1
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Well, it's the worst time
of the day once again.

2
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Closing time.

3
00:00:20,249 --> 00:00:22,718
Well, see you
in the a.m., Mr. Krabs.

4
00:00:22,785 --> 00:00:25,053
Hold on there,
SpongeBob.

5
00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:27,356
Take that pile
of filth out
with you.

6
00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:29,892
Mr. Krabs

7
00:00:29,958 --> 00:00:32,961
you shouldn't talk
about Squidward like that.

8
00:00:33,028 --> 00:00:35,998
He means this filth, you loon.

9
00:00:41,436 --> 00:00:43,338
Hmm, dumpster writing!

10
00:00:43,405 --> 00:00:45,440
The voice of the people.

11
00:00:45,507 --> 00:00:48,076
"Up with bubbles,
down with air."

12
00:00:49,845 --> 00:00:52,714
"Nematodes are people, too."

13
00:00:52,781 --> 00:00:54,716
Ha, those nematodes.

14
00:00:54,783 --> 00:00:56,485
Here's one somebody
didn't finish:

15
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"Squidward smells."

16
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"Good."

17
00:01:02,925 --> 00:01:04,960
Hmm, what's this one?

18
00:01:05,027 --> 00:01:06,562
"Krabs is a..."

19
00:01:06,628 --> 00:01:07,863
Hmm?

20
00:01:07,930 --> 00:01:09,698
"Krabs is a..."

21
00:01:11,633 --> 00:01:14,336
Do you kiss
your mother
with that mouth?

22
00:01:14,403 --> 00:01:17,005
Well, sometimes,
but not... recently.

23
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Hi, garbage man.

24
00:01:18,874 --> 00:01:19,808
Hi, SpongeBob.

25
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Hi, Patrick.

26
00:01:20,876 --> 00:01:22,077
Hey, Patrick,
do you know

27
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what this
word means?

28
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"Krabs..."

29
00:01:26,415 --> 00:01:31,053
Uh, isn't that
the red, sweaty guy
you work for?

30
00:01:31,119 --> 00:01:32,721
Nuh-uh, not
that word.

31
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That word.

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Hey!

33
00:01:38,527 --> 00:01:40,495
I think I know
what that means.

34
00:01:40,562 --> 00:01:43,098
That's one of those
sentence enhancers.

35
00:01:43,165 --> 00:01:44,533
Sentence enhancers?

36
00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:47,502
You use them
when you want
to talk fancy.

37
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You just sprinkle it
over anything you say

38
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and wham-o!

39
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You got yourself
a spicy sentence
sandwich.

40
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Oh, I get it.

41
00:01:57,646 --> 00:01:58,780
Let me try.

42
00:02:00,082 --> 00:02:01,316
Hello, Patrick.

43
00:02:01,383 --> 00:02:03,785
Lovely
day we're having

44
00:02:03,852 --> 00:02:04,853
isn't it?

45
00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,155
Why, yes, it
is, SpongeBob.

46
00:02:07,222 --> 00:02:09,157
This ( dolphin
chirps ) day

47
00:02:09,224 --> 00:02:12,160
is particularly
lovely.

48
00:02:12,227 --> 00:02:15,430
How
right you are, Patrick.

49
00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:20,269
Ooh, you're right, Patrick.

50
00:02:20,335 --> 00:02:23,372
My lips are tingling from the
spiciness of this conversation.

51
00:02:23,438 --> 00:02:24,907
Ooh-hoo, mine, too.

52
00:02:30,846 --> 00:02:32,281
It tingles
when I laugh.

53
00:02:35,117 --> 00:02:37,252
Hello, customers.

54
00:02:37,319 --> 00:02:39,888
Nice day
we're having, huh?

55
00:02:41,089 --> 00:02:43,292
Did he just say...

56
00:02:43,358 --> 00:02:44,826
Aye, he did.

57
00:02:44,893 --> 00:02:47,529
Hey, Patrick, how
the
are you?

58
00:02:47,596 --> 00:02:49,932
Pretty
good, SpongeBob.

59
00:02:49,998 --> 00:02:54,369
I thought this was a restaurant,
not a gutter-mouth convention.

60
00:02:56,004 --> 00:02:57,205
Attention, customers.

61
00:02:57,272 --> 00:02:59,007
Today's special

62
00:02:59,074 --> 00:03:01,043
is a
crabby pattie

63
00:03:01,109 --> 00:03:03,345
served in a greasy
sauce

64
00:03:03,412 --> 00:03:06,081
and grilled to ( dolphin
chirps ) perfection.

65
00:03:06,148 --> 00:03:09,084
And, don't forget to ask us
to

66
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the fries.

67
00:03:11,086 --> 00:03:13,755
It'll be our
pleasure.

68
00:03:13,822 --> 00:03:15,057
Hi, Squidward.

69
00:03:15,123 --> 00:03:16,825
How the
are you?

70
00:03:16,892 --> 00:03:18,493
Nice ( dolphin
chirps ) day

71
00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:19,661
isn't it,
Squidward?

72
00:03:19,728 --> 00:03:20,929
I don't understand.

