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Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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and NICKELODEON

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Wait for it...

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Another day, another migraine.

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Mi...

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graine.

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Isn't it great

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working at
the Krusty Krab,
Squidward?

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Huh? Isn't it?

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Working here?

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Yeah, great.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Oh, yeah. Yes!

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Hold that thought,
Squidward.

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I'm due in the parking lot
for early morning litter patrol.

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May Neptune shine brightly
on my harvest.

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Litter.

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Looks like someone
missed the trash basket,

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huh, Mr. Candy Wrapper?

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Kids these days.

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I've never seen
such an epidemic!

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Well, at least
it's all over now.

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Huh?

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Huh?

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Huh?

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Where is all this litter
coming from?

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Not on my watch.

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Sir, I will
have you know

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it's against the law
to litter.

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Ha! What are you
going to do,

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call the police?

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Yes.

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How's it going,
lieutenant?

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Well, let's just say
I hope our litterbug there

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saved room
for his just desserts.

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Yeah!

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Just desserts.

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Whatever.

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SpongeBob,
don't you know
who that is?

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Who?

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That's the Tattletale Strangler!

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Who?

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The Tattletale Strangler!

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He's promised
to strangle anyone

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who turns him in!

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He seems kind of angry with us,
eh, Squidward?

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Squidward?

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Squidward!

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You're going
to do time,
Strangler.

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Hard time.

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Hi, officers.

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So he's going
to jail, right?

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Who, Strangler?

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Yeah, Strangler.

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Oh, yeah.

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He's going to jail
for a long time.

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Hey, that looks
like me!

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Don't worry,
SpongeBob,

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he won't be able
to strangle you.

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Yeah, we got him
chained up
real good.

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He'll never
get away.

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Oops, not again.

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Yup, he got away.

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You nice officers
will protect me, right?

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We ain't bodyguards,
kid.

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Yeah, give us
a call

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if you see him
again, tattletale.

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Those officers are right—
I need a bodyguard.

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Mr. Krabs!

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There's a maniac
after me.

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I need a bodyguard!

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I wasn't five-time
golden claws in the navy

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for nothing.

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When he see
me moves,

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he'll be
running scared.

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So where is this
little bully,

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down at the park?

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The soda shop?

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What does he
look like, eh, boy?

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This would be him,
Mr. Krabs.

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The Tattletale Strangler!

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Go away, SpongeBob.

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Take your death cloud
with you!

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Hold me!
Hold me!

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That's it,
I got to get out of town

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till I can find a bodyguard.

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Bodyguard, huh?

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Uh, I might be able
to help you out.

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You don't understand,
mister.

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I need protection from
the scariest guy in town.

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Here's
his picture.

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He doesn't
look so tough.

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I tattled on him,

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and now he wants
to strangle me

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with his
diabolical hands!

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I hope they're
not dirty.

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Huh?

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Uh-oh, there's too many
witnesses around here.

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Listen, kid, I could
be your bodyguard.

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Here's my card.

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Hmm...

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Looks good to me.

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You're hired!

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I feel safer already.
What's next?

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Well, the maniac
could be anywhere

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wearing a disguise.

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He could be
that old man.

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Or that baby.

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Or that pebble!

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Or that stick.

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Or that receipt

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for the Phony Baloney
Mustache Emporium.

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Huh? Uh,
that's mine.

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Oh, bodyguard, my body is
in your guarding hands.

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What do we do first?

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Uh... I suggest
we go to a nice quiet,
secluded location,

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like behind
an old dumpster,
or a dark alley.

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We could go to my house

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and turn off
all the lights.

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Perfect.

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That way no one
could hear you
being strangled—

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I mean, uh, uh, protected.

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Perfect.

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Yes, excellent.

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Ah, but first
I got to do a few errands.

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Uh, okay, but let's
make it quick.

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"Quick" is my middle name.

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Let's see, paper towels.

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This one says,
"Best paper towel around."

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This one says,
"Best paper towel in town."

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Hmm.

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"In town."

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"Around."

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"In town."

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"Around."

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What do you think,
bodyguard?

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Whatever gets us
to your house quicker.

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I'll take both!

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Here you go,
Mr. SquarePants.

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Hmm...

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Is there something wrong?

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I'm not sure if
these are my pants.

