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Welcome to
"SpongeBob's House Party"

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with your host,
Patchy the Pirate.

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There'll be punch, cookies,
explosions

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and a brand-new episode
ofSpongeBob SquarePants.

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Hooray!

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Now, live from
Encino, California,

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get ready for a warm embrace

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from our party host,
Patchy the Pirate.

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Hey, get off my lawn!

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Party?

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Geez, there ain't no party here.

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Go away!

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Come on in.

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Hush, Polly,
can't you see

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I'm trying to keep
out the riffraff?

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Riffraff?

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That's our
television audience,
barnacle-breath.

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Oh.

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Of course, it is.

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I was just fooling.

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Welcome!

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Say, you didn't
bring SpongeBob
with you, did you?

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Gee, I sure hope he
got his invitation.

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I'd sure like to go
to this party,

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but I can't read
the invitation.

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Me, neither.

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Whoever sent this
obviously has no idea

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about the physical limitations
of life underwater.

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Well, might as well
throw these in the fire.

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Ah, well, come on in.

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Let me introduce
you around.

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This here's
Minnie Mermaid.

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Minnie's cooling off
on account of

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she's been dancing
her scales off.

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Isn't that right,
Minnie, huh?

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Take a little
breakie-poo?

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No, Patchy,
actually I'm in here

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because if I wasn't,
I would die.

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That's the spirit.

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Let's see, who else
haven't you met?

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Hey!

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That's Longbeard,
the Pirate.

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Hey there, Longbeard,
long time no see.

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Who dares to
interrupt Neptune?

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Sorry about that, Neppy.

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That's Neptune.

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He's king of the sea.

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You kids having fun?

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Hosting a party
is hard work, boy.

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That reminds me of the time when
SpongeBob was hosting a party.

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Hey, you kids want
to see that cartoon?

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You do?

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Well, then, launch the cartoon.

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Ah, the Barg'n Mart—
a consumer's paradise

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of brand-like items stocked
as far as the eye can see.

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Boom!

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19 seconds!

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That's a new record, Lou.

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Uh, that's great, SpongeBob.

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$1.42.

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But it's not an official record

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until we record it
in the Book of Records.

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"19 seconds."

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Okay. So it's $1.42.

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Sign here, please.

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Initial here.

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And here.

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And... here.

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Oh, look, it's a picture
I took of you

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the first time I ever came here.

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Look at you,
so young and happy.

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Where do the years go?

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Hey, what's that?

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"Plan Your Own Party Kit."

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Hey, Lou, how much?

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For the Plan Your Own Party Kit?

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Oh, we're having a special
on those.

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Uh, they're free.

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But you have to leave...
right now.

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Let's see, Gary.

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According to the
Plan Your Own Party Kit,

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invitations are the first
order of business.

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"A short guest list

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"consisting of only
your closest acquaintances

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"will set an intimate tone
for the evening

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and provide soirée success."

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You heard the man, Gary:
only our closest friends.

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Who the barnacles
is SpongeBob SquarePants?

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I believe you went to
kindergarten with him, dear.

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Kindergarten, huh?

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Oh, yeah, SquarePants.

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Well, I guess it's time
to move again.

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Gary, this Plan Your Own Party
Kit is a real lifesaver.

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How else would I have known

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to make freshly whipped
clotted cream?

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Gary, you better call
an astronomer,

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because this clotted cream
is out of this world!

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My piñata.

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Ooh, hot, hot, hot,
hot, hot, hot, hot.

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The Plan Your Own Party Kit
encourages creativity

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when stuffing your piñata.

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That's why I'm using
deviled eggs.

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Good question, Gary,
but not to worry.

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The Plan Your Own Party Kit
warns that unsupervised parties

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can lead to disaster.

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That's why I've taken the
liberty of devising a schedule—

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8:00 to 8:05, guests arrive;

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8:05 to 8:15, opening remarks
and general discussion;

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8:15 to 8:27, craft corner,

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followed by name tag
distribution.

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At 8:27 we begin
the qualifying rounds

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for our cracker-eating/
tongue-twister contest.

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9:07, running charades;

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9:38, charity apple-bob;

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9:57, electric jitterbug
dance marathon—

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ladies' choice.

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At 10:09, things start cooking

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as I dip into my world famous
knock-knock joke vault.

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And as long as we stick

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to this schedule,

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our party is
a guaranteed success.

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This is going to be
the coolest party ever!

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Ha-ha!

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Looks like it's smooth party
sailing for SpongeBob so far.

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Now it's time for me
to get me own party underway.

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Gather round,
you scurvy landlubbers.

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It's time to learn the
Peg-legged Dance of Happiness.

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Whoa!

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It's quite simple really.

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All you need is a peg leg
and some patience,

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and my instructional video
series, only $29.95.

