1
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Run for it, man!

2
00:00:26,538 --> 00:00:28,779
Oh, good, the lunch rush.

3
00:00:28,848 --> 00:00:32,952
Now that my Chumbot has dropped
you into my clutches,

4
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you'll be forced to eat
at the Chum Bucket!

5
00:00:37,055 --> 00:00:38,365
What?

6
00:00:38,434 --> 00:00:41,227
You kidnapped us
just to sell us your fast food?

7
00:00:41,296 --> 00:00:44,227
Come on, it's a standard
marketing technique.

8
00:00:45,227 --> 00:00:46,124
You little twerp!

9
00:00:46,193 --> 00:00:48,193
Hey!

10
00:00:48,262 --> 00:00:49,676
He's right.

11
00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:50,538
Karen!

12
00:00:50,607 --> 00:00:52,814
You think
I'm a twerp?

13
00:00:52,883 --> 00:00:53,952
Well, yes,

14
00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:56,262
but I was referring
to the kidnapping.

15
00:00:56,331 --> 00:00:59,400
Everything I do is
always wrong in your eyes!

16
00:00:59,469 --> 00:01:02,227
Maybe it's because
you arealways wrong.

17
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Fine— I'm wrong, you're right.

18
00:01:05,090 --> 00:01:06,365
You said it, not me.

19
00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:08,745
Why did I ever install
that nagging software?

20
00:01:08,814 --> 00:01:10,710
Nagging software?
I heard that!

21
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Dust my screen!

22
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Oh, money,

23
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you're always there for me.

24
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Hello, Eugene.

25
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Mother!

26
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What brings you by today?

27
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I just wanted to see

28
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me favorite son.

29
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How much of my money
do you want?

30
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Well, I did see
the prettiest hat in town today.

31
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Oh, look at the time!

32
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So sorry to have
to rush off.

33
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Bye, bye.

34
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Whew, that was a close one.

35
00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:43,193
Why did I ever buy
that computer wife?

36
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I need a realwoman—

37
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not a girl
in a cold, hard shell.

38
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Such beauty.

39
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She's an angel; and no wires!

40
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I've never felt
like this before.

41
00:02:01,158 --> 00:02:05,227
I don't even know her name,
and yet she's stolen my heart.

42
00:02:05,296 --> 00:02:06,745
Plankton!

43
00:02:06,814 --> 00:02:09,296
You've fallen in love
with another woman?

44
00:02:09,365 --> 00:02:10,434
I'm your wife!

45
00:02:10,503 --> 00:02:12,676
You're a W.I.F.E.:

46
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wired integrated female
electroencephalograph.

47
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Oh! You always pull thatone out!

48
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"You're not a real wife.

49
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You're just a computer!"

50
00:02:23,124 --> 00:02:26,572
Aah! Why don't you have
an "off" switch?

51
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Plankton, don't you dare...

52
00:02:32,469 --> 00:02:35,848
And now to woo
that beloved creature.

53
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Roses are red.

54
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Violets are blue.

55
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World domination
has nothing on you.

56
00:02:52,262 --> 00:02:55,158
Hmm, I guess
she's not a poetry fan.

57
00:03:08,641 --> 00:03:11,986
Poetry, love notes—
nothing's working.

58
00:03:12,055 --> 00:03:13,641
Maybe something personal.

59
00:03:22,055 --> 00:03:24,090
Am I really that pretty?

60
00:03:24,158 --> 00:03:26,124
Oh, yeah...

61
00:03:26,193 --> 00:03:29,158
I am smooth.

62
00:03:29,227 --> 00:03:32,434
Just dial the number
and ask her to dinner.

63
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Come on, you can do this.

64
00:03:40,848 --> 00:03:43,262
Hello?

65
00:03:44,538 --> 00:03:45,434
I'm hanging up.

66
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Wait!

67
00:03:46,607 --> 00:03:48,124
It's your secret admirer.

68
00:03:48,193 --> 00:03:51,538
Oh, you're that giant robot?

69
00:03:52,710 --> 00:03:53,572
No.

70
00:03:53,641 --> 00:03:54,745
I program the robot.

71
00:03:54,814 --> 00:03:56,779
Did you enjoy the gift
I sent you?

72
00:03:56,848 --> 00:03:58,676
How did you know I wanted a hat?

73
00:03:58,745 --> 00:04:01,262
Have you been spying on me?

74
00:04:01,331 --> 00:04:03,710
It was... just a lucky guess.

75
00:04:03,779 --> 00:04:08,158
I've admired you from afar
for too long, my angel.

