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Ah...

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I don't know how you do it,
Gar Bear.

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But that's the best cup of
French toast I've ever had.

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Well, time to punch that clock.

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But not before checking

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my motivational
quote-a-day calendar.

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"You are a winner."

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And today's the first day
of summer.

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Happy first day of summer,
Squidward.

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Care to join me for
solstice caroling?

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I'm not much of a summer person,
SpongeBob.

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Davy Jones on the jib!

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Do my ears deceive me?

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Is it really
the first day of summer?

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Is it?

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Yeah.

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Oo-whee-hoo!

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Gee, Mr. K,
you sure have

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a scorching case
of summer fever.

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What is it
about summertime

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that makes us so happy?

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The firefly-lit nights?

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The intoxicating aroma
of a charcoal briquette?

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The hypnotic sound of a lawn
mower running over a flip-flop?

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The money.

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The money?

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Er, uh, I mean, uh...
the children.

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Oh.

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You see, boy,
during the summer

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the children are excused
from their classes.

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A recess commonly

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referred to
as summer break.

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Tell me more about
summer break.

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Well, during the summer break

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the children wander
Bikini Bottom unsupervised

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their pockets lined
with allowance

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free to spend their money

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without any parental guidance
whatsoever.

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I guess that's what I like best.

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Sure I suppose some would try

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and take advantage
of this situation

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by selling them
toys or candy.

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But I sleep well at night
with the knowledge

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that I'm providing them
with something they need—

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a nutritious meal.

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Come here,
you little piggies!

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I've been taught the true
meaning of summer.

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Almost closing time,
Mr. K.

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What?

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But that's impossible!

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What about the money?

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I mean, uh...
uh, what about the children?

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I guess summer isn't
coming this year.

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Hey, maybe they're all
at that new playground
over there.

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Playground?

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Luring away
me young customers?

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Warm up the boat,
SpongeBob.

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See anything, Mr. Krabs?

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Oh, they're here all right.

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Just look at them, SpongeBob.

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So weak and malnourished

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with nobody trying
to sell them nothing.

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Breaks me heart.

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No!

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I got nothing to live
for, SpongeBob.

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The way you drove the boat

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belying on the ground
was kind of cool.

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True.

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But that's not going
to get these munchkins

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away from this playground.

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Unless...

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Hmm.

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See you tomorrow, boy.

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Got a lot
of work to do.

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You got it, Mr. Krabs.

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Hey!

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Another day, another dollar.

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Gee, I wonder what Mr. Krabs has
been up to since I saw him last

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and then went home to do
nothing of particular interest

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till this very moment.

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Huh?

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SpongeBob.

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You're just in time for
the grand unveiling of...

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Krabby Land.

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Krabby Land, sir?

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Yes, Krabby Land.

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Where a kid can have fun.

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For the right price.

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Welcome to the Krusty
Krab, young man.

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What's your name?

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Monroe.

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Nice to meet you, Monroe.

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Whee!

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Aha.

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Okay, Money...

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I mean, uh, children.

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It's time for the grand
unveiling of Money!

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I mean, Krabby Land!

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Yay!

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Okay, kids,
now promise Uncle Krabs

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that if you get hungry
while you're playing

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you'll come inside
for some delicious

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nutritious Krabby Patties.

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We promise.

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All right, here we go.

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I give you... Krabby Land!

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Yay!

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Whoa! Ooh!

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Where am I?

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Uh... that reminds me.

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I forgot to give you
these coloring books

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slash liability waivers.

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Everyone who hands theirs back

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gets to meet the one and only
Krabby the Clown.

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Yay!
Yay!

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Have fun.
And don't forget to eat plenty

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of vitamin-enriched
Krabby Patties—

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Krabby the Clown's
favorite meal.

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We want Krabby!
We want Krabby!

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Where is Krabby,
Mr. Krabs?

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He'll be here after
I count their money.

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Just stall them.