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How about this one,
bodyguard?

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Too overbearing?

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Can we just go to your house?

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Here we are,
SquarePants Manor.

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Bodyguard, let me just
take this opportunity

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to say you're the best bodyguard
a fellow could hope to have.

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All right, enough
of the sappy talk.

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Open the door
so I can strangle you...

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I mean, uh, choke you...

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I mean, uh, crush
your windpipe... I mean...

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"Protect me"?

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Thanks.

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Don't mention it,
Strangler...

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I mean "bodyguard."

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Now, where
did I put my key?

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Well, I can't
find them.

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Do you want
to take a look?

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Forget the key!

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Let's climb
through this window.

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I can't reach it.

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Can you hop up
on my shoulders, kid?

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Sure.

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With these spiky cleats,
anything is possible.

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"Cleats"?

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Get your feet
out of my eye sockets!

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I'm trying, but my cleats
are stuck in your corneas!

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Get off! Get off!

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Oh, oh, oh!

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Don't be mad,
bodyguard.

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Let me just grab the key
I keep under the mat

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and we can get inside.

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There you are,
you little rascal.

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Now to put it in the lock,

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which should activate
the tumblers,

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thus opening the door.

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Step inside...

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Close the door...

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Well, here we are.

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I finally got you all alone!

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I know, isn't it great?

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Ooh!

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Now you're going to
get yours, tattletale!

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A surprise party
to celebrate

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my perfect on-time
percentage at work?

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Oh, how'd you guys know?

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It's on the invitations
you sent us.

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Let's boogie!

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Bye, everybody,
thanks for coming!

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Bye, Mr. Krabs, bye, Plankton,
bye, Sandy, bye, Larry,

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bye, Pearl, bye, Mrs. Puff, bye,
Squidward, bye, the rest.

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Alone at last.

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Huh? What? What?

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So we're
all alone now?

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Just you, me
and the floorboards.

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Yeah!

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Happy birthday,
SpongeBob!

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How did you guys know
today is my birthday?

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We just do what
the invitations say.

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Let's boogie
some more!

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Thanks for coming!

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Whew!

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Alone again.

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Is it true?

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Everybody's gone?

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Uh-huh.

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No more
parties today?

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You've got everything
you need now?

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Nobody's left,
we're completely alone?

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Oh, yeah.

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In that case...

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Great parties, huh?

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Oh!

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Sorry, tubby,
you got to go.

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Wait, we can
trust Patrick.

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He's my best friend.

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Well, uh, I can't
take any chances.

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For all we know, uh,
he could be the Strangler.

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I'm the Strangler?

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Oh, I should have known!

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I got to turn myself in!

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So Patrick's
the Strangler.

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Gee, you think
you know a guy.

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He's not the Strangler!

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He's not?

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I am!

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Hey, how'd you do that
without shaving cream?

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Oh, it's a fake,
you idiot!

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I bought it at
the party store!

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Did someone
say "party"?

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I can't take it!

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Wait, bodyguard,
I need protection!

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Step on it!

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I'm being chased by a maniac!

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I'm not safe!

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Come back!

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Finally! Away from that guy.

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Good idea,
bodyguard.

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He'll never
find us up here.

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Good thinking, bodyguard.

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The Strangler could have been
on that plane.

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Bodyguard!
Bodyguard!

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Look, kid...

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I'm not your bodyguard!

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I'm the Strangler.

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See?

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The Strangler!

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Good work,
SpongeBob.

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You put the Strangler
behind bars.

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At least I'm safe
from that yellow idiot.

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Hey, Mack.

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What are you in for?

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Well, Patrick, here it is,
the Palace of Pranks,

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the greatest novelty shop
in Bikini Bottom.

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All the greatest pranksters
shop here.

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This is where I got
my gag seanut brittle can.

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Oh, boy, seanut brittle—
give me!

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Patrick, wait, it's
a booby trap, remember?

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Nice try, SquarePants, but it's
not going to work this time.

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I'm going to have some of
your delicious seanut brittle.

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Where's
the seanut brittle?

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That gets funnier every time
you say it, Patrick.

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Come on, let's go inside.

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Seanut brittle.

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Ah!

267
00:12:45,759 --> 00:12:48,828
Nothing compares to the smell
of cheap plastic novelty items.

