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What? Profits down
three dollars from last month!

2
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I got to start running
a tighter ship around here!

3
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Thank you for choosing
the Krusty Krab.

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Here's your change.

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Mr. Squidward!

6
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What?

7
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What's with all this
change nonsense?

8
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Over and under,
grab the end

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put it through here

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up and around, round the horn,
bring it back home.

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Hmm?

12
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Spongebob, I ain't
paying you

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to play dress up.

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Breathe on
your own time.

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I don't pay
you to breathe.

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You hardly pay us at all.

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Oh, that reminds me.

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I got something for you.

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Ah, yes, our meager restitution.

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Ah, the sweet smell of payday.

21
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Huh?

22
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Oh, sorry, that's
me dry cleaning.

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Here's your check.

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And here's yours,
Spongebob.

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I can't accept
your money, Mr. Krabs.

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Grilling is my passion.

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What is this?

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You're making me pay you
to stand at the cash register?

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What is the meaning
of this?

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Have you gone off
the deep end?

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There's going to be a few
changes around here.

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Every time I catch
you two goofing off

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I'm going to charge you for it.

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18, 19... and 20.

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Here you go, Mr. K.

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I think this should
cover all my nonsense.

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Oh, and here's
an extra

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50 cents for when
I was tying my shoe.

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Uh, Spongebob...

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what do you think
you're doing?

41
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I'm just giving
Mr. Krabs the money
I owe him.

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Well, I am not paying that
cheapskate Krab one cent.

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And I suggest

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you do the same.

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Why?

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We've got to unite
as workers

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and demand the respect
we deserve from the boss.

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In fact, you and I
should go on strike.

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Wow! You and me
go on strike?

50
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Sure.

51
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After all, you like
your job, right?

52
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Right.

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And you want to keep
working here, right?

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Right.

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And while you work here

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you expect to be
treated fairly, right?

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Right.

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Then let's go on strike!

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Yay! A strike!

60
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I still don't know
what strike means.

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Hey, guess what,
Mr. Krabs

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me and Squidward are
going to go on strike.

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A strike?

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You mean you're going
to make picket signs?

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And you're going to make
protest speeches?

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And you're going to make
protest speeches?

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And you're going
to demand me respect?

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Yeah!

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No.

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No!

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Squidward!

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You didn't tell me
I was going to get fired!

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Without The Krusty Krab, I-I...

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Oh, Squidward,
could you hold me?

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I think I'm going
to be sick.

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Spongebob...

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News flash, Spongebob:
I got fired, too.

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This is exactly why
we need to go on strike.

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He can't treat us
like this anymore.

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He owes us for all the precious,
irretrievable moments

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we've wasted in this trash heap.

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Soon he'll realize he needs us
more than we need him.

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We are workers united!

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Sorry.

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Just do exactly
as I say, Spongebob

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and in no time you will
have your job back

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and more.

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And more?

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All right, Spongebob,
now listen up.

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I'm going to have to
teach you how to strike.

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First, we must get rid
of our uniforms.

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They are a symbol
of our oppression.

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I want you to throw your hat
on the ground like so.

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Now, stomp it into the dust.

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Your turn, Spongebob.

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That's the idea.

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Now, throw it on the ground.

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I can't do it, Squidward.

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This hat is my friend;
it never oppressed me.

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Spongebob,
you're pathetic.

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Look, I threw my hat
on the ground.

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Aha, a confession.

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Next time think
before you litter.

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Okay, pay attention, Spongebob.

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Now we're going to
make picket signs.

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This is a very important
part of striking.

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Like this, Squidward.

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Not a picket fence,
you ding-dong.

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Picket sign!

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How's this?

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No.

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This is a picket sign.

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"Krusty Krab Unfair."
Short, sweet and to the point.

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How about this, Squidward?

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Spongebob, it's
unfair, not funfair.

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A funfair? Where?

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Oh, I could go
for some fun.

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At The Krusty Krab.

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Hey, everybody, let's
go to the funfair.

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Krusty Krab is unfair!

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Mr. Krabs is in there!

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Standing at the concession!

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Plotting his oppression!

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What the heck
does that mean?

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I don't know.

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Squidward told me
to yell it at people.

