1 00:00:10,605 --> 00:00:15,743 It's here! 2 00:00:15,743 --> 00:00:17,466 Behold, Patrick! 3 00:00:17,467 --> 00:00:20,397 The official Goofy Goober back scratcher! 4 00:00:20,398 --> 00:00:22,570 And it only cost me 52 box tops. 5 00:00:22,571 --> 00:00:24,673 Whoa. 6 00:00:24,674 --> 00:00:29,812 Ooh. Mm-hmm. 7 00:00:29,881 --> 00:00:31,535 Whoo! 8 00:00:31,536 --> 00:00:33,880 Oh, yeah, that's it. 9 00:00:33,881 --> 00:00:38,432 Let me try! 10 00:00:38,433 --> 00:00:39,949 Uh... Patrick, 11 00:00:39,950 --> 00:00:41,018 that's not the back scratcher. 12 00:00:41,019 --> 00:00:42,018 That's my arm. 13 00:00:42,019 --> 00:00:43,846 Oh. Sorry. 14 00:00:43,847 --> 00:00:45,673 You know, we shouldn't keep this all to ourselves. 15 00:00:45,674 --> 00:00:47,466 We should let Squidward try it out. 16 00:00:47,467 --> 00:00:48,984 Yeah! Onward... 17 00:00:48,985 --> 00:00:50,811 to Squidward's house! 18 00:00:50,812 --> 00:00:52,984 Go away! 19 00:00:52,985 --> 00:00:57,087 To Sandy's house! 20 00:00:57,088 --> 00:00:59,535 Hey, Sandy, you gotta see this. 21 00:00:59,536 --> 00:01:01,260 Sandy? 22 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:04,087 What's going on here? 23 00:01:04,088 --> 00:01:07,432 Sandy, are you okay? 24 00:01:07,433 --> 00:01:09,053 What's wrong, Sandy? 25 00:01:09,054 --> 00:01:10,880 They're coming! They're coming! 26 00:01:10,881 --> 00:01:12,329 The chimps are coming? Who? 27 00:01:12,330 --> 00:01:13,880 My bosses! 28 00:01:13,881 --> 00:01:15,535 They're coming for an inspection! 29 00:01:15,536 --> 00:01:17,432 I've worked day and night for a week, 30 00:01:17,433 --> 00:01:19,673 but none of my inventions are any good. 31 00:01:19,674 --> 00:01:21,053 If I don't have a real impressive 32 00:01:21,054 --> 00:01:22,811 invention by this afternoon, 33 00:01:22,812 --> 00:01:24,397 they'll cut my funding, 34 00:01:24,398 --> 00:01:26,329 and I'll have to leave Bikini Bottom. 35 00:01:26,330 --> 00:01:28,156 Oh, come on, Sandy. 36 00:01:28,157 --> 00:01:30,053 I'll bet you invented lots of useful things. 37 00:01:30,054 --> 00:01:32,673 This helmet looks impressive. 38 00:01:32,674 --> 00:01:33,949 What's it do? 39 00:01:33,950 --> 00:01:35,432 It lets you talk to nuts. 40 00:01:35,433 --> 00:01:36,639 What use is that? 41 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,294 SpongeBob to Peanut. 42 00:01:39,295 --> 00:01:41,811 Come in, Peanut. 43 00:01:41,812 --> 00:01:43,329 What's it saying? 44 00:01:43,330 --> 00:01:45,811 It says... "It's dark in here." 45 00:01:45,812 --> 00:01:47,432 Got anything else, Sandy? 46 00:01:47,433 --> 00:01:49,501 There's my nuttachino machine. 47 00:01:49,502 --> 00:01:54,640 It makes a nice hot, frothy cup of any nut you choose. 48 00:01:59,433 --> 00:02:04,571 And lastly, my fully automated nutcracker. 49 00:02:12,088 --> 00:02:14,501 Oh! I can't even make a simple nutcracker. 50 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:16,846 So, it's got a few bugs. 51 00:02:16,847 --> 00:02:18,294 Patrick and I'll help you fix it. 52 00:02:18,295 --> 00:02:19,708 Right, Patrick? 53 00:02:19,709 --> 00:02:22,397 Patrick? 54 00:02:22,398 --> 00:02:23,742 Everything'll be fine. 55 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:25,984 Oh, it's no use, SpongeBob. 56 00:02:25,985 --> 00:02:28,329 I just have to face facts. 57 00:02:28,330 --> 00:02:30,156 I'll be leaving Bikini Bottom because... 