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Stall them?
How do I do that?

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I don't know,
be entertaining.

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Duh-uh... duh.

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Hey, kids.

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You're not
Krabby the Clown.

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No, I'm not. I'm, uh...

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I'm Krabby's beloved sidekick

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the Krabby Patty... Burglar.

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Lame.

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Krabby will
be here soon.

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He, uh, had to
take the bus.

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But in the meantime,
let's have some fun!

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You kids like bubbles?

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No.

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Well, you've never
seen my bubbles.

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Voila!

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A bubble shaped
like a jellyfish.

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How about that?

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Still lame.

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Okay.

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Prepare to be blown back
on your tail fins.

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Ta-dah!

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Uh. Uh.

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You stink!

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Bring on the clown!

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Okay.

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Now for a finale.

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Boo!
Boo!
Boo!

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Boo!

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Boo!

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Boo!

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Boo!

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My eyes!

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Whoa-oh-oh!

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They seem to respond
to me being in pain.

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They enjoy
other people's misery.

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Hey, kids.
Check this out.

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I've got them
right where I want them.

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Aah!

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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Ooh! Yow! Ow! Ooh! Yow!

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Mr. Krabs

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I can't take much more
of this stalling stuff.

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Always thinking about yourself.

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Get out there and stall!

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What happened to your arms
and legs, boy?

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The kids are using
them as boomerangs.

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Boomerangs?

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Oh, no!
They might break my windows.

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What are we going to do?

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Well, now that all
their money's counted

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tell them Krabby
has just arrived.

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Really? He's here?

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Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh,
boy, oh, boy, oh, boy...

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Get out there
and tell them!

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Listen, everybody.

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Krabby the Clown
is in the building!

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Who do you want?

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Krabby!

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When do you want him?

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Now!

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Krabby! Krabby!

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Krabby! Krabby! Hooray!

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Hey, kids.

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Are you ready to meet
Krabby the Clown?

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Yay!

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All right. Here you go!

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Hey, kids.

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Uh, thank you all for coming.

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Thank you.

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Eat plenty of Krabby Patties.

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Ah, Krabs, you'd done it again.

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I'll say you have.

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SpongeBob?

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How could you, Mr. Krabs?

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You promised these children
Krabby the Clown.

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But all I saw up there was...

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Cheapy the Cheapskate.

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Hey, I ain't cheap.

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Now take this tomato
back to the kitchen
before it spoils.

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But what about
the true meaning of summer?

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What about the children?

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The children?

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I don't care about the children.

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I just care about
their parents' money.

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Ah, the fact that their feeble
minds are easily manipulated

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by cheap playgrounds
and talentless clowns

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is no skin off my nose.

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Survival of the fittest,
SpongeBob.

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Survival of the fittest.
Heh-heh.

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Oh. Hey, kids.

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Uh... Uncle Krabs
has to go to the bank now.

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Get him!

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I suppose I'll never know
the true meaning of summer.

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I thought I knew it once

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but that was a long,
long time ago.

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You mean this morning?

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Yeah.

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Come outside, Mr. Squarepants.

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It's a summer miracle.

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Hoorah!

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Wow, thousands of dollars
fluttering in the breeze.

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I guess that's the true
meaning of summer.

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Where's Mr. Krabs?

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He's missing out
on all the summer fun.

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Let me go!

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00:11:08,824 --> 00:11:11,238
I got to get some
of that green stuff.

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No!

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Not that green stuff!

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No!

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Ah, finally,
the weekend is here

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and this isn't just
any old weekend.

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This is the weekend SpongeBob
and Patrick go camping.

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Wouldn't it be great
if they got lost in the woods

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and never came back?

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Patrick, I'm scared.

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Ho-ho, that would be great.

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You've waited
a long time for this.

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A soft bed...

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Warm tea...

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A good book...

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And two whole days
with no.

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What the...?

