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Come on, Mr. Doodles

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we haven't got all day.

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We got to down
to me favorite restaurant—

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mine— where we're shooting
our first ever

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Krusty Krab commercial.

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After this commercial airs

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we'll be swarming
with customers.

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I can already feel myself
sweating money.

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No, I got Squidward
organizing the whole thing.

10
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He's, you know... artsy.

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What the...?

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This looks expensive.

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Out of my way.
Coming through.

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Move it or lose it.

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Squidward!

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What?

17
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What in the toons'
name is going on?

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We're making the commercial,
Mr. Krabs.

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What you're doing
is throwing away me money.

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I told you to rent

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only what's
absolutely necessary.

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This is all necessary.

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We'll, what's all
this useless junk?

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That's the useless junk
for scene 28.

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Oh, well, how do you
explain that?

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A second Krusty Krab?

27
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Mr. Krabs, everyone
needs an understudy.

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Well, you got me there.

29
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But why do we need him?

30
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This job gets
very stressful, Mr. Krabs.

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All right, get lost, all of you!

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You're fired! Go on! Scram!
Get out of here, you moochers.

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That's right, keep moving!

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Except you. You stay.

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Well, this is just great.

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Now we've got no crew
to make the commercial.

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What are you talking
about, Squidward?

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We got the cheapest
crew in the world.

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You, me and Spongebob.

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Speaking of which, where
is that little barnacle?

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I'm down here, sir.

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What are you doing, lad?

43
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Squidward said I could help
by burying myself.

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Quit fooling

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and come on out.

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I need you to be
in the commercial.

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Me? In the Krusty Krab
commercial? Me?

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But-but-but-but-but...

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Don't throw your buts
at me, Mr. Squidward.

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We got a timetable
to keep.

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This thing airs tonight.

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Tonight?

53
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Tonight?

54
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Yep. I got a sweet deal

55
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on a prime-time slot.

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It's almost on, Gary.

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Yeah, I got butterflies, too.

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This is the most exciting thing
to ever happen

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in the history of history.

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Look, Gary, it's on!

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Oh, Jen, I've got
a real problem.

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What's your problem, Amy?

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I've got all this money

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and I don't know
what to do with it

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and I'm hungry.

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Who's there?

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Where's that
coming from?

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Yippee! It's Mr. Krabs.

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That's right, Amy.

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I heard all about your little
problem and I'm here to help.

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Follow me!

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Where are we? Where are we?

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Why, we're at none other than...

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The Krusty Krab.

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Did you say

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Krusty Krab?

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That's right.

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Krusty Krab.

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Home of the world famous...

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Krabby Patty!

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What's a Krabby Patty?

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Why, it's only the most
mouth-watering

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appetizing food
in the seven seas.

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There I am, Gary!

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There I am!

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We start with a fresh
patty— grilled and juicy.

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Add some crisp undersea
veggies and cheese.

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Topped off with secret sauce
and some buns.

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Voila!A Krabby Patty.

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I want a Krabby Patty.

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Me, too.

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How are you liking them
Krabby Patties, girls?

93
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Look, Gary,
there I am again. Look!

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Two more satisfied customers.

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So, why don't you come on in

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and have yourself
a Krabby Patty today?

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That was the best 60 seconds
of my life.

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Well, time for bed.

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Time to go do my favorite thing
at my favorite place.

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Hey, you!

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Top of the morning,
Oldster.

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Hey, I saw you
on TV last night.

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New Bran Flakes.

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Bold new taste.

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Bran Flakes.

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You did?

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Yeah, you were on
a commercial.

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You're right.

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Wow, he recognized me.

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Yep. See you later, Bran Flakes.

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What a nice cereal box.

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Ah... "Weren't you
that guy on TV?"

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"Yes, I am that guy.

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How kind of you to notice."

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"Weren't you that guy
on the television last night?"

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"Yes, that was me. I..."

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Oh, please
excuse me, sir.

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Oh, that's quite all right

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uh... "Spongebob."

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Wow. I'm getting
recognized all over.

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Next thing you know

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people are going to
start doing stuff

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like holding doors
open for...

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Why, sir, I'm flattered.

125
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Really? I don't smell anything.

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You're on your way, kid.

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Excuse me, sir.

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Could I get a napkin?

129
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Why, of course, dear sir.

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And next time, feel free
to approach me.

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It must be so degrading
to ask from across the room.

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And who am I making
this bad boy out to?

