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We now return

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to tonight's Creepy-Time
Theaterpresentation

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of "Night of the Robot."

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Hurry, Gary,
the scary robot movie's on.

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What do you mean
I shouldn't watch this?

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Scary movies don't always
freak me out.

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What if Mom is a robot?

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What if Uncle Sherm is a robot?

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What if Gary is a robot?

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Gary?

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Psst, Gary?

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Gare-bear?

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Gary, if you were a robot,
you'd tell me, right?

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Oh, I got nothing
to worry about.

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And now to get
a good night's sleep.

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Robot! Oh, my gosh!

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Huh?

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How about a little music

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to count me money to?

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And now for the number-one
song in Bikini Bottom,

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"Electric Zoo."

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Hey, that's pretty catchy!

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Yeah, that's not bad.

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I love this
young people's music.

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I surrender!

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Oh.
SpongeBob!

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Squidward, why are
you wearing my hat
on your nose?

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I'm not; I'm waiting
for number 17's order!

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Number 17— Krabby Patty
and a medium beverage.

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Of course.

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Sorry, Squidward, I'm
not really feeling
myself today.

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I keep thinking robots
are taking over the world—

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probably because
I watched this movie

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where robots take over
the world.

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I even asked Gary
if he was a robot.

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Pretty funny, huh?

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Hilarious.

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Just deliver the food.

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There you go.

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Enjoy your...

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Say, you're not
a robot, are you?

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No. I'm not.

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Well, keep your eyes peeled.

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They're everywhere.

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Back to work!

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I feel completely recharged.

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That sounds
like Mr. Krabs.

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Come on, little buddy,
play it again, please?

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One more time,

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for me.

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That was strange.

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Mr. Krabs was talking
to his radio

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and he said
he feels "recharged."

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If I didn't know better,
I'd say he was...

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a robot!

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Nah.

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Yes, hello.

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I was wondering if you
could play that song again.

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Hmm, which one, man?

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The one that goes
"Bee-boo-boo-bop,
boo-boo-beep."

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No, man, you're thinking of
"Bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bop."

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Bee-bee-boo, boo-boo-bop?

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Bee-boo-boo-bop?

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Boo-boo-bee-bop?

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Not "Bee-boo-boo-beep"?

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Bop?

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Beep?

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Boo-boo-bop?

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Oh, my gosh!

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Why was Mr. Krabs making
all those beeping sounds?

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Could it be that he's a robot?

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Nah.

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Oh, Squidward,
it's terrible!

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Mr. Krabs...
talking to radio...

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beeping sounds...
strange dancing...

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robot!

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That's great,
SpongeBob.

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Why don't you work
on this problem back
in the kitchen!

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I'm serious, Squidward.

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Mr. Krabs is a robot.

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And I can prove it, too!

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How did you...?

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Let's see— in the movie,

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the robots didn't have
a sense of humor;

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they couldn't laugh.

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Hey, Mr. Krabs!

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What is it,
boy?

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Squidward just told me
a hilarious joke

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and I thought you
might like to hear it.

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Is it true, Squidward?

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Is it hilarious?

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Um... yeah, sure.

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Well, let's
hear it, lad.

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Okay, here it goes.

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Uh, how'd it go, Squidward?

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It went... um, uh,
let's see, uh...

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Why couldn't the 11-year-old
get into the pirate movie?

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Why?

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It was rated "Arr!"

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Arr!

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Because it's...
about... pirates.

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I'm not paying you to do
stand-up, Mr. Squidward.

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Now, get back
to work.

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Not even a chuckle!

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See, Squidward?

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He didn't laugh because
he couldn't laugh

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because he's a robot!

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There's a logical explanation
why he didn't laugh, SpongeBob.

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He's obviously heard it before.

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The only reason
you think Krabs
is a robot

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is because you watched
that stupid movie.

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Now, why
don't you...

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Hey, Mr. Krabs!

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What?
What is it, boy?

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Squidward's father
never hugged him.

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Isn't that sad?

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Yes, I suppose
that is rather sad.

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But Squidward
can hug himself
during his break.

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Now, get back
to work.

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Just like the robot in the
movie— he couldn't cry either.

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SpongeBob,
this is getting ridiculous.

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I'll have you know
my father loved me very much!

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That's the final test,
Squidward— the love test.

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Robots can't love.

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Now, wait,
SpongeBob...

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Hey, Mr. Krabs!

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What is it,
SpongeBob?