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Then, you must be
Spongebob Squarepants.

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Yes.

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Dude, you are like
a fry cook legend.

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Will you sign my spatula?

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Anything for an
aspiring fry cook.

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So, did you come down
to help out the cause?

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No. I came to take your job.

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Hey, thanks, dude!

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Attention, Spongebob!

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You are a terrible striker!

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You just let your replacement
cross our picket line

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without so much as
a single threat.

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I'm sorry, Squidward.

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How about I try
the signs again?

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FORGET THE SIGNS!

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I've got something
for you to do.

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Go stand over there.

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Like this, Squidward?

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Almost.

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A little more
to the right.

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And... perfect.

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Attention,
people of Bikini Bottom!

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You have been cheated
and lied to!

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I knew it.

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The gentle laborer
shall no longer suffer

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from the noxious greed
of Mr. Krabs!

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Hey, what's that guy
talking about?

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I don't know but
he's got a megaphone.

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We will dismantle oppression
board by board!

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We'll saw the foundation
of big business in half!

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Even if it takes an eternity!

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Gee, I don't know what
Squidward's talking about

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but he sure sounds convincing.

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With your support we will send
the hammer of the people's will

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crashing through
the windows

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of Mr. Krabs'
house of servitude!

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Wow.

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All this supporting
is making me hungry.

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Hey, everybody, let's
go get a Krabby Patty.

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Nobody gives a care
about the fate of labor

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as long as they can get
their instant gratification.

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That was a great
speech, Squidward.

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You practically had them
eating out of your hands.

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But they didn't, did
they, Mr. Squidward?

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'Cause they were too busy
eating out of mine.

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I wish you two had
gone on strike earlier.

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Thanks for attracting
all these paying customers

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with all your signage
and your sloganeering.

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All right, Mr. Krabs.

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You've gone
too far this time.

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You can pick on me,
but Squidward is a great leader.

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We are workers united!

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We're tired of your smelly greed

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and we're going to saw
all your tables

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and we're going to smash stuff
with the people's hammer.

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And we're going to...

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we're going to...

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Squidward, what was
that other part?

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Dismantle your oppressive
establishment?

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Yeah, that, too!

187
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And me and Squidward
are going to stay on strike

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until we get
what we deserve!

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Even if it takes...

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00:08:04,829 --> 00:08:06,998
forever!

191
00:08:07,064 --> 00:08:09,233
Forever!

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Forever!

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Forever!

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Forever!

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On strike with Spongebob

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forever?

197
00:08:21,612 --> 00:08:23,180
Hey, Squidward

198
00:08:23,247 --> 00:08:27,184
I bet old man Krabs is
going to break any day.

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Eh, Squidward?

200
00:08:28,486 --> 00:08:30,187
Eh, Squidward?

201
00:08:30,254 --> 00:08:31,288
Eh, Squidward?

202
00:08:31,355 --> 00:08:33,891
Eh, Squidward?

203
00:08:33,958 --> 00:08:35,559
Eh, Squidward?

204
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Eh, Squidward?

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Aah!

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00:08:39,730 --> 00:08:42,033
I got to beg Mr. Krabs
for my job back

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and put an end
to this nightmare!

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00:08:46,570 --> 00:08:48,205
uh...

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00:08:48,272 --> 00:08:50,074
Evening, Mr. Squidward, uh...

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I was just in the neighborhood
and, I, uh...

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00:08:53,310 --> 00:08:55,479
thought I'd drop by to...

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00:08:55,546 --> 00:08:57,181
beg you to come back to work.

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The Krusty Krab
is a wreck!

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00:08:59,917 --> 00:09:02,720
I'm ruined without you
and the little yellow guy.

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00:09:02,787 --> 00:09:04,789
The teenagers I hired
is ruining the place.

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00:09:04,855 --> 00:09:05,589
And the worst part is

217
00:09:05,656 --> 00:09:09,260
they won't leave me alone.

218
00:09:09,326 --> 00:09:11,595
All right, Mr. Krabs.

219
00:09:11,662 --> 00:09:13,531
See what I mean?

220
00:09:13,597 --> 00:09:17,668
Squidward, please,
you got to come back.

