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So, I was all ready to drain the fries,

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but I cooked the fries slightly too long. So...

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SpongeBob... So here's where the bizarre twist comes in.

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SpongeBob... They weren't overcooked at all!

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SpongeBob! Look!

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Wow!

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What happened to the Krusty Krab?

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Good morning!

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The Krusty Towers is now open for business.

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Why did you build a hotel, Mr. Krabs?

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I'm glad you asked, son.

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Remember when I went to that fast food convention

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and stayed in that fancy hotel?

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I had a beautiful room.

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The employees were so friendly.

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They catered to me every whim,

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no matter how demeaning it was,

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because they lived by a code.

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And that code was engraved in fine gold

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above the grand fireplace.

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Everything was perfect.

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Until I got the bill!

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They charged me for everything.

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$25.00 for a hamburger.

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If they could charge that much for a lousy burger,

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imagine how much I could charge for a lousy Krabby Patty.

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And thus,

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the Krusty Towers was born.

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Why would anyone stay at a hotel in Bikini Bottom?

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It's in the middle of scenic nowhere.

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There's nothing to do but get stung by jellyfish.

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See? Eww.

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Come inside.

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Isn't it beautiful?

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Where are all the new hotel employees?

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Me first hotel guest.

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Watch me reel him in.

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Welcome to the Krusty Towers,

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where our motto is,

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"We shall never deny a guest

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even the most ridiculous request."

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Oh, that's great.

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I'd like a double Krabby Patty

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with no onions and extra pickles.

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If you want a Krabby Patty,

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you have to rent a room, and order room service.

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Ooh, I've only got an hour for lunch.

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Boy, you reeled that one in like a pro.

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Okay, Squidward,

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you run the front desk.

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I'd like a Krabby Patty, please.

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This is a hotel now.

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If you want a Krabby Patty,

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you'll have to get a room, and order room service.

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Okay. One Krabby Patty and one room.

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With cheese.

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Oh, and can I get cheese on the Krabby Patty, too?

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Patrick,

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you only live 400 yards away.

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Why do you want to check into a hotel?

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Sometimes I just need to get away from it all.

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Wow, this hotel has everything.

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Give me that.

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Now sign the register.

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I didn't know there would be a test.

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I didn't study!

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Patrick, all you have to do is write your name.

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Oh, okay.

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Do you mind?

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Don't look.

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Um...

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Done.

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Close enough.

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Here's your room key.

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I'll need some help with my bags.

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How can you have bags?

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You just found out this is a hotel.

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This is a hotel?

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D-oh! SpongeBob?

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Yes, Squidward.

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Take Patrick and his bags to his room.

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What about my Krabby Patty?

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And bring him a Krabby Patty.

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Squidward, you can take Patrick's bags up to his room.

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SpongeBob, you go make the Krabby Patty.

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Oh, Mr. Krabs.

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What's the matter?

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Afraid of a little manual labor?

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"I'm Squidward, and I have to work for a living."

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Boo-hoo-hoo.

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Fine.

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Let's go, Patrick.

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This elevator is for guests only.

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Take the employee elevator.

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What's in these bags? Rocks?

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Hey, these are rocks!

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Why is your suitcase full of rocks?

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I don't tell you how to live your life!

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Well, here's your room.

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Wow.

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Enjoy your stay.

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Squidward, wait.

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Keep up the good work,

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and there will be more where that came from.

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Your Krabby Patty, sir.

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Hey, Squidward, cool rock.

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Hold on a second, SpongeBob.

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Here you are, my good man.

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Thank you, Patrick.

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There's plenty more where that came from, my good friend.

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Squidward! What now?

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I don't like crusts on my sandwich.

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It's a bun.

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It's all crust.

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How am I supposed to cut the crust off a bun?

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Peel it.

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Happy? Yay!

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Room service.

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Here's the 50 Krabby Patties you ordered.

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Could you do one more thing for me?

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Why don't you ask SpongeBob?

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Good idea, Squidward.

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How may I serve you, sir?

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I need you to eat these Krabby Patties with me.

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Oh, yes, sir.

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Hold on.

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Squidward! Patrick needs your help.

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What? Why didn't he ask me

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before I walked all the way downstairs?

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He said he didn't want to bother you.

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But he got over it.

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Hooray!

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Thanks, Squidward.

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Mr. Krabs, this is ridiculous.

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Patrick's being completely unreasonable.

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He can be as unreasonable as he wants.

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The plaque, Squidward! The plaque!

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But Mr. Krabs...

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Deny no guest!

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Well, hello, Patrick.

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You need Squidward to come up right away?

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He'll be right there.

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A bubble bath?

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Why would I give you a bubble bath?

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Well, because Mr. Krabs said you would.

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Be sure to make my back extra shiny clean.

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That's it!

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I've had enough!

