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and NICKELODEON

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Closing time...

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the happiest time of the day!

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Closing time...

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the saddest time of the day.

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Huh?

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That's a Krabby Patty.

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Ew...

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It's cold and hard.

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This could have rolled
there years ago.

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There, there, little one,
your journey is almost over.

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What happened?

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Someone tried to
throw away a patty!

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Pinch-o-matic has saved you
5.2 cents.

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But, Mr. Krabs, I found that
under the grill.

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And tomorrow a customer
will find it under his bun.

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But... it's old
and it's cold

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and so very
full of mold.

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You're not to make
another Patty

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until that one is sold.

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Understand?

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Order up, Squidward.

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Hooray.

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Uh... SpongeBob...

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can I get one
with less... fog.

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Sorry, Squidward,
Mr. Krabs's orders.

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Whatever.

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Here you are, sir,
one Krabby Patty.

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I don't understand—

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we haven't had
a customer in weeks.

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I wonder if it's
the new placemats.

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What?

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Placemats?

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Have you
lost your mind?

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It's that old patty

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you keep trying
to sell to everybody!

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It's gone bad.

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Gone bad?

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That's nonsense.

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Bring it here,
SpongeBob.

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Uh... Why is it in a cage?

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Because it growled at me.

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You two would have never
have lasted in the navy.

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Let's see
how bad you are.

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No!

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No...

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Stay...

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That a girl!

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There, there.

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See?

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Good enough to eat.

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Oh.

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Look.

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An ambulance.

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Now, then.

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SpongeBob?

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Yes, Mr. Krabs?

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Make sure you wrap up
that patty—

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I'm not finished
with it yet!

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Well, Mr. Krabs,
you gave us quite a scare.

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So I'm going
to be okay, doc?

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Well, if you don't want
to take my word for it,

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let's just check
your chart.

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Let's see here.

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Hmm.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, no!

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This is terrible!

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Everything okay, doc?

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Don't touch me!

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That's not a good sign.

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Oh, no, it's
the Flying Dutchman!

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Eugene Krabs,
your time has come.

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I'm not Eugene Krabs,
I'm, uh, Harold!

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Harold, uh... Flower!

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Oh, sorry.

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I must have
the wrong room.

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Excuse me,
nurse?

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Yes?

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I'm looking
for Eugene Krabs.

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Oh, he's in that room,
right there.

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No, that's
Harold Flower's room.

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Harold Flower?

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So, Krabs!

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You thought you could fool
the Flying Dutchman?

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What do you want from me?

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I'm here to escort you
to the resting place

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of all bad undersea folk...

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Davy Jones's locker!

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Davy Jones's locker?

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Why do I have to go there?

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I'm not a bad crab!

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Ah, but you were cheap,

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and being cheap is
a terrible thing.

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Next stop—
Davy Jones's locker!

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Here we are!

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Blech!

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Why does it smell so foul?

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Davy Jones
works out a lot.

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These are his socks.

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Get in!

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Oh, please, Mr. Dutchman,

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I don't want to go
in there!

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I'll do anything!

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Please, give me
another chance!

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Come on, Krabs,

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show a little dignity.

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Mommy!

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All right, all right,
stop your crying.

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I'll give you
another chance.

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But you must always
be generous—

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nevercheap.

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You have my word as a sailor.

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Mr. Krabs'
nosehair clippers.

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I could use these.

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Squidward, you
shouldn't be going

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through Mr. Krabs'
belongings.

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He won't like it!

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SpongeBob, I told you
what the doctor said:

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Mr. Krabs isn't coming back.

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Now, keep quiet so I can hear
the tumblers in his safe.

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Hey, boys!

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Mr. Krabs, I knew it!

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You're alive!

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Squidward, look,
it's Mr. Krabs!

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Isn't this too good
to be true?

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Well, it was.

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You know, boys,

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being sick made me
think a lot.

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My whole life has been
about money—

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saving money, collecting money,
touching money.

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Well, you get the picture.

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But no more.

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You're looking at the new,
improved, non-cheap Mr. Krabs.

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Welcome, all, welcome!

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Hello, little one.

