1 00:00:09,596 --> 00:00:10,699 Oh! 2 00:00:10,803 --> 00:00:12,803 Pardon me, young lady. 3 00:00:15,872 --> 00:00:17,561 What a fox. 4 00:00:24,734 --> 00:00:27,320 Ooh! 5 00:00:30,285 --> 00:00:33,285 You're all mine, you sweet Krabby Patty. 6 00:00:33,389 --> 00:00:35,251 Ooh, whoo! 7 00:00:41,803 --> 00:00:45,182 Initiating launch sequence. 8 00:00:45,285 --> 00:00:47,975 Krabby Patty, here I come! 9 00:00:48,078 --> 00:00:50,596 Eh, I hope I don't miss again. 10 00:00:52,251 --> 00:00:56,596 Reunited, and it's going to feel so good! 11 00:01:02,458 --> 00:01:04,734 Oh, ho, ho, sweet wampum. 12 00:01:04,837 --> 00:01:08,044 Huh? What's that? 13 00:01:08,147 --> 00:01:09,837 Squidward, where are you? 14 00:01:09,941 --> 00:01:12,699 Shield me with your forehead! 15 00:01:12,803 --> 00:01:14,285 So... 16 00:01:14,389 --> 00:01:19,492 it was just another failed Krabby Patty theft attempt 17 00:01:19,596 --> 00:01:22,734 by my arch-competitor, Plankton. 18 00:01:24,630 --> 00:01:27,354 For a second there, I mistook you for a threat 19 00:01:27,458 --> 00:01:29,768 but you're just a dirty, little man. 20 00:01:29,872 --> 00:01:32,906 So long, shrimp! 21 00:01:35,837 --> 00:01:39,010 Curse you, Mr. Krabs! 22 00:01:40,699 --> 00:01:42,492 Ouch! 23 00:01:46,665 --> 00:01:49,665 So, typical day of failure, I see, huh, darling? 24 00:01:49,768 --> 00:01:51,216 Oh, can it, computer wife. 25 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,147 Can't you see I'm exhausted? 26 00:01:53,251 --> 00:01:55,492 Why don't you go make yourself useful 27 00:01:55,596 --> 00:01:57,768 and synthesize me up some grub? 28 00:01:57,872 --> 00:02:00,285 Yes, Your Majesty. 29 00:02:00,389 --> 00:02:02,872 What do we got here? 30 00:02:04,630 --> 00:02:06,010 Oh, goodie! 31 00:02:06,113 --> 00:02:08,768 Holographic meatloaf again. 32 00:02:08,872 --> 00:02:11,251 When am I going to get some realfood? 33 00:02:11,354 --> 00:02:13,423 Mr. Krabs gets to eat real food. 34 00:02:13,527 --> 00:02:15,251 Just look at his daughter. 35 00:02:15,354 --> 00:02:17,596 She's as big as a whale. 36 00:02:17,699 --> 00:02:21,630 I wish I could be successful like Mr. Krabs. 37 00:02:21,734 --> 00:02:25,251 I wish I could somehow just switch lives with him 38 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:28,872 just to know what it's like. 39 00:02:29,975 --> 00:02:31,458 Then why don't you just use 40 00:02:31,561 --> 00:02:34,872 that Switch-Lives-Just-to-Know- What-It's-Like-O-Macrofier thing 41 00:02:34,975 --> 00:02:36,010 you built last Tuesday? 42 00:02:37,492 --> 00:02:39,285 What a brilliant idea! 43 00:02:39,389 --> 00:02:41,872 Your parents must have been, like 44 00:02:41,975 --> 00:02:43,837 part computer or something. 45 00:02:43,941 --> 00:02:45,389 Ah... 46 00:02:47,699 --> 00:02:48,010 Now, let's see here. 47 00:02:48,113 --> 00:02:49,768 No. 48 00:02:49,872 --> 00:02:50,768 No. 49 00:02:50,872 --> 00:02:51,906 No. 50 00:02:52,010 --> 00:02:53,527 Aha! 51 00:02:53,630 --> 00:02:54,354 Well, I hate to leave you, Karen 52 00:02:54,458 --> 00:02:56,630 but you know what they say: 53 00:02:56,734 --> 00:02:59,768 "a rolling stone gathers no algae." 54 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:08,182 Ah! 55 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,216 Oh, dear Neptune above! 56 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,837 What happened last night? 57 00:03:19,941 --> 00:03:21,872 Huh? 58 00:03:21,975 --> 00:03:23,458 What's this? 59 00:03:25,251 --> 00:03:28,389 "Mr. Plankton"? 60 00:03:30,975 --> 00:03:32,285 Who the davey...? 61 00:03:37,389 --> 00:03:39,320 Huh? I'm in the Krusty Krab. 62 00:03:39,423 --> 00:03:43,320 And that means the life switcher 63 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:44,182 was a success! 