246
00:12:06,824 --> 00:12:08,307
SpongeBob—
aren't you two

247
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supposed
to be camping?

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We arecamping.

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SpongeBob,
it's not camping

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if you're ten feet
from your house.

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It doesn't matter
where you are

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as long as you're
outdoors.

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While all those soft city folk
are safe in their beds

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reading books, we're out
here pitting ourselves

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against the formidable
forces of nature.

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You want to join us?

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No.

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Okay. Have fun inside.

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00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:34,893
What do you mean,
have fun inside?

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Just...
have fun inside.

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See you tomorrow.

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Oh. Bye.

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You little sneak.

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00:12:41,824 --> 00:12:43,548
I see what
you're doing. What?

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Don't think I can't
see what you're doing.

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What?

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You're saying
I can't take it.

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But all I...

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You're saying
I'm soft.

270
00:12:54,445 --> 00:12:57,307
You think your little
"have fun inside" challenge

271
00:12:57,411 --> 00:12:59,859
is going to make me
come camping with you

272
00:12:59,962 --> 00:13:01,721
but that is
never going to happen.

273
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:05,342
There's no way I'm going
to sit out here all night

274
00:13:05,445 --> 00:13:06,859
with you two losers.

275
00:13:06,962 --> 00:13:08,790
So get used to it.

276
00:13:08,893 --> 00:13:09,859
Okay.

277
00:13:09,962 --> 00:13:12,066
Have fun inside.

278
00:13:12,169 --> 00:13:13,411
That's it!
I'm in!

279
00:13:13,514 --> 00:13:15,135
I'll show you camping.

280
00:13:15,238 --> 00:13:18,652
Squidward's going to come
camping with us.

281
00:13:22,066 --> 00:13:23,928
Now you'll see how a real...

282
00:13:24,031 --> 00:13:26,686
outdoorsman does it.

283
00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:29,997
Here we are—
my remote-controlled

284
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,100
self-assembling tent.

285
00:13:32,204 --> 00:13:34,962
Watch and learn.

286
00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:41,583
That was great,
Squidward

287
00:13:41,686 --> 00:13:43,307
but how do you
get inside?

288
00:13:43,411 --> 00:13:45,376
Yeah, it's all
crushy-looking.

289
00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:48,480
It isn't put up yet,
you idiots.

290
00:13:51,928 --> 00:13:52,824
Customization.

291
00:13:52,928 --> 00:13:54,445
Genius.

292
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,755
He's tenderizing
the ground.

293
00:13:57,859 --> 00:13:59,376
Of course.

294
00:14:01,997 --> 00:14:04,031
Write that down,
write that down!

295
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:07,859
Huh?

296
00:14:07,962 --> 00:14:10,548
Voila.

297
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:18,721
But what could compare to just
lying out under the stars?

298
00:14:21,307 --> 00:14:23,928
Well, I worked up
an appetite

299
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,031
as big as all outdoors.

300
00:14:26,135 --> 00:14:27,514
Time for a little grub.

301
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,997
I suppose you two
are going to stew up

302
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,617
some twigs
and rocks, right?

303
00:14:31,721 --> 00:14:34,686
No, we got something
even better—

304
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,859
Marshmallows.

305
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:40,755
Mmm-mm.

306
00:14:40,859 --> 00:14:42,204
Just like the astronauts eat.

307
00:14:43,514 --> 00:14:46,204
Patrick to SpongeBob.
Patrick to SpongeBob.

308
00:14:46,307 --> 00:14:47,445
Do you read me? Over.

309
00:14:47,548 --> 00:14:49,893
SpongeBob to Patrick.

310
00:14:49,997 --> 00:14:51,066
I read you. Over.

311
00:14:51,169 --> 00:14:52,548
Patrick to SpongeBob.

312
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:55,100
I like going

313
00:14:55,204 --> 00:14:56,445
Over.

314
00:14:56,548 --> 00:14:57,480
SpongeBob to Patrick.

