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Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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and NICKELODEON

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Oh, a dark and stormy night.

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It's nights like this
that remind me of the time

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Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob
thought they killed
the health inspector.

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It was a bright
and sunny morning...

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Ah...

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That smells like...

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The health inspector!

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Wash your hands,
clean the floors

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change
your underwear!

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The health
inspector's here!

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If he finds one
health violation

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he'll close us
down for good.

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We've got to
do everything
in our power

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to make sure
he passes
The Krusty Krab.

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But, Mr. Krabs,
there's no reason to worry.

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The Krusty Krab is the most
perfect place in the universe.

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You really haven't got any
brains at all, have you, son?

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Just go out there and
give him what he needs.

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Pour on the charm.

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Sweet-talk him.

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What can I get for
you... Handsome?

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We're doomed!

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I'm going to need you
to bring me

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one of everything on the menu.

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Excellent choice, my darling.

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Coming right up!

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He wants one of everything!

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Then we'll give him
a smorgasbord!

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The future of The Krusty Krab
is at stake.

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Try the Crunchy
Kelp Dogs, sir.

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The Buttered Barnacles
are heaven.

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The Powdered Driftwood
is exquisite.

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Sludge Pudding?

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More Diet Red Tide?

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Fried Flotsam?

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Please, gentlemen!

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Leave me to finish my work
in peace.

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And did the voluptuous
inspector enjoy his meal?

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So far so good.

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I just need to try
a plain Krabby Patty

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and my inspection
will be finished.

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He says if he gets
one more Krabby Patty

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he'll pass us
for the inspection!

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Do you know what
this means, dear boy?

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We're in the clear!

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We interrupt this cancan

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for a special news bulletin.

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Be on the lookout for a man

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who's been passing himself off
as a health inspector

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in order to obtain free food.

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That's all for now.

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Free... food..!

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Maybe we ought to tell our guy
about the phony impostor.

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You loony loofah!
He isthe impostor!

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We've been duped!

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Duped!

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Bamboozled!

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Smeckledorfed!

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That's not even a word

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and I agree with ya!

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Look at him...

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I bet he never
changes his underpants.

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I bet he bites
whale bubbles.

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I bet his mom
bought him that hat.

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If that impostor
wants a Krabby Patty...

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Then, by Neptune,
we'll give him one!

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You're dancing with
the Krab man now!

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Join me, boy,
or you're fired.

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It doesn't seem right...

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but it feels so good!

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Sea horse radish, the
gnarliest stuff in the ocean!

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Oh, hold on! I've got a jar of
toenail clippings in my office.

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Oops, I dropped it
in the toilet.

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Well, fish it out and
I'll dry it with me gym socks!

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MR.
Why, that's the most diabolical
Krabby Patty ever spawned.

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I call it...
The Nasty Patty.

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Hey, hurry up
with that patty!

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Here you are sir, enjoy.

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Ah! Hello, delicious!

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Come to papa.

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Listen! He ate it!

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Look at him choke!

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Look at him suffer!

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Did you see that boy?

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Oh, man,
the look on his face!

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We interrupt your laughter
at other people's expense

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to bring you this news flash!

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The fake inspector
has been captured.

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Here is his picture.

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If a health inspector
comes to your restaurant

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and he's not this guy...
he's real.

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Phew! That's a relief,
eh, Mr. Krabs?

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I'm sure our guy
will understand

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if we just explain
the situation.

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Then we can all have
a good laugh about it.

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I don't think
he'll be laughing, boy.

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Why, sir?

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Because that patty
killed him!

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Mr. Krabs, what
are we gonna do?

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What's this "we" stuff?

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You fed him
the tainted patty!

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Looks like it's
the stony lonesome for you.

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But you told me
to give it to him!

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Well, you could have
talked me out of it!

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You're right, Mr. Krabs...
I'm guilty!

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I'll never survive in prison.

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They'll mop up the floor
with me!

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Get a hold
of yerself, boy!

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We got to get rid
of this body

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before anyone sees it.

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We got to take it out
and bury it.

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Eww, gross, germs.

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It's all icky
and corpse-y!

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Eww... eww...

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This should be far enough.

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Now, get diggin'!

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Yes, sir.

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What's the holdup
down there?

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There's a big rock
in the way!