64 00:03:44,285 --> 00:03:47,768 The Krusty Krab is mine! 65 00:03:47,872 --> 00:03:49,078 Corporate casual. 66 00:03:49,182 --> 00:03:51,182 Order up! 67 00:03:51,285 --> 00:03:53,389 Two deluxe Krabby Patties. 68 00:03:55,837 --> 00:03:57,044 At last! 69 00:03:59,251 --> 00:04:01,285 There you are, sir. 70 00:04:01,389 --> 00:04:02,458 Two deluxe... 71 00:04:02,561 --> 00:04:04,423 Ahoy, there, Mr. Plankton. 72 00:04:04,527 --> 00:04:06,975 Er, uh, hey, there, uh, Spongebob. 73 00:04:07,078 --> 00:04:09,285 Uh, Spongebob... 74 00:04:09,389 --> 00:04:10,975 Yes, sir? 75 00:04:11,078 --> 00:04:13,872 I'm going to need to take one of these patties 76 00:04:13,975 --> 00:04:16,665 back to my office for, uh... bun inspection. 77 00:04:16,768 --> 00:04:18,078 I'm afraid you can't do that 78 00:04:18,182 --> 00:04:20,044 Mr. Plankton. 79 00:04:20,147 --> 00:04:21,596 But why not? 80 00:04:21,699 --> 00:04:22,975 Because that patty is for the customer, sir. 81 00:04:23,078 --> 00:04:25,389 The customer? 82 00:04:25,492 --> 00:04:27,251 I'll boil the customer in hot oil 83 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:29,665 and I'll rip out his...! 84 00:04:29,768 --> 00:04:33,596 I mean, yes, of course, for the lovely customer. 85 00:04:33,699 --> 00:04:36,423 But you can take these patties, sir. 86 00:04:36,527 --> 00:04:37,837 I made them on the off chance 87 00:04:37,941 --> 00:04:39,044 you decided to instigate 88 00:04:39,147 --> 00:04:41,113 some bun inspection today, Mr. Plankton, sir. 89 00:04:41,216 --> 00:04:44,768 Uh, yes. Uh, very nice. 90 00:04:44,872 --> 00:04:46,113 Um, thanks. 91 00:04:49,285 --> 00:04:50,389 All mine! 92 00:04:50,492 --> 00:04:52,113 It's finally all mine! 93 00:04:52,216 --> 00:04:53,113 The patties... 94 00:04:53,216 --> 00:04:55,113 the wealth... 95 00:04:55,216 --> 00:04:56,389 the notoriety... 96 00:04:56,492 --> 00:04:58,354 the... Spongebob? 97 00:04:58,458 --> 00:04:59,699 What do you want? 98 00:04:59,803 --> 00:05:02,320 Well, it's just that it's Tuesday again, sir 99 00:05:02,423 --> 00:05:04,975 and I was wondering if I could have my... 100 00:05:05,078 --> 00:05:06,561 uh... my, uh... 101 00:05:06,665 --> 00:05:07,975 weekly performance review. 102 00:05:08,078 --> 00:05:10,182 Review? 103 00:05:10,285 --> 00:05:11,768 Oh, yes, please, sir, please! 104 00:05:11,872 --> 00:05:13,665 But I've never reviewed anything... 105 00:05:13,768 --> 00:05:15,906 except for those foreign exercise videos 106 00:05:16,010 --> 00:05:16,906 my cousin sent me. 107 00:05:17,010 --> 00:05:17,906 Oh, please, sir! 108 00:05:18,010 --> 00:05:21,044 I want to make you so happy and proud! 109 00:05:21,147 --> 00:05:23,044 Ah, you're doing fine. 110 00:05:23,147 --> 00:05:24,596 Now leave me to my work. 111 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:26,906 Mmm... 112 00:05:27,010 --> 00:05:28,458 But sir... 113 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:31,734 I thought I sent you away, Cretan! 114 00:05:31,837 --> 00:05:35,699 But sir, there's got to be something I need to improve on. 115 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:37,320 Anything! 116 00:05:37,423 --> 00:05:39,285 All right, the sauce. 117 00:05:40,354 --> 00:05:41,458 Wh... what? 118 00:05:41,561 --> 00:05:42,734 The sauce, I don't know. 119 00:05:42,837 --> 00:05:44,320 You're using too much sauce, okay? 120 00:05:44,423 --> 00:05:45,492 Review's over. 121 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:49,320 What? 122 00:05:51,630 --> 00:05:52,872 What's the matter with you? 123 00:05:52,975 --> 00:05:55,182 All I said was a little too much sauce. 