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Here you go, sir.

2
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A King Size
Ultra Krabby Supreme
with the works

3
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double batter-fried
on a stick.

4
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Thanks!

5
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Barnacle head.

6
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Pardon me?

7
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You forgot
your mayonnaise.

8
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Thanks.

9
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Look at them eating
that garbage.

10
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It's disgusting.

11
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They're sickening.

12
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I hate Krabby Patties.

13
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Good one, Squidward!

14
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Good what?

15
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Like you don't know.

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Saying "I hate Krabby Patties."

17
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That's hilarious!

18
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Everyone loves Krabby Patties.

19
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Yeah, well, not me.

20
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You're good at that.

21
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Hey, everyone!

22
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Squid says he doesn't
like Krabby Patties. Ha!

23
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Good one, Squidward!

24
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Don't encourage them!

25
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They'll never leave.

26
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Sorry, Squidward.

27
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It's just so funny.

28
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You know what we say:

29
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The only people
who don't like a Krabby Patty

30
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have never tasted one.

31
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That's me.

32
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Never had one, never will.

33
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What?

34
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What?

35
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What did you say?

36
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I've never had a Krabby Patty

37
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and never will.

38
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I'm sorry... I don't...

39
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I've never had a Krabby Patty.

40
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Those words!

41
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Is it possible to use them

42
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in a sentence
together like that?

43
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I've never had a Krabby Patty!
I've never had a Krabby Patty!
I've never had a Krabby Patty!

44
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Never had a Krabby Patty?

45
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Well, you've gotta have one
right now!

46
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No wonder you're
always so miserable!

47
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Here, try this!

48
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Get that garbage
outta my face!

49
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If you try it,
you'll love it!

50
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Try one of those radioactive
sludge balls you call food?

51
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Next I suppose you'll want me to
go square-dancing with Patrick.

52
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Sorry, Patrick.

53
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Come on, you're gonna...

54
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No.

55
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Open up the tunnel.

56
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Here comes the train.

57
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Choo-choo...

58
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No!

59
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Whoop! What's that
in your ear?

60
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Quit it.

61
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Come on, open wide!

62
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SpongeBob,
if I were trapped

63
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at the bottom of a
well for three years

64
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with nothing to eat
but that Krabby Patty

65
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I'd eat
my own legs first!

66
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And not just
the extra ones.

67
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But it's good for you!

68
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Good for you?

69
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That thing is a heart attack
on a bun!

70
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No, Squidward, I meant...
good for your soul.

71
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Oh, puh-leez! I have no soul.

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Okay, just half.

73
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No.

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A quarter?

75
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No.

76
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One bite?

77
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Just smell it.

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If I didn't want it
out there

79
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what makes you think
I'd find it

80
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more appealing
in here?

81
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Come on, Squidward.

82
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No.

83
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One bite.

84
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No.

85
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You won't be sorry.

86
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No!

87
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It's delicious...

88
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SpongeBob, how long are you
prepared to keep this up?

89
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Give me that!

90
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When I die... you stay
away from my funeral.

91
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Ohh... do I really...

92
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Ah...

93
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Ooh...

94
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...

95
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Why... this Krabby Patty
may be the most...

96
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Horrible!

97
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Putrid!

98
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Poorly prepared!
Vile!

99
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Unappetizing!

100
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Disgusting excuse
for a sandwich

101
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it has ever been
my displeasure

102
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to have slither
down my throat!

103
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But..

104
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And I curse
this Krabby Patty

105
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and all who enjoy them
to an early

106
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and well-deserved
grave!

107
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Get it?

108
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But it doesn't
make any sense

109
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The Krabby Patty
is an absolute good.

110
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Nobody is immune
to its tasty charms.

111
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Nobody but me.

112
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Are you sure?

113
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Does this look unsure
to you?

114
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No.

115
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Good!

116
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Now go spread the word.

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Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!

118
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Ah...

119
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Still alive!

120
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Oh, so delicious!

121
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Oh...! The wasted years!

122
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I got to have more.
I got to have more!

123
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But wait!

124
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After that
performance

125
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he'd never let me
live it down!

126
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I gotta sneak one, just one...

127
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then I'm off the stuff for good!

128
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I didn't think it was possible

129
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but I guess some people
just don't like Krabby Patties!

130
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Uh, SpongeBob?

131
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Yes, Squidward?

