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Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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and NICKELODEON

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Oh, no, I lost my pen.

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You can borrow mine.

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Thanks.

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I lost something once.

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I lost something
I couldn't live without—

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my identity.

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So anyway, thanks
for the pen.

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No problem, hon.

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It all started last week—
Monday morning to be exact—

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the day I lost
my identity.

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I got to go.

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Good morning, world,
and all who inhabit it.

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Awk! Gary, help! I can't see.

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Gary!

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Gary, are you there?

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Gary? Gary, buddy?

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I need you to be my eyes, okay?

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Am I near the bathroom?

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Gary? Gary? Gar?

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Gary.

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Now that my horrific
incident of terror is over

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how 'bout some breakfast?

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Enjoy, buddy.

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Mmm. You know, I've been feeding
this to Gary for years

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and I don't even know
what it tastes like.

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Bleah!

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Bleah!

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Bleah!

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What is it, Peterson?

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I'm not sure.

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I feel... a disturbance.

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That was the worst thing
I've ever tasted.

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Oh, well, at least
I'll never have to do it again.

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Barnacles!

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All these shenanigans
made me late for work.

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Uh-oh.

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All right.

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Hi, SpongeBob.

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Hi, Patrick.

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Wait a minute.

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When exactly did you
lose your identity?

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Yeah, and
who's Patrick?

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Why did you
eat Snail-Po?

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Have patience,
good people.

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A great story
can't be rushed.

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However, I willskip ahead
to The Krusty Krab.

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Order up!

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One Krabby Patty, grilled
with the fiery warmth

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of my beating heart. Enjoy.

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Thanks.

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Uh...

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Oh.

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Is there a problem?

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Well, you really should
be wearing a name tag

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so I can thank you
properly.

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While it is against
my philosophy

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to disagree with a customer

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I must point out that I am,
in fact, wearing a name tag...

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right here.

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Huh?

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Uh... SpongeBob.

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Oh, Squidward,
it's terrible.

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It's the most terrible thing
that's ever happened to me.

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I lost my name tag.

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Pourquoi?

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SpongeBob,
take it easy.

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I'm sure you can
get a new one.

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But I don't want
a new one, Squidward.

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My name tag is
out there somewhere.

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Lost... Hungry...

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Who will help it?

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What if
someone's using it?

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All right, nobody move!

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This is a bank robbery!

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Attica!

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I'm innocent, I tell ya.

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Wow... Ooh...

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Squidward,
what happened?

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Huh? Oh, you fainted

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because you lost your
name tag or something.

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Huh?

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SpongeBob, will you get
ahold of yourself?

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Since when is losing
your name tag

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the end of the world?

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Attention,
all employees!

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Just a quick heads-up, boys.

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There's going to be
a surprise uniform inspection

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in one hour.

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Anyone who doesn't pass,
gets the boot.

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This boot, to be exact.

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It's very stinky

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and you have
to wear it all day.

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See you in an hour.

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SpongeBob, if
you really want

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to find your name tag,
just retrace your steps.

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Retrace my steps?

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Squidward, you're a genius.

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Huh. Huh. A genius.

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Well, I don't know
about that, but...

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Cover me till
I get back, okay?

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Oh, sure, sure.

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A genius. Well,
how about... Hey!

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Let's see.

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If I'm going to retrace my steps

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I got to remember
everything I did this morning.

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Hi, SpongeBob.

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Oh, hi, Patrick.

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You said hi to me
this morning, right?

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As I do every morning.

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Well, I need you
to do it again.

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That wasn't part
of the deal, Squarepants.

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Patrick, what are
you talking about?

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My hellos aren't just
some tape recording

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that you can rewind
and play over and over.

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They're special.

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Patrick, this is
an emergency.

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I lost my name tag
this morning

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and I need to
retrace my steps.

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You lost your name tag?

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Okay, Patrick, you
know the plan, right?

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I got it, I got it.

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You're going to retrace your
steps and when you walk by me

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I say, "Hi,"
just like this morning.

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Perfect!

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Mm, I guess I should start
with when I woke up.

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I sure hope this works.

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Good morning, world,
and all who inhabit it.

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Awk!

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So far, so good.

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I don't see my name tag up here.

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Now that my horrific incident
of terror is over

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how 'bout some breakfast?

