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Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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and NICKELODEON

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and NICKELODEON

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Ah, the Krusty Krab.

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Through these doors pass all
the many kinds of undersea life.

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Through the double doors!

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Away!

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Also these guys.

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I told you I'm not
hungry, Mermaidman.

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Nonsense, Barnacleboy.

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We've got to keep up
our strength

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for the fight
against evil!

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What a dive.

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To the register!

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Away!

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Can I help you?

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A double Krabby Patty
and coral bits for me

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and a Silly Meal
for the lad.

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Uh, it's not for the toy,
I just, uh...

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I gotta fit
in the tights, you know?

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Whatever.

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Five dollars, please.

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You got it, Bucky.

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Will this cover it?

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No.

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Listen, Big Nose.

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That guy's been
saving your butt

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since before
you were born.

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Don't you got
a Living Legend
discount or something?

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This is a restaurant,
not a lending library.

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And who're you calling
Big Nose, Big Nose?

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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Hmm.
Hmm.

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Mm-hmm.
Hmm.

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Hmm.
Hmm.

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Hmm.
Hmm.

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The next time danger threatens,

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don't expect any help from us.

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I'm shaking.

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Hmm— Mermaidman
and Barnacleboy.

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Mermaidman and
Barnacleboy!

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Must... get...
autograph!

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Ha!

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Yah!

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If you want to grow up
strong like me,

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you gotta make room
for seconds.

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Here comes our waiter.

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Auto... graph...!

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Holy sea cow,
it's that sponge kid.

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Quick lad!

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To the invisible
boat mobile.

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Away!

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Where'd we park?

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Uh...

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Can I have your autograph?

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Can I have your...?

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They're gone.

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Mermaidman's belt!

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Wait!

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We'll find it with
the invisible boat alarm!

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There she is!

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Yeow!

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I told you we should've
got the automatic.

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Hey guys, wait up!

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I've got something for you.

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Floor it!

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You forgot your belt!

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You forgot...

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Mermaidman's
secret utility belt.

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The emblem of
submersible justice.

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For 65 years, this belt
has helped prevent

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the fall of nations.

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And pants.

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I can't believe I'm actually
holding it in my hands.

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Well, I guess
I should return it.

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Or not.

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I could just hold on to it
until after work.

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All alone
with Mermaidman's belt.

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I wonder what this button does.

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Whoa...

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The small ray.

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Here's your shake, sir.

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Hmm.

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There you go.

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Come again, sir.

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SpongeBob!

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What's going on in here?

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Huh?

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Why is everything
all tiny?

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I don't know.

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What have you got?

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Nothing.

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No, really.

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Nothing!

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Let's see it!

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No, no!

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Is that
Mermaidman's belt?

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Yes.

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Wow!

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I can't believe
he'd lend it to you.

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Me, uh, either.

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He didn't lend it
to you, did he?

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Please don't tell.

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You stoleit.

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Please don't tell!

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Oh, I'm telling.

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If Mermaidman finds out,

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he'll kick me out
of his fan club for sure!

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Please don't tell!

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Uh-oh!

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There's the phone.

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Don't!

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I'm walking

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towards the phone.

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No!

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I'm getting closer

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to the phone.

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Don't!

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And now for the moment

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we've all been waiting for.

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I'm begging you!

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Hello.

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I'd like to speak to Mer...

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What did... Ow!

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Hello? Hello?

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What did you do to me?

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I'm sorry,
but you made me do it!

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SpongeBob, if you don't return
me to normal size right now,

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you are going to be

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in really big trouble.

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Uh... uh... okay.

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I said now!

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Uh...

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Uh... uh...

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Uh...

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Do you hear me?

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Holy fish paste!

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Get it off me!

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Get it off me!

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Don't you know
how to work that thing?

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Uh, I can do it!

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Stop!

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I've got an idea.

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Let's call Mermaidman and...

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No!

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I can't let you
do that!

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But there must be
someone else who
can help.

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Someone smart
and wise

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with years
of life experience.

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Patrick!

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Patrick, Patrick!

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Oh, hi, SpongeBob!

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I was at work

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and Mermaidman
and Barnacleboy came,

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and I got this belt
and look!

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A Squidward
action figure!

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Let me play with him!

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No, Patrick!

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Fighter pilot!

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Dive bomb!

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Patrick!

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And then
a giant fist!

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Patrick, no!

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That's not
an action figure,

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that's the real
Squidward.

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I shrunk him
by accident.