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To my tail fin.

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I'll get it myself.

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F-I-N. There we are, darling.

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Mmm? Shyness got
the best of him.

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There you are, Spongebob.

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I need you to...

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No problem, Squidward.

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I got one
already made out.

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Enjoy.

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"To my tail fin."

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Yes, I am that guy on TV.

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Hey, look.

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Please, good people,
no photos at work.

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Here's the ketchup.

147
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Well, maybe just one.

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Another one?

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Okay. Limbo.

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And now the— oh, I got it.

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There you are,
Spongebob.

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Jet pilot.

153
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Now I need
you to— ow!

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All right, boy.

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Get in there and
scrub the head

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and stop acting
so predictable.

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So misunderstood.

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Alas, good people, even the
brightest of stars grow weary.

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And I am no
exception.

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But I will shine again after
a quick break in my quarters.

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Stay beautiful.

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Hey, were you able to
catch Glandy McPinkfish

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on Floundermanlast night?

164
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No, how was he?

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Well, I new this guy's
acting was good

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but his singing
is phenomenal.

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I'm tell you, Vender

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if that guy was to cut
a solo record

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it would be a hit.

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Solo record.

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So, if I fire him and make his
successor do twice the work...

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Uh, come in.

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Oh, it's just you, Spongebob.

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Those heads better be beautiful.

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They are, Mr. Krabs,
and so is mine.

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And now I got to lay something
on you, Krabs baby.

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The only thing
you better lay

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is some patties on
the grill, fry boy.

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I can't take
that gig, Krabber.

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That phase of my career is over.

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I'm an entertainer now.

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What in blazes
are you talking about?

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Come on, Krabs, let's think
outside the box for a second.

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Commercials are old hat.

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The people want music.

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If I could change fate,
I would, Krabsie.

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But I'm an entertainer
deep down— a people's person.

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We're on the same page here,
aren't we?

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Boy, those krabby fumes
must have got to your head.

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Borrow Squidward's gas mask
then get right back to work.

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I knew you'd understand.

192
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Well, thanks for the start.

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I'm out of here.

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Ooh... I've never felt
such a strange combination

195
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of pity and indigestion.

196
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There he is.

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Hey, we've been
waiting for you.

198
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Where have you been?

199
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How long are you going
to keep us standing here?

200
00:08:00,820 --> 00:08:03,992
Well, Spongebob, are you
just going to stand there

201
00:08:04,095 --> 00:08:05,337
like a half-wit, mouth agape

202
00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:08,061
or are you going to fill
these people's orders?

203
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Pipe down, Squidward.

204
00:08:09,302 --> 00:08:10,302
This crowd looks angry.

205
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They're not going
to wait any longer.

206
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I think I better give them
what they need and fast.

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00:08:16,268 --> 00:08:17,095
I think so, too

208
00:08:17,199 --> 00:08:18,613
or Krabs will
fire both of us.

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00:08:18,716 --> 00:08:21,509
On second thought,
keep them waiting.

210
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No can do, Squidward.

211
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These people demand
entertainment.

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00:08:24,475 --> 00:08:25,440
Enter what?

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How you doing, folks?

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00:08:27,957 --> 00:08:28,820
Hungry!

215
00:08:28,923 --> 00:08:31,026
That's no problem,
ladies and germs

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'cause Spongebob is here

217
00:08:32,475 --> 00:08:34,199
to satisfy.

218
00:08:34,302 --> 00:08:35,199
Hey.

219
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Eating here was your idea.

220
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I'd like to call this little
number "Striped Sweater."

221
00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,199
We're starving!

222
00:09:05,199 --> 00:09:07,026
Squidward, this crowd
is insatiable.

223
00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:09,716
Then why don't you
get back in the kitchen

224
00:09:09,820 --> 00:09:12,302
and grab some patties,
and give them

225
00:09:12,406 --> 00:09:14,199
what they came here for!

226
00:09:14,302 --> 00:09:16,199
Juggling! Thanks, Squiddy.

227
00:09:16,302 --> 00:09:17,164
Boo!

228
00:09:17,268 --> 00:09:18,647
Is this some kind of joke?

229
00:09:18,751 --> 00:09:22,130
They want juggling and jokes
at the same time?

230
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Tough crowd.

231
00:09:25,164 --> 00:09:26,578
Oh, now what's he doing?