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Bleah!

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Okay. Next I just have
to walk outside

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and say hi to Patrick.

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Patrick!

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What?

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You were supposed
to say hi to me.

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Hi.

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Oh. All right,
let's take it from the top.

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Bye, SpongeBob.

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Don't forget your
line this time!

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I won't.

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Good morning, world
and all who inhabit it.

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Patrick, why
didn't you say hi to me?

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What's my motivation?

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Forget the motivation.

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Just say hi!

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Hi, Patrick.

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Wait! I'm Patrick.

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I'm sorry. Sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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Let's try it again.

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Bleah!

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Hi, SpongeBoob.

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SpongeBoob?

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I-I said— ha-ha!

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Who's SpongeBoob?

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I said SpongeBoob!

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Again, again. Sorry, people.

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I got the giggles.

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Oh, what's the use?

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I'll never find my name tag
in time for inspection.

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Well, what did you do

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after I said hi to
you this morning?

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Hmm. Let's see.

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I skipped merrily
to The Krusty Krab.

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Said hello to old man Jenkins.

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Hi, Mr. J.

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Placed an apple
on Mr. Krabs's desk

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and that's about it.

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Oh, and these two guys
threw me in the dumpster.

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Yi-yi-yi.

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Good one, guys!

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Whoa!

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That's it!

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Your name tag
is in the apple

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on Mr. Krabs' desk.

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Patrick, you're a genius.

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Oh, wait, he's probably
thrown it away by now.

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Well, then, we'll
look in the dumpster.

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What is that stench?

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That is the stench
of discovery.

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Come on, buddy, I'll
give you a boost.

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Hop on, pal.

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Yup-ho!

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Hey, it's not so bad,
once you get used to it.

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I wish I had a nose.

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Come on in, buddy,
the garbage is fine.

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Cannonball!

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You look over there

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and I'll look over here.

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Okay.

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Patrick.

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I'm looking, I'm looking.

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Patrick.

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Patrick!

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I'm looking as fast as I can.

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Patrick!

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Thank you.

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Here, let me get that.

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Hey, look— a
Stingray 5000 single.

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Hey, these guys rock!

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Why would anybody
throw this away?

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Have you forgotten
what we're looking for

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knee deep in yesterday's
Top 40 songs?

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Yes.

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I'll give you a hint:
Two words.

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First word, "my."

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Second word, "name tag."

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Could I have another hint?

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Patrick, I would love
to sit here

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and play "20 Questions"
with you

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but I've only got
one minute till inspection.

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Aah! One minute?

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Hurry, Patrick!

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We don't have much time.

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Hey, SpongeBob.

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Not now, Patrick.

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I know where
your name tag is.

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Where? Where?

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Uh...

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I can't remember.

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Patrick, I don't
have time for this.

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There it is!

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Where?

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Uh. I forgot again.

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Patrick, are you with me
or against me?

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Well, could you
give me a hint?

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There! I see it!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah—
the boy who cried, "Name tag."

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If you're not going to help me

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then just go crawl
back under your rock.

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Well, at least I don't
wear my shirt backwards.

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My shirt backward? What the...?

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My shirt's on backwards!

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I had my identity all along.

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Oh, and just in time.

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Thanks, Patrick.

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Don't mention it, buddy.

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Fall in for inspection!

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All right, you two.

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Hat and uniform
seem to be in order.

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Hmm...

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Promise me you'll shave
tonight and you pass.

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Hoo-rah.

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Okay, boy,
your turn.

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I think you'll find
everything ship-shape.

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Jumping jellyfish,
what's that stench?

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Uh, discovery?

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And that's how I got
my identity back.

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Welp, that's my story.

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Well, you managed
to kill 11 minutes.

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Thanks, uh...

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Betty.

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What? Oh, sweetie,
I'm not Betty.

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I just borrowed her uniform
while mine's at the cleaners.

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Ah, The Krusty Krab

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home of the delicious
Krabby Patty

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and its super-secret recipe.

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Attention,
Krusty Krab crew!

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All hands report
immediately!

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Fry Cook SpongeBob
reporting, sir!

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What's all the yelling about?

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Today is
the 25th anniversary

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of the first time
me archenemy Plankton

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ever tried to steal
me secret

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Krabby Patty formula.

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Can I have
the secret formula?