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I just wanted to tell you
that Squidward loves you!

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Get back to work,
Mr. Squidward.

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Squidward?

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Aw, me radio died.

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Mmm... these batteries still
have a little juice in them.

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I know— I'll give them
to Pearl for Christmas.

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Me hard-boiled egg is ready!

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I can already taste it.

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Come to Papa!

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Gotcha!

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And what good is a hard-boiled
egg without a little salt?

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Mr. Krabs!

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Oh, my eyes! Aah!

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Mister...

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Will you be quiet?

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What did these robots
in the movie look like?

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They had piercing red eyes,
metal pincers for hands

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and they ran on batteries.

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Okay, so tell me, does Mr. Krabs
look anything like that?

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I'll evacuate
the customers,
you call the Navy.

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Hello, operator,
get me the Navy.

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Hello, you've reached the Navy's
automated phone service.

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Squidward, the robots
are running the Navy!

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Not the Navy!

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Everyone, run for your lives!

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Robots have taken over
the world!

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Our world!

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What do we do now?

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I don't know.

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Hey, a nickel!

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SpongeBob!

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Sorry.

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Ah, that's better.

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We need to find out

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what that robot did with
the real Mr. Krabs, but how?

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Well, in the movie the hero
teams up with a buddy

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and they get the poop
on the robot.

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They poop on the robot?

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Yeah, you know, they get
the straight poop,

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ask questions, get information.

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I never thought I'd say this,

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but, SpongeBob,
let's get that poop!

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Oh, hello, boys.

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What can I do for you?

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Why did you lock the door?

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Why do you have that rope?

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Who's watching
the cash register?

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SpongeBob! Squidward!

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What's the meaning of this?

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Untie me this instant!

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Shut up.

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Sweet Davy Jones!

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What the heck is going on?

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I said shut up,
you bucket of bolts!

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I can't take it!

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SpongeBob,
are you okay?

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Oh, Squidward, seeing you
slap Mr. Krabs like that

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is just too horrible
to watch.

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No, that's
not Mr. Krabs.

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That's Robot Krabs.

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Oh, yeah.

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And the only way
to deal with these
robot types

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is to find out
what they know.

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Right.

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SpongeBob, you
got to ask him
a question first.

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Oh, yeah.

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What color is
my underwear?

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SpongeBob,

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let me handle this.

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Where's Mr. Krabs?

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What are you talking about?

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I'm Mr. Krabs.

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We can do this
all night if
you want.

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Where's Mr. Krabs?

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I'm Mr. Krabs.

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Where's Mr. Krabs?

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I'm Mr. Krabs.

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Where's Mr. Krabs?

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I am Mr. Krabs!

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I am! I am! I am! I am!
I am! I am! I am!

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This is one stubborn robot.

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What?

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You think I'm a robot?

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We don't think;
we know.

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That's the silliest thing
I've ever heard.

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I am Mr. Krabs!

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He's not cracking.

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We'll never get it
out of him this way.

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I got an idea.

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Keep an eye on him,
Squidward.

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Don't fall for any
of his robo-tricks.

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If Robot Krabs won't tell us
where Mr. Krabs is,

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maybe one of his
little robot friends will.

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SpongeBob, uh,
that's a blender.

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Yeah, but I saw Mr. Krabs
talking with his radio before.

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He called it his
"little buddy."

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Oh, really?

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Put it on the table,
SpongeBob.

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You're going
to interrogate
my blender?

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You're crazy!

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We're just going
to see what your
"little buddy" knows.

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No, wait!

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What are you going to do
to me blender?

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That cost me money!

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Where's Mr. Krabs?

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Not talking, eh?

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No! That cost me $24.95!

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I guess it didn't
know anything.

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Go get the toaster.

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No, not me toaster.

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That cost me $32.50!

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$62.67!

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Fort...

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Well, actually,
that one was a gift.

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No!

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This is the last robot,
Squidward.

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No! Not my cash register!

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I raised it myself!

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I got it when it was
just a little calculator.

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No!

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I thought you said
robots can't cry.

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I also said they
couldn't love.

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I loved it like it was me own!

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Ah... at least
he's not laughing.

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Oh, I remember the laughs
we used to share...

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SpongeBob, how
did that movie
of yours end?

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The movie?

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Oh, yeah, the ending was great!

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Turns out there weren't
any robots after all.

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It was just their...
imagination.

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Hey, it's time
to feed Gary.