268
00:12:48,931 --> 00:12:52,655
Pranks, gags and gross-out toys
as far as the eye can see.

269
00:12:52,759 --> 00:12:55,380
Isn't it everything I said
it would be, Patrick?

270
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:56,690
Hey, seanut brittle!

271
00:12:57,966 --> 00:12:59,104
Oh, darn it, not again.

272
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:02,724
Good to see you,
SpongeBob.

273
00:13:02,828 --> 00:13:05,000
How's my number one
customer doing?

274
00:13:05,104 --> 00:13:06,069
Great, Frank.

275
00:13:06,173 --> 00:13:07,448
This is my friend,
Patrick.

276
00:13:07,552 --> 00:13:09,311
He wants to become
a prankster, too.

277
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,242
Well, pleasure
to meet you, Patrick.

278
00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:16,828
That's your
first lesson, son—

279
00:13:16,931 --> 00:13:18,690
the granddaddy
of all pranks,

280
00:13:18,793 --> 00:13:19,862
the joy buzzer.

281
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,035
I don't get it.

282
00:13:21,138 --> 00:13:22,483
You don't have to get it.

283
00:13:22,586 --> 00:13:25,586
The prank is
for the enjoyment
of the prankster.

284
00:13:25,690 --> 00:13:28,311
You see, Patrick,
Frank here is the master.

285
00:13:28,414 --> 00:13:31,035
I learned all I know
about pranks from him.

286
00:13:31,138 --> 00:13:32,586
Frank, let's see
what you've got.

287
00:13:32,690 --> 00:13:34,759
Well, this came in
just this morning.

288
00:13:34,862 --> 00:13:36,345
Have some gum.

289
00:13:39,448 --> 00:13:42,380
Ha! Exploding chewing gum,
only $9.95.

290
00:13:42,483 --> 00:13:43,655
I don't get it.

291
00:13:43,759 --> 00:13:45,552
What can we get for one dollar?

292
00:13:45,655 --> 00:13:47,931
One dollar will get you
this fake gag dollar—

293
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:51,035
fool your friends into thinking
you've got a real dollar.

294
00:13:51,138 --> 00:13:52,345
What else
have you got?

295
00:13:52,448 --> 00:13:53,517
A whoopee cushion?

296
00:13:53,621 --> 00:13:54,173
Nah.

297
00:13:54,276 --> 00:13:55,483
Fake vomit.

298
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:56,207
No.

299
00:13:56,311 --> 00:13:57,517
Real vomit.

300
00:13:57,621 --> 00:13:58,311
Eww!

301
00:13:58,414 --> 00:13:59,690
Have anything good?

302
00:13:59,793 --> 00:14:02,828
Well, there is one prank
that I've been saving

303
00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:05,793
for a real top-of-the-line
prankster—

304
00:14:05,897 --> 00:14:08,035
invisible spray.

305
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:11,207
Wow, invisible spray!

306
00:14:11,311 --> 00:14:12,621
But I can see it.

307
00:14:12,724 --> 00:14:14,931
Gee, Patrick, just
think of the pranks

308
00:14:15,035 --> 00:14:16,207
we could pull with this.

309
00:14:17,759 --> 00:14:18,690
Good choice.

310
00:14:18,793 --> 00:14:20,759
Now, be careful
with that stuff, boys.

311
00:14:20,862 --> 00:14:21,724
It stains clothes.

312
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,069
Thanks, Frank.

313
00:14:23,173 --> 00:14:25,414
Here it is, Patrick,

314
00:14:25,517 --> 00:14:26,724
the ultimate prank—

315
00:14:26,828 --> 00:14:27,690
invisible spray.

316
00:14:27,793 --> 00:14:29,793
What are we going
to do with it?

317
00:14:29,897 --> 00:14:31,104
I know!

318
00:14:31,207 --> 00:14:32,793
We'll go spray
the park bench

319
00:14:32,897 --> 00:14:34,035
and then sit on it,

320
00:14:34,138 --> 00:14:35,552
and when people walk by,

321
00:14:35,655 --> 00:14:37,621
we'll be floating
in midair.

322
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:39,966
They're floating
in midair!

323
00:14:40,069 --> 00:14:41,448
How do they
do that?