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Oh.

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And then comes
a giant...

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Wait, you don't
understand!

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This is serious!

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I don't know how
to un-shrink him.

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He could be stuck
like this

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for the rest
of his life.

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Oh, don't worry
about it.

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He'll find love
one day.

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You think so?

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Sure, but it'll be

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with someone his own size.

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Like this pickle!

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See?

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They like each other!

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No, no, no, no.

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Oh, if only I knew
how to work this thing.

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Let me take a look at it.

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Hmm...

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You know what
the problem is?

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What?

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You got it set
to "M", for mini.

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When it should be set
to "W", for "wumbo."

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Patrick, I don't think
"wumbo" is a real word.

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Come on.

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You know:

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I wumbo, you wumbo,
he-she-me wumbo.

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Wumbo, wumboing...

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I wonder if a fall
from this height

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would be enough to kill me.

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Wumbology?

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The study of wumbo?

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It's first grade,
SpongeBob!

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Patrick, I'm sorry
I doubted you.

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Well, all right, then.

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Let 'er rip!

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It worked!

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Oh, no!

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Look!

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SpongeBob's
giant!

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Can I be giant next?

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Patrick, I'm not giant.

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You've shrunk, too!

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You're kidding!

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Good thing I've still
got this pickle!

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Hey, now will you
take us to Mermaidman?

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No!

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He can never find out!

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But I'll think of something.

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I promise.

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Until then,
you'll be safe in this jar.

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You know
what's funny?

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My pickle started out
in a jar,

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and now it's
in one again.

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Huh, it's like
a pun or something.

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It's only two people.

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No big deal.

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Nobody else saw it.

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Howdy, SpongeBob!

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Sandy!

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What did you...
For cryin'...

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What did ya'll
do to me?

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I'm sorry, Sandy!

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Mermaidman came in, and...

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Hey, SpongeBob...

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Hey,
SpongeBob?

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Hi, SpongeBob.

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Hello, SpongeBob.

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Whoo!

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Sponge-Dude!

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Whew! I'm gonna
have to get a bigger jar.

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SpongeBob, will you
just face facts?

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You've shrunken everybody
in Bikini Bottom.

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You've got to go to Mermaidman.

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Oh, Squidward,
he'll be so disappointed!

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Well, you can't
leave us small forever.

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You don't understand!

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SpongeBob...

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You need to admit your mistake.

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Mom?

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Your mother's
right, son.

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Mermaidman
will understand.

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You're Mermaidman,
you old coot!

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Oh, yeah.

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Mermaidman?

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I'm so sorry.

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It's just that
I'm such a big fan,

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and your belt... and...

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Aw, don't worry, son.

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I understand.

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Why, I remember back when
I first used the belt,

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the year was nineteen,
aught, eleventy-twelve.

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Why, I believe
the president then was...

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Just tell him
how to un-shrink us!

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Oh, yes, the un-shrink ray.

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Let's see, uh... uh...

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Did you set it to wumbo?

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What?

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Get SpongeBob!

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Now I have to drive
five miles

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to go to the bathroom—

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in my own home!

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And I need
an elevator

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to climb one stair!

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We've been
shrinking

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for years!

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But this is
ridiculous.

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Everything's too big!

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I've got it.

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Ta-da!

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Since I couldn't make you big,
I made the city small.

279
00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:05,462
And now only
one more thing to shrink.

280
00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:06,979
Cheese!

281
00:11:09,117 --> 00:11:10,565
I guess
this is okay.

282
00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:12,531
Yeah, what's
the difference?

283
00:11:12,634 --> 00:11:13,979
Good idea,
SpongeBob.

284
00:11:20,324 --> 00:11:22,186
Well, it's great
to be back!

285
00:11:23,910 --> 00:11:25,324
Huh?

286
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:39,255
Don't worry, Mrs. Puff,
this is the one.

287
00:11:40,393 --> 00:11:42,221
SpongeBob, think, think!

288
00:11:42,324 --> 00:11:43,634
Turn that way, turn that way!

289
00:11:43,738 --> 00:11:45,324
No, turn that way,
left, left!

290
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,358
I can do this, Mrs. Puff.

291
00:11:50,462 --> 00:11:51,807
I can do it, I can do it.

292
00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:55,014
The driving test is over,
SpongeBob!

293
00:11:55,117 --> 00:11:55,945
Stop the boat!

294
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,669
Wait, I can do this, Mrs. Puff.

