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Mr. Krabs, some guy in a suit wants to come in before we open.

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What? Guy in a suit?

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No! It's a tax collector!

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Hide us, SpongeBob!

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Now we'll walk nonchalantly to the rear exit.

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He's got a card.

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"R.A. PennyPincher Vending Supplies."

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What?

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My machine has arrived?

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Ooh, let him in, let him in, let him in!

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Bring it in, boys.

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That's it, set her down easy.

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Here are the keys, Mr. Krabs.

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Happy vending!

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What is it?

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Only the greatest moneymaker

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since the Krabby Patty.

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Gentlemen, meet "Skill Crane"!

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Ooh... Skill Crane.

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At a quarter a pop,

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this thing will pay for itself in no time.

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Which reminds me— step up, boys.

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First one's free.

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Thanks, Mr. Krabs.

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No, thanks, I'll pass.

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Come on, Squidward, you know you want to.

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Okay.

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If you insist.

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Thanks.

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Squidward!

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In the machine!

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All right, all right.

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Oh, boy, what fun.

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You lose!

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Did you see that, SpongeBob?

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I almost got that on my first try!

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My work here is done.

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They don't call me

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"Squidward Manual- Dexterity-Tentacles" for nothing.

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Well, why don't I give it a try?

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Good luck. You'll never...

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Winner!

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It's a bear!

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I'm going to call you Barry.

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Hmm— beginner's luck.

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Now it's the master's turn.

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Loser!

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Wow, Squidward, you flipped him over!

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That takes an awful amount of skill.

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Well, thank you for saying so.

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Barry says he's getting lonely.

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Don't worry, Barry,

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I'll get you a friend.

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Ha! If you think

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you're going to win again...

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Winner!

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There you go, Barry!

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Oh, I loosened that one up for you.

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You would have never won that without myskill.

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Wow, thanks for your help, Squidward.

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I bet I win at this thing the very next time I try.

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Now, all I've got to do is...

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At a quarter a pop,

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this thing pays for itself in no time.

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Ha! I'm not falling for that malarkey.

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Hey, Squidward.

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Hey, Squidward.

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Hey, Squidward.

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Okay, Mrs. Wiggles—

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order up!

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Barry cooked this one all by himself!

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Oh, he makes me so proud.

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Squid-ward?

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Squid-ward?

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Oh, what the...?

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All right, let's get this over with.

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Need change?

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There you are.

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Gee, thanks.

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No, no, Mr. Squidward.

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Thank you.

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You lose!

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Need some more change?

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You lose!

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Need some change?

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No.

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W-Why?

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Because I'm all out of...

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money!

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All out of...

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Boys, it's payday!

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But Mr. Krabs, today is Monday.

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Uh... no, it's payday, me boy.

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Here's your check, SpongeBob.

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I took the liberty

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of turning your paycheck into quarters

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just in case you want to, oh, I don't know,

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do laundry or buy a soda

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or... something.

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Very funny, Mr. Krabs!

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If I can't win

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one of those stupid things with thisquarter,

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I'm walking away.

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Pardon me, Squidward, SpongeBear Junior here

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wants me to win him a little brother.

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You are a winner!

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Two in one quarter?

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That's not fair.

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What's that, Clown Frown?

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Oh, you'd rather sit next to Lovely Lion?

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There you are, nice and cozy.

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See you later, Squidward.

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A little mind-numbing television

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ought to help me forget about that stupid machine.

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You've had a rough day, Squiddy,

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but that doesn't mean tomorrow won't be better.

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Oh... phooey!

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I got to win that crane!

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Just once!

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Please, oh, please, let me win one time.

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Squid, I think you have a problem.

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No, he doesn't!

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You don't listen to him, Squidward,

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you keep playing until you win!

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What's this?

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The deed to my house.

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Okey-dokey, then.

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Carry on.

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If I could just win once, I'd never play again!