324
00:14:42,276 --> 00:14:44,104
That's the ultimate prank!

325
00:14:44,207 --> 00:14:45,621
Good idea, SpongeBob!

326
00:14:45,724 --> 00:14:47,069
Well, let's
get started.

327
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,380
Okay, I'm ready.

328
00:14:49,483 --> 00:14:52,586
Any particular reason
you took your pants off?

329
00:14:52,690 --> 00:14:54,862
Well, that stuff
stains clothes, right?

330
00:14:54,966 --> 00:14:57,380
That it does, Patrick,
that it does.

331
00:14:57,483 --> 00:14:58,414
Good thinking.

332
00:14:58,517 --> 00:15:00,690
Here, hold
this a second.

333
00:15:00,793 --> 00:15:02,621
Okay, Patrick,
give me the can.

334
00:15:02,724 --> 00:15:05,552
I think since spraying
the park bench was my idea,

335
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,207
I should get to spray it.

336
00:15:07,311 --> 00:15:08,862
Patrick, spraying
the park bench

337
00:15:08,966 --> 00:15:10,138
was myidea.

338
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,138
Yeah, but I said
it was a good idea.

339
00:15:12,242 --> 00:15:13,138
Give me that thing.

340
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,690
Hey, the invisible
spray works!

341
00:15:20,793 --> 00:15:22,793
And on your right
if you look,

342
00:15:22,897 --> 00:15:25,966
you'll see two
naked guys fighting
over a can of paint.

343
00:15:29,173 --> 00:15:31,035
Oh, my gosh, Patrick,
help me find our clothes!

344
00:15:35,414 --> 00:15:37,311
I got to handit
to you, SpongeBob.

345
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:38,448
You look kind of funny.

346
00:15:40,621 --> 00:15:41,862
Righty, where are you?

347
00:15:43,104 --> 00:15:44,621
No one messes with Righty!

348
00:15:44,724 --> 00:15:46,035
We'll see
how youlike it.

349
00:15:48,552 --> 00:15:50,793
Kind of gives you
an emptyfeeling, huh?

350
00:15:51,862 --> 00:15:52,759
Yeah!

351
00:15:53,724 --> 00:15:55,000
I seewhat you mean.

352
00:15:58,448 --> 00:15:59,483
No guts, no glory!

353
00:16:05,311 --> 00:16:06,828
I think this
thing is empty.

354
00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:08,690
Oh, no, it can't be!

355
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:11,069
How are we going to pull
off the ultimate prank?

356
00:16:11,173 --> 00:16:12,311
Thanks a lot, Patrick.

357
00:16:12,414 --> 00:16:13,448
You used the last of it.

358
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:16,655
Hey, I think
I found our pants.

359
00:16:17,724 --> 00:16:19,621
Oops!
Here, these are yours.

360
00:16:19,724 --> 00:16:21,276
Oh, forget the pants,
Patrick.

361
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:23,380
Let's get home and
wash this paint off.

362
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,690
Hey, SpongeBob, do you
know what time it is?

363
00:16:25,793 --> 00:16:29,000
Oh, sure, it's...
half past invisible.

364
00:16:29,104 --> 00:16:30,414
Gee, it's getting late.

365
00:16:30,517 --> 00:16:31,862
Let's ask this guy.

366
00:16:31,966 --> 00:16:34,138
Sir, but do you
have the time?

367
00:16:34,242 --> 00:16:35,380
Sure, it's ten
to 3:00.

368
00:16:35,483 --> 00:16:36,414
Thank you.

369
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:37,414
Don't mention it.

370
00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:38,828
Don't mention what?

371
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:39,897
Who said that?

372
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:40,828
Me.

373
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,138
Ghosts!

374
00:16:45,793 --> 00:16:47,414
Hey, I'm no ghost!

375
00:16:47,517 --> 00:16:50,345
The nerve of that guy
and his driving eyeballs.

376
00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:52,414
Wait a second, Patrick,

377
00:16:52,517 --> 00:16:54,207
my brain just
hatched an idea.

378
00:16:54,311 --> 00:16:55,311
Lay it on me.

379
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,207
Okay, we're invisible,
right?

380
00:16:57,311 --> 00:16:58,586
Yeah.