221
00:09:17,735 --> 00:09:20,204
You'll give us
anything we want?

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00:09:20,271 --> 00:09:21,972
Yes. Anything.

223
00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:24,442
So what do you say,
Mr. Squidward?

224
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Your story breaks
my heart, Mr. Krabs.

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00:09:28,479 --> 00:09:29,346
Why don't we take
a little walk and, uh...

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discuss my terms.

227
00:09:32,650 --> 00:09:35,920
I got a bad feeling in
the pit of me wallet.

228
00:09:40,691 --> 00:09:43,294
Gee, being on strike with
Squidward sure is a kick.

229
00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:46,097
Squidward's words are still
buzzing around in my head

230
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like an angry jellyfish.

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00:09:46,864 --> 00:09:48,833
Squidward was right.

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00:09:48,899 --> 00:09:51,268
I can't just sit here,
it's time for action.

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I will restore the working man
to his rightful glory.

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I will dismantle this
oppressive establishment

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00:10:01,412 --> 00:10:04,748
board by board.

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00:10:04,815 --> 00:10:08,085
I will saw the tables
of tyranny in half.

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00:10:08,152 --> 00:10:10,087
Gnaw at the ankles
of big business.

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00:10:13,457 --> 00:10:16,026
Squidward will be so proud.

239
00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:17,962
Well, Squidward

240
00:10:18,028 --> 00:10:19,997
those were intense
negotiations.

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00:10:20,064 --> 00:10:23,968
I'm glad you saw it
our way, Mr. Krabs.

242
00:10:24,034 --> 00:10:25,736
Now I can fire
them teenagers

243
00:10:25,803 --> 00:10:28,405
and get me two
golden boys back.

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00:10:28,472 --> 00:10:29,206
Ah!

245
00:10:29,273 --> 00:10:31,275
Well, see you at work.

246
00:10:36,947 --> 00:10:38,949
Sp-Sp-Spongebob.

247
00:10:39,016 --> 00:10:41,619
Wh-Wh-What have
you done?

248
00:10:41,685 --> 00:10:43,587
I did exactly as
you said, Squidward.

249
00:10:43,654 --> 00:10:45,689
I dismantled the
establishment.

250
00:10:45,756 --> 00:10:48,292
Now we'll get our
jobs back for sure.

251
00:11:03,807 --> 00:11:06,143
Squidward!

252
00:11:06,210 --> 00:11:08,412
Spongebob!

253
00:11:08,479 --> 00:11:11,048
Yes, Mr. Krabs?

254
00:11:11,115 --> 00:11:12,550
Here it comes.

255
00:11:12,616 --> 00:11:15,786
In order to pay off
these damages

256
00:11:15,853 --> 00:11:18,923
you two are going
to work for me

257
00:11:18,989 --> 00:11:21,892
forever!

258
00:11:21,959 --> 00:11:23,427
Yahoo!

259
00:11:23,494 --> 00:11:25,029
The strike worked,
Squidward.

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00:11:25,095 --> 00:11:27,932
We got our jobs
back. Forever.

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00:11:27,998 --> 00:11:29,166
Forever.

262
00:11:29,233 --> 00:11:29,633
Forever.

263
00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:31,368
Forever.

264
00:11:51,055 --> 00:11:55,292
Ah, another peaceful evening
in Bikini Bottom.

265
00:11:55,359 --> 00:11:57,328
Listen to
the tropical tranquillity.

266
00:12:00,464 --> 00:12:02,032
Uh-oh.

267
00:12:31,128 --> 00:12:32,162
Trick or treat?

268
00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:33,764
Thank you.

269
00:12:39,270 --> 00:12:41,005
you keep the change.

270
00:12:41,538 --> 00:12:44,074
Wha—?

271
00:12:51,181 --> 00:12:53,083
I saw it.

272
00:12:53,150 --> 00:12:54,184
It was big.

273
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,253
It was all wiggly.

274
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,989
And it ate everything.

275
00:12:59,056 --> 00:13:00,491
That's horrible.

276
00:13:02,860 --> 00:13:04,194
It was an

277
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:05,362
Alaskan

278
00:13:05,429 --> 00:13:07,498
bull worm!

