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Wow, I'm really late again.

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Maybe they'll finally fire me.

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What? Locked?

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This isn't happening.

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SpongeBob?

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The horror—

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it's unspeakable.

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Don't you see, Squidward?

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It's closed!

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The Krusty Krab is closed!

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You mean I got out of bed for nothing?

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The doors are locked—

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the doors are locked and we are on the outside!

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Outsiders.

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What are we going to do?

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There are Krabby Patties inside all alone.

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Just stand aside, lad,

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and let me unlock the door.

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Mr. Krabs, you're here!

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Gosh, Mr. Krabs, we were worried

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something might have happened to you.

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We'd be deprived of the greatest food known to man.

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Oh, you made me drop me keys.

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Give me some space, lad!

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Can't I get a little space?

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I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs.

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Harsh.

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Argh! Me back!

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Are you hurt, Mr. Krabs?

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No, I'm just doubled over in pain

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fighting back tears in me eyes because it's a new dance craze!

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Oh, I thought you were hurt.

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I am hurt, you idiot!

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I'm sorry I snapped at you, laddie.

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It's just me back is killing me.

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It's me old lumpy mattress—

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it's like trying to sleep on broken coral.

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I'm going out of me mind.

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Ouch!

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Oh, me back.

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Poor Mr. Krabs.

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What are we going to do, Squidward?

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Why do anything?

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I like the new Mr. Krabs—

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he yells at you more.

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I'm serious, Squidward.

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So am I.

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We should get him a new mattress

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and surprise him with it.

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Then we'll never have to be late to work again.

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What?

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You want me to spend my hard-earned money

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on my richer-than-me skinflint boss?

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No, thank you.

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That's okay, Squidward!

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You'll warm up to the idea.

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Thanks for coming with me, Patrick.

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No problem, buddy.

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I always wanted to go to a mattress store.

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Wow! Wow!

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I've never seen so many mattresses.

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Yeah.

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How many do you think there are?

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Ten.

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Cool.

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There's plenty more than that.

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Try 'em out— find one you like.

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Ooh!

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What are you morons doing?

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Making a card for Mr. Krabs.

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To go with his new mattress.

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Oh, I see, you're just kissing up to the boss

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to make me look bad!

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Well, I won't stand for it!

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Give me that card!

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Hmm! Trying to outsmart me, will you?

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Ha-ha!

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There, I signed it for all of us.

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Hey, you didn't even help pay.

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Oh, that's okay.

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As long as Mr. Krabs is happy.

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Oh, me back!

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Well, here goes another useless attempt

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to sleep on me mountainous, lumpy mattress.

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Argh!

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That's queer— me mattress seems strangely cozy

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and... butter... like.

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Surprise!

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Armageddon! What?

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You? Oh! You?

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What in a blue-eyed scallop are you doing in me bedroom?

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We noticed how miserable you were

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on your lumpy, old mattress...

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So Isuggested we get you a new one.

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I thought it was your idea.

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So, where's me old mattress then?

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Don't worry, I took care of that personally, too.

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I had it hauled away to the dump.

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All... my... money was in that mattress!

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What?

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Haven't you ever heard of a bank?

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No!

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Mr. Krabs!

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No...!

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And we got you a card.

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Is there money in it?

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Nope.

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Is it serious, Doctor?

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Will Mr. Krabs be all right?

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Mr. Krabs is in a cash-coma.

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Only the return of his money can save his life.

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It was SpongeBob's fault!

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Getting Mr. Krabs a new mattress was hisidea!

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I knew it!

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Not so fast!

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This card says, "This was all my idea! Love, Squidward."

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If Mr. Krabs doesn't pull through,

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you're going to jail.

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Oh... you did this, SquarePants!

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If you don't get Mr. Krabs' mattress back,

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I am going to mur...

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Help you do it myself.

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Wow, he really does care.

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What a dump.

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We've got to get in there, Squidward.

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Mr. Krabs is counting on us.

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SpongeBob, isn't that

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the mattress over there?

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Terrific, Patrick, you found it!

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What? Where? Let me see!

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Over there, Squidward,

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underneath that really big guard worm.

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Oh, that figures.