272
00:12:09,613 --> 00:12:10,889
No! Okay.

273
00:12:10,993 --> 00:12:13,062
But he was persistent.

274
00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:15,165
Pretty please? Uh-huh.

275
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,682
He used disguise...

276
00:12:19,682 --> 00:12:22,406
super-science...

277
00:12:25,855 --> 00:12:28,406
civil disobedience...

278
00:12:28,510 --> 00:12:30,993
and I always
came out on top.

279
00:12:31,096 --> 00:12:32,303
Fascinating.

280
00:12:32,406 --> 00:12:35,131
But thousands of failures
have made him crafty

281
00:12:35,234 --> 00:12:37,441
so keep your eyes open.

282
00:12:37,544 --> 00:12:39,406
You never know
what trick he'll use

283
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:41,786
to steal me secret
Krabby Patty formula.

284
00:12:41,889 --> 00:12:44,510
What a quaint restaurant.

285
00:12:44,613 --> 00:12:47,027
I think I will sample
their wares.

286
00:12:47,131 --> 00:12:49,027
Ooh, how weird—

287
00:12:49,131 --> 00:12:51,372
a machine made to
look like a customer.

288
00:12:51,475 --> 00:12:54,648
SpongeBob, why don't you go
hose out the men's room.

289
00:12:54,751 --> 00:12:56,165
With pleasure, sir!

290
00:12:56,268 --> 00:12:58,268
I'lltake this one.

291
00:12:58,372 --> 00:13:01,855
Welcome to The
Krusty Krab, sir.

292
00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:03,544
May I help you?

293
00:13:03,648 --> 00:13:04,682
Yes, please.

294
00:13:04,786 --> 00:13:07,268
I'd like an order
of chili coral bits.

295
00:13:07,372 --> 00:13:10,165
You sure you don't want
a Krabby Patty?

296
00:13:10,268 --> 00:13:11,993
No, thank you.

297
00:13:12,096 --> 00:13:13,510
Will this cover it?

298
00:13:13,613 --> 00:13:15,544
Uh... sure.

299
00:13:15,648 --> 00:13:17,579
Here you go.

300
00:13:19,234 --> 00:13:21,234
Good day.

301
00:13:21,337 --> 00:13:24,027
Hm. I was sure it was
one of Plankton's tricks.

302
00:13:24,131 --> 00:13:25,682
Well, at least his money's good.

303
00:13:27,027 --> 00:13:29,613
Aha!

304
00:13:29,717 --> 00:13:33,268
Plankton! You knew I would
never distrust a dollar!

305
00:13:33,372 --> 00:13:34,751
That's right, Krabs.

306
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:38,131
Now, hand over the secret
Krabby Patty formula!

307
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,027
Or what?

308
00:13:40,131 --> 00:13:41,475
I don't know.

309
00:13:41,579 --> 00:13:43,613
I never thought
I'd get this far.

310
00:13:43,717 --> 00:13:46,544
Well, then, allow me to
suggest your next move.

311
00:13:48,234 --> 00:13:50,820
Yowww!

312
00:13:50,924 --> 00:13:52,544
Curse you, Krabs!

313
00:13:55,924 --> 00:13:57,682
And now for the chaser.

314
00:14:03,889 --> 00:14:05,544
You just wait, Krabs!

315
00:14:05,648 --> 00:14:08,717
Next time I'll...

316
00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:10,337
Who am I kidding?

317
00:14:10,441 --> 00:14:14,544
At least I can go home
to a wife who understands.

318
00:14:14,648 --> 00:14:18,372
So, tell me what happened.

319
00:14:18,475 --> 00:14:20,303
I don't want to talk about it.

320
00:14:20,406 --> 00:14:22,303
Talking will make
you feel better.

321
00:14:22,406 --> 00:14:23,717
Leave me alone.

322
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:27,200
That's your problem—
you never let anyone in.

323
00:14:27,303 --> 00:14:29,062
Plankton the rock,
Plankton the loner.

324
00:14:29,165 --> 00:14:30,958
And she's off,
ladies and gentlemen.

325
00:14:31,062 --> 00:14:32,510
You have to do
everything yourself.

326
00:14:32,613 --> 00:14:35,200
That's why everything you try
ends up like this.

327
00:14:37,268 --> 00:14:38,372
And like this.

