58,879
Okay, SpongeBob.

478
00:19:58,946 --> 00:20:01,615
Just do what
you did before.

479
00:20:03,217 --> 00:20:05,285
I can't.

480
00:20:05,352 --> 00:20:06,186
Wait, wait.

481
00:20:06,253 --> 00:20:07,488
Let me help.

482
00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:09,957
Let's start with
the circle again.

483
00:20:12,826 --> 00:20:14,895
I did it, Squidward.

484
00:20:14,962 --> 00:20:16,096
Huh?

485
00:20:17,231 --> 00:20:18,899
But what about the head

486
00:20:18,966 --> 00:20:20,901
and the erasing, and the...

487
00:20:20,968 --> 00:20:23,403
I don't know...
that stuff's not in the book.

488
00:20:23,470 --> 00:20:25,472
Uh...

489
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,841
How about this, huh?

490
00:20:27,908 --> 00:20:28,942
Remember?

491
00:20:30,444 --> 00:20:32,279
That's not in
the book either.

492
00:20:32,346 --> 00:20:34,615
Forget about the book!

493
00:20:37,885 --> 00:20:40,254
Look at all this
mess, SpongeBob.

494
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:43,090
What do all these
little bits of paper

495
00:20:43,156 --> 00:20:44,658
make you want to do?

496
00:20:44,725 --> 00:20:46,426
Wait, I know this.

497
00:20:46,493 --> 00:20:49,096
Oh, wait, I think I got it.

498
00:20:49,162 --> 00:20:50,097
There you go.

499
00:20:50,163 --> 00:20:52,566
Yes! Ta-dah!

500
00:20:54,902 --> 00:20:56,169
Okay, SpongeBob.

501
00:20:56,236 --> 00:20:58,906
Let's just move on
to the marble.

502
00:20:58,972 --> 00:21:01,108
First, an artist
must concentrate

503
00:21:01,174 --> 00:21:02,943
and visualize his concept.

504
00:21:03,010 --> 00:21:04,611
Now you've got it.

505
00:21:04,678 --> 00:21:06,680
I've got to embrace the marble.

506
00:21:06,747 --> 00:21:07,681
Right.

507
00:21:07,748 --> 00:21:10,183
I've got to sniff the marble.

508
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:12,119
Well... okay.

509
00:21:12,185 --> 00:21:14,555
I've got to lick the marble.

510
00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:16,757
Uh...

511
00:21:16,823 --> 00:21:18,458
I've got to wash the marble.

512
00:21:18,525 --> 00:21:19,893
I've got to date the marble.

513
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,329
I've got to be the marble.

514
00:21:22,396 --> 00:21:23,664
I've got it!

515
00:21:23,730 --> 00:21:26,099
I have seen
the sculpture within.

516
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:27,367
Here you go,
Buddy.

517
00:21:27,434 --> 00:21:31,605
With this tool,
I shall give birth to art.

518
00:21:31,672 --> 00:21:32,906
Oh, boy.

519
00:21:36,977 --> 00:21:38,412
One more thing.

520
00:21:38,478 --> 00:21:39,913
There.

521
00:21:39,980 --> 00:21:41,114
Now it's art.

522
00:21:41,181 --> 00:21:43,450
Well, what do you
think, Squidward?

523
00:21:43,517 --> 00:21:45,652
Just take it all in
for a moment.

524
00:21:45,719 --> 00:21:47,888
Let it soak in.

525
00:22:08,041 --> 00:22:11,745
It looks like the excitement
of my artistic triumph

526
00:22:11,812 --> 00:22:13,280
is too much for Squidward.

527
00:22:13,347 --> 00:22:14,948
Oh, well, back to the dump.

528
00:22:23,657 --> 00:22:24,858
I'm here for the...

529
00:22:24,925 --> 00:22:26,093
What the...

530
00:22:26,159 --> 00:22:28,762
Who's responsible
for this?

531
00:22:28,829 --> 00:22:32,232
As of now, it's
his responsibility.

532
00:22:32,299 --> 00:22:35,535
Good day to you, sir!

533
00:22:39,039 --> 00:22:40,273
You, sir, are

534
00:22:40,340 --> 00:22:42,209
the greatest artist

535
00:22:42,275 --> 00:22:43,810
who ever lived!

536
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:50,617
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537
00:22:50,684 --> 00:22:53,053
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