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Squidward!

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Gary, the paper's here!

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You can have
this, buddy,

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because all I need is
the "entertainment section."

263
00:12:11,782 --> 00:12:13,127
I am a happy sponge!

264
00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:25,127
I see you got
the paper.

265
00:12:25,230 --> 00:12:27,851
Oh, hey, Patrick.

266
00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:32,023
Well, I better
get going.

267
00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:33,747
Yep, see you later.

268
00:12:34,885 --> 00:12:36,058
Cheep-cheep-cheep.

269
00:12:36,161 --> 00:12:38,092
What did you say?

270
00:12:38,196 --> 00:12:39,161
I didn't say
anything.

271
00:12:39,265 --> 00:12:40,541
I didn't say
anything either.

272
00:12:40,644 --> 00:12:42,196
See you later, then.

273
00:12:42,299 --> 00:12:43,403
Cheep-cheep-cheep.

274
00:12:43,506 --> 00:12:45,127
All right, quit
messing with me.

275
00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:46,713
I know you said
something.

276
00:12:46,816 --> 00:12:47,782
Ah, but it is you

277
00:12:47,885 --> 00:12:49,334
that is messing
with me.

278
00:12:49,437 --> 00:12:50,816
Cheep-cheep-cheep.

279
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,127
That's what's
messing with us.

280
00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:56,127
It's a baby scallop.

281
00:12:56,230 --> 00:12:57,196
I'll take care of this.

282
00:12:57,299 --> 00:12:58,092
No, Patrick.

283
00:12:58,196 --> 00:12:59,437
It's totally helpless.

284
00:12:59,541 --> 00:13:02,230
It looks like
he can't even fly yet.

285
00:13:02,334 --> 00:13:04,127
Well, what's
the matter?

286
00:13:04,230 --> 00:13:05,161
Is he stupid?

287
00:13:05,265 --> 00:13:06,747
No, Patrick,
he's just a baby.

288
00:13:06,851 --> 00:13:09,334
He's all alone
with no one to
take care of him.

289
00:13:09,437 --> 00:13:11,989
Well, we can't just
leave him out here.

290
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,437
You're right.

291
00:13:13,541 --> 00:13:16,265
Come on, let's
take him into
the pineapple.

292
00:13:16,368 --> 00:13:19,541
Let's see, we need a box
for him to sleep in.

293
00:13:19,644 --> 00:13:21,403
There you go.

294
00:13:21,506 --> 00:13:24,092
It's the best seat
in the house.

295
00:13:25,851 --> 00:13:26,747
Let me see.

296
00:13:26,851 --> 00:13:29,437
Hey, it's
kind of cute.

297
00:13:29,541 --> 00:13:30,816
Uh-oh!

298
00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:33,747
I think
somebody's hungry!

299
00:13:33,851 --> 00:13:34,334
Is it true?

300
00:13:34,437 --> 00:13:35,161
Are you hungry?

301
00:13:35,265 --> 00:13:36,747
Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep!

302
00:13:36,851 --> 00:13:38,196
I've got just the thing.

303
00:13:38,299 --> 00:13:40,230
How would you like
a Krabby Patty?

304
00:13:41,610 --> 00:13:43,782
SpongeBob
SquarePants,
are you crazy?

305
00:13:43,885 --> 00:13:45,230
That's not
the right food

306
00:13:45,334 --> 00:13:47,196
for a little fellow
like him.

307
00:13:47,299 --> 00:13:48,334
Of course not.

308
00:13:48,437 --> 00:13:50,230
I don't know
what I was thinking.

309
00:13:50,334 --> 00:13:52,265
He needs a tiny
Krabby Patty.

310
00:13:53,678 --> 00:13:54,575
Bleah!

311
00:13:54,678 --> 00:13:55,816
Huh?

312
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:59,161
No one's ever turned down
one of these down before.

313
00:13:59,265 --> 00:14:00,713
Let's try a doughnut.

314
00:14:02,127 --> 00:14:03,196
French fries?

315
00:14:03,299 --> 00:14:04,196
Uh-uh.

316
00:14:04,299 --> 00:14:05,230
A doughnut?

317
00:14:06,368 --> 00:14:07,334
All we have left

318
00:14:07,437 --> 00:14:08,230
is this apple.

319
00:14:08,334 --> 00:14:10,678
Hello,
sea creatures!

320
00:14:10,782 --> 00:14:14,368
I bring you greetings
from Apple World.