328
00:14:40,131 --> 00:14:42,200
And more recently, like this.

329
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,234
I'm a failure!

330
00:14:51,337 --> 00:14:53,303
It's not that bad.

331
00:14:53,406 --> 00:14:55,717
You just require a little help.

332
00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:57,682
Maybe some henchmen.

333
00:14:57,786 --> 00:14:58,717
Henchmen?

334
00:14:58,820 --> 00:15:00,544
Yes. What you need to do

335
00:15:00,648 --> 00:15:04,027
is surround yourself
with muscular tough guys

336
00:15:04,131 --> 00:15:06,200
who will do whatever you say.

337
00:15:06,303 --> 00:15:07,820
I like the sound of that.

338
00:15:07,924 --> 00:15:11,855
I'll canvass all the seediest
lowbrow dives in town

339
00:15:11,958 --> 00:15:13,613
to find my minions.

340
00:15:13,717 --> 00:15:17,200
And I know just how to speak
their language.

341
00:15:17,303 --> 00:15:20,648
Felicitations, malefactors!

342
00:15:20,751 --> 00:15:23,441
I am endeavoring
to misappropriate

343
00:15:23,544 --> 00:15:25,441
the formulary
for the preparation

344
00:15:25,544 --> 00:15:28,303
of affordable comestibles.

345
00:15:28,406 --> 00:15:30,372
Who will join me?

346
00:15:30,475 --> 00:15:33,613
I don't get it—
no matter what I do

347
00:15:33,717 --> 00:15:38,303
I always end up being squashed
by someone bigger than me.

348
00:15:38,406 --> 00:15:40,406
Oh, come on.

349
00:15:40,510 --> 00:15:43,820
I think you're
overreacting.

350
00:15:43,924 --> 00:15:45,372
Sorry.

351
00:15:45,475 --> 00:15:48,062
That's okay—
I'm no different

352
00:15:48,165 --> 00:15:51,268
than the millions
of other plankton in the sea.

353
00:15:51,372 --> 00:15:52,924
The plankton family

354
00:15:53,027 --> 00:15:56,372
has always been pushed around
and stepped on.

355
00:15:56,475 --> 00:15:58,958
Wait. That's it.

356
00:15:59,062 --> 00:16:01,303
Acting alone, we're powerless

357
00:16:01,406 --> 00:16:03,855
but united, the plankton family

358
00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:06,717
could be a real pain
in the belly!

359
00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:10,406
Krabs may think one plankton
is no problem

360
00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:12,579
but let's see him take on two

361
00:16:12,682 --> 00:16:13,579
or ten

362
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:14,406
or 100

363
00:16:14,510 --> 00:16:15,889
or 1,000!

364
00:16:15,993 --> 00:16:17,717
And why stop there?

365
00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:24,751
I'll gather every family member
from every corner of the ocean.

366
00:16:24,855 --> 00:16:26,889
The entire plankton family

367
00:16:26,993 --> 00:16:28,924
under one roof!

368
00:16:30,579 --> 00:16:32,406
Krabs won't stand a chance

369
00:16:32,510 --> 00:16:34,613
against
the staggering intellect

370
00:16:34,717 --> 00:16:37,924
of a million super-smart
criminal masterminds!

371
00:16:38,027 --> 00:16:41,096
They're here!

372
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,544
Welcome, brethren!

373
00:16:44,648 --> 00:16:48,820
Hey, look here, buddy—
it's Cousin Plankton!

374
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:51,096
Yee-haw!

375
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,096
I've been away from home
longer than I thought.

376
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,648
Well, howdy, cousin!

377
00:16:55,751 --> 00:16:56,855
Guh...

378
00:16:56,958 --> 00:16:58,441
It's me, Clem.

379
00:16:58,544 --> 00:17:00,303
Of course, you remember Zeke

380
00:17:00,406 --> 00:17:02,406
Rufus, Jete, Billy Bob,
Billy Jim

381
00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:04,406
Billy Billy Bo Willy
Banana Fana Fo Filly

382
00:17:04,510 --> 00:17:05,786
Doug, Enos...

383
00:17:05,889 --> 00:17:07,924
Julio, Fletcher McGee,
Rainchild...

384
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,855
All right, I get it!