124 00:05:55,285 --> 00:05:56,354 It's no big deal, really. 125 00:05:59,906 --> 00:06:02,216 What do you want from me, a promotion? 126 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,803 A pro... a promot... a promotion? 127 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:07,113 Uh, sure, kid, you're, uh... 128 00:06:07,216 --> 00:06:08,458 you're on register now. 129 00:06:09,941 --> 00:06:10,837 Register? 130 00:06:12,147 --> 00:06:14,216 Glad that's over. 131 00:06:21,734 --> 00:06:25,389 Spongebob, do you remember that little talk we had 132 00:06:25,492 --> 00:06:27,113 about personal space? 133 00:06:27,216 --> 00:06:29,872 It's okay, Squidward, I'm official. Look! 134 00:06:31,561 --> 00:06:33,389 Co-cashier? 135 00:06:33,492 --> 00:06:36,078 So, have you two known each other long? 136 00:06:37,699 --> 00:06:39,837 You can't do this to me, Mr. Plankton! 137 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:42,492 If you think I'm going to stand out there all day 138 00:06:42,596 --> 00:06:43,492 listening to... 139 00:06:47,734 --> 00:06:50,941 then you must have coral wedged in your frontal lobe! 140 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,872 So what do you want me to do about it? 141 00:06:52,975 --> 00:06:56,113 I'd like my view to be a little less yellow 142 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:57,596 if you know what I mean. 143 00:06:58,423 --> 00:07:01,596 Hope you like gray. 144 00:07:01,699 --> 00:07:04,561 Hey, Squidward, I can see you through this little window. 145 00:07:06,389 --> 00:07:08,216 Now, no more intrusions. 146 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:11,837 I'd like to begin writing the memoirs of my success story. 147 00:07:11,941 --> 00:07:13,699 So everyone just stay the... 148 00:07:13,803 --> 00:07:15,044 Daddy! 149 00:07:15,147 --> 00:07:17,941 Daddy! Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! 150 00:07:20,596 --> 00:07:22,216 Just tell Daddy what you want! 151 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:23,389 Daddy! 152 00:07:23,492 --> 00:07:25,216 He's very busy! 153 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:29,941 Could I please have a, um... an advance on my allowance? 154 00:07:30,044 --> 00:07:32,527 If it'll get you out of my antennae. 155 00:07:32,630 --> 00:07:34,251 Go crazy. 156 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:35,906 One dollar! 157 00:07:36,010 --> 00:07:38,147 You hateme! 158 00:07:47,216 --> 00:07:49,113 Ow! 159 00:07:49,216 --> 00:07:50,216 You! 160 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:51,458 Me? 161 00:07:51,561 --> 00:07:53,113 You think this is funny? 162 00:07:53,216 --> 00:07:55,423 In a cosmic sort of way, yes. 163 00:07:55,527 --> 00:07:57,044 Well, Mr. Funny Man 164 00:07:57,147 --> 00:08:00,458 is this how you get your sick kicks? 165 00:08:00,561 --> 00:08:03,113 What? It's just an ordinary Krabby... 166 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:05,113 Oh, my goodness! 167 00:08:05,216 --> 00:08:06,423 Squidward! 168 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:08,596 I tried, Mr. Plankton. 169 00:08:08,699 --> 00:08:09,941 I really did. 170 00:08:10,044 --> 00:08:11,872 Oh, what now? 171 00:08:11,975 --> 00:08:13,527 A customer ordered a medium soda 172 00:08:13,630 --> 00:08:15,078 and I gave him a large. 173 00:08:15,182 --> 00:08:17,630 I gave him a large! 174 00:08:17,734 --> 00:08:20,768 I've soiled the good Krusty Krab name! 175 00:08:20,872 --> 00:08:21,975 Soiled it! Soiled it...! 176 00:08:26,837 --> 00:08:28,423 I command you to stop that. 177 00:08:28,527 --> 00:08:30,147 Stop that, and return to your post! 178 00:08:30,251 --> 00:08:31,182 Soiled it! Soiled it...! 179 00:08:31,285 --> 00:08:33,906 Where's the off button on this thing? 