76
00:04:08,227 --> 00:04:10,055
We must meet face-to-face.

77
00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:13,400
Well, how about the Krusty Krab
tonight at 8:00?

78
00:04:13,469 --> 00:04:15,124
Sounds wonderful.

79
00:04:15,193 --> 00:04:18,021
I'll be the tall fellow
wearing a red carnation.

80
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Until tonight... my dear.

81
00:04:25,779 --> 00:04:27,952
Ah! Quick, SpongeBob,
swallow me wallet!

82
00:04:28,021 --> 00:04:29,158
Okay.

83
00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:30,538
Oh, sorry, Mommy.

84
00:04:30,607 --> 00:04:32,124
I can't lend you
any money.

85
00:04:32,193 --> 00:04:34,883
SpongeBob accidentally
swallowed me wallet.

86
00:04:34,952 --> 00:04:37,193
Mommy, you got
yourself a hat

87
00:04:37,262 --> 00:04:39,434
without me financial
assistance!

88
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Isn't it nice, Eugene?

89
00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:43,021
It's just the one I wanted.

90
00:04:43,090 --> 00:04:46,572
But, Mommy, you
shouldn't be spending
my inheritance...

91
00:04:46,641 --> 00:04:48,952
I mean, since you told me
you wanted a hat,

92
00:04:49,021 --> 00:04:49,986
I dug one up.

93
00:04:50,055 --> 00:04:52,538
Where did you get
this old thing?

94
00:04:52,607 --> 00:04:54,779
She looks so peaceful.

95
00:04:54,848 --> 00:04:56,745
Yeah, but wasn't
she wearing a hat?

96
00:04:58,193 --> 00:05:00,296
You can take this back
to the trash heap.

97
00:05:00,365 --> 00:05:02,021
Yes, Mommy.

98
00:05:02,090 --> 00:05:04,469
Squidward, make
a return for me!

99
00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:07,538
Thank ye for your concern
about me finances,

100
00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:10,021
but me new boyfriend
bought me this hat.

101
00:05:10,090 --> 00:05:10,917
Boyfriend?

102
00:05:10,986 --> 00:05:12,021
Someone to spend money...

103
00:05:12,090 --> 00:05:13,331
"time" with you?

104
00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,469
That's wonderful!

105
00:05:14,538 --> 00:05:15,469
Who is he?

106
00:05:15,538 --> 00:05:16,469
What's his name?

107
00:05:16,538 --> 00:05:17,607
I don't know.

108
00:05:17,676 --> 00:05:19,538
I'm meeting him here tonight.

109
00:05:19,607 --> 00:05:20,607
Wonderful!

110
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I'll stay open late

111
00:05:21,917 --> 00:05:24,434
so ye can have a nice,
romantic dinner.

112
00:05:24,503 --> 00:05:26,331
Run along,
make yourself pretty.

113
00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:27,952
SpongeBob, you're working late!

114
00:05:28,021 --> 00:05:28,986
No overtime!

115
00:05:34,124 --> 00:05:37,365
I've reservations
for two tonight.

116
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Right this way, sir.

117
00:05:41,779 --> 00:05:43,503
Excuse me!

118
00:05:43,572 --> 00:05:45,021
I can't reach my silverware!

119
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Terribly sorry, sir.

120
00:05:50,986 --> 00:05:52,469
Will there be
anything else?

121
00:05:52,538 --> 00:05:54,158
Is my tie on straight?

122
00:05:54,227 --> 00:05:56,262
You look fabulous!

123
00:05:57,883 --> 00:06:01,262
Your gentleman
caller awaits.

124
00:06:02,469 --> 00:06:03,883
Hello, my dear.

125
00:06:03,952 --> 00:06:08,572
I must say you look
ravishing tonight.

126
00:06:08,641 --> 00:06:12,779
Oh my, you're
a tiny thing,
but awfully cute.

127
00:06:12,848 --> 00:06:14,055
Tell me about yourself.

128
00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:16,986
Well, I'm in
the food service business.

129
00:06:17,055 --> 00:06:18,710
I'm a bit of a restaurateur.

130
00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:21,434
I'm the founder
and owner of the Chum Bucket.

131
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Never heard of it.

132
00:06:22,607 --> 00:06:24,710
It's across the street.

133
00:06:24,779 --> 00:06:25,917
Doesn't ring a bell.

134
00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:27,814
It's on the back
of the phone book.

135
00:06:27,883 --> 00:06:31,193
Come on, I paid a lot of money
for that ad!

136
00:06:31,262 --> 00:06:32,469
Never mind, never mind.

137
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I'd like to hear about you.

