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DENI AUROR@
https://aurorarental.blogspot.com/

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Are you ready, kids?

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Aye, aye, Captain.

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I can't hear you.

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Aye, aye, Captain!

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Ready?

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Hurry, Patrick.

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It's almost time for the joust.

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Right behind you, SpongeBob.

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Welcome to Medieval Moments.

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You're just 20 wizard's paces away

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from swords, sorcery and bad hygiene.

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Right this way, please.

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Excuse me, my good man.

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I believe thou meant to say, "Righteth this wayeth."

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Someday... but not today.

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How's that mutton, Patrick?

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Me thinks it's mutton-tastic.

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Morrie!

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You're supposed to announce the jousting tournament.

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Good evening, uh, fair patrons of Medieval Moments.

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By royal decree, we ask that two audience members

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come forth and participate in the, uh, the royal jousting.

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Over here! Ooh! Oh! Over here!

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Pick up, pick us! Hey! Pick us! Hey!

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Over here! Hey...

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All right. Pick us!

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It appears that the pink starfish

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and the yellow sponge

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are our lucky contestants tonight.

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Hooray.

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Isn't this exciting, Patrick?

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To think, we'll be watching the joust this close up.

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You won't be watching the joust.

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You're in the joust.

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Pat, do you know how to ride a sea horse?

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Nuh-uh.

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Mr. Sea Horse, sir,

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you're gentle on beginners, aren't you?

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SpongeBob, help!

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Take his head off!

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I don't suppose now would be a good time

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to ask for a bathroom break!

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Patrick!

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I'm glad that's over.

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Look! Some employees from the restaurant

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came to help us.

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Arrest these traitors for committing the act

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of witchcraft by falling from the sky.

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Whoa. They really go that extra mile for authenticity.

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Salutations, fellow knights.

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Silence, heathen!

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I get the point.

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Nighty-night, ladies.

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You'll have many more in here.

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Gee, Pat, these props sure are convincing.

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Oh, blast this confounded instrument.

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If I never learn to play with ease,

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may mine own great, great, great, great, great, great,

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great grandson be cursed tenfold.

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Squidward, what are you doing here?

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Does thou talketh to me?

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Good one, Squidward.

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"Does thou talketh to me?"

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Scoff not, young squire.

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Thou has mistaken me for another.

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I am Squidly, the king's royal fool.

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Or at least I was until I royally messed up.

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Wow, what did you do?

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I'll show you.

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What does a guy have to do to get some mutton around here?

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I'm starving!

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Don't hold thy breath.

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We'll be lucky if we get fed again by the 12th century.

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They sure take their role-playing seriously

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around here.

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What's that?

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Not the bowling alley.

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Knights, jesters,

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dragons, medieval bowling alleys,

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12th century!

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Don't you see, Patrick?

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We really are in medieval times.

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Oh, no. I think I left the water running at home.

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The king wants a word with you two.

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Yay!

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Wait. We don't leave without Squidly.

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Why should I take him?

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Because, um...

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Squidly has thought of some brilliant songs for the king

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and he just has to hear them.

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Isn't that right, Squidly?

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Absolutely.

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Squidly, uh, maybe you should wait for the king to hear that.

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Suit thine self.

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Thou does not knowest what thou art missing.

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Oh, woe is me.

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Woe is me. Woe is me.

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What to do. What to do.

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Father, what art thou going on about now?

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Oh, just the same old thing, dear daughter.

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It's that wretched wizard, Planktonimor.

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His insidious dragons destroyed half me kingdom.

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Soon there will be no citizens to tax.

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Not one of me best knights has been able to defeat him.

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Father, remember your blood pressure.

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You wouldn't want another leech treatment, would you?

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Your Highness.

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The Dungeon Master has brought the prisoners you asked for.

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Well, don't just stand there, send them in.

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Sure thing, Your Highness...

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Hey, Mr. Krabs.

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How dare you bark at me in that tone, knave?

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I am the feared ruler of this kingdom

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and will be addressed as such.

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Sorry.

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And why have you brought

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this fool back into me throne room?

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If your majesty may be so kind,

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I think I have a song that will answer all your questions.

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All right, all right.

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But this is your last chance, fool.

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Oh, thank you, Sire, thank you.

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You won't be disappointed.

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Guards!

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Send these slanderers to the guillotine.

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Wait, you don't understand.

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We're not from here.

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That's because you're witches

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who were sent by Planktonimor to destroy me.

