1 00:00:19,338 --> 00:00:20,613 Here they come, lads! 2 00:00:20,614 --> 00:00:22,269 Hooray! 3 00:00:22,270 --> 00:00:25,958 Fantastic. 4 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:31,097 Thank you very much, madam. 5 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:37,270 I feel so alive! 6 00:01:21,476 --> 00:01:23,993 Please don't do that again. 7 00:01:23,994 --> 00:01:26,786 I think the stained-glass barstool can go over here 8 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:29,717 and the pseudo hand-carved wooden sports flag display case 9 00:01:29,718 --> 00:01:31,096 can go over there. 10 00:01:31,097 --> 00:01:32,544 Ahoy there, matey. 11 00:01:32,545 --> 00:01:33,717 Can I help you gentlemen? 12 00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:35,096 Are you the owner? 13 00:01:35,097 --> 00:01:36,441 Who wants to know? 14 00:01:36,442 --> 00:01:38,372 Allow me to introduce myself. 15 00:01:38,373 --> 00:01:39,786 Howard Blandy, President, Blandy Franchising Company. 16 00:01:39,787 --> 00:01:41,303 Howard Blandy! 17 00:01:41,304 --> 00:01:42,993 You mean the Howard Blandy? 18 00:01:42,994 --> 00:01:45,027 The Howard Blandy that masterminded 19 00:01:45,028 --> 00:01:47,993 the ruthless takeover of every small, family-owned business 20 00:01:47,994 --> 00:01:49,200 in Bikini Bottom? 21 00:01:49,201 --> 00:01:51,820 That Howard Blandy? 22 00:01:51,821 --> 00:01:56,131 I worship you! 23 00:01:56,132 --> 00:01:57,855 Get it together a little, man. 24 00:01:57,856 --> 00:02:02,337 Sorry, it's just that... you're rich. 25 00:02:02,338 --> 00:02:04,786 I'm Mr. Krabs. 26 00:02:04,787 --> 00:02:06,406 To what do I owe the honor 27 00:02:06,407 --> 00:02:08,200 of having you here, Howard? 28 00:02:08,201 --> 00:02:10,303 What would it take to buy the Krusty Krab? 29 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:12,234 Buy the Krusty Krab? 30 00:02:12,235 --> 00:02:13,786 It's not for sale. 31 00:02:13,787 --> 00:02:15,579 You know, I may not make as much 32 00:02:15,580 --> 00:02:17,958 as your fancy-schmancy mega restaurant chain, 33 00:02:17,959 --> 00:02:21,717 but it's the blood, sweat and tears of a hard day's work. 34 00:02:21,718 --> 00:02:23,062 It's not about the... 35 00:02:23,063 --> 00:02:25,579 Holy sweet mother of pearl! 36 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:27,889 I like the way you think, Blandy. 37 00:02:27,890 --> 00:02:29,441 But it'll take a lot more 38 00:02:29,442 --> 00:02:31,096 than a suitcase full of cash 39 00:02:31,097 --> 00:02:32,924 to buy the Krusty Krab from me. 40 00:02:32,925 --> 00:02:34,510 Oh, there's a lot more than that. 41 00:02:34,511 --> 00:02:36,200 The rest is over there. 42 00:02:36,201 --> 00:02:40,924 Jumping King Neptune! 43 00:02:40,925 --> 00:02:42,269 Sold— give me my money. 44 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:44,269 First, sign this contract. 45 00:02:44,270 --> 00:02:47,441 You relinquish the Krusty Krab and all ownership thereof 46 00:02:47,442 --> 00:02:49,924 along with its employees, merchandise, logos 47 00:02:49,925 --> 00:02:51,372 and cash registers. 48 00:02:51,373 --> 00:02:52,613 I still get the money?Yes. 49 00:02:52,614 --> 00:02:53,786 That'll be fine then. 50 00:02:53,787 --> 00:02:55,234 Here you go. 51 00:02:55,235 --> 00:02:56,200 Now, give me, give me! 52 00:02:56,201 --> 00:02:58,269 Whoo-ha! 53 00:02:58,270 --> 00:03:03,373 See you 'round! 54 00:03:05,304 --> 00:03:07,337 What's happening? 