138
00:06:34,434 --> 00:06:35,607
Well...

139
00:06:35,676 --> 00:06:36,814
Plankton!

140
00:06:36,883 --> 00:06:37,641
Krabs!

141
00:06:37,710 --> 00:06:38,607
Eugene!

142
00:06:38,676 --> 00:06:39,607
Mommy?

143
00:06:39,676 --> 00:06:40,641
"Mommy"?

144
00:06:40,710 --> 00:06:41,607
SpongeBob!

145
00:06:41,676 --> 00:06:42,917
SpongeBob!

146
00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:46,676
This delectable creature
is yourmother?

147
00:06:46,745 --> 00:06:50,158
This no-good conniving
chiseler is your date?

148
00:06:50,227 --> 00:06:52,193
And this handsome sponge
is your waiter.

149
00:06:52,262 --> 00:06:53,607
SpongeBob!

150
00:06:53,676 --> 00:06:56,883
I don't know what sort of
skullduggery you're up to,

151
00:06:56,952 --> 00:06:59,538
and I'm not waiting
to find out.

152
00:06:59,607 --> 00:07:03,193
Eugene, you put
me boyfriend down
this instant.

153
00:07:03,262 --> 00:07:04,572
Boyfriend?

154
00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:05,779
But, Mommy...

155
00:07:05,848 --> 00:07:07,503
You heard the lady.

156
00:07:07,572 --> 00:07:09,710
Let me go.

157
00:07:09,779 --> 00:07:11,365
That's more like it.

158
00:07:11,434 --> 00:07:12,848
Come, Plankton.

159
00:07:12,917 --> 00:07:16,710
I'm sorry me son
had to spoil our
romantic evening.

160
00:07:16,779 --> 00:07:18,710
Mommy?

161
00:07:23,331 --> 00:07:24,296
You!

162
00:07:24,365 --> 00:07:25,400
Eugene.

163
00:07:25,469 --> 00:07:27,021
I came to warn you,
Plankton.

164
00:07:27,090 --> 00:07:28,814
Stay away from me mother!

165
00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:30,538
I know what you're
really up to!

166
00:07:30,607 --> 00:07:31,917
I'm serious, Eugene.

167
00:07:31,986 --> 00:07:33,883
I've changed my ways.

168
00:07:33,952 --> 00:07:36,883
And all it took was
the love of a beautiful woman.

169
00:07:36,952 --> 00:07:40,055
All you love is
thieving and conniving.

170
00:07:40,124 --> 00:07:42,607
Now, stop trying
to get the formula
out of me mother.

171
00:07:42,676 --> 00:07:44,986
What are you talking about?

172
00:07:45,055 --> 00:07:47,365
I'm talking about
the Krabby Patty formula!

173
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Your mother knows
the Krabby Patty formula?

174
00:07:50,745 --> 00:07:53,193
Don't play stupid with me.

175
00:07:53,262 --> 00:07:54,779
Of course she does.

176
00:07:54,848 --> 00:07:56,469
It's an old
Krabs family recipe.

177
00:07:56,538 --> 00:07:58,227
And you're not family.

178
00:07:58,296 --> 00:08:01,365
I'm telling you
for the last time:

179
00:08:01,434 --> 00:08:03,503
stay away from me mother.

180
00:08:03,572 --> 00:08:06,469
Not family, eh?

181
00:08:06,538 --> 00:08:08,262
Well, I can fix that.

182
00:08:09,676 --> 00:08:10,607
Eugene!

183
00:08:10,676 --> 00:08:12,055
Mommy!

184
00:08:12,124 --> 00:08:14,021
What did I tell ye about
interfering in me life?

185
00:08:14,090 --> 00:08:16,158
Mommy, can't you see?

186
00:08:16,227 --> 00:08:19,124
He's trying to seduce the
Krabby Patty formula from you.

187
00:08:19,193 --> 00:08:21,124
For your information, Eugene,

188
00:08:21,193 --> 00:08:23,883
he hasn't asked me once
about the formula.

189
00:08:23,952 --> 00:08:26,021
I doubt that he even knows
that I know it.

190
00:08:26,090 --> 00:08:29,055
Uh, yeah...
funny thing about that.

191
00:08:29,124 --> 00:08:32,400
I forbid ye to interfere
in me private business.

192
00:08:32,469 --> 00:08:34,262
Go to your office.

193
00:08:34,331 --> 00:08:35,296
Now!

194
00:08:35,365 --> 00:08:36,296
Yes, Mommy.

195
00:08:38,607 --> 00:08:40,434
Somebody call heaven;

196
00:08:40,503 --> 00:08:42,400
I think an angel's gone missing.

