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DENI AUROR@
https://aurorarental.blogspot.com/

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Are you ready, kids?

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Aye, aye, Captain!

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I can't hear you.

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Aye, aye, Captain!

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Whoa!

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You're it.

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You're it.

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Wait, Pat— you're it!

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The sign!

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Patrick!

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Let me help you out of there, buddy.

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Is the rest of you down there?

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The rest of me is up here.

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Ooh, you had me worried there, buddy.

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Here's your head.

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I find all this laughter to be highly illogical.

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Well, let's stop laughing and let's start fishing.

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Go ahead, you get first crack.

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Look at them— these graceful stoic creatures of the deep.

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Huh? Those are some big words, Pat.

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I've never heard you use them before.

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Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding.

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Well, let's expand our jellyfish nets.

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Come on, Patrick.

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Look, buddy, I captured one.

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Yes, I captured one as well

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without disturbing its delicate ecosystem.

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It is wrong to harness nature

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in such a barbaric manner.

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Okay.

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What do you want to do?

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Let us go off and admire

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the beauty and fragility of nature.

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Pretty.

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Yes, quite.

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Fragile.

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Indeed.

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Come on, Patrick, let's do something fun.

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Oh, you want to run some statistics

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or observe phenomenon

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and render hypothesis of said phenomenon?

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I was thinking more like jumping rope

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or one-legged races, or playing duck-duck- hermit crab.

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Doesn't feel like fun.

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How about some jokes.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a jellyfish?

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You can't strum a jellyfish.

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Yes!

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Oh, my, look at the time.

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I really must be going.

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What's wrong with Patrick?

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I sure hope he gets better soon.

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Are you better, Pat?

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Uh, what are you doing?

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Just studying this amazing subspecies.

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I'll show you subspecies.

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Want to visit Squidward?

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Since I am finished with my work,

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I'll humor you in your trivial pursuits.

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I'd recognize that piece anywhere:

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Cornelius Pufferfish's Opus 67, "Symphony in Blue."

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Patrick?

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It's a beautiful piece.

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Execution needs some work.

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May I suggest that on the seventh bar

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of the adagio andante that you add a little fortissimo

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on the arpeggiated b-flat scale?

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Wow, I never thought to do it like that.

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Well, that is because you rarely think.

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How do you know all that?

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A creative outlet provides a spiritual release

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and helps facilitate a healthy mental balance.

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Does that include belch talking?

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Mr. SquarePants, I find your humor vulgar.

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I had no idea you were so knowledgeable, Patrick.

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Do you think you could be my musical mentor?

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Uh, guys?

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Let's take it from the top.

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Not so excellent, Squidward.

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Let me demonstrate the proper technique.

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On second thought, practice makes perfect.

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Let's begin.

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Uh, thank you, my good chap.

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Unfortunately this is a solo piece for clarinet only.

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And one, two, three, four.

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Stop! Enough!

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Find yourself a new mentor!

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Now that you're free,

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let's get some grub.

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No, SpongeBob, I'm afraid not.

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Well, I have a brand new bottle of super bubbly bubble soap.

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No, thanks again.

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Maybe later we can play pirates.

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Robert, my dear, it's no use.

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We've just grown apart.

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What? What do you mean?

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I know we've had fun in the past,

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but we're just not compatible anymore.

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It's time we went our separate ways.

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Such is life.

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But Patrick, you're my best friend.

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I know it's hard, but brace up, chap.

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Yeah.

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Maybe our paths will cross again some day.

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Think fondly of me, Mr. SquarePants.

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Good-bye... Mr. Best Friend.

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Sandy, you there?

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I need some professional help.

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Patrick?

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Well, Pat, the new you gets an "A" plus.

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Why, thank you, Sandra.

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I find your intellect rather stimulating as well.

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Oh, really? Thanks.

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Patrick, what do you think about this problem?

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You simply change the literal term to a coefficient

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and the minuend will achieve the desired quotient.

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Even the simplest of mammals could figure it out

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with a little thought.

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What do you mean by that, Patrick?

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I'm merely suggesting

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you lack the ability to solve remedial equations.

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Are you suggesting I'm dumb?

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I'd use a more sophisticated word like "impaired."

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I think you'd better leave.

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I was only trying to help.

