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Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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and NICKELODEON

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Time for boating school!

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Let it rip, Gary.

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Ah...

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Ta-da!

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Not bad, partner in crime.

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The toasts could have been
a little darker, though.

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See you later.

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Hey, SpongeBob, want
to go jelly fishing?

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Sorry, Patrick, I can't.
I have school today.

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What am I supposed to do all day
while you're at school?

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I don't know. What do you
normally do when I'm gone?

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Wait for you to get back.

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Wait a second, Patrick.

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Why don't you come
to school with me?

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Hey, that's a great idea.

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You and me in school together
as classmates.

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Think about it!

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Wow.

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Brace yourself, Patrick.

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I'm about to introduce you

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to the greatest academic
thrill ride of your lifetime.

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I have no line.

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Behold, Patrick,
the hallway of learning.

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And here's the fountain
of learning.

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And these are the lockers
of learning.

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And these are the stairs
of learning, right?

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No, they're just
the stairs.

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Theseare the stairs
of learning.

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Where's everyone?

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I don't know.
Home probably.

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Class doesn't
start till 9:00.

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6:20?

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But I thought
you said you were late.

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Late for being early.

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Hey!

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When'll you start
wearing a watch?

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And now for the room
with the most class:

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the classroom.

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Huh?

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And here's
the chalkboard.

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It's the ladle
that helps us drink

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from the fountain
of knowledge.

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Oh!

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And those drinks
are recorded here

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on the Good Noodles Board.

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Huh? Oh, sorry.

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Attendance.

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Penmanship.

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Basic Desk Sanitation.

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Advanced Desk Sanitation.

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I'll add your name

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so you can start collecting
good noodle stars, too.

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There you are.

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Look at all the
stars you have.

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I'll never
be that good.

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Oh, now, Patrick

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I'm just like everyone else

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no matter how many stars I have.

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Ahem!

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Seventy-four.

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Who said that?

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Was it him?

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I doubt it.

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That's Roger,
our class science project.

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What does he teach us?

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The greatest lesson of all:
the precious value of life.

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You see, Patrick, Roger Shell
represents the fragile line

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between life and death
when behind the wheel of a boat.

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This lightbulb
represents knowledge.

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And without its energy
and warmth

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within minutes, Roger would die.

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Life, death!
Life, death!
Life, death!

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Life, death!
Life, death!

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Patrick!

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Sorry.

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The best part of being early is

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you get to sit close
to the teacher.

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Think you can handle
the second chair?

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I'm waiting!

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This is gonna be great!

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Hello, class.

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My name is Mrs. Puff.

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And the only reason I say that
is because I see we have

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a new student.

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Young man, why
don't you stand up

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and introduce yourself.

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Who's the fat kid
talking to?

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You, Patrick;
she's the teacher.

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Oh.

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Come on, now,
tell the class your name.

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Don't be nervous.

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Uh... Duh...

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We just want to know your name.

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Duh... Duh...

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Duh...

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Duh!

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Twenty-four.

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Oh, great, another genius.

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Why are they laughing?

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I guess it's just
in the timing.

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Oh.

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Today's first lesson
will be on "Turning."

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Twenty-four.

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Hey, Patrick.

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What?

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I thought of something
funnier than 24.

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Let me hear it.

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Twenty-five.

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MRS.
That's enough!

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Young man, this
is your first day

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so I'll let you
off with a warning.

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As for you, SpongeBob

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I expect more
from a good noodle.

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Pay attention.

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Yes, Mrs. Puff.

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Now, then, "

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what every driver should know.

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When you are turning

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it is important
to signal at least...

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"Big Fat Meanie"?

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Patrick, you
can't do that!

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She's the teacher.

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What about the teacher?

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What...

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As if I really
look like this!

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SpongeBob, I believe you know

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the punishment
for two classroom disruptions.

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No.

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I'm sorry, SpongeBob

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but if one wishes
to bea good noodle

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one must behave
like a good noodle.

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I'm a good noodle!

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I'm a good noodle!

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You'll get this star
back when you earn it.

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Nooo!

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No! No! No!

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No! No! No! No! No!

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No! No!

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Mrs. Puff,
is it nap time?

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SpongeBob, I've had enough
of your nonsense.

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Now collect your things

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and move to the available desk

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in the back of the room!