279
00:13:11,735 --> 00:13:13,604
He ate my wheelbarrow.

280
00:13:13,671 --> 00:13:17,107
He ate my children's homework.

281
00:13:17,174 --> 00:13:18,876
Do I need to say it?

282
00:13:18,942 --> 00:13:21,312
How can we protect ourselves?

283
00:13:21,378 --> 00:13:23,414
I got it!

284
00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,983
Let's all buy a Krabby Patty.

285
00:13:26,050 --> 00:13:27,418
Boo!

286
00:13:27,484 --> 00:13:29,586
We should lock our doors.

287
00:13:29,653 --> 00:13:32,156
We should call my nephew.

288
00:13:32,222 --> 00:13:34,258
We should
dig a moat.

289
00:13:34,325 --> 00:13:39,630
We should dig Bikini Bottom
and push it somewhere else.

290
00:13:41,432 --> 00:13:44,568
That idea may just be
crazy enough...

291
00:13:44,635 --> 00:13:47,671
to get us all killed.

292
00:13:49,940 --> 00:13:52,376
Let's get someone
to go after it.

293
00:13:52,443 --> 00:13:56,413
There ain't no one
fool enough to take on
an Alaskan bull worm.

294
00:14:04,088 --> 00:14:07,324
You got a bathroom
in this place?

295
00:14:07,391 --> 00:14:09,059
In the back.

296
00:14:09,126 --> 00:14:11,462
Thanks.

297
00:14:11,528 --> 00:14:14,365
I'll catch your worm for you.

298
00:14:14,431 --> 00:14:16,934
That is, if'n
you're willing to pay.

299
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:17,935
MR.
No!

300
00:14:18,001 --> 00:14:20,971
You'll never get
a cent out of me.

301
00:14:21,038 --> 00:14:22,406
Never!

302
00:14:22,473 --> 00:14:25,476
I'd rather that worm come
in here right now

303
00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:28,545
and eat you all alive.

304
00:14:34,852 --> 00:14:36,253
Sorry.

305
00:14:37,588 --> 00:14:39,723
Aw, shucks.
I don't want your money.

306
00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:42,826
I was just playing up
the drama of the moment, is all.

307
00:14:47,231 --> 00:14:51,268
Nope, I'm gonna take
that spineless critter down
for nothing

308
00:14:51,335 --> 00:14:53,103
'cause this is personal.

309
00:14:53,170 --> 00:14:54,438
Look, my tail's gone.

310
00:14:55,572 --> 00:14:57,608
Varmint must have got it

311
00:14:57,674 --> 00:14:59,576
while I had my back turned,
the coward!

312
00:15:02,446 --> 00:15:05,082
I am going to get back
what's mine.

313
00:15:05,149 --> 00:15:06,917
Yeah!

314
00:15:06,984 --> 00:15:08,252
What?

315
00:15:08,318 --> 00:15:10,421
But Sandy, you don't know
what you're up against.

316
00:15:10,487 --> 00:15:12,356
We're talking about

317
00:15:12,423 --> 00:15:13,357
an Alaskan

318
00:15:13,424 --> 00:15:15,492
bull worm.

319
00:15:15,559 --> 00:15:18,128
Well, I don't know
nothing about Alaska

320
00:15:18,195 --> 00:15:19,296
but lookee here.

321
00:15:19,363 --> 00:15:20,531
Back in Texas, I wrangled bulls

322
00:15:20,597 --> 00:15:23,367
and I wrangled worms.

323
00:15:23,434 --> 00:15:24,735
Far as I'm concerned

324
00:15:24,802 --> 00:15:26,737
doing them both together
just saves rope.

325
00:15:26,804 --> 00:15:29,606
Now, I'm going to go kick me
some worm tail.

326
00:15:29,673 --> 00:15:30,808
Yeehaw!

327
00:15:30,874 --> 00:15:32,843
But Sandy,
you don't know.

328
00:15:32,910 --> 00:15:35,546
Don't worry, Spongebob.
I won't be long.

329
00:15:35,612 --> 00:15:36,814
Sandy...

330
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:37,815
Sandy!

331
00:15:37,881 --> 00:15:39,383
Go get him, Sandy.

332
00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:41,618
We have the utmost
confidence in you.