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Oh, no!

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This is horrible.

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What is it, Doctor?

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This man has no insurance.

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He'll never be able to afford this room.

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You're right, nurse.

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Extract the patient, stat!

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Well, that's Mr. Krabs' mattress all right.

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Let's go get it.

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Here's the plan:

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You two quietly go in there,

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remove the mattress out from under the guard worm

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without "waking the worm."

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Why not?

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Because that would be rude, Patrick.

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And nothing's meaner than a junkyard worm.

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He'll eat you alive!

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Hey, wait a minute.

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What are you going to do?

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Oh, I've got the most important job.

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I'm going to keep watch to make sure it's safe.

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Gee, thanks, buddy.

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My pleasure.

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Now let's get a move on.

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Ah, isn't it beautiful, Patrick?

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You can see everything from up here.

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Wow!

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What are you morons doing?

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Hey, Patrick, I think I can see our houses from here.

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Where? I can't see 'em.

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Wow! Wow!

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Let's do it again!

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What did you idiots do?

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Squidward, what are you doing in there?

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You were supposed to keep watch!

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Yeah, and you woke up the guard worm, too!

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I didn't do it!

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You blockheads woke...

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the... worm.

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Doctor?

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Yes, Doctor.

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Regarding your patient, I have come to this conclusion.

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Yes, go on. ! We have to remove him

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from in front of the candy machine

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so I can get to the Nutty-Nut Bar.

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Of course. Nurse!

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I'm on it.

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Worm Bait to Retriever,

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Worm Bait to Retriever, we're in.

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Out.

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Retriever to Worm Bait,

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stay in, don't go out.

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Understood. Out.

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No, in! Out.

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Understood. Out.

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You're on the far side of the dump?

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Affirmative.

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Good, then make lots of noise

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to draw the guard worm

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away from the mattress so I can retrieve it.

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Affirmative. Out.

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Oh, that's why he calls himself the Retriever.

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Why are we called Worm Bait?

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I don't know.

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Oh, yeah.

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Great idea, Patrick!

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And my perfect plan falls into place.

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Uh, SpongeBob?

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Yes, Patrick?

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I think I know why our code name is Worm Bait.

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Nice worm.

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Good, kind, gentle worm.

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Ooh!

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Oh, SpongeBob, he likes your wooden spoon.

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Wow, I think you're right, Patrick.

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See if he plays catch!

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Okay.

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See the stick, boy.

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Go get it, boy!

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Coast is clear.

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Squiddy, you are a genius.

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Ouch! What the...?

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Hey, I needed a wooden spoon.

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I'll just keep it safe from harm in my back pocket.

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And now for the mattress.

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I should have guessed.

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Excuse me, Doctor.

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Administrator, what can I do for you?

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It has come to my attention

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that your patient, Mr. Krabs, is out on the front sidewalk.

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Yes. Yes, he is.

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What were you thinking, man?

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We're trying to run a business.

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We can't leave patients on the sidewalk.

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Not to worry. Nurse!

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I'm on it.

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What's the holdup?

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We feel silly!

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Come on, do it for old man Krabs.

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Okay.

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Can you explain the plan again?

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Sure, but first, put on this cologne.

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Steak sauce?

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Okay, so you two are dressed as choice cuts.

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You go in there

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and yell "Trick or treat!"

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The worm will realize he forgot to stock up on Halloween candy,

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he'll leave to buy some, then we take the mattress.

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Give me that cologne.

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Now get in there!

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Happy Halloween!

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I am not going to get hurt this time.

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What the...?

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Isn't that Mr. Krabs?

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That guard worm doesn't look very happy.

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Run, Mr. Krabs!

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Run like you're not in a coma!

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It's... me money!

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Oh, money!

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I promise I'll never leave you alone again.

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Hey, Mr. Krabs.

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No, Mr. Krabs, it's us.

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Trick or treat.

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Oh, hey, SpongeBob.

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I didn't recognize you.

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Say, why are you two dressed as meat?

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Not just meat— we're choice cuts.

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Right, Squidward?

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Oh, I give up.

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And so passes another sleepless night

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haunted by my inability to steal even a single Krabby Patty.