321
00:14:16,092 --> 00:14:16,920
Of course.

322
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,230
Scallops love worms.

323
00:14:19,334 --> 00:14:20,506
Huh? Wait!

324
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,058
We will bury you!

325
00:14:24,541 --> 00:14:26,920
Well, you should be good
for the rest...

326
00:14:28,299 --> 00:14:29,196
What now?

327
00:14:29,299 --> 00:14:30,092
I don't know!

328
00:14:32,023 --> 00:14:33,265
Aw, don't cry!

329
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,299
Do something, SpongeBob!

330
00:14:36,403 --> 00:14:38,851
Uh... uh... uh...

331
00:14:38,954 --> 00:14:41,575
Blah-blah-blah,
look at the funny face!

332
00:14:41,678 --> 00:14:45,230
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo,
look at the funny face!

333
00:14:45,334 --> 00:14:48,644
Look at the funny face.

334
00:14:48,747 --> 00:14:49,610
Wait!

335
00:14:49,713 --> 00:14:52,334
I think I might
know the problem.

336
00:14:52,437 --> 00:14:55,092
Yep, that's it all right.

337
00:14:55,196 --> 00:14:57,368
Hold on just one second.

338
00:14:57,472 --> 00:14:59,816
Here he is, good as new.

339
00:15:01,092 --> 00:15:02,851
How did you know?

340
00:15:02,954 --> 00:15:05,230
How do you think?

341
00:15:05,334 --> 00:15:08,437
And I been doing it
all by myself

342
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,058
for almost a year.

343
00:15:10,161 --> 00:15:12,092
Wow, I'm sure glad you're here.

344
00:15:12,196 --> 00:15:13,782
I know, good thing
there's two of us.

345
00:15:13,885 --> 00:15:17,713
You know, Patrick,
since this scallop
doesn't have parents,

346
00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:19,472
we should raise it
ourselves.

347
00:15:19,575 --> 00:15:22,023
Yeah, at least
till it's old enough

348
00:15:22,127 --> 00:15:23,023
to be on its own.

349
00:15:23,127 --> 00:15:24,644
Oh, I want to be
the mom!

350
00:15:24,747 --> 00:15:28,196
I don't think you can be the mom
because you never wear a shirt.

351
00:15:28,299 --> 00:15:29,644
You're right.

352
00:15:29,747 --> 00:15:34,885
If I was a mom, this
would be kind of shocking.

353
00:15:34,989 --> 00:15:38,161
Just call me "Daddy"!

354
00:16:18,782 --> 00:16:21,437
It sure is cute
when it's asleep.

355
00:16:21,541 --> 00:16:22,437
Yeah.

356
00:16:25,472 --> 00:16:27,782
Shh!

357
00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:32,334
Hey, SpongeBob.

358
00:16:32,437 --> 00:16:33,851
Yes, Patrick?

359
00:16:33,954 --> 00:16:37,782
I never thought being a parent
could be this much fun.

360
00:16:37,885 --> 00:16:38,575
Me neither.

361
00:16:38,678 --> 00:16:40,403
Well, good night, SpongeBob.

362
00:16:40,506 --> 00:16:42,575
Good night, Patrick.

363
00:16:43,472 --> 00:16:46,196
Patrick, breakfast is ready!

364
00:16:48,092 --> 00:16:49,403
All right!

365
00:16:49,506 --> 00:16:52,885
All this parenting stuff
makes me hungry.

366
00:16:56,575 --> 00:16:59,920
Hey, Junior,
how you doing today?

367
00:17:00,989 --> 00:17:01,954
SpongeBob?

368
00:17:02,058 --> 00:17:03,437
Yes, Patrick?

369
00:17:03,541 --> 00:17:04,541
Kid's got a stinky.

370
00:17:04,644 --> 00:17:06,023
Could you change him?

371
00:17:06,127 --> 00:17:07,092
My hands are full.

372
00:17:08,816 --> 00:17:09,713
Ahh...

373
00:17:09,816 --> 00:17:11,127
Wish I could,
but I got to get going.

374
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:13,265
Going? Where are you going?

375
00:17:13,368 --> 00:17:14,265
Going to work.

376
00:17:14,368 --> 00:17:15,782
I'm the dad, remember?

377
00:17:15,885 --> 00:17:18,575
You mean I have to do
all this baby stuff myself?

378
00:17:18,678 --> 00:17:21,541
I'll give you a break tonight
when I get home.

