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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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and NICKELODEON]

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And there's that and here we go.

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Wey, wook,
it's Windward.

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What?

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Windward's wolling
to work.

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Where does he work?
Wat the Wusty Wab?

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What's that supposed to be,
some kind of stupid secret code?

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We can't tell you

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'cause you're not
a member of the club.

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Oh, yeah?

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What does it take
to be a member

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besides being a moron?

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Moron...

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as a requirement.

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Sorry, Squidward,
but you couldn't get in

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even if you tried.

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Well, I'll have you know
that I am a member

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of over 20 different
exclusive clubs

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all across the sea bottom.

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What did he say?

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I don't know.

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Something about his nose.

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Squidward, you
and your nose will
definitely not fit in.

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Oh, what do you two zeros know
about fitting in?

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You should be
begging me to join.

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Stop! No, no, no!

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Stop. Stop, Squidward.

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You can't join. Can't join.

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You can't get in.

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Well, this is stupid.

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There's no room up here.

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That's what we've been
trying to tell you.

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We've been stuck up
here for three days.

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We told you
you wouldn't fit in.

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Well, since you're here,
Squidward

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we'll give you
the new member
initiation.

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Are you ready, Patrick?

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Ready.

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Shut your half-wit
pie holes!

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I do not now nor will I ever

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want to be a member
of your stupid club.

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Make a wish, honey.

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Woo-woo-woo! Woo-hoo!

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Again! Again! Again!

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This didn't just happen.

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Please, tell me
that didn't happen.

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What happened?

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Where are we? We're lost!
There's no way out.

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Stuck in the middle of nowhere
with Spongebob and Patrick!

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Oh, why must every 11 minutes
of my life

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be filled with misery? Why?

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Oh, cheer up, Squid.
It could be worse.

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Yeah, you could
be bald and have
a big nose.

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Well, this is the end.

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No, it's not, Squidward.

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It's not?

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Come on, guys.

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We're going to be fine
as long as we stick together.

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Remember, we're a club.

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And besides, we have this.

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What's that?

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Oh, the magic conch shell.

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Ask it something!
Ask it something!

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Magic conch shell,
will I ever get married?

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Maybe someday.

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You've got
to be kidding!

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That is just
a stupid toy.

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How can that possibly help us?

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Squidward, we must never
question the wisdom

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of the magic conch.

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The club always takes
its advice

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before we do anything.

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The shell knows all.

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Oh, magic conch shell

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what do we need to do
to get out of the kelp forest?

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Nothing.

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The shell has spoken!

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Nothing? We can't just sit here
and do nothing.

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I can't believe
you two are going

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to take advice
from a toy.

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All right, all right.
I don't need your help.

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I am going to find my way
back to sanity.

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But don't you two sad clowns
come crying to me

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when your circus tent
comes crashing down.

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Sad clown.

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Sad... clown.

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What was that?

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I was already here!

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Which way do I go?

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Oh, I'm lost!

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Oh, I'm hopelessly lost!

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I'll never get out of here!

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Huh?

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I'm free!

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Take that,
Spongebob and Patrick!

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Huh?

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Oh...

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There's no way out of here.

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How's it going over there
at Club Shell for Brains?

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Mm-mm-mm. I am hungry.

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I wonder what's on the menu
for Club Squidward tonight.

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Ah.

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Smell good, Spongebob?

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You haven't eaten
in days...

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What about you, Patrick?

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A big boy's
got to eat.

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Well, you can't have any.

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And do you know why,
Spongebob?

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Because your club president
is a shell.

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If you had listened to me

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you'd have food, shelter
and a roaring fire

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but instead you listened
to a talking clam

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that tells you nothing.

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'Cause the answers
to all your problems

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will fall right out of the sky.

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Fall right out
of the sky.

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Dude, we're falling
right out of the sky!

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We got to drop
the load!

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Praise the magic conch!

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Mm, mm.

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Hey, Spongebob,
that sure is

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a lot of food
you got there.

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It's a gift
from the magic conch.

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Everything sure
looks delicious.

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Ooh, smoked sausages,
my favorite.

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Uh, hey, Spongebob

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you know I was just
kidding around earlier.

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I mean, I'm still part
of the club, right?

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And after all, the club
got to stick together.

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I mean, you know...

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Squidward.

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Yes?

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Once a member, always a member.

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To the club!

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Yeah.

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Now, if you'll excuse me.

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What shall I eat first

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the spaghetti, the turkey,
the soup, the canned meat?

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Why don't you ask
the magic conch, Squidward?

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Oh, yeah, like that'll happen.

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Right after I consult
the magic toenail.

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Squidward,
are you questioning

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the authority
of the magic conch?

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The conch is the one
who gave us this banquet.