232
00:09:26,682 --> 00:09:30,164
Uh, what do you call a vampire
whose car breaks down

233
00:09:30,268 --> 00:09:32,613
three miles from a blood bank?

234
00:09:32,716 --> 00:09:33,440
A cab.

235
00:09:33,544 --> 00:09:34,957
We're losing our appetites!

236
00:09:35,061 --> 00:09:40,199
Uh, okay, there's a nun,
an astronaut, and a hairdryer.

237
00:09:40,302 --> 00:09:42,509
We want patties!

238
00:09:42,613 --> 00:09:45,302
Well, the most I can juggle
is three.

239
00:09:45,406 --> 00:09:47,164
But the show must go on.

240
00:09:47,268 --> 00:09:48,578
Whoa!

241
00:09:50,682 --> 00:09:52,026
Boo!

242
00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:56,164
Boo!

243
00:09:58,095 --> 00:09:59,785
My career is over.

244
00:09:59,888 --> 00:10:02,337
All those years
clawing my way up.

245
00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:06,406
All the people
I've stepped on, wasted.

246
00:10:06,509 --> 00:10:08,923
Hey, finally.

247
00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:12,544
That's what we've been
waiting for.

248
00:10:13,268 --> 00:10:16,406
They seem to like it when
I put this patty on the grill.

249
00:10:16,509 --> 00:10:18,337
I may be able
to save this act yet.

250
00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,061
Roll with it, Spongebob,
roll with it.

251
00:10:20,164 --> 00:10:24,199
There's more where
that came from, folks.

252
00:10:25,406 --> 00:10:26,440
You like that?

253
00:10:26,544 --> 00:10:28,613
It's what we wanted
all along.

254
00:10:28,716 --> 00:10:31,233
It's working, but how do I
follow it up?

255
00:10:31,337 --> 00:10:32,613
Think on your feet, Spongebob.

256
00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:35,199
That's what got you this far.
Buns!

257
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,509
It's a stretch

258
00:10:36,613 --> 00:10:38,130
but we all got to try

259
00:10:38,233 --> 00:10:41,026
to push the envelope sometime.

260
00:10:41,923 --> 00:10:46,475
Okay, folks,
how do you like this?

261
00:10:48,061 --> 00:10:50,130
I'm breaking new ground.

262
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,371
Time to get edgy.

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00:10:51,475 --> 00:10:53,751
We want onions!

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00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,095
Cheese!

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00:10:56,475 --> 00:10:58,785
Ready for the grand finale?

266
00:11:02,888 --> 00:11:04,061
Whoopee!

267
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,337
Krabby Patties!

268
00:11:10,268 --> 00:11:12,233
Well, Spongebob, looks like

269
00:11:12,337 --> 00:11:14,957
you finally found your calling.

270
00:11:15,061 --> 00:11:16,199
I'll say.

271
00:11:16,302 --> 00:11:18,785
I'm so glad I gave up
fry cooking for this.

272
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:32,751
Closing time
at The Krusty Krab.

273
00:11:32,854 --> 00:11:35,682
51, 52, 53...

274
00:11:35,785 --> 00:11:38,130
29, 30, 31...

275
00:11:38,233 --> 00:11:40,026
One, two, three,
one, two, three...

276
00:11:40,130 --> 00:11:42,509
Mr. Krabs, can
we please go now?

277
00:11:42,613 --> 00:11:44,199
Perhaps one of our
more loyal workers

278
00:11:44,302 --> 00:11:46,268
can enlighten you
on company policy.

279
00:11:46,371 --> 00:11:49,371
The Krusty Krab
Employee Manual
Second Revised Edition

280
00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:50,647
page 35, section 19,
clause 3a states

281
00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:52,199
"All staff must remain
on the premises

282
00:11:52,302 --> 00:11:55,233
until the day's receipts
are fully accounted for."

283
00:11:55,337 --> 00:11:56,854
But that's not fair.

284
00:11:56,957 --> 00:11:59,371
Clause 3b:
"The proprietor reserves
the right to be unfair."

285
00:11:59,475 --> 00:12:00,957
Teacher's pet.

286
00:12:01,061 --> 00:12:02,061
Let's see...

287
00:12:02,164 --> 00:12:05,406
five, ten, 25,
blue, applesauce...

288
00:12:05,509 --> 00:12:07,061
Everything looks to be in order.

289
00:12:07,164 --> 00:12:08,578
Except...

290
00:12:08,682 --> 00:12:09,854
Where is it?