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How tacky!

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It's a $40 value,
Polly, a $40 value!

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Now, it's very easy
and loads of fun.

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Hey, everybody,
the band's here.

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Band? What band?

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The band I hired
for the party.

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A jolly idea, Polly!

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A little live music'll
get me shindig dug.

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Who'd you get, Barnacle Bill
and the Seven Seas?

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No.

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Seaweed Sally

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and her turtle?

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No.

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Oh, oh, I know—
The First Mates.

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No.

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Salt Water Sam,

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featuring
the Brine Brothers.

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No.

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Rusty Hinges

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and the Boys
from the Brig?

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They broke up
years ago.

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Well, who else is there?

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The Bird Brains.

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The Bird Brains— they're better
than those other bands.

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But they're just
a bunch of birds.

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Hello, Encino!

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Oh, Polly, that's the worst
sea chantey I've every heard.

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I certainly hope
it doesn't get any louder.

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Ooh.

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No, no!

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No!

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Stop the music!

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Stop!

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Look, boys, I know you
fellas sound real good

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around the birdbath,
but this here is
basic cable.

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This is the big time.

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I'm afraid it's time for
you to walk the plank.

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You mean we're fired?

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No.

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Go on, start jumping

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or you're going to be dealing

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with the business end
of me sword.

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No! I forgot that
you're birds.

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While Patchy pulls
himself together,

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let's see how SpongeBob's party
is shaping up.

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Okay, Gary, get ready,
it's almost 8:00.

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Here they come.

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Don't worry too much, Gary,
it's only ten seconds past 8:00.

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Now it's 20 seconds past 8:00.

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Maybe nobody got their
invitations.

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30 seconds past 8:00.

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Oh, I'm doomed.

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No one's coming.

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I'm the worst host ever.

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Oh, the first guest,
and only 40 seconds late.

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Hi, SpongeBob.

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Welcome, Patrick.

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May I compliment you
on being fashionably late?

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Can I get you
a glass of punch?

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Sure.

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Did you have any trouble
finding the place?

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Here you are.

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Thanks.

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So is the punch okay?

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Not bad, not bad.

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Mmm, nice weather
we're having.

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It's been
very mild, yes.

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Yep.

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It's mild season.

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So, you read any...?

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Oh, more party guests.

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Welcome, Mr. Krabs.

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Ahoy, SpongeBob.

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Please let Gary
take your coat.

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Then allow me to offer you
some hors d'oeuvres

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and a glass of punch.

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Don't mind if I do.

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Two down, 175 to go.

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Gosh, I almost forgot.

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These name tags eliminate the
need for awkward introductions.

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More guests.

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"Kcirtap si eman ym o-77-eh."

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I don't get it.

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No, you dumb bunny,
it says, "Hello,
my name is Patrick."

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Nice to meet you,
Patrick.

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Good one, Patrick.

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Yeah.

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What's going on here?

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The laughter isn't scheduled
until 9:03.

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You want to throw a party,
do it at your house, Patrick.

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Was he talking
to me or you?

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Squidward, you made it.

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My cable's out.

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Oh...

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Sorry to hear about that.

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So, uh, how's it going,
Squidward?

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Not bad.

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I have you making light
conversation with Mr. Krabs

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from 10:41 to 10:47.

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But if you've got a case
of the jabber-jaws,

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I can pair you up
right now with Scooter.

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Here are some topic cards
to break the ice.

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Someone's at the door.

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Mine says, "Which came first,
the oyster or the pearl?"

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You take the side of the pearl.

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This is lame.

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My card says, "Discuss
the philosophical nature
of irony."

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What does yours say?

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Nod politely.

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What does yours say,
Plankton?

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Oh, uh, yes, it says:

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"Discuss the secret ingredient
of the Krabby Patty formula."

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How interesting.

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Nice try, Plankton.

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Well, it's about time.

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Okay, everyone, the final guest
is about to arrive...

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22 minutes late!

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Hey, hey.

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Attention, everyone!

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Attention, please!

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Now that we're all here,
I officially declare

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the party switch
to be in the "on" position.

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Whoopee.

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Hooray... all right... okay.

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As soon as I get back
from the coatroom

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we'll have a rundown of
tonight's scheduled events.

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Try not to have too much fun
without me.

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Seriously.

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That includes you folks.

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"SpongeBob's House Party"

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will be right back
after these messages.

263
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Ahoy, there!

264
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Welcome back to
"SpongeBob's House Party."

265
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Hey, Gar, got
another coat for you.

266
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The party's going
great, by the way.

267
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They're going to be
talking about this one

268
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for a long, longtime.

269
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Well, back to "work."

270
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Okay, everybody, let's... huh?

271
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What's going on here?

272
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This is all wrong.