58 00:02:30,157 --> 00:02:34,742 I'm a failure. 59 00:02:34,743 --> 00:02:36,811 We can't let Sandy leave, Patrick. 60 00:02:36,812 --> 00:02:38,466 What'll we do? 61 00:02:38,467 --> 00:02:39,846 They're looking for an invention, right? 62 00:02:39,847 --> 00:02:41,122 Right. 63 00:02:41,123 --> 00:02:42,604 So let's start inventing! 64 00:02:42,605 --> 00:02:47,191 Yeah! 65 00:02:47,192 --> 00:02:49,191 It's time to get serious, Patrick. 66 00:02:49,192 --> 00:02:51,742 Right! 67 00:02:51,743 --> 00:02:53,604 I made an invention! 68 00:02:53,605 --> 00:02:56,673 It's a stick that you can draw or write stuff with. 69 00:02:56,674 --> 00:02:58,018 That's a pencil, Patrick. 70 00:02:58,019 --> 00:03:02,260 It's already been invented. 71 00:03:02,261 --> 00:03:04,087 Ooh! Ooh! This is a good one. 72 00:03:04,088 --> 00:03:06,570 It's a glass ball that lights up, 73 00:03:06,571 --> 00:03:08,397 so you can see in the dark. 74 00:03:08,398 --> 00:03:12,191 Light bulb, already invented. 75 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,811 SpongeBob. I know this one will work. 76 00:03:14,812 --> 00:03:18,329 I've invented a parallel universe. 77 00:03:18,330 --> 00:03:20,122 That's a mirror, Patrick. 78 00:03:20,123 --> 00:03:23,949 It's already been invented. 79 00:03:23,950 --> 00:03:26,191 Somebody keeps stealing my ideas. 80 00:03:26,192 --> 00:03:30,673 Well, I thought it was a pretty good idea. 81 00:03:30,674 --> 00:03:32,570 Ohh... I give up. 82 00:03:32,571 --> 00:03:37,709 I'll never invent anything. 83 00:04:26,916 --> 00:04:29,363 I'm ashamed of myself, Patrick. 84 00:04:29,364 --> 00:04:31,294 I gave up too quickly. 85 00:04:31,295 --> 00:04:34,122 We'll build Sandy's bosses an invention so amazing, 86 00:04:34,123 --> 00:04:39,261 they'll give Sandy funding forever. 87 00:04:51,709 --> 00:04:53,673 We've done it, Patrick! 88 00:04:53,674 --> 00:04:55,329 We created the greatest invention 89 00:04:55,330 --> 00:04:57,570 the world has ever seen! 90 00:04:57,571 --> 00:04:59,501 Patrick, they're here! 91 00:04:59,502 --> 00:05:02,363 Who? Sandy's bosses. 92 00:05:02,364 --> 00:05:04,811 The reason we spent all afternoon inventing. 93 00:05:04,812 --> 00:05:09,501 I have no idea what you're talking about. 94 00:05:09,502 --> 00:05:11,053 Good day, gentlemen. 95 00:05:11,054 --> 00:05:12,432 Allow me to introduce ourselves. 96 00:05:12,433 --> 00:05:14,363 I am Professor Percy. 97 00:05:14,364 --> 00:05:16,984 This is Dr. Marmalade. 98 00:05:16,985 --> 00:05:18,811 At your service. 99 00:05:18,812 --> 00:05:21,260 And this is Lord Reginald. 100 00:05:21,261 --> 00:05:22,570 Charmed. 101 00:05:22,571 --> 00:05:24,397 You guys talk funny. 102 00:05:24,398 --> 00:05:26,225 Say more words! 103 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:27,811 We are the board of directors 104 00:05:27,812 --> 00:05:30,329 of Tree Dome Enterprises Limited, 105 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,053 and we are here to ascertain 106 00:05:32,054 --> 00:05:34,880 if Miss Cheek's inventions are up to snuff. 107 00:05:34,881 --> 00:05:36,501 Why, everyone in town has benefited 108 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:38,501 from Sandy's scientific knowledge. 109 00:05:38,502 --> 00:05:42,122 Before Sandy showed up, I used to be a scrawny weakling. 110 00:05:42,123 --> 00:05:47,261 And I used to be dumb. 111 00:05:48,054 --> 00:05:49,604 Quite. 