315
00:14:57,583 --> 00:14:58,721
Me, too.

316
00:15:04,548 --> 00:15:08,928
SpongeBob to Patrick,
help yourself. Over.

317
00:15:09,031 --> 00:15:09,997
Yummy.

318
00:15:11,514 --> 00:15:13,100
Patrick to SpongeBob.

319
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,445
The deliciousness
has landed.

320
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:18,928
Well, you two astronauts
can eat marshmallows.

321
00:15:19,031 --> 00:15:20,031
I'm going to have a can

322
00:15:20,135 --> 00:15:22,997
of Swedish barnacle balls...
just as soon

323
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,997
as I can get my can opener.

324
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:25,928
But, Squidward

325
00:15:26,031 --> 00:15:27,100
didn't you take
a can opener

326
00:15:27,204 --> 00:15:28,273
when you hiked out here?

327
00:15:28,376 --> 00:15:29,307
Why would I bother?

328
00:15:29,411 --> 00:15:31,135
We're ten feet from my house.

329
00:15:31,238 --> 00:15:32,445
But this is
the wilderness.

330
00:15:32,548 --> 00:15:35,859
It just doesn't seem to
fit the camping spirit.

331
00:15:35,962 --> 00:15:38,100
Pretty weenie.

332
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:39,307
All right,
all right.

333
00:15:39,411 --> 00:15:41,445
Give me
a marshmallow.

334
00:16:03,307 --> 00:16:04,686
Ha-ha-ha.

335
00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:05,893
Ha-ha-ha.

336
00:16:05,997 --> 00:16:09,721
Okay, besides spitting
molten foodstuffs at me

337
00:16:09,824 --> 00:16:12,342
what else do you do for fun?

338
00:16:12,445 --> 00:16:15,031
Well... after a long day
of camping

339
00:16:15,135 --> 00:16:19,962
it's nice to unwind with
a nice, relaxing campfire song.

340
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:23,514
I call this one
"The Campfire Song Song."

341
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:02,652
Squidward.

342
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:03,307
Good.

343
00:17:17,686 --> 00:17:20,342
Now, wasn't
that relaxing?

344
00:17:20,445 --> 00:17:21,100
No.

345
00:17:21,204 --> 00:17:23,066
Thisis relaxing.

346
00:17:27,238 --> 00:17:28,169
Oh, no!

347
00:17:28,273 --> 00:17:31,480
I'll save you, Squidward.

348
00:17:35,204 --> 00:17:36,859
Squidward, are
you all right?

349
00:17:36,962 --> 00:17:37,790
That's it.

350
00:17:37,893 --> 00:17:40,135
Chew... chew...
and swallow.

351
00:17:41,652 --> 00:17:43,307
There. Better?

352
00:17:43,411 --> 00:17:44,273
Better?

353
00:17:44,376 --> 00:17:45,859
I was just fine
until you launched

354
00:17:45,962 --> 00:17:48,204
that ballistic junk food
into my windpipe!

355
00:17:48,307 --> 00:17:49,652
But I had to. It's
too dangerous

356
00:17:49,755 --> 00:17:53,376
to play the clarinet badly
out here in the wilderness.

357
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:56,100
It might attract...

358
00:17:56,204 --> 00:17:57,824
a sea bear.

359
00:17:57,928 --> 00:17:59,031
A sea bear?

360
00:17:59,135 --> 00:18:02,376
You mean like the ones
that... don't exist?

361
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,307
What are you saying?

362
00:18:04,411 --> 00:18:06,100
There's no such thing.

363
00:18:06,204 --> 00:18:07,376
They're just a myth.

364
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:08,480
Oh, no, Squidward.

365
00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:09,997
Sea bears are all too real.

366
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:13,204
It says so in the
Bikini Bottom Inquirer.

367
00:18:13,307 --> 00:18:14,548
"I married
a Sea Bear"?