55 00:03:07,338 --> 00:03:09,269 Mr. Krabs! 56 00:03:09,270 --> 00:03:12,751 Mr. Krabs, they're putting up pennants in the Krusty Krab. 57 00:03:12,752 --> 00:03:13,855 What's going on? 58 00:03:13,856 --> 00:03:15,475 I'm retiring! 59 00:03:15,476 --> 00:03:16,889 Retiring? 60 00:03:16,890 --> 00:03:19,200 I'm free to do whatever I want. 61 00:03:19,201 --> 00:03:22,544 I can learn how to ride that bicycle I got 30 years ago. 62 00:03:22,545 --> 00:03:25,648 Or go to the new hook museum downtown. 63 00:03:25,649 --> 00:03:28,200 Or ever paint bowls of fruit. 64 00:03:28,201 --> 00:03:29,855 Aren't you happy for me? 65 00:03:29,856 --> 00:03:31,510 I sure am. 66 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:32,717 So long, boys! 67 00:03:32,718 --> 00:03:37,165 Have fun, Mr. Krabs. 68 00:03:37,166 --> 00:03:38,579 Heaven knows I won't. 69 00:03:38,580 --> 00:03:40,062 Hi, gentlemen. 70 00:03:40,063 --> 00:03:41,682 I'm Carl, your new manager. 71 00:03:41,683 --> 00:03:43,510 New manager? 72 00:03:43,511 --> 00:03:45,820 I think you'll find working at the Krabby O'Mondays 73 00:03:45,821 --> 00:03:48,924 to be both a learning experience and an enjoyable one. 74 00:03:48,925 --> 00:03:50,751 Krabby O'Mondays? 75 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:52,855 You won't need these anymore. 76 00:03:52,856 --> 00:03:54,372 Now, here are your new uniforms 77 00:03:54,373 --> 00:03:56,131 and here are the... 78 00:03:56,132 --> 00:03:58,579 employee manuals. 79 00:03:58,580 --> 00:04:03,718 See you first thing tomorrow. 80 00:04:08,407 --> 00:04:12,786 The sweet smell of a brand new day! 81 00:04:12,787 --> 00:04:15,269 First stop, the new hook museum. 82 00:04:15,270 --> 00:04:16,579 Then maybe I'll... 83 00:04:16,580 --> 00:04:18,544 Hey... the Krabby O'Mondays? 84 00:04:18,545 --> 00:04:20,820 Not the name I would've chosen. 85 00:04:20,821 --> 00:04:25,269 But that's all behind me now. 86 00:04:25,270 --> 00:04:29,303 The three-pronged J hook was first sighted in local water 87 00:04:29,304 --> 00:04:34,442 more than one hundred years ago. 88 00:04:39,614 --> 00:04:41,510 Wait a minute... 89 00:04:41,511 --> 00:04:46,649 I hate golf! 90 00:04:48,097 --> 00:04:51,579 Well, I've done everything I wanted to do 91 00:04:51,580 --> 00:04:54,441 and it's not even noon. 92 00:04:54,442 --> 00:04:56,269 Did you see the shoes she had on? 93 00:04:56,270 --> 00:04:58,924 So last-year! 94 00:04:58,925 --> 00:05:00,165 Hold on, Gina. 95 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:01,269 Yeah, Dad? 96 00:05:01,270 --> 00:05:02,269 How's it going? 97 00:05:02,270 --> 00:05:03,406 Fine. 98 00:05:03,407 --> 00:05:04,682 What're you up to? 99 00:05:04,683 --> 00:05:05,751 I'm talking on the phone! 100 00:05:05,752 --> 00:05:06,751 Oh, really? 101 00:05:06,752 --> 00:05:08,993 Really. 102 00:05:08,994 --> 00:05:10,303 Dad, isn't there something 103 00:05:10,304 --> 00:05:11,889 you need to do? 104 00:05:11,890 --> 00:05:13,579 Well, actually I was hoping 105 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:14,544 you and I could do something together. 106 00:05:14,545 --> 00:05:15,682 Get out! 107 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:17,475 That's it, Dad. 108 00:05:17,476 --> 00:05:19,372 Get a job, get a hobby, or get some friends, 109 00:05:19,373 --> 00:05:23,200 because I can't take it anymore! 