73
00:03:20,996 --> 00:03:22,297
That guy's talented.

74
00:03:22,364 --> 00:03:24,166
He doesn't have
to work blue.

75
00:03:24,232 --> 00:03:26,835
Let's go somewhere
more family oriented.

76
00:03:34,242 --> 00:03:35,410
Huh?

77
00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:39,448
The Krusty Krab!

78
00:03:39,514 --> 00:03:40,649
She's empty!

79
00:03:40,716 --> 00:03:42,084
All hands on deck!

80
00:03:42,150 --> 00:03:43,852
Batten the
front doors!

81
00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:45,721
Brace the cash
register!

82
00:03:45,787 --> 00:03:47,823
Break out
the happy snacks!

83
00:03:47,889 --> 00:03:49,257
Squidward!

84
00:03:49,324 --> 00:03:52,394
Where have all me
beautiful paying
customers gone?

85
00:03:52,461 --> 00:03:55,197
Apparently the
two barnacle-
mouth brothers

86
00:03:55,263 --> 00:03:56,732
just learned
a new word

87
00:03:56,798 --> 00:04:00,235
and SpongeBob
just said it
over the intercom.

88
00:04:00,302 --> 00:04:02,137
Well, what was it?
What did he say?

89
00:04:02,204 --> 00:04:04,806
Uh, he said, uh, well,
he said...

90
00:04:06,375 --> 00:04:07,309
Huh?

91
00:04:09,578 --> 00:04:11,613
SpongeBob
and friend!

92
00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,115
Front and center!

93
00:04:13,181 --> 00:04:16,952
Why, I ought to make
the two of you paint
the Krusty Krab

94
00:04:17,019 --> 00:04:18,587
for using
such language!

95
00:04:18,653 --> 00:04:19,921
But, Mr. Krabs

96
00:04:19,988 --> 00:04:22,991
we were only using
our sentence enhancers.

97
00:04:23,058 --> 00:04:24,659
Yeah, it's fancy talk.

98
00:04:24,726 --> 00:04:27,362
There ain't nothing fancy
about that word!

99
00:04:27,429 --> 00:04:28,563
You mean,
?

100
00:04:28,630 --> 00:04:29,698
Yes, that one!

101
00:04:29,765 --> 00:04:31,566
Now, quit
saying that.

102
00:04:31,633 --> 00:04:33,001
It's a bad word.

103
00:04:33,068 --> 00:04:34,736
Bad word?

104
00:04:38,807 --> 00:04:39,808
Yes, siree.

105
00:04:39,875 --> 00:04:42,377
That's bad word number 11.

106
00:04:42,444 --> 00:04:45,447
In fact, there are 13 bad words

107
00:04:45,514 --> 00:04:47,449
you should
never use.

108
00:04:47,516 --> 00:04:49,918
Don't you mean
there are
only seven?

109
00:04:49,985 --> 00:04:51,553
Not if you're
a sailor.

110
00:04:52,721 --> 00:04:54,222
Wow, 13.

111
00:04:54,289 --> 00:04:58,527
That's a lot of
bad words.

112
00:04:58,593 --> 00:05:01,663
Okay, boys, I want you
to promise me

113
00:05:01,730 --> 00:05:04,533
you'll never use
that word again.

114
00:05:04,599 --> 00:05:07,069
We promise.

115
00:05:07,135 --> 00:05:09,938
Gee, I sure am glad
Mr. Krabs told us

116
00:05:10,005 --> 00:05:12,174
that word we
were using was
a bad word.

117
00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:13,341
Yeah, me, too

118
00:05:13,408 --> 00:05:15,877
because classy sophisticates
like us

119
00:05:15,944 --> 00:05:18,780
should not stain our lips
with cursing.

120
00:05:18,847 --> 00:05:19,915
Yea, verily.

121
00:05:19,981 --> 00:05:21,983
Now let's play
a nice, wholesome game

122
00:05:22,050 --> 00:05:23,485
of Eels
and Escalators.

123
00:05:23,552 --> 00:05:24,986
Oh, boy, my favorite!

124
00:05:25,053 --> 00:05:28,256
Come on, Gary needs
a new pair of shoes.

125
00:05:29,191 --> 00:05:30,058
Ooh, eels.

126
00:05:30,125 --> 00:05:31,860
Too bad, SpongeBob.

127
00:05:31,927 --> 00:05:34,129
You got to ride the eel.

128
00:05:34,196 --> 00:05:35,197
Darn.

129
00:05:37,365 --> 00:05:39,000
My turn!

130
00:05:39,067 --> 00:05:40,268
Hooray!

131
00:05:40,335 --> 00:05:42,137
Escalators!

132
00:05:44,106 --> 00:05:46,575
Up, up, up!

133
00:05:46,641 --> 00:05:50,245
Come on, escalators,
escalators, escalators.

134
00:05:51,313 --> 00:05:52,414
Eels again.

135
00:05:53,882 --> 00:05:56,418
My turn!

136
00:05:56,485 --> 00:05:58,220
Escalators!