333
00:15:41,685 --> 00:15:44,788
Now, what was
that idea of yours?

334
00:15:44,855 --> 00:15:46,323
Push!

335
00:15:49,193 --> 00:15:50,127
Wait!

336
00:15:50,194 --> 00:15:51,261
Sandy!

337
00:15:51,328 --> 00:15:51,962
Hey, Spongebob

338
00:15:52,029 --> 00:15:53,263
you coming to watch?

339
00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:54,965
Sandy!

340
00:15:55,032 --> 00:15:55,966
Don't go!

341
00:15:56,033 --> 00:15:57,267
Why not?

342
00:15:57,334 --> 00:15:58,702
Sandy, I saw it.

343
00:15:58,769 --> 00:16:01,572
It's big, scary and pink.

344
00:16:01,638 --> 00:16:03,006
So's Patrick's bellybutton

345
00:16:03,073 --> 00:16:04,808
but I ain't afraid of that,
neither.

346
00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:06,643
You'll get massacred.

347
00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:08,779
Spongebob, I'm
from Texas.

348
00:16:08,846 --> 00:16:11,482
What you think is big,
and what I think is big

349
00:16:11,548 --> 00:16:13,250
are two totally different bigs.

350
00:16:13,317 --> 00:16:16,353
Besides, he's got my tail.
I can't take that sitting down.

351
00:16:16,420 --> 00:16:20,557
Okay, but what if the worm
didn't take your tail?

352
00:16:20,624 --> 00:16:22,426
If that worm ain't got my tail,
who does?

353
00:16:22,493 --> 00:16:24,328
Um... I do.

354
00:16:24,394 --> 00:16:25,562
You do? Where?

355
00:16:25,629 --> 00:16:28,031
Uh, in my... pocket.

356
00:16:28,098 --> 00:16:30,200
Well, why didn't you
just say so?

357
00:16:30,267 --> 00:16:30,667
Give it here.

358
00:16:30,734 --> 00:16:32,436
Come on.

359
00:16:33,604 --> 00:16:34,571
Oh!

360
00:16:36,807 --> 00:16:40,077
Spongebob, that's a
paper clip and a
piece of string.

361
00:16:40,143 --> 00:16:41,411
No, it's not.
This is your tail.

362
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:43,747
Spongebob!

363
00:16:43,814 --> 00:16:46,517
How would you know?
It's always behind you.

364
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:48,151
Oh, don't go, don't go

365
00:16:48,218 --> 00:16:50,787
don't go...

366
00:16:50,854 --> 00:16:53,357
Spongebob, what is
the matter with you?

367
00:16:53,423 --> 00:16:54,825
Now, I'm going
to go give

368
00:16:54,892 --> 00:16:56,627
that legless rascal
what for.

369
00:16:56,693 --> 00:16:58,462
And there ain't nothing

370
00:16:58,529 --> 00:16:59,530
you can say to stop me.

371
00:16:59,596 --> 00:17:00,597
Oh, yeah?

372
00:17:00,664 --> 00:17:02,266
What if I said

373
00:17:02,332 --> 00:17:04,835
"Blargin fedibble
no-hip?"

374
00:17:04,902 --> 00:17:07,905
Well, I got to admit,
that slowed me down.

375
00:17:07,971 --> 00:17:10,073
But I'm still
going for him.

376
00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:12,142
You know, tails
are so overrated.

377
00:17:12,209 --> 00:17:14,545
Let's just forget
about it and go home.

378
00:17:14,611 --> 00:17:16,346
I've got ice cream.

379
00:17:16,413 --> 00:17:18,715
With nuts.

380
00:17:18,782 --> 00:17:20,617
Sandy, this is your
pappy speaking

381
00:17:20,684 --> 00:17:22,719
and I forbid you to
go after this worm.

382
00:17:22,786 --> 00:17:24,521
Y'all come back
here, young lady.

383
00:17:24,588 --> 00:17:26,857
You ain't my pa.

384
00:17:26,924 --> 00:17:28,859
Sandy, if you want
to get to that worm

385
00:17:28,926 --> 00:17:30,627
you're going to have to go
through me.