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But... me? But why?

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Because the Big Fat Meanie
said so.

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Now go!

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Thanks a lot, Patrick.

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Sure thing, buddy.

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Oh, I guess I could be
a good noodle from back here.

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Now, as I was saying,
when turning left, you must...

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It's so hard to hear.

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What kind of student
sits back here anyway?

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Where am I?

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Psst! SpongeBob.

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Just ignore him, SpongeBob.

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Psst!

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SpongeBob, over here.

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Whatever you do,
don't look at him.

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Psst! SpongeBob.

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Psst!

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SpongeBob!

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SpongeBob?

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SpongeBob!

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SpongeBob.

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Psst!

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Over here.

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I'm trying to tell
you something.

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Something important.

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What?

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Hi.

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Hi!

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Perhaps this would be
a good time for recess.

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Hey, buddy.

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Funny stuff
in there.

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Funny stuff.

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There is nothing funny about
what you did in there, Patrick.

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You got me in trouble.

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You got me moved
to the back of the room!

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You caused me one
of my good noodle stars!

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Who cares about a stupid star?

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Gee, Patrick, it seems like

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you would care a lot
about stupid stars

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considering you areone.

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I'll deal with you
after class.

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It isafter class.

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Fight! Fight! Fight!

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Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight!

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I don't see anyone
fighting, do you?

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They're talking about us.

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We're fighting.

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I don't mind if I do.

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Fight! Fight! Fight...

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This is embarrassing.

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What's going on here?

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Well?

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SpongeBob and I were fighting.

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Fighting?

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Well, I can't believe
I'm saying this, but...

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SpongeBob Squarepants, I hereby
sentence you and your friend

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to detention.

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Detention?

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May Neptune have mercy
on your soul.

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In one day I've gone from
good noodle to bad egg.

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It's all stupid
Patrick's fault.

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I hate you, Patrick.

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I hate you more.

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Well, I'd hate you
no matter what.

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Yeah? Well I'd hate you
even if I didn't hate you.

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I'd hate you
even if that made sense.

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I'd hate you
even if you were me.

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That's how much I hate you.

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I'd hate you if even, uh...

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mm...

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I'd hate you even
if the lightbulb

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keeping Roger alive
went out.

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I'm sorry I called you
a stupid star!

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I'm sorry I got you in trouble

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and got you moved
to the back of class

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and got your good
noodle star removed

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and shot spitballs...

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I'm sorry
your apology is so long.

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Me too. Let's save Roger!

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I'll keep him warm

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and you get a lightbulb
from the supply closet.

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Lightbulb.

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But why does it have
to be so far away?

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I'm coming, SpongeBob!

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Oh, where's Patrick?

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Oh, forget it.

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I've got to go
find Roger some warmth.

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The lightbulb!

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Without its warmth,
Roger will die.

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Roger!

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Without him

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the lightbulb will have
nothing to warm.

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We did it, Patrick.

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We saved Roger's life.

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Good job, boys.

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I saw the whole thing

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from behind
my one-way chalkboard

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and I couldn't be happier
with your teamwork.

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I've decided to give
you each one gold star.

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Although, I'm not sure
what saving an egg

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has to do with boating school.

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Boating school?

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I thought this
was Spanish class.

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See you, SpongeBob.

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See you,
Big Fat Meanie.

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Hey, what'd I miss?

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Uh...

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What do you
like better?

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The coral bits
or the nacho oyster skins?

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I like neither.

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Can I take your order?

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How about
the barnacle rings?

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Are they any good?

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No. What will you have?

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Well, uh, what's your vote
on the kelp...

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Sir, let's just get
this out of the way.

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I hate everything
on the menu.

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Now what do you want?

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Psst. Try
the coral bits.

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Uh, I'll try
the coral bits.

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That'll be one dollar.

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What's going on?

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Something stupid,
I'm sure.

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Yippee!

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Whoo-ha! Whoo-ha! Whoo!

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See? I told you.

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What's wrong
with Mr. Krabs?

273
00:12:43,673 --> 00:12:44,708
Nothing, lad.

274
00:12:45,053 --> 00:12:46,639
Do you know
what this is?

275
00:12:46,915 --> 00:12:48,604
A very dirty dollar?

