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Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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and NICKELODEON

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It's time for another

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SpongeBob SquarePants special!

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But it's not
an ordinary special,

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because today we go to
Encino, California, as it was...

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100,000,000 years ago!

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So prepare yourself for:

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With your host,
Patchy the Pirate!

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Whee-ha!

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Hey, kids!

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Now, you're probably wondering,

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"Hmm, what's Patchy doing
in a cave?"

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Good question,
you little.

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Well, it's because
today's SpongeBob

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takes place
in prehistoric times,

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back when man struggled
for survival

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and dinosaurs ruled the earth.

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Isn't that right, Bronty?

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But I'm riding you now!

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Stuck.

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Get me out!

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Help, help!

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Like I was saying, prehistoric
times were the greatest.

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It was a simpler time,
with simpler pleasures.

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Your clothes always matched.

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You could draw on the walls
and nobody would yell at you.

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It was much easier
to hit a baseball.

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Oh, yeah, prehistoric times
were the best.

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Hey, kids, are those pterodactyl
wings I hear a-flapping?

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I think I know who that is.

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Please welcome the Potty-dactyl!

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Sorry I'm late.

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Why aren't you
wearing your costume?

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I stayed up all night making it.

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You're wasting your time,
old man.

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Prehistoric stuff is lame.

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Everybody knows
the future's where's it at.

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What?

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That's not true.

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Don't mind him, folks.

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Why, even SpongeBob SquarePants
knows that prehistoric stuff

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is... What do the kids say?

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cool!

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No, he doesn't.

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Yes, he does.

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No.

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He most certainly does.

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No, he doesn't.

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I know for a fact that he does!

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Not.

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SpongeBob!

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What's wrong?

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I don't know,
Mr. Krabs.

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But I've got the
strangest feeling

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that somewhere
a pirate and parrot
are arguing about me.

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And the parrot is winning.

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Does. Doesn't.

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Doesn't.
Does.

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Does. Doesn't.

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Does!

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Look, while we're arguing,

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why don't you folks go ahead

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and watch some prehistoric
SpongeBob.

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Roll the cartoon.

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Does.

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Doesn't.

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Ah, dawn breaks over
the primordial sea.

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It is here that millions
of years ago, life began taking

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its first clumsy steps
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opening its
newly formed eyeballs

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to stare into the blinding light
of intelligence, in order to...!

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Uh, never mind.

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This happened a long time ago.

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Huh?

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Gary.

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Gary... !

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Huh?

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Wait a minute...

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Aw.

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SpongeGar!

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SpongeGar... !

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No...
Gary poop!

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Tabanga-do!

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Tabanga-do!

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Tabanga-do?

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Hmm.

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Tabanga-do.

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Tabanga...

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No tabanga... Gary...

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Tabanga-do.

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Pathar!

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Hmm.

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Yuck!

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Blah!

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Hmm.

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Blech!

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Pathar!

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Squag!

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Pathar unga Squag!

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Squag.

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Squag!

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Huh?

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Pathar!

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SpongeGar!

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SpongeGar!

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Pathar.

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SpongeGar and Pathar

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Ooh.

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Huh?

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Pathar and SpongeGar

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Pathar!

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SpongeGar!

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Hmm.

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Huh? Huh?

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Hmm. Hmm.

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Hmm... Hmm...

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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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Blech!

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Mmm...

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Mmm?

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Mmm. Mmm.

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Mmm!

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SpongeGar,
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Pathar,[ speaking
gibbberish]!

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Ah!

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Squag, Squag!

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Hmm?

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Yow!

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Mmm.

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Hmm? Yum.

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Pathar.

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Wag SpongeGar.

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Money, money, ugga.

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Hooray! It looks like
our prehistoric pals

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have just discovered fire.

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But they will soon learn

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that when you play with fire,

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you may get burned.

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Stay tuned.

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I told you prehistoric times
were fun.

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Hey, how's about
I teach you kids

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how a cavemen makes a fire
with two sticks?

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Yeah.

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Doesn't get any cooler
than that, huh?

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Chalk one up for Patchy.

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Rubbing.

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I guess this is the wood
that doesn't burn.

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Whoa!

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Potty!

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Laser technology.

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Score one for the future.

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Well, I got something
that you'll never find

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in your little "future":

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a real, live caveman.

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Hey, there he is.

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Come on in,
big troglodyte fellow.

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Come on.

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You see, kids, I found him
frozen in a block of ice,

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and then I spent three days
thawing him out

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with my mom's hair dryer.

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I call him Cavey.

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Isn't he something?

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It's okay, Cavey.

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That's nothing, Old Timer.

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Make way for the future.

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Greetings.

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I am the X29488.

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How may I serve you?

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Where do you keep getting
all this stuff?

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Never you mind, Pops.

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Let's go see what Cavey thinks.

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Attack! Attack!

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Potty!

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You're ruining
my caveman show.

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Attack! Attack!

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Will Patchy ever get control
of the special?

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What will SpongeBob do
with fire?

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Stay tuned to SpongeBob
SquarePants B.C. and find out.

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Welcome back

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to SpongeBob SquarePants B.C.

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Sounds like things have gone

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from bad to worse for Patchy.

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Attack! Attack!

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This is great.

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Ahoy.

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Glad you're back.

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Let's watch the rest
of SpongeBob B.C.

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while I get things
straightened out around here.

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Or... maybe not.

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Attack! Attack!

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When we last saw
our hungry troglodytes,

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they'd just discovered fire.

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How long will it take for them
to mess it up?

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Let's see.

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Money, money...

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Hey.

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No Squag...

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SpongeGar...
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SpongeGar...

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Pathar!

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Aha!

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Huh?

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Huh?

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Ooh.

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Huh?

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Dumbo Pathar.

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Squag!

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Aha.

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Ah?

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Pathar!

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,
Pathar.

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Pathar!

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Huh?

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Squag!

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Squag!

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Pathar!

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SpongeGar!

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SpongeGar.

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Squag.

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Pathar!

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Pathar.

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SpongeGar?

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Oh, Pathar.

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Oh, SpongeGar.

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Tabanga-do.

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Perhaps certain events
in history

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are better left untold.

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Now I know how Squidward feels.

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Why the long face?

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I think you know
perfectly well, you
little wingèd vermin.

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All I wanted was
to show the nice people

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how great
the cavemen were.

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But all they got was
technology-induced chaos.

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Come back inside.

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I think you'll be
pleasantly surprised.

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You got rid of the
robot android cyborg?

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No, even better.

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Potty, I guess I really
misjudged you.

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What the...?

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When worlds collide.

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Pretty sweet, eh?

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You can run...

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but you can't hide.

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♪ When worlds collide

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Yo, check it out.

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Future!

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Word.

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I am SpongeTron.

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♪ But you can't hide...

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Well, Potty, I guess
you were right.

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The future iscool.

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There's no hard
feelings.

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I got you a
present from the
prehistoric times.

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Oh, what is it,
a new loincloth?

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No.

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An enlarged forehead?

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No.

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Oh, what is it?

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Potty!

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This is great.

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Well, thanks for watching
SpongeBob B.C., kids.

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Bye.

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Now he's tickling.

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Cut it out, you rascal.

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