110 00:05:23,201 --> 00:05:25,958 Get some friends, she says. 111 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:27,544 Find a hobby, she says. 112 00:05:27,545 --> 00:05:31,234 Get a job, she says. 113 00:05:31,235 --> 00:05:36,338 "Help Wanted." 114 00:05:40,476 --> 00:05:42,682 Ahoy there, mateys. 115 00:05:42,683 --> 00:05:44,579 Welcome to the Krabby O'Mondays... 116 00:05:44,580 --> 00:05:45,924 It's my birthday. 117 00:05:45,925 --> 00:05:47,682 Can I start you off with... 118 00:05:47,683 --> 00:05:49,717 Will you sing the Krabby Monday's birthday song 119 00:05:49,718 --> 00:05:51,820 to my special little man? 120 00:05:51,821 --> 00:05:54,200 Happy, happy birthday... 121 00:05:54,201 --> 00:05:55,579 Happy, happy... 122 00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:57,406 Uh, Squidward? 123 00:05:57,407 --> 00:05:59,165 Can I talk to you for a second? 124 00:05:59,166 --> 00:06:02,441 What's our motto here at Krabby O'Mondays? 125 00:06:02,442 --> 00:06:04,855 "Sincere service with a smile." 126 00:06:04,856 --> 00:06:06,475 Well, yes... 127 00:06:06,476 --> 00:06:08,544 but with the Krabby O'Mondays spirit. 128 00:06:08,545 --> 00:06:10,441 Now, Squidward, you wouldn't want 129 00:06:10,442 --> 00:06:15,131 to have to talk to Human Resources... 130 00:06:15,132 --> 00:06:16,544 would you? 131 00:06:16,545 --> 00:06:19,096 So, what's our motto again? 132 00:06:19,097 --> 00:06:24,235 Uh... uh... sincere service... with a smile. 133 00:06:26,649 --> 00:06:30,648 Now you're getting it. 134 00:06:30,649 --> 00:06:33,475 Morning, SpongeBob! 135 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:36,613 Mr. Krabs! 136 00:06:36,614 --> 00:06:38,372 What are you doing here? 137 00:06:38,373 --> 00:06:40,579 Retirement ain't all it's cracked up to be, 138 00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:43,406 so I'm the new busboy. 139 00:06:43,407 --> 00:06:45,579 Uh, okay, son, 140 00:06:45,580 --> 00:06:47,544 you're starting to creep me out. 141 00:06:47,545 --> 00:06:49,337 I knew you'd come back, Mr. Krabs, 142 00:06:49,338 --> 00:06:51,751 I just knew you would! 143 00:06:51,752 --> 00:06:53,269 Okay, boy, back to work. 144 00:06:53,270 --> 00:06:54,717 Aye-aye, sir. 145 00:06:54,718 --> 00:06:55,889 I'm not your boss anymore. 146 00:06:55,890 --> 00:06:57,062 Just call me Eugene. 147 00:06:57,063 --> 00:07:00,269 Aye-aye... Eugene. 148 00:07:00,270 --> 00:07:01,717 Ahoy, Squidward! 149 00:07:01,718 --> 00:07:03,475 Ahoy, Eugene! 150 00:07:03,476 --> 00:07:06,234 Would you mind clearing this table for me? 151 00:07:06,235 --> 00:07:07,855 Sure, Squidward. 152 00:07:07,856 --> 00:07:09,441 You know, I've never seen you so happy. 153 00:07:09,442 --> 00:07:12,372 They're watching us. 154 00:07:12,373 --> 00:07:17,027 That guy's a real pain in the hindquarters, hey, Squiddy? 155 00:07:17,028 --> 00:07:19,132 Uh, Eugene, I think you need to look 156 00:07:19,132 --> 00:07:22,682 at page 20 of our employee handbook again. 157 00:07:22,683 --> 00:07:24,648 Oh, I don't need Carl's silly rules. 158 00:07:24,649 --> 00:07:27,820 I really think you should look. 159 00:07:27,821 --> 00:07:29,165 What's this? 160 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:31,337 "Help me." 161 00:07:31,338 --> 00:07:33,682 Hey, fellas, what's going on over here? 162 00:07:33,683 --> 00:07:35,131 Oh, hey, Carl. 163 00:07:35,132 --> 00:07:37,269 I was just reminding Eugene 164 00:07:37,270 --> 00:07:39,337 of article 24, section three 165 00:07:39,338 --> 00:07:41,682 of the employee handbook. 