137
00:05:58,286 --> 00:06:01,256
Escalators, escalators,
escalators.

138
00:06:01,323 --> 00:06:02,324
Eels?

139
00:06:03,592 --> 00:06:07,062
Es-kee-lators!

140
00:06:09,097 --> 00:06:11,967
Well, this is
your last chance, SpongeBob.

141
00:06:12,033 --> 00:06:15,570
Oh, if you get
eels again, you lose.

142
00:06:15,637 --> 00:06:17,506
Ooh...

143
00:06:17,572 --> 00:06:19,741
escalators, escalators,
escalators!

144
00:06:24,012 --> 00:06:27,415
Ha! Escalators!

145
00:06:27,482 --> 00:06:28,950
Eels.

146
00:06:29,017 --> 00:06:29,951
Bah!

147
00:06:32,087 --> 00:06:33,355
Ohhhhh.

148
00:06:33,421 --> 00:06:37,025
You said number 11.

149
00:06:37,092 --> 00:06:38,760
I-I-I didn't mean...

150
00:06:38,827 --> 00:06:40,495
You got to
understand, Patrick.

151
00:06:40,562 --> 00:06:41,396
I was trying...

152
00:06:41,463 --> 00:06:42,697
What I meant
to say...

153
00:06:42,764 --> 00:06:44,266
Some things
just slip out.

154
00:06:44,332 --> 00:06:45,634
You got to
understand.

155
00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:47,569
Don't worry,
SpongeBob.

156
00:06:47,636 --> 00:06:48,803
I understand.

157
00:06:49,938 --> 00:06:51,072
Mr. Krabs!

158
00:06:51,139 --> 00:06:53,742
Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs!

159
00:06:53,808 --> 00:06:55,310
Patrick!
Patrick, no!

160
00:06:55,377 --> 00:06:56,745
Please don't tell.

161
00:06:56,811 --> 00:06:58,813
But you said

162
00:06:58,880 --> 00:06:59,981
Aha!

163
00:07:00,048 --> 00:07:02,984
Now I'm going to tell
Mr. Krabs on you!

164
00:07:03,051 --> 00:07:04,186
Not if I tell first!

165
00:07:04,252 --> 00:07:06,087
I can run faster
than you.

166
00:07:08,657 --> 00:07:11,159
See you at
the Krusty Krab!

167
00:07:13,094 --> 00:07:15,130
Oh, no!

168
00:07:16,765 --> 00:07:19,167
Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs!

169
00:07:19,234 --> 00:07:20,101
What, what, what?

170
00:07:20,168 --> 00:07:21,436
Patrick, Patrick, Patrick!

171
00:07:21,503 --> 00:07:22,671
Yes, yes, yes?

172
00:07:22,737 --> 00:07:23,838
He said,
he said...

173
00:07:23,905 --> 00:07:25,006
Out with it, boy!

174
00:07:25,073 --> 00:07:26,841
We were playing
Eels and Escalators

175
00:07:26,908 --> 00:07:29,010
and he was going up,
and I rode the eel.

176
00:07:29,077 --> 00:07:31,279
Then we ran, and Patrick
said some things.

177
00:07:31,346 --> 00:07:32,280
What things?

178
00:07:32,347 --> 00:07:33,348
Well, he said...

179
00:07:33,415 --> 00:07:34,382
Yes?

180
00:07:34,449 --> 00:07:36,117
Well, he said
a certain word

181
00:07:36,184 --> 00:07:38,019
that you said
he shouldn't say

182
00:07:38,086 --> 00:07:40,855
and this particular
word happens to be
word number 11

183
00:07:40,922 --> 00:07:43,758
in a list of 13 words
that you said shouldn't
be said.

184
00:07:43,825 --> 00:07:45,227
Uh, right.

185
00:07:45,293 --> 00:07:47,996
What was that part
about the, uh...
who now?

186
00:07:51,032 --> 00:07:53,268
Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs!

187
00:07:54,502 --> 00:07:56,471
He said that word

188
00:07:56,538 --> 00:07:57,772
you said
he shouldn't!

189
00:08:00,408 --> 00:08:03,178
Now I'm going to let go
of your lips

190
00:08:03,245 --> 00:08:06,615
and when I do, I want you
to calmly tell me

191
00:08:06,681 --> 00:08:09,718
what youse need to tell me,
understand?

192
00:08:09,784 --> 00:08:11,753
Mm-hmm.

193
00:08:13,121 --> 00:08:15,090
He said.

194
00:08:16,157 --> 00:08:18,059
Do my ears deceive me?

195
00:08:18,126 --> 00:08:20,395
You two should be ashamed!

196
00:08:20,462 --> 00:08:23,131
Time to take out
the trash.

197
00:08:24,833 --> 00:08:26,868
You two need to be
taught a lesson.

198
00:08:26,935 --> 00:08:29,304
I thought I made it clear.

199
00:08:29,371 --> 00:08:32,941
Never— and I mean never—
use number 11

200
00:08:33,008 --> 00:08:35,477
or any of the 13 bad words.

201
00:08:35,543 --> 00:08:39,047
Now, the both of youse
wait right here.