295
00:11:57,772 --> 00:11:58,462
I can do this.

296
00:11:58,565 --> 00:11:59,876
MRS.
Oh!

297
00:11:59,979 --> 00:12:01,117
The road, SpongeBob!

298
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,255
Get back
on the road!

299
00:12:02,358 --> 00:12:04,083
Got to pass the test!
Got to pass!

300
00:12:05,738 --> 00:12:09,117
Hey! What do you got
against the melons?

301
00:12:09,221 --> 00:12:10,324
Look out!

302
00:12:10,427 --> 00:12:11,807
This must be
the night-driving test.

303
00:12:11,910 --> 00:12:14,221
We're going to straighten
you out!

304
00:12:14,324 --> 00:12:15,462
This'll fix you!

305
00:12:18,152 --> 00:12:19,152
Now let's get that one!

306
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:21,807
Barnacles!
Did you see that?

307
00:12:21,910 --> 00:12:25,014
Yeah! That guy had
no front license plate!

308
00:12:25,117 --> 00:12:25,945
Let's get him.

309
00:12:27,841 --> 00:12:29,152
Hey, look at all
those police.

310
00:12:29,255 --> 00:12:31,048
I wonder if
the president's in town.

311
00:12:31,152 --> 00:12:32,565
Look out!

312
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:33,945
It is with great pride

313
00:12:34,048 --> 00:12:37,876
that I officially open
this unfinished bridge!

314
00:12:45,841 --> 00:12:48,565
Where did I go wrong?

315
00:12:48,669 --> 00:12:51,290
With the opening
of my new boating school,

316
00:12:51,393 --> 00:12:56,738
I pledge that as long as
a student is willing to learn,

317
00:12:56,841 --> 00:12:58,600
I shall never give up.

318
00:12:58,703 --> 00:13:01,014
Hi, I'm SpongeBob
SquarePants!

319
00:13:07,324 --> 00:13:09,910
Hurry up with that truckload
of fruit punch!

320
00:13:10,014 --> 00:13:11,669
The seniors are getting cranky.

321
00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:16,772
Alive!

322
00:13:16,876 --> 00:13:17,703
I'm alive!

323
00:13:17,807 --> 00:13:20,117
Oh, thank Neptune,
I'm still...

324
00:13:27,703 --> 00:13:29,945
All right, seniors,
let's open these windows

325
00:13:30,048 --> 00:13:33,152
so the world can see
your nice white clothes.

326
00:13:34,669 --> 00:13:36,703
♪ Gonna be a surfin'...

327
00:13:41,048 --> 00:13:43,290
It's finally finished!

328
00:13:43,393 --> 00:13:47,083
A memoir of my life,
written in red ink.

329
00:13:50,152 --> 00:13:52,358
Oh, barnacles!

330
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,703
SpongeBob, are you okay?

331
00:13:57,807 --> 00:13:58,703
That depends.

332
00:13:58,807 --> 00:13:59,703
Did I pass?

333
00:13:59,807 --> 00:14:00,703
Freeze!

334
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:02,634
You're under arrest.

335
00:14:02,738 --> 00:14:03,427
Hold it.

336
00:14:03,531 --> 00:14:04,703
You can't arrest him.

337
00:14:04,807 --> 00:14:06,600
He's just
a student driver.

338
00:14:06,703 --> 00:14:09,634
We're not talking
about him.

339
00:14:11,634 --> 00:14:13,531
But I don't belong here!

340
00:14:13,634 --> 00:14:15,048
It's all a big mistake.

341
00:14:15,152 --> 00:14:17,600
Yeah, I don't belong here,
either.

342
00:14:17,703 --> 00:14:19,600
Me, too. I'm innocent.

343
00:14:19,703 --> 00:14:21,738
I belong here!

344
00:14:21,841 --> 00:14:23,221
Okay, you can do this, Puff.

345
00:14:23,324 --> 00:14:26,807
You can get through this
without losing your sanity.

346
00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:30,255
Oh, that's a road we don't want
to go down again.

347
00:14:30,358 --> 00:14:31,186
Positives!

348
00:14:31,290 --> 00:14:32,910
Think of the positives.

349
00:14:33,014 --> 00:14:33,979
Let's see...

350
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:37,083
I've got no more papers
to grade.

351
00:14:37,186 --> 00:14:37,876
Yeah!

352
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,255
In... in fact, no more work.

353
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,807
No more boating school classes.

354
00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:45,083
No more driving.