180 00:08:34,010 --> 00:08:37,596 Okay, Daddy, I've decided I'm going to run away. 181 00:08:37,699 --> 00:08:39,630 Run away and find a newdaddy! 182 00:08:39,734 --> 00:08:41,423 Make it stop! 183 00:08:44,492 --> 00:08:45,216 What, did I say the secret word? 184 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:46,285 No, sir. 185 00:08:46,389 --> 00:08:48,837 He's back. 186 00:08:48,941 --> 00:08:51,044 Who's back? What? 187 00:08:51,147 --> 00:08:52,147 What was that? 188 00:08:52,251 --> 00:08:54,941 Man your stations! Red alert! Red alert! 189 00:08:55,044 --> 00:08:57,078 Take cover! 190 00:08:58,596 --> 00:09:00,389 Take cover from what? 191 00:09:00,492 --> 00:09:02,320 He's around here somewhere. 192 00:09:02,423 --> 00:09:03,354 There he goes! 193 00:09:03,458 --> 00:09:05,320 What? Who? Where? 194 00:09:05,423 --> 00:09:07,147 Somebody tell me! 195 00:09:07,251 --> 00:09:08,941 Some say he crawled out 196 00:09:09,044 --> 00:09:11,975 from the lowest trench in the ocean. 197 00:09:12,078 --> 00:09:15,251 He's the saltiest of all of the sea dogs. 198 00:09:15,354 --> 00:09:18,078 He's the most hated creature in Bikini Bottom. 199 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:21,492 And he's finally got a Krabby Patty! 200 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:26,906 Krabs? What the barnacle is going on here? 201 00:09:27,010 --> 00:09:28,872 It's your arch-competitor— Krabs! 202 00:09:28,975 --> 00:09:31,389 His goal in life is to steal a Krabby Patty 203 00:09:31,492 --> 00:09:33,078 and ruin our restaurant. 204 00:09:33,182 --> 00:09:34,527 That's terrible! 205 00:09:34,630 --> 00:09:36,734 Yeah! But the worst part of it is... 206 00:09:38,354 --> 00:09:41,527 Good grief, he's naked! 207 00:09:42,975 --> 00:09:46,354 Clothe me if you can, silly landlubbers! 208 00:09:47,975 --> 00:09:50,113 I'm going to make you eat those words, Krabs! 209 00:09:53,665 --> 00:09:56,906 No shirt, no shoes... no service! 210 00:10:03,734 --> 00:10:05,182 Huh? 211 00:10:05,285 --> 00:10:07,837 Ah, you got me! 212 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,975 Well, at least it's underwire. 213 00:10:10,078 --> 00:10:12,147 Here's your stinking patty! 214 00:10:12,251 --> 00:10:13,596 I don't understand. 215 00:10:13,699 --> 00:10:14,734 Is there a gas leak in here? 216 00:10:14,837 --> 00:10:18,182 Knick-knack, the patty's back. 217 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,285 You did it, Mr. Plankton. 218 00:10:20,389 --> 00:10:22,527 Victory screech! 219 00:10:28,216 --> 00:10:31,768 Enjoy your victory screech, Plankton 220 00:10:31,872 --> 00:10:36,803 because someday the Krabby Patty formula will be mine! 221 00:10:36,906 --> 00:10:38,561 You'll never get this formula 222 00:10:38,665 --> 00:10:40,182 you twisted fiend! 223 00:10:40,285 --> 00:10:41,492 Oh, but I will! 224 00:10:41,596 --> 00:10:44,354 Even if I have to come back tomorrow 225 00:10:44,458 --> 00:10:47,044 and the next day and the next day 226 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,458 and the next day 227 00:10:48,561 --> 00:10:50,630 and the next day and the next day 228 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:53,182 and the next day and the next day 229 00:10:53,285 --> 00:10:55,010 and the next day next day 230 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:57,699 and the next day and the next day 231 00:10:57,803 --> 00:10:58,837 and the next day... 232 00:10:58,941 --> 00:11:00,320 Phone call, Mr. Plankton. 