197
00:08:42,469 --> 00:08:44,262
Oh, Sheldon.

198
00:08:44,331 --> 00:08:46,503
Oh, Mrs. Krabs.

199
00:08:46,572 --> 00:08:48,745
Oh, brother.

200
00:08:48,814 --> 00:08:50,848
Attention, everyone.

201
00:08:50,917 --> 00:08:53,021
I'd like to make
an announcement.

202
00:08:53,090 --> 00:08:56,262
Mrs. Krabs, in full view
of this restaurant,

203
00:08:56,331 --> 00:09:00,296
I ask you for your hand
in holy matrimony.

204
00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:01,607
Aw!

205
00:09:01,676 --> 00:09:04,434
Would you marry me?

206
00:09:06,021 --> 00:09:07,917
Aah, that's it!

207
00:09:07,986 --> 00:09:10,434
No more hiding in my room
like a scared little kid.

208
00:09:10,503 --> 00:09:11,952
It's time to act like a man.

209
00:09:13,434 --> 00:09:14,814
Gasp!

210
00:09:15,952 --> 00:09:17,779
Please don't marry him,
Mommy.

211
00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:19,883
Don't marry
this bad, bad man.

212
00:09:19,952 --> 00:09:21,227
I don't want you to!

213
00:09:21,296 --> 00:09:22,469
Too late, Krabsy!

214
00:09:22,538 --> 00:09:23,952
We're going
to be married.

215
00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:26,710
And you're going to be
my new son.

216
00:09:31,503 --> 00:09:33,607
What's this, honey bunch?

217
00:09:33,676 --> 00:09:35,503
I am flattered
by your offer.

218
00:09:35,572 --> 00:09:37,227
Really I am.

219
00:09:37,296 --> 00:09:40,193
But I'm just not ready
for that kind of commitment.

220
00:09:40,262 --> 00:09:41,262
Hah!

221
00:09:42,745 --> 00:09:43,848
What is this?

222
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,572
There's somebody else,
isn't there?

223
00:09:49,158 --> 00:09:51,745
I... I...

224
00:09:51,814 --> 00:09:54,400
This is very uncomfortable.

225
00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:57,814
I'll just wait in the car.

226
00:09:57,883 --> 00:10:00,158
I don't believe this!

227
00:10:00,227 --> 00:10:01,503
You led me on!

228
00:10:01,572 --> 00:10:03,779
Now, now, Plankton,
it's not what ye think.

229
00:10:03,848 --> 00:10:06,331
I don't want to hear
your lies!

230
00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,676
You owe me for leading
me on like this!

231
00:10:08,745 --> 00:10:11,469
Give me the Krabby Patty
formula, and we'll call it even.

232
00:10:11,538 --> 00:10:13,090
The formula?

233
00:10:13,158 --> 00:10:15,641
Is that what this whole
thing was about?

234
00:10:15,710 --> 00:10:17,676
No, no, not really.

235
00:10:17,745 --> 00:10:20,365
I mean, not at first.

236
00:10:20,434 --> 00:10:21,848
I mean, uh...

237
00:10:21,917 --> 00:10:23,400
Honey bunch?

238
00:10:27,745 --> 00:10:29,883
Oh, well, 'tis better
to have loved and lost

239
00:10:29,952 --> 00:10:32,469
than never to have loved at all!

240
00:10:34,193 --> 00:10:36,090
Working.

241
00:10:36,158 --> 00:10:39,814
So you've decided to come
crawling back to me, huh?

242
00:10:39,883 --> 00:10:40,814
What did you say?

243
00:10:40,883 --> 00:10:43,227
Nothing, dear.

244
00:10:46,193 --> 00:10:49,745
Yeah, that's what
I thought you said,
honey bunch.

245
00:11:08,296 --> 00:11:09,848
It's Mermaidman!

246
00:11:09,917 --> 00:11:11,641
Savior of the deep!

247
00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:15,227
And his young, fit servant,
Barnacleboy!

248
00:11:15,296 --> 00:11:18,814
Mermaidman and
Barnacleboy...

249
00:11:18,883 --> 00:11:20,331
unite!

250
00:11:23,365 --> 00:11:27,883
Kelp-Thing, this is a posted
no-parking zone.

251
00:11:27,952 --> 00:11:31,158
But I must do what I do.

252
00:11:37,883 --> 00:11:40,296
Evil can't park here

253
00:11:40,365 --> 00:11:45,124
between the hours
of 6:00 a.m. and 12:00 p.m.!