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Maybe today will be the day.

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Thank you for your patronizing words,

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computer wife.

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Do you even have a plan?

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Plan, schman— I'm going to wing it.

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What's the worst thing that could happen?

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I'm in.

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That was easy.

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Maybe today is the day

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I'm going to steal the Krabby Patty formula...

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Careful, I just mopped there.

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Look at you, Plankton,

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Once again you've fallen flat on your back

278
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in another pathetic attempt to steal me formula.

279
00:12:04,471 --> 00:12:06,711
Though you tried and tried,

280
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you haven't had the smallest nibble

281
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of my delicious formula.

282
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And you never will!

283
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How do you sleep at night

284
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knowing you're a complete failure?

285
00:12:18,678 --> 00:12:21,366
There really should be a "Wet Floor" sign.

286
00:12:21,367 --> 00:12:23,435
Yeah, if that were me who slipped,

287
00:12:23,436 --> 00:12:24,815
I'd sue old man Krabs

288
00:12:24,816 --> 00:12:26,539
for all he's got.

289
00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:28,918
Does that include the Krabby Patty formula?

290
00:12:28,919 --> 00:12:31,953
Of course.

291
00:12:31,954 --> 00:12:33,711
Oh, the pain!

292
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:36,504
I can't feel my arms and legs!

293
00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:38,642
I think they're broken.

294
00:12:38,643 --> 00:12:41,573
I'll have to sue for my pain and suffering.

295
00:12:41,574 --> 00:12:42,746
Sue?

296
00:12:42,747 --> 00:12:45,125
Oh, that looks bad.

297
00:12:45,126 --> 00:12:49,194
Poor little man.

298
00:12:49,195 --> 00:12:51,056
Hold up a second!

299
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Plankton, we don't need to drag this little incident

300
00:12:52,988 --> 00:12:54,022
into court, do we?

301
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,815
Well...

302
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:58,230
if you transfer the Krabby Patty formula to me,

303
00:12:58,230 --> 00:13:00,297
I'll forget your gross negligence.

304
00:13:00,298 --> 00:13:01,573
Scoundrel!

305
00:13:01,574 --> 00:13:03,229
You'll have my formula

306
00:13:03,230 --> 00:13:06,642
when you pry it from me lifeless claws!

307
00:13:06,643 --> 00:13:08,849
See you in court, Krabs!

308
00:13:08,850 --> 00:13:10,125
Uh, I mean...

309
00:13:10,126 --> 00:13:12,022
Oh, the pain!

310
00:13:12,023 --> 00:13:15,677
The deep frying pain!

311
00:13:15,678 --> 00:13:17,573
I'm in a blue ruin.

312
00:13:17,574 --> 00:13:19,435
I'm doomed.

313
00:13:19,436 --> 00:13:21,919
Don't worry, Mr. Krabs, I will do whatever it takes

314
00:13:21,919 --> 00:13:23,677
to keep the Krusty Krab formula

315
00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:26,125
from getting into Plankton's evil hands.

316
00:13:26,126 --> 00:13:28,229
What I really need is a good lawyer.

317
00:13:28,230 --> 00:13:29,953
Hello, did somebody say "lawyer"?

318
00:13:29,954 --> 00:13:32,435
Richard A. Bottomfeeder, Attorney At Law.

319
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:35,470
I couldn't help but notice that despicable display.

320
00:13:35,471 --> 00:13:37,918
So, uh, how much is this going to cost me?

321
00:13:37,919 --> 00:13:41,918
Actually, I won't charge you a dime unless we win.

322
00:13:41,919 --> 00:13:44,022
In fact, I think we should counter sue

323
00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:48,746
for everything Plankton owns.

324
00:13:48,747 --> 00:13:50,263
Does that happen a lot?

325
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:54,608
No, they're usually silver.

326
00:13:54,609 --> 00:13:55,711
Mr. Krabs?

327
00:13:55,712 --> 00:13:57,125
What is it, lad?

328
00:13:57,126 --> 00:13:58,918
Want to hear my testimony

329
00:13:58,919 --> 00:14:00,194
for when you call me as a character witness?

330
00:14:00,195 --> 00:14:01,573
I've been rehearsing it.