112 00:05:49,605 --> 00:05:50,673 And whom do I have the pleasure 113 00:05:50,674 --> 00:05:51,915 of addressing? 114 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:53,329 My name is SpongeBob. 115 00:05:53,330 --> 00:05:54,846 And I am Professor Patrick. 116 00:05:54,847 --> 00:05:56,122 Professor? 117 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:57,811 Doctor Professor Patrick. 118 00:05:57,812 --> 00:06:00,501 Don't mind him. You know how interns are. 119 00:06:00,502 --> 00:06:02,432 Where is Miss Cheeks? 120 00:06:02,433 --> 00:06:03,673 She should be back any moment. 121 00:06:03,674 --> 00:06:05,329 I thought she ran away 122 00:06:05,330 --> 00:06:07,018 because she couldn't invent anything. 123 00:06:07,019 --> 00:06:08,742 Patrick. 124 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:10,777 That's Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick to you! 125 00:06:10,778 --> 00:06:13,501 Don't you think it's time to show them Sandy's invention, 126 00:06:13,502 --> 00:06:15,087 Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick? 127 00:06:15,088 --> 00:06:16,329 Good idea. 128 00:06:16,330 --> 00:06:18,053 Well? 129 00:06:18,054 --> 00:06:20,501 Hey, you'rethe unpaid intern. 130 00:06:20,502 --> 00:06:22,294 You do the work. 131 00:06:22,295 --> 00:06:25,673 Gentlemen, I can say without exaggeration, 132 00:06:25,674 --> 00:06:28,156 that this is the most important invention 133 00:06:28,157 --> 00:06:29,811 in the history of the universe. 134 00:06:29,812 --> 00:06:31,501 I give you... 135 00:06:31,502 --> 00:06:33,466 the Automatic Back Scratcher, 136 00:06:33,467 --> 00:06:38,605 Hair Comber, Nose Picker and Ukulele Tuner 9000! 137 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:42,846 This is where our research money went? 138 00:06:42,847 --> 00:06:44,501 Uh-huh. Isn't it great? 139 00:06:44,502 --> 00:06:46,846 An automatic back-scratcher, hair-combing 140 00:06:46,847 --> 00:06:48,708 nose-picking ukulele tuner. 141 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:51,087 Yes, well, I've heard thatclaim before. 142 00:06:51,088 --> 00:06:54,225 Yes. How do we know this contraption works? 143 00:06:54,226 --> 00:06:56,087 Let's see a demonstration. 144 00:06:56,088 --> 00:06:57,708 Step right up. 145 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,087 You look like you've been neglecting 146 00:06:59,088 --> 00:07:01,053 your personal hygiene. 147 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:02,432 Me? 148 00:07:02,433 --> 00:07:04,260 Are you sure this is safe? 149 00:07:04,261 --> 00:07:07,191 As sure as I'm a doctor professor. 150 00:07:07,192 --> 00:07:08,639 Patrick, don't you think we should test it? 151 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:11,535 Okay. 152 00:07:11,536 --> 00:07:13,260 That's not exactly what I had in mind. 153 00:07:13,261 --> 00:07:14,673 Lord Reginald, 154 00:07:14,674 --> 00:07:18,846 are you all right? 155 00:07:18,847 --> 00:07:20,811 Oh, I say. 156 00:07:20,812 --> 00:07:22,260 This is splendid. 157 00:07:22,261 --> 00:07:25,122 Oh, absolutely splendid. 158 00:07:25,123 --> 00:07:27,329 What's this? Oh, marvelous. 159 00:07:27,330 --> 00:07:29,329 This machine has evacuated my nostrils 160 00:07:29,330 --> 00:07:31,742 of unwanted residue in a manner most pleasant. 161 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:33,949 Good work, Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick. 162 00:07:33,950 --> 00:07:35,811 Thank you, lowly assistant. 