1 00:00:16,310 --> 00:00:18,653 Finished at last! 2 00:00:18,654 --> 00:00:23,792 What do you boys think of me masterpiece? 3 00:00:25,551 --> 00:00:28,515 What! That is totally unfair! 4 00:00:28,516 --> 00:00:30,688 Squidward's right, that's totally unfair! 5 00:00:30,689 --> 00:00:32,446 Couldn't we get to work earlier than 6:00 a.m.? 6 00:00:32,447 --> 00:00:34,481 Like 5:30 a.m.? 7 00:00:34,482 --> 00:00:36,102 Or 5:00 a.m.? Or 4:00 a.m.? 8 00:00:36,103 --> 00:00:38,688 Zip it. 9 00:00:38,689 --> 00:00:40,067 What the...? 10 00:00:40,068 --> 00:00:43,653 The Chum Bucket open 23 hours! 11 00:00:43,654 --> 00:00:46,550 So, that little piece of flotsam Plankton 12 00:00:46,551 --> 00:00:49,343 thinks he can stay open longer than me, does he? 13 00:00:49,344 --> 00:00:50,998 Sure. I don't know. Why not? 14 00:00:50,999 --> 00:00:53,102 Well, he's wrong! Oh, okay, sure. 15 00:00:53,103 --> 00:00:57,757 As of now, the Krusty Krab is open 24 hours! 16 00:00:57,758 --> 00:01:00,274 Did you hear that, Squidward? 17 00:01:00,275 --> 00:01:03,309 We get to keep working and working and working 18 00:01:03,310 --> 00:01:05,929 without ever having to go home. 19 00:01:05,930 --> 00:01:11,068 I got to pinch myself 'cause I must be dreaming. 20 00:01:19,620 --> 00:01:23,274 Well, I'm not dreaming. 21 00:01:23,275 --> 00:01:25,826 Open 24 hours, eh? 22 00:01:25,827 --> 00:01:28,205 I knew he couldn't resist 23 00:01:28,206 --> 00:01:30,171 staying open later than me. 24 00:01:30,172 --> 00:01:32,757 My evil plan is working perfectly. 25 00:01:32,758 --> 00:01:35,895 He'll run his employees into the ground, 26 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:39,688 and when SpongeBob's mind finally cracks from exhaustion, 27 00:01:39,689 --> 00:01:44,827 I'll get him to tell me the secret Krabby Patty formula! 28 00:01:49,516 --> 00:01:51,102 Why aren't you laughing? 29 00:01:51,103 --> 00:01:52,998 I've heard this joke before. 30 00:01:52,999 --> 00:01:55,102 All right, everybody! 31 00:01:55,103 --> 00:01:59,619 The Krusty Krab is entering day three of nonstop service! 32 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,722 Let's give it up for day three! 33 00:02:01,723 --> 00:02:03,998 Yee-haw! Day three! 34 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:07,102 Krabby Patty, I don't care if we have to stay open 35 00:02:07,103 --> 00:02:09,205 till the day after the end of time. 36 00:02:09,206 --> 00:02:14,378 As long as I'm with you, I'm complete. 37 00:02:14,620 --> 00:02:17,171 Day ten of nonstop service! 38 00:02:17,172 --> 00:02:19,067 Mr. Krabs, can I go home yet? 39 00:02:19,068 --> 00:02:20,722 No one goes home! 40 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:22,584 Look at these bags under my eyes. 41 00:02:22,585 --> 00:02:25,584 Even my bags have bags. 42 00:02:25,585 --> 00:02:27,309 Quit your bellyaching, Squidward. 43 00:02:27,310 --> 00:02:32,447 You don't hear SpongeBob complaining, do you? 44 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:37,274 You can learn a few things from that boy. 45 00:02:37,275 --> 00:02:41,619 Mr. Krabs, he is not normal. 46 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:43,998 All right, you can sit down for five minutes. 47 00:02:43,999 --> 00:02:48,171 Then it's back to work! 48 00:02:48,172 --> 00:02:52,136 Drat! He's not collapsing from exhaustion! 49 00:02:52,137 --> 00:02:53,860 But with a little more pressure, 50 00:02:53,861 --> 00:02:56,688 the Sponge will crack like an egg. 51 00:02:56,689 --> 00:03:01,827 Then I'll be there to feast on the goo of his shattered psyche. 52 00:03:03,965 --> 00:03:08,584 Ew! A spider bug. 53 00:03:08,585 --> 00:03:10,102 Now, come on. 54 00:03:10,103 --> 00:03:11,688 Krusty Krab! 55 00:03:11,689 --> 00:03:13,067 The restaurant that never closes. 56 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:14,412 You'd like to place an order? 57 00:03:14,413 --> 00:03:16,309 10,000 Krabby Patties? 58 00:03:16,310 --> 00:03:19,377 We'll start your order right away, Mr., uh, uh... 59 00:03:19,378 --> 00:03:20,619 What was that name again? 