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What you got there?

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A Krabby Patty.

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Of course you do!

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You know what
that means, right?

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I don't go hungry?

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No, silly!

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It means: free toy!

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Gee, thanks,
Mr. Krabs.

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I thought you were
a cheap old tightwad.

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I was, son, I was.

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Free toys for everyone!

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And free refills!

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Hello, boy.

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Say, where's
Squidward?

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Oh, he's taking one
of those break things

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in your office—

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I mean the "employee lounge."

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Great!

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Excuse me, I dropped
my Krabby Patty.

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Could I get
another one?

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SpongeBob? Yes, sir.

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"Krusty Krab policy
clearly states

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"once the burger has
reached the customer,

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it is his/her responsibility."

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SpongeBob!

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That's the old policy.

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Now run back and
bring out a fresh one.

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Aye, aye, sir!

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Sorry about
the confusion.

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Free toy?

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Eugene, my man.

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Squidward!

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How's the break coming?

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Should be over in
a couple of hours.

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Have SpongeBob
send back a patty

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and an iced tea,
will you?

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Sure thing, Squidward.

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Take it easy.

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Are you enjoying
your in-meal movie?

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This movie hasn't even
been in the theaters yet!

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No expense spared for
my valued customers.

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Look at all those happy faces.

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It sure does feel good
to be generous.

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Here's your mail,
Eugene.

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Thanks, Squidward.

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You look rested.

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Yeah, these naps at work
are doing wonders for me.

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Credit card bills.

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Well, I knew
this was coming.

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Let's see what
the damage is.

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Only $10,000—
that's not so bad.

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I'll just subtract it
from today's profit.

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And... there's no money in here.

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How delightful!

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Squidward, I'm worried
about Mr. Krabs.

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Me, too— how are we
going to get paid?

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Gee, Mr. Krabs, you sure are
taking total bankruptcy well.

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Oh, it's just a bad dream.

195
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I'll wake up
soon.

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00:07:57,817 --> 00:07:58,679
Uh, "dream"?

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00:07:58,782 --> 00:07:59,920
Sure.

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00:08:00,024 --> 00:08:01,300
I'm still
in the hospital

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00:08:01,403 --> 00:08:02,679
sleeping
like a baby!

200
00:08:02,782 --> 00:08:05,403
Um, you checked out of
the hospital this morning.

201
00:08:05,506 --> 00:08:06,403
Here's the bill.

202
00:08:06,506 --> 00:08:09,506
You mean... I'm awake?

203
00:08:16,886 --> 00:08:17,886
No more refills!

204
00:08:20,368 --> 00:08:23,196
Give me back them toys,
you freeloaders!

205
00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:25,541
Show's over,
cheapskate!

206
00:08:30,679 --> 00:08:32,955
Hey, it's my lucky day—

207
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a penny!

208
00:08:34,058 --> 00:08:36,334
Your luck
just ran out!

209
00:08:36,437 --> 00:08:37,644
Hey, man, ease back,

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00:08:37,748 --> 00:08:38,817
you're crushing
my arm.

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Unhand that penny
or the arm comes off.

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00:08:44,265 --> 00:08:45,713
Ah-hah!

213
00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:48,782
That little display of
parsimonious penny pinching

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just earned you a nice little
spot in Davy Jones's locker...

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00:08:52,644 --> 00:08:54,506
for eternity!

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00:08:54,610 --> 00:08:56,679
I'm not cheap, I'm generous!

217
00:08:56,782 --> 00:08:59,541
You almost tore
a man's arm off
for a penny.

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00:08:59,644 --> 00:09:02,472
Thanks, Squidward,
I knew I could count on you.

219
00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:05,231
Well, a deal's
a deal.

220
00:09:05,334 --> 00:09:06,368
Let's go.

221
00:09:06,472 --> 00:09:08,920
Wait just a
burger-flipping second.

222
00:09:09,024 --> 00:09:12,782
Who dares back-sass
the Flying Dutchman?

223
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:17,058
That would be me:
SpongeBob Back-sass Pants.

224
00:09:17,162 --> 00:09:19,196
I say you got the wrong crab.