355
00:14:45,186 --> 00:14:46,772
No more SpongeBob!

356
00:14:49,393 --> 00:14:50,841
No more phone solicitors.

357
00:14:50,945 --> 00:14:51,738
No more SpongeBob.

358
00:14:51,841 --> 00:14:53,221
No more company potlucks.

359
00:14:53,324 --> 00:14:54,290
No more SpongeBob.

360
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,393
No more road rage.

361
00:14:55,496 --> 00:14:56,393
No more SpongeBob.

362
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,324
No more insurance payments.

363
00:14:58,427 --> 00:14:59,669
No more SpongeBob.

364
00:14:59,772 --> 00:15:02,014
No more SpongeBob.

365
00:15:02,117 --> 00:15:03,014
No more SpongeBob!

366
00:15:03,117 --> 00:15:06,358
No more SpongeBob...!

367
00:15:06,462 --> 00:15:11,496
I think I'm going
to likethis place.

368
00:15:11,738 --> 00:15:13,979
Class just isn't the same

369
00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:15,703
without Mrs. Puff.

370
00:15:16,221 --> 00:15:19,703
Just the thought of her,
alone and afraid in jail—

371
00:15:19,807 --> 00:15:24,117
it makes me think about her
being alone and afraid in jail.

372
00:15:24,221 --> 00:15:27,048
I don't know how
she's going to survive.

373
00:15:38,290 --> 00:15:40,083
Oh, that poor woman.

374
00:15:40,186 --> 00:15:41,531
And it's all my fault.

375
00:15:41,634 --> 00:15:44,462
Maybe if I go talk to Patrick,
he can ease my guilt.

376
00:15:44,565 --> 00:15:47,117
Well, it sounds like
it's all your fault.

377
00:15:47,221 --> 00:15:48,324
Oh, you're right.

378
00:15:48,427 --> 00:15:51,565
Mrs. Puff's in jail,
and it's all because of me.

379
00:15:51,669 --> 00:15:54,186
I'm such
a barnacle-head.

380
00:15:54,290 --> 00:15:55,427
Poor Mrs. Puff.

381
00:15:55,531 --> 00:15:57,186
I know! I got to get her out.

382
00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:01,669
But to get her outof jail,
first we got to get injail.

383
00:16:01,772 --> 00:16:03,462
How we going
to do that?

384
00:16:03,565 --> 00:16:08,876
All right, put the money
in the bag!

385
00:16:08,979 --> 00:16:09,979
Put it in!

386
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:13,152
Um, you're facing
the wrong way, sir.

387
00:16:14,186 --> 00:16:15,600
All right,

388
00:16:15,703 --> 00:16:16,531
give me the money!

389
00:16:16,634 --> 00:16:17,910
Will that be from your savings

390
00:16:18,014 --> 00:16:19,841
or your checking account, sir?

391
00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:20,910
Uh, savings.

392
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:22,772
May I please see
some identification?

393
00:16:22,876 --> 00:16:24,014
Sure. There you go.

394
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,462
Thank you.

395
00:16:28,945 --> 00:16:30,462
Sir, we are
showing a balance

396
00:16:30,565 --> 00:16:32,462
of zero dollars
and zero cents

397
00:16:32,565 --> 00:16:34,393
for both of your accounts.

398
00:16:34,496 --> 00:16:35,531
Oh.

399
00:16:35,634 --> 00:16:36,496
Next!

400
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,014
That went better
than expected.

401
00:16:38,117 --> 00:16:43,152
Yeah, I didn't think we'd get
Mrs. Puff out of jail this fast.

402
00:16:44,496 --> 00:16:48,565
Don't worry, Patrick,
we'll get into jail this time.

403
00:16:49,324 --> 00:16:51,290
Hey, there's a couple.

404
00:16:55,427 --> 00:16:58,496
Put your back in it, girls!

405
00:17:01,048 --> 00:17:03,221
Look, Patrick,
there she is.

406
00:17:05,703 --> 00:17:07,014
Mrs. Puff, wait!

407
00:17:07,117 --> 00:17:09,600
It's us— SpongeBob
and Patrick.

408
00:17:09,703 --> 00:17:11,048
That's funny.

409
00:17:11,152 --> 00:17:13,979
For a second, I thought
that yellow rock talked to me,

410
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,979
and its voice
sounded a lot like...

411
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:18,600
SpongeBob.
It's me, SpongeBob.