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Hey— you want me to tell you the secret

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of how to win on this machine?

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SpongeBob— there's a secret?

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Tell me... the... secret.

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Are you ready to be a winner?

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Yes! Yeah?

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Yes? Yeah!

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Yeah! Yes?

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SpongeBob, the secret!

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Okay, Squidward, okay!

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I face the crane, deposit my quarter...

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then I close my eyes.

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Close your eyes?

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Quiet, Squidward— I'm being the crane.

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Oh, that's ludi...

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Winner!

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See? Now you try.

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This is ridiculous.

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If I close my eyes, how will I know where...

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Do you want to win or not?

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Yes! Yes, I do!

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Okay.

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Squidward, put your quarter in.

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But this is my last quarter.

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In the machine, Squidward.

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Okay, okay!

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Close your eyes.

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Now be the crane.

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Be the crane.

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Be the crane.

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Be the crane.

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Winner!

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Yeah!

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I knew I could do it!

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I'm a winner!

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You're a winner!

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I am a winner, aren't I?

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Winner, winner, winner!

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Winner...!

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I'm a winner, everybody!

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You hear that?

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I'm... a winner.

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Funny, last time I checked, you were a cashier.

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Yuck it up all you want, Mr. Krabs, but just remember:

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You're yucking in the presence of a winner!

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Ha!

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I'll try to remember that.

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3,498 of Squidward's quarters, 3,499 of Squidward's quarters...

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Triple-decker on deck.

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Make way for the winner!

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You lose!

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You didn't win the prize?

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No.

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You know what that means?

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No. What?

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It means...

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you have no skills and you're a loser!

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Ha!

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I'm a winner, see my prize.

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You're a loser who sits and cries.

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Did you see how I handled that crane?

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I sure did.

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I think I have the magic touch.

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I just closed my eyes

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and became the crane.

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Oh, yeah, you're the man.

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SpongeBob, look.

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Uh, Squidward, I don't think the same principles apply.

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Be the crane.

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Wait, Squidward!

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Be the crane.

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He did it!

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Yay, Squidward!

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Be the crane, be the crane.

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Be the crane...

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You know this guy?

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Yeah, that's Squidward.

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He's got the magic touch.

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Ding!

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Ta-dah!

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Squidward, open your eyes!

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Oh, uh... be the crane, be the crane.

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Look out, SpongeBob, I can't stop!

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Be the crane, be the crane!

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Okay, don't be the crane, don't be the crane!

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What the...?

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Oh, my, oh, my.

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Time to go, Teddy.

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Just where do you think you're going, crane master?

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You ain't going anywhere.

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Hang on, buddy!

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I got you!

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I guess I can only pick up toys.

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SpongeBob.

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Good morning, Squidward!

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SpongeBob, what are you doing in my house?

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I came to make sure you don't oversleep and miss work.

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Oh, gee, SpongeBob,

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that's very thoughtful of you.

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My pleasure, Squidward.

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That's what good neighbors are for.

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You did overlook one teensy, little detail, however.

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What's that, Squidward?

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It's Sunday!

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A good neighbor doesn't bother me on Sunday!

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Sunday!

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No wonder Squidward's grumpy.

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He forgot his Sunday papers.

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This will show Squidward I'm a good neighbor.

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I'll bring it to him.

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Man, this is heavy!

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Oh! Pardon me.

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Hey, watch where you're going!

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A newspaper monster!

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Aah, monster!

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Will you two nincompoops kindly quiet down?

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I am not going to let them ruin the rest of my Sunday.

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My Sunday relaxation kit.

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Let's see, pillow, placed just so for slight foot elevation...

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flower to brighten the room...

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flower fragrance...

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And the final touch...

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Yes, I'd like to order the Sunday special.

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Yes, the pedicure- and-foot-massage house call,

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that is correct.

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See you at 4:00, my good man.

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This is going to be a heavenly day.

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Oh, I almost forgot.