166 00:07:41,683 --> 00:07:44,131 "Cut the chatter and pick up a platter." 167 00:07:44,132 --> 00:07:45,820 Good job, Squidward. 168 00:07:45,821 --> 00:07:47,924 What have you done with the real Squidward? 169 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:51,337 The less you know, Eugene, the better. 170 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:53,441 What's going on around here? 171 00:07:53,442 --> 00:07:58,580 Where's SpongeBob? 172 00:08:06,856 --> 00:08:08,786 Where's the love? 173 00:08:08,787 --> 00:08:10,372 SpongeBob! 174 00:08:10,373 --> 00:08:12,269 What happened to the Krabby Patties? 175 00:08:12,270 --> 00:08:13,855 I tried to tell them, 176 00:08:13,856 --> 00:08:15,786 but they wouldn't listen to me! 177 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:19,200 This is obscene! 178 00:08:19,201 --> 00:08:20,406 Carl! 179 00:08:20,407 --> 00:08:22,475 I need to have a word... 180 00:08:22,476 --> 00:08:25,269 Your change is $1.75. 181 00:08:25,270 --> 00:08:27,544 Automated cash register? 182 00:08:27,545 --> 00:08:30,820 No! 183 00:08:30,821 --> 00:08:33,855 Hey, Carl, what have you done with me restaurant? 184 00:08:33,856 --> 00:08:36,579 Processed Krabby Patties, computerized registers... 185 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:37,993 Look around you. 186 00:08:37,994 --> 00:08:39,993 Our customers are quite content 187 00:08:39,994 --> 00:08:44,269 with the contrived and the mediocre. 188 00:08:44,270 --> 00:08:46,475 That's because they don't know 189 00:08:46,476 --> 00:08:50,648 what they're eating. 190 00:08:50,649 --> 00:08:52,648 Excuse me, ma'am, do you know 191 00:08:52,649 --> 00:08:54,889 what's in that Krabby Patty you're eating? 192 00:08:54,890 --> 00:08:58,510 No. 193 00:08:58,511 --> 00:09:00,165 See that? 194 00:09:00,166 --> 00:09:01,717 Without all your smoke and mirrors, 195 00:09:01,718 --> 00:09:02,820 no one would stomach this garbage. 196 00:09:02,821 --> 00:09:03,820 What'd he say? 197 00:09:03,821 --> 00:09:08,959 Garbage? 198 00:09:11,304 --> 00:09:15,062 Eugene, you're in violation of your contract. 199 00:09:15,063 --> 00:09:16,544 Rules! 200 00:09:16,545 --> 00:09:18,269 Here's a rule for you: 201 00:09:18,270 --> 00:09:22,234 people can't eat stained-glass barstools! 202 00:09:22,235 --> 00:09:24,820 I'll show you automated. 203 00:09:24,821 --> 00:09:29,959 Mr. Blandy, code red— free thinker! 204 00:09:32,304 --> 00:09:34,096 Mr. Krabs, is there a problem here? 205 00:09:34,097 --> 00:09:35,924 You better believe it! 206 00:09:35,925 --> 00:09:38,269 I used to kiss the ground you walked on, Blandy, 207 00:09:38,270 --> 00:09:40,131 but after seeing this, 208 00:09:40,132 --> 00:09:43,441 I wouldn't even spit in your direction. 209 00:09:43,442 --> 00:09:46,096 Krabby Patties are supposed to be made by hand— 210 00:09:46,097 --> 00:09:49,062 one at a time— 211 00:09:49,063 --> 00:09:54,201 not on a conveyer belt! 212 00:09:55,787 --> 00:10:00,925 Oh, my... 213 00:10:09,097 --> 00:10:14,235 Does this mean I won't get that raise, sir? 214 00:10:14,821 --> 00:10:16,303 It's ruined! 215 00:10:16,304 --> 00:10:17,958 We'll have to sell it. 216 00:10:17,959 --> 00:10:19,751 We'll be lucky if we get a fraction 217 00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:21,751 of what we paid for it. 218 00:10:21,752 --> 00:10:24,544 I'll buy it for full price. 219 00:10:24,545 --> 00:10:26,234 Sold. 220 00:10:26,235 --> 00:10:27,579 We won't need your contract anymore. 