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Well, toss it out
and get back to diggin'!

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Aye, aye, sir!

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Oh... where am I?

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Somethin' ain't
quite right.

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What do you mean,
Mr. Krabs?

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His head's sticking out!

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Sorry, Mr. Krabs, I thought
he might need some air.

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They don't need air
where he's goin'.

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Shouldn't we say a few
words on his behalf?

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Uh... he was a credit
to health inspectors
everywhere, and, uh...

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What a brave man, going in
the line of duty like that.

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Why... why... why..?

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Listen here,
ya little barnacle.

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No one, and I mean no one
can ever know about this.

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It'll be the end of you,
it'll be the end of me.

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And worst of all,
it'll be the end of me!

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Stop right where you are!

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I'm afraid we're gonna have to
arrest the two of you.

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Mr. Krabs!
I'm too young
to go to jail!

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And what would be
the charges?

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For not being
at The Krusty Krab

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to whip us up a couple of
dee... licious Krabby Patties.

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Laugh, boy.

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Put that muddy shovel
in the trunk

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and we'll give you
a ride back.

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SpongeBob,
listen carefully.

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We're just getting a lift
back to the Krusty Krab.

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I need you to stay calm
and don't lose your cool,
understand?

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Can I lose my cool now?

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Why?

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Aah!

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Put him in the trunk, boy!

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I'll keep them cops busy.

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What's the holdup
back there?

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Oh, Neptune!

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Get away!

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Ooh... ahh-ahh...

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A-hem...

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Okay! All set
back here.

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Nothing unusual about
a muddy shovel in the trunk.

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All set.

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Ahh...

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You okay there,
little fella?

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Ooh, he gets carsick
real easy.

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Well, buckle up and
we'll drive real smooth-like.

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Now listen, SpongeBob

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when we get
to the Krusty Krab

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I want you to take

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that shovel

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and bring it around
to the back entrance

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and stuff... er...
I mean, stow it
in the freezer.

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Un... der... stand?

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I understand, Mr. Krabs

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but what do you want me
to do with the bo...

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tles of soda!
Bottles of soda.

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Same thing, put 'em
in the freezer.

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Oh...

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Eww... eww... eww...

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Oh, man, this is so gross!

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The back door is locked!

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What am I gonna do?

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Ahoy there, SpongeBob.

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Heh. I thought
you were out back

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takin' care of that shovel.

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Well, the back door was locked,
so I came around here... eh.

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So if you'll excuse me

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I'm gonna go put my hat
in the freezer now.

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Okey-dokey, SpongeBob.

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Is that kid okay?

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He's actin'
a little funny.

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Funny? Oh. Yeah.

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He's a real cut-up,
that one.

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He knows how to keep
the crew in stitches.

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Good one, boy!

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Always on, that one.

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There's no off
on his funny switch.

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Oh, ha, oh, stop it.

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Oh, you're,
you're killin' me.

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Oh!

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Look, I almost forgot!

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It's open cash
register night!

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First two customers
get all the money

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in the cash register!

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86 those patties, Krabs.

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We just got a call
about two ghouls

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burying a stiff
over by Shallow Grave Road.

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I want a soda.

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Here's your soda.

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Always a pleasure.

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Well, good-bye now.

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Hey, there's no ice.

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Ice? Ice? You want ice?

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Is that what you want,
you want ice?

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The dark deed
you requested

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is done, sir.

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Ice is in the freezer, ri...?

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There is no ice!

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There's never been any ice.

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Ice is just a myth!

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Step aside.

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You people act like
you've committed a murder!

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Okay! I confess!

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SpongeBob killed him!

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What? You can't pin
this whole rap on me!

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He was insane, out of control.

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He would have killed me, too

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if you hadn't come along.

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It was all Mr. Krabs' idea.

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Put him down now,
he's a mad dog!

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He wears curlers
to bed!

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Wait! It's not
what you think!

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What are you two
talking about?

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We killed
the health inspector

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buried him, and then stuffed
his body in the freezer.

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You mean in here?

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It's empty.

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Is this
some kind of joke?

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Yeah... a joke!

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Say, maybe he
turned into a zombie

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and walked out.

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Aah! It's the zombie!

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You guys should...

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Take that, you zombie!

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I'll take it
from here.

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Die, zombie!