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Bon-bon.

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Hello there, heaven's little wonder.

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Take me on a chocolate vacation.

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Om... Om...

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Om...

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Om...

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By the all-seeing eye,

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ye are worthy, we are not.

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What are you two idiots doing?

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Secret ritual.

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To inaugurate you as president.

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Me? President of Bikini Bottom?

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I knew the people would come to their senses.

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No, silly—

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not the president of Bikini Bottom.

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Even better.

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Better?

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You're the president

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of the Secret Royal Order of the Good Neighbor Lodge.

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The what?

278
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Is this some stupid club you two made up?

279
00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:34,417
Maybe.

280
00:14:36,762 --> 00:14:38,141
It's a secret.

281
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,003
Fine!

282
00:14:41,175 --> 00:14:44,382
As my first presidential decree, uh...

283
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,175
why don't you, uh,

284
00:14:46,348 --> 00:14:48,486
go out and paint all the leaves on the trees

285
00:14:48,658 --> 00:14:50,762
to make the neighborhood look nicer.

286
00:14:50,934 --> 00:14:53,210
Now, out, out, out, out, out.

287
00:14:53,382 --> 00:14:56,106
That'll keep 'em busy for a few Sundays.

288
00:14:56,279 --> 00:14:59,210
What color should we paint the leaves?

289
00:14:59,382 --> 00:15:00,934
Aah! Polka dots.

290
00:15:01,106 --> 00:15:02,451
Now, don't bother me anymore.

291
00:15:02,624 --> 00:15:05,900
Wow, polka dots!

292
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,520
Our new president is a genius.

293
00:15:08,693 --> 00:15:09,693
Yeah.

294
00:15:12,072 --> 00:15:13,417
See you later, Squidward.

295
00:15:14,762 --> 00:15:17,244
Whenever you're ready, Patrick.

296
00:15:21,451 --> 00:15:22,831
Hold still, buddy.

297
00:15:29,037 --> 00:15:31,589
Okay, Pat, give me a quick shake.

298
00:15:31,762 --> 00:15:33,141
Okey-dokey.

299
00:15:36,382 --> 00:15:39,175
Okay, I'm ready!

300
00:15:46,037 --> 00:15:48,382
Hey, that worked perfectly.

301
00:15:48,555 --> 00:15:50,417
Come on, good neighbor Patrick.

302
00:15:50,589 --> 00:15:52,486
Let's paint the town polka-dot.

303
00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:55,762
Oh, no, it's already noon.

304
00:15:55,934 --> 00:15:57,796
I will be darned if I let those morons

305
00:15:57,968 --> 00:16:00,072
eat up any more of my valuable Sunday.

306
00:16:04,693 --> 00:16:05,831
What's going on out there?

307
00:16:06,003 --> 00:16:07,486
Hi, President Squidward.

308
00:16:07,658 --> 00:16:08,900
Almost done painting...

309
00:16:09,072 --> 00:16:10,279
My eyes!

310
00:16:15,313 --> 00:16:16,451
Look out!

311
00:16:19,727 --> 00:16:21,348
Oh, your poor man.

312
00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:22,762
You must be very sick.

313
00:16:22,934 --> 00:16:24,417
Let us take you to the hospital.

314
00:16:24,589 --> 00:16:26,486
No, really, I'm fine, please.

315
00:16:26,658 --> 00:16:27,589
No. I'm fine.

316
00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:30,693
See you later, neighbor.

317
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,210
It isa lovely day

318
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:33,934
for a ride in the country.

319
00:16:34,106 --> 00:16:37,072
Yeah. Our president sure knows how to live.

320
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,037
I would like to call this meeting

321
00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:42,486
of the Good Neighbor Lodge to order.

322
00:16:42,658 --> 00:16:44,520
Let's begin with roll call.

323
00:16:44,693 --> 00:16:46,555
Patrick.

324
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,727
Okay.