331
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,297
Actually, SpongeBob,

332
00:14:03,298 --> 00:14:05,263
we won't be needing any testimony from you.

333
00:14:05,264 --> 00:14:08,401
Why, you'd be more of a...

334
00:14:08,402 --> 00:14:09,918
of a liability than an asset.

335
00:14:09,919 --> 00:14:11,091
But I...

336
00:14:11,092 --> 00:14:12,884
Now, run along—

337
00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:14,402
make things shipshape for my victory celebration.

338
00:14:14,402 --> 00:14:16,091
I've got to get to the courthouse.

339
00:14:16,092 --> 00:14:18,366
There's only a few free parking places.

340
00:14:18,367 --> 00:14:22,229
Oh, this is going to be a slam dunk...

341
00:14:22,230 --> 00:14:23,780
Oh, no!

342
00:14:23,781 --> 00:14:25,366
Mr. Krabs's lawyer!

343
00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:26,539
Speak to me!

344
00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:28,229
Wracked with pain...

345
00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:30,022
Can't move...

346
00:14:30,023 --> 00:14:32,056
But what about Mr. Krabs's case?

347
00:14:32,057 --> 00:14:34,815
Looks like you're going to have to handle this one, son.

348
00:14:34,816 --> 00:14:36,160
But I'm a...

349
00:14:36,161 --> 00:14:37,884
a liability.

350
00:14:37,885 --> 00:14:40,366
Everything you need to win...

351
00:14:40,367 --> 00:14:43,022
is in this here case.

352
00:14:43,023 --> 00:14:44,366
Really? Everything?

353
00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:46,849
Uh-huh, everything but a suit.

354
00:14:46,850 --> 00:14:48,229
A suit.

355
00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:53,333
Wonder where I could get a suit.

356
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:59,229
I'll give you one last chance.

357
00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:02,815
I'll drop the charges if you give me the formula.

358
00:15:02,816 --> 00:15:05,539
Never, you little whelp!

359
00:15:05,540 --> 00:15:10,194
Ow, ow, my wittle arm!

360
00:15:10,195 --> 00:15:12,470
What? No, I didn't lay a claw on him.

361
00:15:12,471 --> 00:15:16,746
Ow... my other arm!

362
00:15:16,747 --> 00:15:18,091
He's lying!

363
00:15:18,092 --> 00:15:19,504
Bah!

364
00:15:19,505 --> 00:15:21,332
Court will come to order.

365
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:22,987
The Honorable Judge Tickleback presiding.

366
00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:24,642
Mr. Krabs, where is your attorney?

367
00:15:24,643 --> 00:15:28,229
I don't know where he could be.

368
00:15:28,230 --> 00:15:29,953
Here I am!

369
00:15:29,954 --> 00:15:31,987
Thank you for joining us, Mister...

370
00:15:31,988 --> 00:15:34,918
SpongeBob Lawyerpants, Your Honor.

371
00:15:34,919 --> 00:15:38,229
What are you doing here, SpongeBob?

372
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,229
Your lawyer, uh, fell down on the job.

373
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:43,332
But don't worry, Mr. Krabs, I have everything under control.

374
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,608
It's, uh, all in here.

375
00:15:44,609 --> 00:15:45,987
Really?

376
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,161
Yup, right in... here...

377
00:15:48,161 --> 00:15:49,953
Is there a problem?

378
00:15:49,954 --> 00:15:52,677
Uh, your lawyer didn't give me the combination.

379
00:15:52,678 --> 00:15:54,849
Is the plaintiff ready to proceed?

380
00:15:54,850 --> 00:15:59,988
Yes, Your Honor, I'll try.

381
00:16:01,885 --> 00:16:06,539
I wasn't always the tortured shell of a protozoa

382
00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:09,642
that writhes in pain before you today.

383
00:16:09,643 --> 00:16:14,781
I... was a vibrant carefree, happy-go-lucky single cell.

384
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,160
Pull yourself together, boy.

385
00:16:21,161 --> 00:16:25,470
Then came the fateful day that I paid an innocent visit

386
00:16:25,471 --> 00:16:28,642
to the deathtrap known as the Krusty Krab.