163 00:07:35,812 --> 00:07:39,466 Oh, I say, now it's feeding me delicious pudding. 164 00:07:39,467 --> 00:07:41,604 Pudding, I don't remember that part of the invention. 165 00:07:41,605 --> 00:07:46,743 And now it's tuning my ukulele. 166 00:07:48,364 --> 00:07:49,673 Ouch! Ooh! 167 00:07:49,674 --> 00:07:51,191 I say, was that necessary? 168 00:07:51,192 --> 00:07:54,018 You, sir, are impertinent. 169 00:07:54,019 --> 00:07:58,777 Oh, dear. 170 00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:02,570 Lord Reginald, are you all right? 171 00:08:02,571 --> 00:08:04,984 I'm sorry, was that a yes? 172 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,087 Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick, what is the meaning of this? 173 00:08:07,088 --> 00:08:08,501 It's okay. 174 00:08:08,502 --> 00:08:10,570 The horrible screaming 175 00:08:10,571 --> 00:08:12,191 means that it's working. 176 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:16,708 Oh, I really wish Sandy were here. 177 00:08:16,709 --> 00:08:18,329 All aboard! 178 00:08:18,330 --> 00:08:20,018 Will this bus take you somewhere 179 00:08:20,019 --> 00:08:21,432 when you've got nowhere else to go? 180 00:08:21,433 --> 00:08:22,846 It sure does. 181 00:08:22,847 --> 00:08:24,191 We make stops in Quittersville, 182 00:08:24,192 --> 00:08:27,363 Failuretown and Loserburg. 183 00:08:27,364 --> 00:08:30,191 What in tarnation? 184 00:08:30,192 --> 00:08:33,846 What's with all the monkey business? 185 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,466 Sandy! 186 00:08:35,467 --> 00:08:37,053 SpongeBob. 187 00:08:37,054 --> 00:08:42,156 What the heck is going on here? 188 00:08:42,157 --> 00:08:43,329 Ouch. 189 00:08:43,330 --> 00:08:45,501 It works! It works! 190 00:08:45,502 --> 00:08:47,949 Lord Reginald, are you all right? 191 00:08:47,950 --> 00:08:50,397 I seem to have ruptured my pomposity. 192 00:08:50,398 --> 00:08:53,570 We shall commence closure of this establishment 193 00:08:53,571 --> 00:08:55,466 immediately. 194 00:08:55,467 --> 00:08:57,466 Frankly, I'm beginning to question 195 00:08:57,467 --> 00:09:00,225 the economic benefits of underwater tree domes. 196 00:09:00,226 --> 00:09:04,708 Doesn't make much sense when you get right down to it. 197 00:09:04,709 --> 00:09:06,466 I'm sorry, Sandy. 198 00:09:06,467 --> 00:09:08,777 We were trying to keep you in Bikini Bottom, 199 00:09:08,778 --> 00:09:11,535 but all we did was ruin your chances to stay. 200 00:09:11,536 --> 00:09:13,880 I was about to be fired anyway. 201 00:09:13,881 --> 00:09:15,915 Thanks for trying to help, SpongeBob. 202 00:09:15,916 --> 00:09:17,535 You, too, Patrick. 203 00:09:17,536 --> 00:09:19,811 That's Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick. 204 00:09:19,812 --> 00:09:21,053 Don't push it. 205 00:09:21,054 --> 00:09:22,604 Sorry. 206 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:24,432 We are departing, Dr. Marmalade. 207 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:27,673 My word. All of this excitement 208 00:09:27,674 --> 00:09:32,812 has drastically reduced my potassium levels. 209 00:09:35,364 --> 00:09:36,742 Good gracious. 210 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,156 Can it be? 211 00:09:38,157 --> 00:09:43,295 Try it again. 