291
00:12:09,957 --> 00:12:11,509
Where is it?
What?

292
00:12:11,613 --> 00:12:14,026
My dime.
Me special dime.

293
00:12:14,130 --> 00:12:15,578
The first dime
I ever made.

294
00:12:15,682 --> 00:12:18,337
I always keep it
at the back of the
register for luck.

295
00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,544
Well, I've never seen it.

296
00:12:20,647 --> 00:12:22,130
Hmm.

297
00:12:22,233 --> 00:12:25,061
Are you prepared to say that
with your hand on a stack

298
00:12:25,164 --> 00:12:27,440
of Interpretive Dance
Quarterlies?

299
00:12:27,544 --> 00:12:28,785
Of course I...

300
00:12:28,888 --> 00:12:30,406
What are you saying?

301
00:12:30,509 --> 00:12:33,199
Me? I ain't saying nothing
that would matter to anyone

302
00:12:33,302 --> 00:12:36,337
who'd be willing to take
a lie detector test.

303
00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:38,233
You're saying something.

304
00:12:38,337 --> 00:12:39,751
Heavens to Betsy, no.

305
00:12:39,854 --> 00:12:42,440
It's just that me lucky dime's
gone missing

306
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:45,613
and you've been working
the register all day.

307
00:12:45,716 --> 00:12:47,820
Are you accusing me
of something?

308
00:12:47,923 --> 00:12:50,716
Well, the way I see it,
there are three possibilities.

309
00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:52,854
One— you stole it.

310
00:12:52,957 --> 00:12:54,475
Two— you stole it.

311
00:12:54,578 --> 00:12:57,509
Or three— you stole it!

312
00:12:57,613 --> 00:13:00,509
I didn't take
your precious dime.

313
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,130
Show me your tentacles.

314
00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:04,785
What?
I want to see
empty suction cups.

315
00:13:04,888 --> 00:13:06,475
Here, here, here.
See them?

316
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,682
You... you can't do that to me.

317
00:13:08,785 --> 00:13:09,854
I'm your boss!

318
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:12,544
Not anymore, Mr. Krabs.

319
00:13:12,647 --> 00:13:14,992
I quit.

320
00:13:18,475 --> 00:13:20,371
No.

321
00:13:21,371 --> 00:13:22,647
I'm out of here.

322
00:13:22,751 --> 00:13:24,682
Squidward, you're making
a big mistake.

323
00:13:24,785 --> 00:13:25,992
Mistake? Ha!

324
00:13:26,095 --> 00:13:27,268
The only mistake
I ever made

325
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:29,957
was wasting my life
at The Krusty Krab.

326
00:13:30,061 --> 00:13:32,923
But a visit to The Krusty Krab
makes everyone happy.

327
00:13:33,026 --> 00:13:37,682
And what could be better
than serving up smiles?

328
00:13:37,785 --> 00:13:40,061
Being dead or anything else.

329
00:13:40,164 --> 00:13:42,647
I never knew you felt
so strongly about this.

330
00:13:42,751 --> 00:13:44,751
Where have you been?

331
00:13:44,854 --> 00:13:46,509
Well, I guess
I can't stop you.

332
00:13:46,613 --> 00:13:49,992
But, Squidward,
it's a cold, cold
world out there.

333
00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:53,578
No one's going to
serve you happiness
on a silver platter.

334
00:13:53,682 --> 00:13:55,509
Free sample? Cookies!

335
00:13:55,613 --> 00:13:56,475
Can I have...?

336
00:13:56,578 --> 00:13:57,785
Anyway, I just
want you to know

337
00:13:57,888 --> 00:14:00,544
if you ever get in
trouble, come find me.

338
00:14:00,647 --> 00:14:02,544
I'll take care of you.

339
00:14:02,647 --> 00:14:03,647
'Cause you and me?

340
00:14:03,751 --> 00:14:05,613
We're like brothers.

341
00:14:05,716 --> 00:14:07,440
Only closer.

342
00:14:11,164 --> 00:14:13,682
Spongebob, I don't need
your help.

343
00:14:13,785 --> 00:14:16,233
I am ready to unlock
my potential.

344
00:14:16,337 --> 00:14:19,544
I can become anything
I set my mind to.

345
00:14:19,647 --> 00:14:21,613
I could be a football player...

346
00:14:21,716 --> 00:14:23,268
or a king...

347
00:14:23,371 --> 00:14:24,406
or a spaceman.