387
00:16:28,643 --> 00:16:30,332
How's it coming, lad?

388
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:33,125
Don't worry, Mr. Krabs, I'm on the case.

389
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,884
Upon entering said establishment,

390
00:16:35,885 --> 00:16:38,642
I found myself without any warning

391
00:16:38,643 --> 00:16:43,781
slipping and finally falling onto a hard, unforgiving floor

392
00:16:43,781 --> 00:16:46,366
that had been intentionally covered

393
00:16:46,367 --> 00:16:49,022
with a vicious fluid.

394
00:16:49,023 --> 00:16:54,161
Bombs away!

395
00:16:55,505 --> 00:16:57,573
Are you quite finished?

396
00:16:57,574 --> 00:16:58,573
Where was I?

397
00:16:58,574 --> 00:16:59,815
Oh, yeah.

398
00:16:59,816 --> 00:17:02,091
But the worst part is...

399
00:17:02,092 --> 00:17:04,884
my dreams of completing a marathon,

400
00:17:04,885 --> 00:17:10,023
like I promised my old Grammy, have been dashed.

401
00:17:11,161 --> 00:17:14,366
I'm sorry, Gram-Gram!

402
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:18,297
Sorry!

403
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:21,263
Thank you for your kind attention.

404
00:17:21,264 --> 00:17:23,160
Suckers.

405
00:17:23,161 --> 00:17:24,988
Does the defense have an opening statement?

406
00:17:24,988 --> 00:17:26,401
Yes, Your Honor.

407
00:17:26,402 --> 00:17:29,091
Poor Gram-Gram!

408
00:17:29,092 --> 00:17:32,401
Mr. Krabs, can you identify this item?

409
00:17:32,402 --> 00:17:34,366
It's a "Wet Floor" sign.

410
00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:35,918
Do you own one?

411
00:17:35,919 --> 00:17:38,953
Uh, well... um...

412
00:17:38,954 --> 00:17:41,711
No, I don't.

413
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:43,884
No, no, you don't understand!

414
00:17:43,885 --> 00:17:45,780
I had to make some tough business decisions

415
00:17:45,781 --> 00:17:50,919
and the sign seemed... superfluous.

416
00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:53,332
No more questions.

417
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,297
Your witness, Mr. Lawyerpants.

418
00:17:56,298 --> 00:17:58,332
Sometime today, Mr. Pants.

419
00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:01,263
May it please the court, ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

420
00:18:01,264 --> 00:18:04,229
my client has been called "cheap,"miserly,"

421
00:18:04,230 --> 00:18:05,711
and "chronically tightfisted."

422
00:18:05,712 --> 00:18:07,711
Uh... um...

423
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:12,297
But if he were as cheap as the prosecution claims he is,

424
00:18:12,298 --> 00:18:14,849
would he be able to sit there quietly

425
00:18:14,850 --> 00:18:19,988
while I took out a dollar and dropped it in the blender?

426
00:18:20,919 --> 00:18:24,780
No! No! No!

427
00:18:24,781 --> 00:18:26,263
Daddy's got you. Daddy's got you.

428
00:18:26,264 --> 00:18:31,402
Daddy's here.

429
00:18:32,126 --> 00:18:33,539
A little glue, a little tape—

430
00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:35,229
you'll be right as rain.

431
00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:39,160
Daddy didn't forget you.

432
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,678
Does the defense have any witness to call?

433
00:18:40,678 --> 00:18:42,263
Yes, Your Honor.

434
00:18:42,264 --> 00:18:43,539
Defense calls...

435
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,504
Squidward to the stand.

436
00:18:45,505 --> 00:18:48,780
Ah, Squidward, a loyal employee.

437
00:18:48,781 --> 00:18:51,194
Mister, uh, Squidward is it?

438
00:18:51,195 --> 00:18:52,987
My client has been called "cheap."

439
00:18:52,988 --> 00:18:55,435
Would you agree with that ludicrous statement?

440
00:18:55,436 --> 00:18:56,401
Yes.

441
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:57,539
What?

442
00:18:57,540 --> 00:18:58,435
Allow me to rephrase

443
00:18:58,436 --> 00:19:00,125
the question.