202
00:08:39,114 --> 00:08:41,049
I'll be back.

203
00:08:41,116 --> 00:08:43,351
What's going
to happen to us?

204
00:08:43,418 --> 00:08:46,121
We'll probably get 40 lashes.

205
00:08:46,187 --> 00:08:47,689
Oh, no!

206
00:08:50,458 --> 00:08:51,926
I'm sorry, Patrick.

207
00:08:51,993 --> 00:08:53,128
Mr. Krabs
is right.

208
00:08:53,194 --> 00:08:55,530
There's no need
for words like that.

209
00:08:55,597 --> 00:08:57,265
I'm sorry, too,
SpongeBob.

210
00:08:57,332 --> 00:08:59,034
Let's make
a vow, Patrick.

211
00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:00,368
From this day forth

212
00:09:00,435 --> 00:09:03,004
a foul word shall
never pass our lips.

213
00:09:03,071 --> 00:09:04,839
We will be
good citizens

214
00:09:04,906 --> 00:09:07,108
just like good old
Mr. Krabs.

215
00:09:07,175 --> 00:09:08,310
Agreed.

216
00:09:08,376 --> 00:09:10,612
All right, you
two foul mouths.

217
00:09:10,679 --> 00:09:13,448
As punishment for fouling
the air in me restaurant

218
00:09:13,515 --> 00:09:14,649
with your foul words

219
00:09:14,716 --> 00:09:16,951
you're going to give
the Krusty Krab

220
00:09:17,018 --> 00:09:19,587
a fresh coat of paint
from top to bottom.

221
00:09:19,654 --> 00:09:21,122
Woo! Wow! Oh!

222
00:09:21,189 --> 00:09:22,190
Whoa!

223
00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:23,692
My foot!

224
00:09:23,758 --> 00:09:25,393
What genius

225
00:09:25,460 --> 00:09:27,662
put a rock
in a path!

226
00:09:27,729 --> 00:09:29,497
I got a
foot here!

227
00:09:29,564 --> 00:09:30,598
Oh
( seal
barks )!

228
00:09:32,934 --> 00:09:34,102
Five, six...

229
00:09:34,169 --> 00:09:35,670
Side of

230
00:09:35,737 --> 00:09:37,205
and a helping of ...

231
00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:38,540
Nine.

232
00:09:38,606 --> 00:09:39,641
Aw,

233
00:09:39,708 --> 00:09:40,909
grabbin'...

234
00:09:42,577 --> 00:09:45,013
That's all 13, Patrick.

235
00:09:46,381 --> 00:09:49,351
We're going to tell
your mom, Mr. Krabs.

236
00:09:49,417 --> 00:09:50,485
No, please!

237
00:09:50,552 --> 00:09:51,853
Not my mommy!

238
00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:53,054
Wait!

239
00:09:53,121 --> 00:09:54,956
Please don't tell
me mother!

240
00:09:55,023 --> 00:09:58,226
I don't think
her little old
heart can take it!

241
00:10:00,261 --> 00:10:04,232
Mama Krabs! Mama Krabs!

242
00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:07,202
Well, hello there.

243
00:10:07,268 --> 00:10:09,304
Mama Krabs, he said

244
00:10:09,371 --> 00:10:11,639
and then he said
again

245
00:10:11,706 --> 00:10:13,074
and he said

246
00:10:13,141 --> 00:10:15,210
and then he screamed

247
00:10:15,276 --> 00:10:17,345
and he ( airhorn
honks ) Mrs. Krabs.

248
00:10:17,412 --> 00:10:18,513
He didn't care.

249
00:10:18,580 --> 00:10:20,715
Such a stream of

250
00:10:22,851 --> 00:10:24,886
I have never heard
in my days.

251
00:10:26,154 --> 00:10:27,355
Oh, dear.

252
00:10:27,422 --> 00:10:30,125
My poor, old heart.

253
00:10:31,593 --> 00:10:32,894
Oh, dear mother.

254
00:10:32,961 --> 00:10:35,997
What have these
foul-mouthed heathens

255
00:10:36,064 --> 00:10:37,065
done to you?

256
00:10:37,132 --> 00:10:39,501
You two should be
ashamed.

257
00:10:39,567 --> 00:10:44,038
Making an old lady faint
with your sailor talk.

258
00:10:44,105 --> 00:10:45,740
You should all
be ashamed.

259
00:10:45,807 --> 00:10:48,410
And if you're going
to talk like sailors

260
00:10:48,476 --> 00:10:51,112
then you're going
to work like sailors.

261
00:10:56,084 --> 00:11:00,088
I guess you scalawags
have earned a glass of lemonade.

262
00:11:03,992 --> 00:11:05,560
Yee-ow!

263
00:11:05,627 --> 00:11:08,496
My foot!

264
00:11:09,764 --> 00:11:10,698
Mother!

265
00:11:10,765 --> 00:11:11,866
What?

266
00:11:11,933 --> 00:11:14,669
It's old man Jenkins
and his jalopy.

267
00:11:16,805 --> 00:11:19,007
Howdy, Mrs. K.!