212 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:46,018 Oh! It is! 213 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,260 It is! 214 00:09:47,261 --> 00:09:49,018 It's the banana peeler 215 00:09:49,019 --> 00:09:54,157 we have been searching 117 years for. 216 00:09:55,847 --> 00:09:58,915 Wow, Sandy, they're going bananas for your nutcracker. 217 00:09:58,916 --> 00:10:00,466 Yeah. 218 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:02,191 Well, Miss Cheeks, 219 00:10:02,192 --> 00:10:03,570 I must say, 220 00:10:03,571 --> 00:10:07,122 you have exceeded expectations. 221 00:10:07,123 --> 00:10:09,639 It may be the extreme head trauma I've suffered, 222 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:12,880 but I am going to offer you a 20-year contract 223 00:10:12,881 --> 00:10:14,915 with a substantial pay rise. 224 00:10:14,916 --> 00:10:16,191 I accept. 225 00:10:16,192 --> 00:10:17,949 Hooray! 226 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:21,087 I expect great things out of you, Miss Cheeks. 227 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:22,708 Great things. 228 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,501 Perhaps you could put your talents 229 00:10:24,502 --> 00:10:26,949 toward that automatic poop-throwing machine 230 00:10:26,950 --> 00:10:28,535 that's eluded us for so long. 231 00:10:28,536 --> 00:10:31,397 Now, now. One miracle at a time. 232 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:34,811 Good-bye. 233 00:10:34,812 --> 00:10:37,811 Well, the only thing left is to figure out what to do 234 00:10:37,812 --> 00:10:39,535 with this infernal contraption. 235 00:10:39,536 --> 00:10:40,535 My turn! 236 00:10:40,536 --> 00:10:45,053 Whoo-hoo! 237 00:10:45,054 --> 00:10:50,192 All right! 238 00:11:06,847 --> 00:11:08,397 Curse this cursed, ghostly fog. 239 00:11:08,398 --> 00:11:10,535 I can barely see past me own nose. 240 00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:15,674 Argh. 241 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:35,088 Me ship. 242 00:11:39,330 --> 00:11:41,191 Hello, roadside assistance? 243 00:11:41,192 --> 00:11:43,018 I've got a bit of a flat! 244 00:11:43,019 --> 00:11:45,432 My location where I'll be staying? 245 00:11:45,433 --> 00:11:48,294 Business or residence? 246 00:11:48,295 --> 00:11:52,053 Residence. 247 00:11:52,054 --> 00:11:53,225 Argh! 248 00:11:53,226 --> 00:11:55,501 The Flying Dutchman! 249 00:11:55,502 --> 00:11:57,363 What are you doing in my house? 250 00:11:57,364 --> 00:12:00,087 I'm stuck here while me ship is being repaired. 251 00:12:00,088 --> 00:12:05,226 Till then, I'm here to haunt ya! 252 00:12:06,364 --> 00:12:07,708 Squidward! Squidward! 253 00:12:07,709 --> 00:12:09,018 Squidward, help! 254 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:10,294 Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ooh! 255 00:12:10,295 --> 00:12:11,777 Ow! Oh! Ee! Ee! Ow! Oh! 256 00:12:11,778 --> 00:12:13,777 Squidward, you have to help me! 257 00:12:13,778 --> 00:12:16,087 There's a gh-gh-gh, a ghost in my house! 258 00:12:16,088 --> 00:12:19,294 SpongeBob, how many times do I have to tell you, 259 00:12:19,295 --> 00:12:24,398 I don't believe in ghosts, and I never liked you? 260 00:12:24,467 --> 00:12:25,777 Patrick! 261 00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:27,673 Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! 