276
00:12:48,949 --> 00:12:53,397
No! This is my one millionth
dollar earned.

277
00:12:53,501 --> 00:12:58,018
Every Krab's goal in life
is to make a million dollars

278
00:12:58,328 --> 00:12:59,880
and now I got mine.

279
00:13:00,156 --> 00:13:01,673
Congratulations, sir.

280
00:13:01,777 --> 00:13:06,053
You have just given me
my one millionth dollar.

281
00:13:06,156 --> 00:13:07,501
Great.

282
00:13:07,777 --> 00:13:09,156
What do I win?

283
00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:10,466
Nothing.

284
00:13:10,742 --> 00:13:11,673
Now get out.

285
00:13:11,915 --> 00:13:13,018
What?

286
00:13:13,122 --> 00:13:14,260
Get out!

287
00:13:14,535 --> 00:13:15,984
Everybody get out!

288
00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:17,673
You're spoiling my moment.

289
00:13:17,949 --> 00:13:20,260
My millionth dollar.

290
00:13:20,363 --> 00:13:22,018
Congratulations,
Mr. Krabs.

291
00:13:22,328 --> 00:13:24,122
Congratulate
yourselves, lads.

292
00:13:24,501 --> 00:13:27,018
A captain's nothing
without his loyal crew.

293
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,018
I mean, a crew like you
comes along

294
00:13:29,294 --> 00:13:31,191
maybe once in a lifetime.

295
00:13:31,294 --> 00:13:33,087
And to reward you
for helping me

296
00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:34,811
make my millionth dollar

297
00:13:35,053 --> 00:13:36,673
I'm taking you on a trip.

298
00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:38,260
Wow! A trip!

299
00:13:38,535 --> 00:13:40,018
I can't believe
it, Mr. Krabs.

300
00:13:40,363 --> 00:13:42,087
Where are we going,
Fancy Spring?

301
00:13:42,191 --> 00:13:43,191
No.

302
00:13:43,397 --> 00:13:44,673
Pamper Island?

303
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,501
Try again.

304
00:13:46,604 --> 00:13:48,811
Oh, oh, oh!
Bikini Bottom
Folk Village.

305
00:13:49,053 --> 00:13:50,122
Better than that.

306
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,294
Clam fishing?

307
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:55,397
This is the reward we get
for all our hard work?

308
00:13:55,673 --> 00:13:57,397
Fishing for
stinky clams

309
00:13:57,708 --> 00:14:00,053
in a smelly old boat
on a filthy lagoon?

310
00:14:00,294 --> 00:14:01,708
You call this fun?

311
00:14:01,949 --> 00:14:03,535
Aw, come on now,
Squidward

312
00:14:03,846 --> 00:14:06,156
three fellas at sea
with nothing to do

313
00:14:06,432 --> 00:14:08,328
but throw their lines
in the water

314
00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:11,156
catch a few clams
and then throw them back.

315
00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:13,466
Don't you think
that's fun?

316
00:14:13,570 --> 00:14:15,466
No.

317
00:14:15,570 --> 00:14:17,811
And to think I could be wearing
a powdered wig right now.

318
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:21,225
Hey, Squidward,
you want me to
cast out over here

319
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:22,501
so you can watch me?

320
00:14:22,915 --> 00:14:24,156
How about you
cast out over there

321
00:14:24,432 --> 00:14:25,673
so I can ignore you.

322
00:14:25,915 --> 00:14:27,087
Okay.

323
00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:36,846
Hey, watch where
you're swinging that...

324
00:14:37,122 --> 00:14:38,225
SpongeBob

325
00:14:38,328 --> 00:14:39,880
be careful with...

326
00:14:43,501 --> 00:14:45,846
Okay, I've
had enough.

327
00:14:47,673 --> 00:14:50,466
Oh, Squidward,
you got to lighten up.

328
00:14:50,777 --> 00:14:52,742
Sure, the lad's
a bit overeager

329
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,156
but you've
got to learn

330
00:14:54,432 --> 00:14:55,604
to roll with
the punches.

331
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,708
Go with the flow.

332
00:14:57,811 --> 00:15:00,018
And don't bring anything
on the boat

333
00:15:00,294 --> 00:15:01,846
that you ain't prepared
to lose.

334
00:15:03,846 --> 00:15:05,087
Ooh! Ugh!