221 00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:29,613 Nice doing business with you. 222 00:10:29,614 --> 00:10:31,406 Pleasure's all mine. 223 00:10:31,407 --> 00:10:34,820 Now get out of me restaurant. 224 00:10:34,821 --> 00:10:36,406 Well, we did it, boys. 225 00:10:36,407 --> 00:10:38,682 The Krusty Krab is ours again. 226 00:10:38,683 --> 00:10:40,855 You know, in that fit of maniacal rage 227 00:10:40,856 --> 00:10:43,027 I may have destroyed the restaurant, 228 00:10:43,028 --> 00:10:46,372 scared away all our customers and forced us into bankruptcy— 229 00:10:46,373 --> 00:10:48,855 because I returned nearly every penny 230 00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:51,510 I sold this stink-heap for— 231 00:10:51,511 --> 00:10:54,751 but I got back the love of me dear friends. 232 00:10:54,752 --> 00:10:56,062 Really, Mr. Krabs? 233 00:10:56,063 --> 00:10:57,820 No, not really. 234 00:10:57,821 --> 00:11:02,959 Get back to work! 235 00:11:19,856 --> 00:11:22,062 Oh, Squidward! 236 00:11:22,063 --> 00:11:24,510 What do you want, SpongeBob? 237 00:11:24,511 --> 00:11:26,200 Time for work, Squidward. 238 00:11:26,201 --> 00:11:27,786 Another day, another dollar. 239 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:32,925 More like another nickel. 240 00:11:33,614 --> 00:11:38,752 Good one, Squidward! 241 00:11:39,235 --> 00:11:42,269 Another day, another nickel. 242 00:11:42,270 --> 00:11:43,820 It's not that funny. 243 00:11:43,821 --> 00:11:48,959 That's funny because it's true. 244 00:11:49,235 --> 00:11:52,924 Carpool's over. 245 00:11:52,925 --> 00:11:57,131 Nickel. 246 00:11:57,132 --> 00:12:00,682 Here's your food. 247 00:12:00,683 --> 00:12:03,234 It's not that funny! 248 00:12:03,235 --> 00:12:08,338 Please make it stop! 249 00:12:28,270 --> 00:12:33,407 Okay, Squidward, see you tomorrow. 250 00:12:38,270 --> 00:12:43,165 And always check for spare change. 251 00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:46,717 Another day, another... nickel! 252 00:12:46,718 --> 00:12:48,303 Two Krabby Patties. 253 00:12:48,304 --> 00:12:49,855 Thanks, kid. 254 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:54,994 Another day, another nickel. 255 00:12:57,649 --> 00:13:02,787 Cease your laughing, tormentor! 256 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:14,062 This could be my chance. 257 00:13:14,063 --> 00:13:17,406 SpongeBob, you don't look well. 258 00:13:17,407 --> 00:13:18,441 I don't? 259 00:13:18,442 --> 00:13:19,613 No. 260 00:13:19,614 --> 00:13:20,544 You should sit down. 261 00:13:20,545 --> 00:13:22,027 Shh... 262 00:13:22,028 --> 00:13:23,441 You're burning up, SpongeBob. 263 00:13:23,442 --> 00:13:24,613 I am? 264 00:13:24,614 --> 00:13:26,131 Tell me, SpongeBob, 265 00:13:26,132 --> 00:13:27,613 have your sides been hurting? 266 00:13:27,614 --> 00:13:29,269 Yeah, a little. 267 00:13:29,270 --> 00:13:33,510 And your temperature is 175 degrees! 268 00:13:33,511 --> 00:13:34,786 Is that bad? 269 00:13:34,787 --> 00:13:36,544 Oh, no, no, no, no, no... 270 00:13:36,545 --> 00:13:40,717 unless you've been doing a lot of... laughing. 271 00:13:40,718 --> 00:13:44,165 I have been laughing a lot lately. 272 00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:45,406 SpongeBob, 273 00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:47,062 you've got to be careful. 274 00:13:47,063 --> 00:13:48,820 You're going to burn out your laughbox. 275 00:13:48,821 --> 00:13:50,682 My laughbox? 