132
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I need a Triple Krabby Supreme
on a kelp bun

133
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with extra sea pickle and,
and burn it to a crisp, okay?

134
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Coming right up!

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Listen, Squidward.

136
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I want to apologize
for before.

137
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I was only trying
to make you happy.

138
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but now
I've learned

139
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there's room for
all kinds of people...

140
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and they don't
all have to like
the same things.

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Don't go.

142
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While I strongly
disagree

143
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with your decision,
I accept it.

144
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You know, it's not often
I get to make one like this.

145
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I want to see the look
on their face

146
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when they take
that first bite.

147
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Triple Krabby Supreme!

148
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Triple Krabby Supreme!

149
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Did somebody order
a Triple Krabby Supreme?

150
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Huh? They must have left.

151
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Well, uh, why don't you
just uh, leave it out here

152
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in case they come back.

153
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Nope, a patty this special
should be eaten fresh

154
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and... well... I haven't
had one of these babies

155
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in over 20 minutes so...

156
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Well, whoever they were,
they had great taste!

157
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Mm, mm-hmm-hmm,
mm-hmm-hmm-hmm...

158
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Ah, they don't know
what they're missing.

159
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Well, back to work.

160
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What do I have to do?

161
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Eat one out of the garbage?

162
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I wish I could eat this,
but I'm so darn full.

163
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Oh well.

164
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I had to say garbage...
but okay!

165
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Bleah...

166
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Oh no, what's this
doing here?

167
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This patty should
be cremated!

168
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I know you didn't
like him

169
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but it means so much
that you came.

170
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Honey?

171
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What? Oh...

172
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I have got to get my hands
on a Krabby Patty!

173
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And no one's going to stop me.

174
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There it is...

175
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Holy shrimp!

176
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I don't know where to start.

177
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All that matters is that

178
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it's just you... and me...
and nobody...

179
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Squidward?

180
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Is that you?

181
00:08:31,060 --> 00:08:32,129
SpongeBob?

182
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Uh, uh, uh...
what are you doing here?

183
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I always come to work
at 3:00 a.m.

184
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This is when I count
the sesame seeds.

185
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What are you doing here?

186
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Uh... I forgot my...

187
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And why is
the patty vault open?

188
00:08:44,784 --> 00:08:47,267
And why are you holding
a patty behind your back?

189
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I... I... I...
no, I didn't do...

190
00:08:49,819 --> 00:08:50,922
And why are you
acting so nervous?

191
00:08:51,026 --> 00:08:53,957
And why are you
sweating so much?

192
00:08:54,060 --> 00:08:56,991
And why do you look so hungry?

193
00:08:57,095 --> 00:08:59,026
No, wait... it's
not what you think.

194
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Th-this is a big
misunderstanding.

195
00:09:01,060 --> 00:09:02,715
You've got to
believe me, I...

196
00:09:02,819 --> 00:09:03,957
Listen, I am
telling you...

197
00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:05,612
You better listen
to me, SpongeBob.

198
00:09:05,715 --> 00:09:09,957
You like Krabby Patties,
don't you, Squidward?

199
00:09:10,405 --> 00:09:14,888
Yes! Yes! I admit it, SpongeBob!

200
00:09:14,991 --> 00:09:18,543
I loveKrabby Patties!

201
00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:21,336
I knew it all along,
Squidward.

202
00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:22,784
No one can resist
a Krabby Patty.

203
00:09:33,060 --> 00:09:35,577
Squidward!
How many are you eating?

204
00:09:35,681 --> 00:09:36,336
Squidward!

205
00:09:44,267 --> 00:09:49,577
Squidward, you can't eat
all those patties at one time!

206
00:09:49,681 --> 00:09:51,095
Squidward!

207
00:09:51,198 --> 00:09:52,646
What's gonna happen?

208
00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:54,233
Am I gonna blow up?

209
00:09:54,336 --> 00:09:58,577
No, worse— it'll go
right to your thighs...

210
00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,095
My thighs?

211
00:10:00,198 --> 00:10:02,577
and then
you'll blow up.

212
00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:10,233
Yeah...

213
00:10:10,336 --> 00:10:14,095
I remember my first
Krabby Patty.

214
00:10:56,543 --> 00:10:57,474
Excuse me, Miss.

215
00:10:57,577 --> 00:10:58,991
I don't want to have
to report you again.