335
00:15:05,328 --> 00:15:07,122
Me millionth dollar!

336
00:15:07,397 --> 00:15:08,604
SpongeBob

337
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,777
wait!

338
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,846
SpongeBob, you hooked
me millionth dollar

339
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:15,570
on the back swing.

340
00:15:15,673 --> 00:15:17,397
Reel it in
before I keelhaul ya.

341
00:15:19,777 --> 00:15:21,225
Oh, no.

342
00:15:21,328 --> 00:15:22,880
SpongeBob, quick,
reel it in!

343
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,673
Can't you hear
the music?

344
00:15:24,777 --> 00:15:26,397
That's a 4/4 string
ostinato in D minor.

345
00:15:26,777 --> 00:15:28,294
Every sailor knows
that means death.

346
00:15:28,604 --> 00:15:29,811
Reel it in before
it's too late.

347
00:15:30,087 --> 00:15:31,432
Hurry, SpongeBob!

348
00:15:31,535 --> 00:15:33,466
The music's getting faster!

349
00:15:34,570 --> 00:15:36,294
There you are,
you stinking bilge rats!

350
00:15:36,570 --> 00:15:39,846
Stop playing that music!

351
00:15:40,122 --> 00:15:41,811
Stop it, please!

352
00:15:42,087 --> 00:15:43,604
I'm begging you.

353
00:15:43,915 --> 00:15:45,777
Come on, honey.
You can make it!

354
00:15:46,053 --> 00:15:47,363
Swim faster!

355
00:15:47,639 --> 00:15:49,053
Come to me, baby!

356
00:15:49,328 --> 00:15:50,811
Come on back!

357
00:15:51,087 --> 00:15:52,880
Hurry, SpongeBob!

358
00:15:53,225 --> 00:15:54,639
Here she comes.

359
00:15:54,742 --> 00:15:56,294
Oh, please, please,
please, please.

360
00:15:56,397 --> 00:15:57,225
Please, please,
please.

361
00:15:57,501 --> 00:15:58,639
She made it!

362
00:15:58,742 --> 00:15:59,984
Yeah!

363
00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:01,811
Oh, oh! Oh, ho-ho!

364
00:16:01,915 --> 00:16:05,156
For a second or two,
I thought she was a goner.

365
00:16:23,225 --> 00:16:25,397
So, some trip, hey, Mr. Krabs?

366
00:16:25,639 --> 00:16:27,535
Oh, Squidward

367
00:16:27,846 --> 00:16:29,742
you're never going
to believe it.

368
00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:35,122
A giant blue-lipped clam
ate me millionth dollar!

369
00:16:37,673 --> 00:16:39,466
I lost me dollar

370
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,604
and I'll never
get it back.

371
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,466
Never, never, never, never.

372
00:16:43,846 --> 00:16:46,018
I've never seen Mr. Krabs
so broken up.

373
00:16:48,328 --> 00:16:49,639
Oh, please.

374
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,156
He's such a
drama queen.

375
00:16:51,432 --> 00:16:52,432
Come on,
Mr. Krabs.

376
00:16:52,535 --> 00:16:53,535
Drop the act.

377
00:16:55,535 --> 00:16:58,466
Mr. Krabs, it's
just a stupid dollar.

378
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,708
For Pete's sake,
Mr. Krabs

379
00:17:02,984 --> 00:17:04,191
suck it up!

380
00:17:07,604 --> 00:17:08,984
Mr. Krabs.

381
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,777
Mr. Krabs.

382
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,328
Okay, okay,
Mr. Krabs.

383
00:17:15,639 --> 00:17:18,018
We'll help you get
your dollar back.

384
00:17:18,535 --> 00:17:19,915
You will?

385
00:17:20,018 --> 00:17:21,053
Great!

386
00:17:21,328 --> 00:17:22,639
Wait right here.

387
00:17:25,604 --> 00:17:29,570
Here's where clam fishing
gets serious.

388
00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:31,846
Okay, you boys man
the fishing poles.

389
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:35,053
And I'll keep me eyes peeled
for Old Blue Lip.

390
00:17:35,294 --> 00:17:36,846
Aye-aye, Captain.

391
00:17:36,949 --> 00:17:40,328
And remember, we don't leave
until we catch that clam

392
00:17:40,639 --> 00:17:43,535
and rescue me dollar.