386
00:17:34,631 --> 00:17:36,833
Sandy, no, I
can't let you.

387
00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:40,003
I'm not going to
let you get killed.

388
00:17:40,070 --> 00:17:42,573
If you find him, you'll
get eaten for sure.

389
00:17:42,639 --> 00:17:45,442
Ain't no way
some dumb, old sea worm's

390
00:17:45,509 --> 00:17:46,577
going to make a meal of me.

391
00:17:46,643 --> 00:17:49,246
I'm too Texas tough.

392
00:17:49,313 --> 00:17:50,781
No...

393
00:17:50,847 --> 00:17:53,951
Not tough enough.
Not tough enough.

394
00:17:54,017 --> 00:17:56,520
Spongebob, quit your worrying.

395
00:17:56,587 --> 00:17:58,221
I can take care
of myself.

396
00:17:58,288 --> 00:18:00,824
After all, who's the strongest
critter in Bikini Bottom?

397
00:18:04,227 --> 00:18:05,262
You are.

398
00:18:05,329 --> 00:18:06,663
And who put the

399
00:18:06,730 --> 00:18:08,365
"hiya-hi-ho-k"

400
00:18:08,432 --> 00:18:09,099
in karate?

401
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,901
You did.

402
00:18:10,968 --> 00:18:13,036
And who saves
your yellow backside

403
00:18:13,103 --> 00:18:15,872
from certain destruction
on a regular basis?

404
00:18:15,939 --> 00:18:18,108
You do.

405
00:18:18,175 --> 00:18:21,511
Right, and I can handle
your little bull worm, too

406
00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:23,413
'cause I am the best
there is.

407
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,982
There ain't nothing
too big

408
00:18:25,048 --> 00:18:26,984
or too ornery
for me to catch.

409
00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:27,784
Okay.

410
00:18:27,851 --> 00:18:28,752
Say it.

411
00:18:28,819 --> 00:18:29,886
There isn't anything...

412
00:18:29,953 --> 00:18:31,521
Ain't nothing...

413
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,156
Ain't nothing too big

414
00:18:33,223 --> 00:18:35,559
or too ornery
for you to catch.

415
00:18:35,626 --> 00:18:37,194
But...

416
00:18:37,260 --> 00:18:38,295
But...

417
00:18:38,362 --> 00:18:39,463
And...

418
00:18:39,529 --> 00:18:40,597
We...

419
00:18:40,664 --> 00:18:41,090
I...

420
00:18:41,090 --> 00:18:41,632
I...

421
00:18:41,698 --> 00:18:42,866
Yeah, but...

422
00:18:42,933 --> 00:18:44,201
You see...

423
00:18:44,267 --> 00:18:44,368
I...

424
00:18:48,205 --> 00:18:50,073
Worm sign.

425
00:18:51,308 --> 00:18:52,075
He's in that cave.

426
00:18:52,142 --> 00:18:53,877
Sandy, are you sure you...?

427
00:18:53,944 --> 00:18:55,746
Course, I am.
I'm going in

428
00:18:55,812 --> 00:18:58,115
and I ain't coming out

429
00:18:58,181 --> 00:19:01,284
till I got me a big, heaping
plate of worm stew.

430
00:19:04,087 --> 00:19:05,622
Aha!

431
00:19:05,689 --> 00:19:08,425
There you are,
you tailnabbin' varmint.

432
00:19:08,492 --> 00:19:09,593
Hiya!

433
00:19:12,696 --> 00:19:15,298
I'm winning,
Spongebob.

434
00:19:15,365 --> 00:19:16,600
Sandy, that's not...

435
00:19:19,236 --> 00:19:20,671
Hiya, hiya!

436
00:19:20,737 --> 00:19:22,439
This shouldn't
take long.

437
00:19:22,506 --> 00:19:23,607
Sandy, that's not...

438
00:19:25,509 --> 00:19:26,743
Almost done.

439
00:19:26,810 --> 00:19:28,078
Sandy!

440
00:19:29,913 --> 00:19:33,483
Yeehaw!
I got him, Spongebob.

441
00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:36,353
Sandy?

442
00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:37,454
Boy, howdy!

443
00:19:37,521 --> 00:19:39,990
This critter put up
some sort of fight.