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This copyrighted conch
is the cornerstone

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of our organization.

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Maybe he's not a brother.

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You guys have it
all wrong.

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I love this piece
of plastic.

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Hello, there.

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Magic conch, I was wondering

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should I have the spaghetti
or the turkey?

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Neither.

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Oh. Then how about the soup?

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I don't think so.

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Can I have anything to eat?

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No.

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No? What do you mean no?

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I'm starving here!

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Here, let me try.

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Magic conch, could Squidward
have some of this

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yummy, delicious,
super-terrific sandwich?

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No.

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Hmm. Could I have this

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yummy, delicious,
super terrific sandwich?

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Yes.

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All right!

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Sorry, Squidward.

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Give me that!

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Could I have something to eat?

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No.

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Could I have something to eat?

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No.

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Could I have something to eat?

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No.

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Can't you say anything else
but no?

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Try asking again.

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Can I have something to eat?

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No.

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Squidward, are you all right?

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Maybe we should ask
the shell if he's okay.

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Hello, anyone there?
Hello? Hello?

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Do you folks need some help?

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I'm saved!

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You don't know how happy
I am to see you.

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I've been stranded
out here for weeks

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with these two
barnacle-heads

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and their magic
conch shell.

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Magic conch shell?

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You mean like this?

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Magic conch! A club member!

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My conch told me
to come save you guys.

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Hooray for the magic conches!

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All right, magic conch,
what do we do now?

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Nothing.

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All hail the magic conch!

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All hail the magic conch!

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Ah... springtime
in Bikini Bottom.

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All sea creatures

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have an innate sense
of the seasonal changes.

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Like the starfish.

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A quick survey
of his environment

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and he knows that...

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It's spring!

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The starfish then sheds
his winter coat

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and stores it away
safe for winter.

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I better call the doctor

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'cause I've got spring fever!

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Good morning, little flowers.

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Good morning, Squidward.

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Isn't it a lovely day?

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Huh.

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Did you say hello
to the flowers yet?

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Good morning, flowers.

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Gosh, I didn't know Squidward
had hay fever.

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I'll do him a kindness

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and planet
some hypoallergenic flowers.

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You're on your way.

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I bet you're thirsty.

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I'm not taking my eyes off you.

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Hey, Spongebob.

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Hi, Patrick.

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How does this keep happening?

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Hi.

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She's beautiful.

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Wow...

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What a magnificent sea horse.

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I shall tame her.

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Who knows
what we can accomplish!

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"Because of her
mysterious behavior

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I have decided
to name her Mystery."

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Hmm, now that I think about it

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she's also very graceful
and majestic.

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Perhaps I should name her
Grace or Majesty

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or Debbie.

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She must have spotted
my floral bookmark.

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She's coming this way.

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That's a girl.

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Don't be afraid.

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I'm just a talking sponge
is all.

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Gosh, Mystery

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that was the greatest day
of my life.

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Do you think
we'll be friends forever?

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I'll take that as a "yes."

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What the...?

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Hey, Squidward, still riding
to work on the machine I see.

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Don't say anything, Squidward.

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Remember your karma.

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Whoa, girl.

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Now, you wait out here
until I'm done with work.

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See you at the
end of my shift.

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Hey, look, Mr. Krabs
put in a kiddy ride.

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Why don't you
try it out?

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I can't find
the coin slot.

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Here it is.

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Yee-ah! Help!

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Kiddie ride
on the loose!

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What's with all the ruckus?

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A monster...

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scaring away
me customers.

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That's not a monster,
Mr. Krabs.

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It's a horse.

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She's my friend.

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Her name is Mystery.

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You're a mystery,
Spongebob.

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Get rid of it.

268
00:16:17,837 --> 00:16:20,355
Huh? Please,
Mr. Krabs,
let her stay.

269
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:22,596
She won't hurt
nobody no how.

270
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,148
It's either you or Mystery.

271
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:28,493
I knew I should have named her
Debbie.

272
00:16:30,596 --> 00:16:31,734
Spongebob, thanks

273
00:16:31,837 --> 00:16:33,424
for finally
getting rid of that horse.

274
00:16:33,527 --> 00:16:35,424
You're welcome, Mr. Krabs.

275
00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:38,527
Now if we could just get rid
of Squidward.

276
00:16:39,975 --> 00:16:42,251
Good one, sir.

277
00:16:42,355 --> 00:16:44,424
Ha! It worked, girl.

278
00:16:44,527 --> 00:16:45,665
I'll just keep
you back here

279
00:16:45,768 --> 00:16:47,527
until Patrick finishes
that stable

280
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:49,286
I asked him to build.

281
00:16:50,631 --> 00:16:53,527
Only eight more hours.