412
00:17:19,876 --> 00:17:21,462
We're going to bust you
out of here.

413
00:17:21,565 --> 00:17:22,669
Come on, Mrs. Puff!

414
00:17:22,772 --> 00:17:23,634
It's you!

415
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:24,841
What are you
doing here?

416
00:17:24,945 --> 00:17:27,255
Why did you follow
me in here?

417
00:17:27,358 --> 00:17:28,152
Why?

418
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,358
All right,
Mrs. Puff.

419
00:17:29,462 --> 00:17:31,358
It looks like
this heat's gone
to your head.

420
00:17:31,462 --> 00:17:33,048
If you're going to talk
to rocks,

421
00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:35,979
it's time for you
to go on kitchen duty.

422
00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:36,841
Yes!

423
00:17:36,945 --> 00:17:39,255
It... it must be the heat.

424
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:40,221
Yes!

425
00:17:40,324 --> 00:17:41,255
Darn it!

426
00:17:41,358 --> 00:17:43,186
Okay, Patrick,
let's get out of here!

427
00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:44,807
No, wait!

428
00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:48,945
There goes our deposit
on these costumes.

429
00:17:51,634 --> 00:17:53,290
There you are!

430
00:17:53,393 --> 00:17:54,496
Hey there,
Puff Mama!

431
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,876
What's today's grub?

432
00:17:55,979 --> 00:17:56,772
Hi, Donna.

433
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,910
It's chili, same as always.

434
00:17:59,014 --> 00:18:01,324
Let me get you some.

435
00:18:03,186 --> 00:18:04,221
Mrs. Puff,

436
00:18:04,324 --> 00:18:06,393
it's me, SpongeBob.

437
00:18:06,496 --> 00:18:10,876
When are these horrific
hallucinations going to end?

438
00:18:10,979 --> 00:18:12,565
No, it's really me!

439
00:18:12,669 --> 00:18:14,600
I brought Patrick
along, too!

440
00:18:14,703 --> 00:18:15,531
Hi.

441
00:18:15,634 --> 00:18:16,600
Why?

442
00:18:16,703 --> 00:18:18,669
Because we're going
to set you free!

443
00:18:18,772 --> 00:18:20,910
No, I mean, why'd you bring him?

444
00:18:22,979 --> 00:18:23,979
He likes chili.

445
00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:25,634
Now, quick, get in
before someone sees!

446
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,496
SpongeBob, I am not
going with you.

447
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,221
That's a good one,
Mrs. Puff.

448
00:18:31,324 --> 00:18:32,186
Now hop in, come on.

449
00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:33,876
SpongeBob,
I think she means it.

450
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:35,427
Oh, that's crazy,
Patrick.

451
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,807
He's right, SpongeBob.

452
00:18:36,910 --> 00:18:37,841
I'm staying.

453
00:18:37,945 --> 00:18:39,083
But why?

454
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:40,703
I like it here.

455
00:18:40,807 --> 00:18:43,462
These are my people.

456
00:18:44,496 --> 00:18:45,807
And besides, if I'm in here,

457
00:18:45,910 --> 00:18:48,876
that means I won't have to deal
with you... you...

458
00:18:51,772 --> 00:18:54,841
Uranium in
the water supply!

459
00:18:54,945 --> 00:18:56,738
See? Crystal clear.

460
00:18:58,014 --> 00:18:59,152
Ah.

461
00:18:59,255 --> 00:19:01,290
Excuse us just
one second, Mrs. Puff.

462
00:19:01,393 --> 00:19:02,531
Patrick,
she has lost it!

463
00:19:02,634 --> 00:19:04,152
She's completely
institutionalized.

464
00:19:04,255 --> 00:19:07,703
She's forgotten what
it's like to live
on the outside—

465
00:19:07,807 --> 00:19:08,634
to not be in prison.

466
00:19:11,876 --> 00:19:14,290
Coming to bed, honey?

467
00:19:14,393 --> 00:19:15,703
Yes, dear.

468
00:19:15,807 --> 00:19:18,324
We've got to remind
her there is life
other than this.

469
00:19:18,427 --> 00:19:19,772
Mrs. Puff,
if you come with us,

470
00:19:19,876 --> 00:19:23,255
I'll stay after
school and decorate
the whole classroom!

471
00:19:23,358 --> 00:19:24,738
For the last time, no!

472
00:19:24,841 --> 00:19:26,841
I'm not going with you.

473
00:19:26,945 --> 00:19:28,048
That's final!