381
00:16:58,690 --> 00:17:00,759
If that guy thought
we were ghosts,

382
00:17:00,862 --> 00:17:03,138
we could haunt everybody
in Bikini Bottom.

383
00:17:03,242 --> 00:17:04,724
Oh, it's
the ultimate prank.

384
00:17:04,828 --> 00:17:05,931
High five!

385
00:17:06,966 --> 00:17:09,931
Let's go scare us
some suckers.

386
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,069
Huh?

387
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,966
That's funny,
I thought I heard voices.

388
00:17:21,069 --> 00:17:22,448
Huh?

389
00:17:22,552 --> 00:17:25,517
I thought I left that glass
of peanut juice on the table.

390
00:17:25,621 --> 00:17:28,173
And didn't I toss
that old lamp out yesterday?

391
00:17:28,276 --> 00:17:32,276
And since when did I acquire
all these portraits of Patrick?

392
00:17:35,414 --> 00:17:37,552
We're ghosts.

393
00:17:41,448 --> 00:17:43,035
I knew it was you guys!

394
00:17:43,138 --> 00:17:44,724
All right,
joke's over.

395
00:17:44,828 --> 00:17:46,586
Take off the sheets.

396
00:17:47,724 --> 00:17:48,724
It isghosts!

397
00:18:00,828 --> 00:18:03,000
Boy, we really
scared her!

398
00:18:04,242 --> 00:18:07,380
Who's going to be
our next victim?

399
00:18:07,483 --> 00:18:10,690
A better question
would be, "Who isn't?"

400
00:18:12,207 --> 00:18:14,586
Double-dark deep-sea
light diet cake!

401
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,655
You will soon be mine.

402
00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:28,173
Ghosts!

403
00:18:35,035 --> 00:18:36,690
Huh?

404
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,690
Ghosts!

405
00:18:43,104 --> 00:18:46,069
Cowabunga!

406
00:18:46,173 --> 00:18:46,966
Ghosts!

407
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:49,448
Ghosts!

408
00:18:49,552 --> 00:18:50,931
Ghosts!

409
00:18:51,035 --> 00:18:52,069
Ghosts!

410
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,035
Ghosts!

411
00:18:53,138 --> 00:18:54,173
Toast.

412
00:18:54,276 --> 00:18:56,138
Ghosts!

413
00:18:57,793 --> 00:19:00,448
It's official— we're the
greatest pranksters ever.

414
00:19:00,552 --> 00:19:02,242
The whole town
thinks we're ghosts.

415
00:19:02,345 --> 00:19:03,897
Yeah.

416
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,207
There's only one guy
left to scare,

417
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:09,069
and we'll have pranked everybody
in Bikini Bottom—

418
00:19:09,173 --> 00:19:11,138
Mr. Krabs.

419
00:19:11,242 --> 00:19:13,828
It says he isn't
scared of ghosts.

420
00:19:13,931 --> 00:19:16,724
We'll see about that!

421
00:19:19,138 --> 00:19:20,104
Ghosts!

422
00:19:20,207 --> 00:19:21,207
Hah!

423
00:19:21,311 --> 00:19:23,380
I ain't afraid of no ghosts!

424
00:19:23,483 --> 00:19:26,828
Every sailor knows a ghost
won't come near a fella

425
00:19:26,931 --> 00:19:30,000
as long as he's wearing
his spotted neckerchief...

426
00:19:30,104 --> 00:19:32,483
and his dried-up sea leprechaun.

427
00:19:32,586 --> 00:19:34,517
And a bit of gold never hurt.

428
00:19:34,621 --> 00:19:36,207
But to be on the safe side,

429
00:19:36,311 --> 00:19:39,345
I'm also wearing me pants
in a melvin knot,

430
00:19:39,448 --> 00:19:41,345
got me shivering timber brace,

431
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:45,793
and the hairs on the back
of me neck are taped down.

432
00:19:45,897 --> 00:19:49,862
And I'm all wrapped up
in a suit of anti-ghost armor.

433
00:19:49,966 --> 00:19:54,414
And if none of this stuff works,
I've got me secret weapon—

434
00:19:54,517 --> 00:19:56,000
the specter deflector.

435
00:19:56,104 --> 00:19:59,069
So just try and get me,
you ghosts!

436
00:19:59,173 --> 00:20:00,793
Bring it on!