348
00:14:24,509 --> 00:14:27,578
Or a football playing
king in space...

349
00:14:27,682 --> 00:14:28,785
with a mustache.

350
00:14:28,888 --> 00:14:31,475
Yeah. Uh-huh.

351
00:14:31,578 --> 00:14:32,957
You know, that reminds me

352
00:14:33,061 --> 00:14:35,716
there's something I've been
wanting to say to you

353
00:14:35,820 --> 00:14:37,647
since the day we met.

354
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:38,992
Good-bye.

355
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:40,406
Next time you see me

356
00:14:40,509 --> 00:14:44,613
this town will be eating
out of the palm of my hand.

357
00:14:44,716 --> 00:14:46,647
Spare change?

358
00:14:46,751 --> 00:14:48,337
Spare change, ma'am?

359
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:49,475
Squidward?

360
00:14:49,578 --> 00:14:51,302
Squidward, is that you?

361
00:14:51,406 --> 00:14:53,302
Uh, I... uh...

362
00:14:53,406 --> 00:14:54,751
It's me, Spongebob.

363
00:14:54,854 --> 00:14:56,682
We used to work together.

364
00:14:56,785 --> 00:14:58,337
Spongebob?

365
00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,268
There you go.

366
00:14:59,371 --> 00:15:00,647
So where you living
these days?

367
00:15:00,751 --> 00:15:02,785
Squidward
Tentacles?
Yes?

368
00:15:02,888 --> 00:15:04,888
Sign here
please.

369
00:15:05,888 --> 00:15:07,302
Uh... nowhere.

370
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,682
Great, and what have you
been doing with yourself?

371
00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:10,923
No, wait, let me guess.

372
00:15:11,026 --> 00:15:13,544
I see you've been working
on that mustache.

373
00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:15,957
The tattered clothes...

374
00:15:16,061 --> 00:15:17,613
the awful smell...

375
00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,785
You're a football player! No.

376
00:15:19,888 --> 00:15:21,475
A spaceman.

377
00:15:21,578 --> 00:15:22,578
No.

378
00:15:22,682 --> 00:15:23,682
A football playing
king in space?

379
00:15:23,785 --> 00:15:24,785
Don't you get it?

380
00:15:24,888 --> 00:15:27,820
I'm a loser!

381
00:15:27,923 --> 00:15:30,682
I've lost my job,
my home...

382
00:15:30,785 --> 00:15:33,130
everything!

383
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:35,440
Even your paintings?

384
00:15:35,544 --> 00:15:38,957
Nobody would take them,
so I had to eat them.

385
00:15:46,785 --> 00:15:48,199
There, there...

386
00:15:48,302 --> 00:15:50,440
you can come live with me.

387
00:15:50,544 --> 00:15:51,682
Here you go, Squidward.

388
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,268
You sleep in my bed.

389
00:15:53,371 --> 00:15:56,061
Okay, but just
till I get a job.

390
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,026
One day, two days tops.

391
00:15:58,130 --> 00:16:02,164
Nonsense, you stay as
long as you need to.

392
00:16:04,302 --> 00:16:06,751
Good night, my little angel.

393
00:16:06,854 --> 00:16:08,992
Breakfast is ready.

394
00:16:09,095 --> 00:16:10,957
You'll need to build up
your strength again

395
00:16:11,061 --> 00:16:12,957
so I laid out a big
buffet for you.

396
00:16:13,061 --> 00:16:14,785
And in bed, too?

397
00:16:14,888 --> 00:16:16,475
Oh, thanks, Spongebob.

398
00:16:16,578 --> 00:16:19,440
Spongebob, I... Ah, shh, shh, shh.

399
00:16:19,544 --> 00:16:21,751
Here comes the plane.

400
00:16:25,337 --> 00:16:28,820
It's really nice of you
to help me in my time of need.

401
00:16:28,923 --> 00:16:31,751
I'll try not to be a burden.

402
00:16:31,854 --> 00:16:33,302
It's no trouble.

403
00:16:33,406 --> 00:16:37,164
Is there anything else
I can do for you... winner?

404
00:16:37,268 --> 00:16:40,440
No, no, no, you've already...

405
00:16:40,544 --> 00:16:42,337
well...

406
00:17:10,923 --> 00:17:12,130
Oh, wow.

407
00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:17,406
Nourishing a broken spirit
is a lot of work.

408
00:17:17,509 --> 00:17:18,302
I'm bushed.