233 00:11:00,423 --> 00:11:02,630 The next day, and the next day 234 00:11:02,734 --> 00:11:05,458 and the next day and the next day... 235 00:11:09,596 --> 00:11:11,768 It's not worth it! 236 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:14,285 It's just not worth it! 237 00:11:14,389 --> 00:11:15,803 Good-bye, everyone. 238 00:11:15,906 --> 00:11:18,458 I'll remember you all in therapy. 239 00:11:21,492 --> 00:11:23,423 Holographic meatloaf... 240 00:11:23,527 --> 00:11:24,596 my favorite! 241 00:11:43,768 --> 00:11:46,389 Ah! Goo Lagoon... 242 00:11:46,492 --> 00:11:48,078 where the sun is hot 243 00:11:48,182 --> 00:11:50,078 and the sunbathers 244 00:11:50,182 --> 00:11:52,285 are oh, so cool. 245 00:11:52,389 --> 00:11:53,354 What a beautiful day. 246 00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:56,113 You said it, pal. 247 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,492 Can you believe that sun? 248 00:11:58,596 --> 00:12:01,182 I could look at it all day. 249 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:02,492 Uh, Patrick? 250 00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:05,216 What? 251 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:06,458 Nothing. 252 00:12:06,561 --> 00:12:07,354 So, how's that tan coming? 253 00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:08,423 I don't know. 254 00:12:08,527 --> 00:12:11,320 Let me check. 255 00:12:11,423 --> 00:12:12,354 Looking good. 256 00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:14,389 How's yours? 257 00:12:14,492 --> 00:12:16,285 Just a minute. 258 00:12:18,803 --> 00:12:23,147 I could have sworn I was laying on my back. 259 00:12:29,492 --> 00:12:31,665 Larry! Larry! 260 00:12:31,768 --> 00:12:33,458 Larry! Larry! 261 00:12:33,561 --> 00:12:37,768 Hey, it's Larry, the lifeguard. 262 00:12:37,872 --> 00:12:40,527 Mr. Lifeguard, can I feel your muscle? 263 00:12:40,630 --> 00:12:42,803 Sure. Don't scratch the paint. 264 00:12:42,906 --> 00:12:45,492 Lifeguard, how's the tubage? 265 00:12:45,596 --> 00:12:47,561 Gnarly, dudes. 266 00:12:47,665 --> 00:12:50,561 All right, yeah! Whoo-hoo! 267 00:12:50,665 --> 00:12:53,389 Lifeguard, can you point out the snack bar? 268 00:12:53,492 --> 00:12:54,803 Right over there. 269 00:12:54,906 --> 00:12:56,285 But you guys are way too old 270 00:12:56,389 --> 00:12:57,699 and unsightly for my beach. 271 00:12:57,803 --> 00:12:59,251 And I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave. 272 00:12:59,354 --> 00:13:01,837 So polite. 273 00:13:01,941 --> 00:13:04,285 Just like we raised him. 274 00:13:04,389 --> 00:13:05,389 What a guy. 275 00:13:05,492 --> 00:13:08,078 Is it any wonder he's so popular? 276 00:13:08,182 --> 00:13:11,734 Just imagine if Iwere a lifeguard. 277 00:13:17,354 --> 00:13:20,837 That would be so cool. 278 00:13:20,941 --> 00:13:23,561 Oh, what do you want to be a lifeguard for? 279 00:13:23,665 --> 00:13:25,389 Nobody really likes those guys. 280 00:13:25,492 --> 00:13:27,458 For he's a jolly, good fellow... 281 00:13:27,561 --> 00:13:29,044 Being a lifeguard is so dumb. 282 00:13:29,147 --> 00:13:32,354 All they do is blow, blow, blow on their stupid whistles 283 00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:35,389 rub, rub, rub that white stuff on their noses 284 00:13:35,492 --> 00:13:39,216 and show off their gross 285 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,768 misshapen bodies. 286 00:13:40,872 --> 00:13:42,803 Dude, put that thing away. 287 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,941 There are, like, children here. 288 00:13:48,872 --> 00:13:50,906 I'm going to the snack bar. 289 00:13:51,010 --> 00:13:53,044 Who needs to be a lifeguard? 290 00:13:53,147 --> 00:13:54,251 I'm cool. 291 00:13:57,665 --> 00:13:59,734 I'm every bit as cool as Larry. 