60 00:03:20,620 --> 00:03:22,998 Uh-huh. Peter Lankton. 61 00:03:22,999 --> 00:03:24,653 Wait a minute. 62 00:03:24,654 --> 00:03:26,584 This isn't some kind of prank, is it? 63 00:03:26,585 --> 00:03:29,136 Uh... no. 64 00:03:29,137 --> 00:03:31,102 Good. We'll call you when it's ready, Mr. Lankton. 65 00:03:31,103 --> 00:03:32,688 Kick it into high gear! 66 00:03:32,689 --> 00:03:34,860 We got a big order! 67 00:03:34,861 --> 00:03:36,481 I'm counting on you, boy! 68 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:37,826 I need you to raise that spatular! 69 00:03:37,827 --> 00:03:39,584 Yeah! 70 00:03:39,585 --> 00:03:42,033 And I need you to say "Team Krusty Krab!" 71 00:03:42,034 --> 00:03:44,171 Team Krusty Krab! 72 00:03:44,172 --> 00:03:45,688 That's me boy. 73 00:03:45,689 --> 00:03:49,067 Now, make me 10,000 patties! 74 00:03:49,068 --> 00:03:50,791 And no breaks. 75 00:03:50,792 --> 00:03:53,309 Whoo-hoo! Did you hear that, spatula? 76 00:03:53,310 --> 00:03:56,550 You, me and 10,000 Krabby Patties. 77 00:03:56,551 --> 00:03:58,171 And the best part? 78 00:03:58,172 --> 00:03:59,791 No breaks. 79 00:03:59,792 --> 00:04:01,653 Wow! 80 00:04:01,654 --> 00:04:03,274 Day 15! 81 00:04:03,275 --> 00:04:05,240 Give it up for day 15! 82 00:04:10,551 --> 00:04:12,067 One thousand, three hundred, twenty... 83 00:04:12,068 --> 00:04:14,205 Day 23! 84 00:04:14,206 --> 00:04:15,653 Give it up for day 23! 85 00:04:15,654 --> 00:04:18,377 6,654... 86 00:04:18,378 --> 00:04:19,895 Day 30! 87 00:04:19,896 --> 00:04:24,757 7,121... 88 00:04:24,758 --> 00:04:26,309 8,659... 89 00:04:26,310 --> 00:04:28,205 Wait, what's going on? 90 00:04:28,206 --> 00:04:29,826 Whoa! Whoa! 91 00:04:29,827 --> 00:04:31,446 Day... 92 00:04:31,447 --> 00:04:32,826 Anyone know how many days it's been? 93 00:04:32,827 --> 00:04:35,309 I lost track. 94 00:04:35,310 --> 00:04:40,413 Forty-three. 95 00:04:42,310 --> 00:04:44,309 What the flimflam? 96 00:04:44,310 --> 00:04:46,791 What are you doing in here, boy? 97 00:04:46,792 --> 00:04:49,136 You're wasting all me food. 98 00:04:49,137 --> 00:04:53,205 Boy? 99 00:04:53,206 --> 00:04:54,446 Oh, hey, Mr. Krabs. 100 00:04:54,447 --> 00:04:55,929 When did you get in here? 101 00:04:55,930 --> 00:04:59,619 Boy, I'm worried that... 102 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:00,826 Got it? 103 00:05:00,827 --> 00:05:02,377 I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. 104 00:05:02,378 --> 00:05:04,171 Uh, could you run that by me again? 105 00:05:04,172 --> 00:05:08,722 Sure, I said, I'm worried that... 106 00:05:08,723 --> 00:05:10,377 That's what I thought you said. 107 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:13,240 Now, let me offer this as a rebuttal. 108 00:05:13,241 --> 00:05:15,033 Stay back! I'm warning you! 109 00:05:15,034 --> 00:05:16,584 All right, now you're just acting silly. 110 00:05:16,585 --> 00:05:19,102 I want you to... 111 00:05:19,103 --> 00:05:20,550 No! Don't eat me! 112 00:05:20,551 --> 00:05:25,689 I'm too chewy! 113 00:05:28,103 --> 00:05:32,895 Holy shrimp! They're everywhere! 114 00:05:32,896 --> 00:05:38,034 What? 115 00:05:40,068 --> 00:05:43,446 I told you that shirt was hideous. 116 00:05:43,447 --> 00:05:46,515 No, no! I want to live! 117 00:05:46,516 --> 00:05:50,895 I want to live! 118 00:05:50,896 --> 00:05:53,584 Mr. Krabs... what's going on? 119 00:05:53,585 --> 00:05:56,377 Everywhere I look, I see killer Krabby Patties. 120 00:05:56,378 --> 00:05:58,171 There, there. 121 00:05:58,172 --> 00:05:59,722 I'm sure it's nothing that getting back 122 00:05:59,723 --> 00:06:00,964 to work won't solve. 123 00:06:00,965 --> 00:06:02,584 Here's your spatular. 124 00:06:02,585 --> 00:06:03,826 Spatular. 125 00:06:03,827 --> 00:06:05,550 And here's the grill. 126 00:06:05,551 --> 00:06:06,998 Grill. 127 00:06:06,999 --> 00:06:12,137 And here are some fresh Krabby... 128 00:06:15,103 --> 00:06:16,998 Hmm, there may be a problem after all. 129 00:06:16,999 --> 00:06:18,791 What does this mean? 130 00:06:18,792 --> 00:06:20,791 It means there's something wrong with your head. 131 00:06:20,792 --> 00:06:23,446 Look, I think maybe you should see a professional. 