393
00:17:52,122 --> 00:17:53,122
That's it.

394
00:17:53,397 --> 00:17:54,708
I'm finished.

395
00:17:54,984 --> 00:17:56,363
We've been here
for three days

396
00:17:56,604 --> 00:17:57,949
and haven't gotten a nibble.

397
00:17:58,225 --> 00:17:59,811
This is hopeless!

398
00:18:00,191 --> 00:18:02,708
Yeah. And I've got to get home
to feed Gary.

399
00:18:04,949 --> 00:18:06,673
We're going to die out here

400
00:18:06,777 --> 00:18:09,535
just because a clam ate
Mr. Krabs' stupid dollar.

401
00:18:09,777 --> 00:18:12,260
Well, if he wants
his dollar back

402
00:18:12,535 --> 00:18:14,570
I say we give it to him.

403
00:18:14,673 --> 00:18:15,777
Know what I mean?

404
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,122
Huh? Huh? Huh?

405
00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:18,570
Oh, I get you.

406
00:18:20,777 --> 00:18:23,018
Mr. Krabs,
Mr. Krabs.

407
00:18:23,294 --> 00:18:25,053
Look what
we got!

408
00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:27,122
Oh, could it be?

409
00:18:27,363 --> 00:18:29,156
Me millionth dollar!

410
00:18:40,156 --> 00:18:42,328
Whoa.

411
00:18:42,604 --> 00:18:43,639
Wait a minute.

412
00:18:46,639 --> 00:18:49,466
This isn't me millionth dollar.

413
00:18:49,570 --> 00:18:51,363
This is an ordinary dollar

414
00:18:51,639 --> 00:18:52,915
that's been crumpled up

415
00:18:53,018 --> 00:18:55,191
torn slightly,
soaked in the lagoon

416
00:18:55,639 --> 00:18:58,777
and kissed with Coral Blue
Number Two Semi-gloss Lipstick.

417
00:18:59,122 --> 00:19:01,397
Actually, it's Coral Blue
Number Three.

418
00:19:01,742 --> 00:19:05,018
I trusted you,
and you gave me this!

419
00:19:05,294 --> 00:19:06,949
I can't believe

420
00:19:07,053 --> 00:19:09,501
me own crew would betray me
like this.

421
00:19:12,535 --> 00:19:14,708
No. Uh-uh.

422
00:19:14,811 --> 00:19:18,294
No. We will not
be swayed by
tears anymore.

423
00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:20,294
I see.

424
00:19:20,397 --> 00:19:23,466
Then I guess I have no choice
but to offer a reward.

425
00:19:23,570 --> 00:19:24,984
You're kidding?

426
00:19:25,087 --> 00:19:26,156
Whoo! It isn't
another fishing trip?

427
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:27,570
No.

428
00:19:27,673 --> 00:19:29,846
It's this sandwich.

429
00:19:33,604 --> 00:19:34,777
A sandwich?

430
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,880
You expect me
to break my back

431
00:19:37,156 --> 00:19:38,397
over a sandwich?

432
00:19:38,639 --> 00:19:40,328
Not asandwich.

433
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:43,053
Thesandwich.

434
00:19:43,294 --> 00:19:44,432
Whatever.

435
00:19:44,535 --> 00:19:47,018
We've got plenty
more to...

436
00:19:49,432 --> 00:19:50,880
eat.

437
00:19:50,984 --> 00:19:53,328
Now,I think
we understand each other.

438
00:19:53,432 --> 00:19:55,087
Nobody eats

439
00:19:55,191 --> 00:19:57,846
until I get my millionth dollar
back.

440
00:19:58,053 --> 00:19:59,432
Uh, SpongeBob

441
00:19:59,742 --> 00:20:01,018
can I have a
word with you?

442
00:20:01,294 --> 00:20:02,466
Have you noticed

443
00:20:02,570 --> 00:20:03,535
that Mr. Krabs
has gone

444
00:20:03,846 --> 00:20:05,018
completely insane?

445
00:20:05,294 --> 00:20:06,432
What do you mean?

446
00:20:06,535 --> 00:20:07,570
Just look at him.

447
00:20:10,191 --> 00:20:11,984
Squidward, he's lost something
near and dear to him.