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Good police work,
Officer Nancy.

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Hey, this guy's
not a zombie.

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He's just an ordinary
health inspector.

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Yes, and at the risk
of being hit again

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I'd like to present you
with this.

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Hey, Mr. Krabs, look.

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We passed the inspection!

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MR.
Come on, everybody!

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Krabby Patties
at half price!

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Well, not really.

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Oh boy, I'd like a Krabby Patty.

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Well, that's the story.

259
00:11:52,689 --> 00:11:55,000
Yes, theyare
all idiots, aren't they?

260
00:12:10,344 --> 00:12:12,448
See anything yet,
Patrick?

261
00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:14,310
I need my glasses.

262
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,206
Hmm...

263
00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:20,448
It's the mail truck!

264
00:12:20,551 --> 00:12:22,689
Our package!

265
00:12:26,896 --> 00:12:31,344
I didn't realize it was
Happy Hopping Moron Day.

266
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,551
SpongeBob
SquarePants?

267
00:12:33,655 --> 00:12:34,000
That's me!

268
00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:38,206
That's a big box!

269
00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:39,206
Thank you.

270
00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:40,586
Hey, SpongeBob?

271
00:12:40,689 --> 00:12:43,241
When do we stop hopping?

272
00:12:43,344 --> 00:12:45,448
30 more seconds,
Patrick.

273
00:12:45,551 --> 00:12:48,724
Probably ordered a lifetime
supply of bubble soap.

274
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,344
Huh? A brand new television?

275
00:12:55,448 --> 00:12:59,931
Easy... easy...

276
00:13:05,103 --> 00:13:08,517
Just when I thought they
couldn't get any stupider.

277
00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:10,586
Let me get this straight.

278
00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:13,448
You two ordered
a giant-screen television

279
00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:15,655
just so you could play
in the box?

280
00:13:15,758 --> 00:13:16,793
Pretty smart, huh?

281
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,413
I thought
it wouldn't work.

282
00:13:18,517 --> 00:13:20,241
Yeah, that's quite
a plan there.

283
00:13:20,344 --> 00:13:21,379
Oh, but wait...

284
00:13:21,482 --> 00:13:24,655
There's something else
I wanted to ask you two.

285
00:13:24,758 --> 00:13:26,103
Now, what was it?

286
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,413
Oh, yeah, yeah.

287
00:13:27,517 --> 00:13:30,172
Don't you two
have any brains?

288
00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:32,655
Squidward, we don't
need television.

289
00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:34,448
Not as long as we have

290
00:13:34,551 --> 00:13:39,172
our imagina... tion.

291
00:13:39,275 --> 00:13:42,310
Wow! I never thought of it
that way.

292
00:13:42,413 --> 00:13:44,275
That's really something.

293
00:13:44,379 --> 00:13:45,793
Can I have your TV?

294
00:13:45,896 --> 00:13:50,689
With imagina... tion,
I can be anything I want.

295
00:13:50,793 --> 00:13:52,586
A pirate! Arr!

296
00:13:52,689 --> 00:13:54,344
A football player! Hup!

297
00:13:54,448 --> 00:13:55,862
A starfish.

298
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:58,137
Patrick, you're
already a starfish.

299
00:13:58,241 --> 00:13:59,620
See, Squidward,
it works! You try!

300
00:13:59,724 --> 00:14:02,137
Okay, let's see...

301
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:05,275
I'm imagining myself
watching TV...

302
00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:06,862
And there it is!

303
00:14:06,965 --> 00:14:08,275
Can I have it, SpongeBob?

304
00:14:08,379 --> 00:14:09,275
Sure, Squidward.

305
00:14:09,379 --> 00:14:10,413
Oh, boy, oh, boy!

306
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,448
Okay, Squidward!

307
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:12,551
If you change your mind

308
00:14:12,655 --> 00:14:13,896
we'll be in this box.

309
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,517
Let's play
"mountain climbing adventure"!

310
00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:18,482
Let's go for it!

311
00:14:18,586 --> 00:14:19,655
Gloves?
Check!

312
00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:20,827
Hats?
Check!

313
00:14:20,931 --> 00:14:22,379
Underwear?
Uh... check!

314
00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:24,655
Okay, Patrick,
climb up there

315
00:14:24,758 --> 00:14:26,482
and secure this rope.