132 00:06:23,447 --> 00:06:25,343 Wrestler? No! A psychiatrist. 133 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:30,205 Oh, but where am I going to find a psychiatrist... 134 00:06:30,206 --> 00:06:35,310 Hey, look at this. 135 00:06:36,310 --> 00:06:38,171 Gosh, I don't know about this, Mr. Krabs. 136 00:06:38,172 --> 00:06:41,757 Wouldn't I have to miss work if I went to see... 137 00:06:41,758 --> 00:06:46,896 Well, this looks like the place. 138 00:06:47,516 --> 00:06:49,653 Uh, hello? Doctor? 139 00:06:49,654 --> 00:06:51,274 Come in, Mr. SquarePants. 140 00:06:51,275 --> 00:06:55,481 Please, have a seat on the couch. 141 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:57,722 Now... 142 00:06:57,723 --> 00:07:00,550 let's unload all that harmful information 143 00:07:00,551 --> 00:07:02,895 in your little yellow head. 144 00:07:02,896 --> 00:07:04,826 You're a bit smaller than I imagined, Doctor. 145 00:07:04,827 --> 00:07:08,619 But I guess that's why they call you a shrink. 146 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:10,550 Do you think there's hope for me, Doctor? 147 00:07:10,551 --> 00:07:12,309 Hope? Hope! When I get my hands on that formula, 148 00:07:12,310 --> 00:07:15,791 there won't be any hope for any of you. 149 00:07:15,792 --> 00:07:17,205 Yeah, I mean... 150 00:07:17,206 --> 00:07:19,757 you'll be cured in no time. 151 00:07:19,758 --> 00:07:21,309 Oh, good. 152 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:22,791 Let's start with a simple exercise. 153 00:07:22,792 --> 00:07:24,171 Jumping jacks? 154 00:07:24,172 --> 00:07:28,171 I want you to close your eyes. 155 00:07:28,172 --> 00:07:29,309 Tighter. 156 00:07:29,310 --> 00:07:30,412 Tighter. 157 00:07:30,413 --> 00:07:31,757 Too tight! 158 00:07:31,758 --> 00:07:34,171 Now, tell me what you see. 159 00:07:34,172 --> 00:07:37,515 I see giant Krabby Patties. 160 00:07:37,516 --> 00:07:40,377 Good! And what are they made of? 161 00:07:40,378 --> 00:07:41,653 Hatred! 162 00:07:41,654 --> 00:07:43,309 No, I mean ingredients. 163 00:07:43,310 --> 00:07:44,550 What are the stinking ingredients? 164 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:45,619 They're coming for me. 165 00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:46,791 No! No! No! 166 00:07:46,792 --> 00:07:48,377 Stay back! 167 00:07:48,378 --> 00:07:53,067 Wait, where'd you get that piano? 168 00:07:53,068 --> 00:07:55,343 We're trying something else. 169 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:58,274 I'm going to say a word, and I want you to say 170 00:07:58,275 --> 00:08:00,688 the first word that pops into your head. 171 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:01,998 Ready? 172 00:08:01,999 --> 00:08:03,309 I'm ready! 173 00:08:03,310 --> 00:08:04,412 Work.Work. 174 00:08:04,413 --> 00:08:05,446 Spatula. 175 00:08:05,447 --> 00:08:06,619 Spatula. 176 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,446 Bun. Bun. 177 00:08:08,447 --> 00:08:10,653 See, the key is to say something 178 00:08:10,654 --> 00:08:13,171 different than what I say. 179 00:08:13,172 --> 00:08:15,274 Oh, okay, I got it. 180 00:08:15,275 --> 00:08:16,619 Potato. Po-tah-to. 181 00:08:16,620 --> 00:08:18,895 Tomato.To-mah-to. 182 00:08:18,896 --> 00:08:22,067 I've laid out some words on cards here. 183 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:24,653 These words are common kitchen ingredients. 184 00:08:24,654 --> 00:08:27,688 I want you to arrange them in any order you choose. 185 00:08:27,689 --> 00:08:30,515 It could be a poem or a secret formula, 186 00:08:30,516 --> 00:08:32,274 I don't know— oh, yes! 187 00:08:32,275 --> 00:08:34,136 A secret formula, good. 188 00:08:34,137 --> 00:08:36,171 Let's do that. 189 00:08:36,172 --> 00:08:38,515 Um, you're making me nervous. 190 00:08:38,516 --> 00:08:40,309 Oh, okay. 191 00:08:40,310 --> 00:08:42,067 I'll be over here, then. 192 00:08:42,068 --> 00:08:45,309 I'm finished! 193 00:08:45,310 --> 00:08:48,550 I arranged them into a piano. 