292 00:13:59,837 --> 00:14:02,389 And if I'm not, let me be struck by... 293 00:14:03,872 --> 00:14:06,596 a flying ice cream truck... 294 00:14:08,251 --> 00:14:08,837 and live! 295 00:14:12,699 --> 00:14:14,285 Please, do not land 296 00:14:14,389 --> 00:14:17,596 flying ice cream trucks on the bathers. 297 00:14:17,699 --> 00:14:19,975 Oh... 298 00:14:20,078 --> 00:14:22,216 Spongebob, you okay? 299 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,768 Hey! 300 00:14:24,872 --> 00:14:27,251 I didn't know you were a lifeguard. 301 00:14:27,354 --> 00:14:28,320 Lifeguard? 302 00:14:28,423 --> 00:14:29,285 The nose. 303 00:14:29,941 --> 00:14:32,389 White stuff. 304 00:14:32,492 --> 00:14:34,182 You think I'm a lifeguard? 305 00:14:34,285 --> 00:14:36,630 Sure, there's no hiding the lifeguard look, Spongebob 306 00:14:36,734 --> 00:14:38,665 and you've got it. 307 00:14:38,768 --> 00:14:40,389 You really think so? 308 00:14:40,492 --> 00:14:41,699 You bet, I do. 309 00:14:41,803 --> 00:14:43,803 Say, we're a little shorthanded around here. 310 00:14:43,906 --> 00:14:45,906 How would you like to work the beach? 311 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,147 I'd love it! 312 00:14:48,251 --> 00:14:49,975 All right. 313 00:14:50,078 --> 00:14:51,975 Leave that on the bench, Kahuna. 314 00:14:52,078 --> 00:14:53,734 Hey, Annette, come here. 315 00:14:53,837 --> 00:14:56,216 I want you to meet my buddy, Spongebob. 316 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,285 Hi. 317 00:14:58,389 --> 00:15:01,458 Hey, guy's a lifeguard. 318 00:15:03,492 --> 00:15:05,010 It works. 319 00:15:42,906 --> 00:15:44,010 Whoo-hoo! 320 00:15:44,113 --> 00:15:46,044 That was the greatest, Larry. 321 00:15:46,147 --> 00:15:47,389 Yeah. 322 00:15:47,492 --> 00:15:48,458 Say, how'd you like to take the second shift? 323 00:15:48,561 --> 00:15:51,078 By myself? 324 00:15:51,182 --> 00:15:52,596 Only if you think you're ready. 325 00:15:52,699 --> 00:15:53,665 I'm not just ready. 326 00:15:53,768 --> 00:15:56,216 I'm Ready Freddie. 327 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,010 It's Larry. 328 00:15:57,113 --> 00:15:59,182 Well, I guess I'll just... 329 00:15:59,285 --> 00:16:00,320 Help! Help! 330 00:16:00,423 --> 00:16:00,906 Help! 331 00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:02,734 Help! help! 332 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:05,251 We've got a sinker. 333 00:16:05,354 --> 00:16:07,320 Spongebob, let me take this. 334 00:16:07,423 --> 00:16:09,665 I haven't seen any action all day. 335 00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:11,010 Action? 336 00:16:23,251 --> 00:16:25,354 Please, help. Please, help. 337 00:16:36,561 --> 00:16:38,941 Breathe, darn you! 338 00:16:47,113 --> 00:16:49,078 That's the last time I read and swim. 339 00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:50,837 You saved my life. 340 00:16:50,941 --> 00:16:53,182 Don't mention it. It's all part of the job. 341 00:16:53,285 --> 00:16:55,182 You know, Spongebob, the babes 342 00:16:55,285 --> 00:16:57,113 and the big chair are great 343 00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:59,458 but the best part is knowing you're the only thing 344 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,699 that stands between these good people... 345 00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,596 Go, go, go, go, go... 346 00:17:03,699 --> 00:17:05,941 and a watery grave. 347 00:17:06,044 --> 00:17:07,975 And that's what it's all about. 348 00:17:08,078 --> 00:17:10,251 Their lives are in your hands now 349 00:17:10,354 --> 00:17:12,596 'cause I got a date with a tanning booth. 