409
00:17:18,406 --> 00:17:20,854
Still, it feels nice to do good.

410
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,992
Good night, Gary.

411
00:17:23,095 --> 00:17:24,164
Spongebob

412
00:17:24,268 --> 00:17:26,061
can I get a glass of water?

413
00:17:28,716 --> 00:17:30,647
Thank you.

414
00:17:30,751 --> 00:17:31,682
Good night.

415
00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:37,164
Spongebob, can I get
some more blankets?

416
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:40,888
Here you go.

417
00:17:40,992 --> 00:17:41,785
Thank you.

418
00:17:44,199 --> 00:17:46,992
Spongebob, you forgot
to turn out the light.

419
00:17:48,923 --> 00:17:49,785
Good night.

420
00:17:54,647 --> 00:17:56,095
Gary.

421
00:17:56,199 --> 00:17:58,026
Squidward is not
a freeloader.

422
00:17:58,130 --> 00:18:01,199
And he would never
take advantage of me.

423
00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:07,751
He's just having a hard time
getting his confidence back.

424
00:18:08,578 --> 00:18:13,854
I'm sure he's close
to a breakthrough.

425
00:18:22,337 --> 00:18:24,716
I know he still isn't
looking for work!

426
00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:25,785
Don't rub it in!

427
00:18:25,888 --> 00:18:28,647
Spongebob,
where's my lemonade?

428
00:18:28,751 --> 00:18:31,026
Coming, Squidward.

429
00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:32,923
Spongebob!

430
00:18:33,026 --> 00:18:35,026
Spongebob!

431
00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:39,164
And why aren't you
in uniform?

432
00:18:42,130 --> 00:18:44,233
It's about time you got here.

433
00:18:44,337 --> 00:18:46,199
Here you go,
your majesty.

434
00:18:46,302 --> 00:18:47,888
I can't drink that.

435
00:18:47,992 --> 00:18:49,061
Why not?

436
00:18:49,164 --> 00:18:51,751
Are you blind?
Just look at it.

437
00:18:52,785 --> 00:18:53,578
What about it?

438
00:18:53,682 --> 00:18:56,130
That lemon has
three seeds in it.

439
00:18:56,233 --> 00:18:57,337
That's an odd number!

440
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,475
I can't eat anything
odd numbered.

441
00:18:59,578 --> 00:19:01,475
Fine, I'll just
take it out.

442
00:19:01,578 --> 00:19:02,613
No! No!

443
00:19:02,716 --> 00:19:04,751
It's already contaminated
by the bad lemon.

444
00:19:04,854 --> 00:19:06,302
It won't work.

445
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:11,544
Hmm. That's two things in
this house that won't work.

446
00:19:11,647 --> 00:19:13,820
Then go fix them.

447
00:19:15,130 --> 00:19:19,992
Two things
that won't work.

448
00:19:20,095 --> 00:19:22,992
I've changed my mind.
I want soup instead.

449
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,026
Okay.

450
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,440
Don't move.

451
00:19:28,647 --> 00:19:29,647
Here you go.

452
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:34,371
It's alphabet soup.
I made it special.

453
00:19:35,854 --> 00:19:38,888
Ah! Condensed soup
from a can.

454
00:19:38,992 --> 00:19:40,164
Disgusting.

455
00:19:40,268 --> 00:19:42,026
Now you've ruined
my appetite.

456
00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:43,992
Go fetch me
something to read.

457
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:45,923
Oh, okay.

458
00:19:46,026 --> 00:19:47,854
How about this?

459
00:19:49,233 --> 00:19:50,509
Get that away from me.

460
00:19:50,613 --> 00:19:52,716
You know I'm allergic
to newsprint.

461
00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:56,440
You know, when you
swatted that newspaper
out of my hands

462
00:19:56,544 --> 00:19:59,888
it reminded me of something
a friend of mine did...

463
00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:01,164
at his job!

464
00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:04,682
4:00. Time for my stories.

465
00:20:04,785 --> 00:20:09,337
Hurry up, they won't hold
the show while you laze around.

466
00:20:16,337 --> 00:20:18,026
Hey, where you going?

467
00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:19,061
To my job.

468
00:20:19,164 --> 00:20:20,923
You have a job?

469
00:20:21,026 --> 00:20:22,164
Why wouldn't I?

470
00:20:22,268 --> 00:20:23,992
I'm not some lazy,
inconsiderate jerk

471
00:20:24,095 --> 00:20:25,130
who lays in bed all day.