268
00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:39,427
Oh, how I have dreamed

269
00:11:39,494 --> 00:11:40,695
of this day...

270
00:11:40,762 --> 00:11:44,666
"Mr. Tentacles,
Professor of Art."

271
00:11:44,732 --> 00:11:48,269
What a marvelous opportunity
for the people of Bikini Bottom.

272
00:11:48,336 --> 00:11:51,873
Bring me your huddled masses
of bored housewives

273
00:11:51,940 --> 00:11:55,643
and I will shape them
in my image.

274
00:11:57,412 --> 00:11:59,647
I'll go down in history.

275
00:11:59,714 --> 00:12:04,185
Someday, there will be
a wing with my name on it

276
00:12:04,252 --> 00:12:08,256
in all the museums of the world!

277
00:12:08,323 --> 00:12:11,493
Dude, you're
teaching art at
the rec center.

278
00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:12,527
Calm down.

279
00:12:12,594 --> 00:12:14,863
Uncultured trash urchin.

280
00:12:14,929 --> 00:12:16,030
9:00 a.m.

281
00:12:16,097 --> 00:12:18,066
Time to let the class in.

282
00:12:18,132 --> 00:12:20,802
Well, don't want to keep
them waiting any longer.

283
00:12:20,869 --> 00:12:22,470
I'm so excited
about this...

284
00:12:22,537 --> 00:12:24,372
Welcome to art class!

285
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,074
Oh, isn't this
"Cooking"?

286
00:12:26,140 --> 00:12:27,075
Sorry.

287
00:12:27,141 --> 00:12:28,076
Oh, never mind.

288
00:12:28,142 --> 00:12:29,844
Hi, Squidward.

289
00:12:29,911 --> 00:12:31,479
Are you taking
this art class, too?

290
00:12:31,546 --> 00:12:32,680
SpongeBob?

291
00:12:32,747 --> 00:12:33,781
In art class!

292
00:12:33,848 --> 00:12:35,884
Wait! This
is Cooking.

293
00:12:35,950 --> 00:12:37,118
Come back!

294
00:12:37,185 --> 00:12:38,753
You've got
to be kidding.

295
00:12:39,954 --> 00:12:41,222
This is great!

296
00:12:41,289 --> 00:12:43,625
You and me
in school together.

297
00:12:43,691 --> 00:12:45,627
So, where's
the teacher?

298
00:12:45,693 --> 00:12:47,095
You're looking at him.

299
00:12:47,161 --> 00:12:50,331
You are the "Teacher"

300
00:12:50,398 --> 00:12:52,700
to my "Pupil"?

301
00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:54,569
This isn't art class.

302
00:12:54,636 --> 00:12:55,737
It's heaven.

303
00:12:55,803 --> 00:12:56,838
Yeah.

304
00:12:56,905 --> 00:12:58,506
Grab a little piece of heaven

305
00:12:58,573 --> 00:12:59,908
and let's get on with it.

306
00:12:59,974 --> 00:13:03,311
I'm ready... Mr. Tentacles.

307
00:13:03,378 --> 00:13:06,581
So... you want to be
an artist, eh, SpongeBob?

308
00:13:06,648 --> 00:13:07,815
Yes, please.

309
00:13:07,882 --> 00:13:11,085
Well, art is not
all fun and games.

310
00:13:11,152 --> 00:13:13,488
It's a lot of hard work.

311
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:17,091
Okay, first, repeat after me.

312
00:13:17,158 --> 00:13:19,460
I have no talent.

313
00:13:19,527 --> 00:13:21,663
I have no talent.

314
00:13:21,729 --> 00:13:24,399
Mr. Tentacles
has all the talent.

315
00:13:24,465 --> 00:13:27,001
Mr. Tentacles has
all the talent.

316
00:13:27,068 --> 00:13:30,838
If I'm lucky, some
of Mr. Tentacles' talent

317
00:13:30,905 --> 00:13:32,473
may rub off on me.

318
00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:38,479
If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will
rub his tentacles on my art.

319
00:13:42,016 --> 00:13:43,518
Whatever.

320
00:13:43,585 --> 00:13:48,189
Okay, since you're telling me
you have no prior training

321
00:13:48,256 --> 00:13:51,125
we'll have to start
from square one

322
00:13:51,192 --> 00:13:53,561
or should I say, circle one?

323
00:13:54,963 --> 00:13:57,065
Am I going too fast
for you, SpongeBob?

324
00:13:57,131 --> 00:13:58,266
How's this, Squidward?

325
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:01,135
What the...
how the...

326
00:14:01,202 --> 00:14:02,637
A perfect circle?

327
00:14:02,704 --> 00:14:03,504
Do it again.

328
00:14:03,571 --> 00:14:04,872
Show your process.

329
00:14:04,939 --> 00:14:06,941
Well, first
I draw this head.

330
00:14:07,008 --> 00:14:10,511
Then I erased some of
the more detailed features.

331
00:14:10,578 --> 00:14:12,180
And one, two, three...

332
00:14:12,246 --> 00:14:14,382
a circle thingy.