350 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,734 See you. 351 00:17:15,010 --> 00:17:16,699 But I... 352 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:19,837 can't swim. 353 00:17:19,941 --> 00:17:23,044 Oh, if I'd known being a lifeguard meant 354 00:17:23,147 --> 00:17:26,941 guarding their lives, I would never have said yes. 355 00:17:27,044 --> 00:17:28,837 Maybe nothing will go wrong. 356 00:17:28,941 --> 00:17:30,354 Then when Larry comes back 357 00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,423 I'll tell him I'm not interested. 358 00:17:32,527 --> 00:17:34,458 Besides, what's the worst that could happen? 359 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,803 Emergency! Everybody out of the water. 360 00:17:42,906 --> 00:17:45,423 Hurry! Emergency! Out of the water. 361 00:17:45,527 --> 00:17:47,147 Emergency! 362 00:17:47,251 --> 00:17:48,803 What's going on, lifeguard? 363 00:17:48,906 --> 00:17:50,803 What's the big emergency? 364 00:17:50,906 --> 00:17:53,389 Uh... there are sharks in there. 365 00:17:53,492 --> 00:17:55,872 Hey, that's my family you're talking about. 366 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,147 A... sea monster! 367 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:03,182 You know, we sea monsters have made great strides 368 00:18:03,285 --> 00:18:05,837 in the fields of science and literature. 369 00:18:07,768 --> 00:18:09,251 Uh... somebody went? 370 00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:11,423 It's a big lagoon, dude. 371 00:18:11,527 --> 00:18:12,423 Disgusting! 372 00:18:12,527 --> 00:18:13,906 No, don't go! 373 00:18:31,768 --> 00:18:34,665 Free ice cream! 374 00:18:35,768 --> 00:18:37,113 Plenty for everybody. 375 00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:39,078 One for you, one for you... 376 00:18:39,182 --> 00:18:40,285 Okay, everybody got one? 377 00:18:40,389 --> 00:18:41,527 Mmm, yeah! 378 00:18:41,630 --> 00:18:42,182 Mmm... 379 00:18:44,044 --> 00:18:47,216 Aha, now I got you. 380 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:50,216 Now, you all have to wait one hour before you go swimming. 381 00:18:51,354 --> 00:18:54,113 But just so you're not tempted. 382 00:19:03,734 --> 00:19:05,527 Ladies and gentlemen 383 00:19:05,630 --> 00:19:07,665 the lagoon is closed. 384 00:19:07,768 --> 00:19:09,561 We like Larry better. 385 00:19:09,665 --> 00:19:14,354 Does Larry ever give you free ice cream? 386 00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:15,251 Ice cream! 387 00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:18,527 Did somebody say, "ice cream?" 388 00:19:18,630 --> 00:19:19,113 Where is it? 389 00:19:19,216 --> 00:19:20,803 Is it here? 390 00:19:20,906 --> 00:19:22,216 Huh? 391 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,389 Ice cream! Yay! 392 00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:30,803 Cramp! 393 00:19:32,734 --> 00:19:33,975 Oh! 394 00:19:35,872 --> 00:19:37,837 Holy cow! 395 00:19:37,941 --> 00:19:39,768 Somebody's drowning! 396 00:19:39,872 --> 00:19:41,078 Oh, no, that's not possible. 397 00:19:41,182 --> 00:19:42,768 The lagoon is closed. 398 00:19:42,872 --> 00:19:45,182 Dude, get your butt in the water. 399 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,975 If there was anyone in there, we'd hear them. 400 00:19:48,078 --> 00:19:49,251 Help, help! 401 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,389 I can't swim! 402 00:19:51,492 --> 00:19:54,044 Somebody would be screaming that they're drowning... 403 00:19:54,147 --> 00:19:55,527 I'm drowning! I'm drowning! 