225
00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:21,817
This Mr. Krabs is
the most generous,

226
00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:25,644
big-hearted,
non-skinflinted crab
in the whole sea.

227
00:09:25,748 --> 00:09:29,472
He'd sell your soul
for a couple of bucks.

228
00:09:29,575 --> 00:09:32,093
I'd bet my soul
he wouldn't.

229
00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:33,472
You got yourself a bet.

230
00:09:33,575 --> 00:09:36,127
Okay, Krabs,
I'll let you stay,

231
00:09:36,231 --> 00:09:38,679
but first help me
settle a bet.

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00:09:38,782 --> 00:09:41,817
If you had to choose
between SpongeBob

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and all the money in my pocket,
which would you take?

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That depends—
how much money

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00:09:47,437 --> 00:09:48,403
we talking about?

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00:09:48,506 --> 00:09:49,644
Mr. Krabs?

237
00:09:49,748 --> 00:09:51,644
Sixty-two cents.

238
00:09:51,748 --> 00:09:52,748
I'll take the money.

239
00:09:52,851 --> 00:09:54,162
Mr. Krabs?

240
00:09:54,265 --> 00:09:56,196
Here you go, Krabs.

241
00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:58,196
Sixty-two cents.

242
00:09:58,300 --> 00:10:01,713
Next stop
Davy Jones's locker!

243
00:10:05,541 --> 00:10:07,231
Look, Squidward,
money!

244
00:10:07,334 --> 00:10:09,782
Mr. Krabs, I can't
believe I'm saying this,

245
00:10:09,886 --> 00:10:13,886
but how could you trade
SpongeBob for 62 cents?

246
00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:15,817
You think I could have
gotten more?

247
00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:19,472
He stuck up for you
and you sold him out.

248
00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:21,679
You should be ashamed
of yourself!

249
00:10:21,782 --> 00:10:24,679
Oh, what have I done?

250
00:10:24,782 --> 00:10:26,403
Oh!

251
00:10:26,506 --> 00:10:27,644
I want another chance!

252
00:10:27,748 --> 00:10:29,575
I didn't learn anything!

253
00:10:29,679 --> 00:10:31,196
I lost my best fry cook.

254
00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:35,851
I don't want this foul money,
I want SpongeBob back!

255
00:10:39,093 --> 00:10:40,058
Here, take him back.

256
00:10:40,162 --> 00:10:42,644
You heard what I said
about the money?

257
00:10:42,748 --> 00:10:44,368
Heard what you said?

258
00:10:44,472 --> 00:10:47,679
I couldn't hear myself thinking
with this one around.

259
00:10:47,782 --> 00:10:49,782
I only had him for 30 seconds,

260
00:10:49,886 --> 00:10:53,679
and it's jellyfishing this
and Mermaidman that.

261
00:10:53,782 --> 00:10:55,162
What "not giving him back"?

262
00:10:55,265 --> 00:10:57,541
He's a fate worse than death!

263
00:10:57,644 --> 00:10:59,644
He's your problem now.

264
00:11:03,472 --> 00:11:05,713
Eh, eh, about trading you
for pocket change...

265
00:11:05,817 --> 00:11:08,472
Say no more, Mr. Krabs.

266
00:11:08,575 --> 00:11:10,196
You did it for the Krusty Krab.

267
00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:12,024
I would have done
the same thing.

268
00:11:12,127 --> 00:11:13,093
You would have?

269
00:11:13,196 --> 00:11:14,093
No.

270
00:11:22,851 --> 00:11:23,955
Dutchman's residence.

271
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,334
So, as I was saying,

272
00:11:25,437 --> 00:11:27,506
you and me got
to hang out more.

273
00:11:27,610 --> 00:11:29,886
Well, what nights
are good for you...

274
00:11:49,644 --> 00:11:50,300
Huh?

275
00:11:54,644 --> 00:11:56,679
Oh, I got dead again.

276
00:11:56,782 --> 00:11:58,403
This game stinks.

277
00:12:02,713 --> 00:12:04,541
See, that's why
you must always

278
00:12:04,644 --> 00:12:06,541
pay attention
to the mountain.