216
00:10:59,095 --> 00:11:00,543
I was just wondering...

217
00:11:00,646 --> 00:11:04,060
Is it the "homework pencil"
on the left side of the paper

218
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,440
next to the "quiz pencil"

219
00:11:05,543 --> 00:11:07,681
or over on the right side,
all by itself... or...

220
00:11:07,784 --> 00:11:09,819
I think it goes
stuck inside your...

221
00:11:09,922 --> 00:11:10,888
Wait! I got it!

222
00:11:10,991 --> 00:11:12,784
The "quiz pencil"
goes right over here

223
00:11:12,888 --> 00:11:14,060
next to the "essay" pencil.

224
00:11:14,164 --> 00:11:15,991
And the "essay" pencil
gets turned sideways

225
00:11:16,095 --> 00:11:17,164
towards the notepad.

226
00:11:17,267 --> 00:11:18,853
Just in case
I have to write an essay.

227
00:11:18,957 --> 00:11:20,612
MRS.
Good morning, class!

228
00:11:20,715 --> 00:11:22,026
Sorry I'm late...

229
00:11:22,129 --> 00:11:23,681
I got caught in traffic
on the way here

230
00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:27,198
when that whole
"I'm gonna be doing this
for the rest of my life" thing

231
00:11:27,302 --> 00:11:28,233
reared its ugly head

232
00:11:28,336 --> 00:11:29,508
and I...

233
00:11:29,612 --> 00:11:32,922
Anyway, we have a new student
starting today.

234
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,302
So let's all put on a happy face

235
00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:38,681
for Flats the Flounder.

236
00:11:41,336 --> 00:11:43,164
Tell the class something
about yourself, Flats.

237
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:47,646
Well, I like to
kick people's butts.

238
00:11:50,198 --> 00:11:51,233
What a card.

239
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,267
Now, Flats, it's time
to pick your seat.

240
00:11:53,371 --> 00:11:57,336
Just go ahead
and sit anywhere you like.

241
00:11:59,405 --> 00:12:03,267
MRS.
Okay, class,
as you remember last week...

242
00:12:03,371 --> 00:12:05,922
Hi, I'm SpongeBob.

243
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,336
Hi, SpongeBob.

244
00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,612
I'm gonna
kick your butt.

245
00:12:09,715 --> 00:12:10,577
Whoa!

246
00:12:11,853 --> 00:12:14,646
That joke was almost
funnier the second time.

247
00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:16,440
No... I mean it.

248
00:12:16,543 --> 00:12:21,371
That time
it almost seemed like...

249
00:12:22,853 --> 00:12:25,750
you did mean it.

250
00:12:25,853 --> 00:12:26,681
Mrs. Puff.

251
00:12:26,784 --> 00:12:27,750
Yes, SpongeBob?

252
00:12:27,853 --> 00:12:29,646
Can I be excused
for the rest of my life?

253
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:30,957
Why no, SpongeBob.

254
00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:34,095
I'm in the middle of a coffee-
fueled sermon right now.

255
00:12:34,198 --> 00:12:38,164
You can't afford
to miss this information.

256
00:12:38,267 --> 00:12:40,233
Yes, Mrs. Puff.

257
00:12:40,336 --> 00:12:42,543
Sorry, Mrs. Puff.

258
00:12:42,646 --> 00:12:45,371
Now... can I please
have a volunteer

259
00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:47,198
to come up to the board?

260
00:12:47,302 --> 00:12:49,543
How about you, Flats?

261
00:12:49,646 --> 00:12:50,646
Please draw for us a diagram

262
00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:54,060
of a basic four-way
intersection, Flats.

263
00:12:57,267 --> 00:12:58,750
Please turn
and show the class

264
00:12:58,853 --> 00:13:01,922
what you drew, honey.

265
00:13:04,612 --> 00:13:07,095
My!
How very creative!

266
00:13:07,198 --> 00:13:10,060
We have an artist
in the class!

267
00:13:17,577 --> 00:13:19,543
I just don't understand.

268
00:13:19,646 --> 00:13:21,164
Why would Flats
want to kick mybutt?

269
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:25,336
I haven't said
two words to the guy!

270
00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:28,026
Hi, I'm SpongeBob.

271
00:13:28,129 --> 00:13:29,888
One... two...

272
00:13:29,991 --> 00:13:31,164
Oh no, that's three!