273
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What's happening to my party?

274
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No, no... no, no, no!

275
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Didn't you read the schedule?

276
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"10:00 p.m.:
Dance your pants off."

277
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10:00 p.m.!

278
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Let's try to stick
to the schedule,
shall we?

279
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Cake will be eaten
at 8:52, everyone!

280
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8:52!

281
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Hey, what's this?

282
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That's my breakfast.

283
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Could I have everyone's
attention, please?

284
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Patrick.

285
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If everyone could take a seat

286
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on the couch
while I sort this out.

287
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Thank you, thanks.

288
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Hey everybody,
thanks for your patience.

289
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I know we've gotten off
to a rocky start here,

290
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so I'm going to get us
back on track.

291
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It is now 8:37,
and we all know what that means.

292
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Time to read aloud
from the newspaper comics!

293
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Oh... sounds like a...
real thrill.

294
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Let's see, I think I'll start
out with "The Wisenheimers."

295
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Okay, panel one:

296
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we see Roxy Wisenheimer
with some sort of rake.

297
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Wait, I can't read from this!

298
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This is yesterday's paper!

299
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I'll just grab today's paper.

300
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SpongeBob, you sure know
how to throw a party.

301
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What would they do without me?

302
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Locked out?

303
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This song's
got a great beat!

304
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Yeah—
"knock, knock!"

305
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Gee, I wonder

306
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why they don't hear me.

307
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Oh, no!

308
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They're not using
the topic cards.

309
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They're... ad-libbing.

310
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Now they're mad at Patrick.

311
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He's hogging the deviled eggs.

312
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Oh, look at those poor souls.

313
00:14:27,691 --> 00:14:29,726
They're so bored
they've gone mad!

314
00:14:29,829 --> 00:14:31,174
Oh, no!

315
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The party's falling into chaos

316
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without my hosting talents
to guide it.

317
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So... do you
come here often?

318
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No.

319
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Hello, SquarePants residence.

320
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What?

321
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I am sorry, what?

322
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Patrick, it's me, SpongeBob.

323
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You want to talk to SpongeBob?

324
00:14:50,829 --> 00:14:53,381
Yeah... no, Patrick,
I'mSpongeBob!

325
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I'm outside.

326
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Okay, hold on.

327
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SpongeBob, are you out here?

328
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Phone's for you.

329
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Wha... I...

330
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No, Patrick, wait!

331
00:15:02,795 --> 00:15:04,415
Sorry, he's not
out there.

332
00:15:04,795 --> 00:15:06,484
Hey, dude, if you're
looking for SpongeBob

333
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he's over
by the punchbowl.

334
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Thanks.

335
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Here you go,
SpongeBob,

336
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it's for you.

337
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Phone in punchbowl?

338
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That's not even on the schedule.

339
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Larry, my man, you are looking
good enough to eat.

340
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Mmm-mm, oh, yeah, baby.

341
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Could use a little
teeth-whitener, though.

342
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I'm sure SpongeBob won't mind.

343
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Hey, check out his crazy comb.

344
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Oh, no, sounds like someone's

345
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rummaging through
my medicine cabinet.

346
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I hope they don't
touch my special comb.

347
00:15:41,933 --> 00:15:43,760
Well, I guess
I've aired it out enough.

348
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This party's finally
starting to pick up.

349
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I hope this doesn't interfere

350
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with finger-puppet theater
at 9:20.

351
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If I don't get back inside
and restore order,

352
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there might not be time
for any of the scheduled events.

353
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Gee, SpongeBob really
knows how to throw
a great party.

354
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Oh, yes.

355
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Everything is quite lovely.

356
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Ew!

357
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Although I don't care
for his taste in paintings.

358
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I don't even know
how that happened.

359
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Well, I guess I have no choice.

360
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I'm going to have to
tunnel back in.

361
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Okay, everybody, don't panic.

362
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The host has returned.

363
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Hop, hop, hop!

364
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I can take
losing the topic cards

365
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and the phone in the punchbowl,

366
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but I was supposed to
lead the bunny hop.

367
00:16:38,829 --> 00:16:40,553
This is a bunch of barnacles!

368
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I'm breaking in!

369
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Well, well.

370
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What do we have here?

371
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A burglar bunny.

372
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Why do they
do it, O'Malley?

373
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I don't know.

374
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It's probably how
he gets his kicks.

375
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You criminals
make me sick.

376
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I'm no criminal.

377
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I live here.

378
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I... I'm just
throwing a party.

379
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I got locked out,
I swear.

380
00:17:02,829 --> 00:17:04,622
Well, why didn't you
say so?

381
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What a terrible
misunderstanding.

382
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You have a nice
party now, sir.

383
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Boy, for a second there

384
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I thought I was
going to be arrested

385
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for breaking into my own house.