316
00:14:26,586 --> 00:14:27,482
You got it!

317
00:14:29,655 --> 00:14:31,620
Patrick...
Patrick...

318
00:14:31,724 --> 00:14:33,551
Patrick!
You're going too high!

319
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,655
I hope they put
some air holes in that box.

320
00:14:35,758 --> 00:14:38,379
Take it easy, Patrick!

321
00:14:38,482 --> 00:14:40,206
You've got to acclimate!

322
00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:42,827
I'll take it easy
when I'm dead!

323
00:14:42,931 --> 00:14:46,724
I'm
shaking hands
with Neptune!

324
00:14:46,827 --> 00:14:49,034
Whoo!
Excelsior!

325
00:14:49,137 --> 00:14:50,586
Where's that
remote?

326
00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:52,689
I am the lizard
king! Whoo!

327
00:14:52,793 --> 00:14:54,862
Patrick? Patrick?
Patrick!

328
00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:58,172
I think we should
keep our voices down!

329
00:14:58,275 --> 00:15:00,448
We might start
an avalanche!

330
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,034
What?

331
00:15:02,137 --> 00:15:04,724
I said I think we should
keep our voices down

332
00:15:04,827 --> 00:15:07,517
in case of avalanches!

333
00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:08,413
What should we
keep down?

334
00:15:08,517 --> 00:15:10,689
Morons.

335
00:15:10,793 --> 00:15:11,586
Our voices!

336
00:15:11,689 --> 00:15:15,241
Will you two shut up!

337
00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:34,793
SpongeBob?

338
00:15:42,448 --> 00:15:43,586
Hold me.

339
00:15:43,689 --> 00:15:46,000
Hang in there, buddy,
the chopper is on the way!

340
00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:48,827
SpongeBob! My legs
are frozen solid.

341
00:15:48,931 --> 00:15:51,827
You'll have to cut
them off with a saw.

342
00:15:51,931 --> 00:15:53,172
No, Patrick,
I can't do that!

343
00:15:53,275 --> 00:15:54,413
Why not?

344
00:15:54,517 --> 00:15:57,241
Because I already cut off
my own arms.

345
00:15:57,344 --> 00:15:59,000
No..!

346
00:15:59,862 --> 00:16:00,517
What the..?

347
00:16:01,965 --> 00:16:03,655
How were you two
making that noise?

348
00:16:04,551 --> 00:16:06,034
What noise, Squidward?

349
00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:08,137
I could only hear the
sound of our laughter.

350
00:16:08,241 --> 00:16:10,896
Yes! But those sound effects:
the avalanche, the, the, the...

351
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:11,620
Don't forget the
second avalanche.

352
00:16:11,724 --> 00:16:15,000
Forget it!

353
00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:18,310
I don't know why
I'm wasting my time out here

354
00:16:18,413 --> 00:16:21,896
when I could be watching
my brand new television.

355
00:16:24,965 --> 00:16:28,034
Attention, climbers!
Please hold on!

356
00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:30,344
The saws are on the way!

357
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,448
Yay!

358
00:16:31,551 --> 00:16:32,482
Aha!

359
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,241
How are you doing that?

360
00:16:35,344 --> 00:16:38,000
First we establish
a base camp at 15,000 feet.

361
00:16:38,103 --> 00:16:40,827
The noises! How are you two
making those noises?

362
00:16:40,931 --> 00:16:43,034
That's easy,
all you need is a box...

363
00:16:43,137 --> 00:16:47,172
And imagina... tion!

364
00:16:47,275 --> 00:16:50,379
Are you trying to say
I have no imagination?

365
00:16:50,482 --> 00:16:55,000
I have more imagina... tion
in one tentacle

366
00:16:55,103 --> 00:16:57,551
than you two have
in your whole bodies!

367
00:16:57,655 --> 00:16:58,689
That's good.

368
00:16:58,793 --> 00:17:00,275
Now all you need
is a box!

369
00:17:01,827 --> 00:17:04,034
I'll show them!

370
00:17:04,137 --> 00:17:07,103
There's got to be one in here!

371
00:17:07,206 --> 00:17:09,758
Ah! This hat box
should do nicely.

372
00:17:13,034 --> 00:17:14,551
Why haven't I worn this yet?