333
00:14:14,449 --> 00:14:15,984
Give me that.

334
00:14:16,050 --> 00:14:18,386
Forget the circles!

335
00:14:18,453 --> 00:14:21,255
Oh, nice one, Squidward.

336
00:14:21,322 --> 00:14:22,690
Let me try.

337
00:14:22,757 --> 00:14:24,225
Oh, lookey, Squidward.

338
00:14:24,292 --> 00:14:26,494
It's you and me
playing leapfrog.

339
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:28,563
That's you on the bottom.

340
00:14:28,630 --> 00:14:29,964
Give me that.

341
00:14:30,031 --> 00:14:33,167
There is nothing
artistic about leapfrog.

342
00:14:34,936 --> 00:14:37,071
What are you
doing now?

343
00:14:37,138 --> 00:14:39,107
I call it rippy bits.

344
00:14:39,173 --> 00:14:41,342
You take a bunch
of old, ripped-up paper

345
00:14:41,409 --> 00:14:42,877
and you make
a new picture.

346
00:14:42,944 --> 00:14:46,547
See, you're on...
top... this time.

347
00:14:48,182 --> 00:14:51,853
Do you want to learn
art or not?

348
00:14:51,919 --> 00:14:53,321
I'm sorry— I'll listen.

349
00:14:53,388 --> 00:14:57,125
All right, SpongeBob,
pay close attention.

350
00:14:57,191 --> 00:14:59,027
Look at your marble.

351
00:14:59,093 --> 00:15:01,929
Visualize the sculpture within.

352
00:15:01,996 --> 00:15:04,365
Then... gently...

353
00:15:09,971 --> 00:15:11,506
How's this, Squidward?

354
00:15:11,572 --> 00:15:13,941
It's beautiful.

355
00:15:14,008 --> 00:15:15,410
I mean...

356
00:15:15,476 --> 00:15:18,079
This isn't
a sculpture!

357
00:15:18,146 --> 00:15:21,416
A good sculpture
takes... more time.

358
00:15:21,482 --> 00:15:23,685
You can't just
sculpt willy-nilly.

359
00:15:23,751 --> 00:15:25,553
You've got to go by the book...

360
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:26,921
follow the rules.

361
00:15:26,988 --> 00:15:31,192
Otherwise you'll
never get past
amateur hour here.

362
00:15:31,259 --> 00:15:33,194
Besides, you got
the nose wrong.

363
00:15:34,829 --> 00:15:35,930
There.

364
00:15:35,997 --> 00:15:38,332
Now it's art.

365
00:15:38,399 --> 00:15:40,101
Oh, it's so obvious.

366
00:15:40,168 --> 00:15:43,137
I would have never
thought of that.

367
00:15:43,204 --> 00:15:44,839
I'm sorry, Squidward.

368
00:15:44,906 --> 00:15:46,507
I came here to learn

369
00:15:46,574 --> 00:15:49,510
and I arrogantly
shunned your lessons.

370
00:15:49,577 --> 00:15:52,513
I'll never be a great
artist like you.

371
00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:54,882
I don't deserve
your tutoring.

372
00:15:54,949 --> 00:15:58,052
I don't deserve to be
in your presence.

373
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:02,957
I don't even deserve
to use your doors.

374
00:16:03,024 --> 00:16:04,425
Hello, there.

375
00:16:04,492 --> 00:16:07,795
But I did deserve that.

376
00:16:07,862 --> 00:16:10,398
I deserved that, too.

377
00:16:14,635 --> 00:16:17,772
And I deserve this.

378
00:16:17,839 --> 00:16:19,040
Good day, sir.

379
00:16:19,107 --> 00:16:20,808
Sorry, class is dismissed.

380
00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:21,943
You're too late.

381
00:16:22,009 --> 00:16:23,511
Oh, I beg your pardon

382
00:16:23,578 --> 00:16:25,713
but I'd forgotten my manners.

383
00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:27,982
My name is Monty P. Moneybags.

384
00:16:28,049 --> 00:16:30,485
The world-famous art collector?

385
00:16:30,551 --> 00:16:31,786
The one and only.

386
00:16:31,853 --> 00:16:34,088
Well, what are
you doing here?

387
00:16:34,155 --> 00:16:36,257
I'm on a shopping spree

388
00:16:36,324 --> 00:16:38,926
buying art for
my new museum.

389
00:16:38,993 --> 00:16:40,862
Your search is over.

390
00:16:40,928 --> 00:16:44,298
I am Bikini Bottom's
greatest artiste.

391
00:16:44,365 --> 00:16:48,503
I call this one
Squidward in Repose.

392
00:16:48,569 --> 00:16:51,172
I... don't think
that will fit in

393
00:16:51,239 --> 00:16:54,342
with the other pieces
in my collection.

394
00:16:54,408 --> 00:16:55,443
Why not?

395
00:16:55,510 --> 00:16:57,645
Because it's an art collection.

396
00:16:59,013 --> 00:17:00,148
How about this one?

397
00:17:00,214 --> 00:17:02,950
I call it Bold and Brash.