385
00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:13,613
I mean, uh, come inside,
make yourself at home.

386
00:17:13,717 --> 00:17:16,889
I'd like you to meet
my computer wife, Karen.

387
00:17:16,993 --> 00:17:20,958
Golly, she sure is
pretty, Sheldon.

388
00:17:21,062 --> 00:17:22,406
Sheldon?

389
00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:25,268
Yes, that's my first name.

390
00:17:26,786 --> 00:17:29,337
Sheldon? Will you please...?

391
00:17:29,441 --> 00:17:32,027
I'm sorry. All right

392
00:17:32,131 --> 00:17:34,544
[ laughter
continues]as I was saying...

393
00:17:34,648 --> 00:17:37,303
Okay, we all know
Sheldon's a funny name.

394
00:17:37,406 --> 00:17:40,510
O-ho-kay.
Okay, I'm done.

395
00:17:40,613 --> 00:17:42,268
No more.
Good.

396
00:17:42,372 --> 00:17:44,441
To continue.

397
00:17:44,544 --> 00:17:46,165
Only you can bring honor...

398
00:17:50,268 --> 00:17:51,372
and dignity...

399
00:17:55,096 --> 00:17:56,510
back to the plankton...

400
00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:03,200
For years, it has been my goal

401
00:18:03,303 --> 00:18:06,337
to acquire
the secret formula for...

402
00:18:06,441 --> 00:18:08,372
Okay, that's enough!

403
00:18:08,475 --> 00:18:09,717
Sheldon! Ha...

404
00:18:09,820 --> 00:18:11,889
Bottom line:
we invade The Krusty Krab

405
00:18:11,993 --> 00:18:14,096
so I can steal
the secret formula.

406
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,579
What do you think?

407
00:18:15,682 --> 00:18:17,303
Uh, what's in it for us?

408
00:18:17,406 --> 00:18:19,544
Hey, what about us?

409
00:18:19,648 --> 00:18:21,924
Well, what do you want?

410
00:18:22,027 --> 00:18:25,510
Garsh! Could I get
a new string for my banjo?

411
00:18:25,613 --> 00:18:27,958
And another boot
to match this 'un?

412
00:18:28,062 --> 00:18:30,648
And some more memory
for my laptop?

413
00:18:30,751 --> 00:18:32,303
What about root beer?

414
00:18:32,406 --> 00:18:33,855
Root beer?

415
00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:36,234
Help me get
the secret formula

416
00:18:36,337 --> 00:18:40,579
and you can have as much
root beer as you can drink.

417
00:18:42,303 --> 00:18:45,889
Victory, thy name is plankton!

418
00:18:45,993 --> 00:18:48,441
Well, Mr. Squidward

419
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,337
it's almost closing time,
and we haven't seen

420
00:18:51,441 --> 00:18:53,820
eye or antenna
of old Plankton for hours.

421
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:57,337
Yes, sir, I think this time,
he's finally given up...

422
00:18:57,441 --> 00:19:00,579
Attention,
Krusty Krab management.

423
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,406
This is your better
speaking.

424
00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:03,648
What?

425
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:06,613
I have the restaurant
surrounded.

426
00:19:06,717 --> 00:19:08,648
Give me the secret formula

427
00:19:08,751 --> 00:19:11,510
or I'll destroy
The Krusty Krab.

428
00:19:11,613 --> 00:19:13,855
Eh, you and what army, bug?

429
00:19:13,958 --> 00:19:15,510
What army?

430
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,062
What army?

431
00:19:17,165 --> 00:19:19,579
Look around you, Krabs.

432
00:19:19,682 --> 00:19:22,062
You planted grass?

433
00:19:22,165 --> 00:19:23,234
Grass?

434
00:19:27,544 --> 00:19:28,441
Uh-oh.

435
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,958
You'll never get away with it,
Plankton!

436
00:19:38,062 --> 00:19:41,372
You're right—
the pipes are
much too narrow.

437
00:19:41,475 --> 00:19:46,682
Besides, what I really want
is the Krabby Patty formula.

438
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,958
Well, you might as well
forget it!

439
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:51,648
The formula is locked away
in me safe

440
00:19:51,751 --> 00:19:53,993
and I'll never give you
the combination.

441
00:19:55,475 --> 00:19:56,510
Silence!