273
00:13:31,267 --> 00:13:32,474
What am I gonna do?

274
00:13:33,474 --> 00:13:35,819
What's that? Someone's coming.

275
00:13:35,922 --> 00:13:36,612
They're getting closer.

276
00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:38,784
I just got to act natural.

277
00:13:41,991 --> 00:13:44,302
Oh, that's real nice.

278
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:48,612
Whew!
I thought for sure
that was gonna be...

279
00:13:48,715 --> 00:13:50,336
Flats?

280
00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:51,957
Uh, hello, um... sir.

281
00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:54,819
Uh... kicked any
good butts lately?

282
00:13:54,922 --> 00:13:55,888
Yeah, I remember
last week

283
00:13:55,991 --> 00:13:59,233
I was kickin' this
guy's butt real good...

284
00:13:59,336 --> 00:14:00,715
and he leans over and says...

285
00:14:00,819 --> 00:14:03,646
"Hey, ya know... life's like
a bucket of wood shavings,

286
00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:05,991
"except for when the shavings
are in a pail...

287
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:09,440
then it's like a pail
of wood shavings."

288
00:14:09,543 --> 00:14:11,888
Hey, that story
really speaks to me.

289
00:14:11,991 --> 00:14:13,129
Really? What's it say?

290
00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:16,336
It says now I'm gonna
kick your butt twice as hard.

291
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:16,543
It says now I'm gonna
kick your butt twice as hard.

292
00:14:20,784 --> 00:14:23,198
And I'll leave
Gary's water bowl to Gary

293
00:14:23,302 --> 00:14:24,336
and my curtains to...

294
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,164
Oh, Neptune,
I just can't do this!

295
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:30,750
Death row.
"Next-in-line" speaking.

296
00:14:30,853 --> 00:14:35,267
Hi! I'd like to place
an order for delivery.

297
00:14:35,371 --> 00:14:37,784
Patrick! Is that you?

298
00:14:37,888 --> 00:14:38,957
Yeah. Hey, Mario.

299
00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:41,302
Let me get a large,
double olive, double...

300
00:14:41,405 --> 00:14:43,957
Patrick, listen!
It's me, SpongeBob!

301
00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:45,715
I need your help.

302
00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:48,129
You're working
at Pizza Castle now?

303
00:14:48,233 --> 00:14:50,267
What? No... listen!

304
00:14:50,371 --> 00:14:51,784
I'm in big trouble.

305
00:14:51,888 --> 00:14:54,715
There's a new guy at school here
and he wants kick my butt.

306
00:14:54,819 --> 00:14:55,750
Listen, you're big and strong.

307
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,819
Do you think
you can come down here...

308
00:14:57,922 --> 00:15:01,715
maybe rough him up a bit,
just to get him off my back?

309
00:15:01,819 --> 00:15:02,957
Please, Patrick!

310
00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:06,060
I'm so scared it feels
like I'm gonna throw up.

311
00:15:06,164 --> 00:15:07,957
No, they're not closed...

312
00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:09,474
I know, you want olives...

313
00:15:09,577 --> 00:15:10,233
Patrick? You there?

314
00:15:10,336 --> 00:15:12,612
Oh, I'm sorry,
SpongeBob.

315
00:15:12,715 --> 00:15:15,715
I was just talking
to my old community
college buddy, Flats.

316
00:15:15,819 --> 00:15:19,577
I bumped into him
at the soda store,
isn't that funny?

317
00:15:19,681 --> 00:15:23,302
It must have been years
since we've seen each other.

318
00:15:23,405 --> 00:15:24,508
Well, let me get going.

319
00:15:24,612 --> 00:15:26,543
He's got to go
back to school soon.

320
00:15:26,646 --> 00:15:29,681
He says he's got to
kick somebody's butt.

321
00:15:29,784 --> 00:15:31,715
Aah...!

322
00:15:31,819 --> 00:15:33,750
Hello?
Is this Pizza Castle?

323
00:15:33,853 --> 00:15:37,577
Aah...!

324
00:15:37,681 --> 00:15:40,129
Come in, SpongeBob.

325
00:15:43,129 --> 00:15:46,646
Mrs. Puff, can I be
in a different class?

326
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:47,371
But why?

327
00:15:47,474 --> 00:15:48,991
I can't tell you.

328
00:15:49,095 --> 00:15:50,336
Why ever not?