386
00:17:13,864 --> 00:17:16,036
What an ironic twist
that would have been.

387
00:17:16,277 --> 00:17:17,553
Hey, wait a second.

388
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If you're
throwing a party...

389
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why weren't we invited?

390
00:17:21,795 --> 00:17:23,450
But I... you, uh...

391
00:17:23,726 --> 00:17:25,760
I didn't know you'd...

392
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Plan Your Own Party
didn't mention... the police.

393
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

394
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Okay, motor-mouth,
tell it to the judge.

395
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Oh, no.

396
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These cuffs are broken.

397
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Huh.

398
00:17:39,036 --> 00:17:40,726
We can't bring him in
in broken cuffs.

399
00:17:40,829 --> 00:17:42,967
I got an old pair in the car
we can use.

400
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Is it too late
to offer you some punch?

401
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:49,381
Sir, you have the right
to remain silent.

402
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All night in a stony lonesome...
in a bunny outfit.

403
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Oh, yeah, the door's locked.

404
00:17:59,864 --> 00:18:03,519
Good thing I keep a spare key
under... the... mat!

405
00:18:07,415 --> 00:18:08,829
Oh, look at this place.

406
00:18:09,105 --> 00:18:12,588
This party
was a complete disaster.

407
00:18:12,829 --> 00:18:14,415
That was
the greatest party

408
00:18:14,691 --> 00:18:16,588
any of us
have ever been to!

409
00:18:16,691 --> 00:18:17,726
It was?

410
00:18:18,002 --> 00:18:19,864
Oh, without a doubt,

411
00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:22,071
you are the best
party-thrower ever.

412
00:18:22,174 --> 00:18:23,174
I am?

413
00:18:23,277 --> 00:18:24,864
Yeah.

414
00:18:24,967 --> 00:18:26,519
Whatever you did,
you should write it down

415
00:18:26,795 --> 00:18:28,208
and do it again
next weekend.

416
00:18:28,484 --> 00:18:30,208
Thanks again, SpongeBob.

417
00:18:30,312 --> 00:18:31,140
See ya.

418
00:18:34,450 --> 00:18:35,588
SquarePants,

419
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you've done it again.

420
00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:39,243
I guess I know how
to throw a party.

421
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,140
Gary!

422
00:18:41,243 --> 00:18:42,450
Well, it looks like
you had a good time.

423
00:18:43,864 --> 00:18:45,864
Good night, Gary.

424
00:18:50,036 --> 00:18:53,760
Whew, I'm glad to see old
SpongeBob's party worked out.

425
00:18:54,071 --> 00:18:55,933
Now I got to get
me own party going.

426
00:18:56,312 --> 00:19:00,829
Polly, are you ready
for some real music, huh?

427
00:19:01,795 --> 00:19:03,312
Okay, ready.

428
00:19:27,277 --> 00:19:29,898
It's time for
your flute solo.

429
00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:32,691
Thank you, Polly,
I almost forgot.

430
00:19:34,622 --> 00:19:35,795
Hey, wait a minute.

431
00:19:35,898 --> 00:19:37,795
I don't play a flute.

432
00:19:37,898 --> 00:19:39,208
I play a fife.

433
00:19:40,829 --> 00:19:41,829
Polly, no!

434
00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:50,277
Wow, I can't believe
I survived that one.

435
00:19:51,795 --> 00:19:53,484
Polly, help me!

436
00:19:53,588 --> 00:19:56,277
Ladies and gentlemen,
The Bird Brains!

437
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,622
Aha!

438
00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:31,829
Great job, boys!

439
00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:34,174
Thanks for stopping by.

440
00:21:34,277 --> 00:21:36,519
Hey, don't let the porthole
hit you on the way out.

441
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,933
And thank you for stopping by.

442
00:21:39,243 --> 00:21:42,346
You made this party
a real fun time.

443
00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:45,381
The ladies are here.

444
00:21:45,588 --> 00:21:46,519
Ooh.

445
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:47,829
Ladies?

446
00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:49,174
Shiver me timbers.

447
00:21:49,415 --> 00:21:50,519
Welcome, girlies!

448
00:21:51,726 --> 00:21:52,553
Huh?

449
00:21:52,829 --> 00:21:53,933
No!

450
00:21:55,588 --> 00:21:56,657
Bye, folks.

451
00:21:56,933 --> 00:21:57,760
It's Polly you're after!

452
00:21:58,071 --> 00:21:59,588
Stop with the kissing!

453
00:21:59,829 --> 00:22:01,036
And thank you for coming

454
00:22:01,346 --> 00:22:02,484
to "SpongeBob's House Party."

455
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:10,277
Belay the smooching!

456
00:22:10,519 --> 00:22:12,243
and NICKELODEON

457
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