276 00:13:50,683 --> 00:13:52,303 Yes, it's the part of your body 277 00:13:52,304 --> 00:13:54,131 that enables laughter. 278 00:13:54,132 --> 00:13:57,200 If you use it too long without giving it a break 279 00:13:57,201 --> 00:14:01,855 it burns out and you can never laugh again. 280 00:14:01,856 --> 00:14:03,579 Is that what happened to you, Squidward? 281 00:14:03,580 --> 00:14:05,234 Yes... What? No! 282 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:07,441 Listen, SpongeBob, this is serious! 283 00:14:07,442 --> 00:14:09,337 If you burn out your laughbox, 284 00:14:09,338 --> 00:14:11,717 you'll live your whole life 285 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:14,234 without ever laughing again. 286 00:14:14,235 --> 00:14:16,579 Hey, Patrick, you want to hear a joke? 287 00:14:16,580 --> 00:14:18,096 Sure, Sandy. 288 00:14:18,097 --> 00:14:21,131 Sure, I'd love a good laugh. 289 00:14:21,132 --> 00:14:23,924 What has four wheels and flies? 290 00:14:23,925 --> 00:14:29,063 A garbage truck! 291 00:14:36,270 --> 00:14:38,820 I don't want to burn out my laughbox, Squidward. 292 00:14:38,821 --> 00:14:42,786 Well, the most important thing is to stop laughing. 293 00:14:42,787 --> 00:14:45,337 Any laugh at all could be dangerous. 294 00:14:45,338 --> 00:14:47,579 How long do I have to avoid laughing? 295 00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:49,889 Gosh, SpongeBob, I'd say 296 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,682 at least the rest of the day, 297 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:54,682 but you better go 24 hours just to be safe. 298 00:14:54,683 --> 00:14:56,579 Thank you so much, Squidward. 299 00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:59,165 I don't know what I'd do without you! 300 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,406 A day without laughter is a small price to pay 301 00:15:01,407 --> 00:15:03,372 to save my laughbox from destruction. 302 00:15:03,373 --> 00:15:04,648 I must remain vigilant. 303 00:15:04,649 --> 00:15:06,027 Nothing funny over there. 304 00:15:06,028 --> 00:15:07,510 Nothing funny over here. 305 00:15:07,511 --> 00:15:08,855 Hey, SpongeBob! 306 00:15:08,856 --> 00:15:10,613 How's it going? 307 00:15:10,614 --> 00:15:12,786 Patrick— banana peel— don't! 308 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,958 What did you say... 309 00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:16,131 Oh, no... 310 00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,027 Hey, what the... 311 00:15:18,028 --> 00:15:19,855 Wait a minute, Patrick! 312 00:15:19,856 --> 00:15:21,062 Please stop! 313 00:15:21,063 --> 00:15:22,579 Right foot first... 314 00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:23,648 Wait, Patrick, I can't laugh. 315 00:15:23,649 --> 00:15:24,889 You can't? 316 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:29,372 Oh, I know what to do. 317 00:15:29,373 --> 00:15:34,511 That usually knocks him out. 318 00:15:36,407 --> 00:15:38,441 Get a grip on yourself, SpongeBob. 319 00:15:38,442 --> 00:15:43,580 You're in control. 320 00:15:43,925 --> 00:15:48,372 Just back away from the whoopie cushion, SpongeBob. 321 00:15:48,373 --> 00:15:49,441 They're everywhere! 322 00:15:49,442 --> 00:15:52,579 Everywhere! 323 00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:57,718 Look out for that pie truck! 