379
00:17:21,644 --> 00:17:24,161
Don't you two stop
being adorable.

380
00:17:26,437 --> 00:17:27,575
Okay.

381
00:17:34,161 --> 00:17:36,058
Phew! What a day.

382
00:17:36,161 --> 00:17:37,368
Oh, great, you're home.

383
00:17:37,472 --> 00:17:39,610
Now you can help me
with the baby.

384
00:17:39,713 --> 00:17:41,713
Aw, gee, SpongeBob,
I'd love to,

385
00:17:41,816 --> 00:17:44,092
but I'm totally
beat from work.

386
00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:44,713
Huh?

387
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:53,610
That guy got hit in the head
with a coconut!

388
00:17:53,713 --> 00:17:56,023
Patrick, what
about my break?

389
00:17:56,127 --> 00:17:57,403
Oh, yeah,
your break.

390
00:17:57,506 --> 00:17:59,127
Uh, tomorrow,
I promise.

391
00:17:59,230 --> 00:18:02,334
Uh, okay, tomorrow.

392
00:18:04,713 --> 00:18:06,472
Phew, another tough day.

393
00:18:06,575 --> 00:18:11,575
Oh, Patrick, I'm so glad you're
home after working all day.

394
00:18:11,678 --> 00:18:14,023
I can't wait for my break.

395
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:15,472
Work was a killer.

396
00:18:15,575 --> 00:18:17,127
I need my chair.

397
00:18:18,092 --> 00:18:19,989
Patrick, I really
need my...

398
00:18:20,092 --> 00:18:21,816
Tomorrow for sure.

399
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:26,541
Patrick?

400
00:18:26,644 --> 00:18:28,989
I'll get to it eventually...

401
00:18:34,265 --> 00:18:36,092
Uh...?

402
00:18:36,196 --> 00:18:36,920
Uh.

403
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,541
Patrick Star,
we need to talk!

404
00:18:40,644 --> 00:18:42,334
Just one more minute—
I got to...

405
00:18:42,437 --> 00:18:44,541
Don't "one more minute"
me, Mr. Man!

406
00:18:44,644 --> 00:18:45,782
Hey! I'm missing
the coconut.

407
00:18:45,885 --> 00:18:48,506
You haven't been
helping at all
with Junior!

408
00:18:48,610 --> 00:18:49,541
We made a commitment

409
00:18:49,644 --> 00:18:51,437
and you're not
doing your share!

410
00:18:51,541 --> 00:18:52,610
You never do anything.

411
00:18:52,713 --> 00:18:54,196
I changed his diaper.

412
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,334
Yeah, once.

413
00:18:55,437 --> 00:18:56,610
He's only this big.

414
00:18:56,713 --> 00:18:59,989
How many diapers
can he possibly use?

415
00:19:00,092 --> 00:19:01,161
Hmm?

416
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,954
Oh, that's not so much.

417
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:04,506
Hmm?

418
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:05,747
So?

419
00:19:05,851 --> 00:19:07,299
Hmm?

420
00:19:07,403 --> 00:19:09,023
Hmm?

421
00:19:09,127 --> 00:19:10,989
Hmm?

422
00:19:16,299 --> 00:19:17,885
I had no idea!

423
00:19:17,989 --> 00:19:21,403
What kind of father
am I?

424
00:19:23,437 --> 00:19:26,196
I'll make it up
to you, buddy.

425
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,265
I promise.

426
00:19:27,368 --> 00:19:30,437
So, what's the plan
for today?

427
00:19:30,541 --> 00:19:31,851
No more fooling around.

428
00:19:31,954 --> 00:19:33,403
From now on, I'm Superdad!

429
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:37,816
I'll work straight through lunch
so I can get home on time.

430
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,403
So make sure you save
a big old stinky diaper

431
00:19:41,678 --> 00:19:42,678
for me to change.

432
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:45,230
And you could take
the night off, pal.

433
00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:47,506
Great, so I'll
see you at 6:00.

434
00:19:47,610 --> 00:19:48,885
6:00.

435
00:19:48,989 --> 00:19:50,127
6:00.

436
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,747
6:00.

437
00:19:51,851 --> 00:19:53,023
6:00.

438
00:19:53,127 --> 00:19:54,747
6:00.

439
00:19:54,851 --> 00:19:56,403
6:00.

440
00:19:56,506 --> 00:19:57,920
6:00.