262 00:12:27,674 --> 00:12:29,191 Patrick, you've got to help me! 263 00:12:29,192 --> 00:12:30,225 The Flying Dutch... 264 00:12:30,226 --> 00:12:32,742 man. 265 00:12:32,743 --> 00:12:37,087 Gary! 266 00:12:37,088 --> 00:12:38,777 Don't you dare hurt my little Gary! 267 00:12:38,778 --> 00:12:41,673 Aw, I just wanted to pet the little guy. 268 00:12:41,674 --> 00:12:44,811 There, there, Dutchie's not gonna hurt you. 269 00:12:44,812 --> 00:12:49,950 I love me a good snail. 270 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:58,018 Gary! 271 00:12:58,019 --> 00:12:59,466 Nothing better than giving a good scare! 272 00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:04,605 Argh! 273 00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:07,260 It's okay, Gary. 274 00:13:07,261 --> 00:13:12,364 Don't get too comfortable! 275 00:13:14,743 --> 00:13:19,881 Good night, Gary. 276 00:14:19,088 --> 00:14:21,984 Um, Dutchie, is this gonna be much longer? 277 00:14:21,985 --> 00:14:23,535 Why aren't you freaking out, lad? 278 00:14:23,536 --> 00:14:26,087 Well, you've been here a while, 279 00:14:26,088 --> 00:14:28,363 and, uh, I've seen all your tricks. 280 00:14:28,364 --> 00:14:31,535 What are you trying to say? 281 00:14:31,536 --> 00:14:33,329 I know when I'm washed up. 282 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,949 I've been doing the same material for years. 283 00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:38,225 Scaring is a young man's game. 284 00:14:38,226 --> 00:14:40,225 It's time to give up the ghost. 285 00:14:40,226 --> 00:14:41,294 No pun intended. 286 00:14:41,295 --> 00:14:43,604 Oh, no, no. 287 00:14:43,605 --> 00:14:45,742 I meant that I'm just used to it, that's all. 288 00:14:45,743 --> 00:14:47,535 Don't lie to me. 289 00:14:47,536 --> 00:14:52,674 You've just got to scare someone other than me. 290 00:14:53,054 --> 00:14:55,156 Mind if I test it out? 291 00:14:55,157 --> 00:14:57,949 Yeah, this does feel comfortable. 292 00:14:57,950 --> 00:15:03,088 Could you excuse me a moment? 293 00:15:07,192 --> 00:15:08,432 Grr! 294 00:15:08,433 --> 00:15:10,397 Rah! Rah! 295 00:15:10,398 --> 00:15:12,501 Boo! Rah! 296 00:15:12,502 --> 00:15:13,880 Ah, forget it. 297 00:15:13,881 --> 00:15:19,019 So, what do you think? 298 00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:21,363 It's official. 299 00:15:21,364 --> 00:15:23,535 I'm not scary anymore. 300 00:15:23,536 --> 00:15:25,880 Just what kind of talk is that? 301 00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:28,329 You're just off your game, that's all. 302 00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:30,053 Maybe I just need a break. 303 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,880 Take some time off, you know? 304 00:15:31,881 --> 00:15:33,535 Sure, relax a little. 305 00:15:33,536 --> 00:15:37,880 Maybe stay with a friend for a while. 306 00:15:37,881 --> 00:15:43,019 On a comfy couch in a pineapple. 307 00:15:43,502 --> 00:15:46,225 Just for a little while longer? 308 00:15:46,226 --> 00:15:51,330 Till I get back on me feet? 309 00:15:51,778 --> 00:15:53,535 Hey, champ, how's it... 310 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:56,122 Turn it up! Turn the knob up! 311 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,742 Whoo! 312 00:15:57,743 --> 00:15:59,432 Who'd guess we have so much in common? 313 00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:02,329 You like teddy bears; I like teddy bears. 