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I don't need your kind of help, Mr. Know-It-All.

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I liked you better when you were a barnaclehead!

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I never thought I'd lose my best friend.

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How can I compete with geniuses?

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Surrounded by knowledge and no one to share it with,

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no one I can call friend.

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Who's that old chap I used to run with?

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SpongeBob.

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At least Patrick's my friend in my memories.

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Ah, the glory days.

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Why have we grown apart?

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I must apply all that I know to solve this problem.

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What could it be?

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What's different?

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What?

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I'd do anything to have my old buddy back by my side again.

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Coming.

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Patrick— you're kidnapping me?

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Yes, I am.

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Yay!

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What should we do?

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We are going to have fun,

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whatever the cost may be.

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Let's do this.

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Yes, let's have some fun.

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Oh, yeah!

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Oh, absolutely!

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Are you quite sure I found this activity to be fun?

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Yeah.

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That was fun, huh, Patrick?

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When did the fun go away, SpongeBob?

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It went away when you jumped off that cliff

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and knocked your head clean off.

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That's it. That's what?

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What are you doing?

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I'm going to duplicate my actions from that day

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to ascertain the origin of my cha... an... nge!

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Patrick!

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Hold on, buddy.

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There you go.

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Don't worry, Patrick.

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I found your head last time, I'll find it again.

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Not back there, not under here.

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What if I can't find it?

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Oh, poor headless Patrick.

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Patrick, your head is back.

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But... uh... do you feel different?

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Quite unchanged, actually.

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I guess we'll never have fun together again.

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You said you found my dislodged cranial cap last time.

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Yes?

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Where exactly did you find it?

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Um... it was right here.

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Hmm... impossible.

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If I landed here, the trajectory of my dismembered skull

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would cause it to come to rest not there...

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but here, exactly five meters due north.

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But if that's your head, then what did I pick up over...?

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Brain coral.

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No wonder you got so smart, buddy.

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Here you go, Patrick, your old head.

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Are you sure you want to give up being smart and phosisticated

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to be my friend again?

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Knowledge can never replace friendship.

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I prefer to be an idiot.

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Not just an idiot, Patrick.

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You're also my pal.

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Patrick?

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Say something, Patrick.

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Hi, SpongeBob.

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Patrick, you're back.

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Patrick, you're back.

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Squidward, we love you!

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We love you Squidward, you're my favorite.

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All right, all right.

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Time for another hideous day at work.

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Uh, just hang in there, gorgeous.

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Your star will shine at the clarinet recital tomorrow.

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Time for another glorious day at work.

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Good morning, Squidward.

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And isn't it a lovely morning?

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Why are you playing the clarinet?

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I'm practicing for my clarinet recital.

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Soon all of Bikini Bottom

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will recognize the talent that is Squidward Tentacles.

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Good-bye, SpongeBoob.

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See you at the Krusty Krab, Squidward.

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Hey Sandy— what's this?

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Well, this here's my new matter transporter.

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It can move things from one place to another

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in the blink of an eye.

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Ooh, that sounds fancy.

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Let me show you how it works.

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Whoa!

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Where'd it go?

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Just where you think it would be.

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I'm late for work.

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Think your machine could zap me over to the Krusty Krab?

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Always did want to try a critter.

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Sure, why not?

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Get in there, SpongeBob.

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Woo-hoo!

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Hold on tight.

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Gee, Sandy, this sure feels...

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Well, here we go again.

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Hey, Thkwidward.

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What's going on with this thing?

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What in tarnation?

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Hi, Sandy!

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I'm not sure what it is,

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but something seems different about me.

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Yeah— me, too.

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Hey, what're you doing with my hand?

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What... what am I doing with your hand?

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What is this?

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We're all mixed up together.

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This is horrible.

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I have my clarinet recital tomorrow.

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Oh, it's not so bad, Squidward.

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Now we can be best buddies and do everything together forever.

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Sandy, was this your doing?

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You've got to get us separated.

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Well, I wish I knew how.

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Well, you have to do something.

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I can't stay stuck to him.

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Hmm, I wonder what would happen

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if I tried zapping you back in the transporter?

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Uh, yeah, good idea— let's do it.

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Well, here goes nothing.

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All right, children, today is Timmy's birthday.