442
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:59,544
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

443
00:20:01,165 --> 00:20:04,441
I think you'll find
we're more than capable

444
00:20:04,544 --> 00:20:07,475
of figuring it out
for ourselves.

445
00:20:07,579 --> 00:20:08,924
Oh, boys?

446
00:20:13,406 --> 00:20:15,648
That's it—
a little to the left.

447
00:20:15,751 --> 00:20:16,820
Curse you plankton

448
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,717
and your ability
to join together

449
00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:20,855
to form a working human ear.

450
00:20:25,579 --> 00:20:28,096
Hot dog!

451
00:20:29,544 --> 00:20:30,786
Yes!

452
00:20:30,889 --> 00:20:34,096
It's mine! The formula's mine!

453
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,234
After all these years,
it's finally mine!

454
00:20:40,786 --> 00:20:43,372
Let it be known that on this day

455
00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:46,579
I, Sheldon J. Plankton

456
00:20:46,682 --> 00:20:50,441
single-handedly overthrew
The Krusty Krab!

457
00:20:50,544 --> 00:20:53,268
Ahem!

458
00:20:54,993 --> 00:20:59,682
A-And if course, I had
a little help from the family.

459
00:20:59,786 --> 00:21:02,234
Plankton, wait!
You can't look
at the formula!

460
00:21:02,337 --> 00:21:04,131
Begging won't help.

461
00:21:04,234 --> 00:21:06,820
I'm telling you,
you won't be able
to handle the truth.

462
00:21:06,924 --> 00:21:08,717
There's some things
in this world

463
00:21:08,820 --> 00:21:10,786
that weren't meant
for mortal eyes.

464
00:21:10,889 --> 00:21:11,993
Eye.

465
00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:13,268
Eye.

466
00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:14,751
I don't care.

467
00:21:14,855 --> 00:21:17,751
Drumroll, please!

468
00:21:19,062 --> 00:21:21,613
Finally, after all these years

469
00:21:21,717 --> 00:21:26,303
I'm about to find out what makes
a Krabby Patty taste so good.

470
00:21:26,406 --> 00:21:30,613
The secret recipe
for one Krabby Patty is...

471
00:21:30,717 --> 00:21:32,303
"A pinch of salt..."

472
00:21:32,406 --> 00:21:33,682
Plankton, wait!

473
00:21:33,786 --> 00:21:36,682
"... three teaspoons
of chopped onions..."

474
00:21:36,786 --> 00:21:37,717
I'm warning you.

475
00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:40,131
"... a cup of love..."

476
00:21:40,234 --> 00:21:41,234
Don't do it!

477
00:21:41,337 --> 00:21:42,648
"... mixed together

478
00:21:42,751 --> 00:21:45,648
"with the most important
ingredient of all—

479
00:21:45,751 --> 00:21:49,027
"four heaping pounds
of freshly ground...

480
00:21:49,131 --> 00:21:51,993
plankton"?

481
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:54,820
I warned you.

482
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,268
Hey, why ain't you running?

483
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,165
Well, I can't read.

484
00:22:12,268 --> 00:22:13,751
Get out of here.

485
00:22:13,855 --> 00:22:15,441
Hyuh, hyuh,
hyuh, hyuh.

486
00:22:18,786 --> 00:22:20,855
Hey, guys. Did
I miss anything?

487
00:22:20,958 --> 00:22:23,889
Mr. Krabs, is this really
the secret ingredient

488
00:22:23,993 --> 00:22:25,682
for the Krabby Patty?

489
00:22:25,786 --> 00:22:26,958
Of course not.

490
00:22:27,062 --> 00:22:29,027
And Plankton'll probably
figure that out

491
00:22:29,131 --> 00:22:31,717
and be back again to find out
what the real formula is.

492
00:22:31,820 --> 00:22:33,717
But don't
worry, boys—

493
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:35,889
the formula's
safe from harm.

494
00:22:35,993 --> 00:22:38,544
I got it hidden
in me most secret
hiding place—

495
00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:42,441
a place no one,
not even Plankton,
would ever figure out.

496
00:22:44,303 --> 00:22:47,613
Let me guess— it's at home
under your mattress.

497
00:22:48,855 --> 00:22:53,475
Curse you, Squidward!

498
00:22:56,958 --> 00:23:01,372
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