254
00:11:50,262 --> 00:11:52,227
Mermaidman
and Barnacleboy
Fan Club members

255
00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:53,262
unite!

256
00:11:53,331 --> 00:11:54,572
Unite!

257
00:11:54,641 --> 00:11:56,538
And now, the second
order of business,

258
00:11:56,607 --> 00:11:59,193
Drippy Brothers Studios
is currently in production

259
00:11:59,262 --> 00:12:01,986
on the Mermaidman
and Barnacleboy movie!

260
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,331
Ooh...

261
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,365
Oh, boy, Patrick,

262
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,296
I can hardly wait to see
our favorite heroes

263
00:12:08,365 --> 00:12:09,434
on the big screen!

264
00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:15,227
Third order of business,
the special surprise guest.

265
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:20,124
The stars of the Mermaidman
movie are here tonight!

266
00:12:22,227 --> 00:12:24,331
Directly from the set,
here they are!

267
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,538
Hello, little heroes.

268
00:12:27,883 --> 00:12:29,883
You're not Mermaidman
and Barnacleboy.

269
00:12:29,952 --> 00:12:31,227
You're fakes.

270
00:12:31,296 --> 00:12:33,158
Well, of course
we are— we're actors.

271
00:12:33,227 --> 00:12:34,503
Actors?

272
00:12:34,572 --> 00:12:36,641
How can you make
a Mermaidman movie

273
00:12:36,710 --> 00:12:39,227
without the real
Mermaidman and Barnacleboy?

274
00:12:39,296 --> 00:12:40,986
Listen, kid, this is
an action movie!

275
00:12:41,055 --> 00:12:43,814
Your has-been heroes
are too oldfor action.

276
00:12:43,883 --> 00:12:45,158
Mermaidman
is timeless.

277
00:12:45,227 --> 00:12:46,400
Yeah!

278
00:12:46,469 --> 00:12:48,779
I think I speak
for everyone here

279
00:12:48,848 --> 00:12:50,365
when I say we won't stand

280
00:12:50,434 --> 00:12:51,917
for these two
phony baloneys

281
00:12:51,986 --> 00:12:53,883
ruining the good name
of our heroes.

282
00:12:53,952 --> 00:12:57,607
No right-minded Mermaidman
and Barnacleboy society member

283
00:12:57,676 --> 00:13:01,641
would ever pay to see this...
this celluloid hoax.

284
00:13:01,710 --> 00:13:04,262
I say we boycott this movie!

285
00:13:04,331 --> 00:13:05,986
Now who's with me?

286
00:13:07,365 --> 00:13:08,469
Traitors!

287
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,469
Wait till we tell
Mermaidman about this!

288
00:13:12,434 --> 00:13:14,365
B-47.

289
00:13:14,434 --> 00:13:16,090
Bonko!

290
00:13:16,158 --> 00:13:17,538
It's "Bingo"!

291
00:13:17,607 --> 00:13:19,158
Get your hands
off me, woman!

292
00:13:19,227 --> 00:13:21,607
A-29.

293
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,296
Too old for
an action movie...

294
00:13:24,469 --> 00:13:25,814
What is it
this time, kid?

295
00:13:25,883 --> 00:13:28,296
Are you aware that Drippy
Brothers Studios is making

296
00:13:28,365 --> 00:13:30,124
the Mermaidman
and Barnacleboy movie?

297
00:13:30,193 --> 00:13:32,193
They can't be making
a movie about us!

298
00:13:32,262 --> 00:13:33,262
But they are.

299
00:13:33,331 --> 00:13:34,227
And they're using...

300
00:13:34,296 --> 00:13:35,262
actors.

301
00:13:36,710 --> 00:13:39,021
They have shunned
our heroes.

302
00:13:39,090 --> 00:13:40,365
And they weren't nice
to them either.

303
00:13:42,469 --> 00:13:45,469
Now our dreams of
being big-screen heroes

304
00:13:45,538 --> 00:13:47,710
will never come true!

305
00:13:47,779 --> 00:13:49,503
Well, that makes it
even worse!

306
00:13:49,572 --> 00:13:51,814
You bet it does, kid.

307
00:13:51,883 --> 00:13:53,745
And the worst part is

308
00:13:53,814 --> 00:13:56,952
I can't remember why
I started crying.

309
00:13:58,503 --> 00:14:01,848
Why don't we just make
our own movie?

310
00:14:01,917 --> 00:14:04,986
Patrick, once again you have
exposed your brilliance!

311
00:14:05,055 --> 00:14:07,710
We'll make a real Mermaidman
and Barnacleboy movie!