324 00:16:04,959 --> 00:16:10,097 I've got to get out of here! 325 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,406 There's nothing funny up here. 326 00:16:16,407 --> 00:16:21,545 But just to be safe... 327 00:16:25,028 --> 00:16:30,166 Ah, I made it 24 hours without laughing. 328 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:32,820 That's odd. 329 00:16:32,821 --> 00:16:36,372 I've lost my laugh. 330 00:16:36,373 --> 00:16:40,855 I've lost my laugh! 331 00:16:40,856 --> 00:16:42,096 Hi, SpongeBob. 332 00:16:42,097 --> 00:16:43,751 It's terrible, Patrick— 333 00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,234 I can't laugh anymore. 334 00:16:45,235 --> 00:16:46,820 What happened? 335 00:16:46,821 --> 00:16:48,269 I went a whole day without laughing 336 00:16:48,270 --> 00:16:49,786 and now my laugh is gone. 337 00:16:49,787 --> 00:16:51,786 Let me take a look. 338 00:16:51,787 --> 00:16:53,924 Hmm... it's dark in here. 339 00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:59,063 I'd better light a match. 340 00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:10,027 Come in. 341 00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:11,200 Mr. Krabs? 342 00:17:11,201 --> 00:17:12,337 What's wrong, boy? 343 00:17:12,338 --> 00:17:15,062 I lost my laugh. 344 00:17:15,063 --> 00:17:17,234 You've come to the right place, son. 345 00:17:17,235 --> 00:17:22,338 You know, there's one thing that always makes me laugh. 346 00:17:24,821 --> 00:17:26,682 Don't it just tickle you, boy? 347 00:17:26,683 --> 00:17:28,269 Not really. 348 00:17:28,270 --> 00:17:30,269 This calls for drastic measures. 349 00:17:30,270 --> 00:17:31,648 I don't usually do this, 350 00:17:31,649 --> 00:17:33,062 but you seem desperate. 351 00:17:33,063 --> 00:17:37,510 Touch it. 352 00:17:37,511 --> 00:17:39,131 Nothing. 353 00:17:39,132 --> 00:17:40,924 Oh, this is worse than I thought. 354 00:17:40,925 --> 00:17:43,096 After all, money is the ultimate source of joy. 355 00:17:43,097 --> 00:17:45,062 Maybe I should ask Sandy. 356 00:17:45,063 --> 00:17:47,337 She's a scientist. 357 00:17:47,338 --> 00:17:50,958 Oh, it's easy if you approach it scientifically, SpongeBob. 358 00:17:50,959 --> 00:17:52,958 Now, what is laughter? 359 00:17:52,959 --> 00:17:56,234 The thing that used to give my life meaning and purpose 360 00:17:56,235 --> 00:17:59,406 but now mocks me with its cruel indifference. 361 00:17:59,407 --> 00:18:01,234 Scientifically, it's caused by 362 00:18:01,235 --> 00:18:03,613 your epiglottis constricting your larynx, 363 00:18:03,614 --> 00:18:05,889 causing irregular air intake and respiratory upset. 364 00:18:05,890 --> 00:18:07,510 Sounds painful. 365 00:18:07,511 --> 00:18:09,924 Science makes everything sound painful. 366 00:18:09,925 --> 00:18:12,544 Now, here's some humor-theory textbooks, 367 00:18:12,545 --> 00:18:15,062 laugh mechanics and the quantum giggle theory. 368 00:18:15,063 --> 00:18:18,751 Thank you, Sandy. 369 00:18:18,752 --> 00:18:20,889 Sure is peaceful around here 370 00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:23,372 since SquarePants became a sad sack. 371 00:18:23,373 --> 00:18:27,269 I've read all the books, and still nothing. 372 00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:32,407 I guess I'll never laugh again. 373 00:18:37,925 --> 00:18:41,303 I really hate to see the little guy so sad, 374 00:18:41,304 --> 00:18:46,442 but not as much as I hate to see him happy. 375 00:18:54,063 --> 00:18:58,544 I think I found the one thing I hate more than his laugh. 