325
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:51,555
Squidward?

326
00:16:54,693 --> 00:16:56,348
Squidward?

327
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,417
Squidward, you home?

328
00:16:58,589 --> 00:17:00,244
Did you find him, SpongeBob?

329
00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:03,555
Nope. I guess he's still on his Sunday drive.

330
00:17:03,762 --> 00:17:05,727
Or maybe he's on a secret mission.

331
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,037
I hope he's not in danger.

332
00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:09,382
Danger?

333
00:17:09,451 --> 00:17:11,382
As members of the Good Neighbor Lodge,

334
00:17:11,451 --> 00:17:14,589
we are sworn to protect our presidentefrom danger.

335
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,313
Excuse me.

336
00:17:16,382 --> 00:17:18,865
Somebody ordered a relaxing pedicure and foot massage:

337
00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:20,348
the Sunday special.

338
00:17:20,417 --> 00:17:22,072
We better check this guy out,

339
00:17:22,244 --> 00:17:24,210
make sure he's safe for Squidward.

340
00:17:24,382 --> 00:17:27,900
At least I still have my Sunday pedicure to look forward to.

341
00:17:30,762 --> 00:17:33,624
What are you two doing in my house?

342
00:17:33,796 --> 00:17:35,417
We're checking to make sure

343
00:17:35,589 --> 00:17:37,693
this guy really is a certified foot masseur

344
00:17:37,865 --> 00:17:39,486
and not some kind of assassin.

345
00:17:39,555 --> 00:17:41,658
Well, I say he checks out a-okay.

346
00:17:41,831 --> 00:17:45,382
Squidward, have you ever seen more lovely French tips?

347
00:17:45,589 --> 00:17:47,348
French tips,

348
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:52,244
All right, pal, make with a relaxing foot massage, pronto!

349
00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:55,313
Uh-oh. Uh, sorry, your hour's up.

350
00:18:01,762 --> 00:18:03,900
All right, you two, out!

351
00:18:05,762 --> 00:18:09,141
Don't even think about dragging your empty skulls around here

352
00:18:09,313 --> 00:18:10,727
for the rest of the day

353
00:18:10,796 --> 00:18:11,934
or tomorrow or next week!

354
00:18:12,106 --> 00:18:13,382
Does that include...

355
00:18:13,555 --> 00:18:15,003
Yes, it does!

356
00:18:15,175 --> 00:18:16,555
Gee, Patrick, do you think

357
00:18:16,624 --> 00:18:19,313
Squidward was trying to tell us something?

358
00:18:19,486 --> 00:18:21,555
Yes, I was!

359
00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:25,244
Youcall yourselves good neighbors?

360
00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:28,486
You're the worst neighbors ever!

361
00:18:28,658 --> 00:18:31,934
You don't deserve to wear those fezzes!

362
00:18:34,451 --> 00:18:37,865
Gee, Pat, maybe President Squidward's right.

363
00:18:38,037 --> 00:18:39,520
Yeah.

364
00:18:39,693 --> 00:18:41,727
I guess we aren't good neighbors after all.

365
00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:43,796
No, you aren't!

366
00:18:43,968 --> 00:18:45,762
You're horrible neighbors!

367
00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:50,727
And stop calling me president!

368
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,279
Come on, let's go.

369
00:18:54,555 --> 00:18:57,141
There are only three hours of my Sunday left.

370
00:18:57,313 --> 00:18:59,520
They took it all away.

371
00:18:59,693 --> 00:19:02,072
I didn't even get to read the Sunday paper.

372
00:19:13,727 --> 00:19:16,313
Good neighbors, my right...

373
00:19:16,486 --> 00:19:17,555
Hello.

374
00:19:36,348 --> 00:19:38,313
System activated.

375
00:19:38,486 --> 00:19:40,210
Well, that ought to do it.

376
00:19:40,382 --> 00:19:42,624
Let's see those imbeciles try to get in here now.