312
00:14:07,779 --> 00:14:09,814
Right here at Shady Shoals.

313
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:10,883
You will?

314
00:14:10,952 --> 00:14:12,296
Yes!

315
00:14:12,365 --> 00:14:14,779
And in doing so, we will
right the wrong done to you

316
00:14:14,848 --> 00:14:17,331
by the evil Drippy Brothers
Studios and...

317
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,296
their actors.

318
00:14:19,365 --> 00:14:22,296
Vindication is ours!

319
00:14:22,365 --> 00:14:24,021
Vindi...

320
00:14:24,090 --> 00:14:25,538
How did I
get up here?

321
00:14:25,607 --> 00:14:27,365
Okay, Patrick,

322
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,124
what do we need
to start a movie?

323
00:14:29,193 --> 00:14:30,365
Popcorn?

324
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:31,779
No, Patrick, to start
making a movie.

325
00:14:33,158 --> 00:14:35,365
Let's start with...
the title.

326
00:14:35,434 --> 00:14:36,883
Yeah, yeah.

327
00:14:36,952 --> 00:14:38,814
Ooh! I got one!

328
00:14:38,883 --> 00:14:41,365
"Adventures in
the Underground City."

329
00:14:41,434 --> 00:14:42,365
Great, Pat!

330
00:14:42,434 --> 00:14:43,434
What happens?

331
00:14:43,503 --> 00:14:44,400
Well, there's a city...

332
00:14:44,469 --> 00:14:45,434
City...

333
00:14:45,503 --> 00:14:46,400
and it's underground...

334
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:47,469
Underground...

335
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:48,400
and they have an adventure!

336
00:14:48,469 --> 00:14:49,365
Adventure...

337
00:14:49,434 --> 00:14:50,365
The end.

338
00:14:50,434 --> 00:14:51,400
End.

339
00:14:51,469 --> 00:14:52,434
That's great, Pat!

340
00:14:52,503 --> 00:14:53,434
Hmm, seems kinda short.

341
00:14:53,503 --> 00:14:54,641
I have an idea!

342
00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:56,158
Let's make it longer.

343
00:14:56,227 --> 00:14:57,745
Longer, yes!

344
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,296
Okay, let's have
Mermaidman

345
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:02,021
get his face shrunk
by Kelp-Thing's face minimizer.

346
00:15:02,090 --> 00:15:06,572
Yeah, and then he, um...
he drinks... cheese coffee!

347
00:15:08,986 --> 00:15:09,745
Good one, Pat.

348
00:15:11,607 --> 00:15:12,641
What are
ye lads doing?

349
00:15:12,710 --> 00:15:14,055
We're making
a movie.

350
00:15:14,124 --> 00:15:15,296
Great!

351
00:15:15,365 --> 00:15:17,883
I got cinema's newest
star right here.

352
00:15:20,779 --> 00:15:22,434
What do you say, lad?

353
00:15:22,503 --> 00:15:25,124
Sure, Mr. Krabs,
Pearl can be in our movie.

354
00:15:25,193 --> 00:15:26,710
I wasn't talking about Pearl.

355
00:15:26,779 --> 00:15:28,607
I was talking about
the Krabby Patty.

356
00:15:31,710 --> 00:15:32,848
You can be
in it, too, Pearl.

357
00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:35,779
I'm going to be a movie star!

358
00:15:35,848 --> 00:15:36,952
Let's meet

359
00:15:37,021 --> 00:15:38,365
the highly skilled
professionals

360
00:15:38,434 --> 00:15:39,848
who will help us
fulfill your dream

361
00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:41,193
of being on
the big screen.

362
00:15:41,262 --> 00:15:43,193
Sandy will handle
the stunts and explosives.

363
00:15:43,262 --> 00:15:44,296
Howdy!

364
00:15:44,365 --> 00:15:46,331
Pearl is
the leading lady.

365
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,296
Mr. Krabs will
cater the affair.

366
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:49,469
Patrick will
run the camera.

367
00:15:49,538 --> 00:15:51,538
Hey...

368
00:15:51,607 --> 00:15:53,158
This is Squidward.

369
00:15:53,227 --> 00:15:54,641
He's in charge of
the makeup department.

370
00:15:54,710 --> 00:15:56,745
Uh, no, thanks.

371
00:15:56,814 --> 00:15:58,848
Who wants to be
the "makeup department"?

372
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:03,090
Not makeup department,
you're the makeup artist.

373
00:16:03,158 --> 00:16:04,193
Artist?

374
00:16:04,262 --> 00:16:05,917
Makeup artist.