437
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,448
Krabs.

438
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:09,276
Krabs, we've come to haunt you.

439
00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,345
Stay back, I'm well-armed!

440
00:20:14,966 --> 00:20:17,242
I'm warning you.

441
00:20:21,276 --> 00:20:23,621
Ooh!

442
00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:25,138
Boo.

443
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,069
I got to get out of here!

444
00:20:30,173 --> 00:20:33,759
You can't escape, Krabs.

445
00:20:33,862 --> 00:20:35,897
We glued the door shut.

446
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,793
You'll never get me!

447
00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:45,552
Nice try, Krabs, but we replaced
all the glass with rubber.

448
00:20:48,828 --> 00:20:53,759
Too late, Krabs, we've already
clogged all the toilets.

449
00:20:53,862 --> 00:20:56,897
Please, spirits, leave me be.

450
00:20:57,311 --> 00:21:00,173
We got him good, SpongeBob.

451
00:21:00,276 --> 00:21:03,276
Wait, Patrick,
I've got one more idea.

452
00:21:03,380 --> 00:21:06,242
You're going
to pay, Krabs.

453
00:21:06,345 --> 00:21:07,897
No, spirits, please!

454
00:21:09,380 --> 00:21:10,345
No!

455
00:21:12,276 --> 00:21:13,759
No!

456
00:21:13,862 --> 00:21:16,173
Don't burn me dollar!

457
00:21:21,276 --> 00:21:25,448
Well, well, well, if it isn't
SpongeBob and Patrick.

458
00:21:26,655 --> 00:21:28,897
I know not these names

459
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,276
of which you speak.

460
00:21:30,380 --> 00:21:31,966
Uh, SpongeBob.

461
00:21:32,069 --> 00:21:35,380
SpongeBob,
we're visible again.

462
00:21:37,138 --> 00:21:41,069
So you two are
the Bikini Bottom ghosts.

463
00:21:41,173 --> 00:21:42,483
We're really sorry,
Mr. Krabs.

464
00:21:42,586 --> 00:21:45,586
Please don't chop us
up into little pieces
and eat them.

465
00:21:45,690 --> 00:21:47,345
Hey, come on, boys, I'm hip.

466
00:21:47,448 --> 00:21:50,793
I pulled my share of pranks
when I was your age,

467
00:21:50,897 --> 00:21:52,035
had me some laughs.

468
00:21:52,138 --> 00:21:54,242
That's what we did tonight,
right?

469
00:21:54,345 --> 00:21:55,586
We had a good laugh.

470
00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:57,138
Come on, laugh with me.

471
00:22:05,897 --> 00:22:10,173
Uh, any particular reason
you boys are naked?

472
00:22:10,276 --> 00:22:12,380
Yeah, the invisible
paint stains clothes.

473
00:22:13,586 --> 00:22:15,173
Of course it does.

474
00:22:15,276 --> 00:22:18,173
Well, you two better hurry home
before someone sees you nude.

475
00:22:18,276 --> 00:22:21,345
Yeah, I think I'd
die of embarrassment
if that happened.

476
00:22:21,448 --> 00:22:22,552
Me, too.

477
00:22:22,655 --> 00:22:24,000
No, wouldn't want that,
would we?

478
00:22:24,104 --> 00:22:25,138
It's getting late now.

479
00:22:25,242 --> 00:22:27,035
You pranksters better get going.

480
00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:30,000
Mr. Krabs, thanks for
being such a good sport.

481
00:22:30,104 --> 00:22:31,138
Don't mention it.

482
00:22:31,242 --> 00:22:34,276
That Mr. Krabs, always
looking out for me.

483
00:22:34,380 --> 00:22:35,276
What a guy!

484
00:22:35,380 --> 00:22:36,276
Yeah.

485
00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:38,621
The Krusty Krab presents...

486
00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:41,862
live nude pranksters!

487
00:22:41,966 --> 00:22:45,242
Starring the Bikini Bottom
ghosts.

488
00:22:56,448 --> 00:22:57,448
Patrick!

489
00:22:57,552 --> 00:22:59,035
Yeah?

490
00:22:59,138 --> 00:23:02,207
We should have bought
the whoopee cushion.

491
00:23:05,138 --> 00:23:08,173
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