314 00:16:02,330 --> 00:16:04,397 You like ponies; I like ponies. 315 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:06,880 Is that a wedding ring? 316 00:16:06,881 --> 00:16:09,915 Oh, this? Oh, it's nothing. 317 00:16:09,916 --> 00:16:12,053 What is going on around here? 318 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:15,639 Come on, SpongeBob, don't be a stick in the mud. 319 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:20,501 Look out below! 320 00:16:20,502 --> 00:16:22,053 How was that? 321 00:16:22,054 --> 00:16:24,087 Even better the third time. 322 00:16:24,088 --> 00:16:25,294 Oh, no. 323 00:16:25,295 --> 00:16:27,604 No, no, no, no, no! 324 00:16:27,605 --> 00:16:31,432 Everyone, get out! 325 00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:34,156 All righty, boys, party's over. 326 00:16:34,157 --> 00:16:39,122 Time to scoot honey. 327 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:42,535 Dutchie, do you want to spend eternity on this couch? 328 00:16:42,536 --> 00:16:43,742 Well, it is comfy. 329 00:16:43,743 --> 00:16:45,673 Look in the mirror. 330 00:16:45,674 --> 00:16:47,329 You're a ghost of your former self. 331 00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:48,777 Ah, you're right, SpongeBob. 332 00:16:48,778 --> 00:16:49,880 I'm pathetic. 333 00:16:49,881 --> 00:16:51,949 Yes, you are. 334 00:16:51,950 --> 00:16:53,915 But we're going to raise you up from your squalid condition 335 00:16:53,916 --> 00:16:56,260 through the use of visual aids. 336 00:16:56,261 --> 00:16:57,915 Watch now. 337 00:16:57,916 --> 00:16:59,673 What in barnacles is it? 338 00:16:59,674 --> 00:17:04,812 A journey into self-awareness. 339 00:17:15,605 --> 00:17:18,535 The power within. The power within. 340 00:17:18,536 --> 00:17:20,432 The power within. 341 00:17:20,433 --> 00:17:22,501 The power within. 342 00:17:22,502 --> 00:17:24,122 The power within. 343 00:17:24,123 --> 00:17:28,018 The power within. The power within. 344 00:17:28,019 --> 00:17:29,846 The power within. 345 00:17:29,847 --> 00:17:31,639 The power within. 346 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:34,984 The power within. 347 00:17:34,985 --> 00:17:37,984 The power within! 348 00:17:37,985 --> 00:17:41,880 Yeah! 349 00:17:41,881 --> 00:17:44,501 That was beautiful. 350 00:17:44,502 --> 00:17:47,122 Now get off of that couch and into your clothes, Dutchman. 351 00:17:47,123 --> 00:17:52,261 It's time to get serious. 352 00:17:52,743 --> 00:17:54,535 Let's start you off easy. 353 00:17:54,536 --> 00:17:56,191 You think you can take that old lady down there? 354 00:17:56,192 --> 00:17:57,846 What, are you kidding me? 355 00:17:57,847 --> 00:17:59,915 Scaring her is too easy. 356 00:17:59,916 --> 00:18:02,363 Now that's the Flying Dutchman I know. 357 00:18:02,364 --> 00:18:04,363 Let's see you put those words into action. 358 00:18:04,364 --> 00:18:09,502 No problemo, compadre. 359 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,363 Yargh! 360 00:18:11,364 --> 00:18:13,053 Lonnie, is that you? 361 00:18:13,054 --> 00:18:14,742 What? No! 362 00:18:14,743 --> 00:18:19,742 'Tis I, the ominous Flying Dutchman! 363 00:18:19,743 --> 00:18:24,881 Lonnie, there's this great new product called toothpaste. 