375
00:16:05,986 --> 00:16:10,400
In that case, let's make those
old crabapples sizzle.

376
00:16:12,434 --> 00:16:17,607
Time for the art-eest
to go to work.

377
00:16:31,607 --> 00:16:34,538
Voilà!

378
00:16:34,607 --> 00:16:36,710
Okay, places, everybody!

379
00:16:36,779 --> 00:16:39,331
Squidward, are
our heroes ready?

380
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,917
As they'll ever be.

381
00:16:44,055 --> 00:16:45,538
They're beautiful!

382
00:16:45,607 --> 00:16:48,055
They look just like
they did 30 years ago.

383
00:16:49,365 --> 00:16:50,607
Okay, action!

384
00:16:53,676 --> 00:16:55,158
I love my new job!

385
00:16:55,227 --> 00:16:56,572
Good job, Sandy!

386
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:57,848
Psst...

387
00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,158
I, Man Ray,

388
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,848
have returned
from the murky depths

389
00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:05,745
to seek my revenge
and banish your souls

390
00:17:05,814 --> 00:17:07,296
to the nether regions!

391
00:17:07,365 --> 00:17:09,124
Their defenses
are strong.

392
00:17:09,193 --> 00:17:13,193
But they're no match
for my Man-Ray ray!

393
00:17:13,262 --> 00:17:14,331
What are you doing?

394
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,296
SpongeBob, this role
was made for me.

395
00:17:17,365 --> 00:17:19,434
That villain isn't
even in this movie.

396
00:17:19,503 --> 00:17:20,745
But let me see if we
have something

397
00:17:20,814 --> 00:17:22,296
that fits your
qualifications.

398
00:17:22,365 --> 00:17:23,710
Oh, here's something.

399
00:17:23,779 --> 00:17:25,055
You can be the boom operator!

400
00:17:25,124 --> 00:17:27,365
I thought Sandy
was the boom operator!

401
00:17:27,434 --> 00:17:29,055
Did somebody
say "boom"?

402
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,503
All right, SpongeBob.

403
00:17:32,572 --> 00:17:35,331
But you're squandering
my talents!

404
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,917
Okay, Patrick,
start the movie!

405
00:17:38,986 --> 00:17:40,262
Take one.

406
00:17:40,331 --> 00:17:44,296
We have to get back those
swollen Krabby Patties.

407
00:17:44,365 --> 00:17:45,331
Cut!

408
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,365
No, Mermaidman,

409
00:17:46,434 --> 00:17:48,193
it's "stolen Krabby Patties."

410
00:17:48,262 --> 00:17:49,710
Take Two.

411
00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:51,400
We have to get back

412
00:17:51,469 --> 00:17:53,331
to those stolen
maggie daddies.

413
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,745
Cut!

414
00:17:54,814 --> 00:17:57,434
No, Mermaidman,
it's "stolen Krabby Patties"!

415
00:17:57,503 --> 00:18:00,641
Take 5,003.

416
00:18:00,710 --> 00:18:04,986
We have to get back
those stolen Krabby Patties!

417
00:18:05,055 --> 00:18:07,227
And if we don't stop
that diabolical scoundrel...

418
00:18:10,193 --> 00:18:11,055
Give it back!

419
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:13,952
I knew this was a bad idea.

420
00:18:14,021 --> 00:18:15,434
Cut!

421
00:18:15,503 --> 00:18:17,676
Plankton, next time, could you
keep the boom out of the shot?

422
00:18:17,745 --> 00:18:19,296
Other than that,
you're doing a super job.

423
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,158
This is humiliating.

424
00:18:21,227 --> 00:18:22,779
I'm not good
at this boom thing.

425
00:18:22,848 --> 00:18:25,124
Did somebody say "boom"?

426
00:18:26,331 --> 00:18:28,469
Oh, Daddy...

427
00:18:28,538 --> 00:18:31,158
you said I was going
to be a star!

428
00:18:31,227 --> 00:18:32,745
You are, Pearl.

429
00:18:32,814 --> 00:18:34,814
Mermaidman wouldn't get
anywhere without you.

430
00:18:34,883 --> 00:18:37,227
Go out there
and break a leg!

431
00:18:37,296 --> 00:18:38,469
Yeah!

432
00:18:38,538 --> 00:18:39,917
Okay, action!

433
00:18:41,848 --> 00:18:44,124
To the boatmobile!

434
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,365
Cue sound effects!

435
00:18:49,779 --> 00:18:52,365
Listen to that engine purr.

436
00:18:56,607 --> 00:18:59,193
Almost there!