444
00:19:00,126 --> 00:19:01,780
Can you tell the court of some instance

445
00:19:01,781 --> 00:19:03,022
of Mr. Krabs's generosity in any way?

446
00:19:03,023 --> 00:19:05,091
Nope. Can I go now?

447
00:19:05,092 --> 00:19:10,195
One day off in three years and I have to spend it testifying?

448
00:19:13,505 --> 00:19:16,160
Must... open... case.

449
00:19:16,161 --> 00:19:21,264
So, it was youwho made the floor slippery, wasn't it?

450
00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:23,297
Answer the question!

451
00:19:23,298 --> 00:19:25,091
Need I remind you you are under oath?

452
00:19:25,092 --> 00:19:27,435
I'm doomed.

453
00:19:27,436 --> 00:19:30,160
You may as well give up on that case, me boy,

454
00:19:30,161 --> 00:19:33,263
my goose is cooked.

455
00:19:33,264 --> 00:19:36,229
Mr. Krabs, I'm surprised at you.

456
00:19:36,230 --> 00:19:40,332
We can't give up just because things look bleak.

457
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:43,470
This trial will be won by what's in your heart,

458
00:19:43,471 --> 00:19:47,125
not what's in this dumb old case.

459
00:19:47,126 --> 00:19:48,918
It's open.

460
00:19:48,919 --> 00:19:50,815
It's...

461
00:19:50,816 --> 00:19:52,229
It's just his lunch.

462
00:19:52,230 --> 00:19:56,849
Or is it?

463
00:19:56,850 --> 00:20:01,642
Defense calls Plankton to the stand.

464
00:20:01,643 --> 00:20:04,366
Why did you go into the Krusty Krab that day?

465
00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:08,470
To, you know, say hello to my once-good-friend, Mr. Krabs.

466
00:20:08,471 --> 00:20:10,125
What?

467
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:12,229
Are you sure it wasn't to make off

468
00:20:12,230 --> 00:20:16,711
with one of these?

469
00:20:16,712 --> 00:20:18,332
Gotcha.

470
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:21,401
Weren't you there to steal the formula

471
00:20:21,402 --> 00:20:24,539
of the most delicious, sweet-smelling sandwich

472
00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:26,573
known to Bikini Bottom?

473
00:20:26,574 --> 00:20:31,712
Krabby Patty...

474
00:20:39,919 --> 00:20:42,194
I can't take it!

475
00:20:42,195 --> 00:20:43,746
Give me!

476
00:20:43,747 --> 00:20:44,746
Give me! Give me! Give me!

477
00:20:44,747 --> 00:20:46,746
Yippee!

478
00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:48,677
Finally it's mine!

479
00:20:48,678 --> 00:20:51,366
I'll take that.

480
00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:52,987
No! No! No!

481
00:20:52,988 --> 00:20:55,022
Once again, Plankton,

482
00:20:55,023 --> 00:20:56,642
the sweetest of life's joys

483
00:20:56,643 --> 00:20:59,573
has eluded your grasp.

484
00:20:59,574 --> 00:21:02,401
No! No! No! No!

485
00:21:02,402 --> 00:21:04,263
Has the jury reached a verdict?

486
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:05,884
We have, Your Honor.

487
00:21:05,885 --> 00:21:07,470
We find the defendant...

488
00:21:07,471 --> 00:21:09,539
not guilty!

489
00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:10,849
But he is cheap.

490
00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:12,539
Thank you, SpongeBob.

491
00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:13,746
I was foolish not to accept your help

492
00:21:13,747 --> 00:21:15,022
from the beginning.

493
00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:16,229
That's okay, Mr. Krabs.

494
00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:17,401
I made you a present.

495
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:19,953
A present for me?

496
00:21:19,954 --> 00:21:25,092
Close your eyes and hold out your hand.

497
00:21:26,126 --> 00:21:27,677
It's a "Wet Floor" sign.

498
00:21:27,678 --> 00:21:28,815
I made it myself.

499
00:21:28,816 --> 00:21:30,056
Well, it'll do.

500
00:21:30,057 --> 00:21:35,195
After all, it's free.