282
00:16:57,631 --> 00:16:58,424
No, Mystery.

283
00:16:58,527 --> 00:16:59,906
You can't
come out yet.

284
00:17:00,010 --> 00:17:02,113
If old man
Krabs sees you

285
00:17:02,217 --> 00:17:03,596
I'll lose my job.

286
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:04,389
Wait a sec.

287
00:17:04,493 --> 00:17:05,527
I'll bet you're hungry.

288
00:17:05,631 --> 00:17:06,596
How about some lunch?

289
00:17:14,803 --> 00:17:16,837
Shh, girl, you got
to be quiet, or...

290
00:17:16,941 --> 00:17:18,734
Spongebob, what was that?

291
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:20,251
Is that horse in here?

292
00:17:20,355 --> 00:17:21,493
No, Mr. Krabs.

293
00:17:21,596 --> 00:17:24,700
I was just doing my imitation
of Mystery.

294
00:17:25,803 --> 00:17:27,906
Well, keep working on it.

295
00:17:28,010 --> 00:17:30,458
That was terrible.

296
00:17:30,562 --> 00:17:31,665
That was close.

297
00:17:31,768 --> 00:17:34,665
And from now on
no more high jinks.

298
00:17:34,768 --> 00:17:36,596
Order up!

299
00:17:42,872 --> 00:17:44,562
Spongebob, where's my order?

300
00:17:44,665 --> 00:17:45,906
Did you look under the tray?

301
00:17:46,010 --> 00:17:48,389
Oh, no I didn't. Sorry.

302
00:17:48,493 --> 00:17:51,803
Spongebob, could you just
get my order?

303
00:17:51,906 --> 00:17:53,562
They vanished.

304
00:17:53,665 --> 00:17:57,458
Squidward, do you think
the Krusty Krab is haunted?

305
00:17:57,562 --> 00:17:59,562
What if they come for me next?

306
00:17:59,665 --> 00:18:01,286
I got to get
out of here!

307
00:18:01,389 --> 00:18:01,975
Spongebob...

308
00:18:02,079 --> 00:18:03,562
there's no ghosts.

309
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:04,493
Oh.

310
00:18:04,596 --> 00:18:06,044
In case you've forgotten

311
00:18:06,148 --> 00:18:07,872
here's how things work.

312
00:18:07,975 --> 00:18:10,665
I order the food.

313
00:18:10,768 --> 00:18:12,182
You cook the food.

314
00:18:12,286 --> 00:18:14,562
Then the customer
gets the food.

315
00:18:14,665 --> 00:18:15,941
We do that
for 40 years

316
00:18:16,044 --> 00:18:17,079
and then we die.

317
00:18:17,182 --> 00:18:19,320
Sounds like a pretty
good deal to me.

318
00:18:19,424 --> 00:18:20,251
What do you say?

319
00:18:21,217 --> 00:18:22,665
Yeah, I hear you,
Squidward.

320
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:23,906
I'll be right back.

321
00:18:24,010 --> 00:18:24,803
What's that?

322
00:18:24,906 --> 00:18:26,079
Don't tell Mr. Krabs.

323
00:18:26,182 --> 00:18:27,734
I've got it all under control.

324
00:18:27,837 --> 00:18:29,872
Now then, you were saying?

325
00:18:30,803 --> 00:18:32,389
Just get my order.

326
00:18:32,493 --> 00:18:34,320
You got it, Squidward.

327
00:18:35,768 --> 00:18:37,010
Ghosts.

328
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:40,217
Mystery, you ate my hat.

329
00:18:41,182 --> 00:18:43,251
Mystery,
you ate my spatula!

330
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:45,700
You ate all the Krabby patties.

331
00:18:45,803 --> 00:18:47,389
You ate the stove!

332
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:49,182
You ate old man Jankins.

333
00:18:49,286 --> 00:18:51,906
I don't want to be a burden.

334
00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:57,734
Folks, we have a minor situation
going on in the kitchen.

335
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,527
Where's our food?

336
00:18:59,631 --> 00:19:00,803
I'm so hungry.

337
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:02,975
This is my
only lunch hour.

338
00:19:03,079 --> 00:19:05,320
Where's
old man Jankins?

339
00:19:05,424 --> 00:19:06,251
Take it easy.

340
00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:08,079
The food's no good here anyway.

341
00:19:08,182 --> 00:19:10,320
Squidward,
what's going on in here?

342
00:19:10,424 --> 00:19:12,837
Why don't you go
ask Cowbob Ranch Pans

343
00:19:12,941 --> 00:19:15,389
and his faithful
companion Sir
Eats-a-lot.

344
00:19:15,493 --> 00:19:19,596
Spongebob, what's the meaning
of all these nicknames?

345
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,424
David H. Jones!

