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Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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and NICKELODEON

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A slow day at the Krusty Krab.

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Hey, Squidward, check this out.

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Two ordinary Krabby Patties,

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but when expertly tossed
with the skill of a champ

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they become...

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A one-way ticket to pain!

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Huh?

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Heave ho!

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What the devilfish
is going on out here?

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Time is money,

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and if you boys is wasting time,
then you're wasting money.

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And that's just sick!

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But we were performing a ritual
to attract customers,

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and the only way it can work is
for us to get hurt... real bad.

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What stupid barnacle
told you that?

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Uh...

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Listen, instead
of killing yourselves,

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I've got something real
important for you to do for me.

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Now, are you men ready
for your super...

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"Super..."

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Special...

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"Special..."

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Secret...

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"Secret..."

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Assignment.

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Put us out
of our misery.

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I gotta know, I gotta know,
I gotta know.

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The two of you are to paint
the inside of me house.

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Yay!

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But, let me give
you two a warning—

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this here paint
is absolutely permanent.

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It will never
come off,

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so if I see even one drop
on anything but wall,

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I'll have your rear ends cut off
and mounted over me fireplace!

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So have fun
with the job.

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Patrick.

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Yeah, SpongeBob.

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Mr. Krabs sure has a lot
of expensive treasures

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to drip paint on.

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Do you think we should take this
stuff off the walls?

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No way, SpongeBob.

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We're not getting paid
to move stuff.

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Patrick, we're not
getting paid at all.

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Well, that's what I said—

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we're not getting paid,
and that's final!

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Okay, we'll just paint
around all this stuff.

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Good, just don't pay me.

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First, we need to set out
the tarp.

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Tarp, ahoy!

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We're going to need
more coverage, Patrick.

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Now, that's what
I'm talking about.

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Well, I guess
we should open

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these cans of permanent
paint now.

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That will never,
ever come off.

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And if we get it on anything,

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Mr. Krabs will cut
our butts off...

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And mount them on the wall.

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Careful, SpongeBob.

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Careful, SpongeBob.

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SpongeBob, careful.

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Careful, SpongeBob.

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Careful, SpongeBob.

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Careful, SpongeBob!

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Patrick, the lid's already off.

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Oh.

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Now it' my turn.

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I should do this one,
too, Patrick.

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Well, that was a rip-off.

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Okay, Patrick, let's get
our brushes ready.

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Uh, maybe we should start
with a smaller brush.

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All right, Patrick,
got to get started...

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painting this wall...

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with the permanent paint
that we can't get on anything...

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but the wall.

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Well, here we go.

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Just a few more seconds
of mental preparation

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and I'll be painting this wall.

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I'm getting to the painting.

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Can you move it along?

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I'm all out of time cards.

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No problem.

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Here I go.

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Yeah.

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Huh?

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Barnacles!

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What could be worse
than a giant paint bubble?

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Oh, I know.

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Two giant
paint bubbles.

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Patrick!

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Yeah, SpongeBob.

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I don't think it
can get much bigger.

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Nonsense!

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Pat, no!

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We did it.

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We painted the whole house,

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and without getting paint
on anything but...

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Flopping flotsam! What's that?

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We're dead, Patrick.

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Do you know what that is?

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Mmm, it's a dollar.

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I win!

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That's not
just a dollar.

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It's Mr. Krabs's
first dollar,

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his most prized possession.

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And we got paint on it!

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I think you
are overreacting,
SpongeBob.

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I don't see any paint.

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Okay, this isn't
a problem.

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Maybe I can just
wipe it off.

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There, I think I got it.

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Oh, now I see it.

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This is not good,
Patrick.

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This is not good.

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Mr. Krabs is going
to be home soon,

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and when he sees what we did
to his dollar...

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Wait, SpongeBob, all we got
to do is wash the paint off

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and Krabs will never know.

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But Mr. Krabs said...

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Forget what
Mr. Krabs said.

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Every paint comes off
with something.

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Did it work?

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No.

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Did it work?

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No.

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Did it work?

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No.

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Nothing's working!

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Wait, SpongeBob!

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We're not cavemen.

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We have technology.

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It didn't work.

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This is all Mr. Krabs' fault.

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If he hadn't hung that stupid
dollar in the first place...

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I mean, it's not like
it looks any different

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than a regular dollar.

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Why hang it?

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You could just stick any old
dollar bill up on the wall—

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no one would even
know the difference.

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You might as well just reach
into my wallet,

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pull out a dollar
and put it on the wall.

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Okay, Patrick,
take out your wallet.

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I don't see where
you're going with this.

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Hey, a dollar.