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You know what that means— ready, Timmy?

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Congratulations, Mrs. Smith.

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You gave birth to a healthy baby boy.

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May I see my baby?

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Of course.

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I've been in love with you

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ever since I first laid my eye on you.

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Hey, baby, what's your name?

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It's no use, Sandy.

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We're still the same.

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Well, that's a darn shame.

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You know what?

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I was working on the blueprints for a new invention,

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but it's still in the embryonic stage.

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Try anything!

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I cannot go to my clarinet recital like this.

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I'll continue working on it.

274
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:31,533
In the meantime, you boys keep your heads up.

275
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Together forever.

276
00:16:32,983 --> 00:16:34,947
Misery.

277
00:16:34,948 --> 00:16:38,361
SpongeBob, hasn't anybody taught you how to ride a bike?

278
00:16:38,362 --> 00:16:41,257
Don't worry, I'll drive.

279
00:16:41,258 --> 00:16:46,396
SpongeBob!

280
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:51,776
I got to lay off the hot sauce.

281
00:16:55,190 --> 00:16:57,189
What in blazes is going on in here?

282
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,292
Oh, hi, Mr. Krabs.

283
00:16:59,293 --> 00:17:01,189
What are you two doing laying around?

284
00:17:01,190 --> 00:17:02,257
Get to work!

285
00:17:02,258 --> 00:17:04,568
If you say so.

286
00:17:04,569 --> 00:17:06,809
Egad! What happened to you?

287
00:17:06,810 --> 00:17:08,671
Uh, I don't want to know.

288
00:17:08,672 --> 00:17:10,361
Just go do your jobs.

289
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,361
Aye, aye, cap'n!

290
00:17:12,362 --> 00:17:15,947
Do you have to be such an accommodating buffoon?

291
00:17:15,948 --> 00:17:18,671
Squidward, everybody knows I'm a sponge.

292
00:17:18,672 --> 00:17:20,292
I look nothing like a balloon.

293
00:17:20,293 --> 00:17:22,568
I don't have time for this.

294
00:17:22,569 --> 00:17:24,464
I got to man the cash register.

295
00:17:24,465 --> 00:17:28,430
[ straining

296
00:17:28,431 --> 00:17:29,913
Can I help you?

297
00:17:29,914 --> 00:17:31,982
Two Krabby Patties, please.

298
00:17:31,983 --> 00:17:33,809
SpongeBob, I need two Krabby Patties.

299
00:17:33,810 --> 00:17:38,740
Two Krabby Patties coming right up.

300
00:17:38,741 --> 00:17:40,844
I can't reach the bun.

301
00:17:40,845 --> 00:17:43,051
SpongeBob, what's the hold up?

302
00:17:43,052 --> 00:17:45,740
S-sorry, Mr. Krabs, I'm on it.

303
00:17:45,741 --> 00:17:48,189
Time is money, boy.

304
00:17:48,190 --> 00:17:51,671
Time is money, right.

305
00:17:51,672 --> 00:17:56,810
Hello, bun, at last we meet.

306
00:17:58,258 --> 00:18:00,913
And now for...

307
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:04,982
All right, that's it.

308
00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:07,292
I can't afford you jeopardizing my business.

309
00:18:07,293 --> 00:18:10,223
You two are more trouble than you're worth.

310
00:18:10,224 --> 00:18:14,844
And don't come back until you get this problem sorted out.

311
00:18:14,845 --> 00:18:17,016
Look on the bright side, Squidward.

312
00:18:17,017 --> 00:18:19,189
At least we still have each other.

313
00:18:19,190 --> 00:18:22,292
That's how we got in this predicament in the first place.

314
00:18:22,293 --> 00:18:27,431
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'd like a moment of peace.

315
00:18:30,121 --> 00:18:32,878
Whoa! Rock on, freaky bro.

316
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,844
Sandy! Sandy!

317
00:18:34,845 --> 00:18:37,361
Please tell me you've figured out a way to separate us.

318
00:18:37,362 --> 00:18:40,016
Say hello to the molecular separator ray.

319
00:18:40,017 --> 00:18:42,809
Hello, molecular separator ray.

320
00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:44,602
Well, let's get on with it.