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No! We're time travelers.

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Help me out here, Patrick.

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I'm not sure there's anything I can add at this point.

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Okay, I'm through playing around.

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Guards...

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No, wait!

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No, please. Father, you must spare them.

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Has thou forgotten of the prophecy?

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What prophecy?

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The one right above your head.

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How long has that been there?

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The story tells

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of two brave knights who fall from the sky

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and are sent by the king to rid the lamenting town

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of the evil dragon controlled by the one-eyed wizard.

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Father, don't you get it? It's them.

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These strangers have come to rescue us.

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Like in the prophecy.

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How dare you defile my house, demon?

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Princess Pearl!

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I'm coming, Pearl.

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Prepare to meet thy maker,

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foul beast!

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Well, I-I guess this is it, Patrick.

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I guess so.

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I'm going to miss you, SpongeBob.

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I'll miss you, too, buddy.

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Oh, Daddy, help!

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Pearl!

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Can no one stop this madness?

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You... you two...

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My apologies,

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most noble...

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and valued...

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warriors...

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I guess this is what you call the royal treatment.

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May Neptune grant you safety

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on your perilous journey to the evil wizard's castle

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from which no one has escaped alive.

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We're going on a perilous journey?

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But of course. You're the chosen ones.

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Huh? What's this?

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A lost piece of the prophecy?

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Let me guess— more praise for our heroic stature?

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Actually, it says I was supposed to kick you out of here.

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Say no more, Your Majesty.

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Us manly knights are so manly,

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we kick ourselves out of places.

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Come on, Patrick.

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Look out, trouble.

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Well, so much for their company.

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Eh... on second thought, you better go with them.

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They could use the entertainment.

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Have it your way.

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Good luck, strange ones.

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I know we're a prophecy and all,

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but I don't think we can stop the dragon

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with our bare hands.

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Yeah. We need some gloves.

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Perhaps yonder blacksmith

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could provide some arms for your battle.

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At last! An honest man of the soil.

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Observe as I effortlessly commingle

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with this brutish native.

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Greetings, Iron Man!

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I am Sir SpongeBob, of Bikini...

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Bottom.

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I told you people before.

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I'll have the rent when I have it!

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We just wanted to buy some armor.

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Oh, why didn't you just say that?

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I've got just the thing for you.

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This is awesome.

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Hey, SpongeBob, get out here!

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Whoa, SpongeBob,

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you look incredible.

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And now, for the piece de resistance.

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Your sword, brave knight.

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Hand-forged from anodized dragon's skin.

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It is truly a weapon worthy of a knight of your stature.

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A little heavy, isn't it?

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That's going to need some stitches.

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Let me see what else I got.

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Unfortunately, all I have in the way of light weaponry

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is this jellyfish net.

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That's perfect!

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Whah!

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We doth have a long journey ahead of us.

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It's a good thing I packed us a lunch

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of delicious krabby patties.

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Ooh.

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Thisbe the legendary prophecy?

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Oh, that be-eth rich.

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T'would almost insult me, were it not so funny.

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Planktonimor, thou art cocky

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and overly-confident with thyself.

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Trusteth in me, Karen.

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I doth knowest what I am doing.

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Come hither, boy.

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Deliver my demands unto his majesty, King Krabs.

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Halt! Who goes there?

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Doth mine eyes betray me?

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'Tis the nefarious Dark Knight.

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Dark Knight?

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I asketh once more, before I rip thee limb from limb.

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Reveal thyself.

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I am SpongeBob, and this is Patrick.

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We've been spent to rescue Princess Pearl

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from Planktonimor.

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If thou wisheth to get across,

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thou willst have to get through me!

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Medieval Sandy.

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with a little karate.

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Whah! Whah!

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By the hammer of Odin,

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this be a new fighting style

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mine eyes have not yet seen.

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I am bad! Oh, yeah!

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Whoo!

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Doth thou tryeth to insult me?

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Thou whilst drink from the fountain of shame!

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Do you hear that, Patrick?

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I told you she zings like a squir... Whoa!

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Good one, medieval Sandy.

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But can you handle my feet of fury?

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Wouldst thou like a little rubdown?

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You have bested me, yellow knight.

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Strike quick and true,

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noble sponge.

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I don't understand a word you just said.

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Uh, medieval Sandy?

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You don't look so good.

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Sandy?

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Sandy...

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Huh? What?