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Our butts are saved, Patrick.

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Now all we have to...

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Patrick, no!

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Patrick, no.

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Why did you put it...?

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Grab it, Pat,
grab it.

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Hurry, hurry!

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Oh, Pat, no, no.

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Get it, Pat, get it,
get it, get it.

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Want a bite?

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Okay, okay,
we still got time.

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Don't panic, SpongeBob,
panic is the enemy.

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You are strong.

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Through your strength
you shall overcome.

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You're on your own, pal.

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Hurry, Patrick, put the dollar
back on the wall.

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I got an idea.

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What the...?

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We're all done.

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Everything looks great.

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Yeah, you don't
have to look around.

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We already did
that for you.

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You both look like you got

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a dirty little secret.

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Ha, I'm kidding.

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Let's see how you did.

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Ooh, not bad, boys,
not bad.

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A nice even coat,
high gloss, no bubbles.

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Yeah, looks great, Mr. Krabs.

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We'll just be going.

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Flipping fish parcels,
look what you did!

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Please don't cut off
our butts.

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Oh, Mr. Krabs,
I'm so sorry.

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"Sorry?"

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You dusted all my knickknacks.

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That was really nice.

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Great Barrier Reef!

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What's this?

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That's not our fault.

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I don't want
to be buttless.

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Oh, and I suppose
the floor molding

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just painted itself on its own.

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That's what I call
craftsmanship.

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Criminy jim jim!

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You messed up my dollar...

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rama.

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All the dolls in this dollarama

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were perfectly aligned.

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Mama.

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And you boys thought
I wouldn't notice.

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Oh, well, I guess
no harm done.

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All right, boys,

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you're free to go.

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Ow! That's funny.

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I don't remember
a stack of paintings

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where me first dollar
used to be.

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In fact, I don't remember
this painting at all.

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Or this one.

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Or this one.

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Or this one.

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Or this one.

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Or this one.

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Or this one.

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Hi, Mr. Krabs.

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SpongeBob, what are you doing?

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Oh, you know,
just hanging around.

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Boo!

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Get down onto
the floor, boy.

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All right, now you're
just being silly.

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No, no, no!

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Mr. Krabs, no.

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Don't look.

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It's a trick.

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Did you two get paint
all over me first dollar?

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We're so sorry,
Mr. Krabs.

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And then did you
draw on it with crayon?

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I thought, you know,
maybe he'd buy it.

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All right, boys!

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You know what I've got
to do now?

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You mean, our butts?

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Can I use mine
one last time?

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There we go, good as new.

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But... but... but... but...

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Yeah, I lied.

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This paint actually
comes off with saliva.

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Oh, I get it, Mr. Krabs.

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You told us the paint
was permanent

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so me and Patrick
would be more careful

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and not get paint on anything.

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Nah, I just like
to mess with you.

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Oh, the old man's still got it.

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Aw, crud.

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I really got to learn to say it,
not spray it.

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Welcome aboard.

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If you're watching this video,
then let me be the first to say:

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You've recently been hired

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by The Krusty Krab Restaurant

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and this is your first official
day of training.

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Can I make a Krabby Patty now?

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Oh, no, you've got
a lot to learn

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before you're ready
to make a Krabby Patty.

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As you can see by this graph...

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Graph.

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You are now employed

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by one of the most successful
restaurants in Bikini Bottom.

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But it didn't get that way
overnight...

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because the store closes
at 6:00.

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No, story of The Krusty Krab

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is a story of one man's hard
work, perseverance, vision,

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determination and sweat.

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But mostly his sweat.

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You may think
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs,

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owner and founder
of Krusty Krab Inc.,

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has always been the financial
wizard he is today.

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And you're right.

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After the war,

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Krabs stayed secluded in a deep
depression that seemed endless.

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But then his luck changed

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when he acquired a bankrupt
retirement home,

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and with a few minor
alterations,

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The Krusty Krab was born.

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Sounds like a lot of...

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Hoopla!

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Sounds like a lot...

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Hoopla!

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Sounds like a...

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Hoopla!

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Hoopla!

274
00:13:23,575 --> 00:13:25,264
Sounds like a lot of hoopla

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to make over
a little Krabby Patty, right?

276
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Wrong!

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To keep up with today's
demanding customers,

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no expense has been spared

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to acquire
all the latest achievements

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in fast-food technology.

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This here is an advanced
patty-control mechanism.

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00:13:49,264 --> 00:13:52,471
Here you see our automated
money-handling system.

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Don't touch.

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00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,609
These are high-quality

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beverage temperature devices.

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Imported.