194 00:08:48,551 --> 00:08:50,688 Since your mind has been resistant 195 00:08:50,689 --> 00:08:52,619 to every mental technique so far, 196 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:54,343 I'm forced to resort 197 00:08:54,344 --> 00:08:56,895 to my most powerful method of curing you. 198 00:08:56,896 --> 00:08:58,205 Fiber? 199 00:08:58,206 --> 00:09:00,343 No. Hypnosis. 200 00:09:00,344 --> 00:09:01,998 Hypnosis? 201 00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:04,274 Now, keep your eyes on this watch. 202 00:09:04,275 --> 00:09:08,688 When I count to three, you will fall into a deep sleep. 203 00:09:08,689 --> 00:09:10,171 One... 204 00:09:10,172 --> 00:09:11,791 uh, two... 205 00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:16,930 uh, three. 206 00:09:16,930 --> 00:09:18,446 I can't believe it worked. 207 00:09:18,447 --> 00:09:21,791 Now, when I snap my fingers, 208 00:09:21,792 --> 00:09:26,930 you will awake and tell me the formula. 209 00:09:28,482 --> 00:09:33,620 Hey... wake up! 210 00:09:35,310 --> 00:09:40,447 Hmm, what else is loud and obnoxious? 211 00:09:40,551 --> 00:09:45,689 Why won't you wake up? 212 00:09:52,827 --> 00:09:57,965 Where am I? 213 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:08,205 Hey, SpongeBob, I heard your brain was sick 214 00:10:08,206 --> 00:10:09,757 so I brought you this cookie pizza. 215 00:10:09,758 --> 00:10:11,550 Gee, thanks. 216 00:10:11,551 --> 00:10:13,136 And here's some chocolate milk. 217 00:10:13,137 --> 00:10:15,860 The king of flavored dairy drinks! 218 00:10:15,861 --> 00:10:17,515 Oh, Krabby Patty, 219 00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:19,860 I'm so glad we're friends again. 220 00:10:19,861 --> 00:10:23,412 Just remember, SpongeBob, I'll always be with you, 221 00:10:23,413 --> 00:10:25,688 right here.In my heart? 222 00:10:25,689 --> 00:10:27,619 Actually, in your arteries. 223 00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:29,584 Now, do me a favor and wake up. 224 00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:30,653 Wake up. 225 00:10:30,654 --> 00:10:35,792 Wake up...! 226 00:10:37,896 --> 00:10:39,791 It worked! I'm cured! 227 00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:41,309 But what about the formula? 228 00:10:41,310 --> 00:10:42,791 Oh, you're right! 229 00:10:42,792 --> 00:10:44,136 I better get back to work! 230 00:10:44,137 --> 00:10:45,240 Thanks for everything, Doc! 231 00:10:45,241 --> 00:10:47,860 No! It's a lie! 232 00:10:47,861 --> 00:10:49,860 Therapy doesn't really work! 233 00:10:49,861 --> 00:10:51,584 You're still sick! 234 00:10:51,585 --> 00:10:56,136 Very, very sick! 235 00:10:56,137 --> 00:10:58,998 Good to see your brain's all fixed, boy. 236 00:10:58,999 --> 00:11:00,860 Yeah, I just needed some sleep is all. 237 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:04,377 Well, I can safely say, no more 24-hour shifts... 238 00:11:04,378 --> 00:11:07,309 'cause 23 hours'll be plenty. 239 00:11:07,310 --> 00:11:12,413 Aw, Mr. Krab... 240 00:11:13,068 --> 00:11:18,206 No, seriously. Get back to work! 241 00:11:29,206 --> 00:11:34,205 Easy... 242 00:11:34,206 --> 00:11:35,998 Perfection. 243 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:38,688 Is number five's order ready yet, SpongeBob? 244 00:11:38,689 --> 00:11:40,171 Just a second, Squidward. 245 00:11:40,172 --> 00:11:41,481 Well, Krabby Patty, 246 00:11:41,482 --> 00:11:44,067 it's time for you to go now. 247 00:11:44,068 --> 00:11:46,377 You grew up so fast. I... 248 00:11:46,378 --> 00:11:48,688 I promised myself I wouldn't do this. 249 00:11:48,689 --> 00:11:49,998 Just take it, Squidward. 250 00:11:49,999 --> 00:11:53,102 Take it away. 251 00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,653 Oh, brother. 252 00:11:54,654 --> 00:11:56,929 Number five. Number five. 253 00:11:56,930 --> 00:11:59,929 That's me. 254 00:11:59,930 --> 00:12:04,274 Mmm. My compliments to the chef. 255 00:12:04,275 --> 00:12:05,584 Hello? 