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Patrick, it's working.

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Do it again.

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Thou hast spared me, kind and noble sponge,

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and to thee, I owe a debt of gratitude,

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for I will follow you in your quest to defeat Planktonimor

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and learn a trifle of that karate.

272
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Yeah! Karate!

273
00:17:31,913 --> 00:17:34,396
Whah! Cha-cha!

274
00:17:34,568 --> 00:17:35,775
Ow-eth.

275
00:17:38,603 --> 00:17:39,982
Your majesty, your majesty!

276
00:17:40,154 --> 00:17:42,568
A scroll hath arrived for thee.

277
00:17:42,741 --> 00:17:46,361
"Thou must hand over thy village... and they throne?

278
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Or thy daughter shall be dipped in a cauldron of lava?"

279
00:17:50,396 --> 00:17:51,775
Pearl!

280
00:17:55,603 --> 00:17:58,430
That be the shriek of the fair princess.

281
00:18:07,603 --> 00:18:09,051
Then time be of the essence.

282
00:18:09,223 --> 00:18:10,741
Doth we all remember thy plan?

283
00:18:12,603 --> 00:18:14,327
No. Uh... I mean yes!

284
00:18:14,534 --> 00:18:16,292
Yes!

285
00:18:16,465 --> 00:18:17,568
That's what I said.

286
00:18:17,775 --> 00:18:19,878
Yes.

287
00:18:20,051 --> 00:18:23,568
Then let us forge on.

288
00:18:24,947 --> 00:18:26,120
Make way, heathens.

289
00:18:26,292 --> 00:18:27,327
Dark Knight coming through.

290
00:18:28,878 --> 00:18:30,810
State thy business, Dark Knight.

291
00:18:30,982 --> 00:18:32,741
These village idiots are conspirators

292
00:18:32,913 --> 00:18:34,672
against Master Planktonimor

293
00:18:34,844 --> 00:18:37,327
and I needeth to know which form of torture

294
00:18:37,499 --> 00:18:40,465
thy master wishes upon these wretched fools.

295
00:18:40,534 --> 00:18:42,947
Do I have their limbs tied to horses

296
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,637
and swiftly yanked apart— rip!

297
00:18:47,396 --> 00:18:49,672
Or pluck each individual eyelash, one by one,

298
00:18:49,844 --> 00:18:54,603
taking away their every single last eyelash wish?

299
00:18:54,775 --> 00:18:58,706
No...!

300
00:18:58,878 --> 00:19:00,775
No, no, no!

301
00:19:00,947 --> 00:19:02,706
Very well, Dark Knight.

302
00:19:02,878 --> 00:19:03,775
Entrance be granted.

303
00:19:03,947 --> 00:19:04,844
No, no, no!

304
00:19:05,016 --> 00:19:06,327
No, no, no!

305
00:19:06,499 --> 00:19:08,603
Halt! Make a wish!

306
00:19:10,810 --> 00:19:13,499
Wow, goodsome thinking, Sir SpongeBob,

307
00:19:13,672 --> 00:19:16,637
posing as a frightened wee babe in ye old diapers

308
00:19:16,810 --> 00:19:18,085
did make it most believable.

309
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,913
Yeah, you think we fooled them?

310
00:19:22,085 --> 00:19:23,741
Princess Pearl.

311
00:19:23,810 --> 00:19:25,465
I must fulfill the prophecy

312
00:19:25,672 --> 00:19:27,603
while you untie Patrick and the royal doofus.

313
00:19:27,672 --> 00:19:29,637
That be royal fool.

314
00:19:29,706 --> 00:19:30,947
Hang on, Pearl.

315
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,775
We're coming to rescue you.

316
00:19:34,189 --> 00:19:36,741
Freedom is at hand.

317
00:19:38,016 --> 00:19:39,741
We're a-coming.

318
00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:42,534
Almost there.

319
00:19:42,706 --> 00:19:44,154
Oh, dear Neptune.

320
00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:49,120
Soon, the king's village will be mine.

321
00:19:49,292 --> 00:19:50,741
Mine!

322
00:19:50,913 --> 00:19:52,085
Mine!

323
00:19:54,775 --> 00:19:56,568
Unhand her... fiend!

324
00:19:56,741 --> 00:19:59,430
The prophecy is nigh.

325
00:20:01,189 --> 00:20:04,706
We're here to rescue you, Pearl.

326
00:20:06,258 --> 00:20:07,741
Could I get a glass of water?