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00:13:58,057 --> 00:14:01,402
This here's a prototype
liquid transfer machine.

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00:14:02,264 --> 00:14:03,609
And most importantly,

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you get your state-of-the-art

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condiment-dispersal units.

291
00:14:06,816 --> 00:14:08,575
You going to buy something?

292
00:14:08,678 --> 00:14:09,575
There's a standing fee.

293
00:14:09,678 --> 00:14:11,092
All of this modernization

294
00:14:11,195 --> 00:14:13,575
seems a little overwhelming
doesn't it?

295
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,023
Well, luckily for you,

296
00:14:15,126 --> 00:14:17,471
Mr. Krabs' fear
of robot overlords

297
00:14:17,575 --> 00:14:19,713
keeps the balance of technology
in check.

298
00:14:19,816 --> 00:14:22,126
But if modernization
is the heart of The Krusty Krab,

299
00:14:22,230 --> 00:14:26,402
then employees
are the liver and gallbladder.

300
00:14:26,506 --> 00:14:28,644
Let's see
if you've got what it takes.

301
00:14:28,747 --> 00:14:31,954
Hmm... poised, confident,
and a smile that says,

302
00:14:32,057 --> 00:14:35,540
"Hello, world,
may I take your order?"

303
00:14:35,644 --> 00:14:38,402
You've got the makings of a
good employee, Mr. SquarePants.

304
00:14:38,506 --> 00:14:43,920
But for every good employee,
there's one who is not so good.

305
00:14:44,023 --> 00:14:46,885
Let's see...
inattentive, impatient,

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00:14:46,988 --> 00:14:49,471
a glazed look in the eyes.

307
00:14:49,575 --> 00:14:50,851
Look carefully

308
00:14:50,954 --> 00:14:53,851
at the, "I Really Wish I Weren't
Here Right Now" button.

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00:14:53,954 --> 00:14:56,988
There's a name
for employees like this,

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00:14:57,092 --> 00:14:58,299
but we'll call him Squidward.

311
00:14:58,402 --> 00:15:02,299
I'm getting paid overtime
for this, right, Mr. Krabs?

312
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,816
Sorry, can't hear you!

313
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,161
Does this mean I get to
make a Krabby Patty now?

314
00:15:07,264 --> 00:15:10,437
No, you can't
make a Krabby Patty

315
00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:13,161
without understanding
the phrase:

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00:15:13,816 --> 00:15:14,678
"POOP"?

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00:15:14,782 --> 00:15:15,920
Once you understand POOP,

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00:15:16,023 --> 00:15:19,644
you'll understand your place
at The Krusty Krab.

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00:15:19,747 --> 00:15:21,782
But what does POOP mean?

320
00:15:22,195 --> 00:15:25,471
It's actually
a carefully organized code.

321
00:15:25,575 --> 00:15:26,299
Watch closely.

322
00:15:29,575 --> 00:15:31,161
Ah... POOP!

323
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,299
Looks like Mr. SquarePants
understands POOP.

324
00:15:34,402 --> 00:15:36,264
Here's a typical customer.

325
00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:37,747
I wonder what he wants.

326
00:15:37,851 --> 00:15:40,713
Well, if we just remember POOP,
we can figure it out.

327
00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:43,023
I'd like to order...

328
00:15:43,126 --> 00:15:45,851
Do you think
he's going to order:

329
00:15:50,299 --> 00:15:51,368
One patty, please.

330
00:15:51,471 --> 00:15:54,368
Ah, POOP, you never let us down!

331
00:15:54,471 --> 00:15:55,920
Now that you understand POOP,

332
00:15:56,023 --> 00:16:00,126
I bet you think you're ready
to make a Krabby Patty.

333
00:16:00,230 --> 00:16:01,747
Krabby Patty!

334
00:16:03,575 --> 00:16:07,816
Ha-ha— not so fast,
Eager McBeaver.

335
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,471
We haven't even talked about:

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00:16:13,437 --> 00:16:15,023
Every employee
of The Krusty Krab

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00:16:15,126 --> 00:16:19,713
must comply with a strict set
of personal hygiene guidelines.

338
00:16:19,816 --> 00:16:20,782
Okay, Mr. SquarePants,

339
00:16:20,885 --> 00:16:23,368
are you ready to prepare
for your shift?

340
00:16:23,471 --> 00:16:27,471
A good employee always
scrubs his hands thoroughly.

341
00:16:27,575 --> 00:16:30,575
Be sure to get under
those fingernails.

342
00:16:30,678 --> 00:16:33,368
And don't forget
about the knuckles.

343
00:16:33,471 --> 00:16:36,954
And make sure those palms
are squeaky clean.