441
00:20:04,678 --> 00:20:06,610
Boy, that was some party!

442
00:20:06,713 --> 00:20:08,196
Oh, hey, SpongeBob.

443
00:20:08,299 --> 00:20:09,023
Hey, Junior.

444
00:20:11,058 --> 00:20:12,092
What?

445
00:20:12,196 --> 00:20:13,058
What?

446
00:20:13,161 --> 00:20:14,230
Oh, nothing.

447
00:20:14,334 --> 00:20:15,575
Oh, what a relief.

448
00:20:15,678 --> 00:20:17,058
For a second,
I thought you
were mad at me.

449
00:20:17,161 --> 00:20:19,816
Do you remember
what you said to me
this morning?

450
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,713
Something about
root beer, right?

451
00:20:23,403 --> 00:20:24,196
No.

452
00:20:24,299 --> 00:20:25,127
Wait, wait.

453
00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:26,161
Let me guess.

454
00:20:26,265 --> 00:20:27,575
I give up.

455
00:20:27,678 --> 00:20:30,092
Does "You could take
the night off, pal"

456
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:31,265
ring a bell?

457
00:20:31,368 --> 00:20:33,816
Pfft... I don't need this!

458
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:34,851
What?

459
00:20:34,954 --> 00:20:36,851
Where do you think you're going?

460
00:20:36,954 --> 00:20:40,610
I'm going back to work.

461
00:20:41,437 --> 00:20:42,610
Work?

462
00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:50,644
He got hit in the head
with two coconuts!

463
00:20:50,747 --> 00:20:52,575
So... this is work?

464
00:20:52,678 --> 00:20:55,092
You know, it's not
as easy as it looks.

465
00:20:55,196 --> 00:20:57,678
Sometimes I got
to move the antenna,

466
00:20:57,782 --> 00:20:59,644
sometimes I lose
the remote,

467
00:20:59,747 --> 00:21:02,472
and sometimes my butt
itches real bad!

468
00:21:02,575 --> 00:21:03,851
Oh, you poor, poor thing.

469
00:21:03,954 --> 00:21:07,299
By the way, you forgot
your briefcase.

470
00:21:10,265 --> 00:21:16,161
Oh, so this is the thanks I get
for working overtime?

471
00:21:16,816 --> 00:21:17,747
Overtime?

472
00:21:29,058 --> 00:21:32,058
There's that
stupid noise again!

473
00:21:32,161 --> 00:21:33,713
Oh, that's not
a stupid noise.

474
00:21:33,816 --> 00:21:36,851
That's just Junior
about to jump out
that window.

475
00:21:36,954 --> 00:21:38,437
Oh.

476
00:21:38,885 --> 00:21:41,403
Junior!

477
00:21:42,506 --> 00:21:43,299
Here, darling!

478
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:44,506
Here we come,
buddy!

479
00:21:44,610 --> 00:21:46,954
Come to Daddy,
right in the
old pocket.

480
00:21:47,058 --> 00:21:49,161
Uh-oh!

481
00:21:52,161 --> 00:21:53,575
Did you catch him?

482
00:21:53,678 --> 00:21:55,403
No.

483
00:21:55,713 --> 00:21:59,403
We're bad parents.

484
00:22:03,299 --> 00:22:04,816
Cheep-cheep-cheep.

485
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:08,058
Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep.

486
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:09,230
Junior?

487
00:22:09,334 --> 00:22:10,747
He's flying.

488
00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:14,816
I guess he's
all grown up.

489
00:22:16,678 --> 00:22:19,472
Hey, what about Daddy?

490
00:22:22,472 --> 00:22:24,713
That's my boy.

491
00:22:24,816 --> 00:22:25,782
Good-bye.

492
00:22:25,885 --> 00:22:27,334
Good-bye, Junior.

493
00:22:27,437 --> 00:22:30,437
Well, Patrick,
he doesn't need
us anymore.

494
00:22:30,541 --> 00:22:34,989
This is the hardest part
of every parent's life...

495
00:22:35,092 --> 00:22:36,368
I assume.

496
00:22:36,472 --> 00:22:40,610
Despite all we've
been through,
it was worth it.

497
00:22:40,713 --> 00:22:41,368
Yeah.

498
00:22:41,747 --> 00:22:49,058
Let's have another.

499
00:22:49,161 --> 00:22:52,437
and NICKELODEON

500
00:23:20,989 --> 00:23:25,541
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