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Squidward, wait!

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The toilet's backed up again!

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Hey, hey, you can't take that elevator.

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You're an employee.

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Not anymore.

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I quit.

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Quit?

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You can't quit.

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Welcome to the Krusty Towers.

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Squidward?

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One room, please, on the top floor.

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What do you think you're doing?

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I need a vacation.

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I'm overworked.

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And what better place to relax than Krusty Towers,

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where we shall never deny a guest

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even the most ridiculous request.

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I don't have to rent you a room.

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I got cash.

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D-oh... Here's your room key.

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SpongeBob, carry my things to my room.

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Aye, aye, guest sir.

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And you can carry me to my room.

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And why in tarnation would I do that?

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You've got four legs that aren't broken.

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The plaque.

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Too bad we couldn't take the elevator,

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but it is for guests only, and you are an employee.

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Your room, sir.

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And I'd like to order room service.

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I'd like a Krabby Patty with cheese, toenail clippings

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and nose hairs.

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You've got to be kidding me!

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And I want it here in five seconds.

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Yes, sir.

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Here you are, sir.

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Well, you got your stinky sandwich.

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Now eat it.

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Oh, I'm not going to eat this.

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You are.

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What?

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You're out of your mind if you think I'm going to eat that.

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Psst, that's not really a Krabby Patty

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with cheese, toenails and nose hair.

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Now I get you, boy.

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All right, Squidward.

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SpongeBob! Sorry, Mr. Krabs.

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We were all out of cheese.

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Hooray!

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What is it, Squidward?

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Send up a dozen cookies just like mother used to make.

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Here's your homemade cookies.

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These don't taste anything like mom used to make.

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Well, how did your mother make 'em?

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How should I know?

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Ask my mother.

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Hello.

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SpongeBob!

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No good, Mr. Krabs.

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Allow me, boys.

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Great.

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Now that me laundry is in the trunk...

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There's room for you to sit up front.

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Let's go bake some cookies, boys.

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Hooray!

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Well?

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I'm impressed.

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These are just like mother used to make.

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I just wish mom was a better cook.

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So you're all taken care of.

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Just one teensy, tiny problem.

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This room is hideous.

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Redesign it.

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Neptune the 14th would be nice.

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What?

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"We shall never deny a guest

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even the most ridiculous request."

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Perfect!

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This room is exactly the same as when we started!

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Nothing like getting back to the basics.

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Let's get out of here, SpongeBob.

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Oh, before you leave,

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I want to go swimming.

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The pool is out back.

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Are you crazy?

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I'm not going outside to swim.

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Come on in.

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The water's fine.

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Anything else stupid

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and unreasonable that you want?

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Nope, that's it.

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You don't need me to chew your food for you,

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or make you a back scratcher out of my own spine?

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Or maybe extinguish the sun

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so the light don't get in your eyes?

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No, I'm good.

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Me, too.

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Wow!

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An indoor pool.

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This place is fancy!

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Cannonball!

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That hotel was a bad idea from the start.

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That was a hotel?

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Your bill, sir.

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$15,000?

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You're not going to have a heart attack, are you?

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Not at these prices.

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Forget hotels.

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This hospital racket is where the money is.

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This is a hospital?

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Pack your bags, boys.

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You're going to medical school.

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Hooray! Hooray!

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Oh, boy.

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Good morning, Mrs. Puff. I'm Mr. Fitz.

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I represent the Voting Teachers Accreditation Bureau.

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As you know, your teaching certificate is up for renewal.

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However, we've noticed there have been

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an unusually large amount of failings from this classroom.

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That's impossible.

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In all my years of teaching,

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only one student has failed my class.

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Yes, but he's failed 1,258,056 times.

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Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai!

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You don't understand.

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SpongeBob is... unteachable.

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We cannotblame the students for the incompetence of the teacher.

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- Honk, honk! - Beep-beep!

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I'm ready to drive!

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Are you ready for my driving test today, Mrs. Puff?

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Okay, Mrs. Puff, if SpongeBob fails this test,

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you will be replaced.

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Okay, SpongeBob, let's demonstrate for Mr. Fitz

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everything I've taught you in boating school.

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Now,

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what's the first thing we do before we start boating?

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Oh! Seatbelt-a-rooni. One second.

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Then what do you do?

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Start the engine? Yes.

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What do I do now?Drive the boat.

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Did I pass this time, Mrs. Puff?

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No, SpongeBob.

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You failed.

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I failed?

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It is not you that's failed, SpongeBob.

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It's Mrs. Puff that's failed you.

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You are relieved of your teaching duties.

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I won't be teaching SpongeBob anymore?

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No more... SpongeBob?

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I thought this day would never come.

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Whoo-hoo!

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Good-bye, SpongeBob!

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Have a nice life.

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Free at last!

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Free at last!

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I got Mrs. Puff fired.