398
00:17:03,017 --> 00:17:05,319
More like...
Belongs in the Trash.

399
00:17:06,554 --> 00:17:09,457
Sorry, I must have
missed that one.

400
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,462
Maybe I should be...

401
00:17:14,529 --> 00:17:15,496
Huh?

402
00:17:15,563 --> 00:17:16,931
What is that?

403
00:17:18,266 --> 00:17:19,467
Wait, wait.

404
00:17:19,534 --> 00:17:21,035
That's not...

405
00:17:21,102 --> 00:17:22,737
Angelic form.

406
00:17:22,804 --> 00:17:24,972
Amazing detail.

407
00:17:25,039 --> 00:17:27,575
Perfect censorship.

408
00:17:27,642 --> 00:17:31,445
This is the work
of a true genius.

409
00:17:31,512 --> 00:17:32,513
Hello.

410
00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:33,714
What's this?

411
00:17:33,781 --> 00:17:37,151
This is the only flaw.

412
00:17:38,653 --> 00:17:40,721
Ah... that's more like it.

413
00:17:41,923 --> 00:17:45,560
I simply must find
the artist responsible.

414
00:17:45,626 --> 00:17:48,162
He shall have fame.

415
00:17:48,229 --> 00:17:49,230
Fame.

416
00:17:49,297 --> 00:17:50,832
Fortune.

417
00:17:50,898 --> 00:17:52,200
Fortune.

418
00:17:52,266 --> 00:17:55,236
Anything his heart
desires.

419
00:17:55,303 --> 00:17:56,904
Anything?

420
00:17:58,472 --> 00:17:59,407
It's me.

421
00:17:59,473 --> 00:18:00,408
It's me.

422
00:18:00,475 --> 00:18:01,409
I'm responsible.

423
00:18:01,475 --> 00:18:04,111
I can see it now...
your name

424
00:18:04,178 --> 00:18:06,714
in the world's most
prestigious museums.

425
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:10,551
I am going to make
you immortal!

426
00:18:10,618 --> 00:18:12,753
Now, help me get
this in the car.

427
00:18:13,888 --> 00:18:16,490
I could use a little help.

428
00:18:21,963 --> 00:18:23,231
My fame!

429
00:18:23,297 --> 00:18:24,765
My fortune!

430
00:18:24,832 --> 00:18:26,400
My hair!

431
00:18:26,467 --> 00:18:29,270
Well, that's
a bit of bad luck
right there.

432
00:18:29,337 --> 00:18:31,339
But this shouldn't
be a problem

433
00:18:31,405 --> 00:18:33,541
for an artist
of your magnitude.

434
00:18:33,608 --> 00:18:35,309
You can whip up
another one.

435
00:18:35,376 --> 00:18:36,978
Yeah... no problem.

436
00:18:37,044 --> 00:18:39,113
You know,
between you and me

437
00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:41,883
this isn't
my best work.

438
00:18:41,949 --> 00:18:43,885
Why don't you come
back tomorrow

439
00:18:43,951 --> 00:18:45,319
and I'll have
something

440
00:18:45,386 --> 00:18:47,755
that will really
knock your socks off?

441
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:50,524
Between you and me,
I'm not wearing socks.

442
00:18:51,959 --> 00:18:53,261
Yeah, no socks.

443
00:18:53,327 --> 00:18:54,996
That's fine, but...

444
00:18:55,062 --> 00:18:56,530
Okay, see you tomorrow.

445
00:18:56,597 --> 00:18:57,899
Bye.

446
00:18:57,965 --> 00:19:00,401
I've got to find SpongeBob!

447
00:19:00,468 --> 00:19:02,303
SpongeBob.

448
00:19:02,370 --> 00:19:03,371
SpongeBob!

449
00:19:03,437 --> 00:19:04,639
SpongeBob!

450
00:19:04,705 --> 00:19:06,607
Go away,
Squidward.

451
00:19:06,674 --> 00:19:10,211
I don't deserve your kindness.

452
00:19:10,278 --> 00:19:11,646
Hey, cheer up.

453
00:19:11,712 --> 00:19:15,049
I have decided to give you
another chance.

454
00:19:15,116 --> 00:19:17,618
Why, with a great
teacher like me

455
00:19:17,685 --> 00:19:19,320
anything is possible.

456
00:19:19,387 --> 00:19:21,522
Don't look at me,
Squidward.

457
00:19:21,589 --> 00:19:23,958
Don't look
at my shame.

458
00:19:24,025 --> 00:19:27,728
These hands weren't
meant to create.

459
00:19:27,795 --> 00:19:29,697
They only destroy.

460
00:19:29,764 --> 00:19:31,565
I can't look at them.

461
00:19:36,671 --> 00:19:38,239
Oh, come on, SpongeBob.

462
00:19:38,306 --> 00:19:41,676
You've got yourself a pair
of yellow dandies here

463
00:19:41,742 --> 00:19:43,277
and with my help

464
00:19:43,344 --> 00:19:46,914
we'll turn them
into tools of beauty.

465
00:19:46,981 --> 00:19:48,182
Really?