373
00:17:25,689 --> 00:17:28,000
Grr... oh...

374
00:17:29,517 --> 00:17:31,965
Attention! We have
you surrounded!

375
00:17:32,068 --> 00:17:33,034
Come out
with your hands up!

376
00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:34,827
What do they want with me?

377
00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:37,206
What did I do?

378
00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:40,586
Obviously I violated
some new box-kicking law!

379
00:17:40,689 --> 00:17:42,931
Look, officers!
Everything's okay.

380
00:17:43,034 --> 00:17:44,620
I won't do it again!

381
00:17:44,724 --> 00:17:47,206
You'll never take me
alive, coppers!

382
00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:48,931
No, Johnny!
Don't do it!

383
00:17:49,931 --> 00:17:51,275
Grr...

384
00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:56,827
Whoopee, another box!

385
00:17:59,206 --> 00:18:00,827
I got to try to relax.

386
00:18:00,931 --> 00:18:05,896
Perhaps I can drown out their
childish games with a little TV.

387
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,517
It is here that the boxes reach
their final stage of assembly.

388
00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:14,103
The equation is illustrated here
by this box.

389
00:18:14,206 --> 00:18:16,793
I couldn't afford
a present this year

390
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:18,137
so I got you this box.

391
00:18:18,241 --> 00:18:20,034
That's what I got you!

392
00:18:20,137 --> 00:18:23,482
Isn't there anything on
that isn't about boxes?

393
00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:26,827
And welcome back
to Championship Boxing.

394
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:29,206
Heh-heh! I guess this is okay.

395
00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:32,000
I mean, it's not really
about boxes.

396
00:18:36,068 --> 00:18:37,241
I give up.

397
00:18:38,758 --> 00:18:40,000
Three... two... one...
blast off!

398
00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:47,689
How are they doing that?

399
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:51,103
That was the most realistic
space launch I've ever heard.

400
00:18:51,206 --> 00:18:53,034
There must be an explanation.

401
00:18:53,137 --> 00:18:53,931
Think, Squidward, think!

402
00:18:56,793 --> 00:18:58,586
Shh!

403
00:19:01,103 --> 00:19:03,862
Squidward's such a jerk.

404
00:19:08,137 --> 00:19:09,931
Laugh at me, will they?

405
00:19:10,034 --> 00:19:11,689
All right, where is it?

406
00:19:11,793 --> 00:19:13,896
Here I am!

407
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,344
Where's what,
Squidward?

408
00:19:15,448 --> 00:19:17,206
Don't "Where's what,
Squidward?" me!

409
00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:18,931
Where's the tape recorder?

410
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:20,793
We don't have a tape
recorder, Squidward.

411
00:19:20,896 --> 00:19:24,000
Don't "We don't have a tape
recorder, Squidward" me.

412
00:19:24,103 --> 00:19:25,172
But we don't.

413
00:19:25,275 --> 00:19:27,551
We have a tape recorder box.

414
00:19:27,655 --> 00:19:30,137
All right! Make way, you two,
I'm comin' in!

415
00:19:30,241 --> 00:19:32,137
Welcome aboard,
Squidward.

416
00:19:32,241 --> 00:19:38,000
You've just set sail
on the S.S. Imagina... tion!

417
00:19:38,103 --> 00:19:39,896
Where our
only destination

418
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,310
is fantastic
adventure.

419
00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:43,344
Where do you want to
go first?

420
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:46,517
No, no, don't mind me,
I'm just here to observe.

421
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,724
But, Squidward,
don't you see?

422
00:19:48,827 --> 00:19:50,068
Waiting and watching?

423
00:19:50,172 --> 00:19:52,310
That's not what
the box is about.

424
00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:55,862
It's about
imagina... tion!

425
00:19:55,965 --> 00:19:57,793
All right, fine!

426
00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:59,517
Take me to Robot Pirate Island!

427
00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:03,206
I want to arm-wrestle
with cowboys on the moon!

428
00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:06,413
Just do it so I can
get back and watch TV.

429
00:20:06,517 --> 00:20:10,827
Okay, Squidward,
Robot Pirate Island
it is!

430
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:12,862
Beep-beep-beep.

431
00:20:12,965 --> 00:20:14,034
Arr...

432
00:20:14,137 --> 00:20:14,827
Beep-boop-beep-boop.