279
00:12:06,644 --> 00:12:09,644
I'm listening to you, mountain!

280
00:12:09,748 --> 00:12:12,058
Don't eat
the yellow sand, Patrick.

281
00:12:12,162 --> 00:12:13,575
Oh, yeah, I forgot.

282
00:12:15,127 --> 00:12:18,403
Hey, Sandy, watch me do
the "Grouchy Squidward"

283
00:12:18,506 --> 00:12:20,472
Stop naming moves
after me!

284
00:12:20,575 --> 00:12:23,644
Everybody's an idiot
except for me.

285
00:12:23,748 --> 00:12:25,196
Well, it's true.

286
00:12:30,886 --> 00:12:31,886
SpongeBob!

287
00:12:31,989 --> 00:12:33,231
Look out for that tree!

288
00:12:33,334 --> 00:12:34,679
Huh?

289
00:12:35,679 --> 00:12:38,334
Don't worry,
everything's under control,

290
00:12:38,437 --> 00:12:39,851
'cause I'm an expert...!

291
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:44,368
Hmm... that's funny,

292
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,782
someone turned
the mountain upside-down.

293
00:12:49,058 --> 00:12:52,196
SpongeBob, land
on your bottom!

294
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,817
It'll cushion the impact
of the fall!

295
00:12:56,093 --> 00:12:57,300
Like this?

296
00:12:57,403 --> 00:12:58,541
No, your other bottom!

297
00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:00,920
Don't you have to be
stupid somewhere else?

298
00:13:01,024 --> 00:13:01,955
Not until four.

299
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:06,334
Ow, that's
got to hurt.

300
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:07,679
Do it again,
I wasn't looking!

301
00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:13,368
Well, it looks like
your gluteus maximus

302
00:13:13,472 --> 00:13:14,817
has made a
full recovery.

303
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:15,886
My what has a what now?

304
00:13:15,989 --> 00:13:17,127
Your butt's all better.

305
00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:18,713
It's really quite amazing.

306
00:13:18,817 --> 00:13:21,575
It took 20 hours
to put it all back together.

307
00:13:21,679 --> 00:13:24,782
We actually ran out of staples
and had to use a glue stick.

308
00:13:24,886 --> 00:13:28,679
Yep, you're a lucky, lucky,
lucky, lucky, lucky, luck-boy.

309
00:13:28,782 --> 00:13:29,748
But from now on,

310
00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,644
I'd like you to
be more careful.

311
00:13:31,748 --> 00:13:33,162
One more injury like that

312
00:13:33,265 --> 00:13:36,127
and you could wind up
like that poor creature there—

313
00:13:36,231 --> 00:13:38,024
in the Iron Butt.

314
00:13:38,127 --> 00:13:41,575
Oh, man, it itches.

315
00:13:42,713 --> 00:13:44,610
You heard the doctor,
SpongeBob,

316
00:13:44,713 --> 00:13:47,679
one more injury like that
and it's the Iron Butt!

317
00:13:47,782 --> 00:13:49,610
I've been too careless
back there.

318
00:13:49,713 --> 00:13:52,610
From now on I am on
round-the-clock butt patrol.

319
00:13:53,403 --> 00:13:55,231
Hey, step away
from the backside

320
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,265
I'm warning you.

321
00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:57,506
What's your problem?

322
00:13:57,610 --> 00:13:58,989
That was close.

323
00:13:59,093 --> 00:14:00,541
Hey, SpongeBob!

324
00:14:00,644 --> 00:14:01,817
Why don't you join us?

325
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,127
We need an extra player.

326
00:14:03,231 --> 00:14:04,782
Nice catch,
Percy!

327
00:14:06,058 --> 00:14:07,265
Hey, SpongeBob!

328
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:08,679
You've got to try this, dude!

329
00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:10,748
We finally
got enough people

330
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:13,506
for a seven-mile
spanking machine!

331
00:14:14,989 --> 00:14:17,093
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ow...!

332
00:14:17,196 --> 00:14:17,989
Next!

333
00:14:20,575 --> 00:14:22,058
Is this where
the line starts?