346
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:24,389
Mystery got a bellyache
from eating Krabby patties

347
00:19:24,493 --> 00:19:26,665
so I made her a
bicarbonate of soda.

348
00:19:28,113 --> 00:19:30,079
What did I miss?

349
00:19:33,975 --> 00:19:35,562
So, my eyes arecorrect!

350
00:19:35,665 --> 00:19:38,631
You still have that horse after
I ordered you to get rid of it!

351
00:19:38,734 --> 00:19:42,079
Well, now, I'm going to get rid
of it once and for all.

352
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:45,768
No, Mr. Krabs, please don't
make me give up Mystery!

353
00:19:45,872 --> 00:19:48,010
I know you think
she's just a horse

354
00:19:48,113 --> 00:19:50,872
but she's more than that,
I tell you.

355
00:19:50,975 --> 00:19:52,389
She listens to me.

356
00:19:52,493 --> 00:19:55,975
She understands everything
I say and I understand her.

357
00:19:56,079 --> 00:19:57,665
She's my best friend.

358
00:20:00,148 --> 00:20:02,113
Hey, who left this bowl
of onions here?

359
00:20:02,217 --> 00:20:05,768
Spongebob, your story
has touched me heart.

360
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,700
Believe it or not,
I know what's it like

361
00:20:08,803 --> 00:20:10,665
to give up a best friend.

362
00:20:10,768 --> 00:20:12,458
You do?

363
00:20:12,562 --> 00:20:14,631
I was five years old

364
00:20:14,734 --> 00:20:18,010
and me father gave me a dollar.

365
00:20:18,113 --> 00:20:20,631
I loved that dollar.

366
00:20:20,734 --> 00:20:22,562
Loved it like a brother.

367
00:20:22,665 --> 00:20:25,527
Me and that dollar
went everywhere together.

368
00:20:25,631 --> 00:20:28,182
What happened to the dollar,
Mr. Krabs?

369
00:20:28,286 --> 00:20:31,941
And one day at the beach

370
00:20:32,044 --> 00:20:34,182
it was so hot

371
00:20:34,286 --> 00:20:37,458
and I was so thirsty.

372
00:20:37,562 --> 00:20:42,458
I spent it on a soda.

373
00:20:42,562 --> 00:20:46,355
My best friend.

374
00:20:49,906 --> 00:20:51,079
Would you get out of here?

375
00:20:51,182 --> 00:20:52,251
The point is, son

376
00:20:52,355 --> 00:20:54,734
sometimes you have
to set things free

377
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,389
even though it's hard.

378
00:20:56,493 --> 00:20:57,286
Look at her.

379
00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:59,734
She misses
the great outdoors.

380
00:20:59,837 --> 00:21:01,182
The wide open spaces

381
00:21:01,286 --> 00:21:03,217
the rolling
green pastures.

382
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:07,596
The kitchen is no place
for a live horse.

383
00:21:08,906 --> 00:21:11,906
All right, Mr. Krabs,
I understand.

384
00:21:18,941 --> 00:21:19,975
Hey!

385
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:23,113
Okay, girl,
you're free to go.

386
00:21:23,217 --> 00:21:26,010
I can't keep
you anymore.

387
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:31,665
I know it's hard for
you to understand

388
00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:33,527
but Mr. Krabs is right.

389
00:21:33,631 --> 00:21:34,975
You belong in the wild.

390
00:21:35,079 --> 00:21:37,872
Well, what are
you waiting for?

391
00:21:37,975 --> 00:21:41,665
Can't you see I don't
want you anymore?

392
00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:46,872
Just get out of here,
you stupid, dumb animal!

393
00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:53,837
Well, she's gone

394
00:21:53,941 --> 00:21:56,389
and I'll never see her again.

395
00:21:56,493 --> 00:21:57,286
It's okay, son.

396
00:21:57,389 --> 00:21:59,665
You did the proper thing.

397
00:21:59,768 --> 00:22:01,148
She's free now

398
00:22:01,251 --> 00:22:03,837
and we have no
right to separate
that wild animal

399
00:22:03,941 --> 00:22:05,837
from its natural habitat.

400
00:22:05,941 --> 00:22:07,182
Hey, Mr. Krabs.

401
00:22:07,286 --> 00:22:12,251
Looks like ol' Mystery
had an after-dinner salad.

402
00:22:13,768 --> 00:22:15,872
Get that horse!

403
00:22:15,975 --> 00:22:17,044
Mystery...

404
00:22:17,148 --> 00:22:18,493
Come back!

405
00:22:18,596 --> 00:22:19,251
Mystery...

406
00:22:19,355 --> 00:22:21,251
Mystery, come back here!

407
00:22:54,837 --> 00:22:58,665
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