368
00:18:14,652 --> 00:18:16,893
Yeah, and Fake Science Monthly.

369
00:18:16,997 --> 00:18:19,824
"Sea Bears and
Fairytales Are Real"?

370
00:18:19,928 --> 00:18:23,652
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

371
00:18:23,755 --> 00:18:25,790
Well, maybe
it isstupid

372
00:18:25,893 --> 00:18:27,273
but it's also dumb.

373
00:18:27,376 --> 00:18:28,376
Patrick's right,
Squidward—

374
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:29,824
Sea Bears are
no laughing matter.

375
00:18:29,928 --> 00:18:31,790
Why, once I met this guy
who knew this guy

376
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:33,342
who knew this guy
who knew this guy

377
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,273
who knew this guy
who knew this guy

378
00:18:35,376 --> 00:18:36,307
who knew this guy

379
00:18:36,411 --> 00:18:37,652
who knew this guy
who knew this guy

380
00:18:37,755 --> 00:18:39,411
who knew this guy
who knew this guy

381
00:18:39,514 --> 00:18:41,066
who knew this guy
who knew this guy

382
00:18:41,169 --> 00:18:42,790
who knew this guy
who knew this guy

383
00:18:42,893 --> 00:18:44,342
who knew this
guy's cousin...

384
00:18:44,445 --> 00:18:45,445
You're right!

385
00:18:45,548 --> 00:18:47,204
I should
be more careful.

386
00:18:47,307 --> 00:18:48,962
In fact, why
don't you tell me

387
00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:51,066
all of the things
I shouldn't do

388
00:18:51,169 --> 00:18:53,997
if I want to keep
the sea bears away.

389
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:54,997
Okay, that's easy.

390
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,204
First off,
don't play the clarinet.

391
00:18:57,307 --> 00:18:58,617
Okay, then what?

392
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,376
Never wave your flashlight
back and forth really fast.

393
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,652
Flashlights are
their natural prey.

394
00:19:02,755 --> 00:19:03,583
You're kidding.

395
00:19:03,686 --> 00:19:05,238
Don't stomp around—
they take that

396
00:19:05,342 --> 00:19:06,376
as a challenge.
Yeah.

397
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,169
Go on.

398
00:19:07,273 --> 00:19:08,617
Don't ever eat cheese.

399
00:19:08,721 --> 00:19:09,445
Sliced or cubed?

400
00:19:11,445 --> 00:19:12,617
Cubed. Sliced is fine.

401
00:19:12,721 --> 00:19:13,824
Yeah, yeah. And?

402
00:19:13,928 --> 00:19:16,100
Never wear a sombrero... in a goofy fashion.

403
00:19:16,204 --> 00:19:18,169
Or clown shoes.
Or a hoop
skirt.

404
00:19:18,273 --> 00:19:20,135
And never...
Ever...

405
00:19:20,238 --> 00:19:21,307
Ever!
Duh!

406
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,652
Screech like a chimpanzee!

407
00:19:23,755 --> 00:19:24,686
Wow. It's amazing

408
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:27,997
how many things
can set a sea bear off.

409
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,307
They're horrible.

410
00:19:29,411 --> 00:19:32,997
And... and suddenly,
I have the sense

411
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:35,169
we're all in danger.

412
00:19:35,273 --> 00:19:36,411
Why?
Why?

413
00:19:36,514 --> 00:19:38,928
I don't know...

414
00:19:39,031 --> 00:19:41,273
Just a feeling!

415
00:19:41,376 --> 00:19:42,238
No.

416
00:19:42,342 --> 00:19:43,273
Yes.

417
00:19:43,376 --> 00:19:44,066
No.

418
00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:47,031
Squidward, please don't.

419
00:19:51,031 --> 00:19:53,066
SpongeBob, what are
we going to do?

420
00:19:53,169 --> 00:19:55,721
A sea bear is sure
to come and eat us.