256 00:12:05,585 --> 00:12:09,240 What's this? 257 00:12:09,241 --> 00:12:12,205 Come out here, boy! 258 00:12:12,206 --> 00:12:13,860 Mr. Krabs? 259 00:12:13,861 --> 00:12:15,895 Whoa! 260 00:12:15,896 --> 00:12:18,413 Hush, boy. Or you'll give away your location of me hidey hole. 261 00:12:18,413 --> 00:12:19,998 What's a hidey hole? 262 00:12:19,999 --> 00:12:22,205 It's where I hide me treasure. 263 00:12:22,206 --> 00:12:23,309 Whoa! 264 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,102 Catch! 265 00:12:25,103 --> 00:12:26,929 Let's get that chest to me office, boy, pronto! 266 00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:28,343 What's in this thing? Treasure? 267 00:12:28,344 --> 00:12:30,309 A treasure trove of sorts. 268 00:12:30,310 --> 00:12:35,447 It's me memory chest, from my years in the navy. 269 00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:38,309 Why'd you dig up your navy chest, sir? 270 00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:40,929 Well, me navy buddies and I are having a reunion. 271 00:12:40,930 --> 00:12:44,033 I wanted to wear me old uniform. 272 00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:46,964 Wow, look at all your cool navy stuff. 273 00:12:46,965 --> 00:12:48,550 What's that? Arrgh! 274 00:12:48,551 --> 00:12:50,688 It's me first tattoo. 275 00:12:50,689 --> 00:12:52,205 Neat. 276 00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:53,895 And this is me manly toughness trophy. 277 00:12:53,896 --> 00:12:55,481 How'd you win that? 278 00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:57,377 By being the toughest of the tough. 279 00:12:57,378 --> 00:12:59,791 Wow! Ooh, ooh, who are those guys? 280 00:12:59,792 --> 00:13:01,619 Me shipmates. 281 00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:03,550 The toughest bunch to ever sail the briny deep. 282 00:13:03,551 --> 00:13:05,377 There's old Iron Eye 283 00:13:05,378 --> 00:13:07,205 and Mutton Chop, me, 284 00:13:07,206 --> 00:13:08,550 Torpedo Belly 285 00:13:08,551 --> 00:13:12,205 and Lockjaw Jones. 286 00:13:12,206 --> 00:13:13,929 Did you have a cool nickname, Mr. Krabs? 287 00:13:13,930 --> 00:13:15,309 Of course! 288 00:13:15,310 --> 00:13:17,964 I was old Armor Abs Krabs. 289 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,722 You were? What do you mean? 290 00:13:19,723 --> 00:13:21,722 Well, I guess you were thinner back then. 291 00:13:21,723 --> 00:13:23,240 Oh, really? 292 00:13:23,241 --> 00:13:25,309 This is me navy cadet uniform. 293 00:13:25,310 --> 00:13:27,205 Prepare to eat your words, 294 00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:29,274 'cause I haven't put on more... 295 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:33,343 than a... couple of... pounds. 296 00:13:33,344 --> 00:13:36,791 Okay, maybe I'm a bit bigger, 297 00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:38,791 but I'm still the toughest of the tough. 298 00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:40,653 Go ahead, lad, give 'em a punch. 299 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:43,067 You want me to punch you in the stomach? 300 00:13:43,068 --> 00:13:48,136 Not in the stomach, lad, in me armor abs. 301 00:13:48,137 --> 00:13:49,653 Wow. 302 00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:51,377 My entire arm disintegrated! 303 00:13:51,378 --> 00:13:53,205 I still got it. 304 00:13:53,206 --> 00:13:55,860 Be a good lad, go get your station in shipshape, 305 00:13:55,861 --> 00:13:58,446 and leave an old sea dog to revel in his memories. 306 00:13:58,447 --> 00:14:00,688 Aye, aye, sir. 307 00:14:00,689 --> 00:14:02,274 All right! 308 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,757 Let's get this place shipshape! 309 00:14:03,758 --> 00:14:06,343 You men, stop playing around! 310 00:14:06,344 --> 00:14:08,136 To battle stations! 311 00:14:08,137 --> 00:14:11,550 All hands on deck! 312 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:14,240 That calls for full flavor! 