444
00:19:40,057 --> 00:19:42,592
But I'm from Texas,
and as you can see

445
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,361
no worm is a match for me.

446
00:19:44,428 --> 00:19:45,629
I even found my tail.

447
00:19:47,030 --> 00:19:48,532
That's not the worm.

448
00:19:48,598 --> 00:19:49,633
Pardon?

449
00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:50,934
That's not the worm.

450
00:19:51,001 --> 00:19:52,269
That's his tongue.

451
00:19:57,174 --> 00:19:59,776
Oh...

452
00:19:59,843 --> 00:20:02,546
this is the tongue.

453
00:20:02,612 --> 00:20:05,649
And the whole thing
is the worm.

454
00:20:05,716 --> 00:20:09,720
Run for your life!

455
00:20:17,627 --> 00:20:19,563
So, what's
the plan, Sandy?

456
00:20:19,629 --> 00:20:21,832
Run faster!

457
00:20:21,898 --> 00:20:23,467
I could have thought of that.

458
00:20:23,533 --> 00:20:24,668
Hey, wait a minute.

459
00:20:24,735 --> 00:20:26,103
I was right, wasn't I?

460
00:20:26,169 --> 00:20:27,237
Later.

461
00:20:27,304 --> 00:20:29,539
Aw, he is too big for you,
isn't he?

462
00:20:29,606 --> 00:20:30,707
Not now,
Spongebob.

463
00:20:30,774 --> 00:20:31,942
I want to hear you say it.

464
00:20:32,008 --> 00:20:33,443
Can we talk some other time?

465
00:20:33,510 --> 00:20:34,511
Say it.

466
00:20:34,578 --> 00:20:35,278
Spongebob?

467
00:20:35,345 --> 00:20:36,780
Say it, or I'll trip you.

468
00:20:36,847 --> 00:20:37,814
No. Get away.

469
00:20:37,881 --> 00:20:39,549
Say it.

470
00:20:39,616 --> 00:20:40,584
Say it.

471
00:20:40,650 --> 00:20:42,085
You were right, and I was wrong.

472
00:20:42,152 --> 00:20:43,954
I was wrong, wrong,
wrong, wrong, wrong.

473
00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:44,955
Are you happy now?

474
00:20:45,021 --> 00:20:46,723
I knew it.

475
00:21:05,609 --> 00:21:06,543
Not again.

476
00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:08,411
Uh, Sandy?

477
00:21:08,478 --> 00:21:09,646
Yeah?

478
00:21:09,713 --> 00:21:10,981
What do we do now?

479
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:18,221
I've got it!
Spongebob, you still got

480
00:21:18,288 --> 00:21:19,856
that paper clip and that string?

481
00:21:19,923 --> 00:21:22,759
I'm way ahead of you, Sandy.

482
00:21:22,826 --> 00:21:24,828
Look, it's a necklace.

483
00:21:24,895 --> 00:21:28,198
"S" for "Spongebob"
or "S" for "Sandy."

484
00:21:28,265 --> 00:21:30,033
That way they can identify
our bodies.

485
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:32,736
No, silly, how about "S"

486
00:21:32,803 --> 00:21:35,705
for "Save our skins"?

487
00:21:38,642 --> 00:21:41,778
Yeehaw!

488
00:21:41,845 --> 00:21:44,681
Now, this is what
I call a rodeo.

489
00:21:44,748 --> 00:21:46,583
We'll be nice
and safe up here.

490
00:22:01,331 --> 00:22:02,299
We did it!

491
00:22:02,365 --> 00:22:03,200
Yay!

492
00:22:03,266 --> 00:22:05,635
He'll never get
out of there.

493
00:22:05,702 --> 00:22:06,937
We saved the town.

494
00:22:07,003 --> 00:22:09,606
Yay, let's go
tell everybody.

495
00:22:09,673 --> 00:22:10,640
Push!

496
00:22:12,809 --> 00:22:13,810
Push!

497
00:22:16,246 --> 00:22:18,181
Hooray!

498
00:22:20,417 --> 00:22:23,386
Ouch.

499
00:22:31,228 --> 00:22:35,332
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500
00:22:35,398 --> 00:22:39,402
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