329
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:51,715
I just can't, Mrs. Puff.

330
00:15:51,819 --> 00:15:53,681
My physical being is at stake.

331
00:15:53,784 --> 00:15:55,371
Let's just leave it at that.

332
00:15:55,474 --> 00:15:58,233
SpongeBob,
you can tell me anything.

333
00:15:58,336 --> 00:16:00,750
You've got to believe that.

334
00:16:00,853 --> 00:16:01,957
Well... okay.

335
00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:05,026
But only if you promise
to keep it between us.

336
00:16:05,129 --> 00:16:06,026
Of course.

337
00:16:06,129 --> 00:16:07,440
Flats says
he's gonna kick my butt!

338
00:16:07,543 --> 00:16:11,543
What? There shall be
no butt-kicking

339
00:16:11,646 --> 00:16:13,267
in any class of mine.

340
00:16:13,371 --> 00:16:15,405
This is an adult program.

341
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:18,129
SpongeBob, just leave it to me.

342
00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:19,646
Aw, thanks, Mrs. Puff.

343
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,681
I knew I could count on you.

344
00:16:24,888 --> 00:16:25,922
Have a nice lunch, SpongeBob?

345
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,784
Yes, Mrs. Puff.

346
00:16:27,888 --> 00:16:29,198
Psst! SpongeBob!

347
00:16:29,302 --> 00:16:31,991
I talked to Flats for you.

348
00:16:32,095 --> 00:16:33,129
I used your name.

349
00:16:33,233 --> 00:16:35,336
It was all
a misunderstanding.

350
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,577
You what?

351
00:16:36,681 --> 00:16:37,681
He was never going to
kick your butt at all.

352
00:16:37,784 --> 00:16:41,646
You see, SpongeBob,
Flats is from a town

353
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,784
where "kicking
someone's butt"

354
00:16:43,888 --> 00:16:47,026
means that he wants
to be your friend

355
00:16:47,129 --> 00:16:48,474
and maybe play

356
00:16:48,577 --> 00:16:49,405
some sports with you
on weekends. and maybe play

357
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:50,853
some sports with you
on weekends.

358
00:16:50,957 --> 00:16:52,577
I got diarrhea.

359
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:57,336
Huh?

360
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,888
Are you Flats's Dad?

361
00:16:59,991 --> 00:17:01,302
Why, yes, I am.

362
00:17:01,405 --> 00:17:02,371
Okay, see...

363
00:17:02,474 --> 00:17:03,750
I didn't know
where else to turn!

364
00:17:03,853 --> 00:17:04,784
Patrick couldn't
help me

365
00:17:04,888 --> 00:17:06,371
and Mrs. Puff
only made it worse!

366
00:17:06,474 --> 00:17:08,474
I sit next to your son
Flats in school

367
00:17:08,577 --> 00:17:09,646
and he is a fine boy
and all

368
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:12,233
and I don't want you
to take this the wrong way

369
00:17:12,336 --> 00:17:13,750
but he wants
to kick my butt.

370
00:17:13,853 --> 00:17:15,267
Dad, what
are you doing?

371
00:17:15,371 --> 00:17:16,371
Uh, nothing, son.

372
00:17:16,474 --> 00:17:17,508
What did I tell you

373
00:17:17,612 --> 00:17:18,440
about talking
to strangers?

374
00:17:18,543 --> 00:17:22,508
Now he's going
to kick mybutt.

375
00:17:22,612 --> 00:17:26,336
Aah...!

376
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,198
Out of my way! Out of my way!

377
00:17:28,302 --> 00:17:31,750
Can't you see
he's going to kick my butt?

378
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,302
Hi there, young people!

379
00:17:35,405 --> 00:17:36,336
Nice day today.

380
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,750
So you like kickin'
butts, do ya?

381
00:17:38,853 --> 00:17:40,646
Well, we'll show you,
old man.

382
00:17:47,819 --> 00:17:49,129
Okay, okay,
I got to skip town!

383
00:17:49,233 --> 00:17:51,681
Start a new life!
Live under an assumed name!

384
00:17:51,784 --> 00:17:53,957
BobPants SpongeSquare!
Yeah, that's good.

385
00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:56,336
Grow a beard
and then shave it off...

386
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,853
and live happily ever after.