313 00:14:14,241 --> 00:14:16,791 Ketchup and mustard off the port bow! 314 00:14:16,792 --> 00:14:20,102 One Krabby Patty ready to set sail! 315 00:14:20,103 --> 00:14:22,826 No! 316 00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:24,309 Oh, Mr. Krabs. 317 00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:29,136 Huh, Mr. Krabs? 318 00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:30,309 Hello? 319 00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:31,653 Mr. Krabs? 320 00:14:31,654 --> 00:14:32,791 You all right? 321 00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:37,930 Are you sleepy? 322 00:14:38,482 --> 00:14:40,929 Mr. Krabs! 323 00:14:40,930 --> 00:14:42,446 I don't smell his pulse. 324 00:14:42,447 --> 00:14:45,929 What's that? 325 00:14:45,930 --> 00:14:48,722 Is somebody there? 326 00:14:48,723 --> 00:14:50,826 Don't look at me. 327 00:14:50,827 --> 00:14:51,860 Mr. Krabs. 328 00:14:51,861 --> 00:14:53,309 Leave me be. 329 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:54,998 You're alive! 330 00:14:54,999 --> 00:14:56,791 And... naked. 331 00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:58,205 It's true. 332 00:14:58,206 --> 00:15:00,067 I've molted. 333 00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:01,550 What's "molted"? 334 00:15:01,551 --> 00:15:03,826 It's when a crab gets too fat— 335 00:15:03,827 --> 00:15:05,964 uh, well— outgrows his shell. 336 00:15:05,965 --> 00:15:06,998 It falls off. 337 00:15:06,999 --> 00:15:08,205 Wow! 338 00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:10,240 Armor Abs Krabs can't show up 339 00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:12,550 at the reunion like this. 340 00:15:12,551 --> 00:15:14,998 All pink and soft and unmanly. 341 00:15:14,999 --> 00:15:20,137 I'm all flab and no ab! 342 00:15:20,172 --> 00:15:21,515 Barnacles! 343 00:15:21,516 --> 00:15:23,240 SpongeBob! 344 00:15:23,241 --> 00:15:25,274 Sorry about the foul language, Mr. Krabs, 345 00:15:25,275 --> 00:15:27,757 but you're acting like there never was a man in that shell. 346 00:15:27,758 --> 00:15:30,033 The Krabs of his navy days was fearless. 347 00:15:30,034 --> 00:15:32,446 He wouldn't let something as insignificant 348 00:15:32,447 --> 00:15:34,205 as a missing shell slow him down. 349 00:15:34,206 --> 00:15:35,964 Yeah. 350 00:15:35,965 --> 00:15:38,688 Who cares how silly, pink and fleshy you look? 351 00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:42,584 How non-threatening, limp, and soggy you are... 352 00:15:42,585 --> 00:15:43,998 How... Oops. 353 00:15:43,999 --> 00:15:47,240 I can't go anywhere ever again. 354 00:15:47,241 --> 00:15:52,344 Stupid, no good... 355 00:15:56,654 --> 00:16:01,792 Wow, it sure is dark in here. 356 00:16:02,344 --> 00:16:04,998 Look, Mr. Krabs— I'm you. 357 00:16:04,999 --> 00:16:07,343 SpongeBob, you're a genius. 358 00:16:07,344 --> 00:16:09,102 Well, I'm glad you got my point. 359 00:16:09,103 --> 00:16:10,826 It's not about what's on the outside. 360 00:16:10,827 --> 00:16:12,136 It's what's on the inside. 361 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,033 No, you barnacle brain. 362 00:16:14,034 --> 00:16:17,102 Not your silly metaphor; you, in me shell. 363 00:16:17,103 --> 00:16:18,895 It gives me an idea. 364 00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:22,412 You can go to the reunion and pretend to be me. 365 00:16:22,413 --> 00:16:24,067 I get to be a navy buddy? 366 00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:25,826 Of course you'll need some time 367 00:16:25,827 --> 00:16:27,446 to approximate me personality. 368 00:16:27,447 --> 00:16:29,102 Oh, that'll be a snap. 369 00:16:29,103 --> 00:16:30,653 Squidward and I have been doing it 370 00:16:30,654 --> 00:16:32,102 behind your back for years. 371 00:16:32,103 --> 00:16:35,964 All right, show me what you got. 372 00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:38,171 Look at me. I'm Mr. Krabs. 373 00:16:38,172 --> 00:16:39,412 I love money. 