327
00:20:07,913 --> 00:20:10,706
Sparkling or regular?

328
00:20:10,913 --> 00:20:11,775
Psyche-eth!

329
00:20:13,499 --> 00:20:15,016
You truly are the nastiest wizard

330
00:20:15,189 --> 00:20:16,672
in all of Bikini Bottomshire.

331
00:20:16,741 --> 00:20:18,810
Prepare to be vanquished!

332
00:20:18,878 --> 00:20:21,878
Bring it on-eth, knave.

333
00:20:24,878 --> 00:20:26,361
Huh? What the... where?

334
00:20:28,499 --> 00:20:30,672
I didn't see you, you're so tiny.

335
00:20:34,741 --> 00:20:35,982
That tickles.

336
00:20:36,154 --> 00:20:40,051
Tiny powers! Tiny powers!

337
00:20:50,913 --> 00:20:53,741
I be-eth okay.

338
00:20:56,878 --> 00:20:58,982
Wow... Huh?

339
00:20:59,154 --> 00:21:01,603
Yes! Yes!

340
00:21:01,775 --> 00:21:02,947
Sicceth them, boy!

341
00:21:07,637 --> 00:21:11,016
Perhaps a soothing limerick will calm thee.

342
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:24,810
Everyone be-eth a critic.

343
00:21:32,706 --> 00:21:34,085
No, no, no, no!

344
00:21:38,844 --> 00:21:41,361
Dead end for you, simpletons.

345
00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:47,637
Wait a second.

346
00:21:53,947 --> 00:21:56,534
Wow, the boys back home will never believe this.

347
00:21:56,706 --> 00:21:58,568
I'm right here, and I don't believe it.

348
00:22:01,327 --> 00:22:01,741
Whoa!

349
00:22:03,292 --> 00:22:04,775
No! No! No! no!

350
00:22:04,982 --> 00:22:05,947
Well, I guess this is it, Pat.

351
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,637
Yeah.

352
00:22:07,706 --> 00:22:09,534
Hey, can we eat those krabby patties now?

353
00:22:09,706 --> 00:22:10,775
Sure, buddy.

354
00:22:10,982 --> 00:22:12,189
Yay!

355
00:22:12,396 --> 00:22:13,741
Hey!

356
00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:15,223
Patrick, look,

357
00:22:15,396 --> 00:22:17,741
he's eating the krabby patty.

358
00:22:18,878 --> 00:22:22,878
No, no, no!

359
00:22:22,947 --> 00:22:26,396
The horror, the horror!

360
00:22:26,568 --> 00:22:28,430
No, Patrick, it's a good thing.

361
00:22:28,603 --> 00:22:29,603
It is?

362
00:22:29,775 --> 00:22:30,810
Sure it is.

363
00:22:30,878 --> 00:22:32,258
Just listen to him purr.

364
00:22:32,430 --> 00:22:33,913
He loves that krabby patty.

365
00:22:34,085 --> 00:22:37,982
Forsooth, what be-eth going on here?

366
00:22:38,154 --> 00:22:39,775
Destroy them!

367
00:22:39,844 --> 00:22:42,085
Do it now, or so help me...

368
00:22:42,258 --> 00:22:45,051
Um, I'd be more than happy to make you some more

369
00:22:45,223 --> 00:22:46,741
of those delicious krabby patties.

370
00:22:50,016 --> 00:22:52,672
Curses. You win.

371
00:22:54,878 --> 00:22:58,154
Make way. Thy king's heroes cometh through.

372
00:23:11,706 --> 00:23:14,810
Order up!

373
00:23:14,982 --> 00:23:21,810
Hmm. I doth wonder if I couldst sell these... krabby patties.

374
00:23:26,016 --> 00:23:28,741
Ah, that horrible noise.

375
00:23:28,913 --> 00:23:31,534
Oh, make it stop!

376
00:23:39,258 --> 00:23:40,947
Whoa! Whoa!

377
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:43,154
Hey, kid, are you okay?

378
00:23:43,327 --> 00:23:45,741
That was some fall you had.

379
00:23:45,913 --> 00:23:49,706
Oh. I guess I shouldn't have agitated that sea horse.

380
00:23:49,775 --> 00:23:51,982
That was some dream, huh, Patrick?

381
00:23:52,154 --> 00:23:53,327
Patrick?

382
00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:55,430
Try telling that to Squidly.