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Hello, worthless students.

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I'm your new instructor.

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No one's ever failed my class

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that's lived through it.

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I can assure you, these next four weeks

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will be the worst years of your miserable lives.

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Your spines will break.

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Your teeth will ache.

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Your eyes will be bloodshot.

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You will drive out of this school in style,

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or you will be carted out

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in your granny's handbasket.

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Everyone will follow the rules of the class.

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First rule: no talking.

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Does that mean...

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no eating in my class.

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Would anyone care for a bon-bon?

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Uh, I'll eat one.

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Pick your favorite.

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How's it taste?

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It's a delightful taste sensation.

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No eating in my classroom!

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Now, if anyone else is man enough

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to stay in this class...

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Looks like you're the man... Sponge.

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I am?

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Do you want to learn how to drive or what? Yes, sir!

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I'm ready to drive!

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What do you think you're doing?

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Ready for my test, sir.You're not ready

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to drive yet— until you learn thatfirst.

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This is the most grueling driving course ever devised.

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You will learn every turn, bump and crack on it.

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You'll start out crawling it.

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Crawl?

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Hup two, hup two, hup two, hup two!

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Left turn!

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Crack! Bump! Nickel!

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Hey, a nickel!

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Keep your eyes on the road, cadet!

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Pebble!

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Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa!

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Wow...!

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Wow...!

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Wow...!

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Aah...!

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I'm ashamed of you, cadet.

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Tripped up by a wee pebble.

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What are you supposed to be learning in my class?

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How to drive, sir?

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Affirmative. But before you learn to drive,

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you must learn to crawl.

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And then you learn to walk,

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and then you learn to run.

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But before you learn to walk, you must learn to crawl!

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I want you to crawl!

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Sir, yes, sir!

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Now, get out there!

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Hut! Hut!

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Every good boater needs to know his vehicle inside and out.

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Here. Go take that boat apart.

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I'm impressed, son.

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Put it back together again!

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Oh, that'll be easy.

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Are you sure?

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Um, yeah.

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You just put the jing-a-mahoos on the poo-hickey and, uh...

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I might need a couple of minutes.

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It's ready, Sarge!

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Jumping jellyfish!

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Watch for pedestrians. Check mirrors.

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Observe that speed limit.

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Watch for pedestri... ans!

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Whoa!

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Aah! Whoa!

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Wow! Oh! Oh!

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So, um, how'd I do?

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How'd you do?

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Why don't you ask the shattered remains

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of this pedestrian

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how you did?

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Now I know this course forward, backward and sideways.

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Am I ready to get behind the wheel?

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Not quite.

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Now do it blindfolded.

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1,003, 1,004, 1,005...

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Oh, pebble number 143.

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Ha! You will not trip me up again, pebble number 143.

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1,006, 1,007, 1,008...

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Old lady with a ham sandwich.

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1,009,

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1,010, 1,011, 1,012, one th...

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Congratulations.

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You're ready to get behind the wheel.

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Really? I'm ready!

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I'm ready! I'm...

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Let's see what I taught you, laddie.

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Yes, sir!

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Left turn at pebble number 143.

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- Kid with a ball. - Nice boy.

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Nice driving.

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Now parallel park up ahead.

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Very good.

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Now, boy, the time has come to show Mr. Fitz

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what you learned. Yes, sir!

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Step one: seat belts!

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Excellent work, cadet.

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What's next?

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ignite engine.

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Step three.

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Step three would be:

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engage blindfold!

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What? You can't drive a boat with a blindfold on.

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That's illegal.

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But I can't do it without a blindfold.

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Drive, boy! Drive!

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Mayday! Mayday!

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You're off course!

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I feel so serene now that I'm away

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from that homicidal maniac, SpongeBob.

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The brake, son!

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Aye, aye, sir.

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Here you go, sir— all I had to do

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was unscrew two little bolts.

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I'm going to stop this thing!

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Tell my wife I love her!

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Come get some!

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Man down! Man down!

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Uh, sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.

434
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Hey, SpongeBob. Sorry, Patrick, I can't stop to talk right now.

435
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I can't see! I can't see!

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My pants!

437
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Hey! I can't see.

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Did I pass?

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Well, if there was a "destroy the city"

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part of the test, you wouldhave.

441
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The nerve of some people!

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Sorry, SpongeBob, you failed again.

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Even our finest instructor could not teach you.

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Mrs. Puff, you're hired again.

445
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Hey, Mrs. Puff.

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Sorry I'm "unteachable."

447
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It's okay.

448
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Mr. Fitz gave me my teaching certificate back.

449
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And your dossier was destroyed in the explosion.

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So it's as if you never failed.

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I got you a "welcome back" gift, Mrs. Puff.

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I found all the pieces and glued them back together.

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I promise it won't take me a million tries thistime.