334
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,403
My butt is not safe out here!

335
00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:27,748
No part of me is safe.

336
00:14:28,437 --> 00:14:29,472
Whoo-hoo!

337
00:14:29,575 --> 00:14:31,920
Yeah, ride 'em, cowboy!

338
00:14:36,989 --> 00:14:38,196
Hey, SpongeBob.

339
00:14:43,437 --> 00:14:45,127
Ooh...

340
00:14:45,231 --> 00:14:46,437
That was fun.

341
00:14:47,713 --> 00:14:49,024
Hey, SpongeBob,
you ready

342
00:14:49,127 --> 00:14:50,437
to go sand-
boarding again?

343
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:51,575
SpongeBob?

344
00:14:51,679 --> 00:14:53,093
Hello, friends.

345
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:55,472
Enjoying the
outside world?

346
00:14:55,575 --> 00:14:58,024
What y'all doing sitting
in the middle of the floor?

347
00:14:58,127 --> 00:15:01,506
Oh, living out the remainder
of my life— in safety.

348
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:04,231
If you guys were smart,
you would join me.

349
00:15:04,334 --> 00:15:05,679
That accident
made me realize

350
00:15:05,782 --> 00:15:07,541
that it's dangerous
out there.

351
00:15:07,644 --> 00:15:09,127
I was one of
the lucky ones.

352
00:15:09,231 --> 00:15:10,093
I'm a survivor.

353
00:15:10,196 --> 00:15:11,541
And so I've
simply decided

354
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,644
I am never leaving
my house again.

355
00:15:13,748 --> 00:15:15,162
That's crazy talk!

356
00:15:15,265 --> 00:15:16,679
That's not crazy talk.

357
00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:17,989
Thisis crazy talk.

358
00:15:23,713 --> 00:15:24,817
Sorry.

359
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,713
No, Patrick's right, Sandy.

360
00:15:26,817 --> 00:15:28,437
You saw what happened to me,

361
00:15:28,541 --> 00:15:30,713
and next time
it won't just be my butt,

362
00:15:30,817 --> 00:15:32,644
it'll be my armpit
or my forehead.

363
00:15:32,748 --> 00:15:34,437
Or your other armpit!

364
00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:36,679
I was wrong
to go against nature.

365
00:15:36,782 --> 00:15:38,817
I'm a sponge—
what was I thinking?

366
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:41,368
Walking— my people
are sedentary.

367
00:15:41,472 --> 00:15:42,851
Just sitting
in your house?

368
00:15:42,955 --> 00:15:44,851
Ain't you going
to get lonesome?

369
00:15:44,955 --> 00:15:48,265
I won't be lonesome, I've got
all the friends I need here.

370
00:15:48,368 --> 00:15:50,162
This is Penny.

371
00:15:50,265 --> 00:15:51,541
And Chip.

372
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:54,093
And say hello to Used Napkin.

373
00:15:54,196 --> 00:15:57,058
How are you going to keep
your job at the Krusty Krab?

374
00:15:57,162 --> 00:15:58,989
No problem!

375
00:16:02,955 --> 00:16:04,955
A reallylong spatula.

376
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:07,127
What about eating?

377
00:16:07,231 --> 00:16:08,162
I'm a sponge!

378
00:16:08,265 --> 00:16:09,575
I'll just filter-feed.

379
00:16:19,955 --> 00:16:21,679
SpongeBob,
sooner or later

380
00:16:21,782 --> 00:16:23,886
you're going to have
to go outside.

381
00:16:23,989 --> 00:16:26,886
Listen, I told you that I'm
never leaving my house again!

382
00:16:26,989 --> 00:16:28,162
Never-ever?

383
00:16:28,265 --> 00:16:30,058
Never-ever-ever.

384
00:16:30,162 --> 00:16:33,506
Never-never-ever-ever
for never-ever?

385
00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:35,817
Never-ever-never-never,
ever-ever-never!

386
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,817
Never-ever-ever-
ever-ever-ever-ever-ever?

387
00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:40,989
Never-ever-
never-ever...

388
00:16:43,541 --> 00:16:45,127
All right, Patrick,
that is enough!