421
00:19:55,824 --> 00:19:56,997
Don't worry, Patrick.

422
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,617
I'll draw us an anti-sea bear
circle in the dirt.

423
00:19:59,721 --> 00:20:00,514
Good thinking.

424
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:01,755
All the experts say

425
00:20:01,859 --> 00:20:04,031
it's the only defense
against a sea bear attack.

426
00:20:04,135 --> 00:20:07,790
Ha-ha-ha-ha. You guys
are so gullible.

427
00:20:07,893 --> 00:20:12,790
See? I did everything
that attracts a sea bear

428
00:20:12,893 --> 00:20:14,617
and nothing happened.

429
00:20:14,721 --> 00:20:17,962
If sea bears really exist,
why didn't one show up?

430
00:20:18,066 --> 00:20:19,893
Maybe it's because
you're not wearing

431
00:20:19,997 --> 00:20:22,066
your sombrero
in a goofy fashion.

432
00:20:22,169 --> 00:20:23,514
Oh, pfft. Sorry.

433
00:20:23,617 --> 00:20:25,238
How silly of me.

434
00:20:25,342 --> 00:20:27,169
You mean like this?

435
00:20:31,652 --> 00:20:32,652
No. Like that.

436
00:20:46,342 --> 00:20:49,066
Squidward, are you okay?

437
00:20:49,169 --> 00:20:50,238
No.

438
00:20:50,342 --> 00:20:53,376
Quick. Jump inside our
anti-sea bear circle

439
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,652
before he comes back.

440
00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:58,204
Yeah. Sea bears
often attack
more than once.

441
00:20:58,307 --> 00:20:59,238
Are you crazy?

442
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:02,686
A dirt circle won't
stop that monster.

443
00:21:02,790 --> 00:21:04,859
I'm running
for my life.

444
00:21:04,962 --> 00:21:05,652
No!

445
00:21:10,755 --> 00:21:14,273
Don't run! Sea
bears hate that.

446
00:21:14,997 --> 00:21:16,100
Thanks for the tip.

447
00:21:16,204 --> 00:21:19,583
I guess I'll just
limp home, then.

448
00:21:19,686 --> 00:21:20,583
No!

449
00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:30,548
They hate limping
more than running!

450
00:21:30,652 --> 00:21:33,514
Well, I guess
I'll just have...

451
00:21:36,204 --> 00:21:40,617
I should have warned you
about crawling.

452
00:21:44,342 --> 00:21:46,445
What did I do
that time?

453
00:21:46,548 --> 00:21:50,514
I don't know. I guess
he just doesn't like you.

454
00:21:50,617 --> 00:21:52,480
Pretend to be
somebody else.

455
00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:54,307
Here, draw a circle.

456
00:21:54,411 --> 00:21:56,376
Okay.

457
00:22:01,652 --> 00:22:03,342
That was an oval!

458
00:22:03,445 --> 00:22:06,169
It has to be a circle!

459
00:22:06,273 --> 00:22:07,204
Move over!

460
00:22:18,445 --> 00:22:20,445
Hey. It worked.

461
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:22,755
You guys saved my life.

462
00:22:24,755 --> 00:22:27,238
Yeah. I'm glad it was
just a sea bear.

463
00:22:27,342 --> 00:22:31,411
This circle would never
hold back a sea rhinoceros.

464
00:22:31,514 --> 00:22:32,859
What attracts them?

465
00:22:32,962 --> 00:22:35,548
The sound of a
sea bear attack.

466
00:22:36,652 --> 00:22:38,066
Huh. Good thing
we're all wearing

467
00:22:38,169 --> 00:22:40,790
our anti-sea
rhinoceros
undergarments.

468
00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:42,273
Right, Squidward?

469
00:22:42,376 --> 00:22:42,755
Uh-huh.

470
00:22:45,790 --> 00:22:50,411
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471
00:22:50,514 --> 00:22:58,928
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