364 00:18:25,054 --> 00:18:30,192 I think you should try it. 365 00:18:33,192 --> 00:18:38,295 Let's hit it! 366 00:18:41,985 --> 00:18:43,191 Dude, look at your pecs. 367 00:18:43,192 --> 00:18:44,501 You're phenomenal. 368 00:18:44,502 --> 00:18:46,466 Truly a hard body. 369 00:18:46,467 --> 00:18:51,018 Look at those guns. 370 00:18:51,019 --> 00:18:52,639 Now he's got him. 371 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,811 My latissimus dorsi has gone flabby. 372 00:18:54,812 --> 00:18:59,708 I've got to get to a rowing machine. 373 00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:01,639 It's no use, SpongeBob. 374 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,329 I can't seem to scare anyone. 375 00:19:04,330 --> 00:19:07,225 Maybe people just don't believe in ghosts anymore. 376 00:19:07,226 --> 00:19:09,156 Wait a minute! 377 00:19:09,157 --> 00:19:13,501 I think you just gave me the answer to all your problems. 378 00:19:13,502 --> 00:19:15,087 goblins... 379 00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:20,226 guilt trip... 380 00:19:33,571 --> 00:19:37,535 Squidward! Squidward! 381 00:19:37,536 --> 00:19:39,053 What's going on? 382 00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:41,122 Why haven't you called me? 383 00:19:41,123 --> 00:19:43,363 Mother? 384 00:19:43,364 --> 00:19:48,502 Why haven't you called your mother? 385 00:19:49,502 --> 00:19:51,363 Uh, Squiddums loves his mama. 386 00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:54,466 Why don't you call me then? 387 00:19:54,467 --> 00:19:59,605 Why don't you call me? Why don't you call me? 388 00:20:06,916 --> 00:20:09,329 I heard you don't believe in ghosts! 389 00:20:09,330 --> 00:20:11,225 Ghosts? 390 00:20:11,226 --> 00:20:16,330 As in the Flying Dutchman! 391 00:20:18,605 --> 00:20:21,329 There's no such thing as ghosts. 392 00:20:21,330 --> 00:20:22,811 No such things. 393 00:20:22,812 --> 00:20:24,432 No such thing as ghosts? 394 00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:27,294 No such thing as ghosts? 395 00:20:27,295 --> 00:20:32,398 You don't believe in ghosts? 396 00:20:38,467 --> 00:20:43,605 SpongeBob? 397 00:20:45,502 --> 00:20:47,639 Ooh. 398 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,191 Scary. 399 00:20:49,192 --> 00:20:50,156 No! 400 00:20:50,157 --> 00:20:51,329 No! 401 00:20:51,330 --> 00:20:53,535 That's impossible! 402 00:20:53,536 --> 00:20:55,466 Ghosts! Ghosts! 403 00:20:55,467 --> 00:20:57,363 Dutchie, it worked! 404 00:20:57,364 --> 00:20:59,156 You got your scare back. 405 00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:01,156 And me confidence, too. 406 00:21:01,157 --> 00:21:02,949 Now I feel like I could scare 407 00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:04,949 the living criminy out of anybody! 408 00:21:04,950 --> 00:21:06,742 All thanks to you, my boy. 409 00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:08,811 And maybe your ship will be repaired soon. 410 00:21:08,812 --> 00:21:11,880 Actually, I have a confession, SpongeBob. 411 00:21:11,881 --> 00:21:14,260 My ship's been done for three months now. 412 00:21:14,261 --> 00:21:17,260 Well, it was nice rooming with ya. 413 00:21:17,261 --> 00:21:19,329 Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. 414 00:21:19,330 --> 00:21:21,466 I left you a little something something for all your trouble. 415 00:21:21,467 --> 00:21:26,605 Now it's high time for me to ruin more souls. 416 00:21:32,812 --> 00:21:37,950 Good ol' Dutchie.