404 00:19:56,734 --> 00:19:58,837 They would have to have crossed the line. 405 00:19:58,941 --> 00:20:00,872 I'm drowning 'cause I crossed the line. 406 00:20:00,975 --> 00:20:02,527 Okay, I'll take a look... 407 00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:05,872 but just to prove to you that... Patrick isn't drowning! 408 00:20:05,975 --> 00:20:07,872 Can't swim! 409 00:20:07,975 --> 00:20:11,630 Butt hurts. 410 00:20:11,734 --> 00:20:13,251 Ice cream. 411 00:20:13,354 --> 00:20:14,975 Hold on, Patrick. 412 00:20:15,078 --> 00:20:16,872 I'm coming. 413 00:20:19,837 --> 00:20:21,596 Help, help! 414 00:20:21,699 --> 00:20:22,734 Don't move. 415 00:20:22,837 --> 00:20:24,699 Catch this. 416 00:20:28,492 --> 00:20:31,147 Quit fooling around, man. Get in the water. 417 00:20:31,251 --> 00:20:33,285 Help, help! 418 00:20:33,389 --> 00:20:35,113 Oh, what am I going to do? Got to think. 419 00:20:35,216 --> 00:20:37,113 Got to think. Got to run around and think. 420 00:20:37,216 --> 00:20:39,216 Got to run around and think at the same time. 421 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,561 Got to think, got to have a plan. 422 00:20:40,665 --> 00:20:42,423 Got to think, think, think. I've got it! 423 00:20:42,527 --> 00:20:45,285 Patrick can't drown if there isn't any water. 424 00:20:52,665 --> 00:20:55,251 Well, you're safe now, Patrick. 425 00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:57,389 Help, I'm drowning, I've got butt cramps 426 00:20:57,492 --> 00:20:59,251 I want ice cream and now it's dark. 427 00:21:05,803 --> 00:21:06,803 Help, help! Help me, I'm drowning. 428 00:21:06,906 --> 00:21:09,906 Help. 429 00:21:10,010 --> 00:21:11,906 To us. 430 00:21:12,010 --> 00:21:14,113 Oh! 431 00:21:14,216 --> 00:21:16,837 Sorry. Here's your hot dog. 432 00:21:16,941 --> 00:21:18,768 Okay, Patrick, here I come. 433 00:21:18,872 --> 00:21:19,941 Oh. 434 00:21:20,044 --> 00:21:20,906 Come, come 'round Pat. 435 00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:22,458 Here I am. 436 00:21:22,561 --> 00:21:24,216 Pat, Pat, no. Uncle, hold it, Pat, Pat, stop. 437 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,527 No, Pat, stop. 438 00:21:26,630 --> 00:21:27,941 Stop, stop! 439 00:21:28,044 --> 00:21:29,837 Oh. Sorry. 440 00:21:31,147 --> 00:21:32,389 Help! Help! 441 00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:36,113 Save me, can't swim. 442 00:21:36,216 --> 00:21:38,492 Patrick, don't. 443 00:21:38,596 --> 00:21:40,768 Help. 444 00:21:40,872 --> 00:21:42,768 Help, help, help... 445 00:21:42,872 --> 00:21:44,113 Help! 446 00:21:44,216 --> 00:21:46,423 Help us. We're drowning! 447 00:21:47,251 --> 00:21:49,251 I wonder what's showing 448 00:21:49,354 --> 00:21:51,010 at the movie theater right about now. 449 00:21:51,113 --> 00:21:52,941 Good-bye, Patrick. 450 00:21:53,044 --> 00:21:55,285 Good-bye, ice cream. 451 00:21:55,389 --> 00:21:57,078 Help, can't swim.Help, can't swim. 452 00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:57,941 Oh, no. Oh, no. 453 00:21:58,044 --> 00:22:01,699 Spongebob? 454 00:22:01,803 --> 00:22:03,044 Yes, Larry? 455 00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:05,492 You're not a lifeguard, are you? 456 00:22:05,596 --> 00:22:06,699 No, Larry. 457 00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:08,630 Let's go, guys. 458 00:22:09,941 --> 00:22:11,044 Very good. 459 00:22:11,147 --> 00:22:12,147 You fellows are learning fast. 460 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,320 Ow! 461 00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:19,320 Butt cramps! Butt cramps! 462 00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:26,320 And I still don't have my ice cream. 463 00:22:26,423 --> 00:22:30,423 and NICKELODEON 464 00:22:48,699 --> 00:22:51,803 Captioned by The Caption Center Educational Foundation]