344
00:16:37,057 --> 00:16:39,920
All right,
let's see those hands.

345
00:16:41,195 --> 00:16:41,782
Now, that's thorough!

346
00:16:43,885 --> 00:16:46,506
After making sure
your feet are polished,

347
00:16:46,609 --> 00:16:50,954
your face is clear
of any blemishes or boils,

348
00:16:51,057 --> 00:16:54,402
and your hair is neat and tidy,

349
00:16:56,195 --> 00:16:57,402
you are ready to start the day.

350
00:16:57,506 --> 00:17:02,782
Now let's see how Squidward
prepares for his shift.

351
00:17:05,437 --> 00:17:06,747
Huh?

352
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:10,678
Remember, no employee
wants to be a Squidward.

353
00:17:10,782 --> 00:17:12,092
Now that you're clean
and hygienic,

354
00:17:12,195 --> 00:17:16,713
I'll bet you think you're ready
to make that Krabby Patty.

355
00:17:18,575 --> 00:17:19,506
I'm ready!

356
00:17:19,609 --> 00:17:20,506
I'm ready!

357
00:17:20,609 --> 00:17:21,506
I'm ready!

358
00:17:21,609 --> 00:17:22,402
I'm ready!

359
00:17:22,506 --> 00:17:23,782
Whoa, there.

360
00:17:23,885 --> 00:17:27,161
We still have a few more topics
to cover first.

361
00:17:28,126 --> 00:17:33,161
It's important to keep your area
tidy and free of droppings.

362
00:17:33,264 --> 00:17:35,954
But a clean workstation
is only part of the job.

363
00:17:36,057 --> 00:17:39,506
To make the vision in your head
a reality, you'll need supplies,

364
00:17:39,609 --> 00:17:45,782
and a good employee always keeps
his supplies well-organized.

365
00:17:47,126 --> 00:17:51,678
Very nice, Mr. SquarePants,
not a pickle out of place.

366
00:17:51,782 --> 00:17:55,264
Now let's see how Squidward
keeps his workstation.

367
00:17:59,057 --> 00:18:00,575
Oh!

368
00:18:02,678 --> 00:18:04,333
Don't worry, Squidward,

369
00:18:04,437 --> 00:18:05,954
Mr. SquarePants
can cover for you.

370
00:18:06,057 --> 00:18:09,368
Now that your workstation is up
and running, perhaps you think

371
00:18:09,471 --> 00:18:11,747
you're ready to make
the world-famous Krabby Patty.

372
00:18:15,126 --> 00:18:17,333
Calm down.

373
00:18:17,437 --> 00:18:19,299
There's plenty of time left.

374
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:20,402
We have to make sure
you're ready

375
00:18:20,506 --> 00:18:24,471
for the psychological aspect
of the job—

376
00:18:26,644 --> 00:18:29,368
Mr. Krabs, can I
have a raise?

377
00:18:29,471 --> 00:18:30,402
No.

378
00:18:30,506 --> 00:18:32,023
Good job, Mr. SquarePants!

379
00:18:32,126 --> 00:18:33,506
Can I make
a Krabby Patty now?

380
00:18:33,609 --> 00:18:35,368
And now we move
from behind the scenes

381
00:18:35,471 --> 00:18:37,506
to the front lines,
where we'll examine

382
00:18:37,609 --> 00:18:41,333
the most important aspect
of the industry: the customer.

383
00:18:41,437 --> 00:18:44,816
Or, as we like to say,
the "Krustomer."

384
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:46,885
Who said that?

385
00:18:46,988 --> 00:18:48,230
Are you a ghost?

386
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:50,747
Like precious,
precious blood in an animal,

387
00:18:50,851 --> 00:18:54,540
customers are what keeps The
Krusty Krab strong and alive.

388
00:18:54,644 --> 00:18:57,954
Squidward, your ceiling
is talking to me!

389
00:18:58,057 --> 00:18:59,299
Are you going
to order something

390
00:18:59,402 --> 00:19:01,816
or just make friends
with the paneling?

391
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:05,920
Uh... I'll have an uh...

392
00:19:06,023 --> 00:19:11,161
Uh... uh... uh... ah...

393
00:19:13,368 --> 00:19:14,333
What's that?

394
00:19:14,437 --> 00:19:16,299
Patrick, go be stupid
somewhere else.

395
00:19:16,402 --> 00:19:21,885
Ah-ah-ah, Squidward,
remember what Mr. Krabs says.

396
00:19:22,678 --> 00:19:25,126
The ceiling is right,
Squidward,

397
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,782
you're not
a very good employee.