466
00:19:48,249 --> 00:19:49,750
Really.

467
00:19:49,817 --> 00:19:50,751
Really?

468
00:19:50,818 --> 00:19:52,086
Really.

469
00:19:52,153 --> 00:19:53,387
Really?

470
00:19:53,454 --> 00:19:54,388
Really.

471
00:19:54,455 --> 00:19:56,123
Wow.

472
00:19:56,190 --> 00:19:57,825
Really?

473
00:19:59,026 --> 00:20:00,194
Let's go.

474
00:20:00,261 --> 00:20:01,662
Squidward, look!

475
00:20:01,729 --> 00:20:03,497
It's old Bold and Brash.

476
00:20:03,564 --> 00:20:04,699
Give me that.

477
00:20:06,867 --> 00:20:08,369
Okay, SpongeBob.

478
00:20:08,436 --> 00:20:11,105
Just do what
you did before.

479
00:20:12,707 --> 00:20:14,775
I can't.

480
00:20:14,842 --> 00:20:15,676
Wait, wait.

481
00:20:15,743 --> 00:20:16,978
Let me help.

482
00:20:17,044 --> 00:20:19,447
Let's start with
the circle again.

483
00:20:22,316 --> 00:20:24,385
I did it, Squidward.

484
00:20:24,452 --> 00:20:25,586
Huh?

485
00:20:26,721 --> 00:20:28,389
But what about the head

486
00:20:28,456 --> 00:20:30,391
and the erasing, and the...

487
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:32,893
I don't know...
that stuff's not in the book.

488
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,962
Uh...

489
00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:37,331
How about this, huh?

490
00:20:37,398 --> 00:20:38,432
Remember?

491
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:41,769
That's not in
the book either.

492
00:20:41,836 --> 00:20:44,105
Forget about the book!

493
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:49,744
Look at all this
mess, SpongeBob.

494
00:20:49,810 --> 00:20:52,580
What do all these
little bits of paper

495
00:20:52,646 --> 00:20:54,148
make you want to do?

496
00:20:54,215 --> 00:20:55,916
Wait, I know this.

497
00:20:55,983 --> 00:20:58,586
Oh, wait, I think I got it.

498
00:20:58,652 --> 00:20:59,587
There you go.

499
00:20:59,653 --> 00:21:02,056
Yes! Ta-dah!

500
00:21:04,392 --> 00:21:05,659
Okay, SpongeBob.

501
00:21:05,726 --> 00:21:08,396
Let's just move on
to the marble.

502
00:21:08,462 --> 00:21:10,598
First, an artist
must concentrate

503
00:21:10,664 --> 00:21:12,433
and visualize his concept.

504
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,101
Now you've got it.

505
00:21:14,168 --> 00:21:16,170
I've got to embrace the marble.

506
00:21:16,237 --> 00:21:17,171
Right.

507
00:21:17,238 --> 00:21:19,673
I've got to sniff the marble.

508
00:21:19,740 --> 00:21:21,609
Well... okay.

509
00:21:21,675 --> 00:21:24,045
I've got to lick the marble.

510
00:21:25,112 --> 00:21:26,247
Uh...

511
00:21:26,313 --> 00:21:27,948
I've got to wash the marble.

512
00:21:28,015 --> 00:21:29,383
I've got to date the marble.

513
00:21:29,450 --> 00:21:31,819
I've got to be the marble.

514
00:21:31,886 --> 00:21:33,154
I've got it!

515
00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:35,589
I have seen
the sculpture within.

516
00:21:35,656 --> 00:21:36,857
Here you go,
Buddy.

517
00:21:36,924 --> 00:21:41,095
With this tool,
I shall give birth to art.

518
00:21:41,162 --> 00:21:42,396
Oh, boy.

519
00:21:46,467 --> 00:21:47,902
One more thing.

520
00:21:47,968 --> 00:21:49,403
There.

521
00:21:49,470 --> 00:21:50,604
Now it's art.

522
00:21:50,671 --> 00:21:52,940
Well, what do you
think, Squidward?

523
00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:55,142
Just take it all in
for a moment.

524
00:21:55,209 --> 00:21:57,378
Let it soak in.

525
00:22:17,531 --> 00:22:21,235
It looks like the excitement
of my artistic triumph

526
00:22:21,302 --> 00:22:22,770
is too much for Squidward.

527
00:22:22,837 --> 00:22:24,438
Oh, well, back to the dump.

528
00:22:33,147 --> 00:22:34,348
I'm here for the...

529
00:22:34,415 --> 00:22:35,583
What the...

530
00:22:35,649 --> 00:22:38,252
Who's responsible
for this?

531
00:22:38,319 --> 00:22:41,722
As of now, it's
his responsibility.

532
00:22:41,789 --> 00:22:45,025
Good day to you, sir!

533
00:22:48,529 --> 00:22:49,763
You, sir, are

534
00:22:49,830 --> 00:22:51,699
the greatest artist

535
00:22:51,765 --> 00:22:53,300
who ever lived!

536
00:22:56,170 --> 00:23:00,107
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537
00:23:00,174 --> 00:23:02,543
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