387
00:17:57,957 --> 00:17:59,750
Yeah, except
you forgot the part

388
00:17:59,853 --> 00:18:01,026
where I kick your butt!

389
00:18:17,336 --> 00:18:18,784
Whoa...!

390
00:18:24,198 --> 00:18:25,129
Hey, Flats.

391
00:18:25,233 --> 00:18:27,129
You feeling better?

392
00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:31,198
Wh-wh-hat? Where am I?

393
00:18:31,302 --> 00:18:32,577
Why, you're
in the hospital.

394
00:18:32,681 --> 00:18:33,612
This young boy
saved your life.

395
00:18:33,715 --> 00:18:36,371
He performed CPR
for five hours straight.

396
00:18:36,474 --> 00:18:39,405
Yeah... they said you'd be okay
after the first few minutes

397
00:18:39,508 --> 00:18:42,060
but I just wanted to be sure.

398
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,750
Wow! I'm touched.

399
00:18:43,853 --> 00:18:47,060
I'll have to remember that
when I'm kicking your butt.

400
00:18:47,508 --> 00:18:49,095
Those flowers for me?

401
00:18:49,198 --> 00:18:50,508
Aah...!

402
00:18:50,612 --> 00:18:53,543
He's still gonna kick my butt!

403
00:18:53,646 --> 00:18:55,440
How many times
do we have to

404
00:18:55,543 --> 00:18:57,784
teach you this
lesson, old man?

405
00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:59,543
I love the young people.

406
00:19:03,302 --> 00:19:05,060
Aah...!

407
00:19:05,164 --> 00:19:08,164
Oh Gary! I'm too young
to have my butt kicked.

408
00:19:08,267 --> 00:19:13,302
There are so many things in life
that I haven't gotten to do!

409
00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:15,750
Hang on...
I'll transfer your call.

410
00:19:17,095 --> 00:19:18,646
Who is it?

411
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,233
Aah...! Flats!

412
00:19:21,336 --> 00:19:23,612
It's butt-kicking time.

413
00:19:23,715 --> 00:19:25,543
Gary, there's something
I want you to know.

414
00:19:25,646 --> 00:19:27,612
but I'm too scared
to remember what it is.

415
00:19:41,164 --> 00:19:42,371
Let's do it.

416
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:43,715
Go away, Gary.

417
00:19:43,819 --> 00:19:46,819
I don't want you to see this,
it'll be ugly.

418
00:19:48,336 --> 00:19:49,508
Are you ready?

419
00:19:49,612 --> 00:19:50,957
Hold on.

420
00:19:52,198 --> 00:19:54,233
Okay, I'm ready.

421
00:19:59,784 --> 00:20:01,198
I said, I'm ready.

422
00:20:01,302 --> 00:20:01,853
Huh?

423
00:20:05,681 --> 00:20:06,784
Didn't you hear me?

424
00:20:06,888 --> 00:20:07,405
I said I'm ready.

425
00:20:09,853 --> 00:20:11,991
That tickled!

426
00:20:20,026 --> 00:20:21,922
Gary! I'm absorbing
his blows

427
00:20:22,026 --> 00:20:25,750
like I was made of some
kind of spongy material!

428
00:20:25,853 --> 00:20:28,060
And do you know
what that means?

429
00:20:28,164 --> 00:20:30,508
I get to go
to work tomorrow!

430
00:20:33,543 --> 00:20:35,026
Do you have any sevens?

431
00:21:01,819 --> 00:21:02,784
Flats? Are you okay?

432
00:21:05,957 --> 00:21:08,991
Do not cheer me, my
fellow adult classmates.

433
00:21:09,095 --> 00:21:11,405
Flats was
the real victim here.

434
00:21:11,508 --> 00:21:12,784
A victim of a society

435
00:21:12,888 --> 00:21:16,095
that's riding down
a violent road to nowhere...

436
00:21:16,198 --> 00:21:18,784
a road I call "Violence Road."

437
00:21:18,888 --> 00:21:20,267
Sorry I'm late, class.

438
00:21:20,371 --> 00:21:22,371
I...

439
00:21:24,198 --> 00:21:25,543
SpongeBob!

440
00:21:25,646 --> 00:21:29,164
I can't believe
you beat up a new student!

441
00:21:29,267 --> 00:21:33,233
MRS.
I'm going to kick your butt!

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00:21:35,164 --> 00:21:39,129
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