474
00:19:28,152 --> 00:19:29,255
Oh!

475
00:19:30,565 --> 00:19:34,427
Talking to inanimate objects
again, eh, Puff?

476
00:19:34,531 --> 00:19:35,496
Get back to your cell.

477
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:38,738
No more kitchen
time for you.

478
00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:47,014
Quick, Mrs. Puff,
hop on.

479
00:19:47,117 --> 00:19:49,221
Guards! Guards!
Come quick!

480
00:19:49,324 --> 00:19:50,910
There's a crazed
ex-student of mine

481
00:19:51,014 --> 00:19:53,876
and his overweight
friend here
to break me out!

482
00:19:53,979 --> 00:19:55,393
That's just
raw material

483
00:19:55,496 --> 00:19:57,221
used to make
coat hangers.

484
00:19:57,324 --> 00:19:58,807
You need some rest.

485
00:20:02,945 --> 00:20:03,565
Psst!

486
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,393
Hop in, Mrs. Puff.

487
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:08,393
Guards! Guards!
Come look.

488
00:20:10,462 --> 00:20:11,427
Whoa!

489
00:20:11,531 --> 00:20:14,634
They don't pay me enough
to do this job.

490
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:17,703
Mrs. Puff, up here!

491
00:20:17,807 --> 00:20:19,186
Guards!

492
00:20:19,290 --> 00:20:21,358
Guards! They're back!

493
00:20:21,462 --> 00:20:23,186
What's all the hubbub,
Puff?

494
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:24,841
They're back!

495
00:20:24,945 --> 00:20:28,048
Mrs. Puff, it's us!

496
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:37,152
What the barnacle
is going on?

497
00:20:37,255 --> 00:20:38,876
Get away from me!

498
00:20:38,979 --> 00:20:39,876
Get away!

499
00:20:39,979 --> 00:20:41,703
What are you talking
about, Puff?

500
00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:42,979
MRS.
You can't fool me.

501
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:46,703
You're SpongeBob
and that guy who
likes the chili.

502
00:20:47,738 --> 00:20:51,910
Let's face it, Puff,
you've gone off
the deep end.

503
00:20:52,910 --> 00:20:54,152
Get in there, you!

504
00:20:54,255 --> 00:20:59,393
You need a nice long stay
in solitary confinement!

505
00:20:59,496 --> 00:21:00,807
Oh, well...

506
00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:03,876
Let's look
at the positives again.

507
00:21:03,979 --> 00:21:06,014
I'm finally away from those two.

508
00:21:06,117 --> 00:21:11,014
Yes, all alone
in my nice soft room.

509
00:21:11,117 --> 00:21:13,358
Made of sponge.

510
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:26,427
I can pass the test,
Mrs. Puff!

511
00:21:26,531 --> 00:21:27,738
I can pass the test!

512
00:21:38,669 --> 00:21:39,738
Freeze!

513
00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:41,841
Your joyride's over, punk!

514
00:21:41,945 --> 00:21:44,152
No!

515
00:21:44,255 --> 00:21:44,876
What?

516
00:21:44,979 --> 00:21:45,738
No, no!

517
00:21:45,841 --> 00:21:46,979
What are you doing?

518
00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:47,703
Help! Help!

519
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:48,565
No! No! Please!

520
00:21:48,669 --> 00:21:49,910
I have a snail
to feed.

521
00:21:50,014 --> 00:21:51,186
I can't go to jail now.

522
00:21:51,290 --> 00:21:52,324
This is not a good time.

523
00:21:52,427 --> 00:21:54,807
No, please, please,
I'm not a criminal!

524
00:21:54,910 --> 00:21:56,255
I can't believe it.

525
00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:57,358
It was all a dream.

526
00:21:57,462 --> 00:21:59,772
I'm not going to jail!

527
00:21:59,876 --> 00:22:01,600
Why would you
go to jail?

528
00:22:01,703 --> 00:22:04,324
You already did
your time.

529
00:22:09,945 --> 00:22:11,048
Huh?

530
00:22:11,152 --> 00:22:13,565
Oh, it's just
my imagination again.

531
00:22:13,669 --> 00:22:16,738
So what's for dinner
tonight, Puff Mama,
chili?

532
00:22:24,358 --> 00:22:31,841
Aw, forget it.

533
00:22:31,945 --> 00:22:34,600
and NICKELODEON

534
00:23:03,738 --> 00:23:08,221
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