472
00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:29,095
Say, where can I get
one of these jobs?

473
00:20:29,199 --> 00:20:30,509
Oh, they're everywhere.

474
00:20:30,613 --> 00:20:32,716
Especially if you're green
and have six tentacles.

475
00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:36,785
Thanks, I'm going to go
look for one so I can stop

476
00:20:36,888 --> 00:20:38,164
moochingoff my friends

477
00:20:38,268 --> 00:20:40,992
and they can get back
to their lives.

478
00:20:41,095 --> 00:20:42,302
This isn't my show.

479
00:20:42,406 --> 00:20:44,923
Spongebob, the remote
control's broken.

480
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:46,268
Get over here and fix it.

481
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:47,854
I've got a better idea.

482
00:20:47,957 --> 00:20:51,682
Why don't I call someone
whose jobit is to fix it?

483
00:20:51,785 --> 00:20:52,923
You know why?

484
00:20:53,026 --> 00:20:54,302
Because when
I need a jobdone

485
00:20:54,406 --> 00:20:59,854
I get someone with
a jobto do that job!

486
00:21:00,923 --> 00:21:02,130
What are you saying?

487
00:21:05,199 --> 00:21:06,406
Donate to the children's fund?

488
00:21:06,509 --> 00:21:09,440
Why? What have children
ever done for me?

489
00:21:09,544 --> 00:21:11,440
You want your dime back?

490
00:21:11,544 --> 00:21:12,475
Take it.

491
00:21:12,578 --> 00:21:14,647
Now Squidward
can come back, right?

492
00:21:15,751 --> 00:21:17,785
Wrong. That ain't
my first dime.

493
00:21:17,888 --> 00:21:20,509
Then have some more dimes.
I've got plenty of them.

494
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,854
You can't put a price
on me first dime.

495
00:21:22,957 --> 00:21:24,371
And I can't forgive

496
00:21:24,475 --> 00:21:26,578
that thieving bilge rat
Squidward for stealing it.

497
00:21:26,682 --> 00:21:28,406
Listen you crustaceous
cheapskate!

498
00:21:28,509 --> 00:21:30,613
Squidward's been
living at my house
driving me crazy!

499
00:21:30,716 --> 00:21:32,233
And you're not going
to hire him back

500
00:21:32,337 --> 00:21:35,095
all because of
a stupid dime?

501
00:21:35,199 --> 00:21:35,992
What's that?

502
00:21:37,233 --> 00:21:38,544
Me first dime.

503
00:21:38,647 --> 00:21:42,164
Oh, dimey! I'll never
lose you again.

504
00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:43,371
This is a dime?

505
00:21:43,475 --> 00:21:45,095
I've been in business
a long time, boy.

506
00:21:45,199 --> 00:21:47,957
So... if Squidward
never stole the dime

507
00:21:48,061 --> 00:21:50,026
he can come back
to work, right?

508
00:21:50,130 --> 00:21:51,233
Aye, lad.

509
00:21:51,337 --> 00:21:53,992
Just let the dime and me
have our privacy.

510
00:21:54,095 --> 00:21:56,509
Eee hoo-hoo!

511
00:21:56,613 --> 00:22:00,130
Well, Mr. Squidward,
it's good to have you back.

512
00:22:00,233 --> 00:22:03,164
Well, it's kind of good
to be back, sir.

513
00:22:03,268 --> 00:22:05,682
It's all water under
the bridge now.

514
00:22:05,785 --> 00:22:07,026
I agree, sir.

515
00:22:07,130 --> 00:22:10,371
After all,
I'm sure you didn't mean
to misplace me dime.

516
00:22:10,475 --> 00:22:12,785
What? What are you saying?

517
00:22:12,888 --> 00:22:15,716
Well, it's obvious that you
put the dime in me pants.

518
00:22:15,820 --> 00:22:18,509
Dimes just don't fly
into people's pants.

519
00:22:18,613 --> 00:22:21,440
Are you accusing me
of something?

520
00:22:21,544 --> 00:22:22,613
Well, the way I see it

521
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,164
there are three
possibilities.

522
00:22:24,268 --> 00:22:25,647
One— you put the dime
in me pants.

523
00:22:25,751 --> 00:22:27,716
Two— you put the dime
in me pants.

524
00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:32,440
Or three— you put the dime
in me pants!

525
00:22:34,613 --> 00:22:39,509
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