448
00:20:12,225 --> 00:20:13,639
Haven't you...?

449
00:20:13,742 --> 00:20:14,949
Look again.

450
00:20:19,122 --> 00:20:20,191
You're right.

451
00:20:20,294 --> 00:20:21,535
How do we get out of here?

452
00:20:21,811 --> 00:20:23,328
If we're
real quiet

453
00:20:23,708 --> 00:20:25,294
we can sneak over
to the lifeboat.

454
00:20:25,535 --> 00:20:26,604
Okay.

455
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:32,328
So, you thought
you'd skip out

456
00:20:32,570 --> 00:20:33,742
on old Krabs, did you?

457
00:20:34,122 --> 00:20:35,501
Even after you promised
to help me.

458
00:20:35,811 --> 00:20:37,328
I know what you're thinking.

459
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,742
"It's just a dumb old dollar."

460
00:20:39,018 --> 00:20:40,363
"Let's just leave the old man."

461
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:41,466
"He won't notice."

462
00:20:43,984 --> 00:20:47,156
Well, it's not going down
like that.

463
00:20:47,397 --> 00:20:48,984
There's only one use

464
00:20:49,087 --> 00:20:51,501
for a backstabbing crew
like you:

465
00:20:51,742 --> 00:20:54,191
live bait!

466
00:20:54,397 --> 00:20:55,535
You're crazy.

467
00:20:55,915 --> 00:20:57,639
If that clam didn't come before

468
00:20:57,742 --> 00:20:59,949
what makes you think
he'll come now?

469
00:21:00,191 --> 00:21:02,846
Oh, he'll come.

470
00:21:08,777 --> 00:21:10,604
Mr. Krabs, listen.

471
00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:12,604
I work with SpongeBob
all day long

472
00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:14,811
so I know what I'm talking about
when I say...

473
00:21:14,915 --> 00:21:17,604
you are completely
out of your mind!

474
00:21:24,811 --> 00:21:27,363
Get us out of here!

475
00:21:27,639 --> 00:21:30,122
Come on,
fresh meat!

476
00:21:33,432 --> 00:21:34,984
Keep thrashing!

477
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:37,260
He likes it!

478
00:21:40,639 --> 00:21:42,466
Come on, boy!

479
00:21:42,708 --> 00:21:44,225
Closer...

480
00:21:44,466 --> 00:21:45,570
closer.

481
00:21:45,673 --> 00:21:46,708
Almost there.

482
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:49,397
That's it!

483
00:21:53,191 --> 00:21:54,570
A-ha!

484
00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:56,570
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

485
00:21:56,673 --> 00:21:58,294
Look, boys!

486
00:21:58,570 --> 00:21:59,984
I finally got it!

487
00:22:00,087 --> 00:22:02,708
I finally got
me millionth dollar!

488
00:22:10,639 --> 00:22:12,673
Oh, poor Mr. Krabs.

489
00:22:12,777 --> 00:22:15,535
Gone forever
out of our lives.

490
00:22:15,777 --> 00:22:18,087
Why couldn't it
have been me?

491
00:22:18,191 --> 00:22:22,260
Yes. Why couldn't
it have been you?

492
00:22:24,053 --> 00:22:25,397
Why did he have to
go like this? Why?

493
00:22:25,742 --> 00:22:27,397
Why did he have
to go like this

494
00:22:27,708 --> 00:22:29,639
and leave me tied
to this idiot?

495
00:22:32,915 --> 00:22:34,673
MR.
Hello, boys!

496
00:22:34,777 --> 00:22:36,639
Mr. Krabs?

497
00:22:36,915 --> 00:22:38,708
Have you boys met...

498
00:22:38,811 --> 00:22:40,191
me millionth dollar?

499
00:22:42,535 --> 00:22:44,466
Wow! How did you
get it back?

500
00:22:44,742 --> 00:22:46,122
It wasn't easy.

501
00:22:46,225 --> 00:22:47,639
Old Blue Lips is
quite the fighter

502
00:22:47,984 --> 00:22:50,708
so eventually,
we settled on a trade.

503
00:22:50,811 --> 00:22:51,777
What did you
give him?

504
00:22:52,053 --> 00:22:53,915
Nothing important.

505
00:22:57,604 --> 00:23:01,225
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