433
00:20:14,931 --> 00:20:17,448
Ahoy, matey!

434
00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:18,793
Beep-beep.

435
00:20:18,896 --> 00:20:20,000
For that you'll
walk the plank!

436
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,896
Grr...

437
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,206
Why won't this thing
turn on?

438
00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:31,275
All right, fine!

439
00:20:31,379 --> 00:20:33,931
You don't want to show me,
I don't care!

440
00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:35,758
I've got better things
to do

441
00:20:35,862 --> 00:20:37,034
than pace the floor

442
00:20:37,137 --> 00:20:39,413
wondering how you two
work this thing.

443
00:20:39,517 --> 00:20:41,517
How do those two
work that thing?

444
00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:43,413
There's got to be
a secret button

445
00:20:43,517 --> 00:20:45,103
or a switch or something.

446
00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:46,310
I mean, listen to that!

447
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,689
Now that sounds
like Robot Pirate Island.

448
00:20:50,793 --> 00:20:52,965
Think, Squidward, think!

449
00:20:53,068 --> 00:20:54,241
I got it!

450
00:20:54,344 --> 00:20:55,793
When those two go to bed

451
00:20:55,896 --> 00:20:58,482
I'll sneak in there
and find that button.

452
00:20:58,586 --> 00:21:02,310
I'll wait all night
if I have to!

453
00:21:09,862 --> 00:21:14,275
I need sleep to refuel
my imagination tanks!

454
00:21:14,379 --> 00:21:16,034
I still can't believe

455
00:21:16,137 --> 00:21:17,965
those pirates beat
all those robots!

456
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,034
See you in the morning!

457
00:21:19,137 --> 00:21:20,551
Good night, Patrick!

458
00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:36,068
Hmm?

459
00:21:36,172 --> 00:21:37,896
Hello, what's this?

460
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,655
"This plaque is to commemorate

461
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:42,241
"the brave pirates
who gave their lives

462
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,068
"to keep this box safe
from the Robot Menace.

463
00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:46,275
Lest we forget..."

464
00:21:46,379 --> 00:21:49,172
Oh! Got to find
that button quick!

465
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:50,758
It's got to be here somewhere!

466
00:21:50,862 --> 00:21:51,517
I don't see anything!

467
00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:54,103
It's just an empty box!

468
00:21:54,206 --> 00:21:58,068
Maybe it really was
their imagination.

469
00:21:58,172 --> 00:21:59,862
Oh... get it together,
Squidward!

470
00:21:59,965 --> 00:22:00,965
What are you saying?

471
00:22:01,068 --> 00:22:02,448
I mean, do I really believe

472
00:22:02,551 --> 00:22:05,275
that if I sit here and
pretend to drive a race car

473
00:22:05,379 --> 00:22:07,896
that I'm suddenly going to
start hearing noises?

474
00:22:10,793 --> 00:22:12,413
What the?

475
00:22:12,517 --> 00:22:14,862
It actually works!

476
00:22:14,965 --> 00:22:16,758
I can't believe it.

477
00:22:16,862 --> 00:22:20,310
Oh, boy!
This beats TV by a long shot!

478
00:22:24,896 --> 00:22:27,310
This is the most fun
I've ever had!

479
00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:29,310
Listen to that, Gary.

480
00:22:29,413 --> 00:22:32,931
Squidward finally made
the box work after all!

481
00:22:33,034 --> 00:22:33,724
That is so great.

482
00:22:39,862 --> 00:22:42,655
Vroom-vroom! Only two more laps
till the finish line!

483
00:22:42,758 --> 00:22:45,931
I'm in the lead!
Out of my way!

484
00:22:46,034 --> 00:22:47,344
I'm almost there!

485
00:22:49,448 --> 00:22:51,896
Victory is mine!

486
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,068
Aah!

487
00:23:00,172 --> 00:23:03,034
Hey! Our box is gone!

488
00:23:03,137 --> 00:23:04,655
Oh, well.

489
00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:06,758
I know! Let's go
see Squidward!

490
00:23:06,862 --> 00:23:09,620
I hope he's not too
down in the dumps today.

491
00:23:15,275 --> 00:23:18,448
and NICKELODEON

492
00:23:18,551 --> 00:23:22,724
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