398
00:19:27,885 --> 00:19:28,954
Fine.

399
00:19:29,057 --> 00:19:30,747
May I please take your order?

400
00:19:30,851 --> 00:19:32,575
I'll have, uh...

401
00:19:32,678 --> 00:19:34,988
Ah...

402
00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:37,988
We'll check in
with these two later.

403
00:19:38,092 --> 00:19:41,920
Right now, it's important
that we discuss an:

404
00:19:43,471 --> 00:19:44,885
Like the lost gold of Atlantis,

405
00:19:44,988 --> 00:19:48,471
many consider their Krabby Patty
to be a treasure.

406
00:19:48,575 --> 00:19:49,471
And as with every treasure,

407
00:19:49,575 --> 00:19:51,885
there's a thief
ready to steal it.

408
00:19:51,988 --> 00:19:54,885
So it's up to you
to be the watchful eyes of...

409
00:19:54,988 --> 00:19:57,782
What's this?

410
00:19:57,885 --> 00:20:01,506
It's Mr. Krabs'
business rival, Plankton.

411
00:20:01,609 --> 00:20:04,540
Eat my microscopic dust, Krabs!

412
00:20:04,644 --> 00:20:07,368
Your secret formula
is finally mine!

413
00:20:07,471 --> 00:20:09,333
He's stealing the formula!

414
00:20:09,437 --> 00:20:12,954
What are you going to do,
Mr. SquarePants?

415
00:20:20,230 --> 00:20:22,333
You'll never catch me, Krabs,

416
00:20:22,437 --> 00:20:27,195
not when I shift into
maximum overdrive!

417
00:20:27,299 --> 00:20:28,299
Hi-ya!

418
00:20:30,402 --> 00:20:33,092
I knew I should've
gotten the turbo.

419
00:20:36,471 --> 00:20:37,782
Hear me, Krabs!

420
00:20:37,885 --> 00:20:40,195
You'll take this
Krabby Patty from me

421
00:20:40,299 --> 00:20:42,678
when you pry it
from my cold, dead...

422
00:20:50,506 --> 00:20:52,230
And so another emergency
is avoided,

423
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,333
thanks to Mr. SquarePants.

424
00:20:54,437 --> 00:20:56,023
Let's check in
on Squidward again.

425
00:20:56,126 --> 00:20:57,092
Uh...

426
00:20:57,195 --> 00:21:00,057
Psst, Squidward.

427
00:21:00,161 --> 00:21:00,851
Huh?

428
00:21:00,954 --> 00:21:02,920
Just remember:

429
00:21:03,264 --> 00:21:05,713
Patrick, if I could
make a suggestion,

430
00:21:05,816 --> 00:21:08,161
why don't you just
order a Krabby Patty?

431
00:21:08,264 --> 00:21:11,057
Great idea, Squidward.

432
00:21:11,161 --> 00:21:13,333
One Krabby Patty, please.

433
00:21:13,437 --> 00:21:16,540
Is that for here or to go?

434
00:21:16,644 --> 00:21:17,954
Uh...

435
00:21:20,230 --> 00:21:22,678
Hang in there, Squidward,
it's all part of the job.

436
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:27,057
Now that we've covered
all the basics of your training,

437
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:30,437
it's time for the moment
you've been waiting for.

438
00:22:01,368 --> 00:22:03,644
Preparing the Krabby Patty!

439
00:22:03,747 --> 00:22:07,644
At the center of every great
dynasty is the crown jewel,

440
00:22:07,747 --> 00:22:09,747
which keeps it alive
and thriving.

441
00:22:09,851 --> 00:22:14,092
For The Krusty Krab,
this is the Krabby Patty.

442
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:18,299
And now you, the humble employee
off the street,

443
00:22:18,402 --> 00:22:20,540
the all-too-necessary
human resource

444
00:22:20,644 --> 00:22:21,575
that keeps this business afloat,

445
00:22:21,678 --> 00:22:23,644
will learn the sacred
and dark secrets

446
00:22:23,747 --> 00:22:27,023
of how to prepare,
with your very own hands...

447
00:22:28,851 --> 00:22:30,851
The sumptuous, lip-moistening,

448
00:22:30,954 --> 00:22:34,264
spine-tingling, heart-stopping
pleasure center

449
00:22:34,368 --> 00:22:37,161
that is a Krabby Patty.

450
00:22:37,264 --> 00:22:38,402
Are you ready?

451
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:41,506
Are you sure?

452
00:22:42,609 --> 00:22:44,782
Okay, the secret formula...

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00:22:47,264 --> 00:22:51,920
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