376 00:18:58,545 --> 00:19:03,683 I'm sure he'll cry himself out soon. 377 00:19:09,511 --> 00:19:14,649 What have I done? 378 00:19:17,683 --> 00:19:19,269 Oh, that's it. 379 00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:24,407 This charade has to end! 380 00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:34,441 Hi, Squidward. 381 00:19:34,442 --> 00:19:37,648 SpongeBob, this infernal crying has to stop! 382 00:19:37,649 --> 00:19:42,787 But Squidward, I... I broke my laughbox! 383 00:19:44,132 --> 00:19:47,648 SpongeBob, there's no such thing as a laughbox! 384 00:19:47,649 --> 00:19:49,579 I made the whole thing up 385 00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:53,096 to get some peace from your insipid laughter! 386 00:19:53,097 --> 00:19:55,441 You mean my laughbox isn't broken? 387 00:19:55,442 --> 00:19:57,165 And it was a cruel lie 388 00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:58,993 that sent me into spiraling depression? 389 00:19:58,994 --> 00:20:01,820 Uh... yeah, well, it sounds pretty harsh 390 00:20:01,821 --> 00:20:04,200 when you put it that way, but... yeah. 391 00:20:04,201 --> 00:20:06,820 I could laugh the whole time? 392 00:20:06,821 --> 00:20:11,959 Yeah. 393 00:20:14,235 --> 00:20:18,027 You really fell for it! 394 00:20:18,028 --> 00:20:23,166 I guess I did. 395 00:20:23,235 --> 00:20:24,889 You even fell for the old 396 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:29,855 thermometer-in- the-boiling-oil routine! 397 00:20:29,856 --> 00:20:31,889 It's not really that funny, Squidward. 398 00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:34,303 It's hilarious! 399 00:20:34,304 --> 00:20:39,442 See you later, Squidward. 400 00:20:39,683 --> 00:20:42,717 Break your laughbox! 401 00:20:42,718 --> 00:20:44,924 What a schlemiel! 402 00:20:44,925 --> 00:20:50,063 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 403 00:20:59,028 --> 00:21:00,889 Look, he's waking up. 404 00:21:00,890 --> 00:21:02,958 Oh... where am I? 405 00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:04,475 You're in the hospital, silly. 406 00:21:04,476 --> 00:21:06,234 You broke your laughbox. 407 00:21:06,235 --> 00:21:08,234 The doctor said it was the most tiny, dried out, 408 00:21:08,235 --> 00:21:10,510 underused laughbox he'd ever laid eyes on. 409 00:21:10,511 --> 00:21:11,855 So they cut it out. 410 00:21:11,856 --> 00:21:13,165 Cut it out? 411 00:21:13,166 --> 00:21:14,613 Yeah! Want to see it? 412 00:21:14,614 --> 00:21:16,131 It's fun to shake it up 413 00:21:16,132 --> 00:21:17,613 and watch it bounce around. 414 00:21:17,614 --> 00:21:18,958 Oh, give me! 415 00:21:18,959 --> 00:21:22,027 Oh, I can never laugh again? 416 00:21:22,028 --> 00:21:24,924 Nonsense— your laugh should be stronger than ever. 417 00:21:24,925 --> 00:21:27,406 But you cut out my laughbox. 418 00:21:27,407 --> 00:21:30,579 Yes, but one of your friends has generously allowed us 419 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:33,544 to transplant part of theirs to you. 420 00:21:33,545 --> 00:21:34,786 Nope. 421 00:21:34,787 --> 00:21:36,337 They wouldn't pay me. 422 00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:39,958 You're getting warmer. 423 00:21:39,959 --> 00:21:43,062 SpongeBob? 424 00:21:43,063 --> 00:21:48,201 Hey, you laugh just like me! 425 00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:03,856 Oh, there he goes, off to share his laughter with the world.