374 00:16:39,413 --> 00:16:41,240 Say, that ain't half bad. 375 00:16:41,241 --> 00:16:43,033 I once won a marathon 376 00:16:43,034 --> 00:16:44,895 because someone dropped a penny at the finish line. 377 00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:46,998 That's me. 378 00:16:46,999 --> 00:16:51,136 Every night, I tuck me wallet in and tell it a bedtime story. 379 00:16:51,137 --> 00:16:53,584 Good night, wallety. 380 00:16:53,585 --> 00:16:56,309 Yeah, okay, I get the point. 381 00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:58,033 Oh, what's that you say? 382 00:16:58,034 --> 00:17:00,240 Me daughter Pearl needs an operation? 383 00:17:00,241 --> 00:17:04,757 I'll do it meself and save a nickel. 384 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:09,896 That'll do, SpongeBob. 385 00:17:11,034 --> 00:17:12,446 Well, here goes... 386 00:17:12,447 --> 00:17:14,515 Wow. 387 00:17:14,516 --> 00:17:16,309 I've never seen so many manly naval men. 388 00:17:16,310 --> 00:17:18,343 So tough, so brave, 389 00:17:18,344 --> 00:17:20,895 so... clever. 390 00:17:20,896 --> 00:17:22,240 And I'm one of them. 391 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:23,860 No, you're not. 392 00:17:23,861 --> 00:17:25,515 Don't blow this for me, SpongeBob. 393 00:17:25,516 --> 00:17:27,412 I won't let you down, sir. 394 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,446 Armor Abs Krabs, 395 00:17:29,447 --> 00:17:31,895 come join your old naval buddies in a toast. 396 00:17:31,896 --> 00:17:33,205 Coming! 397 00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:35,929 Oh, what have I done? 398 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:41,068 Okay, boys, let the S.S. Party drop anchor right here. 399 00:17:41,516 --> 00:17:43,619 I've created a monster. 400 00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,205 Here's some grog. 401 00:17:45,206 --> 00:17:47,757 You still like pineapple, right? 402 00:17:47,758 --> 00:17:48,860 Like pineapple? 403 00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:52,412 I live in one. 404 00:17:52,413 --> 00:17:54,102 That old Krabs 405 00:17:54,103 --> 00:17:55,860 is as manly as ever. 406 00:17:55,861 --> 00:17:58,102 I don't believe it. SpongeBob is pulling it off. 407 00:17:58,103 --> 00:18:00,309 Hey, Armor Abs, old Iron Eye here 408 00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:03,722 has been itching to punch your legendary gut. 409 00:18:03,723 --> 00:18:05,895 Well, if you think you're man enough... 410 00:18:05,896 --> 00:18:07,860 Uh-oh, this could be bad. 411 00:18:07,861 --> 00:18:12,999 Fire the torpedo. 412 00:18:16,378 --> 00:18:17,826 What do you say, Krabs? 413 00:18:17,827 --> 00:18:20,550 Just like old times. 414 00:18:20,551 --> 00:18:22,102 A tooth? 415 00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:23,274 Teeth. 416 00:18:23,275 --> 00:18:28,378 Now, that's manly. 417 00:18:30,172 --> 00:18:32,998 He did it. 418 00:18:32,999 --> 00:18:35,309 All right, me swabbies, 419 00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:39,722 it's time to award the trophy of manly toughness 420 00:18:39,723 --> 00:18:44,584 to a man whose toughness has stood the test of time. 421 00:18:44,585 --> 00:18:49,723 That man is Eugene Armor Abs Krabs! 422 00:18:49,723 --> 00:18:51,412 Hey, come up here, Krabs. 423 00:18:51,413 --> 00:18:53,757 This is the best night of me life. 424 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:56,171 Me naval buddies still think I'm manly. 425 00:18:56,172 --> 00:18:57,722 Armor Abs! 426 00:18:57,723 --> 00:18:59,584 And I didn't have to shame myself. 427 00:18:59,585 --> 00:19:03,446 Thanks for the trophy, everybody. 428 00:19:03,447 --> 00:19:05,895 Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! 429 00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:07,102 I... I... 430 00:19:07,103 --> 00:19:08,481 Say something. 431 00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:11,102 Let me spin you a manly yarn. 432 00:19:11,103 --> 00:19:12,722 Attaboy. 433 00:19:12,723 --> 00:19:15,413 So there I was, in Jellyfish Fields... 434 00:19:15,413 --> 00:19:17,205 I'm doomed. 435 00:19:17,206 --> 00:19:20,481 Me supply of bubble soap was dangerously low. 436 00:19:20,482 --> 00:19:23,274 And as I blew my last bubble... 