437
00:19:11,883 --> 00:19:13,055
Good morning,
SpongeBob.

438
00:19:14,538 --> 00:19:16,641
Everything's ruined!

439
00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:18,331
Well, at least we got
the footage!

440
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,779
Yeah, I got the footage!

441
00:19:19,848 --> 00:19:21,331
Patrick, what is that?

442
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,572
Oh, it's a camera.

443
00:19:23,641 --> 00:19:24,883
No, Patrick, this.

444
00:19:24,952 --> 00:19:26,745
Oh, that's a lens cap.

445
00:19:26,814 --> 00:19:27,917
Did you just put that on?

446
00:19:27,986 --> 00:19:29,883
No, I didn't want to lose it,

447
00:19:29,952 --> 00:19:32,503
so I put it there right
before we started filming.

448
00:19:45,331 --> 00:19:48,331
The movie's ruined!

449
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,572
We can't make a movie!

450
00:19:50,641 --> 00:19:51,779
Hey, little hero,

451
00:19:51,848 --> 00:19:54,745
this reminds me
of Episode 912.

452
00:19:54,814 --> 00:19:56,572
We were surrounded.

453
00:19:56,641 --> 00:19:58,227
The Kelp-Thing was to our right

454
00:19:58,296 --> 00:20:00,055
and there was broccoli
on the side.

455
00:20:00,124 --> 00:20:02,158
But if there's one
thing I remember,

456
00:20:02,227 --> 00:20:03,779
it's how to forget.

457
00:20:03,848 --> 00:20:05,710
Patrick, this is good.
Roll the film.

458
00:20:05,779 --> 00:20:06,986
The rain in Spain

459
00:20:07,055 --> 00:20:08,641
stays mainly on the...

460
00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:12,572
Space! The final countdown!

461
00:20:12,641 --> 00:20:14,676
Stick to the... stick to the...

462
00:20:14,745 --> 00:20:16,158
Loo, my darling!

463
00:20:16,227 --> 00:20:17,848
Lou!

464
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,779
Now get out there
and finish this movie, kid.

465
00:20:24,814 --> 00:20:26,641
Mr. Krabs, why
are you weeping?

466
00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:29,676
I closed early for your movie.

467
00:20:29,745 --> 00:20:31,641
Where are the paying customers?

468
00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:33,710
You promised a full house!

469
00:20:33,779 --> 00:20:35,779
And here comes
the filling!

470
00:20:35,848 --> 00:20:38,641
The Mermaidman and
Barnacleboy Fan Club.

471
00:20:38,710 --> 00:20:40,262
I knew you'd come see

472
00:20:40,331 --> 00:20:42,227
the real Mermaidman
and Barnacleboy movie.

473
00:20:42,296 --> 00:20:44,641
Actually, the real movie
was sold out.

474
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,641
I'll take
200 tickets, please.

475
00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:49,469
Now, this is what I call
a happy ending.

476
00:20:50,986 --> 00:20:55,331
Well, our big moment,
us up on the big screen.

477
00:20:56,572 --> 00:20:57,883
Fort Lox,

478
00:20:57,952 --> 00:21:00,158
home to over
five billion Krabby Patties.

479
00:21:00,227 --> 00:21:04,779
What evil mastermind would dare
infiltrate this fortified fort

480
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,917
and make off with its treasure?

481
00:21:06,986 --> 00:21:08,952
It is I... Kelp-Thing!

482
00:21:09,021 --> 00:21:09,986
Do what I do!

483
00:21:10,055 --> 00:21:10,986
Stop!

484
00:21:11,055 --> 00:21:12,262
You can't do that...

485
00:21:12,331 --> 00:21:13,262
Forbidden!

486
00:21:13,331 --> 00:21:14,090
Watch me!

487
00:21:14,158 --> 00:21:17,262
Prepare to feel my wrath,

488
00:21:17,331 --> 00:21:18,814
you foul villain.

489
00:21:24,331 --> 00:21:26,710
You may have won
the Krabby Patties,

490
00:21:26,779 --> 00:21:28,607
but the battle rages on.

491
00:21:30,607 --> 00:21:33,262
Mermaidman... nacleboy...

492
00:21:33,331 --> 00:21:34,814
unite!

493
00:21:37,952 --> 00:21:40,055
Well, kid,
you showed the world

494
00:21:40,124 --> 00:21:43,193
that even though our steps
may have been slowed,

495
00:21:43,262 --> 00:21:45,503
we still have
a little action left

496
00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:48,641
in these heroic old bones.

497
00:21:49,986 --> 00:21:51,676
Well, at least
some of them.