389
00:16:45,231 --> 00:16:47,713
Chip, would you mind showing
these two to the door?

390
00:16:53,368 --> 00:16:54,162
Thank you, Chip.

391
00:16:55,679 --> 00:16:58,679
I guess I'll have to
find a new best friend.

392
00:16:58,782 --> 00:16:59,955
Hey, Squidward!

393
00:17:00,058 --> 00:17:00,955
No!

394
00:17:01,058 --> 00:17:01,713
Aw.

395
00:17:01,817 --> 00:17:02,886
Don't worry,
Patrick.

396
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:04,817
We'll get SpongeBob
to come outside,

397
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:07,506
and then he'll see there's
nothing to be afraid of.

398
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,024
And that's when
I punch him, right?

399
00:17:12,851 --> 00:17:15,851
Look at the
jellyfish out here!

400
00:17:15,955 --> 00:17:19,368
Too bad SpongeBob is
missing out on all the fun!

401
00:17:21,610 --> 00:17:23,644
I caught one!

402
00:17:28,782 --> 00:17:32,093
Look at those fools risking
their lives jellyfishing.

403
00:17:32,196 --> 00:17:35,196
My new hobby is much safer,
isn't it, Chip?

404
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,817
Dust collecting.

405
00:17:40,886 --> 00:17:42,300
I think I caught one!

406
00:17:42,403 --> 00:17:43,886
We've got to try something else.

407
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,713
♪ Three cheers

408
00:17:50,093 --> 00:17:52,886
Now, you've got to blow out
the candles and make a wish.

409
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,851
I don't need the wish, Penny.

410
00:17:54,955 --> 00:17:57,575
Everything I could ever want
is right here.

411
00:17:57,679 --> 00:17:59,541
In fact, let's sing our own song

412
00:17:59,644 --> 00:18:01,403
about the joy
of staying indoors.

413
00:18:20,679 --> 00:18:22,058
Take it away, Penny!

414
00:18:23,610 --> 00:18:26,920
That Penny has the most
beautiful voice.

415
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:28,713
That is it,
SquarePants!

416
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:31,644
We're going to find
something that's
so dang fun

417
00:18:31,748 --> 00:18:33,989
that you'll have
to come outside!

418
00:18:35,093 --> 00:18:36,334
Trampoline!

419
00:18:36,437 --> 00:18:37,437
Ice cream!

420
00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:39,541
Underwater surfing!

421
00:18:39,644 --> 00:18:41,058
Two ice creams.

422
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:41,817
Ferris wheel.

423
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,093
Still two ice creams!

424
00:18:43,196 --> 00:18:45,231
Clam wrestling.

425
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:46,955
Washing an old person.

426
00:18:47,058 --> 00:18:49,024
Patrick,
that's not fun.

427
00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:50,437
It is for me!

428
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,162
Nothing's working,
Patrick.

429
00:18:57,265 --> 00:18:58,231
What do we do?

430
00:18:58,334 --> 00:19:00,541
I say we take a bath.

431
00:19:00,644 --> 00:19:01,644
What...

432
00:19:01,748 --> 00:19:03,782
Will you get
out of here?

433
00:19:05,989 --> 00:19:07,851
Now, remember—
don't jump out

434
00:19:07,955 --> 00:19:09,368
until I give
the signal.

435
00:19:09,472 --> 00:19:10,437
Right.

436
00:19:12,748 --> 00:19:15,334
All right,
SpongeBob,
you win.

437
00:19:15,437 --> 00:19:17,058
Stay inside
forever.

438
00:19:17,162 --> 00:19:19,610
Yours is truly the iron will.

439
00:19:19,713 --> 00:19:21,058
Now, Pat!

440
00:19:23,817 --> 00:19:25,334
Eek! A gorilla!

441
00:19:25,437 --> 00:19:27,437
Save me, SpongeBob!

442
00:19:32,265 --> 00:19:33,127
Okay, guys, really.

443
00:19:33,231 --> 00:19:34,817
This is your
saddest attempt yet.

444
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:36,851
Even Chip knows that's Patrick

445
00:19:36,955 --> 00:19:39,644
in the same costume he wore
for Halloween last year.