321
00:18:44,603 --> 00:18:47,016
My clarinet recital is tomorrow night.

322
00:18:47,017 --> 00:18:49,499
Uh, well, I'm not quite done with it yet.

323
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,016
What?

324
00:18:51,017 --> 00:18:52,637
I'm still putting it together.

325
00:18:52,638 --> 00:18:54,051
At best I'll have it ready,

326
00:18:54,052 --> 00:18:56,154
uh... day after tomorrow maybe?

327
00:18:56,155 --> 00:18:57,809
What? Day after tomorrow?

328
00:18:57,810 --> 00:18:59,292
No, no, no, no!

329
00:18:59,293 --> 00:19:01,257
I have a performance tomorrow.

330
00:19:01,258 --> 00:19:05,361
I can't be stuck to that yellow freak.

331
00:19:05,362 --> 00:19:09,395
Sandy, please— you got to do it before the show.

332
00:19:09,396 --> 00:19:11,878
Well, uh, I suppose...

333
00:19:11,879 --> 00:19:17,017
I'll have it ready before you go on.

334
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:36,776
Of course.

335
00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:39,602
Oh, my.

336
00:19:39,603 --> 00:19:41,947
Where are you Sandy?

337
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,326
Sandy?

338
00:19:44,327 --> 00:19:47,292
I can't do it, I can't go out there.

339
00:19:47,293 --> 00:19:50,982
Squidward... this is your moment,

340
00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:52,982
the story you will tell

341
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:56,844
when you look back as a... superstar.

342
00:19:56,845 --> 00:19:58,602
Superstar?

343
00:19:58,603 --> 00:20:00,464
Now go out there and give them

344
00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,809
the best darned show they've ever seen.

345
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:06,016
You're right— the show must go on.

346
00:20:06,017 --> 00:20:08,602
Ladies and gentlefish,

347
00:20:08,603 --> 00:20:11,051
Bikini Bottom's community rec center

348
00:20:11,052 --> 00:20:16,155
is proud to present Squidward Tentacles.

349
00:20:23,534 --> 00:20:28,672
Honey, I'm scared.

350
00:20:40,224 --> 00:20:42,913
Uh... hi.

351
00:20:42,914 --> 00:20:46,499
Whoa!

352
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,637
Rock on, freaky bro.

353
00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:53,776
Yeah! Whoo!

354
00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:59,085
Wow, they really liked it.

355
00:20:59,086 --> 00:21:04,190
There you go, Squiddy.

356
00:21:04,879 --> 00:21:08,154
They... they... they're cheering.

357
00:21:08,155 --> 00:21:12,740
Superstardom— this must be what it feels like.

358
00:21:12,741 --> 00:21:15,809
This is what it looks like,

359
00:21:15,810 --> 00:21:19,257
what it... sounds like,

360
00:21:19,258 --> 00:21:23,947
and... what it smells like.

361
00:21:23,948 --> 00:21:28,706
Wow, simply intoxicating.

362
00:21:28,707 --> 00:21:31,464
Whoo-wee! Well, there you boys are.

363
00:21:31,465 --> 00:21:33,154
Looks like I'm just in time.

364
00:21:33,155 --> 00:21:34,740
Sandy?

365
00:21:34,741 --> 00:21:36,464
One blast of this molecular separator ray

366
00:21:36,465 --> 00:21:38,395
and you'll be separated for good.

367
00:21:38,396 --> 00:21:43,534
No, no wait— Sandy, don't.

368
00:21:55,707 --> 00:22:00,845
I think I'm going to be sick.

369
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,878
Ah, I'm out of here.

370
00:22:03,879 --> 00:22:08,189
No, wait, wait!

371
00:22:08,190 --> 00:22:10,602
Aw, come on.

372
00:22:10,603 --> 00:22:15,741
Oh, my one moment of fame gone.

373
00:22:16,948 --> 00:22:19,706
There's got to be some way to reverse this.

374
00:22:19,707 --> 00:22:24,430
No, Squidward, that's a very sensitive device.

375
00:22:24,431 --> 00:22:28,016
Squidward, I wouldn't...

376
00:22:28,017 --> 00:22:32,120
So, what seems to be the problem, Mr. Tentacles?

377
00:22:32,121 --> 00:22:37,224
It all started when I was born.