437 00:19:23,275 --> 00:19:25,964 Did he say Jellyfish Fields? 438 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,688 Blowing bubbles? 439 00:19:27,689 --> 00:19:30,136 Uh, what were you doing in Jellyfish Fields? 440 00:19:30,137 --> 00:19:33,722 Why, jellyfishing, of course. 441 00:19:33,723 --> 00:19:37,240 Uh... uh, phone call for Mr. Krabs! 442 00:19:37,241 --> 00:19:38,860 Get off the stage. 443 00:19:38,861 --> 00:19:42,722 Oh, uh, well, I gotta go. Thanks. 444 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:46,067 Where do you think you're going? 445 00:19:46,068 --> 00:19:48,515 Everybody knows there's two things 446 00:19:48,516 --> 00:19:50,929 old Armor Abs Krabs would never do. 447 00:19:50,930 --> 00:19:52,653 Oh, no. 448 00:19:52,654 --> 00:19:55,515 Number one is spend a penny. 449 00:19:55,516 --> 00:19:57,895 And the other one is leave 450 00:19:57,896 --> 00:20:00,619 without giving old Torpedo Belly 451 00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:05,758 one of your world-famous steely belly butts. 452 00:20:06,482 --> 00:20:08,791 Oh, I thought you'd seen through my ruse. 453 00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,688 I mean, arrgh! 454 00:20:10,689 --> 00:20:13,240 You didn't think I was just gonna collect 455 00:20:13,241 --> 00:20:15,343 this here trophy of manly toughness 456 00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,412 without reminding yous lily-livers 457 00:20:17,413 --> 00:20:19,826 why you give it to me in the first place? 458 00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:21,136 Let's have at it. 459 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,309 No holding back. 460 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:23,653 Give it your all. 461 00:20:23,654 --> 00:20:28,792 I can't watch. 462 00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:36,103 Armor Abs? 463 00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:44,481 Well, uh, I-I-I-I-I-I... 464 00:20:44,482 --> 00:20:47,929 I guess I'll just take my manly toughness trophy 465 00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:49,929 and head home now. 466 00:20:49,930 --> 00:20:53,412 Uh... see you around Manville, boys... men. 467 00:20:53,413 --> 00:20:56,377 No! 468 00:20:56,378 --> 00:20:58,826 He's not Eugene Krabs. 469 00:20:58,827 --> 00:21:01,757 I am. 470 00:21:01,758 --> 00:21:03,722 All right, lads. 471 00:21:03,723 --> 00:21:05,860 Take a good look. 472 00:21:05,861 --> 00:21:08,205 This is who I am. 473 00:21:08,206 --> 00:21:13,310 I've molted me shell and I'm... vulnerable. 474 00:21:14,137 --> 00:21:15,619 But I'm certainly no bubble-blowing jellyfisher. 475 00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:16,860 No offense, SpongeBob. 476 00:21:16,861 --> 00:21:18,343 None taken, Mr. Krabs. 477 00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:20,791 Come on, lad. Let's go home. 478 00:21:20,792 --> 00:21:22,309 Wait a minute. 479 00:21:22,310 --> 00:21:25,136 You've forgotten something. 480 00:21:25,137 --> 00:21:27,791 I don't understand. 481 00:21:27,792 --> 00:21:30,895 Admitting you lost your shell 482 00:21:30,896 --> 00:21:35,102 was the toughest thing I've ever seen. 483 00:21:35,103 --> 00:21:37,619 And, uh, I have a confession. 484 00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:40,240 These are fake! 485 00:21:40,241 --> 00:21:41,274 What? Wha...? 486 00:21:41,275 --> 00:21:42,895 Over here. 487 00:21:42,896 --> 00:21:44,860 You too, Torpedo Belly? 488 00:21:44,861 --> 00:21:48,757 Actually, I had my torpedo removed long ago. 489 00:21:48,758 --> 00:21:52,860 And these aren't the same choppers that I had in the navy. 490 00:21:52,861 --> 00:21:57,999 My iron eye is actually made of Formica. 491 00:22:01,689 --> 00:22:03,722 Look at that, Mr. Krabs. 492 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:06,688 Your navy buddies all had something to hide. 493 00:22:06,689 --> 00:22:08,515 Yeah, poor suckers. 494 00:22:08,516 --> 00:22:13,654 At least my shell will grow back.