446
00:19:39,748 --> 00:19:40,851
No, really!

447
00:19:40,955 --> 00:19:43,610
You've got to come save me.

448
00:19:43,713 --> 00:19:46,058
Hey, Sandy—
who's your friend?

449
00:19:46,162 --> 00:19:48,886
But... but you're
supposed to be in
the gorilla suit.

450
00:19:48,989 --> 00:19:50,127
I am in the gorilla suit.

451
00:19:52,644 --> 00:19:54,782
I thought I was doing
a pretty good job.

452
00:19:54,886 --> 00:19:57,368
If you're Patrick,
then who's that?

453
00:20:00,058 --> 00:20:02,093
A real gorilla!

454
00:20:02,196 --> 00:20:02,713
Huh?

455
00:20:16,644 --> 00:20:17,817
No!

456
00:20:22,610 --> 00:20:23,886
Oh, my gosh!

457
00:20:27,541 --> 00:20:29,093
This can't be happening!

458
00:20:34,713 --> 00:20:38,920
This is exactly the kind
of thing I was talking about!

459
00:20:39,024 --> 00:20:41,196
Well, they were asking for it.

460
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:44,886
It's not like I didn't warn them
about the dangers of outside.

461
00:20:44,989 --> 00:20:47,575
Yes, Chip, I know
they're my two dearest friends

462
00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:49,162
in the whole world,

463
00:20:49,265 --> 00:20:52,024
but I told them I wasn't going
outside no matter what.

464
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,989
We can do without
the name-calling,

465
00:20:54,093 --> 00:20:55,989
thank you very much,
Used Napkin.

466
00:20:56,093 --> 00:20:59,300
I know, Chip, if it was me
out there bagged by an ape,

467
00:20:59,403 --> 00:21:03,024
Patrick and Sandy
would risk anything to save me.

468
00:21:04,093 --> 00:21:06,162
And I've got to do
the same for them.

469
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:10,748
If I don't come back, Chip,
take good care of Gary.

470
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:15,334
Well... here I go...

471
00:21:15,437 --> 00:21:19,541
from the safety of my home
to the outside world.

472
00:21:33,713 --> 00:21:35,679
I'm taking my first step.

473
00:21:35,782 --> 00:21:37,644
So far so good.

474
00:21:37,748 --> 00:21:39,782
I think I can do this!

475
00:21:41,093 --> 00:21:41,817
No!

476
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:42,920
Oh, dear Neptune!

477
00:21:43,024 --> 00:21:44,575
Get off of me!

478
00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:45,748
Get off of me!

479
00:21:45,851 --> 00:21:47,368
Chip, help me,
help me!

480
00:21:52,817 --> 00:21:54,300
I'm still alive.

481
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:57,231
I did it!

482
00:21:57,334 --> 00:21:58,955
I made it outside!

483
00:21:59,058 --> 00:22:00,920
Nothing can stop me now!

484
00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:04,162
Is it too late
to go back inside yet?

485
00:22:04,817 --> 00:22:05,713
It's too late.

486
00:22:07,506 --> 00:22:09,058
Patrick? Sandy?

487
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:10,886
Yeah, SpongeBob?

488
00:22:10,989 --> 00:22:12,955
I'm sorry I caused all this.

489
00:22:13,058 --> 00:22:15,989
I'm not scared
of going outside anymore.

490
00:22:16,093 --> 00:22:17,955
But I'm terrified
of gorillas now.

491
00:22:18,058 --> 00:22:21,162
That's okay,
SpongeBob— us, too.

492
00:22:21,265 --> 00:22:24,127
You know what I don't
understand, though?

493
00:22:24,231 --> 00:22:25,127
What?

494
00:22:25,231 --> 00:22:27,368
What's a gorilla
doing underwater?

495
00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,231
Uh, well...

496
00:22:30,334 --> 00:22:32,817
it's funny you should...
You see, the...

497
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,403
George, they're onto us!

498
00:22:35,886 --> 00:22:36,403
Let's get out of here.

499
00:22:55,472 --> 00:22:59,955
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500
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