377
00:19:42,693 --> 00:19:44,693
President Squidward?

378
00:19:44,762 --> 00:19:46,313
What the...!

379
00:19:46,382 --> 00:19:48,658
We hereby present you with this delicious cake.

380
00:19:51,865 --> 00:19:53,313
Security system, help!

381
00:19:53,486 --> 00:19:56,003
Intruder alert, intruder alert.

382
00:19:56,175 --> 00:19:57,210
What's the matter with you?

383
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,796
Oh, you infernal contraption.

384
00:20:00,968 --> 00:20:03,382
I'll ship you off to the scrap heap!

385
00:20:15,003 --> 00:20:16,279
What's going on?

386
00:20:22,106 --> 00:20:23,624
It's like a carnival ride.

387
00:20:23,796 --> 00:20:25,279
Run for your lives!

388
00:20:28,451 --> 00:20:29,968
What the...

389
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:31,762
What are you doing?

390
00:20:41,555 --> 00:20:44,762
I only have half an hour of me-time left

391
00:20:44,968 --> 00:20:47,555
and the idiots took my house.

392
00:20:47,727 --> 00:20:52,382
Which means those boobs aren't around to bug me.

393
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:55,210
Ooh, just what I've been waiting for.

394
00:21:00,555 --> 00:21:04,658
I am going to relax, if it kills me.

395
00:21:10,934 --> 00:21:11,727
Fire!

396
00:21:19,624 --> 00:21:22,900
Whoa, Squidward's house is destroying the neighborhood.

397
00:21:23,072 --> 00:21:24,693
We got to turn this thing off.

398
00:21:24,865 --> 00:21:26,106
Nope, not it.

399
00:21:26,279 --> 00:21:27,762
Nope.

400
00:21:27,934 --> 00:21:28,762
Nope.

401
00:21:30,003 --> 00:21:31,451
That's not it, either.

402
00:21:33,831 --> 00:21:38,831
This Sunday relaxation really hits the spot.

403
00:21:41,382 --> 00:21:44,348
Hmm, where to look?

404
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:47,727
Hmm, this "off" button seems suspicious.

405
00:21:49,589 --> 00:21:51,348
We did it, Patrick!

406
00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:54,417
President Squidward...

407
00:21:54,589 --> 00:21:56,831
No, no. Don't say anything more.

408
00:21:58,175 --> 00:22:00,555
This was all my fault.

409
00:22:00,727 --> 00:22:03,624
I was the one who wanted to relax on Sunday.

410
00:22:03,796 --> 00:22:06,037
Now, if you'll be so kind as to leave,

411
00:22:06,210 --> 00:22:08,693
so I can get ready for work tomorrow.

412
00:22:08,865 --> 00:22:09,865
Mr. President...

413
00:22:09,934 --> 00:22:11,210
Shush.

414
00:22:11,382 --> 00:22:12,555
But we just wanted to...

415
00:22:12,727 --> 00:22:14,796
Get out of my house!

416
00:22:16,106 --> 00:22:17,555
There he is!

417
00:22:17,727 --> 00:22:19,348
Are you the owner of this house?

418
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,555
Yes! Yes, I am!

419
00:22:21,727 --> 00:22:23,072
Then on behalf

420
00:22:23,244 --> 00:22:24,693
of the citizens of Bikini Bottom,

421
00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:26,486
I present you with this summons

422
00:22:26,658 --> 00:22:28,727
to pay for the destruction of our town.

423
00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:31,865
You'll be doing community service every Sunday

424
00:22:32,037 --> 00:22:33,210
for the rest of your life.

425
00:22:34,865 --> 00:22:36,762
Squidward, you got one of those, too?

426
00:22:36,934 --> 00:22:38,348
This will be great—

427
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,865
the three of us cleaning up Bikini Bottom.

428
00:22:41,037 --> 00:22:43,865
Well, see you next Sunday, President Squidward.